A Weekend With Tumua (2026) | FULL SPECIAL

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[00:00:00]What's up, gang? We're here in San Jose.

[00:00:02]We got four soldout shows here at the historic San Jose Improv. I mean, look at the line is wrapped around the block for the show number one. And I want to share this experience with you guys. So, come with me. This is my weekend.

[00:00:27]This is the the tail end of my chi who tour and um I called it chi who tour because when someone chihoos it's contagious.

[00:00:39]Yeah.

[00:00:43]Yeah. Always get the last one that like stick them in. Yeah.

[00:00:47]Should I do it? Should I do it?

[00:00:50]No, honey. No. No.

[00:00:53]No. But I toured all across the world with this and I explain to people what chioo means. And chi who if you don't know is just the way that us Hawaii people and Polynesians yell out when we celebrate something. It's a celebration yell. Like when this guy when he put on his aloha shirt, he probably said I would tell this to people all across the world. Like a few weeks ago we were in Cincinnati, right? Ohio. And they didn't kind of understand it. So I told him, "Look, every culture has their own chih who, but they just say different things." Like us, us Paulies, we say she. The white people say yeeha followed by hell yeah, brother.

[00:01:36]Every culture got their own chew. Any Mexicans here? What the Mexicans? Yeah.

[00:01:42]You guys got this thing called a gre.

[00:01:45]Can one of you guys give me a gri right now?

[00:01:48]Hold.

[00:01:51]You guys all did it at once. That was crazy. That was I heard someone over here. Someone over here do it. Just Just them. Who goes?

[00:02:02]Hell yeah.

[00:02:04]That was a good one. It's funny though, right? That's their chih who sounds like a dying chicken in a chicken fight.

[00:02:12]That's what it every culture got one. Filipinos. WHERE THE FILIPINOS AT?

[00:02:19]YEAH, you guys are more quiet. You guys are more shy. Your chihoo, right? The Filipino chih who is the Look, you hear them. You hear them already. Look, you hear them. Tony flat tires right now. Just Ma'am, do that to any Filipino. Just they going to look. They look Huh? The point. Over there. Over there. Kuya.

[00:02:41]Kuya. Over there. Filipinos got the best hearing, man. And you can do that from seven football fields away and they listen. Huh? Huh?

[00:02:52]Every culture for real. Japanese. Any Japanese here? Yeah. Yeah. A few of you guys. You guys, there's probably more, but you guys are shy. And that's okay.

[00:03:00]It's okay.

[00:03:02]You guys are like the Filipinos as well.

[00:03:04]You guys have a chihu, but you It's even more quiet in the Filipinos. The Japanese chihu. They don't even say anything. They don't even say words.

[00:03:13]They just make noises.

[00:03:15]The Japanese chi who is that's the same sound they make in bed.

[00:03:27]That's that's that's BONSAI and then they apologize. Sorry. Sorry. H sorry. Ah, picture.

[00:03:45]How you doing, sir? Good. I see you got the 49ers hat on. Yeah.

[00:03:51]Bang bang Ner gang.

[00:03:54]Yeah. Yeah. You guys almost win Super Bowl this year.

[00:03:59]When I say almost, I mean the same stadium.

[00:04:05]WE MADE IT. WE MADE it at our house.

[00:04:10]What's your name, my man? You look you dressing all smooth. You got the faded jeans. You got the got the Is that What is that? Air What kind of shoes you wearing? My name is Jordan.

[00:04:20]>> Red Jordans. Yeah. Yeah. What's your name?

[00:04:22]>> Jay.

[00:04:22]>> Jay. Right on. Jay. Just Just Jay.

[00:04:24]>> Yeah.

[00:04:25]>> Just Jay.

[00:04:28]>> What do you do? What do you do for work?

[00:04:30]>> I'm a biomemed technician.

[00:04:33]>> You're a biome.

[00:04:34]>> My biomed tech.

[00:04:35]>> Biomemed technician. Oh, man. My bad.

[00:04:38]Sorry, bro. just I thought he was like a rapper or drug dealer. He hit me with the most completely I'm a biomemed technician actually. Uh I go to work with my Jordans and uh and who you here with?

[00:04:54]>> It's my wife.

[00:04:54]>> Your wife? Is are you from Hawaii? You kind of look local. You are? Yeah, I can tell. Yeah. What part of Hawaii are you from?

[00:05:00]>> Maui.

[00:05:01]>> Maui in the house. Okay. Yeah. Get some claps. And And you're from here, I guess. Yeah. You got you got Bay Area written all over you, man.

[00:05:11]If there was a Bay Area mascot would be Jay.

[00:05:16]Little bit dreads. 49ers hat kind of walks with a limp a little bit. Just made it to the Super Bowl.

[00:05:27]So, how did a Maui girl meet a Bay Area guy?

[00:05:30]>> Uh, through a mutual friend.

[00:05:31]>> Through a mutual friend. Okay, that's that simplifies it. Like what? Like just was it your friend or mostly your friend.

[00:05:40]>> He was a friend from like a while back >> friend from a while back. Yeah. Shoot, man. Are are you high right now or something? Just >> I know you guys can't hear him in the back, but he's talking in slow motion just, you know, we just met through, you know, just uh our mutual friend.

[00:06:01]Shoot.

[00:06:03]What was the question again?

[00:06:06]Yeah, I would not want him to prepare my medication at the biomed. Yeah. You going to need how much antibiotics?

[00:06:18]I'll put a little bit of oxycodone in for you guys.

[00:06:24]Give it up for Jay and his wife. That's what's up.

[00:06:30]But Jay, this is how we do it in in Hawaii. Who's from Hawaii? Make some noise. Anybody from Hawaii? Yeah.

[00:06:36]About half of you guys. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:06:38]Except the Aloha shirt guy. That's Are you from Hawaii? You are. How can you never say anything then?

[00:06:46]This is how we do it in Hawaii. If you guys don't know, we make fun of every ethnicity. That's how we feel involved.

[00:06:51]>> For real. We actually get offended if we don't make fun of you. So, everyone can take it. everyone, you know. And I don't like when mainland people or people away from Hawaii, they say, "Oh, those Hawaiians, those Hawaii people, they are racist.

[00:07:06]They are racist." We're not racist.

[00:07:08]We're not. We just don't like Holl's.

[00:07:10]That's it. We just I'm kidding. We love them. We love them.

[00:07:16]We love them. If you don't know what Holly is, you probably are one.

[00:07:24]I mean, nothing wrong with being Howie, too, cuz there's a lot of Hollies in Hawaii who are very successful. I got to say, out of all history, the most wellrespected Howie to ever come out of Hawaii got to be Dog the Bounty Hunter.

[00:07:41]You guys never hear that name long time.

[00:07:45]That's my favorite. I love dog.

[00:07:47]>> I love dog and I'm not even Filipino and I love dog, you know.

[00:07:54]Sorry, was that a little too rough for you guys?

[00:08:01]>> Dog was my favorite TV show growing up because that's the closest thing us Hawaii kids had to Avengers for real. All the mainland kids had Spider-Man, Batman, Iron Man. We had Dog.

[00:08:18]That was our superhero, right? And if you had to explain to someone what the show was about, it's the craziest show, right? It's kind of pretty messed up show concept. Like when they pitched it to the producers back in the day, they got the most howl looking guy.

[00:08:35]THE MOST HOWLEY LOOKING GUY, RIGHT? MORE Holly than you, you and you, ma'am.

[00:08:41]Chasing down the most big local fugitives, big Samoans, Hawaiian, Tongans. How crazy is that? And if you had to explain to someone how dog looked, bro, he was an interesting character, right?

