MC Shakie Deliver's A Fraud Storytime Live - Must See

[00:00:00]If I Listen, this is real. Story time.

[00:00:03]Sit back. Story time. Real time. I've never told this story in life because I've always thought this was come back to homie. But [ __ ] hear me out. This real story time. All right. I wouldn't even come on to do this, girl. I came over here to chill, collect a few little diamonds, [ __ ] and call. Y'all [ __ ] [ __ ] with me. A little shaky hearty. Only one diamond, girl. Ain't no little storm, [ __ ] I need 20. I'm going to get to that goal right there. I'm looking at it. So, if y'all send a little shaky heart, we about to do a little story time real quick. Ain't no tea. Ain't no shady. You ain't got nothing. No s. Don't worry about it. I ain't hawking y'all down little pony y'all for no money. But girl, if y'all send a little shaky heart, that would be cute. But this is a real life story time. I'm about to tell y'all a real life story.

[00:00:45]Now, you got to go back. You got to go way way back. Thank you so much, King.

[00:00:50]You got to go way way back.

[00:00:54]Okay. Way way back. back into time when identity theft was easy. This before AI this really before smartphones for real.

[00:01:01]So you got to go back to this time and I was staying in Baton Rouge. I was staying in Baton Rouge uh because I was I had I was in college but I had already got fired from the bank. So [ __ ] I'm like well [ __ ] it. I'm going gung-ho.

[00:01:13]I'm going just be a scam. That is what it is. I'm about to be a scamming [ __ ] And so the thing about scamming is you have to really beworked in. You have to know who got what went. And so, uh, one thing about me, I have the gift of gam and I really know how to talk my [ __ ] and I'm really cool with people and people [ __ ] with them. And because of that, I'm able to get into circles that otherwise I would not be able to get to.

[00:01:37]My mouth is vicious. Ask any of them girls. Baby daddies. This mouth don't play no games. So, I get into certain circles. So, one of my connections I meet works at Star Motors. this. She worked at Star Motors in Houston. I never told this story, but it has literally been at least 21 years. I doubt she worked there anymore. If she do, I'm sorry, sister. It's just a story. Look, and I, you know, there the statute of limitations ran out, so it's over. This is over 20 years ago. So, [ __ ] she worked at Star Wars in Houston, but because she worked in the finance department, she was able to pull people's credit report. That's what she was doing. So her little side hustle was pulling credit reports to people and every now and then selling a credit profile based on if somebody came in and had a real real good credit. So she told me one she called me one day she's like how much money you got on you right now.

[00:02:33]I said girl about $500. She said I need at least a th000. I said I can muscle up about $750 for what? It depends on what it's for [ __ ] Thank you so much y'all.

[00:02:41]Thank you Alicia. Thank you. So, and so she was like, "Hey," I was like, "At least," she was like, "Girl, give me I need 750 right now." So, she was in a buying. I said, "Girl, for what you got?" She said, "This profile sick, [ __ ] but I need I got to get that 750." I'm like, "All right, cool." So, I went and back in there was no cash app.

[00:02:58]It was no VMO, nothing like that. I actually had to go to Western Union, [ __ ] and send that [ __ ] a Western Union $750. It was no cash app. None of that money gram and [ __ ] was existing, [ __ ] So, I went ahead and I sent her $750.

[00:03:11]So in my email, it was a secure email pro secure email program called Pro Mail. That's what it was called. This is real fact. I never forget. So in my email Pro Mail, I wonder if I still got my ProTime Mail account, but you had to get to it on the dark web and all kinds of it was that this is how old this [ __ ] is. And so, uh, I go in my mailbox and [ __ ] I'm looking at the the profile for Ma Matthew James Dolbert. Real name, girl. And so, I'm looking up the stuff and boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. I'm like, "Okay, this [ __ ] sick. This [ __ ] ain't never miss a payment of nothing in his life."

[00:03:51]And so, girl, this is big time scam. I'm talking about now, girl. This ain't no selfch checkout. And so, this [ __ ] never miss a payment of nothing in his life. This [ __ ] got mortgage on this [ __ ] This kind of [ __ ] got all kind of [ __ ] on this [ __ ] This [ __ ] is sick on me. Now, it didn't show me the credit score, but it showed me I could I could estimate the credit score based on the profile. And so, [ __ ] he was [ __ ] I'm like, oh my god. Sick on name. Sick credit. She was like, "Yeah, Sick." Cuz he came on the lot and bought two cars and all he had to do, [ __ ] was sign for him. He ain't put no p not a penny down. He was like, "He got one for him and one for his mistress.

[00:04:27]And he was around here showboating and stuff like that. He bought two cars without putting a penny down. This [ __ ] had sickening credit. [ __ ] this [ __ ] had about 20 years worth of credit.

[00:04:34]History, [ __ ] [ __ ] just straight straight payment after payment after payment after payment. [ __ ] roll in the door. So I'm like, damn. So I'm used to making a couple two $3,000 off a profile, but I told her [ __ ] I said, [ __ ] look, go to Western Union. I got something else for you, girl. I had to get that who that other two she was looking for, [ __ ] So I sent her $1,000 all together.

