Morgan's New Outlook on Life | Cheers & Jeers

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[00:00:00]And not to get too fru, but like this is the simulation. This is my matrix. This is my reality. So like I am creating my life.

[00:00:07]>> So if someone tells me something I don't want to hear or I see something or you know get advice I don't like, not my reality, [ __ ] You know, >> the Woody Show.

[00:00:18]>> And we're right into another new hour.

[00:00:21]>> Yeah.

[00:00:22]>> Insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Woody, Greg, Menace, Gina, Gra.

[00:00:27]>> Phones open. 87744. Somebody text us over to 22987. Hope you had a great 3-day holiday weekend.

[00:00:37]Holiday weekend. Cheers and cheers. Greg Gory.

[00:00:40]>> Well, cheers to accomplishing a lifelong goal.

[00:00:44]>> Oh, >> of making the perfect steak.

[00:00:49]>> I That's not true. That is true. I think that's not true. You >> You told us a handful of months ago that you finally got it right. I you had finally you had finally figured it out.

[00:01:01]>> You topped that.

[00:01:02]>> No, I topped it. And I didn't whole thing. I've never made a good steak. He was in here bragging a handful of months ago.

[00:01:07]>> Compared to that one, that was garbage.

[00:01:09]This one was A+ straight from heaven.

[00:01:13]>> Restaurant. I thought it was restaurant level and I made it in the most basic way in a pan.

[00:01:19]>> Went with ribeye full marbling >> and I put a pad of margarine in the thing. Okay.

[00:01:25]>> And I don't know if that was the magic touch. I would think it would be.

[00:01:28]>> But holy crap, it was so perfect.

[00:01:31]Perfect sear. And I thought, I did it. I finally did it.

[00:01:34]>> Was it like medium, medium rare?

[00:01:36]>> Uh, mediumish. And I thought, I I can't top this. I'll never do it again. Ever.

[00:01:41]Like the one I made before. Crap.

[00:01:43]Compared to this, it was so good.

[00:01:45]>> I forget what your method was for that last one that you did.

[00:01:48]>> I don't remember, but no, this one I I think I used a different pan maybe, and it was just the perfect steak.

[00:01:55]>> Was it the same cut? because that is the I think that is the perfect cut.

[00:01:59]>> I only do ribeye. Yeah. I I won't do any other steak. So, I I was thrilled. I was very pleased with myself.

[00:02:05]>> Was it just like a little salt and pepper?

[00:02:07]>> Little salt and pepper. That's it. On the on a pan with margarine in it and it was awesome.

[00:02:13]>> And you left the steak alone. Let it sear. You move it around.

[00:02:16]>> Didn't move it around.

[00:02:16]>> Greg, do you take a picture of your plate before you eat?

[00:02:19]>> No.

[00:02:19]>> How are you going to remember how good you are now?

[00:02:21]>> How are we going to believe you?

[00:02:22]>> It'll never be that good again. I can't top it. Uh, jeers to having a new addiction. So, I ran I ran out of uh fake money on my fake slot machine game.

[00:02:35]>> So, I thought, well, crap. I can't play it. I'm not going to spend another penny on this stupid.

[00:02:39]>> You didn't put any more real money for your fake money?

[00:02:41]>> Put more real money into it. So, I came up with a new game and now I'm hopelessly addicted to Uncrossed by Wordscapes. So, it's like you have the letters S T E A M. So you do like steam tea te's seat same meet.

[00:02:57]>> Oh, I like that.

[00:02:58]>> Oh my god. I went down the rabbit hole of this for hours. I delayed anything productive. I delayed anything fun because I'm like I can't get up. It was so good.

[00:03:09]>> You didn't have to pay, right?

[00:03:10]>> No, it's free. You have to watch stupid ads in between puzzles. But God, it's fun and it's just a new addiction that I need help.

[00:03:18]>> Yeah, Greg has a very addictive personality. I do.

[00:03:22]>> So whether it's something like that or like a food item, >> right?

[00:03:26]>> Go crazy on >> Oh yeah.

[00:03:28]>> peanut butter M&M's.

[00:03:29]>> Totally.

[00:03:30]>> Which I'm back on.

[00:03:31]>> Which is one of the reasons I think you and I are the same this way. Like drugs.

[00:03:36]Like it probably wouldn't be a good idea. Like if I ever tried cocaine, I'd probably love it.

[00:03:40]>> I'll never >> and there would be a big problem, >> right? And I've been around it before and I thought, "No, I'll just pass it to the next person. Not going to do it."

[00:03:47]Another example, I'm I'm sure a lot of people remember me telling the story, but like uh years ago um the station I worked for, we had a Christmas party. It was at a bowling alley. I had such a great time. I joined a league.

[00:03:58]>> Bowling. I went Yeah. I went out and bought the bowling ball. I went and bought the shoes. The whole thing. Yeah.

[00:04:04]>> Yeah. Like my Thursday nights were spoken for. It was so lame.

[00:04:07]>> You dive right in.

[00:04:08]>> But I had such a great time. This is why again, no cocaine. Just it would be a problem, >> right? Anything that I go get into even slightly, I'm all in.

[00:04:17]>> Which is why I can't get a video game console because I would never see you again.

[00:04:20]>> Oh, forget it. You I'd never come to work.

[00:04:23]>> Uh Sammy, weekend cheers and cheers.

[00:04:26]>> My cheers is to seeing friends. I saw a bunch of people this weekend and we went to a new tiki bar in town.

[00:04:34]>> It's very exclusive and difficult to get into actually. And it was cool. They had little effects. All these like lights and stuff that like when you order a certain drink like the um octopus on the wall lights up and it's a the pirate starts talking at some point.

[00:04:47]>> Oh, rip.

[00:04:49]>> Let me ask the room.

[00:04:50]>> Fun.

[00:04:50]>> All right. What does everybody think about tiki bars?

[00:04:52]>> Oh, they're super fun.

[00:04:54]>> Um I relate it to this one person I know who's so into it. It's his whole life.

[00:05:00]>> Someone like that, too. That's why I think that's why I have the the the take on it.

[00:05:04]>> He made his apartment like a tiki hut.

[00:05:06]Like it's it's weird >> personality. It's weird. And then he gets all the cups like those like ceramic mugs.

[00:05:14]>> Oh, you want to display those? It's kind of tacky, right?

[00:05:17]>> It's tacky. It's hokey.

[00:05:19]>> I'm not saying it can't be fun. And I think in the right environment, you know what I mean?

[00:05:22]>> Yeah. I think it's super fun.

[00:05:24]>> But it can't be your neighborhood bar.

[00:05:26]You can't go there all the time.

[00:05:27]>> It's like when white chicks put beads in their hair because they went to the Bahamas.

[00:05:31]>> Like there it's cool. It's great. And I'm sure it's like it's all part of the thing. And then the minute you step off the plane, you're back home. It's like, it's kind of a weird choice.

[00:05:39]>> Yeah, we're not talking about people making it their life. Just actually just going to one.

[00:05:43]>> No, no, but they're tacky.

[00:05:44]>> It's tacky.

[00:05:45]>> What are you guys talking about? She said an octopus lights up on the bar.

[00:05:49]>> Pirate talks. What are you not getting about a good time? I'm glad you had a good time. I'm just asking like what's the general vibe on on tiki bars?

[00:05:56]Because I think it's by association. You have like a name association. Yeah. You know, and like you say a name and immediately you think, okay, dork, fat, whatever it is, >> right?

[00:06:07]>> Like Debbie fat, >> right? Like uh when I think when someone says tiki bar, there's some people I know and there's a type there's a type of person that the the tiki bar attracts. Kind of nerdy, >> middle-aged man, >> not even middle-aged. Like I've seen a lot of young, but like the even the younger like it's all the same whether they're young or old. It's all kind of the same >> person. I can see it in my head.

[00:06:31]>> Kind of loners.

[00:06:32]>> Are you going to go back? Is that going to be your new place?

[00:06:34]>> No. The problem for me with that place was, which is very strange and I don't understand, was that they only had hard alcohol and they're like mixed tiki drinks. They didn't have beer or wine at all. It was just my ties. Yeah.

[00:06:47]>> Really? I didn't know that tiki bars didn't have beer.

[00:06:51]>> That's not the vibe.

[00:06:52]>> Yeah, it was not. So, yeah, it was really strange to me.

[00:06:55]>> It has to be served in like half a totem pole.

[00:06:57]>> You're there. They came in like little fish shaped bowls and stuff at school, but >> uh and my jeers my jeers is to compromising because it's the worst and I don't want to do it.

[00:07:08]>> Oh no, >> I know. Not with the floors.

