The video effectively visualizes mineral precipitation but unfortunately reinforces the debunked myth that drinking limescale causes kidney stones. It is a well-meaning domestic observation that lacks scientific and medical rigor.
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Look at the sprani. He's not abandoning his position, but I'm not giving it up, sorry.
No, I already gave it to you. You've eaten your share.
Since you've used up your allotted allowance, your monthly costs have skyrocketed, thankfully. So, after these prices, I have many things to say that will keep me awake at night, especially regarding the 5000-6000 E range.
You're all I have left, only you. Of course, I suffered for nothing.
Inside, you are there, my heart is empty, of course, I have a place inside, dark nights trembling over me, many words I have, never-ending good morning my darlings, good morning, madam.
Good morning.
Good morning, but is there something on top of this tea? Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Okay, fine. Oh my!
Damn! Son, how's your tea?
Son, check the bottom of the teacup. Look at the bottom of the teacup. One second. Can you see it?
Lime, you know.
Look at the bottom of the teacup. It's not like blood. Lime. Lime. Damn it, I'm going to pass kidney stones if you drink this.
My love, my love, I had to spill the tea. Because do you know why?
The tea has become so hardened with lime that it's like we're trying to pass kidney stones.
It would be amazing if I drank it.
Why did that happen? You remained inside me, you ended up here, all in vain, of course. My heart burned, you remained in my heart. I suddenly got burned for no reason, of course. I thought I'd have a cup of tea. On the ground, there are many limestone formations trembling over me in the dark nights. Could it be dust under the [muttering] cup that's making my tea tremble, bro? No, no, it's not. The lower suspension will get clogged now. Is drinking the best option?
Thanks, brother. I have a chat that even thinks about my diaper. Honestly, it's good.
I was looking for you too. We're here, brother. We are here. We're here. We didn't go anywhere. Congratulations, Ms. Sağ. Thank you so much.
What does this have to do with the man of the house?
I asked, "What does the man of the house do?" What does he do? Now, tell me the explanation of the homemaker.
I don't know.
Hashim, what is this?
I don't know.
The professors were like all Turkish nationalist professors. Tell me, what does a homemaker do?
Why can't you drink this now?
No, no, I just poured a glass. Now, when he poured it like that, all the limescale at the bottom spilled into the glass. It was very limey, in other words.
I understood perfectly.
[muttering] Green. Illegal from the Greens. Brother, I can't see green. These kinds of songs suit your voice very well.
Thank you very much, brother.
My love, what does a stay-at-home husband do? Don't do that. Should I do this right now, what a homemaker should do?
Do it. Should I do it right now? Should I do it right away? Do it now. Ok. Take it.
Open that drawer now. Grab the screwdriver.
Start taking this apart. Oh my love, what a homebody should do [laughs] is provide guidance.
Look how hyped up he got. Either another love or just another love. Let me check my headlights.
I don't understand why the drawer handle we use most often, the one that trembles with grapes at night, isn't there anymore.
He cannot be calm, patient, patient, calm, and patient.
Why aren't these available, my love? They're not even simple lathes! Oh my God, oh Lord. It was a flathead screwdriver. Should we do this?
How about we make bagel toast?
What are you saying?
We will do it. We will do it.
That's what you were thinking too, wasn't it?
I have everything in mind, but maybe nothing at all. You.
Ah.
Good morning. Just do it.
What are we dismantling, sir? We're fixing it, brother.
We are repairing it, God willing. [Laughter] Why are you laughing? Why did you laugh now? Don't you like it when I fix it?
Trust what you have in your hand. Are you suspicious of my repair skills? Oh no, not at all. Now you're a mechanic.
Or are you just making fun of me?
Yes.
So you're making fun of me. I don't want to have fun with you, my love.
I'm not the type of man to get married.
Am I the kind of guy who can have fun?
Oh my love, what does that have to do with anything? If that's what you mean to me, then say so.
I didn't mean it in that sense at all.
In what sense did you say that?
In the sense of having fun. To laugh. To laugh.
To enjoy. What should I do? Should I cry with you? What do you want?
The Karazeler are shivering over me, hungry and hot.
The screws won't come out on the Laz side.
[laughter] Why did you lock us up like this now? For God's sake, not now, not tomorrow. When, my love? What are we going to do now?
Look, I can't get this to come off no matter how much I try. It's coming out now. And there are more to come.
Maybe they don't really need to leave. One second.
Uh, he'll attach the handle. Would attaching it be enough? It's full here.
Oh, why is it so full? Full. How am I supposed to put these on now? It happens that... Do you know what logic is, in my opinion?
What is it? Should I do it? Let me see. Just stop for a moment. What logic? Are you looking for logic in this? That's the handle, you see. Does that make sense, my love? Are you trying to understand the logic behind the handle? Are you going to drive me crazy? He's looking for a handle for the dumplings.
[Laughter] They make sense. It's kind of like that because it's shoddy, I mean, it's made for a very short distance. Here, take this handle, my love. Here's the handle. Is it ok? Are you happy now?
Yes. Does having a doorknob in your house make you happy, my love? Ah, the handle. Go ahead and take a picture. But one of them is, of course, looting. Anyway.
Oh, I'm coming.
My back hurts so much. Oh, I'm going to climb into your bowl now. Okay, fine, but don't overdo it.
I'll handle it, honey. Is it ok?
Yes. Hello friends.
Dude, why do you always do what they say? Dude, why do you always do what they say?
Hi brother/sister. Is the İşkur registration done here? Wrong place. Sister, you're so beautiful. Wa alaikum assalam. We're continuing.
Now, friends, let's stop the chatter. It's my first time home on a Tuesday morning. I have chores to do at home. I'll take care of my business. So, a breakfast. It wouldn't be better if I threw these onto the balcony. Let the bay get some fresh air for now.
So, you need to get plenty of fresh air. It's a balcony. Put the horse somewhere, somewhere else. Uh, we're going to have breakfast. We're going to have breakfast. Breakfast. Uh, but I'm going to do something like this. Stop. What did he do? Okay, fine.
I'll be home this Tuesday. I'll be home this Tuesday.
This is going to be a very productive Tuesday. Is it ok? We will use it efficiently.
Exactly. Productive. Lastly, repair it in the oven.
Son, what are you messing with the oven for, Blue? Is our topic bakery right now? Huh? Why? Don't mix it now.
Meanwhile, it's like he's dead. Did he kill him? My love, I think this flower is dying. Look how his head has drooped.
The job is finished. Dombili ate it. He ate and ate.
Fat bear.
I found the person who took my husband from me. Is this it? He has no peace. Who stole your husband from you? Is this it? What, my love? A woman married to a genie. Am I the genie, or is it a genie? At best, I'd turn into a genie's flesh.
I always think my love is pouring water on it. Do you need to add a lot of water?
Yes. That's why it became water. Do you add water to it every day? Does that thing kill?
Thirst kills.
The illegal immigrants have arrived. They never left. They're in the back of our minds.
Water doesn't kill. Let me make this orange juice first.
I'll put it in the cupboard. Is it ok? Where's the orange? Something to squeeze, you know. Over there? Ok.
Let's wash our hands thoroughly. Hey honey, shall we do this? Toast.
Yes. Yes. Hey everyone, we're introducing our new toaster today. If you're ready, we'll be introducing our new toaster to you all shortly. We've actually bought such a great toaster this time!
We bought a toaster that will drive you crazy.
So you can cook fish in it, cook beef, cook lamb, cook chicken, you can even cook your mother-in-law if you want. So we didn't just acquire it casually. Yes, my love? Oh, the mother-in-law part was a joke, by the way. If my mother-in-law watches this, you won't misunderstand. [laughter] Yes, my love? Sir? My love, my love, my love, my love, my love, my love, my love, my love. What? Oh, so you loved my mother that much.
Why didn't you tell me?
Okay, wait, I have something to tell you, my love. Stop, your arms.
It broke, it broke, it broke. Calm down now. Oh, that's so beautiful, so beautiful [laughs]. Am I doing that, my love? Surprise, motherfer. What kind of character is that?
Like a GTA character.
Yes. Like a character from GTA San Andreas.
You've become San Andreas [clears throat] my love. GTA didn't work out. [Laughter] This is straight out of San Andreas.
I'm cutting back on the food.
But don't cut it like that. Don't cut it like that. And so on.
No, it's fine. Stop right here. Cut above that.
