I FINALLY Found ‘The One’.. (After 20 years)

Added: 2026-05-16

[00:00:00]One day I was scrolling on Instagram and I came across this video of a girl. She seemed fun and I noticed that she was at a mall near me so I knew she was in my city. I decided to DM her to see if she wanted to hang out. She was down. And a few texts and a FaceTime later we had planned out what we would do.

[00:00:15]>> [music] >> Let me guess, YOU ARE BLACK?

[00:00:21]YOUTUBE! ALL RIGHT, YOUTUBE, I'M ABOUT to hang out with my online crush / stranger. Her name is Jasmine. We're literally about to meet just now. Yeah, we're going to see what happens. My only my one and only goal for this video is to somehow get her to the crib.

[00:00:36]Bro, I literally don't know how this going to go. I've never met her. Like we've talked on the phone like three times, my [ __ ] Like I really don't know how this going to go. But tier one [ __ ] we going to find out. Okay, YouTube, I just met up with Jasmine.

[00:00:49]Turns out she ain't do no type of research before hanging out like at all.

[00:00:54]Like she didn't even know I did YouTube.

[00:00:56]So like she thought this was like a uh what Instagram or something? Yeah, like a Reels type of thing. Yeah. So I don't even know who this guy is. Don't know how many followers you got.

[00:01:06]>> Nothing. Just waiting to this blonde. I was just like we're chill, right? Like like Like spontaneously? Yeah, like okay, friends.

[00:01:13]You know what I mean? Like meeting new people, like stranger, like stranger danger, basically. Yeah, I should have probably researched you.

[00:01:21]Now that I think about it, it's kind of dangerous actually. All right. Okay, well I looking at me like cuz you was talking about like if I was famous like what you think like you had to put a number to my face like what you think like on YouTube? Okay, on YouTube?

[00:01:31]>> Uh-huh. I didn't even know you did YouTube that's a thing.

[00:01:34]>> Okay. So let's make this [ __ ] be that.

[00:01:36]All right, wow, damn.

[00:01:39]A honey K?

[00:01:40]Is that good? Is that bad?

[00:01:41]>> That's that's a lot. I'm not going to lie. Okay. That's that's a lot. What about TikTok? TikTok?

[00:01:47]Like 40 K, right? Okay. So less on So it is the opposite. But I'm not No, I'm not a honey.

[00:01:53]>> Oh, it's the opposite?

[00:01:54]>> No, I'm 60 on TikTok and then 30 on YouTube. Okay. Now you're climbing up.

[00:01:59]You're climbing up there.

[00:02:01]But yeah, okay. So me and Jasmine um complete strangers met completely off the net and we just you know going to spend some time together. Oh, yeah.

[00:02:10]>> a little vlog.

[00:02:11]>> Let's do it. What was your um what was your reaction to me like DMing you? Um again, I should probably be more like careful about who I'm texting on the internet. Probably should do some research. But I was just like I mean, he seems friendly enough. [ __ ] it, let's go.

[00:02:29]Fair enough. I'm just doing it for the plot, you know. Very like side questing.

[00:02:33]>> one life.

[00:02:34]Exactly. Well, you know, I got nine lives, so if I lose one, yeah.

[00:02:40]Okay, you want to like is it is that it?

[00:02:42]You just Is there more to that or is There's not more to that, but like, you know, I've I think this is my first life. Actually no, in my last life, I think I was like a frat dude. In this life, I'm this girl. And then, you know, I think I got like seven more lives. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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[00:02:59]>> I don't know. I was just telling you I can like I I changed my own, you know, tire the other day. OH, OKAY. JUST LIKE A LOT OF LIKE MASCULINE, you know, things.

[00:03:10]I wouldn't say masculine things. I was just saying, you know, I I've had a girl a little bit. I was the oldest daughter, so like very independent.

[00:03:20]>> Mhm. Okay. Okay. Mhm. Yeah, see you see where I'm going? Yeah.

[00:03:23]>> Yeah. Are you hungry? Come out here. I am hungry. Yeah. You want to go to Waffle House or something?

