Main Character Cringe But It Keeps Getting Worse

Added: 2026-05-12

[00:00:00]Y'all like bodybuilders?

[00:00:01]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:00:02]>> Bodybuilders. I like skinny, scrawny guys.

[00:00:04]>> How about multi-millionaires? How about 8 in and thick?

[00:00:09]>> What? Oh, you like skinny guys? What about four penises stacked on top of each other? Right, guys? Right. Today, I've scoured the internet to find the hardest to watch main characters. And of course, they will be getting progressively worse. And I've got to say, for a guy who has dedicated his entire life to creating some of the most uncomfortable watches on the internet, I've outdone myself here. I really have.

[00:00:31]>> Live reaction videos.

[00:00:32]>> Yeah. I prefer something with value and substance.

[00:00:34]>> What about commentary YouTubers? What about 10 minutes long and hard to watch?

[00:00:38]>> Main character tries to jump out of hot air balloon.

[00:00:41]>> You're not high enough.

[00:00:42]>> I am, bro.

[00:00:43]>> No, you're not. You're not.

[00:00:44]>> I've got >> Dude, don't I don't give a [ __ ] man.

[00:00:47]You have to tell this before we need to ask for permission.

[00:00:49]>> We're not allowed to do this, >> bro. Looks like someone I used to work with.

[00:00:54]>> We are actually filing a [ __ ] permit and you'll [ __ ] us up.

[00:00:58]>> I'm telling you, man. We are actually filing a permit.

[00:01:02]>> If we do this illegally, >> man, you have it on video. You just tried to stop me.

[00:01:07]>> I'll tell you what, just jump. Actually, no. First, give me the parachute. Go on.

[00:01:12]Give it here. He's just explained it to you. They don't have the [ __ ] permit.

[00:01:15]Okay. They're filing for the [ __ ] permit, but as things stands, they still do not have the [ __ ] permit. All Oh, he's a cool guy though, isn't he? He's the type of guy to not ask for consent.

[00:01:24]No, he files for a [ __ ] permit. I'm not sure what that means. I'm I'm just saying stuff.

[00:01:28]>> Yeah. Please call the police, man. One guy is trying to jump from the balloon.

[00:01:35]>> Please let him go.

[00:01:36]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:01:36]>> No, that's that's illegal. Yeah, but we can decide what we want to do.

[00:01:40]>> No, you have to take permit for all that. We're going to be in trouble because of the you.

[00:01:48]>> Thank you. Come on, man.

[00:01:50]>> No. No. No. Come on, man. No. I'm telling you, no. Stop pushing it. I mean, >> I'm being serious here, man.

[00:01:56]>> I know you're being serious.

[00:01:57]>> Yeah. Yeah. Stop it.

[00:01:58]>> But I mean, just don't handle the rig, man.

[00:02:01]>> Jack, don't handle the rig. I mean, cuz when you're handling the rig, I can't do exactly what you're telling me not to do.

[00:02:06]>> To be fair, it should have become quite clear that something like this was going to happen when two men in parachutes stepped on the hot air balloon.

[00:02:13]>> Okay, one at a time, please. Hi, madam.

[00:02:15]Do you mind if I check your bag quickly?

[00:02:16]I just don't want there to be any sharp objects. Brilliant. And because you take all your jewelry off, too. Okay, that looks good. If you just want to go that way, make sure you keep your arms inside the vehicle at all times. Thank you. Hi, sir. Any jewelry on? No. Brilliant. Um, can I ask what's inside the bag? Just the parachute. All right, no worries. On you get Hi.

[00:02:35]Did I used to work with that guy?

[00:02:36]>> Odd way to celebrate. Birthday 82.

[00:02:43]Oh no.

[00:02:46]>> What? Yeah, we won. Procco dildo.

[00:02:49]>> What is the thought process behind that?

[00:02:51]Why are you doing that? I'm going to put my foot down until I see God or give my female teammate a champagne enema. Less of a main character moment and more of a a serious crime. Really? Cuz let's be honest, he definitely didn't file for a [ __ ] permit, did he? No woman is agreeing to that. It's just grim. Let's just Let's just go on to the next one. I forgot to turn, so I'm going to cause a traffic accident.