[00:04:57]I want to be like him. No, I want to be like him when I grow up. Girl, that [ __ ] had a nasty old signal profile, [ __ ] 20 years strong and just straight painless [ __ ] So anyway, I um I said, "Damn, what can I do with him?"

[00:05:10]Cuz I didn't even know what to do. I could try to go get cars, but he just got cars. I can go try to get stuff. I was like, "Man, what the [ __ ] I'm going to get off this profile?" I was like, "No, I'm going just [ __ ] I'm going just get some [ __ ] I'm going just get some [ __ ] I'm going get I'm just some credit shit." So I'm like, "Fuck it." I'm like, "This [ __ ] credit so good. I know he can get American Express card." So, I head over to americanpress.com and apply for the card. I apply for American Express card, right? Um, back in the gap, I don't know if you can do this now, but they don't, you couldn't apply for no product. You would apply and they would select the product that you most qualified for. Like, you could say, I want this kind of card or apply for that kind of car back in the gap. You just go to mer.com, put an application, and they'll tell you, you know, okay, you qualify for this card. This is the card we're giving you. Right? And so, um, I applied for the car using all his information based on the information on the credit profile. But this is the next part. This is what I'm going to say about I ain't no dummy. I can't be no dummy, [ __ ] Because you have to know this man. So, I looked up, found out what he was doing. He was a neurosurgeon in Texas. Uh, found out where he lived, find out where he like to golf at. I did my research on him. Called this. Yes.

[00:06:14]Um, I'm I'm Mr. B. I'm I'm James assistant. Um uh he was trying to call I I did all this to try to find out as much as I can about this method, right?

[00:06:24]Um and this is another reason because I wanted to do this after I applied for the card. I waited a few days. This is how you used to do it back then. This is not going to work today because everything is automated internet. But back then they used to do what's called a manual review. So I call American Express say hi I'm Dr. Jober. Um, I would like to I have just applied for a card, but I'm applying for this card because for my mistress and not my I don't want my wife to know. Could you send it to my offices in Baton Rouge?

[00:06:57]And they were like, "Okay, Dr. Dory, verify a few a little bit of information." So, whatever they ask me, I already knew because listen, you got to do your homework, [ __ ] Because at the end, if they ask you what's your social security number and you say, "Um, let me 5433." Uh, you're not gonna fly.

[00:07:16]So, [ __ ] I had to say when they say what's your supposed to 527, what's your what's your previous address? I'm saying West Third Street.

[00:07:23]It's It was It become natural cuz I became him. I am him. And if you tell me something about it, I'm going to feel some like what you mean? You can't hiccup. You can't cough. You can't um you can't uh you can't so you can't think about it. It has to come natural.

[00:07:38]For me, I train myself how to do this. I train myself literally on how to become these people like by literally embracing this in my mind. All right. So, this story time was coming with a message about this. This is how I knew I never messed over my people. I've never messed nobody black because if I start doing my homework and found out you was a [ __ ] I left you the [ __ ] alone.

[00:08:05]If I found out you was if I found you you had this metal in your skin, I never touched you. Then do I never have a charge against no black people. I do not have no charge against no black women. I do not have no charge. Now the white folks, the rich white folks, the corporations, the businesses, the government with my tax income scheme. I got them all, [ __ ] Got [ __ ] I was like Pokemon, [ __ ] You got to catch them all. But for my people, I never did it. They don't got no charge like that.

[00:08:30]Look up my charges. Anybody all my stuff public? I don't nothing seal. I don't got nothing sealed. Nothing sealed. All my stuff is public information. You can look up anything you can find about me.

[00:08:40]And I got $1,000 right now cash. I'll find I'll put it on my ass. [ __ ] if a [ __ ] show me I [ __ ] over a black person. Any black person. Show me cuz I know who I was. I know what I did.

[00:08:52]I'm telling y'all something that the feds don't even know right now.

[00:08:56]That's how I know. I would never I would look you up. I would look you up and do my homework because I had to. I couldn't go to the bank and withdraw money on you and and they say, "What's your social security?" I say, "Uh, what's your last name?" Uh, what color? Uh, what's your mother? Uh, I couldn't do that. I had to know you. I had to know you better than you. When I walk in there as you, I'm going to walk out there with you, with you. I'm you. So, I did so much homework on a person. I knew everything about him. I knew what country club he was in.

[00:09:23]He was in a golf country club in Texas, [ __ ] I knew everything. I knew everything, [ __ ] I knew so much about this dude. I knew the code to his [ __ ] um what you call he had a gated community. I knew the code to it, [ __ ] That's how much I do my homework.

[00:09:36]So that's how I know ain't never messed over my kind.

[00:09:41]I know. That's how I know this. I know this. I know this me.

[00:09:49]So don't tell me nothing about us. I know what I ain't doing.

[00:09:55]So with that being said, so anyway, so I get Dr. Dor information. He's a He was a rich white man. No shade. Got that money. No shade. Neurosurgeon. No shade.

