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Supermassive is so cool! | Ascension 10 Regent
Added:How does stone humidifier do populationwise?
Pretty well.
Cool. I don't know. I feel like it's strong, but I'm not sure how strong.
Always down for a stone bit of fire run, though.
He has her nightmare rotator. I played a little bit of Nightmare Bro. I don't like it that much.
Really feel like playing a ton of it.
I feel like that's kind of always been the hobby being with potato where like danger five has felt pretty good for me, but any of the like extra challenge stuff I'm kind of kind of not that into.
This is a fascinating card.
Hammer difficulty kind of ruined everything. I don't know about that. I just played one run and it was like I think I played more than one run. I think I I think I died on my first run.
I think I played enough runs to win one time.
I didn't really like this darkened screen. I didn't like that at all.
I meant to take Gatherlight. Feels like the other two are like my potential uncommons. Show you another thing that I made.
There's a YouTube video about this today. So, I made some deck cluster charts and with them we could look at region and we could look at among players with estimated greater than 50% win rate. How do region cards cluster um in runs?
If we subtract the runs which they lost from the runs which they won.
Oh my god. Glitter stream is very central. I was not expecting that. Child of the star is up here. Gather light's here. Okay. Gather light feels central.
That makes sense. I was curious where Shining Strike was.
Is shining strikes like a very weird card? I don't see it here. I didn't set it up. Oh, there it is.
It does well with Neutron Aegis. That kind of makes sense.
But it's certainly like way off on the side, isn't it?
I don't know. I don't know that that thing actually means anything.
But it is kind of pretty loud is a struggle in nightmare.
Fascinating.
One of the things that's nice about Shining Strike is you can just kind of upgrade it. There aren't that many plus three damage attack upgrades that I like, but because you draw it every turn, it kind of is a nice upgrade, but I have a stone humidifier.
So, yeah. Sorry. It I know it probably feels like I'm taking a really long time here.
This is probably the most important decision in the run is the thing.
Like you could take pillar of creation if you think that regen is very heavily um based on generation synergies. I just don't think regen is that much based on them. They could gather light.
Was that a TSN visualization? I don't remember the name of the algorithm.
I found out about making cluster graphs at 12:30 a.m. two nights ago.
Uh feel like the name's like Fman or something. It isn't Fractman, but it's something like Fractman plus somebody else. They got Manifest Authority. Manifest Authority is a card that's doing much better than I thought it would be.
Ah, >> I could take a pillar of creation and then we're just kind of vibing.
Oh, calamity.
That would have been cool.
Uh kind of like fisticuffs or kingly punch here or card remove.
I might just card remove.
I done edges just within one character's cart ball. That's what we were just looking at. Those regent edges.
Did that earlier today. I think it sounds right. It's been a bit of a blur these past 36 hours.
I feel like Fisticuffs is actually so good here.
Just an iron wave. Iron wave plus.
Is it really that good? I don't know.
Maybe it is.
Wonder if the pillar of creation pun was what spurred the archetype.
It's a pun.
What? What's it? Sorry. What's it a punctur?
There you go. Thank you.
Like calculating those often, they're not bad at all.
Um, I think the site takes about an hour to process everything right now.
And yeah, it just kind of runs indefinitely, which is fine cuz it doesn't really eat much RAM.
Star Boy two pillars of C. I still don't understand.
Um, star boy like I'm a [ __ ] star boy like that.
Did I see the new Reddit post on C RNG Slay the Spire 2?
There's correlated RNG in Slay the Spire 2 as well.
Good grief.
Should probably fix that.
Kind of want the spoils of battle.
Kind of want the cresant spear.
The bomb bomb might be kind of good in this way.
I don't know if it gives me a free turn or not.
I assume it doesn't.
Yeah, that's too bad.
Ow ow ow ow.
Do you ever watch a bear in the big blue house? I did not.
I watched the one about the boy and the horse and the mole and the wolf. Maybe be gone.
Can I get be gone with um of creation or whatever?
Or we could take this I am invincible kind of a big block card.
I'm just taking be gone.
Reading about the C RPG thing.
CRPG.
Slay the spire. C RNG.
An explanation of why's bones gives death 54.25% of the time. But yeah, um they should fix that.