Love, love, cut it short.
[sighs] Take it.
Chic.
No, we just bought it. What does that have to do with anything? We just bought it.
My love, Chef Mahmut! The chef changed his name to Chef Mahmut after my broadcast. May God curse you. We're both going, aren't we, Orange?
So, my love, you know this for yourself. I bought.
Ok then.
What? Okay, that's enough then.
Okay, but if that's enough, let's look at those things now. I have many words that tremble over me during these dark nights.
You remained the one who didn't know me, and inside me, only I burned. It was all for nothing, of course. You stayed [singing] somewhere inside me, somewhere [singing] you stayed. You're the only one left in my heart. It was all for nothing, of course. Okay, that's enough. It's somewhere deep inside me.
What?
What are you doing? I'm fine, I'm fine. Mahmut, when did you become a chef, man?
Chef Mahmut, you gave me the chicken recipe that day.
I said, "Who can stop me now?" Pablo, Pablo, may God punish you. It was 4 a.m.
Pablo was still barking in the street.
Hev hev.
Look, here are my roses.
Dark nights.
My husband bought me roses. We went out for dinner the other day.
My love, things are already getting out of hand.
Flower garden. It's like a hobby garden. Flowers everywhere.
Masallah.
Boss, have a nice day. May your joy last forever. My Ahmed. I hope yours is beautiful too, Ahmet. What are you doing, Ahmet? Are you ok? Brother, someone is saying "woof woof". He's my dog. My dog. Let 's take a look at the towel.
Pavlo, my child, I got your food, my darling. Maman is ready here. If you become a nice dog, I'll give you your food in a moment. Here you go. I wish I had bought the plain ones.
What? What would you have chosen?
Those are yesterday's shoes. It doesn't matter, my love. Did you like him? It would be nicer if it were white.
Okay, white. My love, look, you're trying to fool me. I'm telling you, look, it's dangerous to buy from shopkeepers.
Shopkeepers are making threats. Shopkeepers are beating up men.
Shopkeepers are pulling out guns to avoid selling their products. But if you buy it online, my love, you won't have any problems. Wear it for 14 days, or even return it if you want.
[Laughs] I mean, don't wear it as a joke, of course, but if you don't like it, at least you have the chance to return it. Hello h ho ho ho ho ho ho hello ho ho ho h ho ho k It's another Tuesday, bro, I have an orange in my hand, we're drinking tea separately, we're drinking it separately, babo babo babo babo [muttering] Bro, tradesmen are the best, they're like liver, but if you want to return the money, your enemy might be worse than your enemy. So, the only institutions that say they don't accept refunds are the shopkeepers.
Don't forget this. Tea with lime.
Oh, how beautiful.
Hi. Is n't it beautiful?
Beautiful.
Look, should I buy lots and lots?
Look, there are lots of shoes over there, my love.
He. Should I buy lots and lots of shoes?
Buy lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of shoes, my love. Oh, exactly.
This is exactly what I've been looking for. Don't buy a lot of shoes. You two don't suit each other at all. Thank you.
You two don't suit each other at all. My friend in the photo, you don't belong here at all right now.
Look, it's the same as yesterday.
You saw it, boss. I agree 100%, my love. Look at your shoes from yesterday. Okay then. Look how much it costs here.
700 L.
Look, right now it's 700 lira, isn't it? Come, let me come with you to the shoe shop over there. If this shoe doesn't cost at least 0.00 lira, then I'm thinking, " Wow, that's great, I'm changing sectors!" Is n't Ashim beautiful? And Pierre Cardin too. He's the original, the real Pierre Cardin. Absolutely beautiful.
2000 3.000 L here.000.
Yes. Should I buy it? Hey bro, there's a console game right below your stream. Could you write something in the console game saying "Kemal sends his regards"? " Kemal sends his regards, brother," he said.
[laughter] Say hello to anyone who's subscribed. If I were to buy one pair of shoes for 3,000 lira, I could buy four or five pairs.
Logical.
Why would I wear the original? His shoes are getting dirty.
No, absolutely not. Sabancı has a saying. I'm not rich enough to buy cheap things. I would definitely recommend you buy it. So, instead of buying three pairs of shoes that will make your feet smell bad, it's better to buy one decent pair.
Did you leave your headlights on?
I can turn off the headlights if you want, brother. Can Müsim get a glass here? King, we really hate console games. We don't pass on anyone's greetings. Greetings from God, bro. Well, I just said it as a joke. Should I give it to you, boring one? When you say "Give him my regards," we're right here, safe and sound. I'm asking you, is that enough?
No, then give it to me, my love, let's do it all.
Nobody has to love anyone. Is it zurna döner or Syrian döner?
Brother, Syrian doner kebab is more popular in Türkiye right now. What is zurna döner? He's shut down the broadcast, by the way. How many years have we been married? 1.5 years.
Hello Kemal. Memoli. Welcome, brother. Who's that guy next to you, bro? Who are you, standing next to me?
Who are you?
Who are you? Who are you, son? Who do you think you're trying to impress?
Who do you think you're fooling, son? Who the hell are you? Who are you, son?
Okay, okay, calm down, really. If you handed me over to you, this is who I am. The underwear eater has arrived, bro. [Laughter] Yes, just for today, just for today, we're calling our underwear-eating brother Baba Zula to the stage to make him eat Grandma's underwear.
Baba Zula is a freeloader.
It doesn't matter if it's pink, red, blue, or navy. He chews and swallows everything, just like my baby. [Laughter] Assalamu alaikum.
We said those two are from Syria. I swear, we brought Syria here, guys. The overlock machine has arrived, just like you expected.
Carpets and rugs.
Carpet and rug weaving can be done in 5 minutes.
Yes, tell me, my love. You know him. Carpet tiles are laid along the edges of rugs, mats, and doormats. The carpet fiber does not shed.
Let's buy another one. Let's buy another one. like, 23 boxes [laughter] like this, come on, let's see, the last 2 or 3 carpets, rugs, quilts, carpets, Hiflex edges are applied. uh, there, there, but no, look, no, there. Please, you were doing it so well last time, we want the original, I'm making the original. Yes, the last carpet didn't work, the last 2 or 3 carpets, rugs, quilts, doormats, Hiflex edges are applied. It can be done in 5 minutes. Delivered immediately.
Overlock machine delivered to your door.
Carpet, rug, quilt, and doormat edges are covered with carpeting tiles. Demolished in 5 minutes, delivered immediately.
What happens in 5 minutes? It's done in 5 minutes and delivered immediately. Ok. Thank you. Thank you.
How much is it in square meters?
How much do you charge for it?
40 per square meter.
40 per square meter. That's good, nice.
I gave a suitable answer.
Oh, what happened, my love?
My fingernail.
Which fingernail? Where's my fingernail? Can you show me your fingernails? He wasn't even worth it in this. There aren't even any fingernails there anyway. It was worth it. Is there any copper available right now? Oh, that's a lie to me, a lie. He doesn't do it in 5 minutes. It's a lie, Namık, isn't it? I swear to God, is this a lie? I've never had one done.
Brother, one can't grow old with you. It happens, it happens. Gamze is the apple of my eye.
Welcome, brother. When is baby Kemal coming?
Baby is always my brother. Always.
Baby every day. I wish you a pleasant time.
Thank you, sir. Thank you.
The pain will go away in 12 minutes. I think it's already over. I've never had it done. Does anyone use this overlock machine?
Huh? An overlock machine operator can do this in 5 minutes right down the street. Are they really keeping their word? What's on the menu? Whatever God has given, brother. Whatever God has given.
I don't know what kind of eyeshadow Irem uses. Is İrem talking about the Doblo front headlight? Doblo headlight.
2007 model.
Oh my love. Is that enough?
Yes. Ok. Now wait for him. I'll do that. Just leave it here calmly. I gently place it on the ground.
Why are you hitting me?
I had raised my hands. I gently placed it on the ground.
Okay, now behind you.
No, calm down, you just hit me!
[laughter] Damn, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Okay, play it one more time.
I'm dead.
I'll play. I'm not playing, but you 're not playing properly. You're not playing fairly.
I died because you didn't play properly. I'm dead. I'm not actually here.
Stop.
Okay, then it's lost. I'm not there. No.
He told me to gently put it down. What is that?
Pichu hensap. Pıcı hensap.
Look, he did the right thing. Sara says.
