Another Chin Bites The Dust

Added: 2026-05-23

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[00:00:38]>> Yeah, we do. Uh, FOLKS back at it, baby via Zoom. Bob Gucci in New York. Jay Swiss tapping in from a undisclosed two-bedroom stabbing cabin.

[00:00:53]Yeah, man. Nobody's paying. Um, I was looking at our bank statement the other And when are these guys going to pay?

[00:00:59]When are they going to pay? Who's paying? No one's paying.

[00:01:02]>> And I don't know why they're not paying.

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[00:01:24]>> We love your brand. We love your league.

[00:01:27]We love your chew. We love your gambling sites. We love everything, man. And I just want to say shout out to the PLL.

[00:01:33]It's a it's a off a rather off weekend for them and they're not playing this week. They're not swinging their wrenches. So that's all I'm going to say. I love this league and good luck moving forward. My San Diego Red Wrenches have the weekend off. I'm sure they will be somewhere in the guts of Mission Beach or Pacific Beach in San Diego. Bob enjoying a few fine Pzners.

[00:01:58]And speaking of Pzners, how do we not have a beer deal? We don't have a liquor deal. Like, we have a bunch of alcoholics that are cokeheads in our chat. How do we not have a beer deal?

[00:02:08]>> How do we not have a beer deal? How do we not have a dust deal? And how do we not have a rehab deal? I mean, what you want to The whole point of promoting is you get people addicted to stuff and then you provide the solution. It's just like 1800 Gambler is probably owned by DraftKings. It's a never- ending wheel of money and that's exactly what big pharma does. It's exactly what the military does. It's it's, you know, and also it's Memorial Day. Shout out to the troops that we lost back in the day who were fighting the bad guys. And now, not to take anything away from today's troops, but now war is about clout. It's about money. Back then it was about defeating the bad guys. So, yeah. Switch just like, you know, I I don't know how we don't have these deals. I don't know how people don't see our other advertisements and realize that we're guys that can really take your brand above and beyond and we're going to triple your network. We're going to quadruple it. We're going to flirt with your wife a little bit sometimes at the company dinners. That's okay.

[00:03:00]>> Oh, it's it's perfect. I mean, what's better than group stuff? Threesomes are awesome. Uh but you make a good point.

[00:03:07]The 1800 gambler is for sure owned by DraftKings. And I've actually had guys call that number before and it ends up just being a full-on like sex line. Like you you end up just having phone sex.

[00:03:20]What?

[00:03:21]>> Yeah. Yeah. You like, are they are you addicted? They're like you're like kind of. And then she's like, well, do you are you naked? And you're like, yeah.

[00:03:30]And then it just kind of transpires from there. So what I'm saying is DraftKings and these companies, DraftKings is not paying us yet. So, I hope they don't see this, but when we do get into contract negotiations, hopefully they kind of just skim by this episode. But I want to say, you know, for for DraftKings, like that's so smart. It's genius because you have someone that's addicted to gambling, right? And then you come over the top with your 1800 line and you have a lady on the other line somewhere outside of Bali or Indonesia ready to have phone sex with a guy in a bad spot.

[00:04:01]And now, >> you like that, honey?

[00:04:02]>> Right. And now you're back addicted to gambling because you had a positive experience with the DraftKings 1-800 line. They tell you, "Yeah, you might have a problem, but they distract you again with getting your nut." So, it's smart, man. It's >> I know a guy that called and they were like, "Just stop making parlays." Like, parlays is how Vegas makes the most money. Just do straight bets. So, they were just helping him. I I'm sure there's like a bunch of different methods they do, but you bring up a good point about phone sex. Like phone sex is actually kind of nails. Especially back in the day when there was no wireless and there was no Bluetooth. Like you had to hold the phone up like while you're doing all this canoodling over a phone with like you said some chick in Indonesia that's probably a guy. Uh it just so nails that they would take out commercials too. Like I remember like before I went to bed as a kid you'd see a commercial. like 1800 sex and you call it >> and they're like, "Oh, what are you wearing right now?" And you you're like, "I'm wearing Runescape themed pajama pants and a Hot Wheels shirt."

[00:05:08]>> Well, that Well, that's a thing. It was I mean, that was the LG flip phone era.

[00:05:13]And that's when actually porn wasn't as big, right? Porn was just getting going.

[00:05:16]I think porn is Brazers. I think I'm wearing I got the hat right now.

[00:05:20]Established in 2004. So, You know, you got to think in 2004, guys like us, I mean, we were basically 20 years old at that point, you know? I mean, if you're really numbers, we were 12, 13, 14 years old. So, like phone sex was really big when you were in middle school and you had that LG flip phone and people forget that those phones didn't have speaker phone like you said. So, you'd literally have to hold it up your left unless you went oppo taco and you were a southpaw and you cranked your hose with the left and then so you got going at once and >> and that's modern day juggling to be honest. Yeah. And not only that, think about it. You had to hold up the phone, listen to what she's saying. She's like, "Oh my god, [ __ ] honey. You You have boyfriend, honey." And then with your other ear, you have to listen and make sure no one's coming. So, it's kind of like a penguin. I don't know if you know this, penguins have uh they can fall asleep, but they have only half of their brain is asleep and the other half is awake uh sensing predators. It's actually pretty crazy. You can look that up. But you basically had to do the same thing when you're having like when you're phone whacking cuz you can't have someone walk you can't have your wife walk in and like you know there's oil everywhere and there's someone on the other line and ends up being her sister and you're like I don't even know she worked there.

[00:06:32]>> Yeah. Then you get then you get oil on your phone too and that's always tough to get off man. It's like getting gasoline on your shirt or your hands. It just seems to never come off. And then you have that uh that oil >> movie theater popcorn.

[00:06:44]>> It's like movie theater popcorn butter.

[00:06:46]It is, man. But it's Yeah, it's it's gross. But speaking of oil, crazy down here, Scottdale, breaking news. You know, there's a bikini beans being built in North Scottsdale.

[00:06:57]>> No.

[00:06:58]>> Oh yeah.

[00:06:59]>> Oh my god.

[00:07:00]>> Drove by yesterday. It's like Thunderbird and Scottdale Road. So pretty. I'm not going to give away docs where I'm at, but you know, within striking distance.

[00:07:12]I don't have to go all the way to Tempe for Bikini Beans. remember the first time, my first experience ever. We were going to a Phoenix Coyotes game, me and you together. No diddy. And I'm like, Bob, we got to stop at Bikini Beans. And as we get there, it was a cloudy day, overcast. It starts raining as we're in the drive-thru, and the girls run inside or they already inside. And I'm like, "Oh my god, we don't even get to see any tits as I order my mac mocha frappuccino or my Americano with a little bit of cold foam." That was crazy, man. So, I'm excited to go see it. I mean, are they hot?

[00:07:50]>> Are you? Yeah. I wanted my Chica Chino that day, too. It's like it should be mandatory rain or shine. They're out there. But, I will say this, the coffee is actually good. So, for any of you fellas that are locked down in relationships and stuff like that and your girl's like, "Why do you have a Bikini Bean cup in the cup holder of your car?" The coffee is good. It actually is good coffee. But yeah, I'm excited to go. I I'll go there. I I think Bikini Beans, their stock went down a little bit after that guy self shuttered.

[00:08:16]>> Yeah, >> I don't know if people know about that in the chat. Yeah, a guy drove through bikini beans um with no pants on and like it's not I don't know if this is funny or not, but the girl knew he was coming. I guess he was doing this on the regular like he would come like three times a day and wear >> come or just come to Bikini >> probably both. Probably both.

[00:08:38]>> But the one girl recorded him and then the guy actually self shuttered his own shin because he was so embarrassed. And then people like I think that put a dark cloud over Bikini Beans, but it's back, man. Yeah, I'll I'll go through there, get some coffee, look at some ladies for sure, >> right?

[00:08:56]>> Of course. Yeah. I mean, it's that's that's the whole business model. And the other thing I heard too is that Hooters is now going to a more familyoriented establishment. I mean, that's not going to work. I mean, what are we talking about? They're going from like literally their ground and pound of, you know, America of showing tits and a little bit of ass out of those skimpy orange shorts to now they're going to try to be like an Applebee's. THE THING WHAT I WOULD >> THE THING I would propose to Hooters, >> all right, if Hooters is listening, you should have, you know, how back in the day you used to have a smoking section and a non-smoking section at restaurants. At Hooters, there should be a topless section and a top on section.

