Instant Type 2 w/ Hassan Phills | Crash Dummies Podcast Ep.261

Added: 2026-06-03

[00:00:00]This tweet says, "If you ever want to make somebody feel worthless, suck your teeth while they're giving you head."

[00:00:11]>> That is harsh.

[00:00:12]>> That would be crazy.

[00:00:14]>> Like, imagine like, "Oh, she moaning."

[00:00:21]>> Oh, okay.

[00:00:22]>> But like if I'm doing my thing and I hear, >> "Oh, man. I might bite it.

[00:00:36]Me personally, I can never picture myself down there. But >> where?

[00:00:39]>> Jamaican.

[00:00:40]>> Oh, >> you just you just biting it. That's crazy.

[00:00:43]>> No, that's crazy. So, you don't you don't eat >> No, no, no, I do.

[00:00:46]>> What do you mean?

[00:00:47]>> You said biting it. You would bite it.

[00:00:49]>> Oh, you're talking about eating a girl.

[00:00:51]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:00:52]>> Oh, I thought it was like you were getting ahead from a girl.

[00:00:54]>> That's what I thought at first. And then when he said that, it kind of threw me off, but I was just letting him cook.

[00:00:58]>> Oh, got it. Got it. Got it. Got it.

[00:01:02]>> Cuz I was I was saying from my perspective and I was like if I if I was sighing like >> Yeah. I put myself like, "Oh, I'm giving a girl head and then and then she suck her teeth like and then I just grab her click like.

[00:01:15]>> Oh my god. Oh my god.

[00:01:18]>> That's aggressive as hell.

[00:01:19]>> Is that aggressive?"

[00:01:20]>> That's hella aggressive. I don't think my ego is I don't think my ego would be so so bruised I I I might grab my things and leave >> because it's already a thing like I'm not saying like everybody doesn't enjoy it >> but it's kind of like I'm giving you my all like I'm doing something where I'm not getting any pleasure right now. This is for you and you suck your teeth >> and you know that the the girl that you're doing it to probably doesn't like you cuz I feel like there's if a girl really really likes a guy then she's probably just going to fake it at that point >> or like grab him. Columbia.

[00:01:54]>> Yeah, them boys be getting grabbed up. I was eating her so good she stuffed me.

[00:01:59]No, >> she said she couldn't take it.

[00:02:07]>> Oh, biggest myths.

[00:02:10]>> No, she can't she can't take it. It's such a big myth, bro. That's Man, I've heard that. I've heard that so many time like, "Bro, we was going last night. We got into it and she was like, "Hurry up because she can't take it no more." I was like, "Yeah, bro." I think she was fed up.

[00:02:28]>> I had her [ __ ] in her stomach. No, you didn't, bro.

[00:02:31]>> No, you didn't, bro.

[00:02:32]>> She lied.

[00:02:33]>> She said her stomach hurts.

[00:02:38]>> Yo. Yo, that's not what we doing.

[00:02:40]>> Hello. The radio is for people who are driving for people. I don't drive.

[00:02:50]Welcome to Crash Dummies podcast.

[00:02:58]>> Oh man. Anyway, welcome to Crash Dummies podcast. We got our boy Hassan with us.

[00:03:02]We're in the six.

[00:03:04]>> Yes, we are genuinely in the legendary six and borderline summertime.

[00:03:08]>> Oh, it is borderline. It's It's popping out here.

[00:03:10]>> Yes, >> I love it. I'm not going to lie, man. I I love it out here. This is a place I move. I feel like everybody already know everybody. I feel like people already know us. People walking up to us saying like our names. I had a dude stop me, tap me on my shoulder. He Okay, am I bogus for this?

[00:03:26]>> What?

[00:03:27]>> It was a dude who stopped me and he had a speech impediment, but it was like um he had a really hard time like getting the words out.

[00:03:35]>> Mhm.

[00:03:35]>> So, I thought I would help him out by like not giving him the alleyoops to big responses. So, I was just like, "Oh, what's your name?" and he like took like a long time to say his name, but I kept missing it.

[00:03:52]So I asked him his name three different times and it was just like but I don't know. So I still don't know his names.

[00:03:59]I kind of just fistbumped him in the middle of one of his stutters. I'm like, "All right, bro."

[00:04:03]>> That's sign language.

[00:04:05]He >> said, "Yo, all right, man. Good."

[00:04:06]>> Oh, it's Knuckles.

[00:04:08]>> Knuckles.

[00:04:10]>> Now I'm [ __ ] with the city, though.

[00:04:12]Yeah. Yeah, man. It's beautiful, man.

[00:04:13]Good time to be here. But wait, what was his impediment like? Like, was it like >> It was like It was like this. I I kind of don't want to repeat it cuz I feel bad, but it was like I was like, "What's your name?" He's like, "I'm >> Oh, yeah.

[00:04:28]>> And it was like that. And I was like, and I was trying to catch it and then I started to try to get the rhythm. So I was like to know when to turn to my big listening ears cuz you kind of cuz the and kind of throw you off and I and I'm sure whatever he is is the beginning of the word >> and I didn't catch that. So >> you know what's a cool thing about those people though that they probably like I know a guy who has a speech impediment but he could sing like no problem.

[00:04:50]>> I do know people like that.

[00:04:52]>> I know people that can rap like easy to block captain kind of got a speech impediment but when he rap it's clear as hell >> flow crazy.

[00:04:59]>> Okay.

[00:04:59]>> So like turn it off.

[00:05:01]>> Turn off. I'll be turning off my autism all the time.

[00:05:05]I'll be locking the [ __ ] in. As soon as I get pulled over, I'll be like, "Huh?"

[00:05:10]>> Bro, you do. You know what makes me feel like less of a man is when I'm trying to charge my phone on an airplane and you know some airplanes have the the the plugs underneath the seat, >> right? So now you filling around like you trying to find trying to find a G-spot. I'm like >> I can't even get it in.

[00:05:28]>> I'm like fingering the outlet and [ __ ] Another thing you're doing, you arching that back cuz you got to you kind of have to you kind it up.

[00:05:35]>> Why you doing that?

[00:05:38]>> Why you Why they put it in the most inconvenient spot and it's not even lit up and [ __ ] >> It's not. It's not. And also like you ever get like a loose ass plug?

[00:05:46]>> Oh my gosh. Plug out.

[00:05:48]>> All right, man. [ __ ] He's falling out like put it back in. [ __ ] It isn't >> loose ass plug.

[00:05:54]The [ __ ] that make me feel like a little kid on the plane is when I fall asleep and I wake up and the two people next to me got refreshments and snacks. I be like, "Oh, y'all could wake a [ __ ] up."

[00:06:05]>> I don't even be [ __ ] with them after like y'all, bro. Y'all just mad I got the window seat. That's it. When is it even appropriate to wake somebody up on the plane then? Like if they're getting refreshments and they're like sitting like maybe the window seat and you got the aisle and like do you like >> No, I would never wake up because like imagine waking them up and like bro I don't want that [ __ ] [ __ ] touch me for >> that would be my >> Hey babe, why this [ __ ] ass [ __ ] take me in the middle scene. You got to be like >> No, for real. They had a girl lean I think I told this on the pod before but there was a girl like leaning on my shoulder and she was >> she was middle seat and her boyfriend whoever she was with um was on the aisle seat and I'm the window seat but it was a redeye flight and for some reason she just kept leaning over to my side >> and leaning on my shoulder so I started doing the little >> kind wake up huh >> the slight one >> man you do it to us yeah I've had like an Indian dude dude though, but it was an Indian dude. It was like a old like guy and I was on I was on a flight >> and I could tell like he was like going to see family.

[00:07:17]>> Yeah.