He told me to just put it down gently.
Oh, you're private, you're priviet.
Until the magazine runs out?
Of course.
My son, I'm dying, I'm dying now.
He emptied it all, you know. We're dead and he's still doing that. Digin diin digin diin digin din din din dısin dısin dısin.
I'm hungry, but there's a limit to this. It has an end, do you understand? Am I sure you're going to drink this?
No.
So you've brought this up, but do you have any use for it? Yes.
Yes. What are you going to do with this? Are you going to put this inside? Wait a minute. Ok. I'll put it inside.
I'll put in a straw. You will do it like this.
No.
What will you do?
Put it there.
I already put it there. My love, you make me angry. It suits you very well. It suited you very well though. Ok. Put it there. Ok.
What are you doing, girl? What are you doing? Oh no! Are you kidding me?
They should see what he's done. I swear. Wait a minute.
What are you doing right now? Asking.
I'm filtering it. Are you straining the orange juice?
Yes.
What brought Aslan Adan's to Izmir?
My dear Gamze, that was many, many years ago. Deep in the forest lived small blue creatures. They called themselves little Smurfs.
And then there was the evil Gargamel. When you say that evil Gargamel, you're pointing at me.
My love, it has nothing to do with you. And look, Gargamel is doing Gargel too. There was the evil Gargamel.
No, that has nothing to do with you. And then there was Gargamel. He was bad. I hate the Smurfs.
Ah [groan] ah, I will catch you [clear his throat]. Even if years pass, I will find you. That's when, that's when I'll find your village. No one will pay. That's when, my friends, I ran into that blind, terrifying wizard Cargamel and somehow I lost my village. I couldn't find my way to my village. I'm not the bad guy here.
He still hasn't caught it.
There are fibers in that sediment. I swear, I can't believe it right now. Give me the fiber, I'll eat it.
My phone is ringing.
Yes, friends, greetings to those who say, "The vitamins are in the pulp!"
Oh brother, it's already filtered out.
Hello, what are you doing?
Then we went and took him to the hospital. They said there was a vitamin deficiency. That 's why it exists.
My battery drained for a while after I finished eating the orange.
Vitamin-free orange juice. For the first time in my life, I've seen someone straining orange juice. So I won't ask why. I don't question it at all.
People should live the way they want to be happy. So if she wants to strain the rice through a colander, she can. Sure, it's possible. It suits me. No problem. The battery is finally gone.
Oh, come on guys, don't question it too much. Do n't question why. That's precisely where the problem lies. That's the problem.
The problem is in the orange juice; there are many strains that are clogging me up during the dark nights. At this rate, we'll probably end up combining breakfast and dinner again.
How? Is Mom alright?
Of course, that's good. Is he happy?
Happy. I have only one wish. Just be happy.
[singing] He doesn't know I wrote this for you.
You don't listen to it like a foreign song.
What was the purchase?
I slumped down side by side. No. Okay, I don't know. Never mind the stress, just fill that glass. Take it.
Land mafia. Where's breakfast, girl? Land mafia. [laughter] Land mafia. What's the connection? That's Müslüm Baba for you. Pope Muslim. Oh, what can we say? Stop. H. Today is my birthday. I'm both drunk and a broadcaster.
On a bar counter. I am the same age my father was when he died. Today is my birthday.
Words are growing [clears throat] in my mouth. All the lives I know.
Param pararça, param pararça. Shattered into pieces, completely broken.
[music] Play like a mosquito [singing] dad. " Dad, I swear I'll kill you, you're melting me like a molehill." Okay, now let's get out the tomatoes and cucumbers [muttering] and put them in the freezer. What do you want? Do you want to drink orange juice right now? Drink. Do you want to eat ice cream? Eat. Today is my day, I'm going to have a pleasant day.
Yes.
Because I will be.
What? Because I exist.
There's Müslüm Baba.
Even death is like Müslüm. Father Müslüm. Did you trick your sister-in-law by singing to her, Kemal?
Tell the truth. I'm telling the truth. Honestly, I tricked him by singing. I'm finally going to say something.
I have something to say. Why did you do that when you finally looked at me?
That was an important detail. Did you come back? We 're back, my love. Tomatoes, cucumbers.
Cheese, greens, olive oil. Ah, olive oil. Sinem kept telling me to remind her about olive oil. What happened?
You didn't remind me. Did I forget to remind you again?
Yes, he reminded us again. Ok. My food is potatoes. I'll eat it.
Bait.
I'll eat it.
Bait.
I'll eat it. Oh, I'll eat it. The king of the forest will eat. Understand. King's food.
I've been squeezing orange juice for you since this morning, my love," I say.
I'm talking about potatoes. Oum. What kind of pate? What potatoes? Give me [grumpy] the potatoes. There are no potatoes.
Give me the potato. Okay, okay, calm down. Go away. Honestly, look. Go ahead and eat.
The land is beautiful, though.
He mentioned trail running to you.
What is trail running? [Laughs] I have something to say. Wait a minute.
What was her name, girl? One minute. What were you saying?
What is the land? He was saying something. Did he say trail running?
He said that trail running is like a sport. Very good. He was saying something... Oh my love, I'd sacrifice myself for you. Let's get a frying pan.
No, no, no one ever changes their oil pan.
It will be changed.
This is the perfect oil pan, my love. It will be aluminum. That's how it's going to be. What do you mean? I swear to God, this is going to drive me crazy. Okay, let's get another one just like it.
Why am I getting a different one? Give me one reason, is this dirty? Filthy. Yes. Is this dirty?
How clean will the oil pan you're going to buy be? Will the frying pan you buy be clean? Yeah.
He. Don't make me do ninja moves! Don't make me do ninja moves. That's a lie. It's all a lie. Look, he's just putting on a show.
Chasing ratings.
Ah, look at the ratings. Look, my arm hurts [laughs] guys. Let me show you. The sand hurts.
Let me show you in a minute.
Location hurts.
Wait a second. Get out of the way. My arm hurts. Ok. Wait a second. Ah! Look what you're doing right now, my love?
Which one?
Am I a dam then? Are you fighting Dam? Kettle. Kettle.
Wait a minute. For God's sake, stop!
Why are you hitting my butt? Why are you hitting my butt [laughing]? Why are you hitting me? No, that's the sound I heard. Oh really? Wait a minute.
Because my arm hurts, look. I swear. Okay, come on. Let yourself be beaten up. Come.
Let this be a slapping machine. Slapping, my love. Are you going to take away my vitamin deficiency, you slapping machine? Come on, wait a minute. Let me tell you something.
Wait a minute. Now, folks, here's a classic, standard pot containing motor oil. He says to me, "Let's change the pot," he says, "let 's change the pot."
Exactly.
No. Why are we changing the pot? Open it up and touch the outside with your hand.
Brother, touch the outside.
So who is responsible for that exterior? Who? Is it me? It's you.
Mine. Really?
Yes. It's you. Is it me?
Who is there? Why? Aren't you washing it? Are you sure? I'm absolutely sure. Are you sure? That pot was in this house before I was gone, just a reminder.
That pot has been washed a million times.
The poop was washed away.
Okay, I'll wash it.
I'm going to wash it right now. No, I'll wash it.
Then wash it.
I'll wash it.
Wash it after cooking the potatoes. I'm destructive.
You're talking a lot of nonsense right now. I swear you're talking complete nonsense.
Open this. That's amazing.
No. He describes it as if I were forcing him to eat it from this pot. Ayla, you eat it with great relish.
Now, take a look at this sausage powder set. Whatever she says we should buy, I buy it.
Then we don't see his face a second time. So far, I haven't seen the thing he suggested a second time on the table.
Yes. It was a hair straightener.
Something just came up. Come on, honey, no one breaks things on the same day. It didn't break that same day.
You ruined it. Brother Ergin did all the arranging. You messed it up. That's what being a fat man is all about. Give it to me.
With so much work to do, is this the first thing that came to your mind?
What am I going to do?
You're wearing it upside down.
No, I'm not wearing it upside down. That's how it is. Ok. Okay, but there are a lot of things going on here. I'm going to make tomatoes and cucumbers, my love. I think you shouldn't do that. That's enough, Sara.
National savagery. Look, they're starting to come to me again.
Tomatoes, cucumbers, greens, olives, garlic are all here. They've arrived. Take it.