[00:08:58]He had this this long glorious blonde mullet, right? He had the darkest Oakley shades he can think of. I think he spray painted the glasses, right? He spray painted and he'd wear it 24 hours a day.

[00:09:11]Never took it off and he'd still see the fugitives at night. I don't know. I don't know how he did that. Even to this day, he we don't even know if he has eyes. He never took it off. He has the same Oakley glasses from 2007, guys.

[00:09:24]Leather vests, unbuttoned all the way down. No more shirt underneath. No more shirt. Just permanent sunburnt red skin.

[00:09:35]Some gray hairs poking out. He had the most raspiest voice you can hear. Like he smoked cigarettes all day, leather gloves. He was the man.

[00:09:48]Every episode was the same, by the way.

[00:09:51]Every episode. It made it seem like these fugitives that they were catching were these fivestar mastermind criminals.

[00:09:59]They was just regular people, but they would HYPE IT UP EVERY SHOW.

[00:10:04]The same thing, right? Before they start, they they do a little prayer, right? Let us pray. Let us pray.

[00:10:11]They go into the room. They get the white board, right? They get the mug shot of the criminal, right? And dog gives his speech to his crew, right?

[00:10:20]He's like, "Okay, guys. Today we got to catch Iika.

[00:10:29]He's very dangerous.

[00:10:32]He's wanted for possession of marijuana."

[00:10:37]And we caught him making shishi at Alam Moana Beach Park.

[00:10:43]We got to get him off the streets.

[00:10:47]And they come in hot in their blacked out SUVs flying 90 mph.

[00:10:54]They got big boob Beth driving the car.

[00:10:57]Can't even turn the steering wheel.

[00:11:02]Dogs in the back seat. Faster Beth.

[00:11:04]Faster. Faster.

[00:11:07]That was the number one show on A&E back in the day. It broke all the records and all us Hawaii people, we would watch it and recognize our family members inside of them.

[00:11:20]Oh honey, LOOK MY LOOK MYIN.

[00:11:24]WOW.

[00:11:25]He really let himself go.

[00:11:28]Look how skinny he look.

[00:11:31]All his teeth gone.

[00:11:37]>> That guy was on that episode too.

[00:11:43]But dog, he was he was so aggressive, right? Kicking down doors, punching holes in walls. Every other word was a was a f word. He would swear constantly, right? You can't do it on television.

[00:11:55]So, all you heard was like they were speaking Morse code or something. You'd kick down e f you mother fer. F you. You're toasted.

[00:12:06]You're done. Shouldn't have missed your court date. Hell yeah, brother.

[00:12:14]HE'S TALKING BACK. HE'S TALKING BACK.

[00:12:16]MASON.

[00:12:19]OH, this one's OUT. LELAND, GIVE ME ANOTHER ONE. M.

[00:12:23]F you, brother.

[00:12:26]5 minutes later, is in the backseat of the SUV. His eyes all bust up. Can't even see his eyes. Can't even breathe.

[00:12:32]He's like dog just changes completely, right?

[00:12:40]Hey brother, you like one cigarette?

[00:12:44]I'm sorry I kick you in the nose. You can't even grab the cigarette. It's like dangling on his lip. He's like brother, you got to stop making shishi at Alawana Beach Park.

[00:12:59]Come on. You get kids. You get kids.

[00:13:05]You like something from McDonald's?

[00:13:09]Young blood. Get him one quarter pounder.

[00:13:13]Hey, shout out to dog though. He's still going strong. Shout out to dog.

[00:13:18]Rest in peace to Beth.

[00:13:20]>> Yeah. Right on. How how you doing, sir?

[00:13:22]You look You look good.

[00:13:25]>> Hell yeah. Filipino.

[00:13:26]>> Yes, sir.

[00:13:27]>> Yes, sir. It's only racist if I get it wrong. All right. That's I like it, man. What's your What's your name?

[00:13:35]>> Eric.

[00:13:36]>> Eric. Right on, Eric. Are you full Filipino?

[00:13:39]>> 100%.

[00:13:40]>> Yes.

[00:13:41]>> How tall are you?

[00:13:50]>> How How tall? You don't know. He just He like wants me to pull out a measuring table. Like, how tall? He's like He's like, "You'll see for yourself, sir.

[00:14:01]That's the first time it ever happened.

[00:14:02]How tall are you? He's just like, "Oh, over here.

[00:14:06]Go grab the uh measuring tape."

[00:14:10]What? What? What is that? Like 52? 53.

[00:14:14]53 at least. At least. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:14:18]He's 100% Filipino. He is.

[00:14:25]Nothing wrong with that, Eric. That's that's that's cool. What you do for work? What do you do with that that physique?

[00:14:30]>> I'm in sales.

[00:14:31]>> You're in sales. Okay. What do you sell?

[00:14:34]>> Phones.

[00:14:35]>> Phones. Oh, like like T-Mobile.

[00:14:37]>> AT&T.

[00:14:37]>> AT&T. Shout out to AT&T. Yeah. Oh, everybody said boo. Look this one.

[00:14:43]>> Yeah. You got a question about your monthly bill? Ask Eric.

[00:14:49]Maybe he can maybe he can make the payment shorter like his height.

[00:14:56]I'm kidding, Eric. I'm kidding. So, I'm guessing you guys got free free phone bills, right? Or do they give you free uh >> half off?

[00:15:03]>> Half off. Okay. Like, okay.

[00:15:06]>> Never mind.

[00:15:07]>> Huh?

[00:15:08]>> Never mind.

[00:15:08]>> Never mind. Are you AT&T, too?

[00:15:12]>> I'm that. But if he get half off, never mind.

[00:15:15]>> If he get half off, never mind.

[00:15:18]Are you drunk, ma'am? What the hell is That was the weirdest interaction.

[00:15:28]He get half off. Never mind. Never mind then. Never mind. What? What? No. Never mind. Are you saying you wanted fool like 100% off?

[00:15:38]>> I don't think he can do that.

[00:15:41]What's your What's your name, ma'am?

[00:15:43]>> Me?

[00:15:43]>> Yes. Who else am I talking?

[00:15:49]>> Huh?

[00:15:50]>> What?

[00:15:52]>> One more time. So, >> so s o s e. So, what what what ethnicity is that?

[00:15:58]>> Samo.

[00:15:59]>> Samo. Oh, I better watch out now.

[00:16:05]You know she's samo. She would emphasize that. Hey, samo.

[00:16:10]So sick. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

[00:16:16]You know what, Eric? Give her 100% off.

[00:16:18]Give her give her all the benefits. She can have it all.

[00:16:24]She going to be waiting outside in the parking lot for me.

[00:16:28]You think you funny, huh? You think you funny? Huh? With the half off.

[00:16:34]Whack half of your face off right now.

[00:16:41]>> Who you here with? So say >> your family.

[00:16:44]>> Oh, my family.

[00:16:45]>> Oh, auntie. Uh, >> which which one? Christina.

[00:16:50]>> Leave me alone. Yo.

[00:16:52]Oh, you with you with them. So, ARE YOU >> LEAVE ME ALONE?

[00:16:55]>> Leave me alone. Are you relate? Are you related to me? So, say, >> huh?

[00:17:01]>> Possibly.

[00:17:01]>> Possibly.

[00:17:04]I I don't even know her. I don't. It's like me saying I'm related to the rock.

[00:17:11]That's my caution over there. That's my caution.

[00:17:18]You're on Sy. Turn it on.

[00:17:22]Sorry about that, Eric. I know she didn't cut you off.

[00:17:26]She didn't cut you short.

[00:17:31]I'm kidding. Enough with the short jokes already, right? Get enough with them.

[00:17:34]>> It's Yeah, it's old. He's like, "It's older." And this your wife, you guys are holding hands. That's so romantic. Wife or girlfriend?