[00:03:29]>> Yeah, let's do it. Yeah? Let's go. It's in like Mason. Okay, that's fine. All right, bet. All right, we going to go there. Um people that have been on the channel might know what it is. I haven't been there in a minute. Uh and yeah, it's going to be um cool. Is there anything like that you want to say on the camera? Like your first introduction to the channel? Like anything? No, I'm just here for the vibes. Like, yeah.

[00:03:49]That's pretty much it.

[00:03:50]>> Just is Hope y'all enjoyed the video. We going to get more into it on and yeah. See, I was going to guess you was Hispanic also I was.

[00:03:58]No, you did not.

[00:04:00]>> going to guess that. Really?

[00:04:01]>> Yeah.

[00:04:01]>> I'm like something else, but I don't know if you can tell. Um, Indonesian?

[00:04:05]Okay, you're pretty close. You're pretty close. Filipino.

[00:04:08]But like very little, very little.

[00:04:10]>> Could y'all tell that she was Hispanic, chat?

[00:04:13]Y'all chat can definitely tell. See, that's why me I couldn't tell too.

[00:04:18]Infrared. Every everyone says, "Oh, are you Latina? Are you Latina?" Yes. Yes, if you're asking if you have to No, but like sometimes cuz like some Latinas and Asians look mad similar. You You ever had that? Mhm. Yeah, so like sometimes you know you just got to ask.

[00:04:34]I'm not going to lie.

[00:04:35]Or like >> Or like Latina and Arab sometimes. Okay.

[00:04:40]They will cross over. Like if you told me you were Arab I'd believe you.

[00:04:43]Okay, I've heard that before. I've heard that before. Let me guess, you are black?

[00:04:49]No, we're like in this food, you know, and yeah. Yes, I'm excited. He said it's spicy. He said if I like spicy food I said yes I do like spicy food.

[00:04:57]That's how we got into the whole like Mexican thing. I'm not picky at all so like if it's not good he has [clears throat] to pick >> good it's not good.

[00:05:03]>> If it's not good it's not good and he's got to pick a new favorite place. So Okay, so we going to see. She going to tell you how she feels about it like out of 10.

[00:05:11]Ooh, what type of shows you watch? What type of shows? Yeah. Like have you ever seen Invincible? I have not. I hear it's really good. I just like I haven't. But I don't know. I don't know if I want to watch it right now. I don't know if y'all have heard like the whole David No, oh.

[00:05:25]>> controversy and he was dating Yeah, well he did the soundtrack but like I hear it's really good and I do want to watch it. I just like >> definitely watch it. I'm not going to lie. Okay, I'm down because I've I've never watched it. I hear it's really good and I also don't have Prime. Yeah, I do. I I don't know. I'm more of an anime watcher. Really? I would have guessed that. Oh, I would have guessed that. I would have guessed that. I would have guessed that. So now YOU WANT TO KNOW. I would have cuz I was going That's like my That's what I like Those are follow-up. Okay. Cuz like first you like you got to like you know ease your way into like watching cartoons. You feel me? Like first you got to see the American Dad. Okay. Okay. Yeah, the Invincible. Okay. Okay. That's what I mean. It's going to be a segue to like oh, do you happen to watch Do you feel me? When I was younger, I like never had like actual crushes. I just had like anime crushes.

[00:06:08]So like Yagami was my first crush. Yeah.

[00:06:11]And you said nerd. Yeah, I don't [snorts] watch a lot of like actual shows. Like anime is the one that can kind of just like keep my attention.

[00:06:18]Right. For long I think I have like ADHD or something cuz my attention span is just Not the door. Okay.

[00:06:24]Okay. That's That's good. Um is it good? I don't know.

[00:06:28]All right, YouTube. With Jasmine. Yep.

[00:06:31]She about to eat her first bite of the best food spot of all time, Dave's Hot Chicken.

[00:06:37]And yeah, she going We We going to see how her she reacts. She said it smells spicy.

[00:06:41]>> smell spicy.