[00:09:42]So, you enter this room and maybe the prices for stuff is a little bit more expensive. It's almost like a Magic City but a restaurant. So, you can have a stripper pull in there. You're serving wings. Um, it's X-rated. But on the other side of the ball, the other side of the restaurant, you got booths.

[00:09:59]You're doing family stuff. We have Nickelodeon on. You know what I mean?

[00:10:02]How about that? I think that's the way because dude, you go I mean the let's the food is dog [ __ ] Like you can't go full familyfriendly. Place is [ __ ] horrible.

[00:10:12]>> So they're fully covering up. I don't get it. Like they're changing the cuz Yeah.

[00:10:15]>> So they're changing the costumes of the girls.

[00:10:17]>> Oh yeah. A bunch of guys.

[00:10:19]>> They're going to be wearing like Thomas PCI turtlenecks.

[00:10:22]>> That's not going to work. We I mean we saw what happened with the ice boys and the ice girls. Like the NHL viewership went way down when they switched to Ice Boys. Like I don't understand how Hooters is going to take away the Hooters. Like that's kind of like >> a little bit ridicul. That's like having brazers and taking away the porn.

[00:10:38]>> Yeah. It's like going from hardcore to softcore porn. It's just not going to work. You're not going to, you know, bleep out wrenches or tits or you're not going to just have people making out.

[00:10:46]No, we want we want missionary. This is America. The funniest thing about Hooters, though, is is when you walk in there, it's just a bunch of single, lonely, angry, mildly depressed dudes all sitting just by themselves at the bar. That's the that's the coolest part about Hooters because when you walk in there, you know, it's it's every guy trying to thinking they got a shot at the waitress or the bartender, but that might not be the case. No. And like every guy is there for one reason, right? Like dudes want one thing. And a lot of guys, you know, you could pretend you want that wholesome family and you're going to do the whole Christmas card thing and you're all going to go on a cruise and you look good on paper, but at the end of the day, hey man, dudes like titties. So, I like your idea of having kind of that split decision down the middle. Maybe it's a curtain. It's kind of like the first class on a plane with the pigeon deck. And if you want to, you know, you want to uh get a little bit you you want to see some buffalo wings on some boobs. Uh >> it's going to be a little bit more of a service charge. I like that idea. I I I hate the remodel for Hooters, though. It just I think that's a massive issue as two guys that run a business ourselves, >> right? Not a successful one, but do run a business. Yeah, it's all about running a business. Doesn't matter if it's making money or not, >> right? I would say, yeah, that that curtain though, I don't I don't want that curtain. I want it to be like as thin as like a bandana you'd buy at a truck stop. You know what I mean? I don't want like some thread count of a curtain where it's like blackout shades.

[00:12:13]No, I I want the kids to be able to at least hear what's going on on the other side just to spark curiosity, man.

[00:12:20]Because I think at the end of the day, we were all dying to get to our first strip club, right? Whether you're 8 years old or or 12 or >> 18, we we all couldn't wait to that was one of my life goals, man, is if I make it to see a strip club, dude. Man, >> that's clean living.

[00:12:38]>> Oh, it was definitely a big deal. I don't like them now because they're scamming. They're just, you know, they take you, but like that as a kid, you grow up wanting to walk in there and see a set of boobs. Like I think I saw my first black chick in a strip club, man.

[00:12:53]It mean it means something for sure.

[00:12:55]It's like it's like a bar mitzvah for when the Jewish guys you like become a man. It's like if you don't really have a religion, you're agnostic or whatever the [ __ ] you are, diabetic, you you kind of like that's a definitely a pivotal moment is walking into that strip club with your uncle and you know, wow, this is what it's all about, man.

[00:13:12]>> It's great, dude. Yeah, it's it's bonding is what it is. You know what I mean? Like your your cool uncle takes you there or you know it's your an older teammate or whoever, dude. Maybe you just sneak in there. Yeah, that's that's life-changing. It really is.

[00:13:26]>> Yeah. I don't like that. Oh man, that sucks. I don't like that.

[00:13:30]Why are they rebranding like that? Just >> Well, that's what I was saying because well, the thing about Hooters is I was thinking I was really thinking about it last night and so the reason why the model originally worked, right, is because you had Hooters in places where chicks had massive racks and they were decent looking. You look at the first ever Hooters, it was in Clearwater Beach, Florida, just outside of Tampa Bay. And then they expanded to the guts of Daytona Beach, Jacksonville, and you know, you can get away on the silicone belt of still some pretty good jammers.

[00:14:02]But then you overextend yourself and you end up in places like Fargo, North Dakota, where we sat at the Buffalo Wild Wings. Well, politely, you know, it's just not going to work there. Because how many women, conservative women, and the good-looking ones of North Dakota want to go put their nukes on display when it's negative -40 degrees out? I mean, it's like walking in the frozen food section. your nipples are constantly be hard and then it's just weird and then like it's small town stuff so your dad's buddy walks in and now he's hitting on you. You know what I mean? It's just a weird concept. So I think that's where Hooters went a little bit chin over shin Bob is when they went into the middle of America and they thought the same concept would work in every single town because clearly you know you just can't get away with that in places like you know Shabboan Wisconsin >> for sure. And also, let's be real here.

[00:14:51]You have to the evaluation to become a Hooters's waitress, you know? You can't, and I want to put this like politely, you you can't be a fat disgusting [ __ ] And that's just a part of it. And I think with the lifation of what happened over the past 5 years, they got away from the business model of hot chicks.

[00:15:09]Hey, if you're not hot, you can't work here. I mean, [ __ ] we deal with stuff like that. Like, you're not good enough for this. You're not, you know, you're ugly or whatever the case may be. or you're you sound like [ __ ] or whatever.

[00:15:20]It's just a part of the job. Like you just have to be hot. So if you're going to open up a Hooters in Tulsa, Oklahoma, it's like it's slim pickings out there.

[00:15:27]You're going to have to bust in some chicks from Dallas or something just to get that place off the ground.

[00:15:32]>> Yeah. I mean, it's just like I said, I I And then you got competitors, too, right? There's always someone coming up the pipeline. And then Twin Peaks showed up, right? and and they had colder beer and they had bigger nukes because they were some originally Twin Peaks, I mean they took out a loan from US Bank and they just installed a bunch of bigger cans on all of their employees and you know they got a a grant um I believe it was >> it was George W. Bush was in office at the time and they got like I think it was like $10 million for just straight silicone fees.

[00:16:03]>> Yeah. And the thing about Twin Peaks, too, is they do emphasize the caboose.

[00:16:06]Like I feel like Hooters were very 90s, very titty oriented. Uh Twin Peaks, I did notice this when I've been in there a few times.

[00:16:15]>> They do emphasize the back porch as well as the front porch. So that's one thing that they they really hit the market for ass guys, which is why you see a lot of black dudes in there and a lot of minorities. Whereas Hooters is more of that Harley-Davidson kind of white guy, that trucker. um somebody that's not a pet not afraid to pay $25 for a BJ at a truck stop. So it's like yeah there's there is that's a great point you make.

[00:16:40]There is more competition for Hooters, but >> the fact that they kicked down the door and they were able to serve those wings with those babes like oh man like you it's just a classic staple. You hate to see them bend the knee.

[00:16:56]>> I would say yeah you're right. I mean, Twin Peaks, they went out and recruited more two-way forwards, you know what I mean? People that could play on defensive side of the puck and also insert themselves offensively where, >> you know, at the time, Hooters was just looking for goal scorers. They're looking for like Ovetkin just over there on the left side of the flank. Just put their tits out and you don't have to do much. You can be pretty one-dimensional.

[00:17:18]You don't have to have a great face. I mean, you know, respectfully, a lot of times those women in there have, you know, they're a little bit seasoned, if you will. you know, kind of look like a Rawlings catcher myth, you know, just kind of little tan and but hey, >> um this isn't a women's shaming show and I do appreciate what they're doing.

[00:17:36]>> But yeah, sometimes it just wasn't real perfect over there at Hooters cuz you know the spray-on tans and the leather face, >> but Twin Peaks, man, they went out and they got a couple chicks that were, you know, contending for the Selki playing good defense. Um, gun to your chin. I mean, none of them sponsor us, but I think Hooters has a cooler logo, right, than Twin Peaks?

[00:17:59]>> By far. By far. Twin Peaks. You kind of have to really think about the pun of the Twin Peaks, you know? It's like the the the way the the boobs are like there's one peak and then there's two peaks. Hooters >> kind of, you know, they're Hooters. Like that was a big thing. Like guys would call breast hooters in the 90s and stuff like look at those set of look at that set of Hooters. You know, you walk into a DMV and you know, it's >> I know it's a long line. But >> Twin Peaks is so funny that it just reminds me of like who was the nerd that thought it was so funny to name the Grand Tetons the Grand Tetons. You know what I mean? That's so funny cuz you know you >> I've never even heard of that.