[00:03:23]just continues to turn off as well. I mean, the laws are already overturned.

[00:03:26]You might as well sort of commit to the decision now and just drives off like nothing happened as well.

[00:03:38]Oh no, he's had a bad day. Anyway, don't want to miss this turn. If you did that on a driving test, you would fail. Okay, just in case there was any ambiguity there. You have to give way to the person coming to a complete stop on on a fast lane. I mean, that is completely unacceptable. This is why lorry drivers have a bad name. Oh my god. War siren prank at 6:00 a.m.

[00:04:15]What speaker is he using? Alexa, play War Siren Noise.

[00:04:20]>> I can't find the song War Siren Noise.

[00:04:22]>> No, of course not. So, we can rule her out. Obviously, I got to say, pranking your country to make them think that they're at war is a dick move.

[00:04:35]>> I mean, pranks just as a whole have come so far, haven't they? We've gone from calling boss baby at 3:00 a.m. to what?

[00:04:43]Inflicting nationwide fear at 6:00 a.m.

[00:04:45]You've also got to wonder what country is this prank being played in. You know, to really determine how main character of a moment this truly is. I mean, it is just a dick move. It could go wrong in so many ways, too.

[00:04:56]>> Hey guys, today we're going to be pranking our entire country at 6:00 a.m.

[00:04:59]by making them think they're at war.

[00:05:01]Ready?

[00:05:04]For God's sake, there's an ad by Hule.

[00:05:05]Bloody Steve Barllet. People are still screaming. Why are people still screaming?

[00:05:09]>> Just something about me. Um, I hate the diary of a CEO with a burning passion.

[00:05:13]Guys, I think her husband was murdered.

[00:05:16]>> My husband was murdered in one of the most gruesome homicides in Florida. My husband was brutally murdered in one of Florida's most gruesome homicides.

[00:05:24]Answering questions actually like to pay for the person behind me. Today is um National Day of Remembrance for Homicide victims and my husband was brutally killed >> at the fast food drive-thru. Is crazy.

[00:05:36]It's a very sad and tragic moment and a a brilliant hook in terms of engagement.

[00:05:42]>> This is Rob, my beautiful husband who was brutally murdered, but I I'm still here.

[00:05:53]>> But I'm I'm still here.

[00:05:56]They haven't sent me a court date yet, so I don't think she's got anything to do with it. Okay. But the the performative double take on the eye, the but I I'm still here. It comes off a little bit weird.

[00:06:09]>> I I also want to pay for the people behind you.

[00:06:11]>> Oh, but she's gone to multiple drive-throughs.

[00:06:13]>> Okay, there you go. And there's the drinks. Thank you very much. My husband was brutally murdered, >> right, >> in a brutal homicide. Brutally. Oh, it was brutal.

[00:06:23]>> Okay. Is there anything else you want with that? Napkins, sauce, a medal? I mean, we all deal with grief in different ways, so I don't want to make too much fun of her, but the drive-through thing is weird. You know, traumatizing 16-year-old minimum wage workers is what he would have wanted if he couldn't have a six-piece nugget meal with with a diet coke. I am absolutely fuming. Sorry, nothing's happened for you, has it? No, this has just been a normal video. What you don't know is that I just transferred half of the files for this video over, okay, onto my laptop. didn't check they had been transferred over and then deleted them of the camera. Can you guess whether they were transferred over to my laptop? You must be thinking, "Oh, but Dan, I've I've been watching the video."

[00:07:04]There is a video. Yeah, cuz I paid 79 quid to get someone to to dig into my SD card and rip out this stuff that I deleted. 79 quid. So, this video shouldn't exist at all. Okay. It's a miracle against all odds. It's like, you know, those babies that come out holding the IUD?

[00:07:22]Well, I've said it now. It's like that.

[00:07:25]79 bloody quid. Subscribe. Second girl knew exactly wasn't for her and still went all about it. When I see you again.

[00:07:35]When I see you again.

[00:07:38]Oh.

