NOGLA CALLED ME A [REDACTED]

[00:00:00]Wow, side simp. New name, side simp.

[00:00:03]>> That's a That's a banned word on Twitch, you know. You don't want to be any >> I don't give a [ __ ] Ban me.

[00:00:07]>> Any Twitch admins, he means it in an endearing way, not in like a uh >> Ban me.

[00:00:13]>> [laughter] >> H 3 more, how's it going?

[00:00:18]Weeb yo.

[00:00:19]>> I [ __ ] hate this.

[00:00:21]>> [laughter] >> I like the lips. I think it's a it's a good look.

[00:00:24]>> Yeah.

[00:00:25]>> Can't even >> Yeah, it's it's very it's very small.

[00:00:28]>> Tiny.

[00:00:29]>> Look at how much smaller >> Oh, she's so small.

[00:00:31]>> Wait, no, I think your pet is bigger than Slaed.

[00:00:34]I [laughter] think it is.

[00:00:35]>> I actually unironically think >> Or good.

[00:00:39]>> Or good.

[00:00:41]>> I'm glad he brought the name back, Bide Arms.

[00:00:43]>> Yeah.

[00:00:44]Amie, I heard that from from from one of my boys that the CS skin market is is bouncing back in a way.

[00:00:50]>> It is starting to bounce back a little bit. However, I looked at that looked at what what the knife I I acquired >> Yeah, how how bad is it? How bad was it?

[00:00:58]>> I'm about a down a 500 piece, but that's >> Are you serious? I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[00:01:03]>> Someone's trying to kill Nogla, by the way, guys.

[00:01:05]>> Oh, that's good. Oh, [ __ ] Speedy's dead. He gave me a medic shield and if he is gone.

[00:01:08]>> They tried to kill Nogla again. They tried and they missed.

[00:01:12]>> Not my goat, bro. What's up, Rick?

[00:01:15]Hey, Shav.

[00:01:16]Oh, [ __ ] I'm being controlled. I'm being controlled. I'm being No, actually I'm just slow as [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] drunk. It's It's over. Joe Rogan uh Where was Speedy at then? You guys >> It's so [ __ ] different now.

[00:01:30]>> It's like this hidden game Among Us.

[00:01:32]>> Hey, how's it going, Cara?

[00:01:35]>> Yo. Hey, am I Is it a bad time? Should I go?

[00:01:39]>> No, it's fine. You go for it.

[00:01:41]>> Okay. I I have tasks down here.

[00:01:44]>> Okay.

[00:01:46]>> That lady sounds like the American Nogla.

[00:01:49]>> [laughter] >> Oh, yeah.

[00:01:54]What's the point? What's the point of even playing, Absol, right now? Cuz Speedy is gone. He's dead this game.

[00:01:58]>> Probably.

[00:02:00]>> So, the rest of this game is chalk.

[00:02:02]Okay.

[00:02:02]>> I know what else it is.

[00:02:04]>> long time, by the way.

[00:02:06]>> Feel free to do it during the meeting, too, Nugget. We're not going to mind.

[00:02:10]>> Shut the [ __ ] up.

[00:02:11]>> Dude, this [ __ ] cuts your entire head off. You're just this the center mass of a peanut on my screen.

[00:02:16]>> [laughter] >> What that mouth do, though, bro?

[00:02:19]>> There's no mouth.

[00:02:20]>> True. There's a little lower lip.

[00:02:23]>> I can be a man and be a peanut on the mic.

[00:02:26]>> No hole.

[00:02:28]>> [laughter] >> DM me burn peanut or Dr. Disrespect.

[00:02:31]Either's fine.

[00:02:34]>> [laughter] >> My second favorite P-Tuber.

[00:02:39]>> On a platform we don't watch this >> [laughter] >> on, probably.

[00:02:43]>> Wait.

[00:02:44]Oh, yeah.

[00:02:44]>> Is he still banned on Twitch? I completely forgot about that.

[00:02:47]>> Wait.

[00:02:47]>> Who's banned on Twitch?

[00:02:48]>> I I I don't want to give him a lot of clout, but other other guy is banned on Twitch.

[00:02:53]>> Other guy?

[00:02:56]>> Dr. D?

[00:02:56]>> Dr. whatever.

[00:02:57]>> The disrespectful doctor.

[00:02:59]>> That's disrespectful, yeah.

[00:03:02]>> My favorite is Citizen's Drama.

[00:03:05]>> Yeah.

[00:03:07]>> He died super early.

[00:03:08]>> So, what? Because that's just a flat-out lie, you little jester.

[00:03:12]>> Saw it with my own one eye.

[00:03:14]>> here.

[00:03:15]>> What's that mean?

[00:03:17]>> What?

[00:03:18]>> I'm happy to see you, [ __ ] >> Oh, sorry. I was like, "Did you expect me to be dead?"

[00:03:23]>> [laughter] >> Dude, women calling each other [ __ ] We're so back We're so back 2020.

[00:03:28]>> [laughter] >> Just a couple more months, Nugget. Just a couple more months.

[00:03:32]>> Yep.

[00:03:34]So back.

[00:03:35]>> Yeah, I saw that take killers, though.

[00:03:36]>> Nice.

[00:03:37]Did you actually?

[00:03:37]>> Shut up, Shav. You [ __ ] >> Holy crap, I believe you, Shav.