[00:18:40]>> Really? It's outside of uh Jackson, Wyoming. Yeah. It's national park and it's like these two big peaks essentially twin peaks but they're the Grand Tetons and it's just two titties just hanging out there. So it's pretty funny that you know some horny guy like back in the day just named the Grand Tetons the Grand Titties and just got away with it.

[00:19:01]>> Yeah. I mean dudes are just nuts. Dudes are just built like that. I was walking through the airport and there was a guy doing construction in Sky Harbor actually and some lady ahead of me walked by and the guy like looked directly at her ass and he JUST GOES, "GOD DAMN." Like out loud.

[00:19:19]>> Um, I'll do it again and you guess what he Ready. So the girl walks by and he goes, "God damn damn, baby." Yeah.

[00:19:29]>> Brothers are so good at hitting on chicks in public, man. They really are.

[00:19:33]cuz it's just it's so straightforward.

[00:19:36]It's something that white guys just white guys will creepily look back and do the double take like they're playing a twoon-one against Malcolin and Crosby just like like that.

[00:19:45]>> Yeah. But in their pockets, >> brothers will literally take off their glasses, take off their hat, >> just like >> they'll fade away like that. Yeah, they'll be like they'll fade away and they'll get all the angles in of how like they can they can really like no one can look at a set of no one can look like an ass uh and analyze it like a black dude and they'll be saying like the craziest stuff. It's not breaking news, but they'll be like, "Damn, baby.

[00:20:12]I want to put some maple syrup on that ass and >> [ __ ] like pancake.

[00:20:16]>> Take you to Waffle House and put some whipped cream on that thing, baby. Shake that thing for me one time." But they'll literally >> shake shake that thing for me one time, baby. They'll literally It's like they're hitting a fadeaway mid-range jump shot when a hot chick walks by.

[00:20:30]They're just like like sliding away and like almost will like hit it with a finish.

[00:20:36]>> Yeah. They'll be horizontal by the end of it. Like the way they drive the cars.

[00:20:39]>> Yeah.

[00:20:40]>> Yeah.

[00:20:40]>> It's like they taking a charge with a guy coming down the lane. They're just like, you know, damn.

[00:20:44]>> Hey, what's up, baby? I'm looking for a white tiger.

[00:20:48]>> Oh, looking for black panther.

[00:20:50]>> Looking for a snow bunny, baby.

[00:20:52]>> I'm a black panther looking for a white tiger. You looking like a You looking like a [ __ ] >> I'm a packet >> I'm a packet of cocoa mix, baby. And I'm looking for some milk for this chocolate.

[00:21:02]>> Yeah, give me that thing. I mean, I want that milky, not that silky. I want >> And then white guys, >> white guys will be like, um, how? And then just take a upskirt picture of them.

[00:21:14]>> Yeah. They'll be like, so what what's your order at at at Starbucks? And then like, yeah, literally just take a picture of them and then the girl will call him out and then just run away.

[00:21:22]It's like, what was that? When a when a brother will literally like slide up on him, you know, like kind of just do that [ __ ] walk to him and like >> what you got all that ass in that jeans.

[00:21:34]>> I love when they say that.

[00:21:36]>> You got seven of mankind on godamn baby.

[00:21:39]Where you going with all that?

[00:21:43]>> Love when they say where you where you going with all that? Where what do you mean? I'm just I'm hanging out at a coffee shop. Where where you going with that? Oh, you too be you be This was a good one, too. Oh, [ __ ] baby. You be too fine to be up in here.

[00:21:58]>> You're at a g You're at a gas station.

[00:21:59]She's like filling up her pump. Too fine to be at a shell at 8 in the morning.

[00:22:04]>> I like when they go, "What you doing with all that?"

[00:22:06]>> Yeah.

[00:22:07]>> What you doing with all that bad day?

[00:22:10]>> How you have Asian guys are big upskirt guys, too, though. Like on the subway.

[00:22:14]>> Oh, yeah. 100%. We Asian guys will have that Android that like bends so you can fit it in your pocket like you know a Google Pixel on those phones. They'll be like extending it and like going down and >> getting the picture. I I never understood upskirt pictures but >> out of all the races out there, I think the most niche race that someone could be attracted to, and this might sound racist, but it's just my it's an honest show and this is my thoughts. I think the most niche race for a women to like would be an Asian guy. Huh. Like because they have very distinct fe features. You know what I mean? Flat forehead, small nose, usually like 57 standing on their wallet. Um, generally skinny. Like it's just like a I think it's like a niche.

[00:23:00]Like it's like, you know, a very niche person. Like >> are you saying for American women to like them?

[00:23:05]>> Exactly. Yep. Just like a white woman.

[00:23:08]Basic ass white woman.

[00:23:10]you know, >> Indian guys make smart or make sense because, you know, they're generally smart. They're probably a doctor. Uh, their family's probably in oil. Like, Indian people always, if they're in America, they always have money. It's just is what it is.

[00:23:24]>> So, >> I don't know. What about the guys that work at 7-Eleven, though?

[00:23:27]>> Well, that's Canada.

[00:23:30]>> That's Toronto. Yeah. I don't I don't know. I get I mean, Asian dudes are really smart. I feel like, though, I feel like they're pretty smart guys.

[00:23:37]They're more mathematical, though.

[00:23:39]Yeah, they're more uh systemsbased.

[00:23:42]You're right.

[00:23:43]>> Yeah. Or they own like a chain of like Chinese food places and stuff. That's how my town is. Like all the Chinese food places are owned by one family.

[00:23:50]They're balling out of control.

[00:23:52]>> Yeah. Well, I feel like a lot of times too, like Asian people that are over in the US also have a ton of money from somewhere back home. You know what I mean? Like it's like a lot of times they don't even work over here. It's just like they just go to Vegas and do dust over Chinese New Year.

[00:24:07]>> Chain smoke. Yeah. The thing about the thing about uh Asian guy, like Asian guys, you could tell their body I think their body is actually sneakily built better though. Like you'll never hear about an Asian person that got cancer and they'll chain smoke the whole time.

[00:24:23]>> Yeah.

[00:24:23]>> Like do you think that's cuz they do acupuncture though?

[00:24:28]>> No, I don't think acupuncture works. You ever did acu Have you ever done that?

[00:24:32]>> Yeah, I have.

[00:24:33]>> Oh, I do not like it.

[00:24:35]>> Oh yeah, dude. I went to a I remember I had a sprained ankle like 3 weeks before a training camp cuz I was just working out with this absolute meat stick in LA and I did like a standing long jump on a single leg and I sprained my ankle and I had like two weeks before camp and my ankle was [ __ ] So he sent me this this guy that actually worked out at the gym I was at. He was a Korean guy. He sent me to Korea Town and he had this like specialist put like acupuncture in my ankle and then like a hot rock on it.

[00:25:03]Like it was almost like a piece of woo.

[00:25:05]And I'm telling you, bro, I don't know if it was placebo effect or whatnot, but I was better in a week. It's crazy. That was the only time I ever did it.

[00:25:12]>> I did it for my ankle, too, actually, by the way, before they knew I needed surgery. But the problem is they did it all the way like I had the acupuncture needles like in my neck all the way like all over my body. It was weird cuz I was like had to basically be naked.

[00:25:26]>> Yeah.

[00:25:26]>> And the lady administering it, she was a she was like a large woman and I was like I don't I don't know. It just didn't feel right to me. Like I like when the doctor is a dude and I know it's been a hot topic to call me gay on the internet recently because after last episode when I told people that I picked up a sea shell and put it in my luggage and took it home. My DMs are just all dudes calling me gay. But I will say I'm way more comfortable with a male doctor.

[00:25:53]>> Really?

[00:25:54]>> For sure. Yeah. I don't >> getting a physical or just in general?

[00:25:58]>> In general. I just don't I don't you you know like especially as a white especially if I'm wearing these if I look like this and I walk in there they can accuse me of anything and I feel like I'm guilty. I I got a physical from a Asian woman actually at a grocery store before Arizona Division 9 club hockey and it was like it I don't know.

[00:26:18]I just didn't like it. I don't know.

[00:26:19]>> They get physicals at Safeway?

[00:26:22]>> Yep. Yeah. They had those one of those little minute clinic things.

[00:26:25]>> Where is that? Is that just like off the back of like where the 2% milk is?