[00:07:11]>> Not with the floors, but cuz right now because the floors have been ordered and so >> Sammy's moving in with her boyfriend.

[00:07:17]I'm like to his place that he's already been in. He owns it, right?

[00:07:20]>> Yes. He's been there for 10 years.

[00:07:21]>> Yeah. And so she's moving in. Of course, changes have to be. These were the floors that you had with your ex-wife or girlfriend or whatever the situation was. Sammy will not be walking on floors that some other chick walked on me.

[00:07:33]>> Yes. Demands. So, it's not even about the floors. We're doing more stuff before the floors get put in, which is just painting, cleaning stuff out, cleaning out the kitchen. He's been there for 10 years. I don't think he's cleaned out that kitchen one time. He also stores random things in there like he has like masquerade masks in like his KITCHEN CABINET CUZ HE HAS A JOKE cuz he has he has a lot of stories.

[00:07:56]>> I'm glad you said it.

[00:07:57]>> Why do they have to be so close to >> what started as a joke is every day becoming more and more real.

[00:08:03]>> Why he had to go to like a themed party one time but he has >> Okay.

[00:08:08]>> All right.

[00:08:08]>> He has a lot of storage in his kitchen and not a lot in other places. So it turned into like junk cabinets in his kitchen for extra storage.

[00:08:19]>> Wait until you find the cod pieces.

[00:08:20]>> Yeah.

[00:08:21]>> Yeah.

[00:08:22]>> Mess tops.

[00:08:24]>> And so it's been a lot of like getting rid of this or where we, you know, do we really need to keep this in the kitchen or can we put it somewhere else? Can this go in storage? Can And it's just like it's been so much of cleaning stuff out and going like how necessary is this?

[00:08:39]>> So what? Let me ask you a question. Like you're compromising this stuff. This is your compromise for him. What is he compromising for you?

[00:08:45]>> What do you mean?

[00:08:46]>> In other words, you're coming in with your own demands and things and whatever that you have to, you know, that he's going to have to compromise on because you come in doing things a certain way or wanting things a certain way. So, you're talking about your compromise.

[00:08:57]Like, what's his compromise?

[00:08:58]>> No, we both have to compromise and it sucks. He's I mean, he's compromising by getting rid of things and moving stuff around and having things different.

[00:09:05]>> Give us give us some examples.

[00:09:07]>> Like, what like what like what like what are you having him do that he has to compromise on? Is he going to throw the masks away? What do you need these masks for?

[00:09:14]>> I don't know what he did with those masks, honestly. Um, but it's it's that he is very just attached to the way he lives and how he does things. So, anything that I think is minor, he >> like, "What have you put your foot down so far?" And said, "No, this is how it needs to be." And he's like, "All right, >> you guys, this is so bad." He keeps food like way past the expiration date and says that it's fine. Oh, he's one of those >> a very Gregory.

[00:09:42]>> I can't I like needed to throw stuff away. I mean, literally, we're talking >> 8 years, 7 years past the expiration date.

[00:09:51]>> What kind of stuff?

[00:09:52]>> Like I mean, there's like sugar, I guess, which technically doesn't go bad, but still like you're obviously not using it because it's seven years old.

[00:10:01]and like sugar, oats, um other stuff that he says are dry but can't I mean but all all of the vinegar type stuff, salad dressings, all this stuff he's like that doesn't go bad and I cannot >> sure as is.

[00:10:15]>> I can't I'm like you don't use it if it's been here for this long. I need to get rid of this. I will buy you new ones.

[00:10:22]>> Vinegar turns like a mother.

[00:10:24]>> No.

[00:10:25]>> Yes. I don't know because then I looked it up and I guess it doesn't and it's shelf stable for like a really long time and never really goes bad. I've had a bad experience with that.

[00:10:33]>> I think anything you open >> Yeah. Yeah. Right. Salad dressings I wouldn't trust.

[00:10:38]>> And also >> like something like sugar or >> ex would have used it too. So you got to get rid of that.

[00:10:42]>> That's also true. Maybe maybe she bought it to dye Easter eggs. You don't know.

[00:10:46]>> I don't know. But that Yeah, that'd be horrible. Um but he Yeah, he has this weird attachment to like no it's wasting money. It's only here that there's expiration dates on stuff. these things are actually shelf stable. And I'm like, I don't think they're being stored in the way that they need to be to still be good. And it was like a battle to get rid of like food. And I'm like, you're hoarding old things. I don't get it.

[00:11:08]>> That's weird to be fighting you on it.

[00:11:09]Like, >> but he cooks a lot. I don't cook. He's the one who's always cooking and he's like, "It's fine. You're being dramatic.

[00:11:15]You've been eating it the whole time and you didn't know it was 15 years old." I do kind of have hoarder tendencies with food, you know, like I've moved five times in the last 15 years and I've moved with a package of pasta the entire time. Like it's just gone with me everywhere or just kind of thing, right?

[00:11:33]It's like got to take the pasta, you know, bottle of vodka that I've had for 20 years.

[00:11:37]>> And don't you at a certain point go I guess I don't eat this pasta because I still have it. Like what are you holding on to it for?

[00:11:44]>> Right. That's like a very old people thing. Like they love like I don't know bread that would be in the freezer for like three years >> for generations.

[00:11:53]>> Well, my grandfather used to keep you know he would have like something steak or whatever in the freezer. He would just cut the part off that was whatever.

[00:12:00]>> Oh my god.

[00:12:01]>> I hate freezing people.

[00:12:02]>> Yeah, me too.

[00:12:03]>> Freezing stuff.

[00:12:04]>> Once it goes in the freezer, it's forgotten.

[00:12:06]>> Yes.

[00:12:07]>> Yeah, you're absolutely right. I have that uh the deep freeze thing in the garage. Anything that goes in there, it's a hiding place. I could put Christmas presents in there >> and it would never be found again. It' be like Clark Griswald finding old things as he's locked up in the attic.

[00:12:21]Yeah.

[00:12:24]>> Yep.

[00:12:24]>> Well, that's what it is, right? You could talk about that, right, Morgan?

[00:12:28]Like when you move in with somebody, you got to start with compromising and you know, because it's not just your way anymore.

[00:12:34]>> That's true. And then that's a whole another layer of you're romantically involved. So >> I guess you fight even more because you're closer, right?

[00:12:42]>> See, and this is why I believe it's super important. I know the Bible says otherwise and the religious people and the moms and everybody will tell you differently like you shouldn't live in sin. Don't be shacking up or whatever before you get married. I think it's super important like before you get married, let's find out if you can coexist together. It's one thing to be dating and you have your place and they have their place and you meet up and most of the time you're staying over.

[00:13:03]It's still not >> your place together. And figuring out Yeah. And figuring out if you can actually live together with somebody is a whole exercise. And everything else can be perfect, but it just turns out you just can't live together. Wouldn't that be nice to know before you got married?

[00:13:20]>> Hell yeah.

[00:13:21]>> Yeah, I think so, too.

[00:13:23]>> Yeah, >> I think that should actually be a requirement before you get married.

[00:13:26]>> 626. I'm not even moving in with Sammy.

[00:13:28]I already want to move out.

[00:13:32]>> 87744. Woody, >> the Woody Show.

[00:13:36]And Gina's got the trending news headlines.

[00:13:39]>> Well, the Secret Service says officials, uh, officers rather, shot and killed a dude who started shooting at a White House checkpoint Saturday evening. A bystander was shot, too. The dude was IDed as a 21-year-old from Maryland.

[00:13:51]Apparently, he just walked up to the checkpoint at 17th Street and Pennsylvania Avenue, took out a gun, started firing at officers who were posted there. The Secret Service shot back, of course. He was hit and later died at the hospital. And turns out the Secret Service was aware of this dude.

[00:14:05]They had had run-ins with him before. He showed up one time to the White House claiming to be Jesus Christ.

[00:14:10]>> Oh, well, you know that he is.

[00:14:12]>> All right. Yeah, he'll be missed.

[00:14:13]>> Yeah. And we heard over the weekend about the official cause of death for NASCAR legend Kyle Bush. And now we know a little bit more about what happened.

[00:14:20]So, if you haven't heard, Bush died after his severe pneumonia that turned into sepsis, which is when the body has an extreme response to an infection and can start damaging its own organs. And according to the family, the whole thing happened really quickly. And >> that's the thing that's like weird, man.

[00:14:36]You hear about these stories and man, it's like, you know, here today, gone tomorrow. It's like, dude, here's a guy >> who, you know, is got a lot of eyes on him at all times, right? And like all of a sudden >> he's not feeling very well, >> right? Yeah.