[00:10:03]Get paid. No shade. He paid. He get paid. He get paid, [ __ ] No shade. I can't say nothing from him. [ __ ] did good. But I had all this information.

[00:10:11]So, [ __ ] Anyway, I applied for American Express card. Then I called American Express. I told her I don't want my wife to know about this card.

[00:10:17]Send his card to this address because that's where my mistress is saying. yada yada yada. American Express like, "Okay, no problem." They asked me to verify some information. But [ __ ] I knew it like the back of my hand. So whatever they ask me, [ __ ] I knew I have the guess. I nothing. Whatever you want. You want social number? You want the social number backwards? You want the date of birth? You want to know what my sign is my first child? Whatever. I knew all that about.

[00:10:39]So anyway, we go in.

[00:10:45]I kind of forget about it. Uh, one other thing I I want to tell y'all, I rented a apartment out there to send [ __ ] I went to meaning that I like back in the gap.

[00:10:58]This was another thing that was cute too. Ordering [ __ ] like you ordering [ __ ] with a bum credit card that you buy off of the dark web back then the [ __ ] was popping and so like I order shoes whatever whatever but I knew at any given time the [ __ ] the police are knocked down the door. So I never there's not even a stitch. There's nothing in the [ __ ] apartment.

[00:11:15]There's nothing in there. There's not I don't I don't I don't go in there with nothing. The only thing that it's there for is packages. But this is what it is.

[00:11:23]Because after the storm, the hoes from New Orleans, a lot of them was in Baton Rouge. And so they had it's like a forplex, [ __ ] It's like a I can't draw, girl.

[00:11:35]But I had rented the one at the top.

[00:11:37]It's forplex. So it's two. It's four apartments in one building. And so Oh, they messing up the cover mixes. So I rented this one and I knew the holes that stayed down here. And so if a package would come, I'll be like, "Just get the package for me and just sign Donald up." They was like, "Cool." And I paid them or I ordered them some [ __ ] Like we was cool. They was like, "Shit."

[00:11:59]Because the only place you can get a warrant for is the empty apartment. It's nothing in the apartment. There's not a apartment. It's rented. It was in Gardier Lane. If y'all don't know anything about Baton Rouge, it's rented.

[00:12:10]They They rent your apartment with nothing. You got fake ID, whatever. You can [ __ ] as long as you got the cash, they rent your apartment. But at the end of the day, so that's what it was. [ __ ] could never come back to me. Y'all bust down that door. Ain't nothing not a thing in there. Not a thing in there, but applying central. So anyway, you had it in Mexican central. Not go.

[00:12:30]It wasn't Mexican central back then. It was black central. It It's Mexican central. Nah, but it a it wasn't Mexican central. It was black central back then.

[00:12:37]So anyway, this is I'm telling you my operation so elaborate, [ __ ] Credit card scams. They for the faggas, [ __ ] I promise you, [ __ ] I'm one of them.

[00:12:43]Jeremy.

[00:12:44]So, I sent it to that address, forgot all about it. I swear I forgot about it because you know when you doing credit card scams back then, especially, it take time. It wasn't a quick thing. It was a lick, but it wasn't a quick lick.

[00:12:58]So, um, one day the girls come, like, "Bitch, you got a little package over here, [ __ ] You want to come get it?" I'm like, I I was like, I AIN'T EVEN ORDER NOTHING. I said I said, "Oh, it must be my I did order some shoes, but I thought that was going to be I cuz I was like, damn." because sometimes the credit cards get declined, whatever the case may be. I'm I was for some reason my mind was thinking I was going to get them, but I said, "Oh, I guess they're in the shoes." I said, "Shit." Um, well, I'll be over there. And then I still waited a few more days. [ __ ] I was running chucking and driving. [ __ ] I wasn't paying no attention. But then I had really went over there to [ __ ] with them. And I I was like, "Oh, yeah." And then that's how they give me a package.

[00:13:33]So I take the package and I go to my house, [ __ ] And I open I said, "What the [ __ ] is this?" Cuz ain't no shoes.

[00:13:38]It's a little like box, [ __ ] Like a little box. Something like this.

[00:13:42]something like this, but not really cuz I just said like a little box. And I'm like, "What the fuck?" So I open the [ __ ] up and the [ __ ] is fabric like velt some [ __ ] like that.

[00:13:53]It's not no [ __ ] it ain't no just box. It's like a little velvet box with a latch and everything on the [ __ ] And so um I open I [ __ ] this. I open up and and [ __ ] No, ain't no gold card, [ __ ] Hold on. You're getting ahead of yourself, sister. Sometimes you got to sit back and just listen to the story.

[00:14:13]Y'all double tap shut live. First of all, if you don't, please follow me. My name is MC Shak MC Shake Live and girl, don't be hiding a [ __ ] a diamond, [ __ ] I'm serious, girl. Them shaky sipharts ain't going to send itself.

