They Called Them Simps... Now Everybody's Watching Pt 1

Added: 2026-05-26

[00:00:00]Tonight, >> soon to Thailand.

[00:00:03]>> On Zoom to Thail. Oh my god, it's one line. All right, here it goes.

[00:00:08]>> I've seen some videos with people who would walk up to Thai women on the street.

[00:00:13]>> She's beautiful. Hello.

[00:00:16]You're not Tai?

[00:00:17]>> Yeah, I'm Tai.

[00:00:18]>> Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You tie J.

[00:00:22]>> You look Vietnam. Am I Vietnam?

[00:00:24]>> No.

[00:00:25]>> Thai Chu.

[00:00:29]You might want >> What's your name?

[00:00:33]>> I live here. You cannot cold approach a Thai woman in Bangkok.

[00:00:37]>> Oh, wow.

[00:00:39]>> Really? Oh, wow. Oh, so eight. You turn all the way to eight.

[00:00:46]>> Wow.

[00:00:48]All right.

[00:00:50]>> Bye-bye, C.

[00:00:55]and she just give you her phone number and just go and have coffee with you.

[00:01:00]And I'm like, that's not real.

[00:01:02]>> Yeah. See, see, see that's what I'm talking about.

[00:01:06]>> So, seeing how I'm cold approaching people by speaking Thai, I'm getting a phone number or a line ID and when I contact them, I'm being ghosted.

[00:01:18]>> I'm from Thailand, right?

[00:01:20]hands off.

[00:01:21]>> And I'm saying that's not real.

[00:01:42]That's scripted physicians. Look at the progress that I've made to be able to talk to a person in their language and I'm able to get their line ID, their phone number or Instagram >> and when I communicate with them, they'll say hi and then I won't hear from back from them again.

[00:02:13]>> Ready?

[00:02:13]>> Ready >> for the internet? for the internet.

[00:02:21]>> What's next? I'm on my way to Thailand.

[00:02:24]I'm on my way to Thailand. Passport.

[00:02:27]I don't expect nothing less. I'm on my way to Thailand. I'm on my way to Thailand >> tonight.

[00:02:33]>> On soon to Thailand.

[00:02:34]>> Oo, that was good. I like that one. Hey, let's go. Hey, >> I think YouTubers have exaggerated a lot of these experiences with these women.

[00:02:47]What you doing with your big old leg?

[00:02:50]What you What happened?

[00:02:55]Oh, I'm scratching now. Don't mess up.

[00:02:57]You're pretty leg. What are you doing, girl? You itching a bug or something.

[00:03:00]Got you.

[00:03:02]>> Oh, she itching.

[00:03:05]You undid your tie toes, too. You took your little nail polish off your little tie toe.

[00:03:11]>> How does she do this? She takes the she she fries the bacon with chopsticks.

[00:03:18]That's my turkey bacon.

[00:03:22]This one's pork now.

[00:03:23]>> Gen.

[00:03:25]Okay. So that's the turkey. That's the chicken. Oh, she making a big old leg.

[00:03:31]>> What happened?

[00:03:33]>> Mosquito.

[00:03:34]>> Mosquito.

[00:03:35]How you say mosquito in Thai?

[00:03:37]>> Yun.

[00:03:38]>> Yun. Like yun.

[00:03:43]>> How you say mosquito?

[00:03:44]>> Yun.

[00:03:46]>> Yun.

[00:03:46]>> Yun.

[00:03:47]>> Yun.

[00:03:48]>> Try.

[00:03:49]>> Yun.

[00:03:50]>> Yun.

[00:03:51]>> Yun. You got to hit it hard like yun.

[00:03:54]>> Yun.

[00:03:55]>> Yun.

[00:03:56]>> Yun.

[00:03:57]>> Baby. I see that chicken. But where the meat at, man? What What kind of chicken is that?

[00:04:01]>> A chicken. All right.

[00:04:04]Look real greasy though. Uhoh. I think I'm going to get some grits. You making some grits today, dude?

[00:04:11]Hey, El figured out how to make them now. See, the key to grits the key to grits is you got to let them simmer. L used to just make grits. Now she know you got to let them joints simmer in there. You got to let them you got to let them get creamy. You dig?

[00:04:28]There they are. There they are.

[00:04:32]my department in the theater.

[00:04:36]Hey, look at this. The happiest man in Thailand right here.

[00:04:42]Oh, man. Pleased to meet you, brother.

[00:04:44]Oh, man. So good. So happy for you.

[00:04:48]Let's go.

[00:04:48]>> I think they have exaggerated. I think they have >> The path though is full of >> I think they have projected an image that was scripted. Oh no. What happened?

[00:05:01]>> Babe, we trained too hard for this.

[00:05:20]>> We're going to say, "Oh, >> [ __ ] you."

[00:05:24]>> Tonight >> on Zoom to Thailand.

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[00:06:12]>> And that's just part one. In part two, we going deep. I'mma interview two of the most celebrated and most hated on couples on the internet. Mike and Pan Ella and Zuru. We're going to ask them questions about their life and how they deal with the success as well as the haters and naysayers that give them the rocket fuel to keep going and enjoy their life in real time. So, as I start cooking up episode two, get ready and let the hate begin. And if you have a story to tell or you want to zoom to Thailand and see for yourself, book a consultation zoom to [email protected].

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[00:07:06]Now it's time to move.

[00:07:12]We can make it better.

[00:07:15]We can make it better.

[00:07:17]We can make it better. Woo! We can make it better. I want to hear you say, "Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

[00:07:25]Let's go."

[00:07:26]>> I want to hear you say, "Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go." I want to hear you say, "Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go."

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[00:07:51]I want to hear you say, "Let's go. Let's go. LET'S GO."

[00:07:56]>> I WANT to hear you say, "Let's go.

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[00:08:00]>> I WANT TO hear you say, "Let's go.

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