[00:03:41]>> Oh, wait. Technically, he did just realize.

[00:03:44]>> Yeah.

[00:03:44]>> He technically did see that.

[00:03:48]>> But did he see saw?

[00:03:51]>> What if he still have a warden? have to find out.

[00:03:54]>> Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, okay. Lamborghini mercy.

[00:03:58]>> The guy >> Now Shav, you know for a fact that they killed cuz this is important cuz I could pros- prosecute her during the meeting.

[00:04:04]Do you know what I'm saying?

[00:04:05]>> making [ __ ] up, man.

[00:04:06]>> Oh, [ __ ] Okay, I got you. Good cuz I'll ask her to you know, okay. Maybe all right, we'll we'll see. She could be a killer.

[00:04:12]>> See round one.

[00:04:13]>> Yeah, you're right. Who else would do that? Honestly, that it does it it adds up to me if you ask me.

[00:04:18]>> It'd be one of the least in my opinion.

[00:04:20][ __ ] this guy right off the wall right here. He laced it by ice cream.

[00:04:24]>> Yeah, and then [ __ ] blasted him straight to Narnia.

[00:04:28][ __ ] hell.

[00:04:28]>> Narnia and Star Wars back in I'm in the >> Back in business. Yeah, you know what? I never watched either. I I I never gotten into Star Wars and I I never watched a Narnia movie. Like the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, right?

[00:04:39]>> good for like when I was a kid and [ __ ] >> When you're kids, yeah.

[00:04:41]>> Lion, who's God and all that.

[00:04:43]>> kids just over here talking about >> deeper.

[00:04:45]>> It's Alpha [snorts] Shav, bro.

[00:04:48]Shav is a [ __ ] alpha Shav. He'll he'll tell people to shut up during the meeting and then like make them shut the shut their [ __ ] down.

[00:04:55]>> tell me who the [ __ ] your warden is right now.

[00:04:56]>> He's the goat, bro.

[00:04:57]>> How is your voice so deep, Shav?

[00:05:00]>> That you know, I just started eating [laughter] a guy.

[00:05:02]>> He started taking steroids to the goat.

[00:05:05]>> Yeah, dude. It's [ __ ] 40 packs of Marlboro and test- testosterone injections right into your ass.

[00:05:12]>> Nogla, I I I I didn't want to say it in front of everybody, but that the the peanut skin has like a nice POV. Oh, hey.

[00:05:18]>> I love POVs.

[00:05:21]Oh, jeez. What about this POV?

[00:05:24]>> You're mom.

[00:05:24]>> What the heck is this standing on the body?

[00:05:26]>> innocent humming ever. You should kill yourself.

[00:05:28]>> lower decontab.

[00:05:32]>> Is it Bella?

[00:05:33]>> do it again.

[00:05:34]>> Are you just >> outside It's right outside my vision.

[00:05:36]>> look anything alike.

[00:05:37]>> I'll just eat you women for you, Hemi.

[00:05:40]>> Is Torres standing on the body as well?

[00:05:43]>> Huh?

[00:05:43]>> Well, I I don't want to reinforce Hemi's sexism, you know, I'm I'm I'm not >> [clears throat] >> Uh so but Chef side arms and I were all together top left.

[00:05:56]>> Or for a while for a while.

[00:05:57]>> For yeah, like for every >> just saying the whole time but >> So you were so you're openly admitting that. Okay, that's >> Okay, I'm going to go.

[00:06:06]>> I don't think the last round she probably killed again this round.

[00:06:10]>> I'm just saying all the women are bad, okay? I'm just agreeing with [laughter] you.

[00:06:15]It's evidence. It's evidence.

[00:06:17]>> What evidence?

[00:06:18]>> There's no evidence.

[00:06:20]>> We should start off by voting out Tate.

[00:06:21]Can't even see my face. That's why I'm a >> Green side, let's do it.

[00:06:25]>> That's why you're a what? Peanut?

[00:06:26]>> A P 2 a P Tuber, yeah. I can't see my face.

[00:06:28]>> Tuber, that's true. You're right. You're right.

[00:06:31]>> A peanut too cuz you don't have a [ __ ] little medic shield anymore side.

[00:06:35]>> Yeah. Why did you kill him, Tate?

[00:06:38]>> I didn't.

[00:06:39]>> Ladies, there's a warden out there just so you know.

[00:06:42]>> Warden out?

[00:06:45]>> Oh, somebody's a warden. That helps.

[00:06:46]>> Tate is a >> Tate is not the warden by the way.

[00:06:50]>> Chef was really adamant that Tate killed Speedy. It makes sense to me.

[00:06:54]>> I mean there was I wasn't even there. So that's weird.

[00:06:57]>> It's weird. You were hacks and you didn't say it.

[00:07:02]Hacks, are you holding information that could lead to an arrest?

[00:07:07]>> Who? No, I would never do that. I'm a law-abiding citizen.

[00:07:11]>> That being said, you shouldn't talk to the cops.

[00:07:15]>> Especially if you have a right hand missing.

[00:07:18]You see that?

[00:07:19]>> Oh yeah, you see that?

[00:07:21]>> You were holding your phone.

[00:07:24]Right hand.

[00:07:24]>> For >> I'll be myself.

[00:07:27]>> Damn Chef, I miss my guy.