It feels like it's a fixable thing. Now I'm pretty concerned that I can never kill this.
Maybe I should hit in shining strike.
Mind blast will save me.
I figured this potion must be pretty good here.
At least we've got that going for us.
Okay, Flash of Steel kind of solves everything. Thanks, Flash of Steel.
It is a slightly small bygon effigy.
Bygon effigy more like Sorry, just a sec. I have to draw be gone for the pump to work.
I didn't draw it. That's unfortunate.
More like be gone. Effiggy. Razor tooth.
Razor tooth seems kind of real.
More like gather light effigy. I don't I don't feel like that one. Yeah. Yeah.
Sure. Sure. Whatever. Um let's take another copy of be gone. I think I do have some decent relics here. A frozen egg helps actually with humidifier cuz I never want to have to rest at a or upgrade rather at a campfire, right? Spectral shift.
Career is good with Frozen Egg too, isn't it? Yo, this is kind of We got some stuff going on here. Okay.
Can I just remove a strike?
Is there an upgrade which makes sense?
Maybe pillar recreation.
The thing is I could just rest and get five max HP instead.
It's a lot of max HP.
Stone humidifier. Good.
Yes.
Yes. Yes. I think so.
Probably surely we'll get a miniature tent next.
That would be cool.
This one feels like it should manage to win from here somehow with a gambit.
That's uh that's pretty exciting.
a plus 19% VB base for greater than 75 5% runs. Maybe it's Oh god.
Has slabber metrics gone too far? What do you think?
I don't hate you now.
Child of the stars plus cl of stars. Oh, do we need child of the stars?
Looks like we don't.
Slaver metrics is probably my pick for YouTube comment of the year.
That is not my joke.
That was provided by YouTube comments.
That just needs a splash. Splash seems like it would be pretty good here.
This is free.
Well, that was pretty good.
Fire potion.
Royal Gamble.
Yeah, I don't know if I want these.
I definitely could upgrade here.
But just getting to like 120 max HP with card gen feels like it wins.
Decisions. Decisions. Pretty good when it's free. Leapable.
Who's your favorite new relic? Tooth feels really good.
I am also a tooth fan.
Okay.
My the tooth fairy.
I I'm going to step on some toes here.
Man, I don't think it's real.
I've seen the reports.
I've done my own research.
I don't think it all checks out. The timing doesn't line up.
The surveillance footage I think is grainy.
And if I may, the evidence in the backpack is inadmissible. And I think that's pretty obvious.
Had to put the money there myself. Sure.
It's a reason I'm not caching the Calvin filter data locally on the user's machine. So I don't have to recalculate it from scratch every time for every user.
Um because I'd have to write the code to do that pretty much the entirety of it.
break.
Yeah, I just haven't done that yet.
Only one of me. Only 24 hours in the day.
Super massive. Deal 142 damage. That is a couple of damage.
I want a crash landing.
It kind of feels like I would want a crash landing, right?
You start a sentence with why don't you just cache? You aren't respecting the extra complexity that caching adds to a system.
Yeah, I don't think I would c it on user systems. I think I would be more aggressive about caching stuff on um Cloudflare probably.
The thing is caching on a user system doesn't really it if I may. Okay. So if there are all these users, right? We'll say there are four users.
All of them can generate data about each other.
So if this user generates data about those two and then puts that on their own machine, but then these two want to generate data about each other, then they have to like generate the data again, which is six calcs for two data points.
So, I think it's better to cash it here and then they can all look at it and get it back.
But at the moment, I'm recalculing every hour. So, like I don't know. Cashing it doesn't really It's a bit weird.
I said users machine because I said it was a storage issue.
I don't remember why I said that or when I said it.
The main issue I've run into is RAM uh when processing the data. not like storing the data, but um having enough memory to load all of the stuff into the calculations that I'm running at the same time. So, I had to rewrite how all the calculations worked.
Anyway, I got very distracted from the run. Sorry. Uh what was happening?
I was say trying to decide whether to take crash landing or not.
I don't really have any performance issues on my end, but if someone wants something which I'm not pre-calculating like their own statistics or somebody else's statistics, then I sometimes have um well basically I can't provide it instantaneously, right? Has to be made Pale's blood is supposedly really good. Maybe I should take it.