[00:26:30]>> Um, I don't remember exactly where it was in the store, but it was kind of weird. It was no tug, >> all rub. There was no rub, but they do have to do stuff to your balls.

[00:26:40]>> Yeah.

[00:26:40]>> You got cough test.

[00:26:42]>> Yeah. See, the thing is is when you when you have a a male doctor and you got to pull your pants down, it's just so awkward, man. You know, like >> I've never had to do that. That guy's like looking away and he's kind of just like, you know, he's kind of like just like jiggling your balls, you know what I mean? It's like almost like a a guy on the corner of the street in Harlem with just jiggling some dice. Like it's kind of weird, man. And then he's not trying to look, but he's looking and then he you know, if you didn't fluff up before, you're like, damn, like my reg looks kind of small. Like it's just it's kind of weird. And then you're like, is that gay? It's like it's just weird, dude. I don't know.

[00:27:14]>> Yeah. I mean, it dep I guess it depends what you're going to the doctor. And then if there's a guy like if you're like a little bit, you know, you got some blood flow in there, say you do or you don't, like then it's like, dude, what is going on? Like I don't know.

[00:27:25]It's just weird, man.

[00:27:27]>> It's weird general.

[00:27:28]>> I like why do you I can feel my own nuts. Just just tell me what I'm I'm looking for and I'll be fine. It was always so weird when you when you because you have to do it once a year at training camp. It's like fella, like come on. Or I actually recently just got a physical too because I do like one one a year annually and that was it's just weird. It's like >> So, how many guys How many guys do you think in your hockey career have touched your balls?

[00:27:53]>> Just depends where you are. I mean, every team you go to is there's a different dock. So, if you're with an organization for x amount of years, it's probably the same guy that's senior wrench or if you go to a new team or if you're in the jungle, it just depends.

[00:28:07]You know, >> that would be a factor for me in getting traded, too. Like, I wouldn't want to have to go to a new doctor to touch my balls. Like, I would, you know, a new guy touch my D. It's like, >> yeah, it's just weird. I don't know.

[00:28:18]That's a weird process. I don't they I feel like they should just just take that away from physicals. Like if I was in in office and I was a president, that would be my first thing is like stop feeling guys nut sacks for during physicals. We don't need it.

[00:28:30]>> Yeah. I don't I don't even understand the test. Like I don't So you cough and they're supposed to go up and down.

[00:28:36]>> I don't understand the test either.

[00:28:38]>> I think it's outdated. Who Jamie, pull that up. Who created that? I I I agree with you. either let me do it or >> you put your hand on my hand and I'll do it. We'll do it like together or that might >> gay. I think they should just be like, "All right, bro. This is what you should feel for." And you go up there because it was originally started by one of the popes. It was was one of the first guys to administer a physical way back in the day.

[00:28:59]>> So, it's just kind of like one of those things that needs to get with the times.

[00:29:03]Like, dude, come on. Like, >> I feel like if you know you have a lump down there, if you have a little bit of something going on, you'd be in tune with your body. But, >> I don't know. Maybe you can feel it. You can feel it while you're jogging or something that's a little heavier or whatever.

[00:29:16]>> Yeah. Or you have a hernia or >> dude, let me put it this way. Dudes know what's going on with their balls.

[00:29:23]>> Yeah, I think so.

[00:29:24]>> I think everything else they don't have any idea, but when it comes to your sack, you are pretty you have your finger on the pulse.

[00:29:31]>> Yeah. No, you I mean, you literally have to touch your horn every time you go to the bathroom. And for most guys with bad prostates above the age of 28, that's somewhere north of nine times at night or day. So >> you would think that you're kind of in tune. Yeah. Like you said, like most guys, most white guys like can barely, you know, do laundry, um, fix a car, change a tire, but you know what's going on in your sack, man.

[00:30:00]Like that's one thing that every dude knows. You're well in tune with your wrench, >> dude. Dude, I'll tell you right now, you give me a canvas and a paintbrush, I could draw my sack exactly what it looks like. And if you told me to draw anything else, I it would look like [ __ ] But I'll tell you one thing, I could draw my sack. I know what's going on with my sack.

[00:30:19]>> Yeah. Like you, you have no idea what your siblings birthdays are, probably even where your, you know, closest relatives are from, nor do you care. But you know what's going on with your wrench >> for sure, dude. You [ __ ] >> You know it like the back of your hand.

[00:30:35]It's just that's your wrench. That's like the only thing, you know? It's just like if you don't have your wrench, what do you got?

[00:30:42]>> You don't have anything, dude. Oh, man.

[00:30:44]That was so funny.

[00:30:46]>> It's a staple.

[00:30:47]>> It's a staple for a dude that their wrench.

[00:30:50]>> I was uh I folks again, sorry, welcome into the program. Sorry I was late uh on the on the air. So, I Bob, I was trying to get the things dialed in for the the golf trip for really important things for the North Dakota golf trip that doesn't golf. And I was talking to the godfather of hockey. I'm going to name drop him. Was talking to the godfather of hockey, Chris Chelios, cuz he has got a boat in Chicago that we were trying to rent. And I was like, Chel, like this is the amount of guys we got. Hey, u we're coming in this date.

[00:31:21]um you know, does the does the boat fit x amount of guys in Chicago? Whatever.

[00:31:26]He's like I'm like, can we see a picture of the boat? And he goes was the sickest response ever. He goes, 82 foot sunseeker predator. Google it.

[00:31:38]>> Just a predator, eh?

[00:31:39]>> I said, I forgot you're the godfather of hockey. My bad, dude. Just put me in my place. But yeah, that that was pretty funny.

[00:31:45]>> So, you're using Chris Ferios's boat?

[00:31:47]>> Yeah, he's a captain.

[00:31:49]Oh, that is sick.

[00:31:51]>> Yeah. Yeah. I mean, we got to >> You guys You guys going to wear blue jeans and boots like the New York Giants?

[00:31:56]>> I was thinking so. I think I got to go run over to Ross and get my get my fit picked out, but we uh we'll see. I just thought that was funny. Um next week we'll be in the guts of Montreal getting some uh pretty good feedback. I'm sure you are as well from the good people of Montreal.

[00:32:14]>> Going to be there Wednesday, Bob, for game four. going to do a live stream.

[00:32:18]Should we go out? I don't know. Um, but I'm hoping PK Ferdan is is going to be in town. We got to get a hold of him sometime. Someone sent him this clip.

[00:32:26]Like, everyone sent him this clip. Like, we got to get we got to get Wrenchban on our on our stream. Did you tweet at him yet, Bob, or no? I'm working on that.

[00:32:33]>> Oh, I actually actually today when I woke up, I forgot that I need to tweet at him. But I'm really excited about Montreal. And I haven't been there when it hasn't been a snowstorm. Like real snow, the dust snow. But that the fact that they won two 6-2 like a very they were on their goddamn heels in the second period fighting for their life.

[00:32:53]But yeah, PK I I think it would be funny to have us three on and just obviously we're going to have to go shopping. I'm gonna have to wear something like this and try >> fashion. Yeah, I don't know if I'm going to like fashion mo PK. That's kind of hard to do. But yeah, I would love to see Wrench Band. I would love to see uh you know our boy Kobe Armstrong friend of the show and just get in there with the people and try to figure out if we should go out. I mean there's a really good chance that I get like like paraplegic drunk up there. I mean I'm a little bit nervous.

[00:33:24]>> Yeah. Well, I mean, you know, stay with it. It's it's a long game. We don't have to decide if we're going out within the first hour, 2, 3, or 4. Um or even at 5 in the morning, if you will. But yeah, I'm fired up. That that atmosphere is going to be nasty. They look sick last night. Is that your jacket or is that a women's jacket?

[00:33:40]>> This is a women's jacket. This is my sister's jacket.

[00:33:43]>> Nice. What kind of fur is that? Is that That looks like a >> That looks like a little bit of a >> Oh, that's fox. Yeah, that's fox and uh >> alpaca.

[00:33:54]>> It's got this belt. It's got this belt.

[00:33:56]I don't even know where it goes. It's supposed to cross >> in case you want >> That's the self shutter fur jacket.

[00:34:04]>> Yeah, I feel like it's a this is a very flamboyant jack. I mean, this just like screams anal. I don't know what that says about my sister, but it's a very There's a lot of belts and chains all over it and [ __ ] Like, it's kind of mixed with leather.

[00:34:16]>> Yeah, I'd say that's alpaca and a little bit of fox. Deer and fox. Adam Fox.

[00:34:23]>> Yeah. Yeah, that's that's the alpaca up top. And then it's got a fox blend. And I would say there's probably a a little bit of beaver in there, too.