[00:07:29]It's my I miss my dude bro. My [ __ ] king, my everything. My one and only.

[00:07:35]My [ __ ] the reason I breathe Chef.

[00:07:37]When I get up, the first phone call I make is this Speedy of it him that I I made it through the night. I was able to live.

[00:07:45]I didn't pray or lose my sleep. My [ __ ] goat.

[00:07:49]Damn bro. Now here's the thing chat, I think swapper is probably the strongest role right here. If So if I maybe I can do part one of download. I can do part one of download and then I think if if Hemy has that part of the mod on where I can um Ah.

[00:08:06]All right. You are absolute. I'm going to I'm going to delete the message. I'm going to delete the message. How could you?

[00:08:11]How could you?

[00:08:14]And you know what?

[00:08:17]It will be even worse next time. Holy [ __ ] My [ __ ] goat bro. I feel it in my nuts that you're watching me. My [ __ ] dude. No [ __ ] chance.

[00:08:24]>> Oh what's up side arms?

[00:08:26]>> Yo. How's it going? Sorry. I was I was jerking it off.

[00:08:29]Guys I got to say they sound very guilty. I think you know no am I crazy for this one? Tay mocking?

[00:08:35]>> Oh damn. There's some venting.

[00:08:37]>> think they're definitely guilty.

[00:08:39]>> Oh yeah. Don't let them gaslight us guys.

[00:08:41]>> Exactly. Exactly. It's us versus them.

[00:08:44]>> Yeah but they gaslight us by saying we gaslight them. You know what I mean?

[00:08:48]>> Exactly.

[00:08:49]>> Do you understand what I'm saying?

[00:08:50]>> They have something to say to everything.

[00:08:52]>> Just lie easier than anything I've ever seen.

[00:08:56]>> Do you know what I am saying Tay?

[00:08:57]>> It's all evidence.

[00:08:59]>> We probably should fix that.

[00:09:00]>> Yeah let's go. Let's go.

[00:09:01]Hemy do you have the thing turned on where I change roles if I finish task?

[00:09:05]>> Yeah actually I think I have it off on accident.

[00:09:07]>> [ __ ] Okay I got you. No worries. No worries. I I >> I'm at 606.

[00:09:11]>> Okay. I'm at 506.

[00:09:13]No we're fine. We're fine. 30 seconds is fine.

[00:09:15]>> I hear you.

[00:09:17]He's Oh there's the boys.

[00:09:20]Where you hiding?

[00:09:22]>> Ah nowhere.

[00:09:24]>> A woman died? Woman on woman violence?

[00:09:27]In 2026 what happened? What happened here guys?

[00:09:30]>> What do you mean escape route?

[00:09:31]>> Noshum.

[00:09:33]>> Okay.

[00:09:34]>> Noshum. The shabster knows I'm good. The shabster should know that side's good. You can trust my word on >> I only go for guys Paul, you know, I only go for men, you know, campaigns.

[00:09:42]>> I trust that that car is good. Car protected me.

[00:09:47]>> That should protect you. It doesn't make any sense.

[00:09:49]>> You're done.

[00:09:50]>> [laughter] >> So, unfortunately, and this was not arranged intentionally, all four of the dudes were together the entire time.

[00:09:59]>> It was intentional. Let's just say it guys.

[00:10:00]>> We're having [laughter] moses for lunch.

[00:10:03]>> Yes, man moses actually.

[00:10:05]>> Um >> Man moses.

[00:10:07]>> So, it's one of the the three ladies who dispatched of the heavy moses.

[00:10:11]>> say where I was at?

[00:10:12]>> you are Cara.

[00:10:13]>> Uh it was in the >> Because the thing is that Slate turned into me and the first round and killed him earlier. That's why I was like I didn't do [ __ ] >> Yeah, yeah, that's fair enough.

[00:10:23]>> And I got a good role from it and I hate it because now I'm a good guy. So, I'm just kind of chilling.

[00:10:28]>> Where were you right now Bella?

[00:10:30]>> I'm chilling in Cedar Rapids.

[00:10:31]>> I'm over I'm over on the right reactor.

[00:10:34]Simon just said, "Yo, >> What's up?"

[00:10:36]>> She was she was at the right reactor.

[00:10:37]Yeah, we did pass there.

[00:10:38]>> Where's the body Nogla?

[00:10:40]>> Uh just above admin below the >> Yeah, I mean the body could be crazy old though. That's the problem. We no one's really like clear.

[00:10:47]>> I don't I don't think so.

[00:10:48]>> Oh, it's not, huh?

[00:10:50]So, if it's above admin, Bella could have ran there from >> Dude, there's some gas gaslighting gatekeeping our boss [ __ ] >> Yeah, I'm not going to say it to them.

[00:10:59]>> Don't you know?

[00:11:00]>> dudes are together. There were no deaths. All the women were together.

[00:11:02]There was a death.

[00:11:03]>> So, take her. Where are y'all?

[00:11:05]>> It's just how it is, yeah.

[00:11:08]>> I was at the left reactor, but no one was there. I was at the right reactor.

[00:11:12]>> I didn't see you there. I warned you that you were outside of my vision.

[00:11:18]>> I was pretty close to you Hemy. I think it's just man eyes.

[00:11:21]>> You're wrong.