[00:14:49]>> And then you go into the hospital and you don't come out. Like that's scary, man.

[00:14:53]>> Well, and just to, you know, everybody I know this is scaring everyone, especially Greg, right?

[00:14:58]>> Well, I mean, it seems so avoidable.

[00:15:00]>> Well, here are some of his symptoms.

[00:15:01]>> Is it though? I I mean for but then for it to go to sepsis. I mean dude, what do you do?

[00:15:08]>> He had access to a bunch of doctors.

[00:15:10]>> Yeah.

[00:15:10]>> Well, he apparently he had shortness of breath and then felt overheated and started coughing up blood. That's probably when you want to get somebody's second opinion. Medical experts say pneumonia can usually be treated, but once it becomes sepsis, like you said, you just become very critically ill very quickly. Doesn't matter how young you are, how healthy you are, nothing. Is he like one of these guys who just didn't like going to the doctor and so like he's coughing or ignoring things, coughing up blood doesn't go. That'd be one thing. That'd be one thing. But I I I mean I've heard a number of stories, people that I know who it's just a real basic thing. They got this kind of persistent cough. It goes for a couple weeks, even a couple weeks down the road, they decide to go get it checked out and it turns out to be something very serious.

[00:15:52]>> Well, and that's the thing because nine times >> you just don't know. You blow things off because >> or you get blown off. Like nine times out of 10 the doctor's like, "H, it's going around.

[00:15:59]>> Keep an eye on it. I'm a little worn down.

[00:16:01]>> There's this little tired. Been busy lately."

[00:16:03]>> Her nickname is Briana Chicken Fry from Barcel Sports. But uh she was just talking about how she went to the doctor, her stomach was bothering her, and she thought, "Oh, I'll just sleep it off." It lasted like 8 hours and then she's like, "You know what? Actually, I need to go to the hospital." So she goes meets with the doctor and the doctor just said, "Oh, it's it's just a stomach ache. It's fine." So she goes home and she's like, "The pain doesn't go away."

[00:16:23]Okay. She goes back again and then like begs to get like some ultrasounds done.

[00:16:28]>> She had to go in immediately for like surgery like again and the doctor said, "Oh, it's just a stomach ache."

[00:16:35]>> Well, and that's the thing like I always say this and I know a lot of people who are like this. If you need me to advocate for you at a doctor's office or a hospital, I'm your gal. I will get it done. But if it's for myself, you'll never hear from me again. Like, oh, well, he said it was fine and I'll just leave. But if you need me, I got you.

[00:16:51]And I imagine that Kyle Bush was it was mandatory for him to go to the doctor constantly. Probably.

[00:16:56]>> Yeah. And he had a race that weekend and he was Yeah. He called that off.

[00:16:59]>> Yeah. The people that are afraid to go to the doctor or don't want to go to the doctor or like, "Oh, I'm not going to be a hypochondric."

[00:17:05]Dude, the worst case scenario is that you go and it's nothing and you're out your co-ay, right? Yeah.

[00:17:11]>> And you get good news that everything's fine.

[00:17:13]>> And you have to think about other people like I say this to my husband all the time. You're Cuz he's one of those like he won't go. And I go, "Look, I but that's the thing. What? Who knows? He's too I don't know. He's too cool. I don't know." But I'll say, "Look, I get it.

[00:17:25]You're you're super human. You got it all figured out. But what about me? What about the kid? Like, can you please do this for us?" Instead of just, you know, going like, "Oh, no." Like, "I'll get through it." Like, don't be selfish.

[00:17:38]>> Yeah. You're not a hero.

[00:17:39]>> Thank you. That's exactly exactly. I'm not saying you run there for a cold, but like when something's going on for a while or something is out of the ordinary pain that like you've not experienced before.

[00:17:49]>> Yeah, exactly. Like just Yeah. Go go go for your annual physical. Do an annual thing of, you know, blood test like your annual blood >> panel thing, whatever they call that.

[00:17:57]>> Nobody likes it. Nobody wants to do it.

[00:17:58]You do it anyway.

[00:17:59]>> If I can get into your husband's head, the reason why a lot of people don't go is, and the same reason I don't go is because I've never really had good care.

[00:18:07]I've never They always say just I'll just keep an eye on it.

[00:18:10]>> And you sit there for hours and hours and hours and they're like >> Yeah. But that's the worst case scenario >> and then they don't know what's going on and don't know why.

[00:18:18]>> But it'll be that one time that you go where there is something.

[00:18:20]>> Yeah. Exactly. Hopefully they would find it.

[00:18:22]>> Yeah.

[00:18:22]>> And of course with women the big joke is always like you go in for a broken leg and all they want to know is when was your last period and when are you going to lose weight?

[00:18:29]>> So it is it can be a whole thing.

[00:18:30]>> Yeah. Somebody texted I did see something about this too like uh after he won the truck series not that long ago like a week or two ago. He was interview and asked why these wins are so special. He said because you never know when it could be your last one.

[00:18:41]Yeah.

[00:18:42]>> Oh boy.

[00:18:43]>> And they're saving his car and giving it to his son when he >> Yeah. I mean maybe you know maybe not like uh your last day on earth but maybe like oh it's going to be your last race last.

[00:18:51]>> Who knew that was my last >> your last whatever.

[00:18:53]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:18:54]>> Well for the first time in 27 years the New York Knicks are headed back to the NBA finals. They swept the Cavs and finished off the series in Cleveland.

[00:19:02]And of course, back in New York, the fans started celebrating. I know you'll be shocked.

[00:19:06]>> Oh, the the Knicks fans are insane. And Cass keeps bringing this up like these Yeah, these these people are like jugos.

[00:19:12]What would you give up for the Knicks to win it all, >> bro? I would GIVE UP EVERY THING. MY co-workers because they're all useless.

[00:19:20]I would give up half my family. I would GIVE UP ALMOST EVERYTHING IN LIFE FOR THE NEXT WITH IT ALL.

[00:19:27]>> ALL RIGHT. YEAH, they're totally normal, totally fine.

[00:19:31]>> Yeah, they were climbing on like the awnings at Madison Square Garden in Radio City. And a reporter for a news channel was live on the scene and he couldn't believe what he was seeing either.

[00:19:39]>> Bill, LOOK BEHIND ME. SEE BEHIND ME FOR THE FIRST TIME since 1999.

[00:19:47]It's a girl. New York G. It's pandemonium. It's euphoria. It's nothing but you joy.

[00:19:59]>> It's basketball, man.

[00:20:02]>> What's happening?

[00:20:03]>> You haven't even won the title yet.

[00:20:05]>> I would have that reaction if I won the Megaillions or something.

[00:20:09]>> Not a team I'd like.

[00:20:10]>> That's Greg would have hit something good on that uh that video slot on his phone.

[00:20:15]>> Like that makes sense.

[00:20:16]>> The Knicks don't pay your bills, dude.

[00:20:18]Well, with the Knicks winning the East, now they wait for their finals opponent with the Spurs and Thunder still fighting that out in the Western Conference Finals. And The Mandalorian and Grou stayed number one at the box office in its second weekend. But Obsession, a movie I really want to see and I really want Greg to see, became a huge surprise hit. That's the horror movie. It made $82 million over the weekend and is expected to pass a hundred million. That's all thanks to strong word of mouth and social media buzz. So, you know, when you got something good, people talk about it.

[00:20:48]>> Yeah. The guy who directed it is only in his 20s, and it's like they made back already like eight times the budget.

[00:20:54]>> I really I've been wanting to see this forever. Well, Mandalorian and Grou had the weakest opening for a Disney era Star Wars movie, but they're not sweating it. It's still obviously a huge franchise with all the merch and the tie-ins. Audience scores have also been really strong. Stronger than the critics actually, which suggests that Yeah. fans like Bor >> Critics are never going to be on board with a movie like that. Yeah, it's Star Wars.

[00:21:17]>> Never. Nope. They're never going to something something that big that commercial.

[00:21:21]>> You got to be Oh, yeah. Against it.

[00:21:23]Well, obviously the the Boris and, you know, everybody else enjoying it more than the critics.

[00:21:28]>> Yeah. My wife said it was good.

[00:21:29]>> Yeah.

[00:21:30]>> Yeah. I heard it was pretty good. And I didn't know like the Huts, you know, like Jabba the Hut, there's like a yolked one in this.

[00:21:37]>> He's like has like abs and like muscles.

[00:21:39]>> Yeah. It's pretty funny.

[00:21:40]>> It was that guy on the reality TV show with no neck.

[00:21:43]>> Oh, yeah. from uh was it 90day Fiance?