[00:07:18]>> On the other side and they were just like and he was like excited. He was like I'm watching I'm looking. He had a big phone. He had a big phone and the the font was like he was on Jumbotron, man. The font was on Jumbotron. And I'm like reading his his messages, not even word for word, letter for letter because And I'm like, "Oh, this guy's excited to see his family and stuff like that." I felt so And then he fell as it was like a It was like a 10-hour flight and then he just dozed off onto my shoulder and I was just like, "Yo, you can stay here, man. Stay here, man." And then >> comfortable.

[00:07:54]>> Yeah.

[00:07:54]>> The first time I It was um this when I was single.

[00:07:58]>> Mhm. Um there was a there was a really good-look flight attendant that I felt like kept staring at me >> and I was like, "Oh, she stared at me when I got on plane." cuz I I at this age I think I took a long time off from like taking planes. So I didn't understand the etiquette of a flight attendant. Like obviously they going to greet you when you walk into a plane. So me being naive like 19-year-old I'm like damn she talking to me when I get on the plane talking I have a safe flight.

[00:08:24]They're like this. So I'm thinking oh she feeling me the whole time. So I take a nap on the plane and I wake up to her like hey. So like oh [ __ ] Let me wipe my eyes. You try to talk to me. She said lift your seat up. We about to land. I like a damn [ __ ] >> I be getting vexed for I get mad for other people on planes when if I see like a scenario. I get very nosy on a plane. I'm on a I had an aisle seat and there was uh on the other side of the on the other aisle there was there was a dude who had a aisle seat but then I guess like this girl and her boyfriend they bought two different plane tickets.

[00:09:05]So the D her her her boyfriend had a seat way in the back >> and her and she had a a seat in the front and it was a middle seat >> and she asked this guy Filipino dude asked him hey is it okay if you trade seats with my boyfriend >> and I was like I'm in that scenario I was like yo I wish you asked me that could tell your ass no the hell [ __ ] no you should have bought a damn ticket you get what you pay for all that loveydvey [ __ ] That's what I'm saying.

[00:09:37]Especially if you know the boyfriend is supposed to pay for that [ __ ] dude.

[00:09:40]Like >> I I paid to sit next to my girl before on a plane. Like it cost to be the boss, brother.

[00:09:46]>> And the guy did it though. That's what And I'm like, "Oh, >> the guy went and he sat in the back >> all the way in the back though."

[00:09:52]>> Yeah. He had like It was like, "Yo, he was like in row eight."

[00:09:56]>> Oh no.

[00:09:57]>> And he went to 24.

[00:09:59]>> I would have farted in the seat and got up like, "Yeah, go ahead.

[00:10:03]Oh, just put water on the >> your attack mechanism being farting all the time is is getting a little suspect now.

[00:10:12]>> It's like this it's like the most disrespectful thing you can do.

[00:10:15]>> You know what I'm saying?

[00:10:16]>> Yeah.

[00:10:16]>> Without without them being able to say, "Yo, he assaulted me.

[00:10:20]>> I had to fart.

[00:10:22]>> It just so happened you pissed me off at the same time.

[00:10:26]>> It's like a skunk."

[00:10:27]>> I get it though. I get it. Sometimes when I'm on like public transit because I figure like the train is so loud and stuff like that, I shamelessly let it go.

[00:10:36]>> Yeah.

[00:10:36]>> Because it's just so loud. There's nobody no one's getting >> on the on the train.

[00:10:40]>> On the train, bro.

[00:10:43]That's the train. And now you if I go like you're not trying to beat match, >> okay?

[00:10:52]>> You turn to a DJ. It's like 95 BPM.

[00:10:55]Okay.

[00:10:57]>> Going to turn that down a lot. Okay.

[00:10:59]Especially if somebody look like they stink already. That's perfect timing.

[00:11:02]>> Oh man.

[00:11:03]>> As soon if it's a toddler on the train, I'm farting cuz it got to be him. He the only one on here with a diaper.

[00:11:09]>> I do it at the gym, too.

[00:11:10]>> No, gym is crazy. No, that's >> No, gym happens. Gym happens.

[00:11:13]>> Gym happens for sure.

[00:11:15]>> But you can walk around at the gym. I've like farted at the gym and left the whole area of the gym that like if it's the chest area.

[00:11:21]>> I think I smelled you before. Oh, no.

[00:11:25]>> But like if you're on a a train like those people can't go anywhere.

[00:11:28]>> Yeah. Yeah. They're stuck. But I mean there it depends on what city too like they're just immersed in like so many different smells.

[00:11:34]>> That's true too. Depending on what train you get on.

[00:11:37]>> Exactly.

[00:11:38]>> Yeah.

[00:11:38]>> I be thinking about like cuz I was at the gym the other day and everybody had headphones on except for me and my boy and I was like yo we could say anything we want right now. Nobody's listening.

[00:11:49]>> No. Sometimes I don't listen to music in my headphones. I just got it so people don't come up to me.

[00:11:53]>> So I really be like listening to what people doing, knowing people. Okay, he lifting too much. He grunting every time he go. That's first rep.

[00:12:01]>> And I feel like when people see you with headphones, just like you said, they think they can say anything. So now I'm listening to random tea of why this girl is cheating on her boyfriend at the gym when I'm getting my bench pressed in.

[00:12:11]Cuz she think I'm zoned in and I'm mounting the a random song in the play.

[00:12:15]My ear.

[00:12:16]What's up?

[00:12:19]>> What else?

[00:12:21]Damn, man. I don't need That's not the song.

[00:12:24]>> No, I I've got to repent my sins. I'm sorry. Um, this is what happened. I've been catching attitudes way too early >> and I feel like God been giving me a lesson right away. Like, you know, hold your attitude. Make sure you assess the situation. Uh we took a Uber yesterday when we were taking pictures with Rain and uh we were driving around, but when we when we first hopped in the Uber, I felt like the the Uber driver, he was doing stuff weird parking like to come get us. Even to come get us, he took like a weird ass like U-turn. And it's just like, "Bro, just cut the car over here." So when we hopped in the Uber, >> uh it filled up. So I had to sit in the front seat. So now I'm watching him turn his car and I'm like, "Bro, this is why you can't drive." He had his left hand all the way over here on the steering wheel >> and I'm like, "Bro, just use both [ __ ] hands."

[00:13:13]>> So I immediately look at his hand and bro it the other hand just a bicep with a glove on it and it was like a little mitten, too. But no. And then I was like, damn, I feel so [ __ ] bad. And you would think, oh, I learned my lesson. We went to go take pictures and it was a dude walking his dog. And I'm like, bro, this dog is being bad as hell. cuz it look like the dog kept trying to sit every time it walked.

[00:13:35]>> I'm like, "Oh, he got to drag his dog through the street." I'm like, "Why people bringing their dogs out if it's not trained and can't walk?"

[00:13:41]>> And then I get another angle and a dog missing a [ __ ] leg, bro.

[00:13:45]>> Within 5 minutes apart, like two amputees in 5 minutes.

[00:13:49]>> Back to back missing limbs, bro.

[00:13:51]>> You You just attract the handicaps, bro.

[00:13:53]>> That's what I'm saying. That's how I know like Mike going to end up missing a finger.

[00:13:56]>> Why me?

[00:13:57]>> This is just like getting closer in proximity. It's not going to hit me yet.

[00:13:59]They got Y'all got to teach me one more lesson.

[00:14:04]>> I got your best friend.

[00:14:06]>> No, don't don't use me as a lesson.

[00:14:08]>> Not Mike.

[00:14:11]>> Not his toe. Not his toe.

[00:14:13]>> Before it get to me, I learned. I learned.