[00:11:22]>> be that. Man eyes?

[00:11:24]>> Ah.

[00:11:25]Man eyes.

[00:11:27]>> Oh [ __ ] what is that?

[00:11:28]>> Man eyes. Wait, man eyes? What the >> Sorry eyes.

[00:11:32]>> Man ears?

[00:11:34]>> [laughter] >> Holy [ __ ] Daniel, thank you for the 9 months.

[00:11:37]Holy [ __ ] whose pet is this?

[00:11:39]It looks badass.

[00:11:43]Hey there, how's it going?

[00:11:45]>> I have a question.

[00:11:45]>> Absolutely anything.

[00:11:47]>> Um do you think the way I speak, like the cadence is very autistic?

[00:11:54]>> Hey, to be honest with you, I don't know much about autism.

[00:11:57]So I don't I don't know. Like I Anything I say would be wrong.

[00:12:02]I don't think so. But you sound like a giant penis. I don't think that there's nothing >> I heard that, [ __ ] >> [laughter] >> Hey, I I really I really don't know. I really don't know. I I >> Besties talking to each other. This is what I love.

[00:12:15]>> It's possible.

[00:12:17]Yeah. I >> Cuz I feel like I do. When I hear like a playback, I'm like, oh yeah, I totally hear it.

[00:12:23]>> Okay, well, I'm a little weird about hearing my own voice as well. So it could just be like a you might not like hearing yourself. Do you know what I'm saying? Hey, do you want to collab perhaps?

[00:12:31]I just feel it in my nuts that my [ __ ] guy is right here.

[00:12:34]Like I just know that he's [ __ ] with us right now. So if he >> Are you saying something?

[00:12:39]>> No, no, no. I'm just I just know that he's >> men die mysteriously.

[00:12:42]>> Listen, I didn't want to say hold on, wait a second.

[00:12:45]>> What [laughter] did he do?

[00:12:48]Well, [ __ ] I guess I I [laughter] figured it out, guys. I figured it out.

[00:12:57]I used to play >> Oh my dudes, guys.

[00:13:01]What are we going to do, side arms? What are we going to do?

[00:13:04]>> I think we have no choice. Oh [ __ ] chap is that. [ __ ] we are [ __ ] brother.

[00:13:07]We are >> [laughter] >> Yeah, but how how we going to are we going to not be [ __ ] >> I think >> I voted for the weird peanut.

[00:13:15]>> I think we we like We assimilate.

[00:13:20]>> I'm allergic to peanuts. You have to go.

[00:13:22]Get the [ __ ] out.

[00:13:24]>> I think the best shot we have to survive is if I assimilate with them. If I become one of them.

[00:13:30]>> Wow.

[00:13:31]>> What does that mean?

[00:13:32]>> Wow.

[00:13:33]>> Like I do this thing where I vote with you guys.

[00:13:36]>> Okay.

[00:13:37]>> Wow.

[00:13:37]>> Yeah.

[00:13:38]>> Wow.

[00:13:39]>> Side simp. New name. Side simp.

[00:13:41]>> Oh. That's a ban That's a ban word on Twitch, you know. You don't want to be any >> [ __ ] Ban me.

[00:13:46]>> Any Twitch admins He means it in a endearing way, not in like a uh uh >> Thanks, [laughter] Dan. I don't give a [ __ ] Ban me.

[00:13:54]>> Side gunner for a reason.

[00:13:57]>> GOSH DAMN IT, DUDE.

[00:13:59]>> [screaming] >> SIDE SWAPPER MORE LIKE IT.

[00:14:02]>> I'M [laughter] SOME MAN who hates [ __ ] I know it.

[00:14:05]>> Side liar.

[00:14:07]>> I'm just a liar, just like all men.

[00:14:09]>> Yeah.

[00:14:10]>> Oh.

[00:14:10]>> Let's go, W man.

[00:14:12]>> Oh, [ __ ] All right.

[00:14:15]We got to vote her out, surely. It's It's the way it's meant to be, right?

[00:14:19]>> Why did you guys leave me?

[00:14:21]With these guys.

[00:14:24]>> [laughter] >> The host has forced >> Oh, dear.

[00:14:26]>> meeting to end. Oh.

[00:14:27]>> hell does that mean?

[00:14:28]>> The host has forced the meeting to end.

[00:14:30]>> Oh, maybe maybe they got a glitch.

[00:14:31]>> Oh, maybe I wasn't able to do a meeting, so then he >> Holy [ __ ] >> Okay, maybe not.

[00:14:36]>> Nice. W hit me.

[00:14:38]>> Oh, my god.

[00:14:39]>> turns back on for new stuff.

[00:14:44]>> Damn. Good thing Good thing we didn't bet on that chat because >> Last daddy.

[00:14:50]You guys want >> Oh, nice. Okay.

[00:14:53]>> [laughter] >> choice here, me. I didn't get >> No.

[00:14:56]It is about shills, so you know, I We're We're going to It's not It's not about me for once, right?

[00:15:02]>> Look at all the turtles.

[00:15:05]>> Good turtle.

[00:15:06]>> Good turtles.

[00:15:07]>> [laughter] >> Turtles.

[00:15:09]>> Look at all the balloons.

[00:15:14]>> Oh, Jeremy, sorry for your loss.