[00:17:41]>> It's my girlfriend.

[00:17:42]>> Girlfriend. How long you guys been dating?

[00:17:44]>> Um, like two and a half years.

[00:17:45]>> Two and a half years. Oh, still kind of fresh. Kind of fresh. You guys live together?

[00:17:49]>> Yeah.

[00:17:49]>> Yeah.

[00:17:50]>> Yeah. Oh. When did that happen?

[00:17:53]>> Pretty early on.

[00:17:54]>> Pretty early on. Like like first date kind >> like uh 6 months.

[00:18:00]>> 6 months in. Who moved in with who or you guys got a place together?

[00:18:04]>> He moved in with me.

[00:18:05]>> He moved in with you. Okay. Oh.

[00:18:09]>> How come you still living with your mom or what's like >> we were just she was coming back and forth.

[00:18:17]>> Back and forth. It just made sense to >> But what made you want to go to her house? Does she have a better house or >> what?

[00:18:22]>> The rent was cheaper.

[00:18:24]>> The the rent is cheaper. Okay. Yeah.

[00:18:26]>> I I wanted him to move to my house. I wanted to stay my house.

[00:18:29]>> That's Hey, that's how to run the relationship. That's You wanted him to come to to your house? Yeah. And were you living alone, too?

[00:18:36]>> I had a housemate.

[00:18:37]>> You had a housemate? I thought you said husband at first. I was like, "Holy smokes." Housemate, not husband.

[00:18:42]Housemate. What is that? Like a like a roommate?

[00:18:45]>> Yeah. Yeah, they live in the other room.

[00:18:47]>> They live in the other room. Do they still live there?

[00:18:49]>> No.

[00:18:50]>> No, just you and Eric.

[00:18:51]>> Yeah. Yeah, we moved out. We got our own place.

[00:18:53]>> Oh, you guys got your own place now?

[00:18:55]>> Congrats. Yeah. You guys got kids, too?

[00:18:56]You guys have a family?

[00:18:58]>> Not yet. Trying to >> Not yet. Not yet.

[00:19:00]>> Not yet. What you 84, bro?

[00:19:04]>> Enjoy life.

[00:19:05]>> Enjoy life. That's right. That's how Yeah. Keep selling those phones, my man.

[00:19:08]Just >> Yeah.

[00:19:12]You got to get more half off with the kids and family plan, sharing plan.

[00:19:18]>> You know how that goes.

[00:19:20]>> So, what you get half off with him with his benefits?

[00:19:23]>> I don't know. He takes care of it.

[00:19:24]>> He takes care of it. So, you're you're AT&T, too.

[00:19:27]>> Yeah.

[00:19:27]>> Yeah. And what? I never forgot your name.

[00:19:29]>> Jessica.

[00:19:30]>> Jessica. What do you do for work, Jessica?

[00:19:31]>> I'm scientist.

[00:19:32]>> Scientist. Like legit scientist. You know this guy, Jay? He's biomemed. Is >> Does he look like a biomemed?

[00:19:45]They come in all different >> They come in all different >> all different fonts.

[00:19:48]>> Are you she roasting you right now? SHE >> OH, THEY COME IN ALL different styles.

[00:19:58]>> Well, so what kind of scientist? Like that's so such a broad thing to say. Are you are you like him? Like are you in biomed or >> um I do a lot of like molecular biologies.

[00:20:07]>> Molecular biologies. I don't even know what that is.

[00:20:12]So say you can't even spell that. Do you know what I mean?

[00:20:18]What is the the Mike Mo?

[00:20:20]You work at a McDonald with the McDonald by what?

[00:20:30]That's That's a smart job. So, you do that full-time?

[00:20:32]>> Yeah, full time.

[00:20:33]>> And you just like make I don't know what. Eric, do you know what she does? Eric, >> she makes drugs.

[00:20:40]>> She makes drugs.

[00:20:43]Oh, he's make drugs. Okay. Yeah. Oh, no wonder you take them. Whoa. Whoa.

[00:20:49]>> You make anything like growth pills or anything for just to kind of stretch him a few inches? Just one more time for Eric and and his his girlfriend.

[00:21:02]But um yeah, I just got here last night.

[00:21:04]Direct flight from from Oahu to here. Uh shout out to Hawaiian Airlines.

[00:21:10]Yeah, I mean slowly they're going away, too. All the white people taking everything. Alaska bought them out, right? So, but it's fine. It's cool. I love Hawaiian Airlines. But the thing about Hawaiian Airlines is uh this past flight, I tried to change my flight to a later time, but I couldn't do it on the Hawaiian app. It was too late. So, I had to call Hawaiian Airlines to change my flight. Has anyone ever called Hawaiian Airlines to change a flight? Now, don't do it.

[00:21:36]Swear to God, it took me 7 hours to change that flight. By the time they booked my ticket, the plane landed already. That's how long it took. And it took this long because I don't know if you guys know this, but the Hawaiian Airlines call center is stationed in Manila, Philippines.

[00:21:54]Yeah, those cheap bastards.

[00:21:57]They're paying these hardworking Filipinos 200 pesos and a chicken for hard labor.

[00:22:03]Call Hawaiian Airlines. There's real Filipino ladies with thick Filipino accents answering the phone calls. And I love them. I love them. They're so sweet. But I can hardly understand them sometimes. But it it's cute, right? Like I I would call them, right? They answer the phone.

[00:22:20]Hello.

[00:22:23]This is Gloria.

[00:22:28]Welcome to Hawaiian Airlines.

[00:22:37]Are you trying to change a flight to a later time?

[00:22:44]One moment. Ma'am, sir, I love Gloria. She's so sweet. I love all the Filipino aunties, but but they're always messing up. Always. And they're trying their best, but they're always messing up. Okay, sir. Hold on.

[00:22:57]Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Uh. Ah, [ __ ] Press the wrong button.

[00:23:06]Hold on. Hold on. ELSA, HOW DO you override the configuration?

[00:23:14]One moment, ma'am. Sir, uh, what is the confirmation number?

[00:23:21]That's the famous question they always ask. Confirmation number.

[00:23:24]confirmation or confirmation of and they do this thing whenever they tell you a a letter they try to pair the letter with a word so you understand the letter you guys know what I'm talking about right you heard it before right okay sir okay sir the letter C as in cat meow the The letter B as in Victoria.

[00:24:07]They do the same thing with numbers. I never heard anything like this in my life. They would pair a number with a phrase so you understand the number.

[00:24:15]Okay, sir. The number three as in three little pigs.

[00:24:23]The number seven as in 71.

[00:24:28]Woo 7-Eleven. I'm getting hungry.

[00:24:31]Woo. Elsa. 20 more minutes. The lunch break. Hang in there.

[00:24:39]And then it got to the finale. The seat number. Right. Okay. Sir, your new seat number is 24B.

[00:24:47]B as in Bulut and 24 as in Kobe Bryant.

[00:24:57]Rest in peace, Kobe.

[00:25:00]Where's the Filipinos at? Make some noise. Love you guys.

[00:25:06]How's these guys doing right here? You guys look like a nice couple.

[00:25:15]Are you guys a couple or no? You guys just You're >> my landlord.

[00:25:18]>> You guys just laughing and touching each other. My >> landlord.

[00:25:22]>> He's your landlord.

[00:25:24]>> Damn. Are you short on rent this month or something? Jeez. This guy taking his landlord out on a date? Is he buying all the drinks for you tonight? Is >> he mashed on Grinder?

[00:25:34]>> He mashed on Grinder.

[00:25:38]>> Are you really his landlord? Yeah, you guys are that close.

[00:25:43]>> It's my best friend.

[00:25:44]>> It's your best friend. Oh, okay. So, is he is he on time every month or?