[00:06:42]>> seem mad scared. Like she not really bad but >> I am. I don't know. She's Hispanic so like she realistically be good.

[00:06:48]Get serious on um >> so.

[00:06:51]Hey. I don't I feel like I'm going to [ __ ] myself later.

[00:06:55]Um probably. Hopefully not. Cuz Or if you do, hopefully it's not anywhere near me.

[00:07:00]>> Yeah, it's going to burn.

[00:07:02]Coming in the way out. Like one of those. I remember that used to happen to me a lot when I Oh, I was cutting that out. That's gross.

[00:07:08]>> [laughter] >> You ready? Yeah, I'm ready. You got some Oh, she going to eat that sauce. She scary. She immediately went to the sides. That is scary.

[00:07:17]>> mean? Why? You scary. All right. Cuz it's obvious >> cheers or what? You're not going to have sauce? You don't like sauce? I've never had the sauce. I mean like >> What? The sauce is like the best part of like every fast food place.

[00:07:27]>> but like it's probably going to like dull down the spice, right? Oh. Oh, so you have to like flex on camera and be like >> No, I'm resting. No, that's exactly what I'm doing. Cheers.

[00:07:37]>> [laughter] >> Cheers to the big ass.

[00:07:40]I'm ready. Always consistently cook this [ __ ] to perfection.

[00:07:43]Yo, Dave's if you see this sponsor a young N-word on my I come every chance I get. Okay, this is really good actually.

[00:07:50]A little bit spicy, not going to lie.

[00:07:53]The water works are happening, I can't lie.

[00:07:56]Yeah, she's got to kick to it. That's the first bite I ever had.

[00:07:58]It's good. It's good. They They cook that [ __ ] juicy like For a fast food place I was expecting it to be dry.

[00:08:05]>> Yeah, no it's mad. Yeah, no it's That's what I'm saying. And the sauce is good.

[00:08:08]No, the sauce is good. Oh man, this is a free promo. Dave's hit me up, [laughter] man. Come on. I've seen this all over TikTok. I've just never had it. ALL RIGHT, YOUTUBE. I'M GOING TO DO THE INTRO BECAUSE he's camera shy in front of the dude next to us.

[00:08:24]He's Which Mind you, they're still there. Oh wait, there's no one in there.

[00:08:29]Just kidding, there's no one in there.

[00:08:30]So he's just shy for no reason. We just finished the Dave's and out of 10, how was you feeling? Um food-wise, taste-wise, I'm not going to lie, 10 out of 10. Really?

[00:08:40]>> Yes. It was really good. I was expecting Yeah, no you He did He did a good job, okay? He did a good job. Put me on for real, yep. Um What is this? I've never done that before. It's like kisses. Oh, deuces.

[00:08:57]But yeah, out of 10 out of 10? Yeah.

[00:08:59]However, the experience was a was a seven, maybe like a five. I just feel like, you know, I had like seasoning all over my hands. My nose was running the whole time kind of. So definitely would have been more enjoyable to like eat it at home. See, like I see there's six spice levels, right? There's six spice levels. And if I pick one of those spice levels and then my nose starts running, is it their fault or my fault? So um this is spot, it's like an arcade movie spot. So we might like go to the arcade for a bit. Like depending on the movie times. But yeah, you down? Yeah, I'm down. All right, bet. I'm down for whatever.

[00:09:37]Well there's exceptions to that actually.

[00:09:41]So, not whatever. So, not whatever. No, no, no, no.

[00:09:44]But, a movie, yes. A movie's good. A movie's good.

[00:09:46]>> of curiosity, like out of just curiosity, what would those exceptions be?

[00:09:50]There's a lot of exceptions. Okay, name one.

[00:09:54]Like >> Never mind. Actually, I don't think I want to hear it. Never mind. We can >> [laughter] >> We don't cross that path when we get there. But, >> Like a foot massage. That would be an exception.

[00:10:01]>> massage?

[00:10:04]We can go get a foot massages.

[00:10:05]>> You wouldn't give me one? Like personally?

[00:10:08]Am I getting paid? That You're paid in service. Like you get to touch my feet.