[00:15:16]>> I'm sorry for your loss, Side. Yeah.

[00:15:18]>> I'm sorry.

[00:15:19]>> [laughter] >> He's He's with you.

[00:15:21]>> He's with you.

[00:15:22]>> He's with you.

[00:15:23]>> He's with you. He's with you. we going?

[00:15:25]>> Side up to your eye side.

[00:15:27]>> Greg.

[00:15:28]>> Hey bro, let me fortify you real quick.

[00:15:29]>> Sorry for your loss. Oh, nice.

[00:15:30]>> Let me know if you need a side up. Sorry for your loss. Sorry for your loss.

[00:15:33]Sorry. Should I Should I be having one of these suits? I didn't get the memo.

[00:15:35]>> Nice to meet you.

[00:15:36]>> Emgar, yeah, yeah, we're we're doing the >> [laughter] >> Who put this used condom on the floor?

[00:15:41]>> That looks very speedy.

[00:15:42]>> Looks very filled, no?

[00:15:44]>> Yeah, dude, there's a lot of Oh, [ __ ] >> Bro. It's not this I'm Oh, [ __ ] >> Please Hey, bro.

[00:15:51]>> Hold on. Why do I look so handsome all of a sudden? Wait, hold on. I'm going to look down my pants. Wait, it's bigger than normal. No chance.

[00:15:57]>> Oh my god, dude, it's huge.

[00:15:58]>> [laughter] >> Oh my god. Holy [ __ ] This guy's got a big honking hog, man. Now my penis is small again.

[00:16:04]>> No wonder he was so nice. He was He was just, you know, like he had nothing to worry about with that package.

[00:16:08]>> a dick like that, dude, I get My goodness.

[00:16:11]>> How do we How do we bring that up in the meeting, Larry? Like, you know, we So >> you just got to, you know, God damn it, dude.

[00:16:16]>> have to You just have to >> I'm in here right now, bro. But hey, chilled, when we turn into Do you I just noticed that your hog was really impressive.

[00:16:22]>> Yeah. Holy [ __ ] okay, you're right.

[00:16:24]You're right. Okay, if there's if there's any space cuz I feel like air space is going to be at a premium tonight, right? So >> to be tight. It's going to be tight, but let me tell you something, brother. I'm going to be on that wavelength.

[00:16:32]>> Okay.

[00:16:32]>> [laughter] >> I'm going to sneak in as many meetings as I can, bro.

[00:16:35]>> I'm going to Okay, look again. Look again. Look again.

[00:16:37]>> Holy [ __ ] dude. You know what the the thing is? It's not the length and the girth. It's the It's the veins, bro.

[00:16:42]It's a vein one.

[00:16:43]>> it's like very textured. Who is this?

[00:16:45]>> Yeah, very the vascu- vascularity?

[00:16:47]>> Hey, Jeremy.

[00:16:48]>> [laughter] >> Jeremy.

[00:16:49]Wait, did you look at your pants when you turned into chilled cuz me and Larry didn't last >> were just doing.

[00:16:54]>> That was going to be my only opportunity, really.

[00:16:56]>> It's so vascular. [clears throat] >> How else do I ask, you know? So >> I know.

[00:16:59]>> If you told me that that dude like pumped before, I would have I would say, yeah, 100% he's got >> there was a big jerking session earlier?

[00:17:06]>> Yeah, but he I think he's all natty.

[00:17:08]That's the thing. But if you told me, I'd believe it.

[00:17:11]>> I felt uncomfortable with my wife running through here during that conversation.

[00:17:14]>> Yeah.

[00:17:15]>> [laughter] >> It's like she caught you at a homie or D, you know?

[00:17:18]>> Yeah, it's like it's not what it looks like babe. I'm sorry. I don't know who these are.

[00:17:20]>> I mean it doesn't help that you got a floor you know.

[00:17:23]>> Oh Sid, I'm pregnant with your humor.

[00:17:25]>> Yeah, just a pregnancy [laughter] test or pregnant with your humor.

[00:17:28]>> Oh my god.

[00:17:30]>> Sid, Sid, when we when we turn into you I took a look in the pants and I got to say brother, nice.

[00:17:36]>> [laughter] [laughter] >> Sid, all right.

[00:17:44]Nice. Nice. Sid, that was pretty [ __ ] good. Oh [ __ ] I messed up a card so I have to leave. I have a crew mate.

[00:17:49]>> what? I'm just going to task win if no one's going to die.

[00:17:51]>> Yeah, I I'll do that. [ __ ] it.

[00:17:54]Up Scotch.

[00:17:57]Oh [ __ ] Sid.

[00:17:58]Today is about chill Sid.

[00:18:01]The goat.

[00:18:02]Dude, that's so cool. There's so many yikes.

[00:18:04]>> Oh my god, he's looking at pictures.

[00:18:06][laughter] >> I couldn't hear you brother but I will next time. Don't worry about Cortelli is dead. I didn't know this map was going to make me want to throw up.

[00:18:16]>> Yo, Child was at at cameras looking at little bunny on the screen.

[00:18:20]>> [laughter] >> Oh yeah.

[00:18:24]>> I know that was >> I know I knew you you booted that up Child and then walked away from the cameras. I know you must have done that.

[00:18:32]>> [laughter] >> Um what what do we Sidarms, what do you got?