[00:25:48]>> Yeah.

[00:25:48]>> How's his period? Is it on time or?

[00:25:52]>> He has a heavy flow.

[00:25:53]>> He has a heavy flow.

[00:25:57]>> Only when I eat Taco Bell.

[00:25:58]>> Only when you eat Taco Bell. Where are you guys from?

[00:26:01]>> San Jose.

[00:26:02]>> San Jose. All right. Yeah. Yeah. So, where where do you you live in an apartment or what? How does How's he your landlord? What's What's going on?

[00:26:07]You live You live in a house and he lives in the house.

[00:26:10]>> Yeah.

[00:26:10]>> Oh, these these guys are dating for sure.

[00:26:14]>> That's what they call it these days. Oh, we're not. We're not. No, no, no. He's my landlord. Yeah.

[00:26:19]Yeah, he's my landlord. No, we're straight. No. No.

[00:26:24]You're what?

[00:26:25]>> I'm not He is.

[00:26:26]>> You're not straight. Oh, so you Oh, but he is. Okay, that means you guys are not straight.

[00:26:35]It's fine. It's 2026, right? That's fine. That's fine. So, you guys both single.

[00:26:50]Okay. You don't have to answer that.

[00:26:52]That answered itself.

[00:26:54]>> Did you guys see that in the back? I said, "You guys single." They're like, >> "You tell him."

[00:27:03]>> How long How long have you been living with your other half >> beginning of this year.

[00:27:11]>> Beginning of this year. Okay. And and it's you you enjoy it or you going to move out or >> I enjoy it.

[00:27:16]>> You enjoy it. What is the stats? Is he just renting a room or so you guys share bathrooms?

[00:27:21]>> No.

[00:27:21]>> No.

[00:27:22]>> No. You got your own?

[00:27:23]>> Yeah.

[00:27:23]>> You guys Okay. Um kitchen.

[00:27:27]>> Share the kitchen.

[00:27:28]>> Yeah.

[00:27:29]>> Okay. Yeah. Toothbrush. You guys share toothbrush.

[00:27:34]Not that.

[00:27:36]>> What What's your name, my man?

[00:27:37]>> Victor.

[00:27:38]>> Victor and >> Nico.

[00:27:39]>> Nico. Nico is a landlord owner. The owner of the house, right? And then Victor. Yeah. So, you you just pay for one room in San Jose. Can I Yeah. Can I ask uh how much you pay? How much you pay a month? Yeah. What's What's If you don't mind me asking? Huh?

[00:27:54]>> Thousand.

[00:27:54]>> A,000. Okay. Is that pretty good here? I don't know. Cuz in Hawaii, that's cheap.

[00:27:59]>> Too cheap.

[00:27:59]>> That's too cheap. Oh, so he probably doing something more then.

[00:28:11]Guarantee. Yeah.

[00:28:15]Did it start off at 1,000 or did he raise it after stay,000?

[00:28:21]Any HOA fees?

[00:28:28]That's cool. So, you enjoy you enjoy being there, Victor.

[00:28:31]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:28:31]>> Yeah.

[00:28:33]>> And and your name is what was his name again?

[00:28:34]>> Nico.

[00:28:34]>> Nico. Yeah. Thanks for giving him him a home. Are are you guys the only two people in the house?

[00:28:39]>> No. Oh, so who else lives in there?

[00:28:40]>> My aunt.

[00:28:41]>> Your >> My aunt.

[00:28:42]>> Your auntie. Okay. Your aunt. And she rents from you, too?

[00:28:45]>> Yeah.

[00:28:45]>> Okay. So, how much bedroom in this house?

[00:28:48]>> Uh, four.

[00:28:48]>> Fourbedroom. Okay. Everybody has a So, just you. So, Victor, your auntie, that's it?

[00:28:54]>> Yeah.

[00:28:54]>> Okay. So, who's So, one, two, three.

[00:28:56]Who's the fourth room? My cousin just moved out cuz they had a baby.

[00:28:59]>> Your cousin moved out. So you get an opening then?

[00:29:01]>> Yeah, >> you heard that.

[00:29:08]>> Thousand a month.

[00:29:11]>> Plus extra activity.

[00:29:18]I mean, look how happy Victor is. Look at this. Just giggling it up, having a good time.

[00:29:26]Who paid for the tickets?

[00:29:29]>> Oh, they go.

[00:29:34]>> He's like, I love our tickets.

[00:29:35]>> You pay for all Oh. Oh. Oh, there's more people in the back. Okay.

[00:29:38]>> And what who are you guys related to?

[00:29:40]Victor and Nico. What are you guys?

[00:29:42]>> Friends.

[00:29:42]>> Friends. Okay. You guys live separate from the >> I don't know what is it? A house? It is, right? Yeah, it's house. Yeah. Separate.

[00:29:50]Okay. And Victor, you're single?

[00:29:52]>> Yes.

[00:29:52]>> Yeah. Okay. And are you you're straight, right?

[00:29:55]>> Yes. Yeah. Okay. Oh, you said that was a kind of tangy. Yes.

[00:30:00]Yes.

[00:30:03]Kind of held the ass a little too. Yes.

[00:30:07]Some Filipinos out there was talking to him. Uh-huh.

[00:30:11]Yes.

[00:30:16]Just messing with you, Victor. We just having fun. We're having fun.

[00:30:18]>> Love out in the bay.

[00:30:19]>> It's all love in the bay. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:30:21]Love is love.

[00:30:26]You heard him laugh.

[00:30:36]>> How long you been single, Victor?

[00:30:38]>> Oh [ __ ] >> What year is it?

[00:30:41]>> What year is it? It's It's 2026.

[00:30:44]>> [ __ ] Too long.

[00:30:45]>> Too long. Like over 5 years.

[00:30:47]>> Oh yeah. 100%.

[00:30:48]>> Over 10 years.

[00:30:50]>> No. No. No.

[00:30:50]>> No. No. No. Okay. So, what happened in your last relationship, if you don't mind me asking?

[00:30:59]>> Dude, damn. That was crazy one.

[00:31:00]>> It was a crazy one. How crazy?

[00:31:02]>> Uh, >> scale of 1 through 10, how crazy?

[00:31:05]>> She had kids.

[00:31:06]>> She had kids. Okay. I mean, that's >> with the baby daddy.

[00:31:09]>> She what?

[00:31:10]>> She got back with the baby daddy.

[00:31:10]>> She got back with her baby daddy.

[00:31:12]>> Yeah. After he was locked up.

[00:31:14]>> And he was locked up.

[00:31:15]>> Came out.

[00:31:16]>> Came out. This is like the worst case scenario.

[00:31:22]She had a she had kids. Baby daddy locked up. When he got out, she went back and they're they're happily ever after.

[00:31:30]>> No.

[00:31:30]>> No. He would got locked up again.

[00:31:34]>> He cheated. He got another girl pregnant.

[00:31:36]>> He cheated. Got another girl pregnant.

[00:31:38]>> Got dumped.

[00:31:39]>> And who she went now?

[00:31:41]>> I don't know. Somebody rich.

[00:31:42]>> Somebody rich. Somebody not renting from a She just be getting bad luck left and right. Just No, you're good. Victor, let me uh So, what is your type? Are you into What kind of girls are you into?

[00:31:58]>> Ones that can cook.

[00:32:00]>> Ones that can cook.

[00:32:01]>> Okay. Yeah. Any single girls interested in Victor?

[00:32:09]>> Only the friends is laughing. I don't know.

[00:32:14]What are you, Victor? Filipino?

[00:32:16]>> No, no, no.

[00:32:16]>> Mexican.

[00:32:17]>> Yes.

[00:32:18]>> 100%.