[00:34:31]>> You think?

[00:34:31]>> Yeah.

[00:34:32]>> Yeah. They always throw a little beaver and then they can color it. I would say that.

[00:34:36]>> Yeah. It has like a little orange tint to it. It's kind of nice.

[00:34:38]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:34:40]>> That's nice.

[00:34:40]>> Yeah. I'm looking forward to get up. I think the people of Montreal are stoked that we're going to be there, too. So, just getting on that bandwagon. Either way, if Buffalo won, we would be in Buffalo. If Montreal, if obviously they won, we're going to be there. But I I mean, anything but the Hurricanes.

[00:34:54]People I see people tweeting you and I, "Why do they hate the Hurricanes? Why they I don't hate the Hurricanes. Just like I just don't they don't get me going. like they just, you know, they just don't get me fired up.

[00:35:06]>> Yeah, they looked I mean they they didn't have they had 12 days off. Like they should have literally have just went on another All-Star break to be honest because when you practice like that and you're just waiting and now this is our hockey part of the show.

[00:35:19]It's just it's tough. Like you you can't simulate what playoff hockey is. Then you're in practice, you don't want to beat the [ __ ] out of each other. You're not shooting through lanes. You're not finishing checks. you're you're trying to get your battle level up, but it's like no one wants to get hurt.

[00:35:31]Obviously, it's a weird time. And then Montreal, I mean, they they look they were just flying, man. They look loose.

[00:35:37]They came in, they just played their game. Carolina, they're so aggressive.

[00:35:40]They were got got caught outside the dots a bunch, especially in the first period. Keandre Miller running all over the place. Slavven uncharacteristically had a bad game. So, I don't know, man. I mean, I I'm hoping Montreal, you know, is up at least 2-1 going into that game when we're in there for game four, it's going to be pretty pretty electric, man. Um, so I'm fired up.

[00:36:03]>> Yeah. Now that we're on our hockey segment and not talking about dick and balls, by the way, I'm in my mom's room with talking about this, so it's very weird atmosphere for me. Yeah. I usually typically don't like to go into my mom's room. It's just, you know, it's just I don't know, dude. Just I don't know. But anyway, I wanted to hear your thoughts on Bruce Cassidy getting canned and then the Knights were like, "Oh, you're not allowed to talk to other teams." Like, why why is that? I want to hear it from you because I personally don't know. Is it because it'll be a distraction if he gets hired somewhere else? Like, like what what is that all about?

[00:36:41]Yeah, I I I think well, first of all, Vegas I to me it's leaguewide whether it's Vegas or another team that's not allowing a fire coach to talk to different teams. I think that's petty. I think that rule should be just fixed. It should be structured different. I think it should just be nixed out of the entire I don't know if it's a CBA or Gary Bruce Bman's got to do his due diligence and just you know tweak that rule in terms of what it says leaguewide. So that's first and foremost. I think if you fire a coach, even though he's still under contract, they should be allowed to talk to whoever they want. I mean, you don't want this guy anymore. He served his purpose. Butch Cassidy brought you a cup to to Vegas, and with eight games left in this season, you felt the need to to make a change, and you went and got your own guy, your new guy, and now Butch is gone. Whether you're paying him or not, I think restricting a guy from going to get hired and dictating where he goes, to me, that's [ __ ] and it's petty.

[00:37:38]So, in Vegas's sense, if you're looking at their management and their ownership, they're playing under the rules right now of the current NHL and and how it operates, they're obligated and they can say have a say where Butch goes. If the Edmonton Oilers want to interview him because they feel he's the best coach on the market and the Vegas Gold Knights are like, "Well, Butch is probably the best coach on the market. They have McDavid. We don't want Butch to go there because if we play them in the playoffs next year and they beat us, well, how does that look?

[00:38:09]>> So, >> yeah, >> it's a petty.

[00:38:12]>> It's a petty move on their end.

[00:38:15]>> But at the same time, they're puck protecting against what could happen.

[00:38:18]Now, I do think Bob, wrapping this all up before I talk for four minutes straight is I think that if you're Vegas and your management, you got to be confident of what you've done and what you've brought into this point. Butch Cassidy is no longer serving you a purpose. So, if Butch Cassidy is gone and John Tortoella is your new coach, don't be insecure and not let a guy go where he wants. He served your purpose.

[00:38:46]He's done with your team. you have your new guy, trust your scouting staff, your current roster, and what you have with your coaching in place to not worry about wherever Butch goes. It doesn't matter at the end of the day when the day ends, whether you have to play Butch Cassidy in the Western Conference Finals with the Edmonton Oilers or you have to beat him in the Stanley Cup, say he goes to a place like Toronto, you're still going to have to play him. And bro, it's a coach. It's not a [ __ ] player.

[00:39:12]Like, who do coaches even do anything?

[00:39:14]They do a little bit, but they can only lead you to the water. The players got to drink it. So, that's my two cents.

[00:39:20]>> Yeah. Who cares? It's like your analogy of like your chick breaks up with you right before spring break or you break up with her. Let's say you break up with her. You can't just be like, "Hey, you can't go to Cabo and hook up with a kid from TCU. You have no say." Like, that's no longer your skunk. So, I don't really know.

[00:39:38]>> I don't really know why that's a rule in the first place. It's a stupid rule. If you get fired, you're done.

[00:39:44]100%. And even if you're going through a div, so say you leave your wife, not you, just a general person leaves your you leave your wife and you're going through a divorce, which they're going through.

[00:39:56]They're still under contract technically, but if you're going through a divorce, you you don't have a say in who she goes and dates, right, while you're working through this. And then when she gets picked up by a when she gets picked up by a new guy, then her new contract starts. That's what Butch Cassie right now is. He's a sitting duck. He's under contract. He's still getting compensated by the Vegas Gold Knights, but why should you restrict him or not allow him to talk to different teams? It's like he served his purpose for you guys. He's no longer coaching your team. I know he's under contract, but that's just a dumb rule Leaguewide. He should be free to go talk to whoever he wants. And then again, if when he gets hired in the NHL, when you get hired by a new team, the old team doesn't have to pay you. So, it's not like they double up. It's not like it used to be. He goes and starts this new contract. Vegas is no longer on the hook. So, that's where I'm like, it's just petty.

[00:40:50]>> I don't know how it works in divorce. I think you're allowed to if you initiate the divorce, technically you're single. Like, you don't have to wait for it to end, >> right? That's what I'm saying. Start dating someone else.

[00:41:02]>> That's what I'm saying. And so like if the guy leaves the girl, the the guy that wanted to get divorced to his wife can't be like, "Yo, you can't date that guy when you're going through."

[00:41:11]>> Well, guys will do. Guys will try that because they're insecure, right?

[00:41:16]>> And they don't want like every guy thinks they have the golden ranch, right? They can't like what does he have that I don't type thing. So a lot of guys just need to get humbled and that like that's why I think divorce is good a lot of the times. It humbles you. It keeps you on your toes.

[00:41:32]>> Yeah. I mean, >> so what can you do now for me league?

[00:41:34]Even when it comes to your wife, >> everyone should go through at least three divorces, man. That's what they've said. That's >> league three.

[00:41:40]>> That's what John Lou says. TSN Vancouver, a lot of guys out there, man.

[00:41:46]Rod Black, TSN Saskatchewan, Farhan Laji. I mean, that's what all guys that I know that have gone through at least three divorces say they really find their partner, man, with the fourth one.

[00:42:00]>> So, >> really?

[00:42:01]>> Yeah. and they're 70 or 80 years old at that point and scenile and have a little bit of mild dementia, but they're really happy with their partner in their nursing home for sure.

[00:42:12]>> Yeah. It's like when you're going through a divorce, like those are the guys that are hitting up bikini beans every day. Like you never thought you'd be the guy that goes to those establishments until you know you're in a pinch and you need to see something.

[00:42:25]You need to look at something. You need to feel a little bit alive, right? You need some girl that's 20 years younger than you to ask you, "Hey, how's your day going?" So, that's like a really good spot for divorce guys to go to.

[00:42:35]>> Most guys that are lonely and divorced guys, you throw them in the same category.

[00:42:41]>> They're just looking for attention and approval, man. That's what every guy wants. They want attention from a chick >> and they want approval. 99% of guys, maybe not 99, but 93 93 93% of guys just want they want attention and they want approval, man. They want their skunk to think that their [ __ ] doesn't stink.

[00:43:02]>> Yeah. You kind of want your skunk to think that you're the king.

