THERE'S ALWAYS A BIGGER DEGENERATE - Lost Pause Reddit

Added: 2026-06-02

[00:00:00]Tonight, I want you to be in charge.

[00:00:02]>> Hell yeah. Do anything you want to do.

[00:00:04]Anything?

[00:00:07]Okay, I got some games.

[00:00:09]My bad.

[00:00:14]Is it magic or >> [clears throat] >> What is it?

[00:00:19]Or Yu-Gi-Oh.

[00:00:21]Oh, it's magic.

[00:00:24]Hey.

[00:00:26]>> [laughter] >> You don't even get it. She doesn't get it, bro. So, did you win?

[00:00:34]>> [laughter] >> I I genuinely don't understand modern card games. I I cannot even comprehend, dude. I played Hearthstone back in the day when it was just like "Ungabunga, I attack. Excellent." Anyway, guys, welcome to the best place on the internet. I'm talking about this channel right here. And the second best place is the Lost Pause subreddit, full of beautiful people like you, me, this entire community. And you know what else? I'm going to do a fan mail unboxing, or at least I would if I've gotten any fan mail.

[00:01:09]>> [laughter] >> Well, maybe maybe there's always the next few weeks, maybe. I don't know. So, if you guys want to send me stuff, fan letters, fan mail, whatever have you, I got a PO box. Go ahead and send me whatever you want, man. I appreciate anything at all. Uh but for now, let's get straight to it. Sam O'Nella out of it again with Oh, no. Pinky seems to have melted.

[00:01:28]Oh, no. Wait, why is Sue you back there with her ta- What did she do?

[00:01:34]>> [laughter] >> What kind of weird thing happened there?

[00:01:38]I mean, the man's got rock powers out there, but I guess not all rock is immune to acid. Dwayne Johnson is just Robert Downey Jr. without hair and a beard.

[00:01:49]Oh god.

[00:01:50]>> [laughter] >> What the I The eyes have opened a little bit there. The eyebrows a little thicker, but I don't like this. Yeah, we're going to have to delete this.

[00:02:01]YouTubers be like, "Wake up at 4:00 a.m.

[00:02:03]and run. That's alpha. No, it's not.

[00:02:06]Look at apex predators. They're all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4:00 a.m.

[00:02:13]and runs? Squirrels."

[00:02:15]>> [laughter] >> Got a point on this one out here. I mean, lions get the women to go hunt for them, so they're even lazier.

[00:02:23]>> [laughter] >> It looks like all of you stupid wizards are running out of magic.

[00:02:27]>> What?

[00:02:28]>> you can't hurt me anymore.

[00:02:32]Wizard Hank?

[00:02:34]Wizard poke?

[00:02:35]>> [laughter] >> Wizard insult, you smell ugly.

[00:02:40]>> [laughter] >> Okay, that makes sense. You smell ugly.

[00:02:43]Dang. I guess that could be an insult.

[00:02:46]Now, now, the test isn't that hard.

[00:02:49]Meanwhile, the test, what anime is this from?

[00:02:53]That feels like a visual novel. I ain't going to lie, that looks like a a visual novel background. I don't think that's actually from an anime, but I I could be wrong. This is the statue of a great patron goddess.

[00:03:07]Say, great hero, if you don't have any place to stay, my husband is still on the siege, and statue, let me fluff you.

[00:03:18]Insult human right now. Wait, Wait a minute. There's a lot of historical references back here of like I like Zeus was what got the women pregnant when they were on leave and other things like that. And now the statue coming to life and fluffing it. I mean, this has got Rome all over it.

[00:03:38]Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and that picture out there. I They're the same picture.

[00:03:46]I honestly, brother, I don't know the difference between Melania and all these other things. I I don't care about Mortal Kombat anymore. All right, you guys have to understand like when I play Mortal Kombat, they had like the same sprite for this like different characters just differently colored like Scorpion, Smoke, Sub-Zero, Reptile.

[00:04:08]They're all just different colors. Well, at least Sonya is kind of unique at least from the girls. Bro, just talk to her. The worst she can do is say no. And her, this wasn't her worst. Allow me to prove that you have no value whatsoever.

[00:04:24]I mean, you don't need to prove it, all right? I already know it.

[00:04:27]>> [laughter] >> You don't need to do any math or any sort of calculumulations out here. I know what I am and I'm trying to make myself worth something here. Oh, how do I put it as Oh, You're thinking it looks childish. It's so cute.

[00:04:46]You're the cutest girl in the world, kind of senpai.