[00:32:18]>> 100%.

[00:32:19]>> 100%. All right. Well, how tall are you?

[00:32:24]>> 5'9.

[00:32:25]>> 5'9.

[00:32:26]>> Okay. Yeah. Sound like he was questioning me. 5'9.

[00:32:32]>> He got his own room.

[00:32:38]>> Not his own kitchen though. Not our own kitchen. So, you got to cook with Nico.

[00:32:46]Let me handle the enchiladas.

[00:32:50]You know what? I'll just handle the hot dogs.

[00:32:53]You go.

[00:32:56]Give it up for Victor Nico and his friends.

[00:33:02]Yeah. So, I'm a dad, too, if you guys been following me on social media. Um, yeah. I have a a baby daughter. I have a one-year-old.

[00:33:10]She's like 21 months old. I guess everybody counts in months. Parents, I have to learn. Um, her name is Dovey Pearl Ti.

[00:33:19]And she's at an age right now where she's starting to watch kid movies from start to finish. Like, she can watch the whole thing, which means I'm watching these movies, too. And let me tell you, these are some good movies, okay?

[00:33:35]They're good movies. I didn't know they were that great. Especially these Disney movies, man. They got some good writing.

[00:33:40]They get you engaged. It's very emotional. I cried twice in Frozen.

[00:33:46]I was like, "Anna, just go outside and build a snowman with Elsa.

[00:33:51]What are you doing?"

[00:33:54]That's how they make them. They make They purposely make it entertaining for adults, too. They get you locked in.

[00:33:59]Like the other day, I threw on Moana on TV for her because that's her that's her favorite movie. She loves Moana. So, I was like, "Dovey, here. Let's watch Moana while daddy takes a break." Right.

[00:34:11]10 minutes in, I find myself sitting on the couch, glued to the TV screen, watching this thing like it's game seven of the NBA finals. I even caught myself yelling at the TV to like, "Bro, just steal the heart to defeat you already.

[00:34:27]What you doing?" I look down, the baby's gone.

[00:34:33]Nowhere to be found. I'm I'm sitting in broad daylight watching this damn thing by myself.

[00:34:41]I find her. She's in the kitchen playing with a knife or something. I'm like, "Dovey, get over here. Get over here.

[00:34:47]Watch this part. It's important.

[00:34:50]Watch it. Let me rewind it for you.

[00:34:52]Watch it again. This is when Moana sings."

[00:34:56]But these Disney songs, they're contagious, too, right? They purposely run through your head. And if you ever come to my house on Aahu, that's all you're going to hear throughout my throughout the whole day is Disney songs played on repeat. And I catch myself singing these songs at random moments of the day. Like I'll be in the bathroom peeening and I'm just like when the light in the sky meets the sea.

[00:35:22]It's calling and no one knows where the shishi going.

[00:35:32]Just all over the toilet seat. That's where that's how you know in love when you can pee all over the toilet. Thank you parents for coming out and whoever has toddlers or infants. Thank you guys for finding a babysitter with your grandma or and with the grandma. And thank you guys. And all respect to the moms. You guys are the real superheroes. I don't know how you guys I don't know how you guys do it. We wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you guys, man. The moms are the real superheroes. You guys got to do everything. Especially with an infant and and a new baby. You got to learn how to do things with one hand, with one arm, cuz you're constantly holding the baby. You got to clean with one arm, cook with one arm. I can't even open a baby stroller with two arms, guys. I don't know.

[00:36:14]And I always thought before I became a parent that I was going to be the one in charge. I was going to run things.

[00:36:22]Nope. I was wrong.

[00:36:24]The baby runs things.

[00:36:26]Then the mom, then her mom, then my mom, then me. I'm fifth to anything. Fifth to decide anything.

[00:36:39]But it's great. You know, I enjoy being a dad. Again, I'm still learning. I'm still growing. Uh, but Dovey, she is 21 months old and she's almost at 2 years old. So, I can see the terrible twos creeping up. I started to see the attitude with her. And, you know, it's it's it's kind of scary, but it's cute, right? And she's she's running. What was that?

[00:36:59]>> It's going to keep going. And I heard threes is worse than the twos. Four is worse. Look at that. Look, we keep going up up up the whole way.

[00:37:07]16 is Oh jeez. It just gets worse and worse, bro. You guys Does it ever get good?

[00:37:15]Oh.

[00:37:17]Oh, man.

[00:37:20]She said around 25 is when it realized when they graduate. Yeah. No, but I I can see it kind of creeping up a little bit cuz she's talking now a little bit.

[00:37:31]And she's sprinting now. She's sprinting. She's talking. And it's cute when she runs with her two little b-legged legs running like she has a sippy cup in hand. She throws things now, right? She throw a sippy cup and she just eyes me out like she likes scrap.

[00:37:48]She's like, "Yeah, daddy, you pick it up. You pick it up." Okay. Sorry. Sorry.

[00:37:53]Here you go. Here you go. And she walks away. I swear to God she did this. She goes, "What she said?

[00:38:00]What she said?"

[00:38:03]Easy tid. Easy, easy. Go back upstairs to your mom.

[00:38:07]>> How are you doing, sir?

[00:38:08]>> Good.

[00:38:09]>> Feel like I've seen you before. Have you been to my shows?

[00:38:12]>> First time, huh? Yeah. And this is your wife?

[00:38:15]>> Yes.

[00:38:16]>> What happened to your hand? You got a Can you raise your hand up to show them that? Yeah. He got a cast.

[00:38:20]>> Are you What's >> Huh?

[00:38:23]>> I'm okay.

[00:38:23]>> You okay? Yeah.

[00:38:24]>> It doesn't look okay.

[00:38:26]>> It's like wrapped in bandages. What?

[00:38:27]What happened?

[00:38:28]>> I had surgery. Uh, I had trigger finger.

[00:38:31]>> Trigger finger.

[00:38:32]>> Yeah.

[00:38:33]playing video games too much. What the >> doing too much to her?

[00:38:43]Did he break? Did he break his finger on you, ma'am?

[00:38:49]It's so What? What is trigger finger?

[00:38:52]>> Your finger gets stuck.

[00:38:53]>> The finger gets stuck.

[00:38:56]Look like you're trying right now, bro.

[00:38:59]That finger gets stuck right now.

[00:39:02]and trigger fingera.

[00:39:05]What? How did that happen? What? What?

[00:39:07]What did you know? You don't know. You just just happened.

[00:39:12]>> You sure it wasn't?

[00:39:16]Does he always get trigger finger? She's like only on the weekends.

[00:39:24]So, did you have to go to a doctor for that or you just self diagnosed?

[00:39:27]>> Surgery.

[00:39:28]>> Oh, it's surgery.

[00:39:29]>> Surgery.

[00:39:29]>> So, what did they do to it? Let me let me see.

[00:39:31]>> They they cut the cartilage.

[00:39:33]>> They cut the cartilage >> so the finger could like >> So the finger can move. Okay. I mean it looks fine now. Like it's just >> It does look good.

[00:39:39]>> It does look good. Yeah. I mean that's a nice finger.

[00:39:46]>> And so this has been like an ongoing problem you had and you just decided to do the surgery.

[00:39:50]>> Yes.

[00:39:50]>> Yeah. So before the surgery, what could you not have done? Like you couldn't open the hand. It was just stuck like this the whole time.

[00:39:56]>> Open a bottle.

[00:39:57]>> Oh, open a Oh, don't do that. Don't do that motion.

[00:40:00]He's like, "Just open the bottle." I was like, "Oh, >> it's been a long time."

[00:40:07]>> Oh, you couldn't open a bottle.

[00:40:08]>> Couldn't open bottle.