[00:21:46]>> Yeah.

[00:21:46]>> Big Ed.

[00:21:47]>> Big Ed.

[00:21:48]>> Shout out Big Ed.

[00:21:49]>> I think he's a real estate agent now.

[00:21:51]>> That's cool. Buy something from >> Greg wants to talk to us.

[00:21:54]>> Yeah.

[00:21:54]>> How how do you do that? How do you become a bro? There's a very high barrier.

[00:21:59]>> It's almost like you just let anybody do it.

[00:22:00]>> Yeah.

[00:22:01]>> Well, that's what's going on, Woody.

[00:22:02]>> Yeah. A couple on the doctor thing.

[00:22:04]>> Uh this one says, "I I blew off chest pain for two months. I ended up needing open heart surgery. Two clogged arteries at 36.

[00:22:14]>> Whoa.

[00:22:15]>> 36.

[00:22:16]>> Yeah. This one said, "I used to work at a doctor's office and the doctor would tell people, "Don't die wondering if I should go."

[00:22:22]>> Oh, yeah. That one.

[00:22:23]>> Yeah.

[00:22:24]>> And that was that was my mom when she got diagnosed with the non-hodkkins lymphoma because she was just sitting on the couch, had her hand on her head, and, >> you know, kind of felt this little thing on the back of her neck. Thought it was like a cyst or pimple of some kind in the back. Turned out to be, you know, they they biopsied it and it was uh it was cancer.

[00:22:42]And you know, she would have she she just, you know, she blew it off for a little bit, thinking it was just something stupid.

[00:22:48]>> Yeah.

[00:22:48]>> And then as it was there longer and longer, she's like, "Ah, maybe I should get it checked out. Maybe I should get it checked out." And >> how long between her feeling it and going to the doctor?

[00:22:56]>> I think a few months.

[00:22:57]>> Wow.

[00:22:58]>> You know, it just kind of like it was just there.

[00:23:00]>> And she's like, "Oh, this is not She" She thought it was like a, you know, you get like an ingrown hair or something on the back of your neck or, you know, something.

[00:23:06]>> And uh went in and she's the one that actually told me. She goes, "Hey, look."

[00:23:10]She goes, "The the biggest thing that's going to happen is you're going to waste a little bit of time and a little bit of money on a co-ay, but at least you'll know."

[00:23:18]>> Yep.

[00:23:18]>> Yep.

[00:23:18]>> And you might feel silly like, "I can't go in there." But it's going to be that one time where you go in there and it turns out to be something that could potentially save your life.

[00:23:27]>> Okay. Because you said that, let me just bring this up real quick. For the past couple weeks, and I've never had this before. I've had this kind of really sharp pain in the left and the base of my neck on the left side and now it goes over my head over to my forehead above my left eyebrow and I figure it's just a pinch nerve. Is this a thing?

[00:23:46]>> A nerve or Yeah, maybe like some kind of a what do they call like um like a stress headache kind of thing.

[00:23:50]>> I've never I'm not a headache person like Greg. You're not a headache.

[00:23:53]>> So all of a sudden it's just like going all over my head.

[00:23:56]>> I know. I'm saying it's based on like muscle tension because it goes up the sides of your neck on the back there and it it kind of travels like that's how the muscles go and so if you have like a tight whatever it'll end up causing pain in the neck or >> my eyebrow >> possibly then I'm not going to worry about that either.

[00:24:11]>> I'm a dumb radio guy. I can't tell you what that is.

[00:24:13]>> Botox around your face. True. Smoke weed.

[00:24:16]>> Yeah. Go to my doctor. He'll say, "Yeah, see if it gets worse."

[00:24:20]>> No, they'll check if it's a pinched nerve. They'll check it. They'll do I don't know if it's an X-ray or whatever it is to check that and then they'll send you to physical therapy so that it can go away so you don't have to live with that >> or just go to a chiropractor. They'll cure you. They'll snap your neck off >> and I'll never be able to walk again.

[00:24:33]>> Yeah. It's right next to the Chinese food place in the strip mall.

[00:24:36]>> They're legit.

[00:24:37]>> Mhm. 877 >> 44 Woody. The Woody Show. I'll start with my uh cheers >> to another new hour. All right. You're on the Woody Show. Making our way through it. Thank you for being here.

[00:24:50]877-44 Woody. You can send us a text over to 22987.

[00:24:57]Cheers to a 3-day weekend. That that alone worthy of a cheers.

[00:25:03]>> Also, the fact that, you know, my wife had hit me up saying, "How did we end up with a 3-day weekend >> with nothing on the schedule?"

[00:25:10]>> Best.

[00:25:11]>> And that's the first time in forever that there has been like really a weekend with truly nothing on the schedule. And it's the first time in a long time where >> I just did whatever I wanted to do in the moment that I wanted to do it.

[00:25:23]>> So there was no like >> that's the life >> I I didn't set out cuz a lot of times if I got some free time I was setting it aside for things that I was behind on things around the house that I've been meaning to do or get out of the way.

[00:25:33]>> Uh and I I just I just chose to ignore all that.

[00:25:36]>> Good.

[00:25:36]>> And if I felt like doing something productive, I did it. And if I didn't, I didn't.

[00:25:42]>> And then that was it. And so, uh, impromptu decided to go out for a dinner. Uh, impromptu decided, you know, I have some things to do, uh, that I've been meaning to do, uh, you know, down at the airport. So, I went down there, decided like while I was there, you know what? I'm going to go fly.

[00:25:58]>> Oh.

[00:25:59]>> And so, I did.

[00:26:00]>> Look at just just things like that. Just things like it was great. and really started getting me thinking like, you know, I think and I know Greg, you think it's lame when couples end up having to schedule sex because things get too >> so unromantic >> because things get too busy and there's kids around. Like you really have to kind of pick your spot. Like I am now thinking like I need to schedule nothingness.

[00:26:22]>> Oh >> yeah, >> that I support.

[00:26:24]>> Right. Where you block out >> time, you go, you know what? All right.

[00:26:28]this weekend coming up and what we're we're not allowing anything or I'm not allowing anything at least on my schedule to be put there and just leave it like that cuz it was great.

[00:26:37]>> That's why I don't get when people retire and they say it's so depressing and quiet like okay but you get to do what Woody did this weekend every day.

[00:26:44]>> I was about to say be careful what you wish for because when you're an empty neester soon this will be all the time.

[00:26:50]>> Yeah. He's so worried.

[00:26:52]>> All right. Okay. It sounds like a Twilight Zone episode.

[00:26:54]>> No. If you want to do it, you do it. If you don't, you don't. What could be better? You don't you don't think that I'm going to fully love and embrace emptiness nest syndrome or whatever they >> Well, for the first two days or so.

[00:27:05]>> Oh, my friend accepted because work won't be part of that that life either.

[00:27:10]>> No, work's not part of it. But like I have other things that I enjoy doing and >> they'll go back to bowling >> now. The now the freedom to like, oh well, you know what? We want to jump in, you know, go over to this place for a day or two, we can do that >> or nothing. doing nothing is >> if you really miss your kids that bad, guess what? You can go see them wherever they are.

[00:27:29]>> Yeah, >> they are still they or not. Yeah, they're still not.

[00:27:32]>> It's going to be a dream.

[00:27:34]>> Cheers. Speaking of uh of children, man, I felt so bad >> for these kids. The graduation ceremony at Centennial High School in Williamson County, Tennessee.

[00:27:45]>> Okay. Okay.

[00:27:46]>> You're laughing. I'm sure you saw the video.

[00:27:48]>> Oh, yeah. So the ceremony was held outdoors even though heavy rain >> was like it was pouring on these kids.

[00:27:56]Not forecast but currently happening.

[00:27:58]>> Yeah.

[00:27:59]>> Right. So these kids they're on the football field. They're in their little white chairs for graduation in their caps and gown. I mean and they are drenched. It is pouring down rain.

[00:28:10]>> They don't have a gym.

[00:28:11]>> It sucked. I felt so bad for them.

[00:28:13]According to the statements from the school superintendent, the district officials believe they could finish the ceremony before the stronger rain ar stronger rain. There was it was already rain in the forecast. You don't have a contingency plan of Yeah. moving into the gym. Oh, no. Because the district said they prefer holding graduations on the field because it allows for more family members to attend and keeps the ceremony connected to the the school's tradition.

[00:28:35]>> Look, we already laid out all the chairs, guys.