[00:07:44]Ah. That sucks.

[00:07:46]>> What the [ __ ] >> Just step her like prime Lionol Messi.

[00:07:50]Nothing brings out the athleticism in someone like like the friend they don't really like. Trust me, I have a very sporty friendship group. I mean, that just completely sucks. That's a really hard watch. Why does she stop and turn around? Just keep running. Head for the door. You're not wanted here.

[00:08:09]I'm sorry. Oh, she's crying. It's probably cuz she was stuck with one of Tokashi Castle's maze monsters for too long. Seriously, look at the precision.

[00:08:17]She's like a honing missile. It's a tough life always being compared to a rice picker.

[00:08:22]Oh no.

[00:08:29]Thinking about how different my life is from the man picking in the rice field every morning.

[00:08:35]He doesn't know how good he has it. That is insane. The cheek. The cheeks. I can't show you that. She's She's not wearing much clothing. I don't really understand what she's trying to say. Is she saying her life is harder than harder than the rice picker? Or is she just acknowledging that she's bad in them? Which is it? The guy in the field must be so confused.

[00:08:55]>> Oh, hi honey.

[00:08:56]>> Hello. How was that?

[00:08:57]>> It was all right. Yeah. Yeah, not too bad.

[00:08:59]>> What are you doing? What? Why are your trousers down?

[00:09:02]>> Just thinking about how my life is different from all the people in the coal mines.

[00:09:05]>> The kids are in the other room.

[00:09:06]>> Ah, daddy's crack.

[00:09:07]>> That'll be all right.

[00:09:08]>> Unless I think it's like a food chain.

[00:09:09]The influence is doing it to the rice picker. The rice picker is doing it to the to the miner. Somewhere out there there's a chimney sweep popping titty.

[00:09:20]Somewhere out there there's a chimney sweep popping titty. I think when I say stuff like that, it's sort of best to just sort of move on. Subscribe. Hype the video. You know, main character almost ruins surprise.

[00:09:46]That was brilliant. Uh, Pete, she went completely silent after that. Should should someone like check her pulse?

[00:09:52]>> Okay, so checklist. We got the cake.

[00:09:54]>> Yeah. Uh, gifts.

[00:09:55]>> Uh, piñata.

[00:09:56]>> I don't know. Have you?

[00:09:57]>> No. You >> You said you were getting the piñata.

[00:09:59]>> No, I didn't. I said I get everything else.

[00:10:00]>> How we going to have a birthday party without a bloody piñata? Are you kidding me? Oh, for God's sake. She's coming now.

[00:10:04]>> Happy birthday.

[00:10:06]>> Never mind. We've got the piñata.

[00:10:07]>> We don't fool, bro. A >> WHY? It's just water. It's not JUST WATER.

[00:10:23]>> NO, IT'S NOT JUST WATER. It's the insides of this guy's cranium, too.

[00:10:26]That's just completely ruined what was otherwise a terrible TikTok. What is happening here? He risked a brain bleed for this. The other two are still in character, and he's just Well, that's what he'll be walking like for life. I think y'all like bodybuilders.

[00:10:39]>> Y'all like bodybuilders?

[00:10:41]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:10:42]>> Bodybuilders. I like skinny, scrawny guys.

[00:10:44]>> How about multi-millionaires?

[00:10:46]>> How about 8 in and thick?

[00:10:48]>> Whoa.

[00:10:49]>> Oh, you like skinny scrolling guys. What What about the complete opposite generally?

[00:10:53]>> How about talented? How about loving and respectful?

[00:10:56]>> You want someone with a massive [ __ ] Stranger, person I've just met. You want someone with a massive [ __ ] Okay. How about How about respectful? Cuz I'm also respectful.

[00:11:03]>> I lost my wife 10 weeks ago. 21 years faithful. He lost his wife 10 weeks ago.

[00:11:09]Moves on fast, doesn't he?

[00:11:11]>> I'm just worried that you'll find someone else if I go.

[00:11:13]>> Darling, I'll I'll never get you. You have been the love of my life.

[00:11:17]>> You don't know that. What if there's a street interview and >> wa street interview?