[00:40:09]>> What? What else couldn't you do?

[00:40:11]>> That's about it.

[00:40:12]>> That's about it. Yeah. You And you got to open bottles. I got to get this surgery done, right? And you just cut the cartilage and now it's fre How fre How freaking was the surgery? How recent?

[00:40:23]>> Two days ago.

[00:40:24]>> Two days ago. Dang. And you out already?

[00:40:27]Yes.

[00:40:28]>> Did you take off work?

[00:40:30]>> Yes, one day.

[00:40:31]>> One day. What What do you do for work?

[00:40:32]>> Uh, I work in education.

[00:40:34]>> Education. Like a teacher?

[00:40:36]>> I used to be a teacher. I work in the district office now.

[00:40:38]>> District office. Okay. Yeah. Thank you for your uh service.

[00:40:45]Yeah. I mean, I guess he can't tell the kids, "Come over here." You can't. I got to take off work, guys. One day I'm out.

[00:40:53]I can't do this. Come here. Come here.

[00:40:55]The trigger finger. Come. No, >> that's a good one. Shake your finger.

[00:41:04]And you guys are married. How long you guys been married?

[00:41:10]>> 20 years.

[00:41:10]>> You don't know. You don't know.

[00:41:11]>> Well, I mean like hold on.

[00:41:15]>> He said he said he said, "Wait, hold on.

[00:41:19]>> I can't hold on to your hand." So, >> nine years.

[00:41:23]>> Nine years. Okay. Is he correct?

[00:41:25]>> Final answer. No.

[00:41:26]>> She said no.

[00:41:28]>> How long you guys been called?

[00:41:30]>> Been been married?

[00:41:30]>> Seven years.

[00:41:31]>> Seven years. Oh, you're about two years off, brother.

[00:41:38]>> Why'd you think of nine? Is that >> I don't know. I was just getting >> It's hot in here.

[00:41:42]>> Different girl.

[00:41:45]I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Look, she's laughing at that now.

[00:41:50]>> So, are you guys nine years married or just nine years total together?

[00:41:53]>> Seven years.

[00:41:54]>> I mean, seven years married.

[00:41:54]>> Years married. is then what's the total together?

[00:41:57]>> Like 20.

[00:41:57]>> Like 20. Oh, so >> Okay, that's close. Yeah. So you guys were together 13 years >> before you you you propose.

[00:42:07]>> He's thinking again. He's like about that time. Yeah, about that time.

[00:42:14]>> And how did you guys meet? Did you meet at work or >> Yeah, work.

[00:42:18]>> And the teacher's office?

[00:42:21]>> Yes.

[00:42:21]>> Really? You you're a teacher, too?

[00:42:23]>> I used to be.

[00:42:24]>> Used to be. And he was working there.

[00:42:26]>> Yes.

[00:42:27]>> As a teacher.

[00:42:28]>> Yes.

[00:42:29]>> Yeah. Why? Why you sound hesitant?

[00:42:33]This like a teacher student situation, but >> Yeah.

[00:42:38]>> Oh, no. Okay. No. No. You guys are both teachers.

[00:42:42]>> Yeah.

[00:42:42]>> And he's like, "Hey, come over here.

[00:42:43]Just >> when the finger worked." Yeah.

[00:42:47]>> When the finger worked.

[00:42:48]>> Yeah.

[00:42:49]>> Now it's out of commission, but it's getting back. Getting back.

[00:42:53]>> Feeling good. You guys got kids, too?

[00:42:54]>> Yes.

[00:42:55]>> Yes.

[00:42:55]>> How many?

[00:42:56]>> Three.

[00:42:56]>> Three. Congratulations. Yeah. 20. So, you guys been seven years married, about 20 years together.

[00:43:03]>> Let me ask, what was your name again?

[00:43:05]>> Torren.

[00:43:05]>> Torin.

[00:43:06]>> Yeah.

[00:43:06]>> Torin.

[00:43:07]>> Yeah.

[00:43:07]>> Like you torn your finger.

[00:43:12]>> Yes.

[00:43:12]>> Torren, what's the secret to a long-lasting relationship? You guys have been together for a long time.

[00:43:17]>> Just do what she says.

[00:43:18]>> Just do what she says. Yeah. Look at all the girls. Yeah. Good answer. Yeah.

[00:43:23]And does he do what you say? Pretty much. Yeah. And look at them. Here he is together. Yeah. Bandages and all.

[00:43:31]The walking wounded. Give it up for Torin and his wife.

[00:43:39]People always ask me if I'll ever move out of Hawaii, you know, like maybe to Vegas or somewhere that's easier to tour, but I want to stay in Hawaii no matter how expensive it gets because uh they have some things in Hawaii like culturally that they keep going all the time. And I love that about Hawaii. For example, baby luau. That's a strong cultural event that we keep going every year. Um, if you don't know what a baby luau is, it's the way us Hawaii people um put on a huge party when a baby turns one years old. Like, it's a huge celebration. Like, we we spend more money on that than the wedding.

[00:44:13]And I would tell this to people in the mainland, and they're like, "Why are you spending so much money on a one-year-old birthday?" I said, "Look, every culture has their own baby luau, but they just call it different things and have it at different ages." Like the Mexicans, where the Mexicans at?

[00:44:28]>> You guys have this thing called the uh kinetta.

[00:44:31]Kinsetta, age 15, right? The Filipinos, they have the Deboo, age 18. The Americans, sweet 16. The Hawaiians, age one.

[00:44:44]Because we cannot wait for party.

[00:44:48]We hungry.

[00:44:50]Give us something to celebrate, right?

[00:44:52]One years old. Boom. Bust out the green bottles. Hurry up.

[00:44:57]And I find it hilarious that we're the only culture that does that at one years old. All those other cultures, right?

[00:45:02]The Mexicans, the the Filipinos, the Americans, everyone comes to the party to see their birthday girl. And the birthday girl, she's older, she's grown, she probably has a beautiful dress on, she gives some kind of speech or dance.

[00:45:14]And everyone comes to the party to see her. at a baby luau in Hawaii. The guys show up to the party. They're like, "Hey, where the birthday girl?"

[00:45:23]Oh, she's staying up back sleeping.

[00:45:26]Yeah. She not even here right now, actually. She not even. But I take the money. I take the envelope. I take the cash. Thank you, brother. Thank you.

[00:45:33]Thank you. You hungry? Go make yourself one plate. Go. Go. Or your dad didn't stay home. Go make him one plate, too.

[00:45:39]The foil stay right over there.

[00:45:42]But some of these parties back on Aahu are getting out of hand. Like these parents are spending plenty bucks, 30 30 grand, 40 grand, 50 grand for a one-year-old birthday party. I kind of went crazy, too, when I put on mine for for my daughter, her baby Lu. I turned into a full-on promoter, guys. That's what I did. No, listen to this. I I booked three bands. I had two DJs. I had a $25 cover charge at the door.

[00:46:10]I sold my merch, my t-shirts, the back left corner so I can walk away with something, you know. I mced the entire event so I can write it off on my taxes.

[00:46:23]Found the loopholes.

[00:46:25]But it was a fun party, fun baby luau.

[00:46:27]It was a a Moana themed baby luau cuz that's her favorite movie, right? Moana.

[00:46:33]So we had all these Moana decorations.

[00:46:35]We had fire knife dancers, tiki torches.

[00:46:38]I even had I Tongi to come down and do a special presentation.

[00:46:43]Yeah. He came down with his ukulele. I said, "No, brother. No, no, no. You're not singing.

[00:46:50]You're playing Maui.

[00:46:56]Put that ukulele down.

[00:46:59]Here's this giant fish hook.

[00:47:03]Throw on this skirt.

[00:47:05]What can I say except You're welcome.

