Surgery postponed

Added: 2026-05-23

[00:00:00]My hair's all [ __ ] out of whack.

[00:00:36]Yo, yo, yo.

[00:00:44]What's popping?

[00:00:49]What up?

[00:01:02]So, it got postponed.

[00:01:07]And we're waiting because um the So, my pancreatitis So, they postponed it because Where you guys [ __ ] just let me explain. God damn.

[00:01:27]So, I got it postponed because the my pancreatitis got too inflamed.

[00:01:40]Now, that they're saying that they have for me to schedule it 6 to 8 weeks.

[00:01:48]So, now we got to wait and see what's going on. There's a lot of [ __ ] that I got to do.

[00:01:54]I got to call. I got to schedule the appointment.

[00:02:00]Go get it done.

[00:02:02]Then after I get it done, >> [snorts] >> um I have to go to court.

[00:02:09]And I have court on the 29th.

[00:02:13]So, >> [sighs] >> yeah, Kyle's got a lot of [ __ ] to do.

[00:02:18]Mhm.

[00:02:22]He's got a lot of [ __ ] to do.

[00:02:29]Did you not just [ __ ] listen to what did I just say?

[00:02:35]>> [sighs and gasps] >> I feel like I'm speaking in gibberish.

[00:02:47]Arya, please tell these fools what the [ __ ] is going on.

[00:02:59]Uh There is your answer.

[00:03:20]King, you're your own man. Are you making some money? I am making some money.

[00:03:26]Ouch. Yes, ouch.

[00:03:38]Well, if you just got here, hi, my name is Kyle. Nice to meet you.

[00:03:48]The AIDS kicking You guys are hilarious.

[00:04:07]What up, Jeff Hulk?

[00:04:36]Get well.

[00:04:38]Thanks, Modern Haze.

[00:04:42]Thank you for the star gift or whatever the [ __ ] that is.

[00:04:48]Who's Duke Duke Nukem's? I don't know who that is.

[00:05:02]>> [clears throat] >> Tyson >> [snorts] >> Oh, [ __ ] >> [gasps] >> Dude, you're going to make my [ __ ] gallbladder hurt.

[00:05:21]For a moment, I thought the surgery postponed again because of the Blue Cross again, which caused your dad to knock the coffee table off and smoke.

[00:05:29]No.

[00:05:33]He was born at September 14th, 2001.

[00:05:36]Yes, sir.

[00:05:38]Yes, sir.

[00:05:47]After being the pivot man?

[00:05:49]No.

[00:05:56]Check out this crippled [ __ ] >> [laughter] >> You guys are hilarious.

[00:06:04]I wanted to mention that me and my band are going to try to finish our first album.

[00:06:10]I don't have a specific date.

[00:06:13]Nice Shadow Warrior. That's awesome.

[00:06:21]No, surgery is happening. It's getting postponed. There's a difference.

[00:06:29]Does the bed move? It does move.

[00:06:31]I have to get pushed though.

[00:06:37]Sid from Ice Age but hot.

[00:06:43]I got to get my haircut done. I got to get it done. I don't know what's going on with it, but I got to get my haircut done.

[00:06:58]No, it's called um gallbladder surgery.

[00:07:02]Ronnie.

[00:07:07]Shave it. I'm not shaving it.

[00:07:40]No.

[00:07:41]It's a major surgery. It is a major surgery.

[00:07:51]Just rest well until you're healed.

[00:07:53]Appreciate it.

[00:08:00]Oh, [ __ ] You're in the hospital. Good luck. Yes.

[00:08:05]Dumb ass.

[00:08:07]The the the dumb ass, you didn't read the title.

[00:08:20]My organs do hate me.

[00:08:25]Pancreatitis and then [ __ ] gallbladder.

[00:08:30]My [ __ ] is on fire.

[00:08:33]How expensive were your tattoos? All together, I have at least $10,000 on my body.

[00:08:40]I know. My hair cut's [ __ ] whack. I get it. Enough about my hair.

[00:08:46]I got to get a haircut. I know.

