The WORST Thing

Added: 2026-05-17

[00:00:00]The worst thing I ever saw in prison, [music] I was at the medium. In the medium, you got library. Nobody's there.

[00:00:04]And so it's me and a couple of guys and there was a punk there, about 5'10" with braided hair, black guy, sitting there looking [music] at like a Vogue magazine. The lady leg crossover, the turn the page. And I'm sitting and all [music] of a sudden this guy walks in, this black guy, 6'2", massive, like he's on steroids. They don't have [music] steroids. And he walks in and it's like this dude's never been in here before.

[00:00:22]I'm in here all the time. He comes walking over, walks straight over to the punk. [music] He says, "Uh, baby, baby, can I talk to you outside?" All of us are like this, like, "What?" And then he kind of looks around and walks to the punk like, "Shh." Turn the page.

[00:00:32]>> [music] >> "Baby, please. Baby, can I please talk to you outside?" "Shh." Turn the page.

[00:00:34]"I don't like the way you talk to me in front of your friends." "Baby, leave."

[00:00:37]So the punk gets up, walks [music] outside. They talk for a little bit.

[00:00:39]Punk comes walking back in, sits back down. The guy comes walking in and [music] he's, "Baby, please. Baby, let me talk to you outside. Baby, leave."

[00:00:45]Puts his hand on the punk and the punk goes, "Huh." And he goes, "Huh." And I mean, we're all like, "Huh." "Baby, please." It was the most humiliating [music] thing I've ever seen in my life.