[00:14:14]>> No, I think I think God knows you're well equipped to lose a limb.

[00:14:18]>> That's so crazy to say.

[00:14:19]>> No, I'm just saying. No, no, knock on wood.

[00:14:24]But you're you're very witty and you got the fast jokes like so you can like defend yourself from the jokes.

[00:14:30]>> I would boo myself.

[00:14:32]>> Would I boo myself?

[00:14:33]>> You boo yourself. You want to join like the Olympics or something?

[00:14:35]>> No. No. I would boo myself.

[00:14:36]>> Oh my.

[00:14:37]>> Depending on what amp like what? Like what am I missing?

[00:14:40]>> Okay. What about >> Let me see if I can finesse it a little bit.

[00:14:42]>> A toe. One toe. One toe. I'm staying alive. Oh.

[00:14:45]>> Oh, a foot.

[00:14:47]>> A foot.

[00:14:48]>> Yeah. Yeah. Right foot too.

[00:14:50]>> Oh, right foot. I'm staying alive. I can do a foot ear.

[00:14:53]>> Ear gone.

[00:14:54]>> Ear. No, I can't do a ear.

[00:14:56]>> Yeah, your equilibrium be off.

[00:15:00]>> I think I the the worst moment I would have I think I would forget and then I'll just be out one day. It'd be super sunny. I throw on some sunglasses and then it drop cricket and that'll be that'll be my reason. Like I can't do it no more. Oh, wait. Did you guys see the video of the girl? There was like a viral video of this woman getting pulled over by a police officer in the same situation.

[00:15:20]>> Oh, yeah. Go ahead. explain it.

[00:15:22]>> The guy basically uh the police officer pulled him over the way he has like his body cam footage and everything and the lady is missing her right arm and the guy the police officer pulls up. He says, "Yeah, I'm pulling you over because I saw your phone in your right hand."

[00:15:37]>> And she goes, "Yeah, this hand."

[00:15:40]>> She said, "Is that is that what you said? Is that what you saw?" That's what I said.

[00:15:44]>> She just kept going back and forth with him.

[00:15:46]>> But but like what was his argument?

[00:15:47]>> Nothing. He said, "I'm going to write you a ticket."

[00:15:49]>> He wrote her a ticket. Yeah, she got a ticket. They dropped the case eventually, but they wrote her a ticket.

[00:15:54]And then she kept reiterating saying, "So you saw me you saw me with the phone in my right hand." He said she he said, "No." But he said, "That's what you said." And she's like he's like, "Uh, yeah, but that's what I thought I saw."

[00:16:05]It was just like it was just he just didn't like I can't tell like when he wants to when you want to cover the body camera. His hand is like right there like like an uncle taking a picture and his phone is in his fingers in the lens like >> that. I know he tried to strongarm >> like what did the chance cuz obviously he probably he didn't see her it in the right hand but he was trying to be so descriptive of what he saw and then he got cooked like what are the chances that she has one hand >> that's >> I think she's suing the shooting the >> I would too >> one hand that's like the ultimate like comeback >> that's the you saw it in my right hand is that what she cuz before she even uh showed him their hand she kept reiterating so you saw it in my right hand he said yes I saw it in your right hand and then she showed him the nub >> that's the thing about like the nub cuz you can hide it so easily. I feel like >> you know how like mind blown you as a I I get where he coming from.

[00:16:54]>> No, it was definitely some some shock.

[00:16:56]>> I get No, he he wrong. He wrong if he lied. But I get like if he had already lied why he stood on business.

[00:17:02]>> You got to stand on business about that because she at that point >> the way she baited him he like oh you suing regardless >> so on camera I might as well stand on business.

[00:17:13]>> Yes. I saw it in your right [ __ ] hand. She also said, "Oh, so you're not just going to give me a warning?" And he goes, "Nah, I'm giving you the ticket."

[00:17:22]>> That's crazy, bro.

[00:17:24]>> Yeah.

[00:17:24]>> Give you the ticket. She goes, "You sure you want to do this?" He goes, >> "Yeah, I'm grinding you the ticket."

[00:17:29]>> He was too far. He was too in too deep.

[00:17:31]He was too Maybe he did see it cuz maybe she just had it crossed over like this.

[00:17:35]>> Could be.

[00:17:35]>> No, no, no. I really want to know. Yeah.

[00:17:39]She could have been doing one of these.

[00:17:41]>> That's how I would do it. If I was his lawyer, I put her on a stand and I just be like, "Hey, how you doing?" And then I hurry up and toss a phone to her to see if she catch it with a nub.

[00:17:50]Got you some physio training. You're doing something.

[00:17:55]I knew it.

[00:17:57]I was uh my girl got on me the other day cuz I was brushing my teeth and I had my eyes closed and I sometimes do that, I guess. But like the dog beam like >> Yeah. But >> but I didn't know that other people didn't do it because I think of like brushing your teeth like you're kissing.

[00:18:18]>> So you don't kiss with your eyes open.

[00:18:20]>> I do.

[00:18:21]>> You kiss with your eyes open >> sometimes.

[00:18:22]>> That's spectrum behavior though.

[00:18:24]>> Yeah.

[00:18:24]>> No, that is spectator.

[00:18:26]>> I like to look at her. I'm scared of the dark.

[00:18:28]>> I like to look at her nose. [ __ ] >> keep that going on.

[00:18:32]>> But I didn't know people didn't do that.

[00:18:34]>> I think also because in the morning I'd be kind of like, you know, like sleeping. Are you like, >> "Yeah, I don't be paying attention to uh other people like that."

[00:18:42]>> I wouldn't even know >> your girl.

[00:18:45]>> I wouldn't know if she closed her eyes or not.

[00:18:47]>> Do you know >> what if I if I when I brush my teeth?

[00:18:50]I'm thinking about it now. I'm pretty I'm pretty sure I have it open.

[00:18:55]>> Got to leave it to the listeners then to see.

[00:18:57]>> Why are they open?

[00:19:00]>> Um this uh tweet of the week says, "Treat everyone like they're wearing a wire." And that and that's facts.

[00:19:07]>> That's how I feel like when I'm in the DMs because anything could be screenshotted.

[00:19:11]>> Yes. Yes. Never talk freaky in the DMs.

[00:19:14]>> Even like when I was single, I never even I've never given a woman a compliment in the DMs if I didn't know them cuz I like know how like stuff can be turned >> and like >> you can't even you can't even like photos these days anymore. Like you can't like anything.

[00:19:30]>> Everything has hidden meaning like in a story.

[00:19:33]>> Yeah. You see that one meme it said uh uh when I liked her I didn't like I liked a different story, not the one that she thought I was going to like.

[00:19:41]>> Like maybe it was a a picture of her in a bikini or some [ __ ] at one story, but then you like the story of like her at an art exhibit or some [ __ ] So now she think you different. That's that's that childish ass game. You go back to her highlights from 2018 and like her uh the pictures of her cat's funeral and [ __ ] >> I wish I was there for you, baby girl.

[00:20:00]>> If I was there, Mr. Twinkles would have never died like that.

[00:20:05]>> N you're a performative, man. That's performative.

[00:20:07]>> No, but for real, like that is it sucks that that stuff still works though.

[00:20:11]That's the problem.

[00:20:12]>> No, it does work.

[00:20:13]>> And it does work because I feel like we're just now getting to a point where people are starting to trade secrets.

[00:20:18]Like women are coming out and just be like, "Yo, if we do this, it means this." And then men are starting to come out. And as we trade secrets more, we can get back to true love because it's it's so many like different stuff that just throw people off in this different game. Man, I still see um dudes do the like with the photographers. They be booking uh you know shoots and stuff and they just be like there's one dude he booked a shoot with the woman cuz I literally saw the video. He booked a shoot with a woman and like wanted her to take a picture of him on a date by himself. Mhm.