[00:14:24]Them shaky sipharts ain't going to send itself, girl. Them shaky sipharts ain't going to send itself, girl. I just [ __ ] a queen need 13. How many I need? 14 of them, [ __ ] No shade. Them shaky sipharts ain't going to send itself, girl. Anyway, thank you for following Tiny Mo. Um, so it came up and it went like it came out the thing and it was love. If I'm lying, I'm flying. I put my right hand to the father. May he strike me down right now. Y'all know it's raining out here. Girl, this says welcome. You are now a member of the most exclusive club in the nation. I say what? That [ __ ] was the black [ __ ] car. I said ain't no [ __ ] way. Ain't no way. Yes, ma'am. The black guard. The black card.

[00:15:11]Yes, the black card. The infamous black guard. I said, "Bitch, this [ __ ] Dr. Do [ __ ] This [ __ ] is a bad motherfucker." So, I'm looking through the little paperwork for the [ __ ] cuz I'm like, "Ain't no way send me no [ __ ] black cuff, bitch."

[00:15:29]Girl, the [ __ ] don't have no preset spinning limit. In fact, you had to spend at least 250 bands on the card to for it to be for for you to even be for it to even work, [ __ ] For you even be a member. It came with 24/7 concurge, [ __ ] It was like you just call the number, you can [ __ ] do whatever you want to do. They can get you flights, they can get you whatever you need. You call a concurge, they're going to call concert tickets, everything. [ __ ] I'm like ain't no way we just call. Listen, listen, girl. I ain't going to lie to y'all. For real. For real, [ __ ] My dick out. I ain't [ __ ] I don't make it bigger. I was like, damn.

[00:16:15]Like, [ __ ] my dick out. I I'm just being real with y'all. Like, I'm just like, damn. Like, I'm turned on like a [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] I had to [ __ ] I had to start rubbing my titties or something. [ __ ] I know what the [ __ ] I don't know cuz I'm like what? I don't even know what to do. I don't even know what to do. I don't know what to do because [ __ ] it was like it was like, [ __ ] this is this is every scammer's dream. So, I call activate the call, you know, and ask me a couple of questions. [ __ ] that [ __ ] active. Boom. I go test that [ __ ] out, [ __ ] And I'm like I had got I bought a new computer. I had went to back then it was circuit city yards. Y'all don't see that y'all.

[00:16:59]That's how old this was. [ __ ] had a circuit city bathrooms. [ __ ] I went to that [ __ ] and tore that [ __ ] out the frame. Bought TVs, laptops, Zoom players, all that [ __ ] [ __ ] I was I was like, ain't no way that [ __ ] ain't declined. I said, oo lord. But then I'm like, damn, this is too big for real. I said, this too big. I can't do this in Louisiana. I got to go to Texas.

[00:17:17]Number one, cuz Texas, where you from?

[00:17:18]So the the charges cuz I'm about to go to the max [ __ ] I'm about to I'm about to swipe this [ __ ] till they decline me. I'mma show this [ __ ] Girl, I'mma show this [ __ ] I'mma I'mma show this [ __ ] I'mma go till this [ __ ] decline me. Period. So, [ __ ] I'm like boom.

[00:17:38]So, I had an Ace Boom [ __ ] by the time.

[00:17:39]She was a girl from Detroit. Shout out to my girl. Damn.

[00:17:43][ __ ] it. I'mma sell her. Darnella. I don't know where she at right now, but this my this my ace. Silent [ __ ] Never read nothing. I mean, could be like Yeah. So, [ __ ] Okay, y'all know I ain't lying. Circus City. That's how I'm telling you. I'm telling you a real factual story because I remember this like yesterday, [ __ ] because I the first and only time I've ever had a black card in my hand, [ __ ] Um, so because I I got to test this theory about no preset spending limit. [ __ ] at some point you're going to decline because I'm shaking. I'm going to work you till I can't work. Then you go you gonna be like, "Huh, something ain't right." So anyway, I called D. I said, "Bitch, let's go take a road trip." So she was in New Orleans at time. She was like, "All right, cool. I'm straight. I I'm straight. We don't take nothing. I ain't got nothing to do. I'm like, girl, we got to make some money. So, what I did, the next thing I did was I made a face. And in case yall don't know what a face is, a face is a a fake ID. They call it a face. Um, so we made I made her face and me a face with Dr. Dolor information on it. So, if we give you the card, our ID matches the card.

[00:18:43]Because a lot of times they'll be wanting the ID to check the card back then, right? There wasn't no scan the back and chips and [ __ ] That [ __ ] didn't exist like that yet, right? Um, so I made her face and made me a face because I said, "We gonna go work." And so we gonna work this [ __ ] whatever.

[00:18:57]But I said, "We going to Texas." So she was like, "All right, cool." So we So we drive all out there, have a good old little punk time. I use the I said, "Let me see how this concierge service work."

[00:19:06]So I do the concurge and rent a [ __ ] um penthouse floor downtown Dallas [ __ ] uh windom penthouse top the one downtown [ __ ] seeing the whole [ __ ] Dallas [ __ ] best view in the city [ __ ] and so [ __ ] this is what I rent I I this is what I get concurge the concurge always there for you when I get there.