Will the engine be ready in 12 minutes, brother? You bring the motorcycle to my door in 12 minutes.
Free.
How did you know that he would eventually give you tomatoes and cucumbers? Gee.
My son, I think the girl is in 8th grade? When you say " my son," which son are you talking about, my dear? Kindergarten child. He.
Kindergarten child. Tell me. Tell me. My handsome son. Speak up.
They're in 8th grade.
No, I go to kindergarten.
No, I'm going to your mother's class or something like that.
I'm going to my mother's class.
I'll get a knife. Let me get my knife.
You can have it. Why are you spitting on the knife? I didn't spit.
What is this? Don't spit on that knife! Do n't drive the man crazy. The man got angry from hunger. Move aside. No, he's just dragging it out. Listen, I have something to tell you. He'll eat whatever he wants. He doesn't care about anything else because he'll eat whatever he wants. For example, if the potatoes are finished now, my daughter says, "I'm going to eat a carrot."
For example, there are no potatoes for you. I'll eat them all.
No, I'll eat too.
No, I'm not making you french fries. That food in the pot is rightfully mine. That's not your right.
Hello. Hello.
Because you're the one complaining all morning. So it's not me.
No, I won't eat from this pot. No, I won't eat from that pot. Has the poor girl done herself a disservice? What was he supposed to do? Was he going to find a lizard like you? He's a chameleon.
[laughter] She's done herself a disservice, I say.
Now, would you squeeze orange juice like this? I had breakfast at 7:00 in the morning. That makes perfect sense. If there is someone who does, please tell me. I'll come too, let's have breakfast together.
Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk. I love you.
These comments were specially selected, brother. More exclusive ones are coming. Wait. You can look in the mirror if you want. I'm doing great. I'm doing great. Honestly, how is this?
Oh, look in the mirror. [muttering] Oh my God.
Oh my God. Look how good it is. Ah.
Honestly, I'm glad he said it. I thought I'd take a look in the mirror and compose myself. Honestly, I look great.
[Laughter] It's good you reminded me. It's good you reminded me, baby.
I looked again.
Whose fingernails are too long? Mine? Yes.
Not very long. It's a bit long. It has to be that way. Because of his profession.
Exactly, Edacım. Exactly. Kemal, if you lose weight, people won't think your daughter is a good match for you.
Exactly. Absolutely. Absolutely.
I agree, brother.
Mashallah, my dear Yakup. Thank you.
But they, my friend, they have different mindsets.
Black Pink. Do you understand?
Black Pink, my baby. Was he standing like this?
Yes. Was it like this? Black Pink. I'm removing it, but it's not showing up. Black Pink. Oh my love. It's one of them, it's something related to him. Please don't be angry with those brothers and sisters of ours.
Please don't be angry. Please. Look, I love them. Because they become completely fanatical about a few publications, look, just a few publications, and they love them.
Love and cherish your daughter very much. The rest is irrelevant. Girl, I love you so much, I cherish you very much. Is it ok? Ok. Is that enough?
Enough. Ok.
I did as he said.
Azra says he's always praising himself. He's saying, you know, if everyone saw me at work, things would get really bad, and so on and so forth. Uh, she doesn't think I'm a good match for her, and so on and so forth. So, would you like to comment on this?
What? We have a sister named Azra. Black Pink Azra. Ok. Ok. He doesn't think I belong here and he thinks highly of himself.
I think everyone thinks highly of themselves. And she doesn't think I belong here either, you know. Y, do you want to say something? To bring you to your side?
No, he doesn't think I'm suitable for him. He doesn't think you're a good match for him.
Now I'm cutting them up, son.
No. Have you ever said something like this? Look, we've gotten back to the same old conversation. Have we ever talked about something like this?
No, I won't be angry.
Of course I won't be angry, but I didn't tell you to do something like that. Should I continue doing it? Are we turning people into spoon salad for something they wouldn't eat, my love? Huh? Are you making kebab salad?
Look, honey, that's not how it works. Look like this, look like this, look like this. Here's how to mince the meat. Is it ok?
Let it be a spoonful of salad. Okay then. Ok. Salad. Kebab salad.
Look. Ok. The onions will come out too.
Bring out the onions too, my love. Take out the onion.
Onion. Take out the onion. Onion. Honestly, bring out some onions, girl. I swear it will come out. I swear it will come out.
I'm not taking it off, damn it. I'm going to eat it, I swear I'm going to eat it!
I'll eat the same thing you're eating.
Can you get me an onion? Purple onions, please.
Take it out, my love. What's this? Come on, you've just left it like this, you haven't even opened it. It's cooking like that, I opened it.
Your face makes me look like a very aggressive man here again. But if only they could see what you're doing. If only they could see the cruelty you've inflicted. The cruelty you inflicted. I swear it 's cruelty. I wish you would look.
Honestly, if they saw it, they wouldn't think like that.
Why are you there?
What will you leave for me? Get out of the way. Get out of the way. It doesn't look good to me at all right now.
What are you doing? You went there and you're taking a look too. No, don't do that, don't hurt my back.
They're coming. May God curse them, they're coming. The horsemen are approaching very quickly.
They're coming very quickly. It's right here now. Ok. Just leave it, do nothing. Oh, come on. What am I going to do? Nothing at all?
Leave. Leave. They arrived. Let go, let go.
I want to have breakfast. Let me have breakfast. Let go, let go.
Oh, please stay there. Okay, stay there.
Do nothing. I want to have a peaceful breakfast. Ok.
I've lost all energy right now.
[laughter] Someone explain to him what happened why she is look at me because she is very very beautiful Someone explain to him.
So what do you want, brother? What do you want? We are married.
So what about?
Tell me what about.
I touched upon a very beautiful spot.
Bonjorna, bonjorna.
Bonjourna.
Yes. Let's see what he'll ask. I was just curious. The man was tearing himself apart there, tearing himself apart, tearing himself apart. Why is she looking at this man?
Why is this girl doing this to him?
That's what he does. This is how he does it.
We weren't surprised, but it didn't burn. Just in time, there's a cat at the window right now. Yes, we have 34 cats here. When there's a brief silence, God only knows what's been going on in the chat. Those things happen all the time, guys. It only happens when I'm hungry, and when my sweetie gets a little too overdone with the trolling.
Sometimes it reaches the peak, you know. What happened to this guy? Why doesn't he ask any questions?
He was writing so much in the chat.
It said "he" in English. What happened? He got upset. He got upset. He probably didn't think I'd speak English, the idiot.
English is essential, folks. Did you at least hold back at some point? Did he withdraw it?
Idiot. Would you call me an idiot?
Idiot.
Idiot. Stupid.
Diode.
Yes.
Idiot. How do you say it? But seriously, honey, something like this is really happening. Now, when Sara and I go out, she puts on her makeup, gets dressed, and so on. Right now you look exactly like a kid, honey, like in that t-shirt. Okay, I'm leaving then.
I am going.
No. Probably everyone who's around him tells you that you're tiny, that you're like a child. That's not normally the case. It actually only appears that way for broadcasts.
Vet style. I live with the canal.
I am writing in Turkish. What do you speak in English? What is he saying? Your native language is English. Oh wow. Oh wow.
Son, what kind of strained cheese is this? Is this really cottage cheese? Let me see.
H filtering.
I usually call them amoebas. What an idiot. I swear he's an idiot. You're so stupid, Todob Kaan Türk, your native language can't be English, brother.
[sighs] Oh, what an interesting place. I swear, this social media.
Sara's bagel toast.
We want a Smit toast. Come.
Can you make us some simit toast? Uh huh. Come on, make us some simit toast in the summer.
Meanwhile, we ran out of olive oil.
My name is n't Sara, darling.
Sahara.
I said, "Sahara," like this. Sahara.
I said Sahara.
I said Sahara.
I said Sahara.
The British arrived too. The Turks couldn't explain it.
Oh, my brother. Ah. Nice. Keep using translate trash. Exactly. His English is already terrible.
You said it really well, Blue.
I swear, throw it in the trash. Definitely throw it in the trash.
Someone call polis. 911 911 if they really in relationships.
Oh yeah.
So if we are having to relationship so what's happening? What's happening?
Ah, [sighs] he's translating. Exactly.
Exactly. At least I'm able to do that. So, I can pronounce it with my Adana-level English. So, with my Adana-born English, I can fend off those foreigners.