[00:18:38]>> Cortelli's body is in unfortunately at the back of electrical. Someone chopped it.

[00:18:42]Okay.

[00:18:43]>> Hey, well I know it's not Greg, Racing, Cheesy, myself or Apple.

[00:18:50]>> It's not Sid.

[00:18:51]>> Yeah, I was I was I was I was running around. Junk was chilling.

[00:18:54]>> I was with Speedy for a bunch of the round.

[00:18:57]>> Yes, and this is also not Scotch and probably not Sid unless it's bait.

[00:19:01]>> Nice.

[00:19:02]>> Uh it's not Cat. It's not Cat.

[00:19:03]>> Has to be Apple.

[00:19:04]>> Wait, I don't know wait. No, I'm not Apple. I was I meant Cat. I apologize. I meant Cat. I was with Cat, not Apple.

[00:19:10]>> in cameras as well.

[00:19:11]>> Oh, I don't know where you came from though. I don't know where you came from though.

[00:19:17]>> Yeah, cuz I was Yeah, cuz I was hanging out with Cat from all the way from Shields and we went all the way to engineering. Yeah, so it's not Cat at all.

[00:19:26]>> [laughter] >> So we have no leads somewhere.

[00:19:28]>> Someone made me drunk on a road.

[00:19:31]>> I also got drunk at some point. Yeah.

[00:19:34]Someone tell me I feel left out.

[00:19:37]>> Well, you said you don't think this is fake.

[00:19:40]>> No, definitely not.

[00:19:40]>> No, I don't think so.

[00:19:43]>> Whoa, who's giving out drinks by the way?

[00:19:47]>> No, hold on. I think we should point our guns towards Apple, guys.

[00:19:50]So I gave him a compliment. I didn't think I would have cuz there's there's no good way to ask Shield so I just had to look.

[00:19:56]>> I heard the compliment.

[00:19:57]>> [laughter] >> One of the highest, nicest things you can say.

[00:20:02]Me and Larry were talking all about it.

[00:20:03]He also took a peek.

[00:20:04]>> Oh, he was >> [laughter] >> Nice nice hog, by the way.

[00:20:08]>> Thank you.

[00:20:11]>> [laughter] >> gets those votes just by being him.

[00:20:20]>> [laughter] >> So Greg has been forever since we played Build the Morgas.

[00:20:30]It's been a hot minute since we played together. That's for dang sure.

[00:20:33]>> Well, when we played Minecraft?

[00:20:34]>> It was A WHILE.

[00:20:35]>> HI GREG.

[00:20:37]>> Hi Greg.

[00:20:41]Greg is funny.

[00:20:42]>> Damn Chad, what the [ __ ] Who jerked off electrical and give it so many tasks, bro?

[00:20:48]I want to block this.

[00:20:50]Oh [ __ ] my back.

[00:20:52]Cheesy, sorry for your loss.

[00:20:54]Sorry for your loss.

[00:20:55]>> a cheese >> Oh. Did he cut out for you, sweetie? I don't want to >> Yeah, yeah, Cheesy, you cut out. We didn't hear that.

[00:21:03]>> Yeah, just Yeah, just so you don't think we're being mean or whatever.

[00:21:06]>> Oh, no, no, no. I was just I was just saying I was in a I was in a cheese sandwich with you guys.

[00:21:11]>> Oh, yeah. Cuz you're right. It would be called what the what the meat is, not necessarily what the buns are, you know?

[00:21:16]>> So, would I be top bun and you're bottom bun, or would I be right bun and you're left bun?

[00:21:20]>> I I would be bottom bun.

[00:21:22]>> I'm out, you know?

[00:21:23]What is this a shadow beat?

[00:21:25]>> Sorry, I hate you.

[00:21:27]>> [laughter] >> Sorry, Apple.

[00:21:31]>> That's Pedro over there.

[00:21:32]>> Bro, you're absolutely height mugging him, man.

[00:21:34]>> he >> [laughter] >> You saw us.

[00:21:36]>> Yeah, Mr. Fantastic my ass.

[00:21:38]>> How fantastic is he at five feet tall?

[00:21:41]>> But then >> [laughter] >> an apple on a sandwich, I might try it out. Like >> One of my friends loves apple slaw on his sandwiches that cheese dog. He he he swears by it.

[00:21:50]>> I've never had apple slaw, but that sounds delicious.

[00:21:52]>> Yeah, it doesn't sound like the worst, you know, so.

[00:21:55]>> Right. Is it it's coleslaw, but >> With like with apple slices, like you know, apple shreds or whatever, shredded apple I suppose.

[00:22:02]>> [laughter] >> Oh, yeah, that sounds awesome.

[00:22:05]>> It's something weird.

[00:22:06]>> Nothing bad was happening. Nothing bad was happening. Only good memories. Good memories together, Larry and I in front of your photo.

[00:22:12]>> Jeremy's wife is Jeremy.

[00:22:15]>> The spouse is always the first suspect.

[00:22:17]>> Jeremy.

[00:22:19]>> It [laughter] can't be Jeremy. He was with me the whole night.

[00:22:22]>> That was me.

[00:22:25]>> [laughter] >> Greg, I'm trying to cover for the guy, Jesus.

[00:22:28]>> Listen, it was dark. There was a smooth head [laughter] involved, that's all he knows.