[00:08:54]Princess Lindsey, thanks. Probably should take care of your organs.

[00:09:00]What kind of butter do you use in your hair? I don't use butter.

[00:09:05]You mean gel?

[00:09:08]Awful.

[00:09:10]I feel awful.

[00:09:16]How are you feeling? I'm all right.

[00:09:24]I don't want tattoos no more. Hello, 10 bands. Holy.

[00:09:29]Yeah.

[00:09:33]I hope you get to better soon.

[00:09:36]Me too.

[00:09:40]My heart rate was actually really low.

[00:09:43]It was in the 30s.

[00:09:46]Yeah.

[00:09:47]It was uh It's pretty scary time.

[00:09:51]Almost in my sleep.

[00:10:00]I don't know what your dad doing. Don't know. Haven't talked to him in a while.

[00:10:11]The man butter in his hair makes his hair extra spiky.

[00:10:17][ __ ] life does really [ __ ] you up left and right. God damn. I told y'all this.

[00:10:24]I [ __ ] told y'all this. Y'all don't want to [ __ ] listen. I had kidney stones uh on my left and right side. Now I got to get my gallbladder removed. Now I had my pancreatitis.

[00:10:35]Uh so We're We're alive. Oh, and then my heart wants to [ __ ] with me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:10:50]So all my organs want to just [ __ ] Hold on. Let me [ __ ] cherry up this [ __ ] table.

[00:11:10]>> [sighs and gasps] >> I need a haircut so bad.

[00:11:22]This chick who cut my hair cut it up all [ __ ] up.

[00:11:27]She [snorts] don't know how to cut hair.

[00:11:30]Who needs organs anyways?

[00:11:32]Oh, yeah.

[00:11:34]Just who needs organs?

[00:11:37]Good thing I ain't got kidney stones.

[00:11:40]No, kidney stones aren't fun.

[00:11:42]Shout out to you, Kyle. Um my prayers are with you, brother man. Always. I appreciate Marcus.

[00:11:48]The gallbladder and that gallbladder surgery was intense. I didn't have it yet.

[00:11:58]Kidney stones, you mean dick bullets?

[00:12:00]Yeah, I didn't feel them.

[00:12:04]Kyle, feel your pain cuz I had to get surgery on both my knees during freshman senior year. That [ __ ] hurt for like a week. Oh, you did.

[00:12:16]Wait a minute.

[00:12:18]Is that you, Kylie?

[00:12:21]Oh, that is you.

[00:12:31]That hair is intense. I know it's intense. Look at the What the [ __ ] is going on? I don't know what the [ __ ] is going on.

[00:12:38]I know.

[00:12:39]I had to make sure it was you.

[00:12:44]I hope you are okay. Thanks, Rainbow Steve. Appreciate it.

[00:12:50]Jizz?

[00:12:52]No, no, no jizz.

[00:12:57]How you feeling? [snorts] I'm all right. I could be better.

[00:13:01]Let's start a petition for Kylie to shave his head. No, it's not [ __ ] happening.

[00:13:07]I'm not getting I need to cut my hair and that's what needs to happen.

[00:13:14]Jizz from Rainbow Steve.

[00:13:18]>> [snorts] >> Oh god.

[00:13:23]This is hilarious.

[00:13:25]This is great.

[00:13:27]I'll shave mine if you shave yours. No.

[00:13:33]Oh, he's a minor. Don't say that. Don't say that.

[00:13:38]1 million subs and you shave your head.

[00:13:40]If I get to 100,000 subs, I will think about shaving my head.

[00:13:50]Where is Jesus in your life?

[00:13:52]He's with me every day.

[00:13:54]Every day.

[00:13:57]Just because I got tattoos don't mean Jesus ain't with me.

[00:14:03]Remember, your body is your temple.

[00:14:05]Remember that.

[00:14:09]I'm pooping and it stinks so bad. Oh, nice.

[00:14:13]Jesus says, "Um, Matt, you need more Jesus."

[00:14:19]Jesus rockstar, yes.