[laughter] What did this guy write when he came here? That's known on your business. Yes. That's none of your business, [ __ ].
BG right, man. Bug right. My son, wow, you're not turning around!
Mashallah, it's very beautiful. Not your business.
It's not business. Not breakfast. Just get lost! Just get lost.
Exactly. Hey son, I have something to tell you.
Look, look. My Turkish friends always talk such nonsense. Now watch carefully. Look, look, who am I looking for now?
Look, who am I looking for from the right side?
Watch this fake English version. Yes, there is currently an age difference between us. If you live between us now, speak Turkish and I will answer you in Turkish. Now I 'm going to call Sara's mother, my mother-in-law. Watch, Mom, it says.
Hello sir/madam.
Mom, what are you doing?
What should I do? I'm drinking tea on the balcony.
What are you doing? Oh, enjoying tea on the balcony. He does it on the balcony.
Oh, me too, I'm home today.
He, he. I'll do that now. There was some online gratitude chat going on at the shop. I swear, I can't do it in the shop.
Leave me alone too. It was quite a noisy job, wasn't it? I said, "I'm going to relax today." You couldn't take a vacation at the market. That's why we're at home. Come, let's have breakfast.
No, honestly, I already had breakfast, but I had some carpet work to do, so I'll be going up there.
I'll take care of the halva business. Okay, take care, Mom.
Well, I'm still busy with housework.
What could I have possibly done wrong?
You're right. "Nice, nice," I said, "I'll have some tea, I'm doing it slowly, I'm going out now, I'm going to the market for a bit." Ok.
There was a carpet maker at that time.
I'll stop by the carpet shop. Uh huh.
That's what I was going to say, Kemal. You know, the computer they gave you.
Yes, Mom.
Ask him when he can do it.
Mom, let me tell you something. That computer only arrived at the store yesterday.
Yesterday, uh, yesterday he went to the shop, but we didn't work yesterday at all.
I was offline, in other words. Well, this week has been awful for us.
When I say it went terribly, I mean, you saw all sorts of fights, brawls, murders, you know, just nonsense. Should I delete that thing again? No, no, I mean, a lot of things happened, a lot of things happened. System problems, this and that, you know. Anyway, we took it to the shop yesterday, we'll sort it out this week.
I don't know what happened either. I'll look into it, we'll figure out what's going on. Is it ok? If you tell me, I'll do it. You should take a look at it too. You do n't need to do that, Mom. Ok.
You are putting in the effort. You do n't need to do that, Mom. Okay, I'll kiss you. Here you go. Have fun!
We're at home anyway, that's what he's doing.
Okay, I'm kissing you. Ok.
I'm sending you a kiss too. Good luck!
Bye mom.
Bye.
Thank you darling.
Honey, let's add some fresh cheese. Wait, this is fresh cheese.
You're awesome. You are great.
Honey, can you please stop? I don't have the strength now. Can you cut it?
I'll cut you, my love, but with my own knife. Do you see the smoke coming from the smoke? Our new toaster is perfect. Either forget about it, or let the others talk over there. Blankly.
Our new toaster is perfect.
You know, there have been two toasters that came and went, but this one is legendary, dad.
Myth. But why is it like this?
I didn't delete it.
Almighty God, intercession comes from you, O Messenger of God. Oh God, remove this corruption from among us. Have we expanded internationally, brother? We're always here, aren't we? Wherever we are, we are in our homeland. The mindset doesn't change. It does n't matter where we are. It doesn't matter where we open up. We were doing ML with these garbage English translations.
Get the [ __ ] out.
[ __ ] him.
Blue [ __ ], come on bro, they're giving you a hard time. No way, brother, they can't give me that kind of job. Look now, look, look.
[laughter] That's a mess. Zort.
Forget about this bugova. Enough already, take a breath, guys.
Don't bother with thugs. Never mind, my love. From what size?
Let me see.
Sufficient. Are you going to make one or two?
I'll make one.
Okay, that's enough then.
Ground. Enough. Enough, enough. So, I want you to relax, brother.
Bugva bugva is probably Turkish, right? He glued it together quite well, too. It was a tough fight. Our guys absolutely destroyed the ring.
Brother, models like this are going to come in the future, there's nothing we can do about it. Relax. Relax.
Heh. I think a new one has arrived now. Hey hey. Should I make another one?
No. Whatever you want, in other words. Would you like to have one?
I always eat it. I always eat it.
You know.
Congratulations. It smells so good. Isn't it?
Yes.
People really do consider it their duty to meddle in other people's lives and affairs, don't they?
Some people really feel it's their duty to meddle in other people's lives. Yes. Yes. Bugava taught him a lesson. He gave it. He gave it. He reported it reliably, in other words. But is he a foreigner?
Right now, this is a fantastic way to prepare things, brother. Could you please take a look at our toaster? Finally, we got what we wanted. She even has an oil dispenser, my love. The oil is flowing away there, to the back. How beautiful!
I'll have a cup of tea too.
We got a little too global today, man. Unfortunately, the nation will rejoice. I couldn't really... well, I didn't do much.
How does it look with the 05? 05 looks great, does n't it, our cats?
What's up, kids?
Hello guys.
Hello guys.
Yes, Ms. Sare, can you tell us about it?
What?
Time to pray. It's not an apartment, brother. What apartment? Are you crazy?
What does "apart" even mean?
Our home, our home, our home, our sweet home, brother.
We can't live in an apartment, can we?
Good morning. You're home today, bro. We're staying home today. By the way, my love, should I order some water?
So, you've opened up this balcony, my love.
Should the balcony be left open? Are we going to eat on the balcony?
He, maybe. Suspicious.
Fiti fiti fiti fiti fiti fiti fiti fiti fiti fiti fiti fiti fiti fiti. Uh huh.
What kind of CS (Counter-Strike) can be played there?
Morda's heart sank. It's okay if it falls. I'll add a little spice to this too, my love. Doesn't it look like a first-person game?
Which city? We are in Izmir. When the call to prayer is recited at the same time in Izmir, I'm telling you, if you do it this way you'll get more viewers. Heh.
I'll just say one thing. Could I add one more thing? Now that I see you're making spicy pastries all over the place, huh? Of course. It's become just like yesterday's sausage, honestly.
My husband yesterday. Because my husband likes spices. Do n't you love me?
I love.
I love it too.
Look, look how beautiful this is.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Very good, very good, very good. Nice, nice, nice.
Brother, this machine does the job, but... Can you take a look? Seriously, how does the blue look, Dad? He's really doing a great job. He really does.
You're doing a great job.
You usually have breakfast later. " You're doing it early today," he said.
Look at that smoke! I'll tear this apart right away. Like this.
I have something to say while we're on the subject.
I think we should start with breakfast, shouldn't we?
My love, start, my love. I won't start here, darling, but I think it would be a good idea to begin. Let us breathe the air of Izmir. Let's hope it will be fruitful when you have time, young people. Okay, dear Elif, let's do it. When Allah says "Elif ablacım" (a Turkish expression of respect), it's just an opening phrase.
Maybe we're the same age, maybe not, I don't know.
You mentioned young people because there are no jobs today.
Day off today, bro.
We're going to get into the business of smuggling lipstick and mascara from Afghanistan. Do you think it will work? Amount. That's a great idea. That turned out really well. But there are n't many left of them. There's none left. Isn't it great?
I did.
You are loved, brother. I enjoy watching it.
Thank you. Suzi, Suzan, Suzi, enjoy your meal. Thanks. Demir, don't paralyze the face of the nation.
I have something to say.
Was that our Bungawn?
Well, he just put her in her place. She spoke so beautifully. Wasn't he Turkish?
What was the child's name?
You can eat and eat race food and not gain weight.
I wish I could be like you. Especially on the right, there is no weight gain at all. Brother, you're right, my weight stays the same, but the part about eating a lot is questionable. So I only eat two games a day.
Was it Buva? Buga. Buga. Are you here, brother?
Well, I eat one in the morning and one in the evening.
I brought the evening forward too, brother. I'll be saying soon, "I really love breakfast, man." It was as if we only opened it to try it out.
Give it back. I was joking. I was joking.
He gives it back immediately. He got annoyed with the guy.
H was very impressed with the guy.
[clears throat] He really put him in his place. On one hand, there was you, on the other hand, there was him; actually, if we hadn't stopped him, he would have written and written and written even more. I wish he had shown us how comfortable we are. Isn't it?