[00:10:12]Oh, hell no. All glory to God.

[00:10:16]All glory.

[00:10:17]But, yeah. We could go get a foot massage. I should.

[00:10:22]Do y'all see this? Wait, no. Right there. It literally says foot massage.

[00:10:25]That's insane. That No, that is insane.

[00:10:28]That's like >> Because like I get >> like Wow, that's You don't got like no store name. The store name is literally just foot massage. Like literally.

[00:10:36]Because like what like what prompts you to have like a whole like you could have just called it massage like Only foot massage. That's a good point. You know that Yeah, see. Exactly. Oh my god.

[00:10:47]Someone actually hit me up like for like it was like maybe a couple months ago.

[00:10:50]They're like, "Can I [snorts] like buy pictures of like your feet?" And you said yes? With your face in it? No, I said no. I said no. I'd say yes. If y'all want that, let me know.

[00:11:01]No one wants to see man feet. Man feet are ugly.

[00:11:03]>> Man feet Our feet are pretty.

[00:11:08]You'd know that if you, you know, gave me the massage, bro.

[00:11:11]Yeah, but I'm not trying to see that because I don't have a foot fetish. I'm like Some of y'all girls out there.

[00:11:17]>> haven't seen my feet yet.

[00:11:19]No, I've seen lots of feet and I just But, yeah, YouTube. We about to hit up this arcade. Um probably won't be able to record too much in the arcade because um I don't have a cameraman. So, yes. We can record each other like little bits and pieces. And then we going to watch a movie. Let y'all know how the movie goes. And yeah, it's fun. I'm going to beat you at all the arcade games.

[00:11:37]>> No, you won't.

[00:11:38]Yes, I will.

[00:11:39]>> won't. Especially basketball.

[00:11:41]>> I'M GOOD AT BASKETBALL.

[00:11:44]THAT WAS BAD. THAT WAS BAD. TELL US IF YOU know if you or tell us if you want his his feet pictures, too.

[00:11:50]He's down to sell them.

[00:11:50]>> Sure. I am genuinely down to sell feet.

[00:11:53]No, you can't sell them for a lot of money. That's like that's like the downside.

[00:11:57]Like a foot picture will go for like 15 bucks. That's a lot. 15 bucks to take a photo?

[00:12:03]All right, it's no.

[00:12:05]>> [snorts] >> Anyways, I Anyways, anyways, oh my oh my yo.

[00:12:09]Yeah, you getting excited now.

[00:12:10]>> of touch. Don't actually DM me for foot pics. That was a joke. But um But yeah, we going to we going to get this arcade and then this movie. Yeah, tier one [ __ ] Yippee.

[00:12:21]We're going to get Jasmine's first reaction to the crib. You can walk in now. Hey.

[00:12:27]Okay. Wait, I didn't want to show that.

[00:12:29]Okay. It's nice.

[00:12:31]It's well it's like a little bit messy, you know what I mean? Just a little bit.

[00:12:36]It's nice. It's nice.

[00:12:38]Oh, I'm my bad. I'm my bad.

[00:12:39]>> [laughter] >> It's nice. Um a little bit messy.

[00:12:44]Could be cleaner. There's like things, you know, left out and stuff. But you know, for a dude I'll give you I'll give you kudos cuz I've seen worse. Where do I sit?

[00:12:56]I need you to move so I can sit on the couch. Yeah, sure. All right, take my own. I need my business.

[00:13:01]Yes.

[00:13:02]All right. So, what do you see as [laughter] Oh, we should give you a tour. I'll be a yuppieholic. Oh, okay. Not right now, though, cuz I don't want to take a photo. But maybe later. Um so, what you seen so far? So, we'll we'll get your reaction right now and then we'll get your reaction like um when you come back. Mhm. Um so, like I just tell me what you thinking. Of the crib? Mhm.

[00:13:22]It's nice. It's very homey.

[00:13:25]Is it just you here? No, me and my Dre.

[00:13:28]Oh, you and your mom? Oh, is your mom here? No. Okay. It's good. She and I It's very cute-sy. Um >> Okay.