[00:43:06]>> Yeah. I mean, that's what every guy, I think, is generally seeking unless they're like into the the cuck type of stuff.

[00:43:14]>> Yeah. Unless you're Rousini's husband.

[00:43:17]Yeah. I don't know how the I wonder how that works with the cuck guys. Like you want you want your wife to think you're a [ __ ] Is that what that is?

[00:43:23]>> How funny would it be if like you walked in to your buddy's house and he's like giving you a house tour and he's just got like this massive cuck chair in his big master bedroom. That'd be so funny.

[00:43:39]Like there's like a swing set and like a cuck chair.

[00:43:42]>> Yeah. Like what is that swing set for?

[00:43:44]>> Right. Like why do you have a hammock in here too? and a swing set. You need you need both.

[00:43:49]>> Why is it so common place to have like a house tour when you go over to like I know I don't know if housewarming parties are still a thing anymore or like back in the day it would be like your neighbors invite you over for dinner or something. You know what I mean? It's like there's a sense of community and now there's not because everyone's just watching porn. But I don't understand.

[00:44:07]>> I don't community too.

[00:44:10]>> Yeah. Go on Reddit. It's a m It's a great community. There'll be like, you know, there'll be a community for everything on there. Like Pogs and you and your boys just all there like Duke, look at the way [ __ ] this ass is jiggling. I really can't believe that this is the content of today's episode in my location right now. My mom is right within an earshot, but that's show business. She understands. But I wonder when I get a house tour, unless it's like my boy, I think it's like very uncomfortable. I don't really want to see your private space, you know? Like I don't want to see the I don't like unless it's like my boy bought a house and I'm like excited to see it. Like dude, I'm stoked for you.

[00:44:48]>> Yeah. I don't need this I don't need I don't need to see the bathroom. I don't need to see your master bedroom. I can glance in there. But yeah, show me the where the golf simulator is. Show me where you know maybe you're lucky enough to have a cassita. Maybe you have a movie room. Maybe you have your little man cave hangout. Let's go hang out in the garage or the shed. Dude, I don't need to go see what's going on. like and yeah, you look around the wrong corner of the bathroom and there's like a thong just hanging up. It's like, ah, dude, >> I don't need to see that. And >> I don't want to go to the personal area.

[00:45:17]I don't want to go, >> right? And like why does your side of the closet have a couple sets of high heels? You know what I mean? Like your wife's not on this side. It's just, you know, there's just different things you question and I don't know, man. It's kind of weird.

[00:45:32]>> Yeah. There's like a prostate massager like the box though and you see the box for it and you're like why do you have that like dildo that has like a prong at the end of it like there's two is weird.

[00:45:42]I like your idea like let's just go to the garage and like fart in there and what talk about you know Hooters and stuff like I don't need to like I don't need to I don't care what books are on your shelf.

[00:45:52]>> Yeah. Do you want to Bob can you do a ad read quick? I just want to plug in this computer quick. It's dying on me.

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[00:47:07]PLL is professional lacrosse and it's something that it's something >> uh this episode it's uh bro should we apologize to PLL publicly?

[00:47:23]Um, yeah, sure.

[00:47:27]>> Listen, PLL, >> it's a joke, dude. We're just a couple of funny guys, you know, who make you laugh, right?

[00:47:34]>> Right.

[00:47:35]>> It's show business, man. It's like, what am I? I'm a clown. I amuse you. In all seriousness, though, >> all press is good press, right? I think we >> I think we did a solid job with the PLL.

[00:47:47]We'll continue to be good partners with the PLL, but if anyone leaguewide is listening, just know that we love the game of lacrosse. If it wasn't for four or five other sports, I would have played lacrosse.

[00:47:58]>> Hey, hey, Jamie, edit that out. I love lacrosse.

[00:48:02]>> It wasn't big in the Midwest. It wasn't big in Wisconsin by shocker. You know, it was So, >> you didn't have lacrosse out there?

[00:48:09]>> Not really. There was a It was like a club sport for high school. Maybe it came to fruition like my sophomore year or junior year. Verona area high school started having a lacrosse team, but it was very it was a very new sport to Wisconsin for sure. I think it was it's an East Coast sport, man.

[00:48:27]>> Yeah, it's So, shout out to the PLL. Um, speaking of obscure leagues, >> dude, we got some great we got some great news coming in yesterday on the ticker. 42-year-old 17time Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition Champion Joseph Ray Chestnut is back in the mix.

[00:48:50]Um, he had been issued 180 days probation due to slapping a guy outside of an Indianapolis establishment of a bar uh in the wee hours of the night.

[00:49:00]But a judge ruled, Bob, that Chestnut will be able to travel to Coney Island on the July 4th, America's birthday, with a ankle monitor on and as well as a phone given to him via the court where he has to check in hourly and make sure he is on stage with George Sheay, who is the major league eating competition commissioner. So, pretty sweet news.

[00:49:23]>> What are they putting in the Bruskies in Indianapolis? I mean, you got Mark Sanchez stabbing people in the head after a night out in Indianapolis piss.

[00:49:31]And now you got Joey Chestnut getting in a bar fight. What the hell is going on in the streets of Indianapolis? But I stand by Joey Chestnut. Um, you know, everybody catches a little battery charge every now and then. And it's obviously it's a dust up. It's a dust up.

[00:49:47]>> What do you mean? Everyone's got batteries, whether it's AAA, double A.

[00:49:51]Like, come on, man. Car batteries. What are we talking about? I think you Yeah, it's man-on-man combat. There's nothing wrong with that. As long as you don't go full NFL and throw your baby mama across the room while there's a Ring doorbell camera filming the inside of the house for some reason, you're good. It's like for that judge, I'm really, you know, hats off to that judge. Really tip of the cap to realize the situation and let Joe go compete.

[00:50:16]>> It's a class act. You know, I mean, this guy's coming off, he just won his third consecutive bologn eating championship where he funneled over 16 pounds of baloney in 8 minutes. I mean, don't kick a guy when he's down. Yeah, he slapped a guy. Who gives a [ __ ] The guy called him the I I bet I guarantee that guy that slapped Joy Chestnut was like Kobashi's better than you and he just let him have it. And that's what I love about Chester is he's a competitor, man.

[00:50:42]Whether he's shitfaced or not, he's going to compete.

[00:50:46]>> Yeah. What exactly happened?

[00:50:48]>> Some of the greatest athletes of all time, man, they can't shut it off. And whether you're you're at the bar, you're 25 drinks deep because I do believe he actually funnels piss hard or you're sober. That Gene never leans you. And if I if anything, this makes me I was I consider Joey Chest the greatest athlete of all time if at least the Mount Rushmore character. And for me, this solidifies his greatness even more because don't [ __ ] around with Joey.

[00:51:15]>> Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what the guy did to Joey, but apparently it says that the incident he was at a bar, he shook hands with a guy who recognized him and then he slapped him across the face with an open hand.

[00:51:25]>> Good.

[00:51:26]>> And then the victim called the cops.

[00:51:28]>> Good. I mean, what a [ __ ] that guy is.

[00:51:29]You get slapped and you call the cops, [ __ ] punch him back.

[00:51:32]>> Chestnut told police he was quote pretty drunk and didn't remember the slap.

[00:51:36]Like, that is just so nails. That sounds like bad dust. But apparently on video it said it looked like a joke. Like he did it friendly. I don't know. Ah, I'm not buying that. I mean, dudes don't just slap people in the face like that.

[00:51:50]>> How I wonder how much velocity the slap had cuz I think you could tell in a video pretty quickly whether it was a friendly slap, like a bedroom playful slap, or like he was out for blood, you know? Like there's there's difference, man. There's a difference between different kinds of Was it a backhand? Was it a forehand?

[00:52:09]Did he have a little sauce on it? Was it did he have it kind of like open like this? How clenched was his, you know, how tight was his >> [ __ ] face. Who cares? You know, like, like you said, some of the best athletes in the world get in trouble. Some guys kill their wives and it gets blamed on somebody else. Some guys flip Range Rovers in the middle of Florida on a Tuesday. Part of being an athlete is a lot comes with it. And like you said, if you don't have an off switch, sometimes you end up killing someone. Sometimes you end up flipping your car. Sometimes you end up driving drunk. I mean, it's just a part of the game. So yeah, I'm glad they're letting Chestnut compete because if he's not in it, let's face it, like the dog sucking content uh contest doesn't even matter.