Kind of want Pale's flesh, though.
Apparently, I have never lost with any of these relics on regen.
That's kind of wild.
I've also never taken this on region, though.
Maybe I just want the extra relics since I'm playing a creation um synergy package right now.
Relics feel like they're good there.
Is it too early for horny posting about pale? Is pale the one with a horn.
Uh, I could definitely awall something to do with the stuff we've been talking about. I don't really like paywalling stuff though.
I don't think I like have to, so I kind of don't want to. I think if I pay wall anything, it will be I don't know.
I don't know. Maybe someday I'll work out something that makes sense to pay alg if you're on regions. You don't. It's nice. Had a one in six turns. I haven't used a potion that turn. Evil's bad.
Hercules.
Um, please don't make me lose the run.
Why would you do that? Why would you make me lose the run like that?
I'm probably still okay.
Ultimate strike. Holy H I think I actually don't play strike here.
So you get to have an entire extra turn if you wait until here to hit it because it was stunned for one turn and that's the turn it was trying to escape.
Whereas I suck that last turn it would try to escape and then it would escape successfully right now.
Okay, I got my spectrum shift back.
That's good.
I got a festive popper. That's good.
It's all coming up jaws.
This deals eight AOE whenever I play a power. One, two, three. I mean, okay.
Obscene card.
Entropy would have been very nice. I am one gold short.
Gosh, that would have been nice. Uh, well, I'm sad.
just kind of sad. Oh well, I'm going to remove decay.
Should have played better.
I died. Thanks for the 64 months.
Three more months.
Okay.
Okay.
Met Jorbs Iron once. You saw him and you were like, "Oh my god, you're Jorbs."
And he said, "Yeah.
I'm going to choose to believe you. It would be a weird thing to make up.
I have a lot of interactions with people who recognize me after they hear my voice, but not before.
Kind of funny.
Good fight.
Super massive.
We must. Yeah, I think that card is pickable here.
Bundle of joy or quisar.
You saw Jorbs in a grocery store in LA yesterday.
I don't think this is true, but okay. What happened? You told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but you didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, "Oh, like you're doing now." I was taking him back and all I could say was, "Huh?" He kept cutting me off and going, "Ha, huh?
Huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face.
This George guy sounds like an [ __ ] What a deck. Yeah, I know.
Is that buff super massive?
It doesn't make pillar of creation work.
So, I guess it probably doesn't buff super massive either. These orbs are finally going to get cancelled. Oh, I've been working so hard for this.
This is it. This is the payoff moment.
That's uh that's quite exciting.
Super massive plus.
Uh I need slightly more damage.
I have a fire potion.
It's actually enough.
Yeah. Okay. Get me out of here.
Why didn't we crash landing and super massive last turn? Was it lethal? I didn't think it was lethal, but I don't remember if I actually calculated it.
It wasn't lethal. It would have resulted in me having a very large number of debris in my next draw pile.
H this little [ __ ] Pistic is good here.
Hey, George in chat. Sorry I haven't been around. I got suspended for making a joke about Oh my Why did I I'm sorry to hear that.
Oh.
Oh, that was a pretty fun fight.
Um, I do kind of want resonance to be good, but I just have to accept that it's not good here.
Add Metamorphosis to your deck. Oh my god, is it good?
I'd rather just upgrade a card. Upgrade super massive.
A beard manifest authority actually might be even better.
Epic Synergy. Yeah, Pale Swing doesn't do great when you then get the relics which want you to take all the card rewards, that's for sure.
Win rate 0%.
Oh my god.
What does this one do?
Fine.
Hi, Jarbs in chat. Sorry I haven't been around for a while. I just couldn't be [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] legit. I respect that.
Crazy how people would pay 35 health to not put Metamorphosis in their deck. I was about to go to this campfire and I don't mind resting at it as well is a thing to keep in mind. Chat, you've been very funny today. Thank you.
I'm enjoying enjoying that.
Uh, go for Pash maybe H.
Not a very good turn.
The Gambit.
Shadow is always funny.
Okay.
I don't know.
Sometime I think I think we say sometimes let's not push it. Yeah.
Why didn't I play pillar creation first?