[00:47:12]Shout out to Tongi, though. He's been killing it.

[00:47:15]He's been crushing it, man. But I I really think we're at a good time right now in history where like Polynesia and Hawaii people are getting more recognized. And uh it's great. It's great, you know, and it's all thanks to great people like like Tongi, right? He's tongen from Hawaii, winner of American Idol. We got all these new Hawaii movies coming out and TV shows with Jason Mamoa, Chief of War. He had another Wrecking Crew movie, and there's all these Moana, Moana 2, Lilo. I was in the live action Lilo and Stitch film actually. Um, so that came out too. I had a small scene. Very small scene, like two seconds. Yeah, two seconds. If you blink, you can miss him.

[00:48:00]I promise.

[00:48:02]14 minutes 10 seconds in. That's the time frame if you guys want to just fast forward to that. It's on Disney Plus. Go check it out.

[00:48:12]It was a fun fun movie though. Have you guys seen the movie?

[00:48:15]>> Yeah. You guys did you guys enjoy it?

[00:48:18]>> Yeah. It got some backlash when it first came out. Again, it was us Hawaii people complaining about Hawaii things. They was mad that that some of the actors wasn't Hawaiian and they was saying like, "Oh, the live action Lilo and Stitch doesn't represent the Hawaiian culture enough." And I was just thinking like, "Bro, just relax.

[00:48:40]It's Lilo and Stitch.

[00:48:43]It's a fictional movie.

[00:48:46]Stitch is an alien.

[00:48:48]He's a Holly.

[00:48:52]You guys acting like he's King Kamel.

[00:48:54]Relax.

[00:48:55]Just be proud that Disney is recognizing Hawaii again, right? You don't see any other culture getting mad at their Disney movie. Like, you don't see no Chinese man getting mad at Mulan and saying, "Oh, I wish the dragon Mushu was played by a real Chinese actor and not Eddie Murphy.

[00:49:16]It should have been Jackie Chan.

[00:49:19]Just enjoy it. Be proud." So, I was happy that I was in the scene, whether it was 2 seconds or 2 minutes. I'm just happy that they chose me. Um, but yeah, I played a I played a trolley bus driver if you guys seen it. And when Stitch lands in Hawaii, I run him over. That's that's that's the whole scene. I pissed off a lot of kids on opening weekend. I can tell you that for real. Yeah. You hit Stitch. I hate you.

[00:49:48]You guys want me to do my scene right now real quick for you guys? Yeah.

[00:49:51]>> Yeah. Okay. This is the whole scene right there. We get two seconds to spare. Okay. This is So, the director told me, he said, "So, I'm driving the trolley, right?" He said, "Look in the sky like you see a spaceship flying.

[00:50:02]Look down, see Stitch, and react."

[00:50:05]That's the whole scene right there.

[00:50:08]Oh, thank you guys. Thank you. That's Thank you.

[00:50:17]technically a speaking row. That's a speaking row. It was a yelling row.

[00:50:23]>> Yeah. I actually got my first residual check about a month ago. Yeah. I framed it and everything. I never cashed it yet. 13 cents, guys. 13. How's this couple doing? I didn't talk to you guys.

[00:50:36]Yours is right up in front. Yeah. You look like you are Are you from Hawaii?

[00:50:39]>> From Samoa.

[00:50:40]>> Samoa. Hell yeah. Yeah. What brings you to United States?

[00:50:48]I'm so far away.

[00:50:49]>> You need more land.

[00:50:50]>> You need more land.

[00:50:52]>> What What brings you here?

[00:50:54]>> Uh work.

[00:50:55]>> Work. What do you do for work?

[00:50:57]>> Uh work for material science company.

[00:51:01]>> Material science?

[00:51:02]>> Yeah, we make 3D graphine.

[00:51:04]>> You guys make what?

[00:51:04]>> 3D graphine.

[00:51:05]>> 3D graphine. Some smart samo. Holy smok.

[00:51:12]You make the 3D graphine.

[00:51:16]How did you get into that? There no more 3D anything in Samoa.

[00:51:21]You get three coconuts.

[00:51:25]What made you want to come to like did you do that in Samoa or how did you get >> I I joined the service and after the service I stopped you.

[00:51:32]>> Oh, you joined the service like you joined the military.

[00:51:34]>> Yeah.

[00:51:35]>> Okay. Thank you for in Samoa.

[00:51:37]>> Yeah.

[00:51:37]>> Yeah. Thank you for your your service.

[00:51:40]>> Yeah.

[00:51:42]And then uh and then from there you got into 3D graphic.

[00:51:46]>> No, I just came here and uh >> just came here.

[00:51:49]>> Just worked until hit something that you really like.

[00:51:52]>> You worked until you hit something you you really liked. So So when did you start becoming a 3D graphic design? Are you a designer?

[00:52:00]>> Uh no. I manage a a team of uh technicians that maintain >> manage a team of technicians.

[00:52:06]>> Okay. So but so what did you do before that? Electronics.

[00:52:10]>> Electronics.

[00:52:11]>> Semiconductor.

[00:52:12]>> Oh wow. You you really into all that kind of stuff then?

[00:52:14]>> Yeah.

[00:52:15]>> That's totally opposite of what some do.

[00:52:20]>> If you said security, I would have believed that I work uh I didn't work security for about 12 years and then uh and then something just 3D came at me and I said I asked for the ID not 3D.

[00:52:38]Then I became a graphic designer and I manage all the things. And so do you have a a name of your company? What's the name of >> uh It's called Light.

[00:52:46]>> Light.

[00:52:47]>> Lightened. Ly ten.

[00:52:49]>> Ly t-n lightened. Okay. Have you guys heard of that?

[00:52:53]>> Who said Yeah.

[00:52:55]>> Yeah. What what you asking?

[00:52:57]>> Oh, if he had the >> We have offices all over.

[00:53:00]>> You guys have offices all over. Oh, and you one of the big managers then.

[00:53:03]>> Uh for the manufacturing.

[00:53:04]>> For the manufacturing. Okay. That that's a good job. I never got your name.

[00:53:08]>> Tony.

[00:53:08]>> Tony. Last name >> Young.

[00:53:10]>> Young. Okay.

[00:53:15]>> Did you change your name or something?

[00:53:18]>> Hey, blame blame Captain Cook.

[00:53:20]>> Blame Captain Cook.

[00:53:22]>> Captain Cook went to Samo.

[00:53:24]>> Yeah. Well, >> I know he went to Hawaii.

[00:53:26]>> No, he went to Samo, too.

[00:53:27]>> Oh, really? I didn't know that. He went to Samo. He took the He discovered islands there.

[00:53:31]>> Yep.

[00:53:32]>> Yeah. And then what? Are you related to him? Is that what you're saying?

[00:53:36]Sorry.

[00:53:37]>> Are you related to Captain Cook? Is that what you're saying?

[00:53:38]>> No, no, no, no, no.

[00:53:40]>> The young come from England.

[00:53:41]>> The young come from England. Oh, so you're Saman and white then.

[00:53:43]>> Akashi.

[00:53:44]>> Aasi. Yeah. Just half half.

[00:53:46]>> Half half.

[00:53:47]>> That's it. And then this your wife?

[00:53:49]>> Yes.

[00:53:49]>> How you doing, ma'am?

[00:53:50]>> Good.

[00:53:51]>> Yeah. You look kind of Asian.

[00:53:55]>> Yes.

[00:53:56]>> Can I guess your ethnicity?

[00:53:58]>> Is it okay? Yeah. You know, maybe I should let I should let Victor guess just cases.

[00:54:03]Ma'am, look at Victor right now. Just turn that way. Other way. Other way is easier. And Victor, what ethnicity you think she is?