[00:04:50]Yeah, that's >> [laughter] >> just even styling little succubus. Oh, that's cute. Honestly, all it takes to feel confident is the compliment from a loved one and badabing badaboom. Hey, chief, isn't this top a bit strange?

[00:05:06]It's just jelly filled. [laughter] Okay. It's a different kind of top out there. Honestly, kind of new on me, the jelly filled top out there. I think maybe someone did it in a bikini but actually just using as Lily's normal outfit.

[00:05:19]It kind of funny. This Razer RGB gas tub looks dope. I'mma overclock my meal now.

[00:05:26]Gaming for what?

[00:05:28]>> [laughter] >> But overclocking, what is that actually like? Maybe like burn the meat a little bit? Like you're more prone to burn your meat. I wish to be irresistible to men.

[00:05:42]And hey, all you got to do is be Lily, baby. That's that easy. It is that easy.

[00:05:48]Yes, I agree. Lily is is got to you. You seem interesting. Well, I'll let you know you're wrong.

[00:05:56]>> [laughter] >> Okay. I had I had you fooled. It's all about the art of presentation.

[00:06:05]I am the most interesting man on planet Earth.

[00:06:09]So you think. Forehead kind of on Earth made the [ __ ] mighty forehead of Eevee looking into. Is that me? Bro.

[00:06:20]>> [laughter] >> You did not just do that to my What is this, man? It ain't that bad. All right, you can not see your reflection in my forehead. All right. Reese Witherspoon in Smeagol-y blah.

[00:06:35]>> [laughter] >> Stop.

[00:06:39]>> [clears throat] >> Let's take your What I can't I can't do the Smeagol voice. It's been so long.

[00:06:47]My precious.

[00:06:50]It's going to take a minute. You know, I need to rewatch Lord of the Rings again for like the 30th time. You guys also know we have a beautiful Discord filled with beautiful people like you. At least you should be in there because we got all sorts of memes. We're going to just see what kind of stuff you left for me this week, too. Bringing Japanese culture to UCSD.

[00:07:09]Okay.

[00:07:13]Um Oh, I mean Stop. No, I know exactly who he's mimicking.

[00:07:24]>> [laughter] >> The lady is like, "What's going on, man?

[00:07:28]Why are they so weird?" I don't even blame them, man. I don't even blame them. If you see people doing that, I I just I I understand. I get it, man. I'm sorry. They ain't all of us. Late night snack. All right, so Mickey D's. Okay, he's eating your food.

[00:07:46]Where's Where's the after? Where after go? Where Where after Where are you go Even the sauce is like clean? Even the sauce?

[00:07:57]Oh.

[00:07:59]It What What is the kid doing?

[00:08:02]Oh, he's he's clearly getting hit.

[00:08:05]Bro. I hate my life.

[00:08:07]>> [laughter] >> I would imagine you're just letting you be a target for target practice. Why you Why you just letting him pin you with arrows, bro? One of you, your 4-year-old ignored put it back at the store.

[00:08:22]You took that magazine out of the store.

[00:08:24]They're going to take it to jail. Throw it in the car.

[00:08:26]>> Oh. They're coming. They're pulling up to the >> cops?

[00:08:29]Oh.

[00:08:31]They're coming for you.

[00:08:33]Oh, no. You stole.

[00:08:39]>> [laughter] >> Yeah, but you have it in your hand. The evidence is there.

[00:08:43]Put it back.

[00:08:44]>> [laughter] >> Oh, now you want to put it back.

[00:08:49]>> [laughter] >> The kid is like, "Yeah, whatever, man."

[00:08:52]They're going to take you. They're not going to take us. They're going to take you.

[00:08:55]Take it a step further. I just sound like a random stranger. Excuse me, officer. I'm going to have you put this kid under arrest.

[00:09:02]Make sure to read the rights.

[00:09:04]>> [laughter] >> If there's one thing I want to leave you with, Uh-huh.

[00:09:07]>> it's this. All right, Mr. Schlat.

[00:09:09]>> flavor. Lay's wavy What?

[00:09:12]>> Funyuns onion flavored Funyuns onion flavored rings.

[00:09:15]>> What Is that real?

[00:09:18]Okay.

[00:09:20]And he's gone.

[00:09:22]Just with the Lay's Funyuns onions onions rings flavored with onions and Funyuns. All right.

[00:09:28]Unlucky. Maybe I should leave you guys with some very promising words. I'll do it at At end of this video. We'll do that. When people get mad and speed past you and you all end up at the same red light together.

[00:09:42]Mhm. Well, isn't this awkward? Huh.