[00:20:51]>> So when the photographer came out, there was another chair. He was like, "Actually, can you just sit down?"

[00:20:56]>> And then he tried to get a date with her. But she called the cops, though.

[00:21:01]>> She called the cops on that [ __ ] He looks stupid as hell. He got arrested in the tux at a at a photography studio.

[00:21:08]>> Do you think that's like the only way then of meeting women these days? What?

[00:21:12]>> Just DMs?

[00:21:13]>> Um, no. No. No.

[00:21:14]>> I feel like I feel like it's like in the in real life stuff is kind of more important.

[00:21:18]>> It's coming back, man. coming back. It's on its way back.

[00:21:21]>> It's on its way back. You got to approach things live.

[00:21:23]>> Yeah.

[00:21:23]>> Cuz they never It's It's too um It's almost taboo now. Like if they if it happens to them in real life, they'll be like, "Oh my god, can you guys believe what happened to me today? Somebody approached me >> and said, "Yo, this to me live >> or works." I've I've literally heard of women saying like they wanted a guy, but the guy wouldn't approach them like outside of the DMs, so they didn't give that guy a chance. like they wanted it to happen, but they can't go back and tell their girls, they mom of how they met this guy. Oh, I let this dude slide in my DMs when he see me every day.

[00:21:59]There's those situations that do happen cuz there's situations where I've seen where >> a girl would follow me >> and then I'll see and like all my stuff, right? And I'll see the girl out in public >> and then they'll pretend they don't know they don't know you >> cuz it's like it's your time to shine.

[00:22:14]>> It's like it's women out here which I think this is the correct thing way to go. I love women that show like, hey, I'm showing you interest, but I still want to be approached in a traditional way. It's like you it's there. You know what I'm saying? She put the ball right by the rim. All you got to do is >> So, you think I would you the guy should approach the the girl then? Why?

[00:22:33]>> Huh?

[00:22:33]>> Well, I'm just saying the girls acting like they don't know who you are at all.

[00:22:36]>> You should make her I'm just saying if you're ve if you're actually interested in the girl. If you're not interested in the girl, then yes, that's weird as hell. But then she finds out it's weird and then she can move on.

[00:22:46]>> I think people are just afraid of rejection. Yeah, but you also don't have to move to it like as if you, okay, this is going to be something special off.

[00:22:53]You could really just be like, hey, how you doing? My name's so and so. What's yours? Or if you really me my style, I like I go I tackle your insecurities off rip.

[00:23:04]I said, "Holy, you got a big ass forehead, man. I love it though. What's popping?"

[00:23:08]>> Yeah. Oh, that's fire. Yeah. Yeah, that'll work. Like >> perfect. It's a landing strip for all these compliments I'm about to give your ass. Let's go. Wow.

[00:23:15]>> Damn, girl. That second toe bigger than the big toe, but it's great. It look like you breed athletes. I love it.

[00:23:21]Let's have a family.

[00:23:22]>> Has someone ever pretended they didn't know who you were?

[00:23:26]>> Yes.

[00:23:27]>> That you were talk trying to talk or you guys were like courting each other in a sense?

[00:23:30]>> Yeah. Yeah, for sure. And it's it's weird. It's like >> it get it gets more weird once you find out they knew exactly who you were the whole time.

[00:23:37]>> Oh my god, bro. It's like why why all this formalities? I was on I went on a date one time and this girl told me she goes she goes I think I know you. And I was like I told you who I am already.

[00:23:50]She goes, "No, like I know you know you." I said, "What do you mean I'm I'm telling you who I am right now. This is like" She goes, "No, I've seen you on like a podcast or something like that."

[00:23:57]I said, "I thought I told you what I do already."

[00:24:00]>> Oh man.

[00:24:02]>> No, I don't be understanding that. This the when we be on tour some like not all of them. It would just be like I would say like one per city and it would be like trying to res me up and I'll be like how the [ __ ] you know my favorite number is seven.

[00:24:16]>> They be like I love number seven. They'd be like I know how the [ __ ] you like oh [ __ ] Yeah.

[00:24:22]>> But there are actually a lot there's so many cool ones though. Cool ones.

[00:24:26]>> Oh so cool.

[00:24:27]>> So cool. Just normal. They uh gifts. You guys have you guys gotten gifts on the road?

[00:24:31]>> Yeah, we got we got two rugs so far. M >> I got some uh Starburst.

[00:24:35]>> Uh can we got some dope >> Starburst? Like signature Starburst or just >> No, just I just asked somebody to bring it to the show and they brought it.

[00:24:42]>> Oh, is that a thing in America? You guys don't have it in America?

[00:24:44]>> Oh, no. Just Starburst.

[00:24:46]>> Oh, >> just regular candy.

[00:24:47]>> Yeah, >> it's just gummies. Anything. Any candy.

[00:24:49]>> Okay. My thing is dried mangoes.

[00:24:51]>> You like dried mango?

[00:24:52]>> Yeah, I love dry from Trader Joe's.

[00:24:54]>> Okay.

[00:24:55]>> One time I was in uh I was in uh Victoria, BC, >> and a girl took a ferry from Seattle.

[00:25:02]>> Mhm. uh and and took the ferry to Victoria, BC. Came to the show. After the show, she gave me dry mangoes because she knew that I love them.

[00:25:09]>> Oh, that's fire.

[00:25:09]>> You know what I mean?

[00:25:10]>> That's fire. What' you give her?

[00:25:13]>> A show.

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[00:26:37]>> Welcome to Crash Podcast, bro.

[00:26:39]>> Oh, what's up? What's up? What's up?

[00:26:41]>> We here with our guy Hassan in the building.

[00:26:45]>> What's up, Mr. Han?

[00:26:46]>> I'm good, man. How you doing? Call somebody mister right away. Get off. Get off your knees, [ __ ] >> Hey, man. I'm southern brother.

[00:26:54]>> Oh, no. My bad. My bad. You're right.

[00:26:55]People going to be mad at me now.

[00:26:58]Mr. >> What's What's an opinion you have that most people would disagree with?

[00:27:05]>> Uh hoes hoes make make the best wives, man. After they done after they done being hoes once they retire.

[00:27:13]>> Are you Are you in a relationship?

[00:27:15]>> Yeah, I'm in a relationship. She ain't no hoe. I never do that. But that's my opinion.

[00:27:22]>> How you like uh so like how long you been with your girl?

[00:27:27]I've been with my girl almost a year.

[00:27:29]>> A year?

[00:27:29]>> But but I ain't been in a relationship in like seven.

[00:27:32]>> Did you know her before that?

[00:27:35]>> Did I know her before? What?

[00:27:36]>> Like your relationship?

[00:27:40]>> Did I know her before my relationship?

[00:27:41]>> Yeah.

[00:27:42]>> Before did you know her before you got in a relationship with her? Like did you know her like for a long time >> or you just meet her and start dating?

[00:27:48]>> I didn't know her for a long time. I just met her. Met her, talked to her for like a month, built her out and then I started dating her.

[00:27:54]>> Okay. All right. Cool. Cool. Cool. So why do you have this opinion then?

[00:27:58]>> Oh, I've been I was a professional side [ __ ] for like seven years after after I got out my six year relationship. So I didn't been with hoes. I didn't been with good women and I didn't been with the the women that just cheat on their man and stuff like that.

[00:28:12]>> Oh, so you didn't send it.