That's a thing that will haunt me forever.
Oh well.
thing. We have 100 max HP. It does help, doesn't it?
Enough HP for a rainy day.
And a fencing manual. H I think if that were offered to me in a way where I could choose not to pick it up, I might have not picked it up.
Beat down plus. Cool.
I think just playing super massive here so the next time I draw it, it's upgraded is probably good.
It does add damage to super massive kind of I think only kind of Hi. Hi. Again, downs me to beat down.
Sometimes that's what it takes, you know.
We're going to salvo here so I can falling star when it's actually attacking me.
Mind blast plus.
I didn't realize this cost zero.
Is that what it is in silos spyro one?
I'm going to be honest with you. I wouldn't call myself a mind blast like expert.
So this mar one was two to one. Oh yeah.
Is it like got nerfed cuz it was too strong for endless mode or something?
I think I think that's my understanding of why it was nerfed.
Cleared ascension 10 with all the characters. Necroman was a struggle.
Hooray. Nice.
This is my first time being offered buffed monarch's gaze. I think I'm going to take it.
That looks like a decent card.
There's three attacks in your deck and enchant them with instinct.
That is strong.
I could go Warhammer. I only have 19 cards.
This one. This one. This one. 19 cards is wild low this late in the game though.
I guess I understand why I only have 19.
I think getting the upgrades doesn't really matter. Claws. Uh, I don't really have any energy, right?
They do work with Monarch's gaze. Oh, wow. I want to do that.
And they upgrade with razor tooth. I just don't have any energy.
Uh there's some way to do this. Well, probably. I don't know what it is. Ah. Uh, kind of weird.
Generally though, if I can get five health out of a speed potion, that's fine.
Little bit late there. Crash landing.
This entropy I can afford. Do I want to do something else?
There's this thing. This thing's pretty good.
We do like a shuriken or an ornamental fan to go with our attack strategy.
Think we just take entropy.
Might be a little slow. That's the only major issue I could think of.
Furnace plus is not that bad. I do think probably with um a double damage super massive.
Yeah, like maybe I don't need it super much.
Trippy is kind of like ghost seed kind of.
Did they ever go to Africa? I know they hadn't gone to Africa when they wrote the song.
I don't know if they ever like changed that.
What is the song even about? I think the guy like got high and watched a TV documentary about Africa.
Yeah.
That's a little bit of a struggle, but hey, we're kind of getting there. Lunar Blast deals damage for each skill already played this turn.
I sometimes play a skill. I have a Monarch's gaze.
That's kind of the actual reason to take Lunar Blast, huh?
Okay, I could also just use a zero cost card. I think filling my hand up with stuff and only have three energy.
Great example of lunar blast kind of going off there.
I should have played crash landing actually. Probably almost certainly. Yeah, I think I was meant to play crash landing. I was distracted by how funny it was that I'd drawn Lunar Blast and it was hitting for zero.
I forgot to feed my cat. Sorry, cat.
That was poor of me.
A I'm going to go feed him now, I think.
Right back. He didn't remind me. He reminded me and I told him to leave me alone.
He did. Very polite. I'll be right back.
Twitch chat, how are you?
I would have played the defend and just not prognu if I hadn't had the lunar blast. Honestly, that might have been better anyway.
If you meow me, will you get fed as well?
No, I don't think so.
Strike dummy.
I do have several strikes still in my deck.
That was pretty good.
Wait, it's going to attack me for 50.
I've played right into its trap.
Thanks, Naku.
Oh, it's only 45. We're fine.
Also, it's dead.
Uh, it feels like this should be good.
I don't know. I'm going to take it.
We'll see. We'll see if it's good or not.
But you are finally getting to witness someone use panic button for the first time in history. Panic button is very good. Panic button is like a pretty good purchase from your first job.
I do a little bit want the regret.
What happens if you reject the event?
Uh, I don't know.
Oops.
We have to put two cards into our hand.
Those two transform this maybe. That's a good transform.
Could really use energy.
Sure.
the whole deck just finding different ways to make cards pretty much.
It's like one of the things Regent can do to win.
I should probably play fast.
strike enemy and minion strike synergy.
Sometimes you got to work with what you got.
Ow ow ow ow.
