It is peak irony when a mind capable of Haskell fails to grasp the basic legal boundaries of a retail uniform. This proves that academic sophistication is often no substitute for fundamental common sense in the real world.
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I got my First Job!!
Added:Bro, this took so long, bro. I got a interview and everything. I finally got a [ __ ] job. [ __ ] finally. We're making out the hood, boys. Let's [ __ ] do this. But yeah, I got a job. I actually applied and it's [ __ ] insane. They actually let me work here, bro. They don't They didn't know my TikTok, so everything was chill. We're cooking, bro. My mom's going to be so proud, bro. If y'all haven't didn't know, I've never had like a job job. I used to sell cologne at a mall. I've never worked at like like this type of place. So, this is an experience.
Honestly, I'm honestly super down for it. Let's just like go in the corner and then go change up really quickly.
>> First day at Walmart.
>> Sir, you need help?
>> Where? Oh, are you >> you can't hear? Okay. Apron. Where's apron? Okay, let's go look together.
Yeah. Yo.
Yo, it's my first day on the clock here and he needed to know where the aprons are. Yeah. The aprons.
Oh my god. Yeah. I got nerv I He's He's deaf.
>> Yeah. Could you Could you show up?
>> Yeah. Yeah. I got you.
>> Yeah. Perfect. Thank you. Thank you.
Hey, you guys have a good one. First customer. First customer. Let's get this day going. Am I right, people? Let's go.
Fill up. Fill up. It's always good seeing fill up, man. Honestly, I'm probably going to just reorganize [ __ ] cuz mad [ __ ] messy people.
People. Man, if you're going to be at Walmart, please do not break stuff. [ __ ] costs [ __ ] money and people like me have to freaking restock it.
done. Second job of the day complete.
Um, where should I put this? This goes here. Second job of the day. Check. Need to actually need to get lunch.
>> Is anyone sitting here?
>> No.
First day at Walmart lunch.
>> Yeah, I just got this job here today.
And nice to meet you. My name is Josh.
Josh.
>> Uh, Fernando. You're going to definitely be like that one co-orker that just gives me advice.
>> Dude, I love I love this job.
>> It's my first day today. You want to say hi? I'm just I'm on break right now, so I'm just live.
>> Where did you work?
>> What? I work I work the the recharge area over there in the back near the the meets. I works.
>> So, yeah. Over there. But yeah, I'm on lunch break right now. Everything's going smooth.
>> Yeah.
>> Is this your first job?
>> Yeah, first job. So, I brought my mask just to be safe. Yeah. Yeah. Honestly, it's going good. I actually love it here. Is this your first job, too, or no?
>> Well, yeah.
>> I think it's been my last job.
>> Last job.
>> If I could give you >> I I wish I wish >> I wish.
>> No, no, no. Honestly, if I could give you a sub, like in my chat, I could give you a sub, I would give you a sub. But yeah, nice talking to you. I'm probably going to get off break right now because >> Yeah.
>> Oh, no.
>> Oh, yeah.
>> What?
>> What's up?
>> No. No.
>> No. No. No. I No. No. No. Listen, listen, listen, listen.
>> No. No. No. Listen, listen.
>> No, I didn't. I got it. I bought it from my mom works at Walmart. No. My Listen.
>> I'm not stealing. No, no, no. I came in.
If you check the cameras, I came in with the vest. You can ask my >> Can you Can you turn that off, please?
I'm calling PD just so just so you know you can get arrested.
>> No, no, no. I'm not No, no, no. Listen, you didn't work here. Why do you even have Call PD?
>> I No. Listen. Listen. No. No.
>> No. Listen. I'm not running because I'm not in trouble.
>> No, I didn't. I had it. He's lying. MY CHAT. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. LISTEN.
LISTEN. LISTEN, CHAD. NO. LISTEN.
CHAD. They call me.
We got to go. This is why get for trying to help the Walmart community.
This is why I'm shopping at Target now.
I hate Walmart. Even I wish I could I wish I could live a quiet life like you, but no. Everyone wants to bother me when I'm just trying to work on Walmart.
[ __ ] Yeah. Everyone look at me like I'm a lunatic. I JUST GOT FIRED.
FIRED. HEAR ME? I'M NEVER SHOWING HERE AGAIN.
I hate this place.
I'm going to cry, bro.
This is what I GET FOR SHOPPING AT [ __ ] WALMART. THIS IS WHY I SHOP AT TARGET.
>> You don't work for Walmart?
>> YES, I DO.
>> YES, I DO WORK FOR WALMART. I have the vest.
>> Just because you have the vest doesn't mean that you work for us.
>> Yes, I do.
>> I'm doing this for the couch.
>> I'm not doing arrested right in the Walmart.
>> I didn't in person. I just did.
I wanted to have a job. Okay.
>> And I need a thumbnail.
>> He doesn't work for Walmart. Chad, he doesn't.
>> I needed a thumbnail. Chill. I'm going away.
>> You're going to get arrested. I don't care what you >> Why am I getting arrested?
>> Because you have our vest. It's a stolen vest.
>> Great. Ruin the front for all the kids watching me and viewers.
>> Yeah, of course.