[00:28:37]>> I I you know, I just feel some some of those kids, I'm sure, deserved it cuz they were dicks. they didn't try at all in school and you know they they just barely made it through. I was one of those kids. Uh but there are plenty of other kids who worked really hard and this is a big day uh for them and they're like they are drenched rats on this field >> and you know how like in on screen or on with a camera a lot of times you can't see rain.

[00:29:01]>> This rain looks like a white curtain coming down. Now, that's not any kind of special effect. Like in movies when they make uh you know rain, they'll they'll add like sometimes they'll they'll add milk to the water to get it to show up on on screen more. Yeah.

[00:29:16]>> This looks like I I can't even explain how wet this is.

[00:29:19]>> So, it was already raining and then things got worse during the c ceremony.

[00:29:22]The students, families, they're upset about it. Um graduates walking through this torrential rain, soaked caps and gowns. Uh there was, I guess, lightning in the area. They cancelled portions of the ceremony, including this planned tribute to a classmate who had died.

[00:29:39]>> That family came out for that.

[00:29:40]>> So, jeers to the administration there at Centennial High School in Williamson count Williamson County, Tennessee. That sucks, guys.

[00:29:48]>> What are you guys doing?

[00:29:49]>> Well, diplomas aren't like water water, you know, softball at all. Sucks.

[00:29:53]>> No way. They're fine.

[00:29:54]>> Uh Morgan weekend cheers and jeers.

[00:29:56]>> Uh cheers. Cheers to how do I even put it into words? I don't know. But the past couple of months, I think I finally don't give an F in a good way, right?

[00:30:07]Like very sensitive about how people, you know, thought about me or I always felt the need to defend myself like, "No, you don't get it, you know."

[00:30:16]>> But now I just don't care. And life is so good.

[00:30:20]What happened? Like what what uh what what what got you to to finally change?

[00:30:25]>> I don't think there was ever like a flip switch type of thing. I do think like going and fighting that helped and like putting my focus into something else.

[00:30:35]Um, and then also like it's gonna sound lame, but like Neville Goddard and like all these people I listen to and read books from. Um, I don't know. I think I just finally like don't care.

[00:30:45]>> You just embraced it.

[00:30:46]>> Yeah. And like the secret though is not caring cuz then now oh my god everything's happening for me. Like so so just cheers in general. Menace gets it. You know, like once you just stop paying attention to the negative stuff, >> it's super freeing.

[00:30:59]>> Yes. And it's, you know, I felt this way for like I don't know, couple months now. But >> you got to really be about it. You can't just say it. I guess you can fake it till you make it right now.

[00:31:08]>> You can though cuz I tried to do that before.

[00:31:10]>> You can No, because it's I I think it's a multi-step process. And I hear you saying and I'm and I'm I'm super happy for this is what we've been saying.

[00:31:17]Yeah.

[00:31:18]>> Right. But it's a multi-step process because you see a lot of people that say they don't care what people say or think or whatever. Uh but then they spend a lot of time being passive aggressive in their response to you know what whatever it is >> and then they still end up changing their behavior or they stop doing something that >> was getting them criticized or >> yeah that is not truly not caring or it's it's a step because you're putting it out there and you're trying not to care but then you're still reacting in a way that shows that >> I feel like I was stuck in that middle ground for a long time you know for years. Yeah. And so, you know, that's why I haven't said anything for a while cuz I want to make sure like, am I really past that hump?

[00:32:00]>> But I think I am. And it feels really good. So, just cheers to that cuz life is good. Uh, when you don't care.

[00:32:06]>> What do you think about when people say happiness is a choice?

[00:32:08]>> Oh, 100%.

[00:32:09]>> Yeah.

[00:32:10]>> Also, this is my reality. Like, not to get really really weird, but I am just denying things that I don't like or that >> I mean, and not to get too fru like this is the simulation. This is my matrix.

[00:32:23]This is my reality. So like I am creating my life.

[00:32:27]>> So >> if someone tells me something I don't want to hear or I see something or you know get advice I don't like. Not my reality [ __ ] You know >> tattoo. Not my reality [ __ ] It comes off as really really harsh and I'm going to look even more like a [ __ ] to some people. But again >> don't care. What's going on here?

[00:32:46]>> Look like God. You know, it's just the power of, you know, deciding what things are before they happen. And then, >> you know, manifestation.

[00:32:54]>> Yeah. I hate that word, but it it is manifesting.

[00:32:57]>> Part of the new thought. He's a mystic in the new thought movement.

[00:33:00]>> I knew it.

[00:33:01]>> Well, he's been dead for a while, but but yeah, I've been listening to him, you know, every night for months, so I don't know.

[00:33:06]>> Hey, it's working. That's great.

[00:33:08]>> But, I mean, look, who cares? Whatever works for somebody. Right. I >> I was having this conversation um you know with uh with my son and it was about uh religion and he was asking some questions and things and I go look man and he was being somewhat disrespectful and I said look you can't you can't be disrespectful you know it's one thing to make jokes or whatever but like you know if people find purpose in religion like look I agree with the principles that it teaches I that making people a better person whether they were doing it because it's in their heart and it's real or because they're scared are going to hell. Whatever that is, >> it works a good citizen.

[00:33:44]>> And so it serves a good purpose that way. And if it makes somebody feel better, like they feel better about themselves or about their life or they get something like who cares?

[00:33:53]>> It's all about having faith like whatever he goes and he's getting into.

[00:33:56]And I understand it's good. He's questioning this a natural thing. He should be questioning things about Yeah.

[00:34:01]about like, oh well, you know, a talking snake or removing, you know, a rib to make another like I say, look, I know it sounds crazy and silly. Do I believe that that's how they'll happen? No. But like I also believe that you know the people for people it goes but but that's why it's called faith. You have like it's not necessarily rooted in anything like you know uh black and white and hard evidence and things. So you have these conversations >> you know. So whatever works if you know Sebass is over here laughing about >> I'm Sebasting about this guy or whatever you're watching or but if it's >> who cares >> if it's having this kind of >> Exactly.

[00:34:37]>> Right. if it's having this positive effect.

[00:34:39]>> Yeah.

[00:34:40]>> On you >> and you're light years ahead of other people that realize that way later in life >> like it's silly and dumb and doesn't really I don't know anything about this guy quite honestly but let's hypothetically let's say what she's talking about is Scientology.

[00:34:53]>> Okay.

[00:34:53]>> Would you still say do whatever you do whatever you want to do.

[00:34:56]>> It's definitely not Scientology. So you can't even >> say hypothetically that's that's the hypothetical.

[00:35:01]>> Um so what's the question? If you got super into Dionetics, >> then then Scientology, >> which the answer would the answer still then be, well, if it makes you feel good.

[00:35:10]>> I mean, I don't I guess I don't know too much about Scientology.

[00:35:13]>> I think he's asking Woody, >> right? And and the room and the room.

[00:35:16]Well, obviously there are things we've heard about Scientology, whatever, that are that are not okay.

[00:35:22]>> Okay. So, >> no, but that stuff, no matter what, there's other things in like in in other religions and stuff that's not okay, too. But the good the general idea is like short of those things, it's not an all or nothing thing, but short of those things, if there's other things that make people feel better or they get something out of it, like then who cares?

[00:35:42]>> But if you're allowed to cherry cherry pick those things that make your life better, then who cares?

[00:35:47]>> Okay, that's that's what I thought.

[00:35:49]>> Yeah. It's like politicians, you don't have to believe everything they're into.

[00:35:52]You can take the things that you like >> and however it works for you. Like uh we'll use Christianity as an example.

[00:35:56]There's the every Sunday Christian and then there's the twice a year Christian that goes for Christmas and Easter.

[00:36:02]>> Whatever works for you.

[00:36:03]>> I think to Sebast's point, if what was making her happy meant, for example, excommunicating from people who were not believers like they do in certain religions, would that be a thing for us to say, well, at least she's happy? No.

[00:36:18]I mean, if it's cultlike and it seems dangerous of who who she's hanging out with and how they're manipulating her, then yes. But she's one off listening to things that make her feel better. I don't see the big deal.

[00:36:28]>> Are you 100% all in or are you just >> Are you signing over your paycheck to anyone?

[00:36:32]>> No.

[00:36:33]>> It's a journey like me within me. It has nothing to do with anyone. It's a dead guy. I've been reading books about it.

[00:36:39]>> It's great.

[00:36:40]>> But anything can be taken to extreme. So yes, it gets more dangerous if you know.

[00:36:44]>> What's the uh what's the jer?

[00:36:45]>> The jer is uh you know I love violence, right? But I and how >> I love organized violence. I want to make that clear. unorganized violence makes me nervous. And so all this stuff going on in DC, I'm obviously going to be there in two weeks for the UFC fight.