[00:13:38]It's cute. It's cute. Very homey vibes.

[00:13:40]I was going to say like if it's just a dude living here like this is like spectacular for a guy. Um but he lives with his mom. So >> Shout out mom. Shout out his mom. So she's probably the one keeping it clean >> That is cap. and homey and cozy and comfy.

[00:13:56]>> No, no cap. My crib would have nothing in it like at all. It would just have a bed and a TV. That's what I'm saying.

[00:14:03]Let's all be honest.

[00:14:03]>> She's decorated it really nicely like he's got like baby pictures everywhere.

[00:14:08]You want to show them?

[00:14:09]Right there. You look the same. I can't lie. No, I don't.

[00:14:13]That's cap. Yeah, he does. Yeah, he does. Chat, let me know.

[00:14:17]Chat, your picture Yeah, it hasn't been touched in years.

[00:14:23]Let me know if I got the same face.

[00:14:26]Yeah, you do.

[00:14:27]Yeah, you do.

[00:14:28]>> This [ __ ] do not look like his dad. He looks like you. He do not look like >> It's the exact same face, but go do your business.

[00:14:35]I'll just be here. I'll be yapping about my life.

[00:14:37]>> You want to watch?

[00:14:39]Huh? All right, YouTube.

[00:14:42]I'm at loud. Y'all already know she in the living room while we in the bathroom.

[00:14:46]All right, YouTube. So we got her to the crib. Um That was the objective, but that was a little easy.

[00:14:52]So now I'm going to try to get her to my bed.

[00:14:56]Before the night's over. I'm going to try to get her in my bed.

[00:14:58]Let me know if you think I can do it. I literally have no clue. But yeah, we going to see what happens. I love you all boys. Hope you enjoying the video and tune in later.

[00:15:06]All right. So me and Jasmine, well, one we uh we arrived at the arcade, but we were just having a conversation about like my dating life and such. And um I low-key forgot it. But okay. So she already knows that I've never had a girlfriend and things of that nature.

[00:15:22]Oh, so what I was saying cuz she was asking me like, "Oh, about people like picking up all these girls."

[00:15:27]>> I bought a Ferrari. [music] I'm rich. I ain't rent one.

[00:15:30]And like in my head I'm doing it in like a completely like platonic like friendly manner. Like this is how I see it, right? I'm not I'm not necessarily against dating, but I'm not going to look for it. Like I This is how I see it. I'll like I'll see a girl, we could be friends, and then we could like end up building up from there.

[00:15:48]Hypothetically.

[00:15:50]You know? Yes. Like but like every but I usually go out as friends, you know?

[00:15:54]Yes. Like it could go there if it does, and it hasn't. Never had a girlfriend.

[00:16:01]I'm proud of that. I'm not going to lie.

[00:16:03]Like you could be a really fly like zero percent >> That's what a lot of girls have said. A lot of girls have said that.

[00:16:08]>> [laughter] >> They've also called me a liar. They've completely called me a liar. No, I don't think you're lying cuz you're Again, you just turned 20. So it's like it makes sense. Also, I don't lie.

[00:16:21]Yeah, he's a man of God. True. But I genuinely don't lie cuz like I feel it's really easy.

[00:16:27]And like who li- I don't really like easy. I don't like I don't like like things that are too easy. Cuz like a lot of people DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT ME.

[00:16:34]>> I FEEL I GOT TO DISAGREE on this one. I think lying is hard. Mhm. Lying is very hard. I'm a terrible liar.

[00:16:40]I'm a great liar.

[00:16:43]That's not good.

[00:16:44]>> I'm a fantastic liar. I don't lie though. So are you lying?

[00:16:47]So you could be lying. You could be lying about this whole thing. COULD BE LYING.

[00:16:51]>> [laughter] >> NO, but I don't lie. Because like my thing is like I I really think it's mad easy cuz like my memory is really good.