[00:52:47]>> Oh, it was awful the year that I was there when he was holding out. They had a disagreement with the dogs that he was promoting and the Nathan's hot dogs. I went I was at the only one that Joy Chestnut has not been at in the last 18 years. So that really sucked. I'm glad he's back on Coney Island, though. Um, and whether they had to pay off the judge or not, it's a great move and I can't wait to see him. Um, one of the all-time greats, man. For sure. Um, switching gears a little bit. I just want to make sure that we promote this. We're going to have a um a massive show in the city of Boston.

[00:53:25]I have no idea how they're letting the boys do this, but we're doing it. We are doing the Schubert Theater on October 3rd. If you've ever want to come to the show, this is going to be a show to come to. Whether you got to travel for it, whatever the [ __ ] it's going to be absolutely out of control. Tickets are going to be on Ticketm, which is also a flex. I'm going to go out tonight and tell every chick, yo, tickets to the show are on Ticket Master. Apologize for the fees. That's not our fault. That's just showbiz. But Swiss, like this show, man. I mean, this is the top tier of shows for us.

[00:54:04]>> Yeah. I mean, we're gonna need everyone there. We're going to need everyone in in the greater New England states to come out. We're going to need New York to show up. We're going to need Toronto.

[00:54:12]Our boy Yanni might be flying in from Finland. We're going to need everyone, even the people in the guts of Chicago.

[00:54:17]This is basically our our our one real chance of being legitimized to We are legit. Listen, we're the biggest show, openly gay show in Northeast Scottsdale.

[00:54:26]But it's a a way to legitimize what our production is to show the suits what we can do. Uh we got a massive opportunity through a booker that literally books through Shane Gillis and all these guys shows. Um so we're dealing with a top dog and we're going to need all of our top dogs at HB3 to show up. And these tickets are going to go on sale June 2nd uh for a select group of people. the promo code or the I guess the QR link or whatever you [ __ ] call it will be chin but on June 2nd which I believe is a Monday >> might be a Tuesday >> Tuesday June 2nd is a Tuesday will be on sale so we're looking at you know 10 odd days away Bob this is going to be massive for us there's going to be a hundred or so VIP tickets that'll come with some select things you'll be right up front in front of the boys at the Schubert Theater and then it'll be tiered accordingly. But again, we need everyone there, man. Like, it's >> Yeah, >> it's just one thing. It's one thing to go like a video cuz we're getting shadow whacked on YouTube. I'd rather have you show up to this to be honest. It's way cooler to be cool in person. Bob, I'm so fired up. We got 1,600 odd tickets to sell. Um, and we are going to be promoting this thing every [ __ ] day because we need to sell this [ __ ] out and just go out there and just rock it. To be honest, it's going to be the biggest show in HB3 history by far. Not even close. So, we need everyone. Everyone there, baby.

[00:55:55]Come on, Boston. Come on. We picked you because we felt that you are our strongest city.

[00:56:02]If we don't sell tickets, we're going to look like massive [ __ ] to the Bookers. So, to the Devon Bookers. So, yeah, buy the tickets, come to the show, and guess what? If this thing somehow sells out, you that's on you. That's unable. The people like they're gonna be, you know, this is the big biggest show by far um that we're gonna have.

[00:56:22]So, yeah, I'm really stoked. I'm looking forward to that.

[00:56:25]>> There's be some cool stuff, too. Whether it's guest, uh whether it's different things, people that have been to our shows in the past. Obviously, comedy clubs and bars are different. This is a theater. We're going to have a massive stage. We're going to have we could even put porn on if we want to, but we're going to have just a different things that we're going to bring to this show.

[00:56:41]Probably a red carpet before. Um, but it's gonna be awesome. October 3rd, Saturday night in Boston. We got a Saturday night in Boston to kick off the year. It's going to be our first show of the year. We might do a little bit of a dust up or ter terms of just like a maybe a maybe a trial run. I think we got to get a couple touches before that um to work out some material, but that'll be the biggest show of the year to kick it off. Man, it's going to be nasty. We got to pack that [ __ ] thing. And like I said, we need everyone there. So, be on the lookout for June 2nd, Tuesday. Tickets will go on sale.

[00:57:19]And if you're looking for one of those VIP tickets, man, there's only a select few that comes with a meet and greet with the boys. It'll come with select different items to take care of you in terms of a little something for the effort. Bob >> come with some dust. It'll come with some chew. Um, >> how many chicks will be there? You know, if we if we put say we sell it out 1,600 is there be six six chicks.

[00:57:43]>> I think there'll be like 20 chicks there.

[00:57:45]>> Wow. Damn. What's that? Cool.

[00:57:48]>> Out of 1,600.

[00:57:50]>> Maybe more. I'll put the over under 25 chicks.

[00:57:53]>> Oo, I think that's high.

[00:57:54]>> You think?

[00:57:55]>> I think that's high. Yeah, I think that's high. I'm not gonna give away this Brazers hat until we have at least 200 people in here. We're at 173. So, I mean, I'll talk all [ __ ] day. I don't give a [ __ ] I'm not giving away this hat until >> We got to like the video. We got to like the video, too, guys. You guys got to help us battle the fertigorithm. Um, if it's right in front of you're watching on YouTube, just click like right now.

[00:58:20]That helps us out. I don't even know why we're getting shadow whacked. There's so many people that say worse [ __ ] um out there. But >> that's boring, dude.

[00:58:31]>> I don't know. That is boring.

[00:58:33]>> Yeah. I don't know. I don't I don't know what's going on. But yeah, help us out after this video drops. Like, subscribe, all that. Hit the smash the subscribe button. We never That's what every podcast always says that I listen to.

[00:58:45]Smash the subscribe button.

[00:58:47]>> Smash that [ __ ] >> Asking for just, you know, I feel like I'm asking for someone's limb every time I ask them to like something or comment.

[00:58:54]though, but we don't we're not backed by anyone but our own chins here, folks, over at HB3.

[00:59:01]So, yeah, fella. Um, what else we got?

[00:59:07]>> Um, I don't know. I mean, I'm not a please like my sport guy. Like, oh, watch hockey, not the NBA. But that highlight package of SGA on Oklahoma City falling down after every time he shoots a ball, it's like I mean that's like really tough to watch for me. Like I don't even understand how people could watch that. That's like soccer. I respect the hell out of the players in the sport and I understand how skillful it is and it could be very entertaining, but the way they flop, I just I can't do it. And I feel the same way for the association. I just I mean the kid falls down after every single [ __ ] shot and people like, "Oh, he needs a place to plant." Dude, he's a professional athlete. He could stay on his feet. So >> is that guy just being I just don't I don't like it. Makes me hate the game.

[00:59:51]>> Yeah. I mean, he I I've never I mean, he's a he's a great player, SGA, but he's Canadian, >> is he, though?

[00:59:58]>> Yeah, he's good. I mean, I He's not my favorite player in the league. Not even top five or maybe top 500, but he is a good player. But on the other side of the ball, Victor Ferdinyama, oh my god, that guy is an absolute bucket, dude.

[01:00:12]>> Yeah. Does he fall down after every single shot or No, >> no, cuz he's 7'6. He actually lies and says that he's shorter than he really is because he doesn't want to be like 7'6.

[01:00:22]So he says he's like 7'4, 75. He's incredible. He's been fun to watch. On the other side, I don't know if you've been watching your Knicks though, bro.

[01:00:28]These guys and Cleveland, my team. Shout out to Cleveland. Shout out to Town Hall. Shout out to the Jack Casino. This series has been amazing. Jaylen Brunson game one, dude. Oh my god. I know we don't have a lot of Hoops fans in here, but you should tune into that series.

[01:00:41]It's closer than what it is right now.

[01:00:42]Now, the Knicks are up two nothing going back to Cleveland. But Brunson in that first game in his bag, the way he finished that game with like 28 points.

[01:00:49]Oh my god. Going to the glass mid-range, taking Harden to the strip club, dropping them off, stealing his [ __ ] crossing them over. It was sick.

[01:00:58]>> Yeah, I like playoff basketball. I just can't watch the flop [ __ ] I can't do it. I'll turn it off. I just can't do it. I know I look like a guy right now with the sunglasses and hat that looks like I'm I'm not watching that [ __ ] Um, but it's not true. I I I do enjoy playoff basketball a lot, especially in person. It's one of those things in person where you see it, you're like, "God damn, these guys are so good."

[01:01:17]>> Yeah. And it's more physical than you think, too. In person, if you're close up like >> Oh, yeah. For sure. They'll be touching up and rubbing on each other and like Carl Anthony Towns will be bent over like backing into someone and stuff like that. Like I I I definitely realize it is a physical thing.

[01:01:31]>> Yeah. I would say it's just as physical as like the PD PWHL for sure.