[00:14:21]A million subs and you grow it as high as possible.

[00:14:26]Maybe, if my hair will let me grow it.

[00:14:29]He's my favorite Mexican. He's not a [ __ ] Mexican.

[00:14:32]Jesus Christ, is my ninja.

[00:14:36]Jesus is with all of us. Yes.

[00:14:44]Oh, god.

[00:14:46]Okay, that's gross cuz he's a minor. So, you got to watch your comment, bro.

[00:14:53]That's gross.

[00:14:59]Oh, that's [ __ ] That's gross.

[00:15:06]You said it, not me.

[00:15:08]I'm just reading the [ __ ] comments.

[00:15:15]Hi, Shonda.

[00:15:18]Hi, Shonda.

[00:15:20]By the way, Kyle, where can you watch TV? I have this little ass TV.

[00:15:26]And look at how tiny this [ __ ] is.

[00:15:31]Very, very tiny.

[00:15:36]Partner, Jesus, yo.

[00:15:38]Jesus, yo.

[00:15:43]We in it.

[00:15:44]Like chicken fried rice.

[00:15:46]>> [sighs] >> Uh, let's see. Uh.

[00:16:01]>> [snorts] >> How's the food they serve, good or a little bit crap? Eh, it's okay.

[00:16:09]It looks like you are in a storage room in the hospital. Yeah, they put me in a psych ward room.

[00:16:18]Let's forget Steve. He should be in school anyway.

[00:16:25]Oh, yeah, it's about 3:00.

[00:16:32]Kyle, you will sleep a lot after surgery. Yeah, I will.

[00:16:37]Yo, I love this game.

[00:16:40]It's the best.

[00:16:45]Oh, [ __ ] I got a scratch. I got a scratch.

[00:16:54]I lost the game. So did I. I just started thinking about it.

[00:16:59][ __ ] you, Kylie.

[00:17:01][ __ ] Oh, I just got the eight ball in.

[00:17:07]I need an eight ball. I'm just kidding.

[00:17:16]I'm just kidding.

[00:17:19]I'm joking. I'm joking.

[00:17:23]Floop is a man man, help us save us.

[00:17:25]Floop is a man man, help us save us.

[00:17:34]Floop is a man man, help us save us.

[00:17:35]Floop is a man man, help us save us.

[00:17:46]Would you afford it? Yeah, I could.

[00:18:04]Floop is a man man, help us save us.

[00:18:06]Floop is a man man, help us save us.

[00:18:17]Duct car, duct car, duct car.

[00:18:29]Uh you saying?

[00:18:31]It's not a dress, it's a kilt, you seagull.

[00:18:45]These people think I'm [ __ ] nuts.

[00:18:55]I'm just intelligent, that's it all.

[00:19:01]I think a massive home bar with a pool table would be something for you, Kyle. No, that would be what it I've ordered this.

[00:19:17]I ended the [ __ ] game.

[00:19:19]Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.

[00:19:23]I'm trying to be okay.

[00:19:25]So, tomorrow is surgery, right, Kyle?

[00:19:28]So, the surgery is going to be 8 to 6 weeks or 6 to 8 weeks.

[00:19:38]I think a massive home bar with a pool table and a drum kit would be something for you. Yes, it would.

[00:19:44]Wait, did someone put Steve in time out cuz he's that young? They should have.

[00:19:59]Who is a man man home by save us? Yeah, 6 to 8 weeks. It's going to be a long ass time.

[00:20:06]Um Are your family there? No, I'm just by myself. By my lonely like how I like it to be.

[00:20:16]Woah, 6 weeks. How many days have you had that before surgery? Um I've had this gallbladder pain for about a month and a half now.

[00:20:28]We are with him in spirit.

[00:20:32]Yes.

[00:20:39]I know.

[00:20:41]Kylie's over there and Matt's over there.

[00:20:46]My dad, Tanya, all them over there.

[00:21:03]I hope you get better. I appreciate it.

[00:21:07]I got an invisibility invisibility cloak right now.

[00:21:11]>> [snorts] >> What you know about it?

