Things to Do In GTA V - Bad Santas | Rooster Teeth

[00:00:00][Music] [Applause] [Music] oh po my light Merry Christmas jingle Biff jingle Biff all the way I'll save you ground a I'm coming to save the day oh my smear down the road it's my SL on the ground who's been naughty who's been nice oh Sandy claw you say like that shut the [ __ ] upan oh dude nice smoke Jeff thanks dude oh nice got the got white smoke Jeff let's make friend holiday cheer orange for Christmas right I got no smoke Frosty oh Ryan looks good Jack's got a fancy sports car uh Ryan let's all get out of our cars oh yeah let's check our Alit out I have a bike this is uh this is the only snowman mask I had I'm sorry I looked like I'm going to murder your family s let's take a Christmas portrait real fast oh yeah oh God run us over middle of the road hey it's Gavin the [ __ ] reindeer selfies I'm driving the sleigh guys Ray take a picture of all of us get a Christmas selfie line up line up hold on okay let's do like which way are we facing let's face this I'm already looking that way gav stop shooting us sorry should we jump this looks good we should jump right you can't you have to run in this game hold on tell us where to stand Ray I'm looking at Ray's screen you clicked the right stick I think uh hold on hold on Center how do we look wait wait damn it how do we look did it look good a good photo we need to re we're going to get this picture get this photo we can do the it's just like normal family photos you know someone run over oh my God almost got hit right I just walk all right I'm ready he got away right what's up with your pants he's got [ __ ] camo pants I know all right okay hang on oh squeeze in hang on you got to squeeze in okay I'm in saying on Rudolph back to back jerking I like how they have the St and then they just get bored with it [ __ ] M I'm dreaming of a white Christmas gu pain Ray you're painting him all right all right we can try again yeah let's do it oh my oh my God what's happening over Ryan's murdering people well that was the most violent thing I've ever seen in my life all right there you go all right that was incredible all right happy Holidays happy do we we ow all right what are we doing all right everyone get in your card we got our Christmas get up God get in your slays oh [ __ ] me so what are we doing Ryan we were going to do some sort of a Christmas let's do it I've got Ray oh no got out I ran over Ray that was amazing on my screen he just slipped out of FR genus all right we what we I'm getting murdered try to jump over we we're going to try and uh we're going to go have a team present off come here oh it didn't work that time no I need to approach slowly there we go wo are coming don't worry roog kill my God I'm dead the slay all destruction is making me rock hard what happened oh God I got flattened my Sligh raise rock hard who else Jer right Jer off on my car all right can do all right I'm getting shower it's like a car wash it's a car wash who's this over here I'll pick you up you're dude our cars are good right nice B thanks man w w okay all right who's going to start the game Spirit uh you look pretty SC Jeff you look like the Santa Claus definitely not Ryan who still wear camo pants where's my car is my car my special christas I think yeah my car got [ __ ] ha oh wait here's your car is it blown up uh yep yep you're missing your the back half of your car all right so let's do it it's DS versus gents the [ __ ] so much chasing you to run you over and you took care of yourself the the Chris the Santa gents are trying to deliver packages toys to the kids but the ner do come ond naughty elves are trying to steal the packages for themselves and uh dud that's a blood it's a fight package Finish hopefully we can save Christmas jents who where's your hat snowman has no magic powers about the Hat Jeff give him a present all right let's uh let's let's I'm starting upav that you guys want some of this oh my God oh God Jeff does not want any of it I saw a gun pop out of the side of my car on him so it's uh it's two teams and the first one get the uh presents wins we're playing presents Yeah Christmas morning so we're we're fighting to get to the presence though yeah team cuz we're the eles Jeff the nerd the dir naughty oh dude perfect set up we're The Outlaws good dude ready to play this we have never look this good yeah you're a reindeer not a [ __ ] Don what to be fair I don't know what sound of rer Mak don't make that no oh my God Santa's on the roof it's the Christmas donkey get baale of hay well that that is actually a song the Christmas donkey oh it is is it look at all these cars these are not christmy Cars these cars suck [ __ ] dude let's what I wanted for Christmas all right right oh we all have our own cars okay mine's blue cuz my favorite color is blue we're we're going to get the Christmas Coke Zero it's Coca-Cola it's it's snow we're trying to collect the snow dude did you know that the nose snow they're making [ __ ] movie about the Coca-Cola polar bears what no they not bear yep real movie movie