[00:09:46]>> [laughter] >> I guess that it's not easy being green apparently cuz the light's red.

[00:09:54]>> [laughter] >> $25 for a cat bed, she chose a dustpan.

[00:10:01]>> [laughter] >> I just lay I bought a nice cat bed, too, and and they just they just don't use the dang thing, man. They just don't.

[00:10:09]>> [laughter] >> I try. They'll use the couch, they'll use my lap. I mean, sometimes Kiro hops up on this at least, and that that fills me up with a little bit of joy. Let me saying uh Fluffy Kawaii in Mortal Kombat 4 lives rent-free in your head. There's no way.

[00:10:27]I'll believe it.

[00:10:30]>> [laughter] >> I didn't hear you again.

[00:10:36]>> [laughter] >> I want to see action.

[00:10:41]I think the one that sells me on is the kawaii at the [laughter] end.

[00:10:46]Oh my god. Your MasterCard has been declined.

[00:10:53]Oh, I don't think you want to deny Anakin Skywalker at the seat of the master any moment. That ain't good, man.

[00:11:00]You know how this one ends.

[00:11:01]>> [laughter] >> Oh, no. I hope you have a Visa. When you're down for a threesome and your boyfriend won't stop making out with his friend.

[00:11:11]Wait, are you guys like you guys going to like do anything here?

[00:11:15]Like wait, wait, wait, are we just Should I just leave? I mean, like why am I even included at this point?

[00:11:21]>> [laughter] >> Maybe there's something you want to admit out here. What's wrong? It's just a room and Oh, stop. Oh, stop it, you sussy little Are you sussy little baka?

[00:11:38]Ew, a furry.

[00:11:41]Ew, a weeb.

[00:11:44]And meanwhile >> [laughter] >> furry weeb girls this is like Oh, I got Sebastian Satoru and all this other stuff out here.

[00:11:55]There's always a bigger degenerate, guys. There will always be a bigger degenerate, even me. I have people out there that surprise even me. I mean, to be fair, I do think Project Melody does totally eclipse me in my degen levels.

[00:12:11]She'd take that as a compliment, too.

[00:12:13]You know how degen I am. I love to finger paint.

[00:12:17]And I No, Oreihime.

[00:12:21]>> [laughter] >> There's no way they would wear that while they're teaching a class or something. That's crazy. That is a crazy place to be doing that. I just got railed and this dude is playing Mon Hun music.

[00:12:40]I mean it's pretty good music. Quest complete.

[00:12:45]>> [laughter] >> It sounds like a successful hunt. My man's proud of himself out there. I mean, hey, sounds like he's going to go back to the hub and maybe get some good food. Sounds a good deal for you. What an amazing fluffy little lily fat out here. Their tails swinging on by. The jelly-filled donut hanging off the I don't know if that's the earring or if that's just hanging off her antenna.

[00:13:10]Either one.

[00:13:11]>> [laughter] >> It's very cool. I love that. That's That's very nice. Time to guess that lily cosplay once again. And she's got a really cool like hand energy blade or something like that. The boots look cool. I like the cloth, the top looks nice. Genuinely I feel like it's some sort of RPG character. I have no idea. Sick though.

[00:13:37]All right, this one Lily's hair is all extra fluffy, has a hat. Uh very poofy pants.

[00:13:44]Uh a ring and some crazy shoes. When I see pants like this, I'm I'm reminded of Square Enix or something like that.

[00:13:53]That's the best guess. I don't know what kind of game Square Enix is making here.

[00:13:57]Maybe like one of the Mana games. I have no idea. Oh, this one's easy. That's BB Hood.

[00:14:02]>> [laughter] >> I actually just got She got the the Uzi and everything out there. I mean, I played Marvel vs. Capcom 2. For whatever reason, I don't know why she's in that game. I guess she's a popular character.

[00:14:15]What I don't know what game she's actually from. This is sick. Yo, Lily with like motor mech Lily and she's like, "Come with me if you want to live."

[00:14:25]>> [laughter] >> That is a crazy bazooka, man. She got weapons and everything. All right, man, you got it, girl. I I ain't going to say no to that out there. Five star, too?

[00:14:34]She is six star. Do we even doing better? Ultra rare. And that's going to do it here for our r/LossPorn subreddit video. I hope you guys had some good laughs and saw some amazing fan art. So, um big shoutout to all of you. Thank you so much for being a part of this community and thank you so much for making this community great. And you know, if there's one thing I wanted to leave this video on, it's like I sometimes I just want to leave say a swear, so I'm just going to say it. [ __ ]