[00:28:13]>> The ones that be cheating. Yeah. The ones that be cheating the most, that's usually the good girls and stuff like that that had a reserve life, ain't really get to party in college, then got married early, and then they started cheating once they got married and then you know they you know how it go when you get married and they ain't the one but they ain't never get to explore.

[00:28:33]>> Okay, >> with the hoes >> you you confusing me. Yeah. Yeah, they both sound like hoes because you cuz you either No, no, no, no. Either they either they No, no, no. Listen, >> it wasn't ho. No, but you saying they either preho or post ho. And like we trying to talk, okay, let's focus on your relationship then cuz you like your girl wasn't >> So was your girl a good girl before she met you?

[00:28:57]>> Oh, I don't know how she was. I don't ask.

[00:28:59]>> But how do you know? But you just >> I think you got to peep how they move, what they do, how they talk. A woman going to tell you everything. You ain't even got to you ain't even got to do nothing. You ain't got to go through no phone. You ain't got to see nothing.

[00:29:10]>> You contradict. You contradicting yourself.

[00:29:13]>> Yeah, this guy. Yeah, man. You're all over the place. You contradicting yourself, bro. We talking about less ho.

[00:29:18]>> Go ahead.

[00:29:18]>> At the beginning, you did say that she ain't no hoe, though. So, is she not a good hoe?

[00:29:24]>> Is she not a good woman then?

[00:29:26]>> Then when did you Why would you wife?

[00:29:28]You're right. You're right. She's a good woman. She's a good woman. She come over. She'll uh she'll clean my clean my crib, do my laundry.

[00:29:35]>> Do you think your relationship would be better if you're wifeing a former hole then?

[00:29:41]>> Yeah, [ __ ] I ain't going to lie to you. Hell yeah.

[00:29:45]Hell yeah. I ain't even going to lie.

[00:29:46]That's why I had to get up out the crib.

[00:29:48]You hear me? But I love her though, man.

[00:29:50]I I love her, >> man. You You like this guy know the benefit. Like, where are you from? What state you from?

[00:29:57]>> I'm from Louisiana. I'm from the dirty south, man. So, you already know it's it's Ratchet City. All the all the chicks. Not I ain't going to say all of them.

[00:30:04]>> I just of them. Before Before we get you on the call, I just want you to know that you're contradicting yourself because basically you either saying the girl that you were with was either a hoe before or she's just a good woman and she gonna be a hoe later after like once she cuz she got married too early or she got together with you too early.

[00:30:23]>> Oh, she ain't get married too early. She ain't get with me too early. She the mom. She did. I'm trying to I'm trying to figure out how she like I said a woman going to say everything >> and she didn't she didn't already she didn't already live so I ain't got to just a just a [ __ ] she said everything but she got said a whole lot of nothing >> you literally said that she she was a good girl before and then now you telling us she lived before she got to you so she not going to cheat on you. So then you just said that >> and he wants something better too. Yeah.

[00:30:56]>> I say I want something better. I ain't say I ain't say I want something better.

[00:30:59]I said it'll be easier to be with a hoe.

[00:31:01]That that's and that's no lie. Cuz cuz a woman that had a past, she going to be honest. She going to be upfront. She ain't never lie. Like it's it's all it's just like that. You know what I'm saying? And that's how that's how it be.

[00:31:14]>> But what would a good girl a good girl have to lie about?

[00:31:19]>> All good girls ain't gonna lie. All I ain't say all good girls hoes. I said that's that's the path some of them go down.

[00:31:26]>> I get what he said there. Just a little bit.

[00:31:28]>> Yeah, >> just a little bit. He just he got just like a bunch of random thoughts.

[00:31:33]He just throwing them.

[00:31:34]>> I got AD I got ADHD I got ADHD and I'm I'm high functioning autistic so I'm >> weaponizing his right now.

[00:31:44]>> That boy he just put out his medals.

[00:31:48]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's a there's an Olympics for you.

[00:31:51]Come on, man. I'm double gold, bro. All right, bro. You have a good one.

[00:31:56]>> Hey, y'all, too, man. Hey, and it's a reason why I was in the military, too, man. So, >> for the guys, huh?

[00:32:03]>> Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

[00:32:06]>> Straight straight, straight special ed.

[00:32:08]>> Oh, >> you said for the guys, you said, "Yeah, yeah, >> you Oh, oh, no, no, I got to hang up on y'all." No, no, no.

[00:32:18]Have a good one.

[00:32:18]>> They recruited you. Oh, here go. What you mean? Yeah, they recruited me. Yeah, they recruited me. I'm it. I'm I'm your >> You a special ed for real? Like, are you just joking?

[00:32:28]>> No, I No, I wasn't in special ed. [ __ ] no. I'm saying cuz of a autism and the [ __ ] ADHD. I'm everywhere. So, >> is it self diagnosed autism or like autism? Autism?

[00:32:39]>> No, no, no, no. Like autism autism. My mama used to get a check from me.

[00:32:44]>> So, you weren't in special ed, but you had But you were getting a check.

[00:32:47]>> I wasn't in special ed.

[00:32:48]>> Did you have IEP? I >> I'm high functioning autistic.

[00:32:52]>> Did you have a IEP in high school?

[00:32:55]>> What is that? No, I went to a college prep uh high school.

[00:32:58]>> Oh, no. You had a IEP, brother. They just did it behind your back.

[00:33:02]>> All right, bro. You have a good one.

[00:33:04]Hold it down, brother.

[00:33:06]>> Oh, man.

[00:33:07]>> They was going to the meetings behind his back. Like, what we going to do with him?

[00:33:10]>> Yeah.

[00:33:10]>> Let's just make him feel like he in regular classes.

[00:33:12]>> Yeah. He probably wasn't even in the military for real.

[00:33:16]>> No real [ __ ] They going to rap when I rap when I rap rounds.

[00:33:25]>> Johnny, she didn't have no problem.

[00:33:27]>> Yeah, that wasn't even your problem.

[00:33:28]>> No, >> that was like literally my man works too hard.

[00:33:30]>> Yeah.

[00:33:30]>> Hello. How you doing?

[00:33:31]>> Hello. Hello.

[00:33:33]>> Yo, what's the deal?

[00:33:35]>> What up? Welcome to Crash Podcast, bro.

[00:33:37]We here with Hassan uh Mike and Patrick Johnson.

[00:33:42]>> You said my last name. Bleep that out.

[00:33:44]Harrar, >> that's so dumb.

[00:33:47]I last week, bro. You have said this for 150 episodes. We know your last name.

[00:33:52]>> Oh, that was you that said it. I said my last name then. Don't How you say my last name?

[00:33:57]>> So, >> exactly. Dumb ass [ __ ] That's not how you say my last name.

[00:34:01]>> All right. Go ahead. Ask me a question.

[00:34:05]>> Oh, was it? Okay. Boom. So, what is your dilemma?

[00:34:12]>> Oh, [ __ ] Uh, I want to stop [ __ ] with this girl, but I work with her and that's really problematic.

[00:34:20]>> Quit your job.

[00:34:22]>> Oh, no. Actually, no. Better idea. Get her fired.

[00:34:26]>> You saw what the other dude did to the chase lady.

[00:34:29]>> Oh, is she Is she like a higher up?

[00:34:33]>> No, no, no, no, no. She uh >> So, no bag.

[00:34:36]>> Yeah, she ain't No. Yeah. I mean, >> no seniority over money.

[00:34:40]>> No, not at all. I've been there 10 years, but she ain't got no kids, so she just always want to kick it with you.

[00:34:45]>> You've been at that job 10 years, [ __ ] >> What job you been at for 10 years?

[00:34:50]>> I work for the government.

[00:34:52]>> Okay. Okay. Okay.

[00:34:53]>> So, so why don't you want her? Yeah.