coming out the name is their names are probably cha and Ching diet cha yeah cha-ching money holy [ __ ] Gavin are you serious right now God damn dude oh God oh my God oh God oh [ __ ] that's right we're going against each other well we're in the same team Ray well I mean you know hi Jack hi Jack God damn it all right protect me frosty snow [ __ ] I'm getting shelled oh oh my God oh my God oh my God you're fine I blowed up you did okay I got it did I not get the right car there's not car it's on the ground oh no I stole a Carman back [ __ ] going it oh oh no oh no the car get you oh he's right there Christmas Christmas spirit Christmas CHR where's the coke gone oh I got bipped I got bipped I had the Coke but I got bipped they're to pick it up oh that's not the right weapon oh I'm down I'm down Santa's down a God damn I got shot in the side get her ra I grabbed the car somebody tell CLA that I love oh we got this oh my God there's L exp got guys you got to get the [ __ ] out of there get the [ __ ] out of there they're coming oh my God where I I'm on snowman's got the [Laughter] snow I B I blew out Gavin's Tire Gavin take out Ryan don't give a [ __ ] about Gavin you got I got hit with a C4 C4 full of coal [ __ ] is that what the she stands for coal four yeah coal four man I wish I was just a little faster I wish little gav I wish I was a little bit L we need Ray got the that was a rough turn that's actually oddly the uh the gift of packages for children this is anus W and Coke oh there goes somebody so I think Ray escaped he didn't escap yet his uh his raineer are faster than my reindeer I'm the reindeer Ryan all right well you're faster shortcut no he's not Jeff all right all right oh pardon me not really sure where Jeff's going he's going the wrong way now being a sa Merry Christmas [ __ ] thanks I'm going up and over here we go well this is uh not a [ __ ] well that did not work yeah my shortcut didn't work either I'm in the duard probably car oh sorry sir yeah I think for nobody I think Ray's got it I think Frosty's going to save Christmas I hope you melt you [ __ ] I can't even get out of this hole that back oh [ __ ] oh I clanged it oh no oh God all right what are you doing Ray oh winning nicely done Ray all right the [ __ ] Christmas elves SL snowman SL reindeer taken What We Do It Best of three or something I got zero JP let's do best of three Japan dude look at that that is a Winner's crew right there all right let's replay round two ready see do it do it do it do it do it it Jeff this time do you want to get in the car and I'll drive yeah sure dude o shots fired that sounds like a moving Target bloody of reindeer with a grenade all right I'm in I'm not all right let's do this boys get that green one green one green one one the white one it matches Gavin [ __ ] ganked it yeah he didn't take the br oh my God then he slammed into you slam by the way You' hit back just to get a way point for the coke oh things are about to get hairy kick off oh they're already here holy [ __ ] there are already explosions oh my God wa wa wow all right get it get Frosty's down get in get [ __ ] no blow up is it in the car ah [ __ ] I think it might be in I got I got I didn't see it you didn't see it floating there no have a grenade have there was nothing there grenades oh my God I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm getting out of here I got it I got it oh get in the car get in the car get in the car get in the car get in the car get in the car get in the car get in the car crap dock duck duck God damn it Goose hold them off Ray that's what Frosty does best we've got to save Christmas kill [ __ ] B oh no Jeff flipping Jeff flip me oh no no no where is this a i bipped Jeff riddled me Jeff ridd got it [ __ ] absolutely riddled oh Jack spawn right there what the [ __ ] oh we're all spawning right here Jack was invincible oh where am I go Santa as Jeff got the cocka yeah he and Blitz it and the other ones proner praner and maner man the king be on the wall I am dead as well was wondering where Ryan was I just got to get these toys to the orphan kids oh [ __ ] get him Michael got him oh no it's in the middle of the road Michael I'm going for it oh my car's a wrecked I'm bailing I'm bailing oh God I got run over Gavin you killed me how you ran me over with your car I wasn't even in it anymore uhoh yeah the part that you weren't in the that ran me over got run run faster car faster car what's this about what's going on Ryan where he is escape oh it's hard to shoot backwards and [Applause] drive oh my tires bipped on your ass you better not [ __ ] up bad turn bad turn bad turn oh no oh I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead took out somebody's tires I think I took out uh Jack's tires what is it left orow need help get away disable go Jeff got break I have oh there's a car [ __ ] go go go down I killed myself I blew myself up Santa down damn it oh [ __ ] I can't get go damn it oh go go go go go I don't remember where the point was to go to Ryan are you Brown Santa uh yes all right go Brown Santa oh [ __ ] tractor these kids are going to get their present all right and they'll then they'll need some method oh [ __ ] oh oh come on Ro again every godamn all right Ryan you're on your own Santa's coming kid [ __ ] put this wall there iated ow the Lost Defender it's okay though I don't know that was the worst world block of all time oh I got hit by car oh that was a road yeah which one I was going to pick if Ryan wrecks Ryan we got through your defenses how many times do I have to wreck I've done it a few I need you to like flip oh no cousin Edd's van I think I think I got it I think the kids will be happy this year God damn it the kids are little [Music] bastards get over the door upside down delivered we saved Christmas this time all right let's let's check this Victory crew I want to see this pose I can't wait to see the [Laughter] flip-flops all right Sun's going down Christmas Eve on your chances for this R you are silver one to the Moon do it lads nice gav gav gav said to the moon and drove right into a park dude we're like a convoy all right jent we've got to save the toys we got to save Christmas we got to get some [ __ ] prees for ourselves oh Ryan what happened here was a little climbing down the chimney oh it's Santa's anus and it's on fire all right what way do they come from uh opposite direction we came from oh they're here they are here where I didn't see them Drive Jack they are out of here I died but I took them both out I took them both out oh dear there's only two of us just the two that's one weakness drugs are still there I mean the presents are still there what is Gavin doing move detate bipped bipped left left in the d-pad who's got it who's got the drugs who's got the toys anybody do we do please tell me we do oh head shoted the [ __ ] out of Santa R you got [ __ ] oh right go go go go go damn it oh F oh my God got him that was wrong everything why am I on a mountain why would I spawn here oh [ __ ] Ryan's killing everyone get the coke get the coke we got we got to blow them up we got to blow them up oh I got money I get Coke ah don't jump out what are you doing what the hell just happened that oh I just jumped out of my car for get the coke no I spawned on the other side of the world not really I I didn't oh I [ __ ] got murdered get the coke they are taking forever they're grabbing it right now the coke get it faster ow I'm stealing your cover excuse me Jeff what the I kill anybody oh he's making off with it he's making off with it oh [ __ ] God damn it godam Gavin got it I think he got away no he didn't blow up [ __ ] dude there's all hell is breaking through here I can barely see what's happening oh it's a Christmas Massacre Jack's here why on the ocean [ __ ] Jack's gone grab it grab it grab it grab it grab it grab it grab it grab it and go grab I'll grab it I'll grab it I'll grab it I'll grab it I'll grab it God damn it where the [ __ ] is Santa the War Z it is a war zone oh got to get the coke where the C look out Ray's right next to it I'm out the roof of a the pool Ray's camping what the hell Camp Ray Camp FR snowman watching the drugs Michael's got the coke gazebo attack oh oh take him out Ray take him out take him out take him out no Ray you've been very naughty very naughty can I get off the Jackson vulnerable I can't get him I got his tires God damn it oh Michael's gone oh dude oh I got a piece of [ __ ] car piece of [ __ ] I don't know where Michael's throwing I don't know where Ryan is so that's what's scary no he's uh you guys are in front Ryan is nowhere near me oh damn it holy [ __ ] Lads I think we may have it maybe we got to deliver it it's a long drive ah [ __ ] you got the whole some spawn a lot of chimneys between here and the [ __ ] finish CH what just Happ oh God I jumped out of my car by a pedestrian well I'm out of the race perfect committ suicide Michael you got one more person behind you I think it's Jeff The Lads are going to ruin Christmas just go Jack what someone think of the kids I'm thinking of myself of my kids yeah oh I'm in a ditch don't say that no Ryan's is firing aimlessly out of I'm off the road [ __ ] yeah he to your left oh back on the road okay back on the road Jeff is taking a shortcut so I need to take the same shortcut he's taking guys going over some mountains yeah yeah there that usually doesn't work out very well as a shortcut didn't work out bad for Jeff shy to right catch him Jeff I'm trying Gavin how close he is he behind me he's trying to uh he's pretty far away I'm right next to though okay I don't see [ __ ] oh my God Jeff where are you going oh [ __ ] spit out you don't need to worry about Jeff that's what you say [ __ ] he went over the railing well it doesn't look like you need to worry about him but he I can't make it up the hill Santa's out of shape I'm en closing the target you're enclosing H whatever cling in you're putting something in with the coke floundering I put my dick inside the coke it's a very latty Christmas that is it oh sorry kids Christmas is cancelled Mar Quanza [ __ ] let's stop let's jerk [Music] [Applause]