[00:54:14]>> Come on. It's not that hard. Jesus.

[00:54:16]>> Huh?

[00:54:17]>> Going to say Korean.

[00:54:17]>> Korean. Are you Korean?

[00:54:18]>> No.

[00:54:19]>> No. Strike one.

[00:54:21]>> Nico, your turn, Nico.

[00:54:24]>> Huh? Japanese?

[00:54:26]>> No.

[00:54:26]>> Nope.

[00:54:28]>> Vietnamese?

[00:54:29]>> Nope.

[00:54:30]>> Nope.

[00:54:31]>> What the hell?

[00:54:34]Not Filipino. Filipino.

[00:54:36]>> Chinese. Chinese. Ding ding ding ding ding ding. Sorry. Ching ching ching ching ching.

[00:54:50]Sorry, Tony's laughing. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.

[00:54:59]100% Chinese. 100%. And what's your name? Amy.

[00:55:02]>> Amy. Awesome. Amy, how did Tony, how did you meet Amy? How did a Samoan guy from Samoa into 3D graphics meet 100% Chinese from San Jose?

[00:55:14]>> Are you from >> Sano? Illinois.

[00:55:16]>> Illinois.

[00:55:18]>> How did you How did you >> Huh?

[00:55:20]>> Chicago gang.

[00:55:21]>> Chicago. That's right. Yeah. Shy town.

[00:55:24]>> So, how did you meet her?

[00:55:26]>> Two friends at work.

[00:55:28]>> At work.

[00:55:28]>> Christmas party.

[00:55:29]>> Christmas party. I met her at one of our Christmas party.

[00:55:32]>> This is the 3D graphic company.

[00:55:34]>> No, this is electronic.

[00:55:36]>> Electronics.

[00:55:37]>> Yeah.

[00:55:38]>> What what what electronic company?

[00:55:40]>> Uh back then was Select.

[00:55:42]>> Select.

[00:55:43]>> Select.

[00:55:44]>> Okay. And then you seen Amy and he was ironing her out.

[00:55:46]>> Oh yeah.

[00:55:47]>> Yeah. Oh, look at he's like, "Oh yeah, >> I want that Chinese buffet over there.

[00:55:55]Give me that orange chicken."

[00:55:59]Kungpow.

[00:56:00]>> What did he say? He say >> kungpow.

[00:56:03]>> He said kungpow.

[00:56:07]>> I give you the kungpow over here. Amy show you how we kungpow in Samoa.

[00:56:14]I get the big coconuts 3Ds.

[00:56:24]>> What was that? All quiet now. Okay.

[00:56:30]probably his wife's like, "Shut up already."

[00:56:35]>> So, you guys met at a Christmas party.

[00:56:36]Did he approach you? Did Tony approach you?

[00:56:39]>> Yeah. Do you remember what he said?

[00:56:40]>> He wanted to show me his veins.

[00:56:42]>> Wait, say say on the mic. Say it on the mic.

[00:56:46]>> Tony's like, "Don't tell him that."

[00:56:48]What? What did he say to you?

[00:56:49]>> I was drunk. What did he say?

[00:56:50]>> He wanted to show me the veins in his arms.

[00:56:54]>> You wanted to show her the veins in your arms.

[00:57:00]Amy, come over here. Come over here. No.

[00:57:03]No. It's okay. Hey, it's okay. It's okay, Amy. Oh, come over here.

[00:57:10]Check out the veins.

[00:57:13]Look, it's 3D.

[00:57:16]Feel feel 3D print right there. I show you show you another 3D print. Come to my house.

[00:57:27]Give it up for Tony and Amy.

[00:57:31]>> But yeah, I mean, uh, before I would say before I got more serious into acting, my first official audition was actually with my family cuz we auditioned for Family Feud when it came to Hawaii. Um, you guys familiar with Family Feud?

[00:57:46]Yeah. Love Family Feud with Steve Harvey. My family and I, we auditioned and uh, we had a hard time because of my mom, my Portuguese mom.

[00:57:55]She kept wanting to buy vowels the whole time. She like, "Mom, what are you doing?" I like buy one a I like buy one a If you guys ever been to these these game show auditions, what they do is that they they do a little mock game.

[00:58:11]So, the producers came up to us and they said, "No matter what answer your family members say, you all must say good answer."

[00:58:20]>> You probably seen on TV, right? They want you to have high energy, high enthusiasm. They want you to be like this. They go, "Good answer. Yeah, good answer."

[00:58:30]Even though that was very stupid.

[00:58:33]Good answer. Yeah.

[00:58:38]So, can you imagine if a true local Hawaii family made it on Family Feud?

[00:58:46]Bro, that would be entertaining to watch, right? Steve Harvey introduces them on live television and he's like, "All right, everybody, give it up for the Go family from Hawaii."

[00:58:59]Frankie, Frankie, relax. Stop jumping up and down.

[00:59:03]And please put your shirt back on.

[00:59:06]I don't care that you're from Wii. Put your shirt back on. Frankie brings up Kavika to the front. Right. Kavika, name an animal that starts with the letter A. And Kavika, he's so excited.

[00:59:20]He can't even hold it together. Yeah.

[00:59:21]He's like, "Steve, he's just live television right now."

[00:59:27]Hey, what's up, Billy? What's up, Ky?

[00:59:28]How you guys doing?

[00:59:31]Yes, sir. Castle class 03.

[00:59:37]Oh, what was the question again?

[00:59:40]Name an animal that starts with the letter A.

[00:59:44]Oh, that's one tough one. That one. This one tough one. You guys, you start doing this with the shirt. Yeah, that's so tough one.

[00:59:50]You guys know the answer to that.

[00:59:53]Octopus, wrong answer. And the mom, she got to say good answer. That's part of the rules, right? So, she's like, "Oh, good answer, boy. Good answer. Good answer."

[01:00:08]You should have said ostrich.

[01:00:10]Should have said, "What did that guy say?" I don't know.

[01:00:15]But yeah, we never make it. But uh give it give it up for my parents. They're outside selling the merch.

[01:00:22]If I'll leave you guys with this last thing I would say is uh I encourage everybody to to learn your culture. Keep it alive, right? Whatever whatever ethnicity you are, try to learn it. Keep it alive. Right. Eric, you speak Filipino.

[01:00:35]Learn Filipino. You speak Yeah. Learn from her. Learn Filipino. Keep it alive.

[01:00:39]Keep learn that thing. Right.

[01:00:43]White people keep speaking English. You're good.

[01:00:46]That's good.

[01:00:49]I've been learning Samoan a little bit, but not only the language I've been studying. I've also been studying the culture of Samoa. And I figured I'd share this interesting fact with you guys. And this is a true fact. You guys can look this up after the show. You guys know the uh the Samoan slap dance.

[01:01:05]Yeah. Or for the white people, the the haka, right? Fun fact, it's actually called the fatali, which means samo and slat dance. And the samo and slat dance was invented in Samo in the 1800s because there was an invasion of mosquitoes.

[01:01:29]Look it up. I'm not making this up. It's on Wikipedia for real. There were so many mosquitoes. They were slapping themselves so much that it turned into a dance.

[01:01:40]How crazy is that? Can you imagine what went through their heads back in the 1800s? This big Samoan guy, Junior Boy, the third, he's over there like what just And that's why when they dance, they do this with the head cuz cuz they dodge the mosquitoes, right? Dodge this way. Dodge that weight. Dodge this weight.

[01:02:05]Oh. Oh. One got in my mouth. One got in my mouth.

[01:02:12]That's why they GO San Jose.

[01:02:18]Love you guys. Good night. God bless.

[01:02:20]And aloha.

[01:02:26]Heat.

[01:02:43]Heat.