[00:21:16]>> [sighs] >> What you know about it?

[00:21:23]>> [snorts] >> No, I'm just kidding. I'm just joshing with y'all. I'm pulling your chain.

[00:21:35]I'm pulling y'all chain.

[00:21:41]Spent throughout the years, dude.

[00:21:47]No, I don't because I'm in that pain.

[00:21:53]I need a haircut. I should get a haircut, honestly. Like tonight.

[00:22:01]At some point.

[00:22:02]I should.

[00:22:05]I don't know why the [ __ ] she cut it like this cuz like this hard part isn't that the same size as this hard part.

[00:22:18]You can't see me cuz I got my shades on.

[00:22:21]I got my sunglasses at night so I can't so I can't Would you rather be invisible or be able to travel through time?

[00:22:46]I would say I would love to be able to travel through time because time you can't get back.

[00:22:55]Being invisible would be also cool. But you can't get back time. Once that shit's gone.

[00:23:03]>> [snorts] >> That shit's gone.

[00:23:25]What's your question? Go for it.

[00:23:28]Go for it.

[00:23:30]Go for it, Forrest.

[00:23:36]My ass is old.

[00:23:39]I'm getting old. I'm turning 25 this year. Can you believe that? Can you believe that?

[00:23:48]Every time I close my eyes, I can't see.

[00:23:50]It's a real problem. I need a doctor.

[00:23:53]>> [snorts] >> You know, Lindsay dead serious. I mean, I I This is my life. It's all no serious here, brother.

[00:24:09]That's exactly the reason I would travel uh through time, Steve.

[00:24:13]It may break the timeline, but it's worth it.

[00:24:47]Happy early birthday.

[00:24:50]What up, Billy Baggins?

[00:24:52]>> [sighs] >> No, Back to the Future has uh It us not to mess with time.

[00:24:57]No, it taught us not to change things in time, not to go back in time. You can go back in time, just can't change things in time.

[00:25:09]I'm turning 19 this Sunday. Nice.

[00:25:17]Good job.

[00:25:19]I remember when Mitchell Green had the same surgery you were going to have.

[00:25:23]Uh Bridget called in GP because Michael was resting like the doctor told him.

[00:25:28]Yeah, I I I didn't do that.

[00:25:34]Exactly, so don't mess [ __ ] up.

[00:25:44]Well, I don't want to kiss my mom, bro.

[00:25:47]Woah, woah, woah, woah.

[00:25:50]Woah.

[00:25:51]What the [ __ ] are you talking about?

[00:25:55]No, sir, they can't be changed, otherwise we'll die.

[00:25:59]That's true.

[00:26:04]Hi Kyle, happy early 25th birthday to you. Well, thank you, I appreciate that.

[00:26:12]Kyle, you're fine, I hope.

[00:26:15]I hope I'm fine, too.

[00:26:18]Six.

[00:26:22]So, how was your day?

[00:26:24]Six. Seven.

[00:26:28]>> [snorts] >> Six, seven, six, seven, eight, nine.

[00:26:34]What do you want to do for your birthday? I want to be alive. That's what I want to be.

[00:26:49]That's exactly what I want to be for my birthday.

[00:26:52]Alive and well.

[00:26:58]It is diameter, too.

[00:27:10]Have you played pickleball before? I have not. The first time I saw you was one of the very old Lunatix videos, precisely when Lunatix destroyed monitor. Nice.

[00:27:19]What a um Surgery got postponed, unavoidable.

[00:27:31]More like a live stream. Ha.

[00:27:34]Ha.

[00:27:35]Ha.

[00:27:37]Oswald, you're funny.

[00:27:52]Well, >> [laughter] >> well, I'm going to um pop off here.

[00:28:11]Stay safe. Stay Lunatic. Uh peace y'all.

[00:28:17]Uh I remember when uh we met in your house.

[00:28:20]I know, right? Crazy times, crazy ass times.

[00:28:26]Um but peace out, be smooth, stay safe, stay Lunatic. I'll see y'all later.