[00:19:36]I'm fly off first class, [ __ ] Girl, you couldn't tell me I was a Mississippi [ __ ] So I'm like, damn. So the next morning we get up. So they're like, "Bitch, this tea, this tea." I said, "Bitch, this this car, [ __ ] This tea, this tea, this tea." So [ __ ] we take the car. So boom. I So we go to the galleria, [ __ ] We go to all the [ __ ] We running that [ __ ] We go to the Fender store, the Louis store, [ __ ] The [ __ ] Gucci store, [ __ ] The Prada store, [ __ ] the we Alexander McQueen we all the because you know the Galleria had I don't know if they still have I haven't been there in years but you know had all the little different like the designers the Nordstroms and all that so they had all that [ __ ] we tan them out the frame [ __ ] we having to go back and forth to the car two three times we got so much in the car so we take the hotel we as we bring the hotel the concier like oh no you don't do that hold on and they come took it for us I'm like oh girl wait what the [ __ ] is going on that's the first day we go to the [ __ ] steakhouse [ __ ] and eat a nasty old steak and potatoes concierge that [ __ ] got a reservation. Girl, I'm feeling myself. Girl, I'm feeling myself. I'm like, oh, doctor, doctor, doctor. So, I'm like, damn, what else we could do?

[00:20:40]So, we had got us some stuff. No shade.

[00:20:42]Then I said, no, we got to get some stuff to make some money before this gets declined because I'm thinking um I'm thinking because this [ __ ] going to decline. I'm shaking. I'm going to make a decline eventually so I can go to sleep. But as long as I can't as long as it's not decline, I ain't going to be able to sleep cuz it's going to be me or the car, [ __ ] And so, [ __ ] we room servicing it. We doing our charges to the room. We don't [ __ ] charges to the room, [ __ ] All kind of [ __ ] [ __ ] Um, so then we went to um so I'm like, "No, we got to go get some stuff that we could bring back and sell to make money." So that's when Now there's another thing y'all going to remember.

[00:21:18]Y'all going to know I ain't lying. Fries electronics, [ __ ] I will never forget, [ __ ] So I printed out on the computer.

[00:21:23]I had a laptop. I printed out every Fry Electronics in the Dallas area. every [ __ ] circus city, every mother, all that [ __ ] [ __ ] Anything that the best buys and everything, [ __ ] And so we gonna go get TV. Yep. Yep. TVs, the [ __ ] Dell laptops that just came out, the color iPhones, all that. Like it was a different colors, the the not iPhones, iPods. There was iPods back then. You know, they the iPhones the Listen, the iPhones hadn't even come out when this was out. There was no iPhone. It was a smartphone, but they did have the iPod.

[00:21:55]And so, but there was, you know, the different little color ones. Yeah. Yeah, I'm talking about my scandal days, right? [ __ ] [ __ ] told him out the frame. Get [ __ ] I'm getting all kind of computer stuff. I know can sell the laptops. They could sell TVs, [ __ ] Blu-ray players. Y'all remember there was PlayStation 3s, [ __ ] like that. All the games and [ __ ] Give me all them games. Give me all my nephew like all them games. Let me get all them games.

[00:22:14][ __ ] guess what that car don't decline. That card don't decline. So not I done got more [ __ ] than you could put in the car. I'm like ain't no way. So I'm like [ __ ] what I'mma do, girl. So, as I'm doing this, we passing a U-Haul place. I said, "Bitch, we might have to win a U-Haul." And then I'm looking. I'm like, "No, [ __ ] Let's buy a U-Haul."

[00:22:38]She was like, "What, bitch?" I'm like, "I'mma buy a U-Haul. Buy a U-Haul. [ __ ] it. Let's see if the car decall place and we see how much for a used U-Haul." And they say, "Okay, we selling this one." Blah, blah. I said, "Do y'all take credit cards?" Like, can I could have put it off credit card? It was like, "If you're ready to go approve, you got you got your U-Haul. We'll do you the paperwork." Boom. Boom. You just got to come back and pick up your uh license plate and stuff like that. I said, "Okay, no problem.

[00:23:04]How much is a U-Haul? U-Haul like 8,000." Okay, give me a U-Haul.

[00:23:09]So, I buy you a U-Haul.