[00:22:31]>> Dude, Jeremy Jeremy puts hair back on his head. Greg suddenly doesn't cover for him anymore. Kind of [ __ ] up.

[00:22:36]>> Hey, he's >> [laughter] >> out of my He's out of my group. I only got Junkyard left, man, and him and me.

[00:22:42]>> Unbelievable.

[00:22:42]>> Sorry, the only thing in vision was a scalp.

[00:22:45]>> [laughter] >> I got to be honest, I have no idea. I have no [ __ ] clue.

[00:22:50]>> Cheesy, Speedy, what Who is your sandwich, Cheesy? Who are you eating?

[00:22:54]>> Uh uh me.

[00:22:55]>> Hold on.

[00:22:56]>> Speedy, side.

[00:22:57]>> Come again?

[00:22:58]>> Please, please.

[00:22:59]>> The apple walked in.

[00:23:00]>> Please kill me. Please kill >> And Chilled was in low left engine and so this both of these happened while that was well this one was first in cafeteria and then there was one all over the way somewhere by nav and that happened while you guys were still cuddle puddling outside electrical so yeah.

[00:23:19]So now you guys but I can't trust Gracie.

[00:23:22]I've been with Z the whole time.

[00:23:26]Gracie and Z have been together since the first round I can kind of tell that Gracie mysteriously wandered off to do mysterious things at some point. That's not true I was I've been Z's shadow this whole time. I saw Z.

[00:23:38]There is [laughter] Z.

[00:23:40]I've been with Z while liking this whole time. It is correct she has not been more than 3 m away from me. We've been killing together. That's kill distance.

[00:23:48]No that is kill distance. I have covid.

[00:23:50]>> [laughter] >> No.

[00:23:53]I don't even know how to spell that word.

[00:23:55]I'm voting Scodge.

[00:23:57]I vote Scodge. You may be on to something. He's a shadow.

[00:24:01]Chad there will be two. I have a lot of power. I know I know.

[00:24:09]NO NO TWO OF YOU [laughter] ARE ACTUAL [ __ ] SHEEP. I think Scodge is testing you Lindsay. Who the [ __ ] knows where right now.

[00:24:16]>> [laughter] >> Greg we got to stop singing to like this Greg we got to stop going this way at the same time together.

[00:24:23]>> [laughter] >> Now do you think she says dance like that on purpose because she says don't you know what do you think she says? I need Shield's expertise.

[00:24:33]Red man.

[00:24:35]Oh nice we do share this task Lindsay.

[00:24:38]Admit it first Shield.

[00:24:39]I voted like a sheep. I'm going to be honest Scodge I also voted but only to protect myself.

[00:24:46]Oh he's to gone he is gone.

[00:24:51]Obey the [ __ ] guardian.

[00:24:54]Oh dude.

[00:24:56]I haven't I haven't even seen another part of the map. I can't stop looking at that picture.

[00:25:00]>> Easy is dead in admin.

[00:25:01]>> Yep.

[00:25:03]>> Why why the yep?

[00:25:05]>> Well, I I don't know. Dead body.

[00:25:11]>> I want to stick my balls in your butt and let the grip crush them.

[00:25:16]>> It's like a vacuum, I heard. I don't know.

[00:25:18]>> What version of Dark Magician Girl was it like was it PSA 10?

[00:25:21]>> No, it's it's an old a newer version of Dark Magician Girl.

[00:25:25]>> I don't think it's sleeved to be >> I think he said something about a heavily playing with that one.

[00:25:30]>> [laughter] >> Help, pack it up, everybody.

[00:25:34]>> Where are we packing? Where are we going?

[00:25:37]>> I feel like Greg did this.

[00:25:38]>> I was with you the entire time, Greg.

[00:25:40]>> I was with you the entire >> You speaking of the devil, Greg.

[00:25:43]>> No, no, you guys weren't there for the bit. You guys weren't there for the bit.

[00:25:46]>> I was so awkward. Um >> Yeah.

[00:25:51]>> Cara, I wield no power.

[00:25:52]>> He is cool. Okay, yeah, this will be his last Among Us.

[00:25:54]>> [laughter] >> You wield a mighty sword.

[00:25:59]>> [laughter] >> Among Us.

[00:26:00]>> Oh, [ __ ] That's my >> I'm right, guys.

[00:26:06]>> Apple, Apple, I feel like we got to we got to become closer friends cuz when I was pretending to be you, I I didn't know anything besides British and onions. That's all.

[00:26:14]>> I was very aware of that and I was watching it going, "Wow, yeah, please he really sucks."

[00:26:19]>> [laughter] >> What What are the I know you you like World of Warcraft, but that besides that I don't know what other games you play.

[00:26:25]Like besides the ones that we played together, right? So, that's >> I love Rebo.

[00:26:28]>> Rebo, okay, I got you. Are Are there any childhood games like that you played?

[00:26:35]>> Um like Balder's Gate was really good, the first one, the first two. They Epic. Broken Sword was epic.

[00:26:42]>> Did you play Elden Ring?

[00:26:43]>> Final Fantasy 10 was epic. No, I would suck at that game so bad.

[00:26:47]>> You know, it's not as hard as people say.

[00:26:50]It's [crying] love.

[00:26:51]>> [laughter] >> He's squished.