[00:34:56]>> You said what?

[00:34:57]>> So, why don't you want her?

[00:35:00]>> Uh, I don't know, bro. She just be doing too much. Like, I used to [ __ ] with another girl at the job and she always be tripping about me talking to this girl. The other girl give me food and [ __ ] Bro, what are you doing right now?

[00:35:15]>> I'm outside.

[00:35:16]>> Why? Why?

[00:35:17]>> Go inside, bro. Pause.

[00:35:23]>> That was wild.

[00:35:24]>> No, what's wild is your connection.

[00:35:27]>> Oh, okay. All right. I'm back.

[00:35:30]>> But yeah. Okay. So, so basically you got you had sex with two girls at the job and now you mad at them for being on your ass.

[00:35:38]>> Oh, I'm not mad at anybody. Uh, I'm annoyed.

[00:35:42]>> Same [ __ ] Okay.

[00:35:43]>> Yeah. That's why you can't [ __ ] at a workplace.

[00:35:46]>> A work event like two months ago and people started drinking and [ __ ] started getting fy and uh these [ __ ] almost fought and I was like, "Oh, >> see that's your problem, bro.

[00:35:57]>> That be them dudes problem, bro. You think you can have sex with two women?

[00:36:00]You think you have sex with two women at a job and then they don't feel no way about it and then every cuz every girl want to [ __ ] the 10 year [ __ ] The [ __ ] been here 10 years.

[00:36:13]>> Like the senior talking to fresh, >> [ __ ] [ __ ] walking myth around that [ __ ] The legend. You're a legend.

[00:36:22]>> You a [ __ ] Oracle, man.

[00:36:25]>> They use him for every example. And can tell y'all we don't play around here.

[00:36:31]Ain't that right?

[00:36:35]>> Oh, that was his real name.

[00:36:36]>> No way.

[00:36:37]Oh [ __ ] >> Bleep his name. Bleep his name.

[00:36:41]>> It's just one first name. It's a normal ass name. You ain't got to bleep his name.

[00:36:46]>> No. Standard ass name.

[00:36:48]>> Call me every time I be on y'all [ __ ] Every time I make the pod like, "Nigga, we heard you again, >> bro. Just stop, bro.

[00:36:54]>> This guy's This guy's a serial caller.

[00:36:57]>> I guess he's a regular.

[00:36:58]>> We won't be knowing. This guy has bare dilemas."

[00:37:01]>> All right, bro. You have a good one, bro.

[00:37:03]>> All right, man.

[00:37:04]>> Now you got hella dilemas.

[00:37:05]>> Yo.

[00:37:06]>> Yo. Yo.

[00:37:08]>> Yo, what's good? Can you hear me?

[00:37:09]>> Yeah, we can hear you, bro. What's the word?

[00:37:12]>> What's the word, y'all? Uh, so what you just me rant about this simple it is.

[00:37:17]>> Um, so put it like this. For the last 10 years, basically, we've told men, you know, open up, talk more, be vulnerable, go to therapy, express yourself. Cool.

[00:37:27]But what actually happens when a man does it? Because a lot of men will tell you exactly what'll happen. The room got quiet. people will look at them different. The respect changes, the attraction changes, and worse, the very thing that we trust society with becomes ammunition later.

[00:37:45]>> Okay?

[00:37:45]>> You know, I think that men are getting mixed signals. We're told that vulnerability is strength, but a lot of us have learned that vulnerability is a risk, and those are two very different lessons. You get what I'm saying?

[00:37:56]>> Is is it something you experience or >> Well, yeah. So, I actually work in the mental health field. I'm a therapist. I work with kids. I work in the community a lot. You look at my page. I don't know what you >> Oh, you talking about me specifically?

[00:38:08]>> Yeah.

[00:38:09]>> Oh, bro. This is my entire life. Like, I grew up in a foster care system. So, my entire life has been be vulnerable to the people and, you know, love and show support, but then when the time comes around, people throw that at me. You know, I'm telling them where I was weak, where I made these mistakes earlier on in life. And then they criticize me for it. You know, people tell me, you know, they told me earlier on that I needed to communicate. you know, tell people what I was scared of, tell people what I was depressed about, tell people when I didn't feel enough, when I was struggling financially, those type of things, right? But when I did that, it was thrown in my face. People laughed at me. Oh, you broke ass [ __ ] this. Oh, this sad ass [ __ ] you know, you're depressed. Like, you y'all know how it be.

[00:38:48]>> Y'all laughing, but I I get what you're saying because um I've been on this podcast and been vulnerable uh with my life in a sense where I've gone through the therapy. I still go to therapy uh at least once a month. I don't go as much anymore, but the people I tell that to that's never really gotten like thrown in my face or like somebody taken advantage of. And I I think that might be a testament to the circle you keep around you cuz like the things you're saying I feel like it's you're being open to people that you might not need to be open to. And obviously you're a therapist so you'll know a lot more than than me, but how would you respond to in that sense that >> you green you green as [ __ ] as far you know what I mean? Like is this it's still not happening to you though, right?

[00:39:32]>> No, no, no, no, no, no. This is so at the time point in life as I've grown up, yeah, a lot of these things have happened. But today in life, I'm doing a lot better. I'm understanding, you know, it is about who you keep around you. It is who you present yourself to, but also understanding that not everybody is going to be acceptable to vulnerability, and that's just that's just kind of life.

[00:39:53]>> All right. Be vulnerable with us. What's something you going through, bro? We got you.

[00:39:58]Currently, right now, I I just got done wrapping up a case. Uh it took me a minute to deal with. I was under a lot of scrutiny. My reputation was my reputation was was trying to be uh they were trying to tear it apart for better or less words. But through that time point, I lost my job, lost my house, >> through >> lost my car >> through a case.

[00:40:24]>> I was I was fighting a case.

[00:40:25]>> What kind of case? I work with kids that you lost everything.

[00:40:28]>> I work with >> I work with kids. So during that time point of me fighting this case with these kids when my name goes on these one of these registries I can't do anything. Can't work. Can't do anything because they label me a public menace.

[00:40:40]Right. So I had to go fight this case to prove to people that I wasn't a monster which I shouldn't have had to prove to people that I wasn't. You get what I'm saying?

[00:40:47]>> Right. That case is over with.

[00:40:49]>> Yeah. That case I actually closed it yesterday. I got the notification this morning that I was all good to go off the registry. So that's the blessing.

[00:41:03]Hello.

[00:41:07]>> You hear me?

[00:41:08]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, you got kind of dark.

[00:41:13]>> No, listen. But it don't have to be that dark. Like you could tell I'm My name is Rich. R I C H E. Really inspiring change and healing everywhere. Like I use my story as a motivation always. That's kind of why when I saw what y'all posted, I said what I said cuz it's not really that's not really just for me.

[00:41:31]It's for everybody.

[00:41:37]>> No, he's proving the point of him being vulnerable. And now you're laughing.

[00:41:40]>> I'm not laughing.

[00:41:41]>> DAMN. [ __ ] IS LAUGHING AT ME.

[00:41:43]>> NO, NO, NO, NO. CONGRATULATIONS. Want to be honest to be like for real for real.

[00:41:47]Anything that involves like being on the registry is a little like a touchy subject.

[00:41:51]>> Yeah. So we're trying to like figure out like obviously you you're you're innocent, right? Get off the list and >> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:41:58]>> And that's you know the due process [ __ ] though >> to do your due process and it's just like the the way to get on the list was kind of like >> like I don't want to get I don't want I don't want to get in your business just like it's just like how do you >> listen I I don't mind because the situation was I didn't do anything right? So, the situation was No, no, no, no, no, no. I actually do want to I actually do want to know.