[00:11:20]>> Um, it's not you, it's me.

[00:11:23]>> 21 years, faithful. Well, you've broken that streak, haven't you? Ah, it's fine.

[00:11:28]You can get it back. Just pay the 99 p.

[00:11:30]I guess Snapchat have really messed with my perception of loyalty. You can't just pay 99 p to get that street back cuz they actually add like tax on top. Do you know about that? Yeah. I just got an invoice from Apple. It's like 1 12.

[00:11:41]>> My daughter committed suicide 3 weeks ago.

[00:11:43]>> Oh [ __ ] >> 13. She was faster than me at 12 and I run a 6-minute mile. My testimony. I'm nothing but Peter and I ask you if you want to be in the YouTube channel. And you like scrawny guys.

[00:11:53]>> I know. He trauma dump on us like that.

[00:11:55]Damn.

[00:11:56]>> Yeah. Why did he All they said is that he might not be their type and he just starts listing all the terrible things that happened in his life.

[00:12:02]>> Oh, you like scorny guys? Well, my nan took a tumble down the stairs 2 years ago and she never fully recovered. But you like scrawny guys.

[00:12:08]>> I live a very privileged life thinking you can just walk through a stampede of horses.

[00:12:28]Yes. No. I hope she's okay. I really Yes. Why are you doing that? Why? Why would that possibly be a good idea? What kind of socially aware horses has she been hanging around to think that this would work?

[00:12:39]>> Oh, careful. There's a woman walking past and take a nice picture. So, just, you know, go guys. Guys, you're photobombing her. Oh my god, this is so embarrassing.

[00:12:46]>> Old one, but still makes my heart full.

[00:12:49]>> He's not going to cry the whole time.

[00:12:50]Huh? We can put you on the next flight.

[00:12:52]What? We'll get you on the next flight.

[00:12:54]No, I can't. I'm so your name. Tabitha 97. Thank you, Tabitha. You may not have a job tomorrow.

[00:13:03]>> Whoa, cold. It's like she gave her a fake name then, isn't it? No one's actually called Tabitha. I think we're all in agreement. What's crazy about this video is that she lost her job.

[00:13:13]>> I want to >> No, I can't.

[00:13:18]>> I can't. No, I have to. Look at the screaming. I'm not screaming. I'll I'll be quiet now, please. Okay. I'm sorry. I was really stressed out.

[00:13:25]>> Now, Perez's name and image have been removed from the council's official website.

[00:13:28]>> No, Tabitha, she has to be on that plane. She's got she's got work to get to uh All because she didn't want to sit next to her baby who quite frankly looked relatively mature in comparison.

[00:13:37]Oh, it's just horrible. It's just such a tough watch. I hate like awkward airplane videos. I hate them so much.

[00:13:44]>> I'm ready to be over here.

[00:13:47]>> Sorry everybody. Are you serious?

[00:13:53]>> What? She's not crazy either. She She knew what she was doing. She apologized beforehand.

[00:13:59]>> I don't GIVE A [ __ ] NO. [ __ ] YOU. [ __ ] you. I got to go pee.

[00:14:05]>> I don't give a [ __ ] YOU'RE NOT HONORED [ __ ] >> That poor guy who involuntarily joined the Mile High Club. She didn't even go to the toilet. She just briefly put her pants down. I mean, fair pay to her if she managed to squeeze a little something out. You know, I am way too peyive for that. I can't even be in the room when I'm peeing. You cannot be walking around with that much ass and expect me not to post a selfie for the boys. I'll see you Monday, Miss Rodriguez.

[00:14:36]Update: Got suspended, but in the conference, my teacher was eyeballing me like she wanted it. What do you even say to that? What do you even say to that?

[00:14:45]We just got to end the video now. Thank you so much for watching. This has been a a strenuous video for me to make. So, make sure you subscribe. It's been an expensive video for me to make actually as well. 79 quid. If you want to watch another cringe videos, but they get worse, I'll leave one for you here or somewhere. Make sure that you hype the video. It really helps me out. And well, you know the rest. Subscribe.