[00:16:58]Like I'll If I lie to someone, I'll remember exactly what I said cuz it'll be distinct. Mhm. Cuz if I were to lie, it'd be like a one-off thing. So it's really distinct like in my brain like, "Oh, I told them this. Let me like, you know, make sure anything I tell them after that is coherent to that." Yes.

[00:17:11]But I don't lie. So it's like this is past me naturally. And yeah. Oh, I used to lie about my age.

[00:17:18]So, did you lie to me about your age?

[00:17:20]No, definitely 20.

[00:17:23]March 18th, 2006. Back when I was 19, lied about my age every chance I got. I was 18 telling girls I was 25. Oh.

[00:17:32]OH MY GOD.

[00:17:33]>> YEAH, HEY. They would believe the [ __ ] I'm not going to lie. But, um I was 19, I'd tell girls I'm like 22, 23.

[00:17:41]Like just recently, it was back in um I'd believe that. I'd believe 22, 23.

[00:17:46]>> Yeah, I see. I don't think 25. Not 25, that's like A lot of people believe that 25, especially since I'm I'm out in Old Town, like they'll be Yeah, that's fair.

[00:17:55]And I think it's cuz you're tall, too, and you carry yourself like differently than No pink sweats.

[00:18:03]Oh, man. Oh, okay. So, there was this 26-year-old Yes.

[00:18:06]>> this 26-year-old back in like November.

[00:18:09]Oh my god, you're a victim, bro. I told her I was 23 when I was 19 at the time.

[00:18:14]Um Eliza, she was on the channel. She was 24 back when she was feeling the young M word. I was 19. And uh yeah.

[00:18:24]She still doesn't know, that's fire.

[00:18:26]But, yeah. You might Oh, man, I named y'all. She might know who she is.

[00:18:31]>> [snorts] >> Oh, yeah, hopefully you do. Cool. Never mind. Eliza? Um no. You just forget that name, you know what I mean?

[00:18:38]I don't know I don't know who Eliza is, so That's good. Yeah, I guess there is like an age gap between y'all, so hopefully not. Yeah. [snorts] Um if you do, I never said this. Mhm.

[00:18:48]Stays between us and the viewers.

[00:18:52]My dog.

[00:18:53]All the same, I didn't But, yeah, we going to go to this arcade, might show some clips, and then we going to watch the Mario movie, and tell y'all how we feel about it. And you guys probably mad fun. Yippee. That's dope.

[00:19:04]>> Well, because the Mario Sorry, I got to ramble. The Mario movie, apparently, he's like I've heard some really bad reviews on it, and low-key on Rotten Tomatoes, it's got really bad reviews, too. But But, I've heard a lot of good things.

[00:19:16]Like, it's got some references in there.

[00:19:19]Like, I don't know, people really like it.

[00:19:21]>> Yeah, that's all I had to say. Okay.

[00:19:23]But, yeah, we're going to let y'all know. Um hope y'all are enjoying the video. Shout out Jasmine. Um and yeah.

[00:19:31]All right, YouTube. We just watched the >> [laughter] >> We just watched the Mario movie. As you can see, she's all energetic. She obviously loved it.

[00:19:39]Um and yeah. Out of 10, what you thinking? Um there were definitely a couple times where I dozed off a little bit.

[00:19:48]But, it was good. It was good. It was [clears throat] like It was like an eight out of 10. I I got lost a little bit, but that might just be like I'm slow. Yeah, no. Yeah, eight out of 10 is a good rating. I'm not going to lie, for like what it is, it was a fun watch.

[00:19:59]Yes. It was a fun watch. It was entertaining. It didn't like >> stuck in a theater with a bunch of kids, though. Like, they were crying and slimy and like coughing and But, like, overall, the movie I don't feel like it like dragged on or anything. Like, not too much. Like, everything >> Yeah, they didn't They paced it well.

[00:20:15]Not OD. They paced it well. They did They did a good But, anyways, before we end this vid, we going to do a little room tour. I mean, we going to show Jasmine around.

[00:20:24]Show me around. So, right now, we got the kitchen.

[00:20:27]Okay. Okay, kitchen.

[00:20:30]This is where he cooks and [ __ ] >> Never cooked in my life. Can you cook?