>> I have a big small youth fan base. I'm trying to make them get jobs.
>> I was trying.
>> I was trying to help you.
>> No, you're not.
>> Why do you have a body cam if you're a Walmart worker? Cuz I'm I work here. I'm the security manager. I need you to take off the vest and give me the badge.
>> I bought these. Yeah. Cool. Cool. Record me on your little metag glasses. Make a rainbat video out of it. Cool. Put me your little Facebook. I'M NOT SCARED OF FACEBOOK AT ALL.
I I actually make videos on Facebook, so I'm not scared.
CAN YOU STOP FOLLOWING ME? NO. I'm I'm going to pull out my walkie-talkies.
Don't make me pull the walkie-talkies, please.
>> Yeah. And these are my walkie talkies.
above Amazon.
>> Like the vest and the badge. You don't work here.
>> Yeah, but listen to me.
>> But what?
>> Listen to me, Tootss. I can work here if I want to cuz I actually want to help the society. Listen here, Tootss.
>> Hey, >> tell them I want to press charges.
>> For what, Tootss? I didn't even touch you, kid. And I And I want to press charges for you looking like A FREAKING IDIOT. OH, BURN, >> DUDE. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. I The clip is done. We can just go home.
>> No, it's not.
>> Really? You're really going to do this to me right now? Are you serious right now? Are you serious right now, bro? You ain't talking about no speed.
>> Come on. I walked here. I I literally took a Uber. My mom I told my mom to already pick me up.
>> I was trying to make a bail.
>> I was trying to make a Bon Lavine video.
>> Like Dan and Duncan wouldn't jump in the ball pit.
>> You should have gone with us. And you could have done this the right way. It could have been. There's many collaborators that we work with that we wouldn't have.
>> Yeah. And I work with I work with I work with DiddyBop and I work with Jason the Wii. I work with a lot of collaborators.
>> No, not the way you're doing in here, sir.
>> Well, I apologize. Can we just >> No, you don't apologize cuz if you're trying to do this the right way and to get the clout the right way, you would have partnered with us. There's a social media outlet that we would have helped you with.
>> Why the hell would I want to post on the platform of Walmart? That's giving sellout.
>> That's that's giving sellout. I would never post if you're pretending to work for us. Then you're sellout.
>> I'm laring a job because I need more workers in this world. We don't need streamers. We don't need barbers.
>> Then what are you doing?
>> I am a streamer.
>> You exactly. You said we don't need anymore. So why are you doing it? It doesn't make any You see how you're contradicting yourself? You don't make any sense.
>> Contradict.
>> Go ahead. Wait. I'm waiting for you.
>> Yeah.
>> Wait. Shoot. Wait. Watch.
>> Make sure you say it right.
>> Contradict. Montrad dick more like suck my dick.
Clip it. Oh, clip. No. No. Okay. Okay.
That was a joke. That was a joke. That was a joke. That was a joke. Come on.
Come on. Touch. Come on. Come on. Oh, what's up, guys?
>> See, that's my supporters. I love them.
No. Hey, you know what? I'm actually glad, though.
>> I'm glad that you don't touch me cuz I wouldn't touch I would >> I would never touch you either. I I >> I'm just going to make sure that I press charges and I show up to court to make sure that I prosecute you. That's what I will do, though.
>> Dude, I don't even know what how >> Go out of my way to make sure this >> I don't know how to spell court, so don't even You don't even want to do that.
>> They're over there already. Great.
>> Great. Let's go talk to the cops.
>> Let's go.
>> Wait, wait. Does that mean I have to instream? I hope you don't so that way they can edit for you.
>> Dude, I need to keep streaming. I need to at least get an hour before I end.
>> [ __ ] >> All right. So, y'all, we're probably going to go >> to jail.
>> No, I'm not going to jail.
>> I'm telling you right now, I put many streamers in jail because of the same situation.
>> Is that your favorite thing to do?
>> Freaking tin the tap man to put people put put famous streamers like me in jail.
>> Yeah, I am. I tell by the way you dress.
>> You're not famous.
>> What? Famous people like me have the same for you page as you. So, you should probably feel good about yourself.
>> I don't actually because I have people like you going into my store and doing >> Well, you should feel good about yourself because you're creating a liability. You got hurt in my store. I would have feel good about yourself.
>> I feel good that you didn't get hurt in my store. That's what I feel good about.
>> You know, I I heard this song one time.
Good is good to know. It means feel good about yourself. You're a good-looking man. Don't do that. Never make yourself feel less, man. That's [ __ ] up, man.
Damn.
What? You guys going to come with me to lunch? Cuz I ain't have no friends. So you guys can cut tag along.
All right, y'all. Let's go get lunch before we had to talk to the cops for a FREAKING HOUR. OH MY GOD.
Oh [ __ ] No, no, no, no, no, no.
>> He has my vest. He has the >> No, no, no. I No. I ordered this vest.
He went into my >> No, no, no. Listen, listen, listen. Oh, uh, no, no, no. Listen, listen. No. All right, I'm going to put the I'm going to put the camera down. No, no, no, no, no.
Come on. I've >> desires, guys.
>> No, no. I promise to God I had this already. I can't. No.
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