[00:36:59]I'm really nervous that like something's gonna happen. It's gonna be pretty secure.

[00:37:03]>> Like I'm nervous.

[00:37:04]>> What do you mean like the uh the White House guy?

[00:37:06]>> Like there's going to be a shooting or some kind of like terrorist stuff and I'm going to be >> I mean you are getting a bunch of trashy people all in one place.

[00:37:13]>> Yeah. There'll definitely be fights in the street like things that happen at the gathering of the jugos. Like there there's a certain level there's a certain level of of mischief that's going to happen just based on the people that are there.

[00:37:25]>> I feel like it's been ramping up lately and >> bar fights and stuff.

[00:37:28]>> I think you're noticing it more cuz you're going it's always been like that.

[00:37:30]>> Yeah. You got a bunch of hot head alphas that are all going to be there who are all going there and >> I think she's talking more about the two people who've tried to show up with guns to different events.

[00:37:38]>> That's exactly what I'm talking about.

[00:37:39]>> But that's but that's not uncommon unfortunately. But I'm saying like this guy that was at the White House, like they knew of this guy and he's been showing up on a pretty regular basis on different things >> and they tagged him. So that's not a problem.

[00:37:50]>> That's why we say bring back the nutouse because they already knew this guy. He's already been there multiple times.

[00:37:54]>> Let him go.

[00:37:54]>> Why does he keep on coming back >> because he's Jesus Christ Venice?

[00:37:58]>> That's what he told them.

[00:37:59]>> So yeah, nothing's going to happen, right? Not my reality, but I'm nervous a little bit.

[00:38:03]>> You'll be fine. You'll be fine.

[00:38:05]>> Can't be afraid. The show >> and into another hour. Woody Greg Menace.

[00:38:12]>> Yeah.

[00:38:13]>> Gina Grad.

[00:38:14]>> Hi.

[00:38:15]>> Weekend cheers and cheers. Gina.

[00:38:18]>> Well, a big old cheers to a very hot, steamy, romantic date night. I >> got cheers.

[00:38:27]>> You said a big old jeers.

[00:38:28]>> Oh, no. I meant cheers. Obviously.

[00:38:31]>> Paging Dr. Freud.

[00:38:32]>> Oh, I was like, "Oh, I guess I guess we're starting now and then we'll build." No, don't worry. I do it all.

[00:38:38]Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Uh very romantic date night I had when I was the benefactor of one of Woody and his wife's just wild impromptu hairs to go out to dinner. Uh asked me if I could go, you know, the family could go. I was like, "Oh, the kid is a, you know, he's out doing something and knees all messed up and so I thought you were going to be like, "Okay, we'll see you." And then Woody's like, "You just go."

[00:39:03]>> I was like, "Hell yeah."

[00:39:05]>> Well, actually, it went more like Gina said. And we were surprised cuz we weren't sure that uh you would do something like that because typically like everybody kind of travels as a pack.

[00:39:15]>> Yeah, we are a little band, you know, little traveling.

[00:39:17]>> Um and she goes, "Well, is it okay if I go by myself?" We're like, "Well, yeah, we're just going to dinner. Let's let's go."

[00:39:23]>> So, I thirdled it. It ruled.

[00:39:26]>> That does sound romantic.

[00:39:28]>> It was very romantic. Very hot and steamy. Um >> well, because it was one of our things where, you know, in the moment we decided, you know what? Want to go grab something somewhere? Let's Yeah. You know what? There's a restaurant we've been really wanting to go to. I hadn't been back there in a long time and so we decided we're just going to go.

[00:39:42]>> So good. I've never been. It was so good. The food was incredible. I had a cocktail, which I never have. Who are you? Ruled. It was called a a la puma.

[00:39:52]Oh, Greg, I think you would like it.

[00:39:53]Keep it up.

[00:39:54]>> Really? Yeah. Whiskey and lure and bitters.

[00:39:56]>> You would think they had those things at like a Texas Roadhouse, but we did.

[00:39:59]Peanut shells on the floor. No, it was awesome. It was so much fun. The food was incredible. And you know what? I hope uh my loved ones uh aren't listening cuz >> kind of nice >> solo.

[00:40:13]>> You need a break from your significant others >> and and I I love him and I love my kid and I love the puppy. But it was kind of nice.

[00:40:21]>> You shouldn't have to say that though.

[00:40:23]>> True.

[00:40:23]>> Because there's nothing there's nothing wrong. There's nobody can fault you for getting out.

[00:40:27]>> Some people some people do. Some people go like, "Oh, I'm not doing that." All right. People uh are also sometimes way too insecure to allow that to happen. I told you we know somebody that they're not allowed to go to the grocery store >> without the other person.

[00:40:42]>> They have to do everything. Like that is just God.

[00:40:46]>> And I I mean OB and I know I don't have to keep putting, you know, caveats on it, but my husband and I like we're very similar. We like the same stuff. We laugh at the same jokes. Like love doing stuff together, but it was just kind of nice to to third wheel it with my friends. Uh, so that was awesome.

[00:41:00]Jeezers, my real Jeers, I know you guys are sick of hearing about it, but this little puppy girl, I love her. She's my perfect little baby angel straight from heaven. But I don't get to sleep in anymore. I don't get to sleep through the night anymore. There's there's none of that. I got to wake up.

[00:41:15]>> Well, didn't you realize that was going to happen when you had a puppy?

[00:41:17]>> Yeah, but when you have a baby, but the spot there's going to be some time >> for sure. But the spotlight really shone brightly on a really nice chunky three-day weekend when you're like, "Oh, this is my time to recoup." No mm- you get up in the middle of the night so she can go potty and then you do it early, like early in the morning so she can go again and then she's hungry and then she wants to play and now she you have to do that till she tires out again and I'm up for the day. So, you know, no more like recouping. But see, this is why, you know, when you have a weird schedule the way that we do, we typically get up in the middle of the night to come to work, right?

[00:41:51]>> Like that's why I was never part of the plan to wake up in the middle of the night for changing diapers and doing things like that. I was all willing to help out during the day and I would forego a nap like after work and all these different things. That was my sacrifice. Like, so for this particular thing, it should be your husband and your kid who's the one doing that stuff at that part of the day because when you actually do get a weekend where you can actually get like an actual night of sleep, like a full night of sleep. You should be able to do that. They have that ability every single night. That's true. Is there an understanding that this is your dog, per se?

[00:42:26]>> Uh, no. This is >> So then, yeah, have the kid do it.

[00:42:29]>> But he doesn't know how to do anything.

[00:42:32]>> But maybe there's a merit badge for it that would be helpful. But I did teach her um touch, which is basically like come, but she has to touch her little nose to my hand. It's so God, it's so cute. And uh I'm teaching her center.

[00:42:44]So, she'll walk in the center of my legs like that's where she has to stand. But the waking up in the middle of the night, what kind of tricks are these?

[00:42:51]>> I don't know. I'm just following all these dog training Instagram.

[00:42:53]>> Is that That's a thing.

[00:42:54]>> Yeah.

[00:42:55]>> What's the point of I don't understand.

[00:42:57]Like >> center. So, she stands like in between like come like you want her to come and then she stands in between your legs.

[00:43:02]>> Oh, I thought the whole thing was for them to be like kind of right at your side like you know heel.

[00:43:06]>> I still don't you guys confession. I don't understand what heel means.

[00:43:12]>> Right next to >> And I never have.

[00:43:13]>> Yeah. like right next to you.

[00:43:14]>> Heel just means come >> right right at your heels. Like in other words, like right like I would assume that's what that came from.

[00:43:19]>> So if you're out on the street on a walk and at a red light, right, you say heal, you want them right next to >> That's funny cuz heel and yield. I grew up being like, I don't know, those must not concern me.

[00:43:29]>> Yeah. All right, Menace weekend. Cheers and cheers.

[00:43:32]>> Well, the cheers is I went to Montreal, Canada, and I was honestly a little bit afraid because it's like really French.

[00:43:40]And when so when I was when I was flying in and you can see Montreal, all the announcements start going in French and I go, "Okay, I have to like navigate their metro system and where I was going there for the F1 race." And I got there super nice, super clean, and the my Uber driver was really cool. helped me out with the metro system. So, I was able to get to where the race was at, which was on an island in Montreal because they built this man-made island for the um Olympics in the 70s. So, it wasn't easy to get to. A lot of walking. Like, I walked like 12 miles that day like around the track and everything. It was uh it was super fun.

[00:44:21]>> You say I you went by yourself?

[00:44:23]>> Yeah, I went solo. So, I didn't have my handler with me. So that's why I was pretty much >> like you won't even go to a restaurant by yourself, but you'll take a trip by yourself.