They're touching us, man. My love, fill it up if you want.
Oh my love, it's overflowing this time.
What will happen to them?
Ideal.
What are we going to do with these, baby? Let me get a spoon from over there. Let me mix this in, brother. Tomatoes, cucumbers, onions, garlic, parsley.
Dill, strained cheese, sumac, thyme and dried mint, plenty of olive oil.
You said often. I squeezed it. I squeezed it. May God not spoil it. Amen, God willing, to all of us.
Brother, I have something to tell you. I am doing this. Do you know why I'm doing this? Sara really needs vitamins. The last time we went to the hospital, they found out we had a vitamin deficiency.
So, could you please tell the lady? I don't want it to mess with my settings.
She loves chocolate and ice cream so much that not a day goes by without it. You can't have ice cream for breakfast and ice cream for dinner. You need to eat these, honey.
Then they get angry at me.
Boss, turn off the light in the back. Which light are you talking about? Is this what you mean, buddy? It's a night lamp.
It's a night lamp. It's not light. This is cooked too. He's thrifty, you know.
Honey, how do we turn this off?
Around 10 watts.
First, we're turning these off, my love. We're unplugging it.
I think we're closing down.
Probably.
Heh.
I did it in 10 minutes.
Let's leave the head uncovered, right? Let it cool down.
H. Just a little bit of love, that's all. I've given up on this, look.
Hi.
I gave up on it. That's a great feat. Don't leave him.
I used so much butter.
I've given up on this, this, and this.
[clears throat] Are we ready?
Yes. Let's eat.
I'll drive then.
What am I driving? Drag me.
Butter is delicious, isn't it? I love salted butter, my love.
Oh yes.
She loves salted butter.
Like this. Ok.
Ripeness. Not Kemal. Kemali said they had breakfast at the corner. What does that have to do with anything?
I tasted it. Don't the older sisters ever do this?
You've spiced up my phone too, buddy.
Until there.
Hi. Ok.
Yes. Cut that too. We're all in this together, my love. There's no need for anything anyway. To something else, right?
No. We don't eat it anyway, so even if we took it with us... We eat what we have. Hey Aydo. Hey Aydo.
I yelled your name at the top of my lungs on yesterday's broadcast. Damn, I caught a fish! I caught one!
I told him I was fishing for him.
You've left the broadcast.
How much does a large bottle of water cost? We need to order 150 bucks and water. I am too.
I eat while I cook. I'm not eating it either!
I'm doing a taste test. Are you crazy? Food is a separate matter.
Were you in Dardiya? Oh my darling!
Baby. Is it ok? A person would sacrifice themselves for someone like that.
He becomes a victim of the shift. Okay, no problem. I'll go fishing for you again today.
I'll catch a fish for you. Sir?
We'll eat.
Hi. Then I'll wipe the table too. Delete the moon.
Come on, Dad. This knife is buttery.
Dad is greasy. Dad is greasy. Father clears his throat [clears his throat] 1 knife, father. Ready? Yes.
There's salad. There are tomatoes. There are tomatoes.
There are potatoes. Yes. I have a father. I have them all. Breakfast is available. Is Dad ready?
I'm taking the picture. [clears throat] I 'm serving, I'm serving. Poison menu.
The poison is ready. The poison is ready. Come on, Dad.
We'll turn to trees by the time this girl finishes wiping the table. Are you ready, my love?
Wait, son. Did I say ready? I didn't say it was ready.
Cats are running towards me.
Not to you. Not to you. To us, not to you. Calm down, ladies and gentlemen.
I didn't say "My son is ready" at first. Sir?
I'm taking a picture of a greasy one and a half. One and a half times the amount of fat comes to me, Dad.
I'm pulling and pulling, and now Dad's here.
Delicious, dynamic, flavorful.
My love. Sir?
You're saying cats can attack immediately?
That's why we need to leave immediately.
Why did you bring the potatoes back?
Honey, I'm going to put some sauce in here.
Add poison. I'll add some poison and be right back.
I'm adding a few poisons, Dad. I'm not going to pour it all over you. Relax, dad. 12 minutes, dad. We'll start riding the motorcycle in 12 minutes, Dad.
We place it right next to it. Dad, wait a minute, I'm going to do something like this.
I will try.
We're taking our poison bowl.
Poison bowl, father.
Switch bandıra bandıra ye. But there's nothing left to dip it in.
Yes.
Sweet dad.
Oh yeah.
A bowl of swit chili sauce to go with it.
I'm craving eggs.
I'll do it right away.
I'll do it, my love.
I'll do it, my love.
I'll do it. My love, my love, my love. Sir?
You write it. You put it there because you love it, my love.
Color sauce, my love. Sir? You have to go right away, my love.
I'm leaving right away. Ok.
Poison sauce, dad.
Poison sauce, my love. Sir?
Ok my love. Sir? We're about to mess things up. Look, the cats are going there.
My love.
Poison.
My love.
Go quickly, my love.
It dripped onto the ground.
Now I hate those white things around the edges of the egg.
Look, I hate it.
A toast, dad.
Yes, my love? Me.
What happened, my love? What happened? What? Why are you shouting?
H, I have something to say.
So, was an egg really necessary?
Yes.
She had suffered a lot.
I understand Okay, enjoy your meal. Then you place the love cheese in a spot where there's just a small opening, about the size of a finger or a railing. Look guys, he put the cheese here. Is it ok? Ok.
Look, there's a finger's width of space right there. Ok. Oh my god, seriously.
There's a suspect here too, folks.
Teacher Enza, teacher Enzapa, what would this cat do if it saw this?
Goodbye. And do n't forget the tea, okay?
Or wait. Should I get the tea?
Brother, if we're going to bring one home, there are five more cats you haven't seen yet.
We look after them in the garden, not in the house. Don't worry. Look, we have lots of cats here. Look, look, that's a black guy. Don't be afraid of the Black man. Come. Don't run away, son, don't run away. See? Look, look, it's right there. It's there. It's on the glass. I have one.
There's baby food here too. We feed them. I was curious.
Look, we put them here to sleep and all that.
As you can see, friends, today... Aha, that's great.
Even the cat is lucky, man. Having a garden is a pleasure. Exactly.
I swear to God, there's something special about having a house with a garden, man. Pleasant. I'll go get myself a cup of tea and be right back.
I'll have some tea. Brother, it's going to be a house with a garden. Oh no, what happened to my tooth?
He's salt.
Salt?
Well, they didn't eat tea because they know that too. They recognize us now, you know.
So they know each other. They probably won't. That's such a disrespect. It's identical to our neighbor's house. For a moment I thought it was Edirne. I swear to your house. I could be your neighbor. Maybe I'm in Edirne. You never know. Shall I pour my own tea? " I'll bring Ashim," he said. Well, I need to boil the bottom of this.
Ah, it's out. Ok. Okay then.
I set it on fire. I am going.
Vci henza. Vci henza. Vci henza.
Vzap. VCI Hz up. V hz up. What happened to your tooth? Aha, who is this? Who are you?
Who are you, suspect, sir?
God is doubtful.
Look, this part is broken too.
Even the produce left in the garden can fall apart on its own.
[sighs] The food, the holiday food.
You call it a show.
Like this.
Oh.
Great, [grumbling] our menu is great.
Thank God, I'm doing well today.
[sighs] The age brings the gazebo. No, no. Exactly.
He sees something like that immediately.
Let's take that too. Let's take that too. Let's take it this way.
Let's take it like this.
He's not interested in the "how to buy it" part. Let's buy it this way, let's buy it that way.
Let's take it this way, let's take it this way. So we're buying it. The person on the top floor definitely has a German relative.
I don't know. I don't know them.
[muttering] You know that sauce, that sauce they send with the hamburger, like that special German sauce?
What does Germany have to do with it, man? Wait, Alanya chocolate and stuff, you know those burger joints that make special burgers? And then you get it like this, exactly like that.
Well, you have to eat like this, I can't get enough of it.
For God's sake, catch these cats!
I have something to say.
I've given up on my idea. A crow came right up to us!
Huh. Don't shout!
How would I know?
Right now, there are three cats waiting to knock it off the counter. That's why he makes that [clears his throat] sound.
The cats have set up shop downstairs, my love.
They see it and he gets all worked up too.
Why? If it flies away, let's just burn it.