[01:01:36]>> I would say it's more physical than that.

[01:01:38]>> Yeah. Yeah, I mean you can get the thing you don't realize too in the NBA and basketball is you can get caught shin over shin >> and you can get tagged and there is concuss there is I mean WBY had a concussion earlier in the playoff >> elbows in the paint. Yeah, there's I mean there's no helmets, right?

[01:01:54]>> Yeah.

[01:01:55]>> Like um somebody in the chat was like, "Yeah, they can't get 200 in the thing but can sell out a theater." We didn't sell it out yet, but yeah, our stuff definitely resonates way more in person for whatever reason. Like it's just >> it just hits harder. I don't know.

[01:02:08]Something about that those inerson touches.

[01:02:10]>> Yeah. And the thing is too, you know, I was thinking about is is now that we, you know, we're at the first part of the episode, we're looking for maybe a rehab facility, a rehabilit rehabilitation facility to sponsor the show.

[01:02:22]I feel like So, I'll reach out to the Betty Ford and Malibu Passages after this and just send them an email because I do think there is a cross there. I mean, >> you know, we've for us to you mean for us to promote rehab?

[01:02:33]>> Of course. Yeah. Yeah, I mean we, you know, we've, you know, some of our fans have have been in tough spots um over the course of the, you know, last year and they're in better spots now, but hey, we do have some addicts in here.

[01:02:44]>> I was going to say >> we have a lot of addicts in here. We have guys coming on the show drunk driving on video incriminalizing, >> incriminating themselves, which we don't stand for. But the point is, you're right, like there I'd say most of the people that watch this show >> um have some sort of substance abuse issue. So, for the people out there that are like, "How does anyone even watch that stuff?" Well, they're drunk and they're high.

[01:03:07]>> Yeah. And and I was thinking about this, too, like the amount we're on the road and we've been on the road this year. I almost use Arizona when I'm back here as a rehab facility.

[01:03:19]You know, like there's the odd time I I end up at the Dirty Dog like last Friday. Nobody's perfect, but I feel like I I almost use Arizona as a rehab facility myself. like how you just kind of just get off the grid. Um you don't drink hard liquor if you're going out.

[01:03:34]It's just beers a lot of the time. Um plant-based diet. I don't know. I was I was thinking about that after, you know, about a 40-day bender.

[01:03:45]>> Yeah, I do that, too. I try to treat Arizona like a place where you could relax. But I actually did end up at the Dirty Dog, too, a couple nights ago, like right before I came to New York. It was [ __ ] sick.

[01:03:55]>> It was so much fun. There was a fight in there. There was a fight. It was a chick fight. Really?

[01:04:00]>> Yep.

[01:04:01]>> Right next to me. I was outside on the lesbian patio smoking cigarettes >> and uh the there's uh a group behind me or no no a group in front of me kind of like to my right a little bit behind me.

[01:04:14]>> I just hear just like you know chicks barking back and forth at each other you know like chick stuff like why are you texting Ryan? I'm [ __ ] not texting Ryan. And you're like yeah you were DMing him. You're like yeah that's different from text. He [ __ ] commented on my story first and it just ex it just escalated from there and um it was cool. It was really cool to see that because usually dudes are fighting in there.

[01:04:36]>> Yeah. I mean no one's more protective than a lesbian girlfriend that is dating a girl that used to like guys.

[01:04:44]>> Yeah. I don't know if they were lesbians >> at the dog. They have a chance. Maybe like a 40% chance.

[01:04:51]>> Yeah. I mean, I could almost argue that almost every women woman could be a lesbian. You know, it's just >> it could happen.

[01:05:01]>> Make could do anything, man.

[01:05:02]>> That's what I'm saying. Especially at the dog, too, when you're in that ambiance and you have gals hanging from the rafters and there's bras everywhere and you know, one guy's walking out because he developed pink eye cuz he's been there for so long, sitting at the bar with ass cheeks in his face. Like there's just you sit there for so long, man, and you're a regular there. I I could see as a gal how you theoretically could become a lesbian, you know what I mean? And then you got to get protective about if you are dating a gal, she used to have a boyfriend. It's tough because you don't want her to go to the other side again, the other side of the closet. It's like you got to play your game and hold up.

[01:05:39]It's it's just it's a big responsibility.

[01:05:42]>> Love isn't supposed to be easy. I don't know. Oh, are we giving that thing away today?

[01:05:46]>> Yeah, we could give it away. I mean, we're not at We're at 176,000. Um, >> yeah. I just don't know how to get 200 more thousand people in here.

[01:05:54]>> I know.

[01:05:55]>> Read.

[01:05:56]>> I'm just going to scroll up, scroll up, scroll up.

[01:06:00]>> We could also give it away on the next episode and pick a commenter cuz we are still battling Mr. Beast and YouTube.

[01:06:07]>> Yeah, we could. I just Yeah, >> it's actually crazy how that happens.

[01:06:12]>> Like people are like, "Bro, I can't find the show. I'm subscribed and I still can't find it unless I specifically type for it. I'm like, that is such [ __ ] >> Yeah. We also have merch online available, too, folks. We have our newest drop is out on home by3.shop.

[01:06:27]Stuff is shipping faster than ever, guaranteed by Christmas of 2038. But in all seriousness, guaranteed I would say at least conservatively in the next month. So go check it out again. home by3.shop.

[01:06:44]We have a bunch of new stuff out there.

[01:06:46]We got the go for one hat. We have the should we go out shirt. The should we go out hat's going to go up maybe later today. And we also have different items of that's baseball. Uh and tuck your chin. That tuck your chin rope hat I think is hilarious. It's red. Um you're going to stand out in the summer at the bar and some fella's just going to be come up to you and be like, "Tuck your chin." And you're gonna be like, "Yeah, fella. You're exposed right now. Tuck it." So go check that out. Got some cool [ __ ] Um, got 180,000 people in here right now. Uh, the boys are going to be in Montreal next Wednesday for game four. So, if you're in French Canada, come say what up. We're going to be buzzing all around the town before the match. So, fired up for that. Uh, not sure if you can bring a streaming backpack into a new room massage, but I'll leave it at that.

[01:07:35]Yeah, a lot of people were saying that we should be go with the streaming backpack into like establishments if they have permission, but I felt like if Montreal's winning, like I don't know if there's going to be any rules in there.

[01:07:46]>> Yeah, I don't know.

[01:07:47]>> You know, I think we'll be all right.

[01:07:48]>> I think we'll be all right. I think we'll we'll find some good [ __ ] to get in and >> Yeah, we'll find a French guy a French guy to lead us around, speak Spanish, and tell them like, "Hey, you you got to let these guys in."

[01:07:59]>> Yeah.

[01:08:01]Um, there's a chick in the chat that wants the hat so bad.

[01:08:05]>> Give it to her.

[01:08:07]>> That's yours to give away. I I think >> there's a chick.

[01:08:12]>> There's a chick in here.

[01:08:15]>> She goes by the name of pick six Alyssa.

[01:08:20]>> Do we think it's actually a chick?

[01:08:22]>> Um, >> let's give it to her.

[01:08:26]>> Yeah, she has a profile picture. It It's definitely looking like a chick.

[01:08:30]>> Okay. Well, um, pick six, Alyssa, we're going to give this to you cuz shout out to all the chicks in here. That is baseball. This is porn. I would say send me a DM and HP3 a DM just in case either of us misses it. And we will get this or I will get this sent out to you. Pick six. Alyssa is the winner. We're at 188 people in here. That's good enough for us. That's good enough for Alyssa to go home with a Brazers hat. And yeah, that uh that's good [ __ ] That's porn.

[01:09:06]>> Yeah, I also said on Twitter that we were going to give away 90% of the company, but that was a lie. That was clickbait.

[01:09:13]>> Everything is clickbait, dude.

[01:09:15]>> I had to I had to Everything is clickbait. But all right, that about wraps it up. Uh because I uh don't have a big townhouse that I'm in and people are going to be here. So, people are actually probably already here and they're I'm up here talking about prostate massagers and tits and >> all that good stuff. So, um >> it's Memorial Day weekend, y'all.

[01:09:36]>> Yeah. Stay safe, stay focused out there, stay horny, and again, enjoy your weekend, folks. We will be back next week. Again, Montreal, we will be there in there like swimwear, baby.

[01:09:51]Don't be drinking and driving this weekend. Don't stick handle. Just get in an Uber and just get licked. That's all I got, baby.

[01:09:59]Folks, that's all we got. We're out of here. Love you. Goodbye. And likew said, "Stay safe out