[00:44:30]>> Yeah. Yeah. So, um yeah, I I take plenty of trips by myself, but usually like day trips and not out of the country where I need help to get around, but incredible race weekend. Super fun. They said one of the best race weekends in the history of racing almost. I I know the Indie uh 500 happened as well, >> that little thing.

[00:44:49]>> And that was like a like a photo finish on that one. So, a lot of people that are into racing, really excited. Had a awesome weekend. I wra seeing Menace wearing like the shirts that have all the patches and stuff on them.

[00:45:01]>> Yeah. Like all the sponsor patches.

[00:45:02]>> Yeah. It's cool. It's fun. And then um uh I wrapped up the weekend in the Coachella Valley. Just hung out on the pool the rest of the weekend. Now, why are you laughing?

[00:45:11]>> Because that's like such a huge swath of like Yeah, it's it's very like international. Like DJ Carol. Yeah. I started out in Montreal in the desert.

[00:45:19]>> I hit New York for lunch.

[00:45:20]>> It's called airplanes. cuz I don't know why everyone's always shocked by it every weekend, but um uh uh I did this is my jeers. I was kind of feeling for a a good hamburger, like a you know, like a legit spot. And so I go there and the hamburgers like have five star ratings, like thousands of ratings. Awesome. But the soda is artisan soda. Like I hate that. Always the worst. I hate that.

[00:45:45]Always tastes like medicine.

[00:45:46]>> Why are we still doing this?

[00:45:48]>> That's like getting a cookie with carob in it.

[00:45:50]>> Yeah. Like why with the artisan sodas everybody >> was very cheap too right?

[00:45:54]>> Oh no not cheap at all the whole meal expensive burger awesome but the artisan sodas why >> because they have to why do we have to be like >> they have to find they have to find a way to make things crafty.

[00:46:08]>> They always taste like medicine.

[00:46:09]>> It's garbage.

[00:46:10]>> Here I took a picture. I went to a place and they had a bunch of artisan sodas and it says embrace the foam.

[00:46:16]>> No. The absence of certain artificial ingredients make our products foamier.

[00:46:20]>> No, no, no. I I want the artificial flavor.

[00:46:23]>> So much silt and sediment.

[00:46:24]>> It's delicious. Nobody wants that crap.

[00:46:27]They just they're forced to drink it because that's the only thing there. I'm like I'm going to go back to this burger spot for real because I really enjoyed the burger. But I will be sneaking in some like Coca-Cola. Like I'll like eat outside or something.

[00:46:39]>> Sodies.

[00:46:40]>> Yeah. Some real sodas.

[00:46:41]>> I don't like a place that you go to and they don't even offer sodas.

[00:46:44]>> Like they're too they're too cool for that. I see like different teas. No thank you.

[00:46:48]>> It's garbage. You want to sell more soda? Um, put for real soda there, right?

[00:46:52]>> Yeah. Coke wasn't broken.

[00:46:54]>> Yeah. And you overcharge for soda anyways. It costs like three cents to get you a cup of soda and you charge like $6 for it.

[00:47:02]>> Yeah.

[00:47:02]>> You want to sell more of that?

[00:47:03]>> Yeah, [ __ ] >> Why do you hate money?

[00:47:05]>> Uh, CBS, cheers and cheers.

[00:47:07]>> Well, cheers to the New York Knicks.

[00:47:09]They they won their series obviously in sweeping fashion.

[00:47:13]>> Uh, and they are they are full-on maniacs. I'm I'm trying to schedule and working with our buddy Jeff G to get some time to uh cover this once the finals are in New York City. Uh because they have taken over the mantle as I've mentioned before of of most uh monstrous insane like not in a good way violent just like they're going to cause problems. They were on top of like the signs at Madison Square. You think you think the climbing the light poles in Philly League was cute? No. These guys >> Oh, you just wait.

[00:47:37]>> Yeah. This this there will be death outside of Nick's games. So, look forward to that coverage. That being said, act like you've been there before.

[00:47:44]You're supposedly New York, the best biggest city in the world, and oh, we're in the finals. Oh, look at us. I I did a quick research. New York actually is a sports team, a sports town, super sucks.

[00:47:56]>> Past 25 years, they have four total championships. And that is despite having two teams >> in each of the major four sports.

[00:48:04]>> Yeah, cuz like the Yankees were really kind of the 90s, early 2000s. Right.

[00:48:08]Right. Uh >> they had a couple uh in the uh Yankees and Giants are the only two things in the past 25 years.

[00:48:15]>> Yeah, they do have a ton of teams.

[00:48:16]>> Yeah, a ton of teams. Compare that to Oh, I don't know, Sammy. Uh Boston who has like 13 championships in the same amount of time. LA has 12 in the same amount of time. Chicago has the four at least.

[00:48:26]>> Chicago and Boston both had big-time droughts for a while.

[00:48:29]>> But talk about quarter centuries what I'm talking about here. Uh San Francisco Bay Area eight championships in the same rough period of time. So, New York, I'm I'm coming for you, you loser city. I'm happy. I'm happy that you made it. But again, if you're the big apple, oh, everybody's so inferior to us. No, not really. As a sports town, you pretty much suck.

[00:48:48]>> Okay. Hey, can I get a jeers? Like, Gina just did it. Now, Sebast like when when we're like, you know, on the like everybody's like like you're doing this big thing and moving your mic around like it's just constant sounds like a goddamn earthquake.

[00:49:01]>> I learned it from >> say everybody.

[00:49:03]No, I'm saying like Gina and Seabbass were the two biggest offenders. Yeah, >> I know. I did it like >> you're telling your dog story.

[00:49:09]>> Oh. Oh, cuz I was standing. Sorry.

[00:49:12]>> Well, then because as you're telling me guys, we got a we got a rubbler.

[00:49:17]>> Didn't I wonder how much more he's going to adjust this microphone.

[00:49:22]>> Cheers, New York. It's called my technique.

[00:49:25]>> Uh, so cheers to them for finally making it, little guys. Uh, jeers. Let's see. I got quite a few of these, actually.

[00:49:32]Cheers to Trader Joe's.

[00:49:35]>> Sammy, he's choosing violence.

[00:49:38]>> I am not a Trader Joe's hater. I'm there probably more than any other on average more than any other grocery store.

[00:49:44]However, they released these sweet and salty uh or sweet and sour gummy worms that are supposed to be like sugar-free >> and >> Oh, are these the diarrhea ones?

[00:49:53]>> Yes. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because this has been a this is a known thing that a lot of the sugar-free gum gummy type things >> like in general >> they in general give you diarrhea because the artificial sweeteners and the art and the added fiber they put it there is just a diarrhea magnet. So this was a big news story. So I said, "Oh, let's go get some for the show. We're going to all have bad."

[00:50:12]>> I went to I went to four or five different Trader Joe's. All gone and not sold out. They clearly had they pulled them cuz the diarrhea just because of diarrhea. The fiber count was like three times normal, right?

[00:50:25]>> Yeah. So, they had they they added they added artificial fiber. They added all these artificial sweeteners.

[00:50:29]>> You don't need to do that when there's aspartame involved.

[00:50:31]>> Well, it's it's not it's technically it's like inulin or something cuz it's cuz not like diet coke doesn't give you diarrhea, but it's the solid stuff they use in a lot of candies especially that give you that diarrhea.

[00:50:41]>> Isn't the famous one like on Amazon the uh Exactly. for the sugar-free hair >> because it's it sucks up water into your intestines.

[00:50:48]>> In and then out of you.

[00:50:50]>> Get it. Were these like 15% or something like that? Like the insane amount.

[00:50:56]>> It was one bag, which is like which is one serving quite frankly had three and a half servings. Each serving had 50% of your daily fiber. So >> you're going to shoot out like a rocket.

[00:51:05]>> You go through a bag of those, you've got 200% of whatever on your daily fiber.

[00:51:09]>> And people are just crapping their brains out. That's enough to make Greg crap it work. That would be amazing.

[00:51:14]>> Good news.

[00:51:15]>> Thanks to the power of eBay, I I eBay.

[00:51:17]>> Fingers crossed I have some of these diary of gummy worms coming. So maybe in a in a week or two, oh boy, we'll be able to do a diarrhea because for your for these non- poopers on the show, let's see. Let's put it to the test.

[00:51:29]>> What will it take for you to not poop at work?

[00:51:31]>> Well, Men, if you're taking like a Zepbound or whatever.

[00:51:35]>> Yeah, you got to take this kind of stuff.

[00:51:36]>> Known to uh to slow you up.