[00:42:24]>> No, no, no. It's It's something I can share. It's appropriate. It's appropriate. Okay. The child said that I smashed his hand in the door. The camera footage did not show the the camera footage could not say that I didn't do it. So, the state had to rule in favor of the child. That was it.

[00:42:40]>> Oh, then what registry did you go on?

[00:42:42]>> The the child abuse and neglect registry. They registered me as a child.

[00:42:47]>> Yeah.

[00:42:49]Now I see. I see. I see. Now that's >> No, no, no, no.

[00:43:02]>> Oh man, I'm glad we can laugh about that.

[00:43:05]>> Holy [ __ ] >> Hey, I'm like I ain't never seen a [ __ ] get took off the list now.

[00:43:11]>> No, no, no, man. The child abuse and neglect regist.

[00:43:15]No. Child abuse and neglect is is terrible thing. Yes. But what we thought >> Yes, it is.

[00:43:21]>> What we thought was you on the sex registry list.

[00:43:24]>> Yeah. So when you was saying like >> Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, >> no. I'm glad we cleared that up before we got off because that's that's why I kind of got silent. That's why we got silent cuz we didn't know what to say cuz that's a very touchy subject where we thought that was going. So that makes sense why you were just so because you were talking about it powerfully and I and I've never heard anybody I was like that's why I want to hear him through because it's like it has to be something that we're missing that >> Okay. Yeah, that makes sense because that other list [ __ ] don't get took off that [ __ ] and even >> Oh yeah, [ __ ] don't never come off that list.

[00:43:56]>> I I have heard of some cases where people even get on that other list and they're innocent but it's still like put in a situation where that was even like presented. So it's like it's still like iffy.

[00:44:06]>> Yeah. Like it's people on that list that like peed in a public park at 2:00 a.m.

[00:44:11]when nobody was around and they on that list as the you know with the same as like that the real offenders and [ __ ] So it's just like [ __ ] don't leave that list. So when you first said that that's why I like kind of bowed out the conversation and I was dying laughing cuz I never heard a new [ __ ] getting off the list.

[00:44:28]>> Oh my god.

[00:44:30]>> Oh man.

[00:44:30]>> Oh man. That Yeah, that would be crazy.

[00:44:32]>> That that would be nuts.

[00:44:33]Congratulations.

[00:44:34]>> You in uh your mental health. Do you got anything to promote?

[00:44:39]>> Um truthfully at this moment, no.

[00:44:41]Because I just put out an album. That's all I got for you. I got an album that just came out. It's called Just Hear Me Out. Okay.

[00:44:46]>> Me telling my story.

[00:44:48]>> Vulnerable all the way around.

[00:44:50]>> Make sure you start the the the song and make sure you in the song you say what's register you're on.

[00:44:54]>> Yeah. Yeah. I want you to start like yo yo yo yo yo yo yo. Rain coming down like miss. Let me make sure you know.

[00:45:03]>> Let me make sure you know I'm not on that list.

[00:45:08]>> The [ __ ] >> hey, would y'all get a chance though?

[00:45:10]Check it out. Check out >> the [ __ ] kept making it worse when he kept saying like >> No, no, no, no. The reason is I work with kids though. That's why I was like, whoa. When you asked him to tell the story, when you asked him to tell the story, I was like, all I heard was like this little kid. I was like, nah.

[00:45:27]>> I know. That's why he said stop. He said, stop, stop, stop. He's like, you don't have to say. I said, no, it's appropriate. It's appropriate. I got you. It's good.

[00:45:32]>> Okay, man. All right. I'm glad we let you uh tell your story, brother.

[00:45:37]>> Well, I No, no, no. I don't have to tell another story. I'm good.

[00:45:39]>> No, no. We're glad you got You got to tell your story.

[00:45:42]>> Oh, okay. Well, I I appreciate y'all hearing me out.

[00:45:45]>> All right, brother. You have a good one.

[00:45:47]>> You, too. Y'all be easy.

[00:45:48]>> All right. Peace. Yo, >> what's up, man?

[00:45:51]>> What it do? What it do?

[00:45:53]>> I'm chilling, man. How about yourselves?

[00:45:54]>> Pretty good. Pretty good. Uh, what's something you want to rant about?

[00:45:59]Um, I'm the type to like I guess trick on women, but my home girls expect me expect them to be the woman that I trick on.

[00:46:11]>> So, I'm I'm young. I'm 23 years old. You know, when I say tricking, like I'm not buying girls like diamond necklaces and stuff like that, but I be getting flowers every once in a while and I be paying for food and stuff.

[00:46:23]>> Mhm. The other day I went to uh I went out to eat with one of my home girls.

[00:46:28]Mind you, I paid every time we went and this one time I was joking around like, "Oh, so you going to pay for my food?"

[00:46:34]And she made it a whole a whole little scene in the restaurant. Did y'all watch a movie obsession?

[00:46:40]>> No, not yet.

[00:46:42]>> Okay. Well, there's a scene. It's been a meme where she like gets up and she's like, "No, no, no. I thought we were having nice." It was it wasn't that exact same kind of thing, >> but it damn near would have been if I didn't deescalate the situation, just pull my card out.

[00:46:57]>> So, just like, you know, >> this your home girl?

[00:47:00]>> Yeah, my home girl. Well, at the time, I did want her to be a little bit more, but we not there anymore. So, >> so why why didn't y'all become more?

[00:47:08]It's cuz she wasn't interested.

[00:47:10]>> Um, yes. And then as stuff went on like I realized it wouldn't have even worked in the first place just to the way honestly that conversation really like blew me over the top with the fact that she wasn't trying to pay for the meal the one time. It's not we went no fancy.

[00:47:25]We went to this one this one Chinese restaurant.

[00:47:28]>> So it was nothing wild. It was maybe like $70 tab some [ __ ] like that.

[00:47:33]>> What uh do did you take her out often before this? Was this a thing where you pay for her dinner?

[00:47:39]Um, at a point it was pretty often and that started to die off >> because because she didn't show interest in you and then you started you stopped taking her out as much.

[00:47:54]>> I started a new job so I just really ain't had time to take her out in the first place. But, you know, we could we could chalk it up to what you said for sure.

[00:48:02]>> Okay. And how's uh your relationship status now or what is your relationship?

[00:48:07]I'm I'm I'm still I'm not I'm you know trying to work on myself better myself 20 26 you know got to be 20 23 >> a little bit you know a little bit but not not as much not as much as I was before.

[00:48:21]>> So since y since y'all don't go out on dinners anymore. Does she still hit you up? Are y'all still friends?

[00:48:26]>> Oh yeah. Yeah. Like she was the one who hit me up. That's the thing. She was the one who hit me up the when we went to go get Chinese food. Like I ain't even text her first nothing like that. She was like, "Oh, we should go out, yada yada."

[00:48:38]>> And then we get there and I'm expected to pay. I'm just like, you know, >> Oh, you want her to pay the whole thing?

[00:48:44]>> Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Honestly, like like I said, I was joking when I said it cuz I knew I was going to pay nonetheless.

[00:48:51]But then like she made it a problem. So, it was just like how we how we get here.

[00:48:59]And I don't count favors. I'm not the type to count favors, but when I say it one time in joking manner and it's like a problem, I'm just like, "All right, how >> No, I know what you mean. There's like the thing you joke about and you kind of see like if you're being for real that where this could go >> back. Exactly.

[00:49:15]>> That's I mean, you're going just go on cheaper dates. Uh, economy is tough right now. Cheaper dates, less dates, maybe. Focus on yourself, get a job.

[00:49:23]Mhm.

