Career day in 2026

Added: 2026-05-25

[00:00:00]Six. Seven.

[00:00:01]>> Okay, that's enough of that. This isn't math class. Today it's career day.

[00:00:04]>> Yeah.

[00:00:05]>> Awesome. Let's go ahead and bring in the first job. Hey kids, how you doing? I'm a doctor. Dr. Goldstein. Uh, I saved people's lives. Like maybe you guys one day.

[00:00:14]>> Can we go on our phones yet?

[00:00:16]>> Nothing, huh?

[00:00:17]>> Okay, cool. Well, don't come crying to me when you need a Make a Wish. Sorry about that. Text me about those results.

[00:00:22]You know what I mean? What?

[00:00:23]>> You're positive. Okay, let's go ahead and get you out of here. How you guys doing? I'm a police officer.

[00:00:28]>> Is that like Paw Patrol? What the hell did you just No, >> you don't be mean to him. You You need him these days in schools.

[00:00:34]>> Can we go now?

[00:00:35]>> Sorry, officer. Can we just >> Yeah, thank you.

[00:00:37]>> All right, guys. No filming. No phones down.

[00:00:39]>> Is this the IT guy?

[00:00:40]>> Yo, what up? I'm a Twitch streamer.

[00:00:42]Let's see what the chat's saying. See what the chat says.

[00:00:44]>> Wait, who is in the chat?

[00:00:44]>> Yo, get the t-shirt.

[00:00:45]>> Okay. Yeah. Um, >> bro makes no money as a t-shirt. Fast.

[00:00:49]>> Okay. Um, >> yo, chat, clip that. That's fire.

[00:00:51]>> This is like a real classroom, not a chat room.

[00:00:53]>> Yo, low key, a classroom is a real life chat room. Yo, clip this. Bro, chat says l classroom, bro. Get them. Get them.

[00:01:02]Get them, bro. Back in school. Like, you didn't drop out after fifth grade. Bro, what the [ __ ] Did you Did you guys get me swatted?

[00:01:09]>> Hey, phone's down.

[00:01:10]>> Yo, give me some space, bro. Give me some space. IT'S THE SAME OFFICER FROM EARLIER. YO, DUBBY'S in the chat. Thanks for having me.

[00:01:16]>> Uh, I work at Jack in the Box.

[00:01:20]>> PUT THE PRIZE IN THE BACK.

[00:01:22]>> YEAH, it's quite literally MY JOB.

[00:01:24]>> MCDONALD'S IS BETTER. I'm sorry about that. McDonald's is better though. Okay, you're probably wondering, how did I get this job?

[00:01:32]>> WE GOT MR. BEAST ALREADY.

[00:01:34]>> GUYS, GUYS, GUYS. OKAY, NEXT. What's up, guys? I'm a YouTuber. Today, we're going to be giving my bed ridden grandma a Ferrari and my brother in a coma a Tesla.

[00:01:45]>> Why? Who would want that?

[00:01:46]>> The last person to leave their desk without peeing their pants is going to win $10 million.

[00:01:54]You'll never have that, dude.

[00:01:57]Get out. Please like and subscribe.

[00:02:04]>> Do you guys follow me? Get your phones out right now. Both everyone get their phon subscribe to Trevor Wallace. Please get out. Hey kids, I'm a construction worker.

[00:02:11]>> You build stuff like Roblox.

[00:02:13]>> What did you just say to me?

[00:02:14]>> Not Roblox. I'm so I'm so sorry, man.

[00:02:16]>> Are you uh in the head, pal?

[00:02:18]>> That's recess.

[00:02:19]>> I'm I'm sorry.

[00:02:20]>> All right.

[00:02:20]>> THESE ARE REAL JOBS.

[00:02:22]>> Who are you? Uh, I do mukbangs.

[00:02:25]>> So, you just eat in a Toyota Corolla, make thousands.

[00:02:28]>> Oh, you seen them?

[00:02:33]>> What am I doing here?

[00:02:35]>> The future of this country is not looking well.

[00:02:37]>> See you guys on the internet.

[00:02:39]>> Hello, kids. I'm an attorney. What's going on? Is this the deaf classroom?

[00:02:43]Deaf? Not. They are. They sound like I'm a DUI lawyer over a [ __ ] and ball. I've met many of your stepfathers.

[00:02:51]>> Any questions? Where's the movie?

[00:02:53]>> IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?

[00:02:54]>> I'm the teacher now. How about that?

[00:02:56]You're welcome.

[00:02:57]>> Sorry about that. Let's go ahead and just get you out of here. You guys ever seen Two Girls One Cup? Well, you're about to, buddy. You got to go. You got to go. You got to get out of here. Yo, I'm a creative director.

[00:03:06]>> What is that?

[00:03:06]>> Yeah, what is that?

[00:03:07]>> Lowkey, I don't even know, but my Fit Pickics are fire.

[00:03:09]>> Like the roll your own cigarette type guy.

[00:03:11]>> I do got Chrome on. So >> So unemployed?

[00:03:13]>> Yeah, basically unemployed.

[00:03:14]>> Okay, cool.

[00:03:15]>> I sell ketamine in Silver Lake.

[00:03:16]>> Next.

[00:03:17]>> Yeah.

[00:03:17]>> And who are you?

[00:03:18]>> Yeah, I'm actually uh unemployed. me for real.

[00:03:21]>> I see you twin. Yeah, I'm between blessings right now. So like um are any of y'all hiring? Like a lemonade stand or something?

[00:03:27]>> You're asking if any of them are hiring.

[00:03:29]No, they're 10.

[00:03:31]>> All right. Well, I will be in the parking lot with my civic trunk open.

[00:03:36]Hit me up.

[00:03:36]>> Okay, next. Get out. Yo, I work at a vape store. Who need it? Who Who tweaking? Huh? Strawberry milk moon foster freeze fiesta. Fortnite fruit punch. 45 each. Yo, Beno Cash prefers.

[00:03:50]Okay. Yeah. All right. Yo, blown up. Yo, nice. Yo, I think he's teacher now.

[00:03:54]>> Next. Next. Hey guys, I do ASMR. Why are we whispering? Uh-huh.

[00:04:03]Next. Are you from the drama department?

[00:04:05]What is this?

[00:04:06]>> Yo, I'm an entrepreneur. Entrepreneur, but like for women. For women. I actually just manage girls. Okay. You got to get out. You got to y'all got any older sisters? Like, guys, guys, discount code. You got to get out. Oh, TRUE. GUYS, GUYS, I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU find new careers for the future. Now, you need to listen to me, all right? Cuz I'm your teacher. I NEED YOU.

[00:04:26]>> HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.

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