[00:51:38]>> Yeah, I use >> see how it goes. I Well, I told you I drink belly well. I like that. Oh, belly chum chum >> and then the oie only uh >> belly willies.

[00:51:50]>> Can you imagine buying like you're a man standing in line like >> it's either belly going to be it? Yeah, just these belly wellies.

[00:51:56]>> Belly wellies.

[00:51:59]>> Um or it's what is that? Medie Mucil which one.

[00:52:03]>> By the way, this no shock that Belly Wellies packaging is all bright pink.

[00:52:07]>> Yeah, I love it.

[00:52:08]>> Yummy tummy. I mean, I will get uh >> I literally I saw this bill billboard the other day, hot girls who poop today, and it has a number. It's from Belly Well, # I guess we hate hot girls. My bad.

[00:52:20]>> Oh my god.

[00:52:22]>> Are you sure you should be taking that?

[00:52:24]>> Yeah, I love it.

[00:52:26]>> You have boobies.

[00:52:26]>> His under his arm, his deodorants, girls.

[00:52:28]>> Oh no. Yeah, his all his lotions and bath products and face sprays.

[00:52:32]>> No, I got Oh, I got a new bath product.

[00:52:35]>> Listen up, ladies. Dude, so you're going to hate this eBacy wasty >> because because you're you're a hater like you hate anybody that uh came from online and now has something successful.

[00:52:46]So >> Kais the the video streamer, right? He has his own uh shampoo line now. And body shampoo. Yes. And I bought some this weekend. It's at Target. It's called Tone. And it's it smells pretty good.

[00:53:01]>> I don't see Dennis, you're you're misunderstanding. I don't hate anybody who comes from line on being successful.

[00:53:05]I hate Kaisenaut shampoo the same reason I hate the rocks shampoo.

[00:53:08]>> Oh, I bought that, too.

[00:53:10]>> Why? Why?

[00:53:11]>> It smells good.

[00:53:12]>> Like Kylie Jenner's lip gloss.

[00:53:14]>> It's not anything different. You're just buying the brand cuz you're being a consumerrist and you're following a stupid celebrity.

[00:53:19]>> Well, right. The Rock doesn't even have hair and you're buying his shampoo.

[00:53:22]>> Have you Have you smelled it?

[00:53:25]>> All right, more Woody shows now.

[00:53:26]>> The Woody Show will be right back.

[00:53:29]>> Tass some cart news. Oh, do tell the fine people at Target. in an announcement. Uh they're going to be quote rolling out a new line of re-imagined shopping carts.

[00:53:39]>> Oh, really?

[00:53:41]>> That uh bring some significant changes to your shopping experience.

[00:53:46]>> The new carts are the series 3 APC model.

[00:53:51]>> I'm I'm only mentioning this because Sebass is in the conversation. He is a cart expert, so I'm sure he knows all the models and the >> Yeah. Yeah. Uh, it features an increased basket space, >> larger cup holders, a deeper, comfier child seat. Smooth maneuverability.

[00:54:08]>> Yeah, these Target cards are nice.

[00:54:09]>> Ergonomic handles.

[00:54:11]>> Oh, ergonomic.

[00:54:12]>> Yeah.

[00:54:13]>> I mean, what about cleansiness though?

[00:54:15]Being >> cleans on top of the the carts will be all plastic.

[00:54:20]>> Something that Target says will extend the lifespan. They said they have been uh working on the new design for the last six years.

[00:54:28]>> Oh my god.

[00:54:29]>> And the new cards are rolling out here uh very soon.

[00:54:32]>> It's built for the Target mom. They they want to get you in there. You gra you get loaded up on an $8 Starbucks.

[00:54:38]Where you going?

[00:54:38]>> Throw your dopey kid in there.

[00:54:40]>> Oh, what's the thing? You said you just saw Menace. You saw the uh the Stanley >> Oh, the Stanley dog bowls at the dog bowl at Target. Yeah. 35 bucks and they have a realable top. So, shout out. But the >> top these plastic cars, they I don't know. The least of Targets I go to still kind of dirty inside.

[00:54:58]>> Yeah, those little cloths don't do >> they need to be washed down, man. You spray them, those things, man.

[00:55:03]>> That's one thing that the pandemic did give us in certain areas is guys were showing up to uh grocery stores with like basically drive-thrus for carts >> for to wash them and sanitize them back when we didn't really know >> with the pandemic was all airborne and washing their Amazon packages >> for no reason. But >> they're really stuck though.

[00:55:21]>> I don't know why they don't hose those things down.

[00:55:23]>> Uh they could they could.

[00:55:25]>> Does anybody uh ever use one of those?

[00:55:27]And this is something, man. It's like you got some extra money if you're doing this, but the services that will come around and clean out your trash bins.

[00:55:35]>> Yes, I have.

[00:55:36]>> I know. Menace did. Yeah.

[00:55:37]>> Yeah. Quite a few times. I do it.

[00:55:39]>> It's good. Yeah. And they they do a really good job.

[00:55:42]>> How much do they charge? I I have no idea how much that costs.

[00:55:44]>> I don't handle finances, but I think it's like >> Oh my god. I think it's like 50 bucks, but it's good. Hose out your tub. I'll do it.

[00:55:53]>> But but both cans.

[00:55:55]>> Both cans.

[00:55:55]>> Put the hose out a garbage can.

[00:55:57]>> Yeah, just tip it over.

[00:55:58]>> But they put like little scent in there and stuff because again I have >> badass car wash with like shampoo, the mats and everything else for that kind of money.

[00:56:06]>> Most most popular quarterly.

[00:56:08]>> So only $39 per bin.

[00:56:11]>> Wait, quarterly. So they come once every three months. But they so it's not like for the quarter and they come once a week or once a month.

[00:56:19]>> I say it's worth >> and that's 40 bucks a b in.

[00:56:22]>> Yeah, that seems like for both.

[00:56:26]>> As much as I love clean this, I do love to take out the uh the power washer.

[00:56:29]I'll do that myself.

[00:56:30]>> Yeah. Can't you just pour a little dish soap in it and power wash it and let it foam up?

[00:56:33]>> Absolutely. Power wash.

[00:56:35]>> I understand why.

[00:56:36]>> Or a hose.

[00:56:37]>> You're against this. You're all about convenience, Woody.

[00:56:39]>> I am.

[00:56:41]But it's >> it's not that big a deal because the garbage can's the garbage can. I don't I don't need to eat off of it.

[00:56:47]>> I don't sleep in it, >> dude. They even with their being plastic, they're like they stink, man.

[00:56:52]>> Oh, yeah. Sometimes they stink, but that's why you get the hose.

[00:56:54]>> Yeah. It's about a threeminute process.

[00:56:57]>> Yeah. Just hose it out. Now, I like the I like the idea washer for some reason.

[00:57:02]>> You're not allowed to buy one. I've been trying to buy one for like two years and apparently I've heard they're unnecessary to purchase.

[00:57:10]>> Your wife your wife says over second idea.

[00:57:14]>> Your wife's the same person that's got a $600 haird dryer or whatever it is.

[00:57:17]>> This girl stuff >> we need to get >> that doesn't count.

[00:57:20]>> We need to sit down with her and just ask her to go through like a year's worth of stuff she's denied him cuz this is not the first thing.

[00:57:25]>> Actually, she might be on to something because she does everything. So, buying the power washer probably just means that she's going to end up having to power wash stuff and she doesn't want to do it.

[00:57:35]>> Can't deal with where to store it and all that other stuff. You can get those ego ones, the electric ones. That's >> what I have. I I upgraded to one of those. They're pretty good.

[00:57:42]>> And all you do is stick a stick a hose in a bucket and it's your power wash.

[00:57:46]>> I just saw a video of that. Does that work? It's not the hose. like you hook the hose up to the uh to the power washer, but it is electric and it's actually got some really good pressure cuz like for the longest time the electric ones weren't nearly as good as the gas powered ones, >> but now they've come a long way in.

[00:58:04]>> You're still not going to get, you know, 4,000 correct PSI, but you'll get enough.

[00:58:07]>> You're not going to start a power washing business.

[00:58:09]>> I want to go fracking. I want to I want to crack concrete.

[00:58:12]>> You're not going to strip paint, but you're going to do pretty well.

[00:58:14]>> Yeah. But for me, like, you know, cleaning something off the uh the driveway, the patio, the patio furniture stuff, that kind of stuff. Yeah, it's great.

[00:58:21]>> Look, if I had a power washer, I'll be cleaning my own cans. But >> tell her that >> don't got one. So, >> there's your savings. Don't hire this company. Do it yourself.

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