[00:23:11]The car don't decline, [ __ ] You could literally put a house on this [ __ ] girl. You can put a house on, [ __ ] [ __ ] So, I buy U-Haul. So, we go put It was a regular. It was a used U regular U. $8,000. They give us that temporary paperwork from Texas, [ __ ] I'm like, "Okay, I'm never going back get no license." I don't know what you thought, [ __ ] because I'm probably just gonna burn this bush [ __ ] up as soon as I get back from New Orleans. I got time. Now, think about it. You got to think about it. Back then, you had time for this. It wasn't like instantaneous like that. You ain't got the app and all that stuff. They didn't have that. Yeah. I'm not going back there. That [ __ ] I'm a [ __ ] I'mma burn it up to my brother. Let him [ __ ] a hole in the back. I don't know. Or drive like the postal service. Put Janet Jackson in the back of that [ __ ] like poet justice. I don't know. Tell him I'm not forever come back to this place, [ __ ] So anyway, I buy the U-Haul. We load up everything in the U-Haul and then I just start going buy more [ __ ] More [ __ ] to to the point where the U-Haul is packed. There's nothing. And this car ain't declining. And I'm feeling some type of way. Like, wait, we starting to buy the little digital cameras. They have the cannons and we buying all that [ __ ] We start buying I buying [ __ ] I know I could sell real quick bags and [ __ ] cuz in New Orleans the hoes like they bag. Listen, let me tell you something. Let me tell y'all something. This for real. This for real for real. For real. I got to tell y'all this real quick. See New Orleans, see the rest of the world, y'all just getting on scamming ass [ __ ] and boosted [ __ ] Y'all just But in New Orleans, a scamming ass [ __ ] and a boosting ass [ __ ] been the the hood hero because they always selling something for cheap. [ __ ] the you a [ __ ] had their boosters on speed dial every time a party would come.

[00:24:43][ __ ] the first they got to Oh, girl, we got to go to the think think party.

[00:24:46]The first person you call, [ __ ] when you go hit the That's the first person you call. What is you talking about? You fa to go move into apartment. The first person you call that's shake. What you got? You ain't got no TVs. You ain't got no toasters, [ __ ] Yeah.

[00:25:01]In New Orleans, we been the scam.

[00:25:04]Listen.

[00:25:06]So when y'all try to when the [ __ ] try to rap me about being a scammer in my city, that's a hero. We Y'all just Karisha put y'all on that now. But back in the gap in New Orleans, [ __ ] that was a I was a scammy ass [ __ ] [ __ ] ain't nobody f to mess with me. They love me to death.

[00:25:22]For one thing, [ __ ] I got it. What you want? [ __ ] with me. You know I got it. I don't know what y'all talking about. The scammers and the boosters in New Orleans is the hero. You better not play with them. They go to war with how you behind a scammer booster in New Orleans. We love them.

[00:25:38]Think about it. Puss, Shaky, K Gunner.

[00:25:43]When we go when we go to jail, we come home heroes, [ __ ] They we have welcome home parties. We go to anybody house and eat plates. GIRL, COME ON. COME GET YOUR PLATE. LET ME KNOW WHERE YOU GET THE COLOGN. YEAH. SO, I don't know what y'all talking about. But me, I know this. When I go back to the city with this [ __ ] U-Haul, [ __ ] it's I'm the I'm loved. They They'll get mad with you for for for calling the police on me. They'll stop [ __ ] with you.

[00:26:08]The [ __ ] who ring on me, nobody nobody in the city [ __ ] with him.

[00:26:12]Nobody. Nobody. The [ __ ] writing on me, nobody [ __ ] with him. He non-existent and he one of the most talented people in New Orleans. He make beats everything. Nobody [ __ ] with him.

[00:26:24]Not a song. Shake is a scammer. Shake ain't scam us. Shake scam white folks.

[00:26:30]So shake a hero. They don't [ __ ] with they don't talk to that [ __ ] or nothing. Ask about Pikachu. Ask him when the last time made a song or anything.

[00:26:36]I'm still out here shucking and gripping. Ain't nobody [ __ ] with him. He was he one of the best producers in the history of New Orleans bouncing music.

[00:26:43]Nobody [ __ ] with cuz he turned he turned their meat. Think about it. This New Orleans we've been knew where the scammer ass [ __ ] and sed booster [ __ ] at. That's some Yeah, clock that. Clock that.

[00:26:59]Anyway, back to the story. This [ __ ] car no client. So I called my brother. My brother, I said, "Listen, I got a ticket waiting for you. I need you to come drive a U-Haul.

[00:27:11]I got a ticket waiting for you at the airport. He was like, my my cousin was with him. My cousin girl, whatever. My cousin was with him and he was like, "Blank with me." And um I was like, "Don't trip. I got him, too. Y'all got a ticket waiting on y'all at the airport.

[00:27:25]Just got to go to the airport, show your ID. [ __ ] when he got off the I'll go get him from the airport." He was like, "Bitch, I flew first class for the first time, [ __ ] What the [ __ ] you got going on? We in first class with the first class, bitches." I'm like, "Yeah, yeah, that's how I rocked it." Like, "Bitch, see my brothers, everybody [ __ ] with me with this camera. They [ __ ] help me.

[00:27:44]They don't even do that." He like, "Bitch, I'm frying first dance for the first time." I was like, "Yeah."

[00:27:50]So, so that night, me, him, Darnell, and my cousin, we go to the strip club, buy out the ball, VIP. Thank you, Dr. Do. We doing everything, [ __ ] We doing everything. We doing everything. Right.

[00:28:06]So, um, I'm like, "This card ain't going to decline. We done filled up the U-Haul.

[00:28:19]We done put everything I could possibly put in my car." I'm like, "What the [ __ ] is like I got to make this car decline."