Maybe it can't fly. It's a baby. Will you come? Are you thinking of coming, Ms. Sara? Let's begin in the name of God. Come on. Oh oh oh oh.
Look what happened, look what happened to the table. Have you seen?
Crisis.
What are we going to do about this? We'll break it. Let's begin in the name of God. Enjoy your meal. We put in a lot of effort, didn't we? Uh huh.
What is it? Are they all sweet?
Bittersweet.
Chat is open. He's not making a sound. If I don't speak, nobody else speaks either, right? Let's be quiet. Such a lovely, quiet breakfast.
I think the majority of people who share my views might be gathered here right now.
Peace, brother.
Hold on, dragon, let's have a bite of bagel.
Honestly, that makes perfect sense.
This is the one you love, my darling.
Where did the egg come from? Breaking news.
Hey bro, pour the sauce. Adınlı power. Isn't this an unstable bucket?
[muttering] One is a fool and the other is conceited. Did you catch any bluefish last night? Say it. Anchovies and sea bass in the freezer?
I'll buy buttermilk according to her.
What the hell did we catch? That's expensive.
We caught a fish worth 750 bucks. Honestly, don't look at me. I'm being toxic. I'm craving something from A101 right now.
Susu's raw meatball dish.
Hi.
I won't be taking a picture of A101's raw meatballs. Those meatballs in the A101 package are really bad, or maybe they're delicious, but they give me stomach ache.
My stomach hurts because my stomach feels like foam. Don't worry, brother. Only you and I understood.
Nobody else understood. Don't worry.
Slowly. Should she keep some for herself too?
No. So, is someone taking it away from the girl?
Where exactly is he putting me?
I'm not attracted to you. Isn't it slowing down a bit? Greetings Kemali. Wa alaikum assalam, number 34.
What happened, girl? Why are you laughing? B.
Thanks, Eren.
Amar said bon appétit. Thanks, brother.
I'm not taking it from you, my love. Is there anything you took from in front of you?
No way.
Alma is taking it away from me. Leave. Didn't it used to be gone?
Leave her alone, girl. I was the only one who squeezed them. Not even a sip? " But do n't I have my own growth?" I said. I gave him a sip. What more do you want? Are you going to drink it all? Was I supposed to drink it all?
What are you doing? He was frozen like a seal.
Your fingers [grumbling] are too strong. Your fingers are very strong. I swear to God. Shall we do a finger sun?
Oh come on honey, don't exaggerate. I swear your finger is very strong.
[muttering] What the hell is that? It's so mechanical.
Show me your finger, like a mechanic. Watch how he does it. Knock knock.
Look, there's a ticking [muttering] ticking sound.
What is this?
My love, I have something to tell you. This isn't normal. What should we do? Is he going to show you to a doctor? Oh my love. It's not a finger, it's something else.
Wait, wait. Do it like that, my love. It's just a finger. Look, this isn't a normal house. There are crackling sounds like this. Is there anyone who does this and makes a fuss?
H, we'll do it like this, my love. [muttering] My love, my love.
Now look, he wrote "pig" here. I thought, "Okay, I'll do exactly what you say." Do you know what to do? Hold your finger like this.
Hi.
Tutu. Now do this. Look here. It just doesn't touch the back. It doesn't happen to me.
Look, look here. Hold on step by step.
Hmm. It isn't happening. It isn't happening.
You can do.
You can do A.
Look, I can do both.
My love, have you been working towards doing these things since you were little? Suddenly I realized I could do it.
When did you notice this? I don't know, quite a bit when I was little. Like when playing in the neighborhood.
No, I can't do that. Can't I?
Some people do things like this and that.
Something or other brings these things together.
They are very beautiful too. I could do it too if I tried, but this is how it works. You both look so beautiful, ماشاء الله (Masha Allah).
Thank you. Thank you. It's pretty nice.
Look, he called me a pig.
By the way, he calls you Natasha too.
What's Natasha? He's swearing, that's all.
Yobani vot. Yoban vot. Alexandra.
Can I too?
Yes.
Sco, why did you buy this? It's pretty nice.
I'll add some food. I'm hungry. How can someone eat with such gusto? Even if someone had a huge appetite, who cares about them? Is n't that Saran's, my love? I'm telling you, my love, you're eating, my love, you're eating with such appetite that it literally makes me cringe, my love.
Who prefers me? Your money, right? Yes, I told my teacher, I wrote it down, he can't write it.
Orange juice is like glass.
Brother Kemal, if you open a restaurant, people will be greedy. You turn the corner. I have such a project. Oh, poison... uh... what was the name of the restaurant we were going to give it? Blue poison.
Poisonous desert.
No, was it the absolute worst kind of disaster? Is this the bottom of hell?
No. Poison and bitterness. Something? He's utterly miserable.
No way.
For example, we'll say "May it be poison and bitterness to them" as we leave. He wishes everyone bon appetite.
We'll say, "May it be a curse upon them!" Let's have something different. Should there be one too? Sir?
In the name of the Kemalist sheep.
My Kemalist love. My love, my love.
Now you say "well done" to us. God bless your hands.
Say "Well done!" Well done! May it be poison and bitterness to them, sir.
That's what we'll call the house. Yes. The menus are awful, really awful, for example. A disgusting menu.
Come and see for yourself. That's not how it is, Esra. But no, it's not. Let me explain the situation right away. Now, don't get any ideas out of your head. Now, when I come here, it's not just people who say good things. I lived with this toxicity for years. May it be poison and bitterness to them. May it get stuck in your throat. I'm going to make a menu out of these. There are too many. May it get stuck in your throat, brother. May it be poison and bitterness to them. May it be forbidden. For example, these are the names of the items on the menu. Do you understand? The menu items will be named like this.
My darling beats up and arranges for whoever comes along. That's a different concept. Oh, and another one, my dear, cooked sushi.
We're pounding the cooked sushi and stuff like that.
What does cooked sushi have to do with anything?
I don't know. If I were taking a picture of sushi right now, would you eat it?
Yes. Ok. Go ahead and order. Let 's order some spicy food.
No.
From the basket of Tokat.
I'm going to eat çiğköfte.
If he doesn't like the food, then bon appetite is fine. Exactly. God bless your hands. Even if he says it turned out very well, may it be forbidden for him. May it be cursed and forbidden to me. May it be forbidden, poison, and damnation, God willing.
Damn it. My meal isn't like that, look, let it be poison like this. Let me see.
Good morning, sir/madam. Let me see. Let it be poison.
Yes.
Pogu, is it you again? Go away [laughs] Pogu, did you just wake up? Good morning.
Say your vote, my love. Oh oh... Brazil, Brazil, oh oh. What does "vote" mean? Good morning, kisses. Ok.
Good morning to you too, brother.
What does "aş ha oy" mean?
Hello, I guess.
Yes yes yes oh oh. Brazilian language no no be.
My diet of spoiled lamb. That's a different story, if you know better, if you know better. Ha ez dur. What are you doing my love? [laughter] Are you rapping? What is that? Your mother, your sister, your wife, your daughter, your very breath. [laughter] What the hell is this? Should I tell him [he grumbles]?
No, no, I won't tell. That's very rude, isn't it, my love? What are you doing?
We are exemplary citizens, my love. Don't do that.
He just took a long breath. [laughter] Long air. Should I say it again?
No way. What is this? Let me say it again. Should I say it again? And then there's Selim. You loser. Oh my God, what is this love?
Animated expression. If you're angry with me, then you should just give up learning Kurdish.
They know, my love. Why wouldn't they know? He tells me not to cut my hair again. Ok.
No, I'm not going to cut it any longer, I'm just going to let it grow. Let it be S.
Pogu, you are forbidden to write to me.
Don't forget to like! Did you like Pogu's post? The suspect is unable to write.
I threw it away before entering. He linked it to Rappe, right? You know, what was it...? Without being able to see what's ahead. Did you just come at me without knowing where you were going? I'll curse your mother, your father, your sister, your mother, and everyone else. You know.
You started by saying "make me loser, girl" like this. I didn't call my daughter "father" when she was seven. My dad's diet?
Dad's diet. I'll curse your mother, your father, your sister, your blood, every ear of yours. C and e and z and a, put the microphone down and lower it to your pants. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the arena. Should I make it into a mass version now? Go ahead and do it.
Ezi kuzu ciy dur, it's not like that. I'll do it, but did I swear there? [clears throat] Did I cause this suffering? You killed 20 people with a single insult.