[00:20:34]No.

[00:20:35]You can't?

[00:20:36]>> No, we're we're both >> Okay, so we we we both cook. We going to As time goes on, we going to learn together. Yes, let's do it. Let's do it.

[00:20:44]I actually need to cook, but I'm scared of salmonella.

[00:20:47]Oh, salmonella? Oh, that's like stereotyping. No, it really is. Follow the stereotypes. Mhm. First, she can't handle her spice, and she can't cook. I can handle my spice. That's not true.

[00:20:58]That is not true. Oh oh, we got the couch, the the living room. We got a TV right here.

[00:21:04]Watch Netflix. Oh, I fixed YOUR PICTURE FRAME. YOU DID? YES, DID. Thank you.

[00:21:09]Yeah, you're welcome.

[00:21:10]I was saying we should throw a party. We should throw a rager in here.

[00:21:13]A rager of like five people. There's not >> [laughter] >> Not that many people would fit in this [ __ ] I'm not going to lie. Uh we got the bathroom.

[00:21:22]This is where all the um the bathroom stuff happens.

[00:21:26]Like [ __ ] and such.

[00:21:33]And then Oh, you have a scale.

[00:21:35]Oh oh oh oh oh I'm a skinny queen. Hell yeah.

[00:21:41]Is it on?

[00:21:42]Bye, big bike. You see? Actually, it's not big at all.

[00:21:46]No, I I I Okay, you skinny. Wait, are we going to dinner or what? I realistically should be 170, but it just didn't happen yet.

[00:21:55]>> Skinny waist? We going to >> Is your waist smaller than mine?

[00:21:59]Okay.

[00:22:03]I got to be I got to be That's all that came to me. Hold on. I promise you I was looking at my I was looking at my phone this morning and I was like, "Yo, bro, I'm anorexic. I'm dead ass." Bro, it was like, "Yo, Chad, I have a I've been straight Dave's and candy and that's all, bro. It's bad."

[00:22:17]>> That's true. I love fried chicken. Hello, bloated.

[00:22:20]>> No, my first meal was unironically Dave's, bro. I'm not going to lie. But this is the bed.

[00:22:25]Um Yeah.

[00:22:27]I'm not going to lie. My bed mad comfy.

[00:22:29]4:00 in the night over. I'm trying to get in my bed.

[00:22:34]Ooh.

[00:22:35]That did not sound good. [music] Well, that did That sounds springy. It don't sound comfy.

[00:22:42]It sounds springy. I was expecting like memory foam, like something bougie, like a mattress.

[00:22:48]>> world would my [ __ ] be all this still so A purple mattress. Oh, holy is a little too close. A little purple mattress. That's what I have. A purple mattress? No, not a purple mattress, like a memory foam, like This is like all spring. Okay. I'm going to I'm going to get her the all >> [laughter] >> Pause.

[00:23:13]So what I was saying was oh, when's my room tour going to happen?

[00:23:18]Huh?

[00:23:20]Oh, in my room? Mhm. The memory foam purple. Purple my favorite color.

[00:23:24]>> [sighs and gasps] >> Well, it's not actually purple. Oh. I was saying you should have a purple mattress. I have like a regular just like memory foam. I just realized yo, Chad, she got her shoes on in my crib.

[00:23:34]Oh, I'm so sorry.

[00:23:35]Four for four, bro. This is funny. MY BAD. MY BAD.

[00:23:40]NAH, [gasps] DO YOU BE DOING [laughter] THAT?

[00:23:42]Shoes in my room? Mhm.

[00:23:45]Yeah, look. I can't I I'll wear the I'll wear the Birkenstocks sometimes.

[00:23:50]>> Honestly, it's not a big deal. I just thought it was funny. What did Oh, your shoes are up. I should have I should have taken the the cue. I'm sorry. No.

[00:23:57]Cuz you're so socially aware.

[00:23:58]>> genuinely genuinely smooth. I just like I just thought it was funny. But um what's it called?

[00:24:03]>> Leaving bad impressions one after another.