[00:28:25]So, we passing by and so I'm like, "Damn, what the [ __ ] Where we going to go?"

[00:28:34]And then I'm like, "Oh, [ __ ] I just figured it out. [ __ ] we passing by."

[00:28:39]If y'all been to Dallas, y'all know if they got one in a row, there's a million of the same thing in a row as far as like they if you pass I'm passing by, I passed by like six banks in a row. And so I'm like, cuz that's just how Dallas is. If they got they got McDonald every strip, every m just have everything in a row. It's just all in a row. That's how Dallas is. I know why it's like that. It just is. Me ask. So, [ __ ] I [ __ ] go to um So, I'm passing the bank. I said, "Bitch, let's get a cash advance. Let's see how this work."

[00:29:13]Somebody about this cash advance because it ain't got no reset ceiling cuz that's the only thing I can get that I ain't get yet, [ __ ] is cash.

[00:29:21]Mind you, we got all kind of gift cards and [ __ ] I was going about to go back to the city and tear it up, [ __ ] I was like, "Yeah, this about the cash." So [ __ ] I go to one bank, go to ATM, the maximum withdrawal is 500. I put the pen in 500 came out.

[00:29:37]Go to the next bank, which is the block down the way. 500. I'm like, damn. So I go to about four, five more banks just to see every one of them. 500. I'm like, ain't this a [ __ ] I said, well, I tell y'all what, Darnella.

[00:29:55]I was like, "Listen, ain't no more getting no [ __ ] This what the [ __ ] we said. Tomorrow we gonna get nothing but cake. That's it." So I send I give Blazing the money. Oh god.

[00:30:11]Sometime I don't want to sell this [ __ ] [ __ ] I give my brother the money and the U-Haul and said, "Y'all go to New Orleans and just go put the [ __ ] in storage and when I get back, we gonna [ __ ] but me and we just going to stay out here in Texas and [ __ ] and [ __ ] um hit ATMs cuz ain't nothing. That's that's all I'mma do every day. I'mma do that till this [ __ ] decline." So, um we I So, what I did, I called the concurge and cuz I know I got my plan now. I got my plan now. I'm starting to map it out. What all the bank is, every bank, every one ATM, what the ATM limit is. That's who I am. I'm a person that go go sit back and get on this computer and oh, so this bank have this limit and this with the limit set over and this what it is and I'mma map it out to where okay, it makes sense. So by the time it is over with, I'mma walk out this [ __ ] with 30 $40,000 like it ain't nothing.

[00:31:04]By the time by the time tomorrow over, I'm going have $34,000 worth of cash.

[00:31:08]This my this my goal. This is my whole purpose. This the whole principle I am.

[00:31:11]Y What's up, Zeus? Y'all double tap y'all shut live. Don't be hid and send a [ __ ] a dime. Okay, listen y'all. No [ __ ] I'm giving y'all good story time.

[00:31:17]I'm taking my time telling y'all a good story and I'm telling it the right way.

[00:31:21]Girl, a shake and sip hard girl is girl.

[00:31:23]I need 20 girl. No sh I look best to give me your life. I will. Oh, thank you Zeus.

[00:31:31]Thank you so much.

[00:31:33]Yes. I don't Thank you.

[00:31:39]That was cute. Shake and s one dime.

[00:31:44]Damn. Just imagine if you know for real, huh? That to see why you away from that toxic app, girl. The toxic app, girl. I can't do I'mma go back next month though. I just needed a month off from now. That is crazy. I'm over that [ __ ] for real. Anyway, let me finish to say my story. Thank you for the gift. I appreciate I'm come. I'mma come bless your life. So, thank you for the fathers who guard the root. So, anyway, that's my plan.

[00:32:14]So, what I did was I mapped it out that night and then I said, "Girl, let's go get something. Let's see what the concurge got." So, I called the um concurge and made a um a [ __ ] uh a reservation at a some high-end [ __ ] restaurant. I don't even remember the name of it, right? And so they was like, "Okay, cool. we go ahead and you know blah blah. So I get ready um and I go to the restaurant and so I get to the restaurant and me and Dell and they're like okay boom boom boom and they said um oh it doesn't appear that your I said well I have the concurge I have the American Express concierge I should what do you mean they don't have my reservation do you not know I have Dr. And so they went and said, "Hold on." They went to the back and came back and they was like, "All right, cool. Yeah, we do have your we do have your reservation and follow us to your table." What's up, brown eyes? So I go to the table, me and we just sitting there, right? And so um they come, they they brought us some water and took our orders. I made a wine order cuz you know I like the s and um whatever whatever. And so me and Donella just talking but not paying attention.

[00:33:27]But they instant like keep passing us by then. They ain't really, you know, I'm like, what the hell?

[00:33:34]Hold on. Hello.

[00:33:37]Okay. All right.

[00:33:41]One second.

[00:33:46]One sec.

[00:33:50]One sec. One second. I'm telling fire.

[00:33:59]Hello.

[00:34:01]This was a check.

[00:34:04]All right.