Honestly, he doesn't know, he does n't know the meaning.
No, I know, but [laughs] I was shot right in the eye. With eggs. And he also added chili flakes to the egg. May God not punish you. He put chili flakes in the egg and spat in my eye. Are you okay? Are you ok? I am good. Leave. It's painful. It was delicious though. I couldn't resist.
I couldn't resist.
Like something you could bite off. " My love, please don't say things you don't know the meaning of," they say. Come here and whisper in my ear. Do you know? Yes.
Like this.
No. There's no bici bici bici bici in between. You're kidding me. That's what he says. Okay, listen, this is what I'm saying.
No.
What is he saying?
No. You're saying something wrong. Ok. What is he saying? You say.
You tell me. Like this.
Oh, my ears are ringing. Just think about how you've polluted the chat. And just think how polluted chat rooms have become.
Update.
Hello.
Hello. Can you imagine?
That's what they said about him. Swearing is forbidden. Sister, don't tell, sister, don't tell. May God not punish you. My sister's mother is with me. My mom, my mom.
Hey, how many of us are rapping?
Bitter as a scathing remark. Did you just come at me without knowing where you were going? I'll curse your mother, your father, your sister, your blood, every ear of yours. C and e and z and a, turn off your microphone and take off your pants. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the arena. Something like that.
Hello fellow gamblers. Good luck, lots of winnings. No, we don't hang out at night, brother. Wrong broadcast, wrong broadcast, brother. Everything is natural. There's no screen behind us. It's not in front of us. Sound zero. Beautiful. Better than -1.
You know about cats from Zara.
You understand.
I found a kitten on the street. Sometimes when you want to play a game, it scratches you like this; it's actually a game where it sees you as its own thing.
He sees his hand as a game.
So if it's very young and it bites or scratches like that, it might see it as a game.
That pastry you ate, that bun you're eating, it has a lot of margarine in it. Oh, what's natural about that? Is this natural? No way, brother. You always seem to misinterpret everything I say, don't you?
The man came here thinking it was a gambling establishment. I said that everything is natural here. This isn't a fake story, we're in real life. We have nothing to do with gambling.
Brother, I'm here. Arrow. Where are you, my little silk? Where are you? Did you just get home from school?
Do you know the meaning of Saran?
I know. Tell me.
Desert. Does that mean the Sahara was a desert? You know the Sahara Desert?
I think that's where the name comes from.
Sara doesn't mean desert, in my opinion.
It means desert.
So, is it just the desert?
Yes.
Tell me about CPC? That's what Sara means, too.
What does the word "Aşkım çağran" mean? Summer.
The word desert, especially in the broad sense of a desert, means arid land. It is of Arabic origin. A well-known example of its use is associated with Saharan herding. As a name, it has a combination of desert, mystery, and... well, infinity-sense, natural and impressive. So that's how it is.
So, it seems I have a powerful, mysterious, and timeless, natural and captivating allure. So, it means desert, right?
It means desert. Okay, fine. The desert is so natural and impressive, isn't it?
But the name Sahara evokes exactly these things when you think of it. Just a moment ago you were talking about a desert, and you were finishing up. The desert.
Desert work.
Some people can understand it from one side.
That's right, that's right. You're absolutely right. HR is a real stand-up guy. You're the same way, brother.
Brother, a laptop graphics card like the 1650 isn't worth it.
[ __ ] your mother. Oh, that hurt a lot.
My love, why are you swearing so much?
I don't know. It hurts when I do this thing.
You once told me that swearing didn't suit me.
Why did you become so foul-mouthed, like Hayko? [laughter] Seriously, swear, come on! He's swearing in Kurdish. Turkish connects to something. Anyway. No, we can't shut this down either. Mezu said that my daughter's name is also Sahra. I hope my daughter doesn't use such swear words.
This Sahra swears a lot. My love, don't make me angry.
My love, do you think my name is beautiful?
Desert. I think it's beautiful. Arid land.
I'm not asking what it means. Does it sound good to everyone?
Let me see. It's on my ear. Let me see. Did it turn out well? Sara has beautiful ears. Hey, what are you doing?
It bit my ear. Order. "Let me check if you have a nice ear," he said.
Why did it bite my ear?
Idiot.
I touched your name, you stop, leave it. Stop, for God's sake. That sounded awful, folks.
I wasn't expecting this at all.
I trusted you so much. He didn't kiss my ear again just now. " You've eaten a bite of white food, now it's time to go wild," my love says. Wait, wait! Be smart. Root, right?
Oh, I was going to say something.
Tell me, tell me.
No, just say it, say it like this. Like this. He's resisting so fiercely. You 're taking the picture in such a way that my face, I swear, is all contorted.
Let's pull it a little to this side, we've centered it. Like this and that.
Oh, I wiped my lips.
[takes a sudden breath] How did you bite? Nothing is visible. Shall I show you? Uh huh.
[Laughter] I bit you though. Are you too young?
No, look, it bit me.
Brother, I want to stir up trouble, but I just ca n't seem to get it right. Impossible. Botox is coming.
Here's how we'll do the Botox.
We're going to tighten the face a bit here.
My horse, you're pulling it downwards.
That's the only problem. If I were to stretch my face upwards right now, it would feel tense. Look how you are, look like this.
[clears throat] So that's just how you are.
My eyesight has gotten worse because you're always like this [laughing].
Honey, I don't do that.
Even you've gotten crooked. Right now your face looks all distorted. Right now, his face looks all distorted.
Oh my love, my daughter. I don't do that. This is how you do it, my love. Let me show you.
Why are you touching me [laughing]? That's just how you are, my love. Are you annoying?
Well, this is how my face looks.
Oh look, wait a minute. Okay, okay, my love, let's just stay still. Ok. Congratulations. It was a really great surgery, very successful.
Let go of my hands and arms now. I can't give it up. [Laughter] It's very troublesome. Ok. We just said we'd have a little chat.
I'm finishing.
The weather is nice. I swear, friends [laughter] [scream] look at my posts from a year and a half ago, two years ago, my face was like this, I swear, look, this is how I was, live and in person, now look, a year later, my mouth is like this, like a decoration, sticking its finger right here, look, like this.
I'm going to bite you now, bro.
I'm going to bite. Is this a potato?
Yes, I'll bite. There was a crackling sound. Was it him? I thought it was potatoes, my love. You offered me your mouth and a potato.
Look, it's the same color. Are n't they the same color? Take a look.
We are very similar.
Wait, wait, wait, my love. Seriously, stop. I swear.
Okay, don't tear it, I swear, don't tear it.
I suffered because of Merve for years and years. Now from you.
Merve was the same way.
Children, please behave yourselves.
He doesn't know what to say. I've grown old. That's normal.
[grumbling] Thank you. Okay everyone, we're nearing the end of our broadcast. I'll get down to business before anything bad happens. I'm leaving now. I have some work to do.
I have a lot of work to do too.
Okay, you do your job, and I'll do mine. Is it ok? Pablo, bark quickly!
GTA 6 or your girlfriend? Of course, it's not GTA 6, it's your sister-in-law. Don't be ridiculous.
CS2? Are you Majder? Me, you.
Why did you think that?
Huh?
Why did you think that?
From my mind. Why did you think that?
Ha?
Why did he think that?
Why with Macjis? Are Macers your girlfriends? Okay then. Is CS2 your girlfriend?
No, it's tangible. Something tangible.
South Majder is also for us.
Majder is a tangible thing. It's an abstract thing.
What difference does it make?
Why did you do that with Macder? You compared yourself.
Because I also only see it as a phone. I don't see him in the conversations.
I see it. Let it be. I don't see it. For me, for me, seeing is something tangible.
Something abstract, very abstract. Are you saying blue is abstract?
Yes.
After everything he's done, do you see it as abstract?
I can't see it right now. I started thinking about it again. Is it you or Majder? Really?
You can't abstract such a person. He's not someone I'm going to abstractly portray in that way.
Why are you making enemies for no reason? Is it me or your mother?
Okay mom, I'll show you this. Do you agree?
Anyway. When your stomach is full, your mind can wander a little, folks. My mind keeps going back and forth. It's unclear what happened. I think it's best if I end the broadcast. Let 's hope no evil eye befalls us. Exactly. Take care, everyone. See you later. Goodbye. Bye bye.
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