[00:24:05]>> Four for four. FOUR FOR FOUR.

[00:24:08]FIRST ONE BURPED. Second one burped.

[00:24:11]Third one tripping. Fourth one shoes in the crib shoes in the shoes in the room, Chad.

[00:24:18]But yeah, [snorts] let's do a room >> Shoes in the room is not as bad as burping in your face.

[00:24:23]No, real [ __ ] No. Like that's that's like that's like minimal. Okay, that's like >> nasty, just that.

[00:24:30]Yeah.

[00:24:31]Talking about the burping. Oh.

[00:24:33]I was going to say me mind you your underwear is like literally out in front of me like in your laundry basket.

[00:24:40]Like what was I supposed to do? Like yo, you don't wait, you don't have like a dirty clothes pile?

[00:24:45]I do, but like I keep it hidden from strangers.

[00:24:49]Shocked on.

[00:24:53]Well, anyways, burping your underwears.

[00:24:56]That's a good point. What y'all y'all think is worse?

[00:24:58]Bomb. Anyways, [laughter] that's going to do it for the vid. First time hanging out with Jasmine, even though it doesn't feel like it. Um We're like besties. And chat, it was this moment right here where I knew she was the one, bro. Like I didn't even have to call her my best friend. She called me her best friend first, yo.

[00:25:17]Yo, it's just in the cards, bro. It's just the one, bro. It's the one.

[00:25:22]>> No, real stuff? No, BEST >> SAYING NO BESTIES.

[00:25:26]>> [screaming] >> BUT UM BUT YEAH, LET me know if you want to see more Jasmine on the channel. And yeah, that's going to do it for the vid.

[00:25:32]Yo, what's the goal? I told you I had one goal for this vid. Mhm. Was to get you to the crib. Okay. Cuz mind you, you're a stranger. Like well Wait, wait, wait, wait. Right. So, I had no clue.

[00:25:41]Like I I told you I I had no clue if you was going to go in the car. So, [laughter] I was like So, in my head it was like really a big challenge. I was like, oh oh yo, how am I going to be able to get her to the crib? Blah, blah, blah. And then once you got to the crib, I was like, damn, that was mad easy. So, I went to the bathroom and told him, okay, my second goal is to get her on my bed.

[00:25:58]Wow, that's wild.

[00:26:02]But yeah, [snorts] so we got it done, chat. Uh yeah, let me know if you want to see more Jasmine. And um yeah.

[00:26:08]Yeah. Bye.

[00:26:09]>> First vid, how was it? Yeah, I did have fun. It was a really fun time. You know, it feels like we've been besties forever. Mhm. However, we did spend the entire day together and I'm tired.

[00:26:20]Tired. Yep. But yeah, we'll make sure get another vlog soon.

[00:26:25]So, you reached your goals with me.

[00:26:26]That's crazy. That's You said it was easy, too. Okay, the crib one was easy just simply easier than I expected cuz it was our first time. You feel me?

[00:26:38]It was just easier than I expected. It's just like it just happened. Like it's just a natural thing. It didn't feel like >> That's why you were chatting to yourself in the bathroom. I was like, this man was like, yes, I did.

[00:26:48]He was not that slick. Well, yo, know, if I was on like the phone?

[00:26:52]Well, I I was like >> whispering. Damn she got that ass heard me. That's fraud.

[00:26:56]>> Well, yeah, cuz you said put on Netflix on the TV. I'm like I'm going to see what this man saying.

[00:27:01]That's why I was like no, I'll just I'll just bring it on my phone. See, I'm not that dumb.

[00:27:06]Okay, she caught on. She caught on.

[00:27:09]>> [laughter] >> It seemed like I had like a a goal or agenda. No.

[00:27:12]>> Exactly. So, it was natural. It's just natural stuff.

[00:27:16]Right. Right. But anyways, yeah, hope y'all enjoyed Jasmine. Let me know if you want to see more of her on the channel. I'll try to get it done assuming she wants to. And yeah, love y'all boys.

[00:27:26]>> [gasps] >> Bye.