[00:26:52]>> So so and it makes him look really funny cuz of the angle. Oh, hey.

[00:26:57]>> Hey Jill, what [laughter] happened to your dude trash?

[00:26:59]>> Look at the angle.

[00:27:00]>> You you blew it out. You blew it Uh [ __ ] comes from the old prison pocket, eh? Okay.

[00:27:08]>> [laughter] >> I got to >> get my past on the phone.

[00:27:11]>> No, me too. I have I have one more. I just have this one left and then Oh, damn.

[00:27:14]>> Yep.

[00:27:16]>> I am what they refer to as a plumber after all, eh?

[00:27:19]I am what they refer to as a barkeep.

[00:27:22]>> Oh [ __ ] nice. Okay.

[00:27:24]Any any vent recommendations or suggestions that you you want me to block?

[00:27:27]>> I was going to block >> Let me take you to my [ __ ] >> Yeah, yeah, this is >> Oh my god.

[00:27:31]>> Jeremy is dead, too.

[00:27:33]>> Oh my god.

[00:27:34]>> Oh my god. [laughter] Okay. It's going faster.

[00:27:38]>> Not aside.

[00:27:40]>> Yeah, that's a chill for sure.

[00:27:41]>> Not Gracie or myself or any of these.

[00:27:44]>> weird. Oh.

[00:27:47]>> Something weird.

[00:27:47]>> do any of these.

[00:27:48]>> I saw something weird.

[00:27:50]>> That's usually what I >> Oh, no I >> and then I said it to prove that I didn't do any of these.

[00:27:54]>> Side, I have a question. Are you going to be shot by your boyfriend or no?

[00:27:57]>> I don't think anyone knows my role except for Larry and you.

[00:28:00]>> Okay. Okay.

[00:28:01]>> Yeah.

[00:28:02]>> Um this is a lot of people dead. All I know is Cara didn't kill Jeremy. That's the only evidence I have.

[00:28:07]>> so true. Um Gracie didn't kill Z.

[00:28:12]>> No, I didn't. I've been following him this whole time.

[00:28:15]>> Side didn't kill anyone.

[00:28:16]>> No, nobody.

[00:28:17]>> Oh [ __ ] Apple's dead. We just got to go.

[00:28:18]>> How the [ __ ] did I not get blamed for the Z kill when you saw what I did to him afterwards, Cara?

[00:28:23]>> Okay, well, >> Scotch came in fierce and I >> Scotch just ate him. He didn't kill him, though.

[00:28:28]>> [laughter] >> That's my favorite flavor of Scotch, bro.

[00:28:30]>> Okay.

[00:28:31]>> Slightly angry fierce Scotch is my favorite. This is awesome.

[00:28:34]>> [laughter] >> All right, this is a little chef action, right? So, that means one of you sickos Really? Gracie? Cara?

[00:28:42]>> Does anybody know who the chef is?

[00:28:43]>> I voted Side Arms.

[00:28:45]>> Oh, I think Scotch is cooking them.

[00:28:46]>> What's your problem? Scotch is good.

[00:28:48]Scotch is super good.

[00:28:49]>> And it's got to be speedy, right?

[00:28:51]>> No, I I can't emphasize how chill I am, Cara.

[00:28:54]>> Well, [laughter] then I don't know.

[00:28:58]>> I think Scotch may be pissed you lids.

[00:29:00]Holy [ __ ] I will be taking an exit.

[00:29:03]Guys >> Scotch is just definitely not pissed you lids.

[00:29:05]>> Is it just a prank side?

[00:29:06]>> Yeah, no no no. I just wanted to say pissed you lids cuz Scotch doesn't really like it when you say like that.

[00:29:12]>> [laughter] >> Damn. Crab, how's it going?

[00:29:18]>> Hey guys, have you heard of this hit game Among Us? I think you could be simply electric at it.

[00:29:22]>> Holy [ __ ] thank you my [ __ ] goat.

[00:29:24]You're my king, my everything. 27 months, I'm excited to hang with my [ __ ] guy, bro.

[00:29:29]>> Such a good person for society.

[00:29:31]>> around?

[00:29:31]>> They're not killing each other. I can't [laughter] kill anyone, guys.

[00:29:33]>> What blue balls is >> I don't know who the killer is.

[00:29:37]>> Someone make me drunk.

[00:29:39]Someone make me drunk.

[00:29:40]>> Wait, that's pretty smart.

[00:29:41]>> of crazy. I wonder who it could be.

[00:29:43]>> Scotch, I I love that play of pretending you're a chef. I'm going to steal the [ __ ] out of that. That is so good.

[00:29:50]>> Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo.

[00:29:52]>> Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo.

[00:29:54][laughter] >> Um all right.

[00:30:00]>> That was good, Scotch.

[00:30:00]>> I love the coms and the chill. That's so funny.

[00:30:04]>> Let's go, Scotch. Oh, you got this, bud. Hey, look at that.

[00:30:09]>> Campfire >> Oh, [ __ ] He erased me? Hell yeah, brother.

[00:30:15]What a son, bro.

[00:30:16]>> Who did you feed it to, Scotch?

[00:30:18]>> My Scotchy did.

[00:30:19]>> I will never tell.

[00:30:21]Okay.

[00:30:23]>> Yeah.

[00:30:26]>> [laughter] [laughter] >> Ha ha ha.