Okay, got me out of here. Got a petrified toad, a heal for 20.
Maybe take a hidden cash so I can actually make stars for my quisar.
I don't hate the idea, but I'll stick conqueror works okay with the sovereign blade that I'm I'm just going to take hidden cash.
We'll just take hit. Nice.
Thank you.
Where'd it go?
Didn't know what this buff was.
Not played a lot of Monarch's Gaze kind of things, I guess.
M M be a duplication potion here.
Monarchs gains. Happy Pride Month. Happy Pride Month to you as well.
Swany thanks to 81 months. Appreciate it.
All right, I get strength every time I generate a card. Eventually, the deck gets going. Huh. Takes a little while.
No thy place looks kind of good.
I'm just going to take another place. I think I no longer I'm not going to this elite. Just going to go here and rest.
So I no longer have the ability to sacrifice for a relic.
Asen plus pale blue dot plus.
Just buy them both.
I don't know how many defense I've really been playing recently.
Arl suit, thanks for the 29 months.
Appreciate it.
Maybe it's time to start playing them.
Reflect is pretty good with Touch of Insanity.
Plus for 28 UVA I will probably buy pale blue dot. Yes, probably. I don't know. I think with this much health probably probably we can take something like that. Let's take an orbit instead of a fasten.
That's better.
I don't think I would have been able to afford Arsenal cuz rares are more expensive, but I could afford an orbit.
Decent turn one.
Run the plus might not be it.
Make it cost zero.
Is it weird that you think of Ian Glass as the 32 turn one boss rather than status card boss? I don't think that's weird.
I think that's a fairly accurate um assessment of what's dangerous about the boss.
Oh, what am I transforming? The six.
My energy is going up instead of down.
Thanks, Orbit.
Do I ever do the daily? I don't think I've played a daily yet. No, I probably played like three of them total in Sled the Spyro one. So mostly the answer is no. Not really the way I like playing the game.
It's a lot of debris.
So, if I transform this, it turns into a different status. Is that better?
I guess so. I guess that's better.
Mayhem feels real good.
the monarch's gaze strike synergy or whatever.
I think by the time I generate a Mayhem or generate a Gambit rather and then hit it with Mayhem, probably the fight will already be over.
Hope so. Anyway, like I bomb.
Am I looking at lethal right now? I might be looking at lethal right now.
I have Orbit and I have Djaku.
I was excited for Devastate to get played.
Sorry, Devastate.
I'm sure it was trying.
Monarch's gaze might be good this fight.
Maybe. Feels like it would be good.
Don't have orbit yet. Don't have nunchaku.
Gamma Blast. Sure.
I might say Beyond Sovereign Blade.
Actually, the other cards seem better than it.
Be gone.
Okay, I don't hate it.
Uh, this blocks a bunch. Sure.
Cool deck.
Kind of chugging along.
Got get rid of gamma blast now. Or maybe following the star is actually worse.
Sovereign blade is back. Welcome back, my friend.
It's a spot where delaying the next part of the fight makes some sense, I think.
Ah, I changed my mind. What if I can't kill it?
Eternal armor.
Uh, I guess this is an energy potion.
It's fine.
packed and sure grand finale our times taking damage.
this fight.
I've never seen the animation for this before.
Was that it?
That a bug?
I thought there would be like some sweet animation.
Is that a sweet animation? I don't know.
I'm transforming it now. Oo, infinite plates. Wait, transforming a silent card gives you a silent card.
That is not how I thought it worked.
The animation looked less cool than defects like strike animation to me. I don't know.
I can't transform status always gives status. Sure, but it just didn't work that way. And so spy one, right? So didn't know.
Colorless transform does get you a colorless. Yeah.
This is so many copies of eternal armor convergence and then we get to choose which way we want to kill it next. I think hitting it for 306 with super massive is kind of fun.
G H.
Can you search your runs by what whale bonus you took? No. Right.
That was kind of fun cuz um both my bonus and my pale bonus wanted me to like not actually have good cards in my deck. Humidifier doesn't want me to upgrade. It wants me to rest.
And pale's wing doesn't want me to take card rewards. wants me to skip them. So, getting a couple of card generation things going on then just letting them win.
And a strong.
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