[00:34:07]So, you ever seen the house? Just saw my sister. So, anyway, so they JUST PASS US BY. I'M LIKE, WHAT the [ __ ] So, I said, excuse me. Um, to the next person, I said, listen, we've been waiting for a while. I made my order. What's going on? And so he like, "Oh, um, I'mma check on it for you, sir." I said, "Do you know who I am? I'm Dr. Dolbert." Like, "How dare y'all?"

[00:34:30]I'm like, "Cuz I told you, [ __ ] When I become a [ __ ] I become a bitch." And [ __ ] ain't no way they got Dr. Dolor sitting here waiting on no [ __ ] meal. The [ __ ] is wrong with them? I am Dr. Dolor. The hell? I am Dr. Dolor.

[00:34:47]So they say, "Oh, I'm sorry, doctor. We going let me go check on." So then we back to like chit chatting and what not and then some two more people come and I was like you must be the manager because baby I have been waiting so long for my plate. I had ordered we placed our order and it was like whatever and and so was it was a woman and a man and the woman was like who are who are you? I said y'all act like y'all don't know who I am. I am Dr. James Dobury and I am not I do not like y'all service. And they said, "Well, oh, oh, but Dr. Dory, I'm officer such and such with Dallas PD." I said, "Oh, really?"

[00:35:34]Cuz [ __ ] I knew I was going. I said, "Oh, really?"

[00:35:41]And [ __ ] this is a true story. I swear to God if you go. Yeah. I said, "Oh, really?" I said, "Yeah." He said, "Oh, Dr. Dor, I'm such and such with those stupid dad."

[00:35:54]And I'm like, "Oh, really?"

[00:35:58]I'm going I'm going in. I'm going in.

[00:36:02]I'm going in. I'm going in. And so, um, yeah, I was arrested. I was arrested.

[00:36:13]should have just kept it. Yeah, girl. I But so what happened was I found out what happened. What triggered it was this by me going to the ATMs. It triggered the car like the calls like all these different What's going ON DRAKE? WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT'S GOING ON, FRIEND? I DIDN'T KNOW you was in here, girl. I You was just talking about laughing. And so um what triggered it was by me going hitting the ATMs like that. That's what triggered it. So when I did the concurge, the concier urge was like, "Oh, well this where he going to be at." But that's why the so him out.

[00:36:47]It triggered the car. So the conc was like, "Wait, what the fuck?" And so that's what happened. It wasn't I miss you too, girl. I miss you too. And so that do I have? Yeah. So that's what happened. It triggered the by going to them ATMs like that. that triggered the car was looking and they end up I think they end up calling him to say so are you making all these different little ACM transactions he like I don't have no card I don't have that card I have another card like whatever whatever and so they was like oh okay hold on and so when I called the concurge it was just it fell right what happens all the remember I told you I sent the money back with I sent the money back they didn't catch that girl no I got arrested I bonded out um and then you know basically basically, you know, eventually I didn't get convicted. I never got convicted of it.

[00:37:38]I went to I had to go to court down there one time and the next time it was like boom boom and it become a nonprocess when I went to prison and whatever whatever. Now I did have charges in Texas but sometime just wiped it up into all my federal stuff. So I didn't even So did that start a federal cases? No. But it put me on their radar.

[00:37:54]I believe it put me on their radar that like I became a a person to watch.

[00:38:00]Yep. So that's what happened. That's that's what that's what happened. I never got a conviction in Texas though. I've only been convicted in Louisiana, man. But I had choice in Texas. So So that is the that is that is the money.

[00:38:19]So b So when a [ __ ] talking about that scam and [ __ ] girl, y'all don't know. Y'all don't know. Y'all don't know. Y'all don't know. Y'all don't know nothing about it. One thing USB can't stay in this composition. Did you make you pay anything back? They never called it, [ __ ] That [ __ ] was so long gone, [ __ ] Hey, are you the one that used to be with Mercedes Star? Uh, no. I don't even know who that is.

[00:38:46]My first gift ever on the app goes to you. Oh, thank you so much. I'm the head hunter. I like your name. Thank you so much. Oh, thank you so much. I'm glad to get your first gift on the app. Oh my god. Thank you so much. I appreciate you. Oh, that's what's up. Thank you. You gifted just for me. That is what's up. I love you. Oh, I got I got to You never You never gave a gift on this app. You finally gave me one.

[00:39:15]That's what's up. That's when you That's when you like Okay. Okay. I I see you. I see you. I had to finally make I had to see. So, I see you. But yeah, y'all. All right. So, look. I'm about to get up out of here. My [ __ ] [ __ ] charged up. I love y'all so much. If you never did, thank you so much. I went ahead and follow you. Go ahead and shake it. Make sure we have a time. That's my job.

[00:39:35]That's my job. I got the That's my job.

[00:39:36]My job. I got one job and that's to [ __ ] with my people. Y'all my people. And I love y'all. So, I'mma talk to y'all next time. I just can't [ __ ] with y'all. And I'll talk to y'all later. I love y'all so much.