[00:49:24]>> [ __ ] really be going out there for advice and [ __ ] >> I don't know. I don't know why I don't got I don't get my [ __ ] all figured out.

[00:49:30]>> But but I know but they they know we not no hams though. That's that's that's bare minimum. We might not had the best advice. We might not have the greatest analogies but one thing you going to leave here. You not going to get [ __ ] Shut your ass.

[00:49:45]>> [ __ ] [ __ ] That's why she plays you.

[00:49:47]That's why she got you. That's why she ripping you off of bills. [ __ ] that's what you get.

[00:49:54]>> Nah, you're good, bro.

[00:49:56]All right. Appreciate y'all, man. Keep doing your thing. Y'all y'all popping real soon. So, I mean, already popping.

[00:50:02]Hit a million soon. Do your thing.

[00:50:04]>> God damn. Double dick ride.

[00:50:05]>> No, I appreciate you, bro.

[00:50:07]>> Appreciate you, buddy.

[00:50:09]>> Y peace.

[00:50:11]>> Yo, >> good morning, Patrick and my >> Good morning. Good morning. Is it morning time? Where you at?

[00:50:17]>> I got your [ __ ] ass. Yeah. Um, I'm in New Jersey.

[00:50:20]>> Oh, it's not morning time now.

[00:50:23]>> Never? Duh. I just woke up. Oh, kind of.

[00:50:26]>> Wait, 4:20. Did you Did you work today or something? This a nap, >> man. It was something.

[00:50:36]>> All right. I feel like I'm missing like some some cues here. Um, all right. We got a question for you. We got a friend we got a friend Hassan with us today.

[00:50:42]So, if you're another voice, I got >> Hello. How you doing?

[00:50:46]>> How are you? What's your name?

[00:50:48]>> Hassan.

[00:50:50]>> Um, good to meet you.

[00:50:52]>> Pleasure to meet you. We got a question for you.

[00:50:55]Okay.

[00:50:55]>> Uh, what's your dilemma?

[00:50:58]>> My dilemma is the fact that I'm trying to move out with my man and the fact that, you know, trying to be financially okay, not like, you know, stable is on his mind right now. And like, I understand that, but I want to move out though. And I really know for a fact that we could do it, but it's just the fact that he's more focused on that than I am, which is crazy though.

[00:51:24]Well, he's focused on getting what?

[00:51:26]Bread. More bread.

[00:51:28]Uh, >> yes.

[00:51:30]>> What's wrong with that? I'm trying to figure it out.

[00:51:32]>> There's nothing really there's nothing really wrong with it. It's the fact that we are adamant about moving out and stuff and we keep talking about it and it was a time period where like I myself probably had it more than he did. And I'm like, I don't mind, you know, starting us up, but it seems like he'd rather both of us be it than one or the other.

[00:51:55]I'm like, whatever. I'm trying to go.

[00:51:58]>> I see that. But I feel like most men they want to they to make a like moving in with somebody is a big leap of faith, you know, and as a man, you probably hope to have that [ __ ] >> just for years. Probably for you.

[00:52:09]Probably for you. Better for you. You >> What? What are you actually complaining about? That's what I'm saying.

[00:52:14]>> I'm confused. complaining.

[00:52:16]>> No, it's more so in the sense of like something that I've been wanting to do for the past like 2 years in a sense.

[00:52:22]>> Where do you want to move out from? Like where like explain the situation. Are you at >> America? America.

[00:52:28]>> Oh, you want to move out of you want to move out of America.

[00:52:33]>> Yeah. I'm not going to state the exact place that he's been wanting to like move to.

[00:52:38]>> So, basically, y'all want to move out?

[00:52:39]Y'all want to move out of the country together and then he's starting to bust his ass so he can work hard >> to grind toward go towards that and then what's the problem?

[00:52:49]>> The problem that is he's not on the same page as I am. Like we could just up and do it. Other people have done it. I get like some people get lucky and stuff and whatever. I feel like you could be one of the lucky people.

[00:53:00]>> He need just I think he just need to sit down and listen a little quick. I think he got this because there's no way cuz he trying to get more money so he must know something else. Maybe you should sit down and listen to what he got to say about it. What do you do for work?

[00:53:13]>> Uh, Amazon.

[00:53:14]>> And what does he do for work?

[00:53:16]>> Currently Amazon, but he's trying to switch jobs as well.

[00:53:19]>> Okay.

[00:53:20]>> I mean, we don't Yeah, you might be moving too fast for him then.

[00:53:22]>> Yeah.

[00:53:23]>> Yeah. Yeah. And plus, like I feel like if you move someplace else, you're going to be like, "Holy [ __ ] what the hell else? What What am I going to do for work when I get there?"

[00:53:30]>> You know, >> ain't no Amazon. Where y'all going?

[00:53:34]>> Hey, choo choo choo choo choo.

[00:53:37]I'm crying. Hold up. Cuz I missed y'all last show uh for Philly. Are y'all trying to like flap around, come back again?

[00:53:45]>> Yeah, we might be. But you not you might not be there though. You might be out the country.

[00:53:48]>> Yeah.

[00:53:49]>> You don't know anything is possible with me, y'all.

[00:53:52]>> Okay. Okay. [ __ ] No, they probably still going to be here by the way. She >> All right. You have a good No, cuz I got to see y'all. I got to see y'all live at least once. It got to happen.

[00:54:02]>> We'll be back to Philly for sure, though.

[00:54:03]>> Yeah.

[00:54:04]>> Baby, I'll be watching.

[00:54:05]>> All right. You have a good one.

[00:54:07]>> Oh, Mike sent me this. You ready? Okay.

[00:54:09]Mike sent me this tweet of the week. Um, if we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[00:54:16]>> No, for sure. That's me. Wait one more time. Read that one more time.

[00:54:19]>> If we're ever in a situation and we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[00:54:25]>> Ah, that happened to us cuz I forgot what we were trying to add. It was one of our friends that was making us do some math and I just bowed out.

[00:54:33]>> So, I'm not going to like struggle to do the math and get it wrong. It's like it's okay.

[00:54:36]>> Oh, wait. This is actual math.

[00:54:37]>> Yeah. I'm I'm the I'm the math dude.

[00:54:39]Like I I love like >> numbers.

[00:54:41]>> Yeah. 960 plus 5. Like I love doing that in my head and I like to see how quick I can do it. But in other situations, I've done that to him. Whereas like he's like the technical person. Like if our roadcast or if our camera [ __ ] up, I'd be standing right behind this [ __ ] like I'll be waiting. He be like [ __ ] with the wires and [ __ ] I'm like, "Yeah, what?" So like, "Mike, throw that red wire right there." He be like, "I already tried that." I'll be like, "All right." So that's my little thought for the day.

[00:55:11]Go ahead, fix that [ __ ] man.

[00:55:13]Then I hop on TikTok last time and say, "Yeah, yeah." Hey, man. We working today.

[00:55:22]>> Even yesterday when the we did the first Toronto show, your foot actually hit the >> the speaker, so our sound went away.

[00:55:30]>> Not my problem, bro.

[00:55:32]You just kept talking.

[00:55:33]>> My job is to entertain the technical difficulties. He got it.

[00:55:37]Hey. Hey. Turn up.

[00:55:40]Yeah. You look up. I got my shirt on.

[00:55:42]Tell myself turn this [ __ ] up.

[00:55:46]Get over here, bro.

[00:55:49]>> Wait. So, have you guys ever done like an escape room together?

[00:55:52]>> We actually did.

[00:55:53]>> I think we we never done it with just us two. Like like five, six other people.

[00:55:58]Yeah.

[00:55:58]>> So, honestly, I took the backseat to a lot of the solving [ __ ] >> No, no, no. We We did one where we were both leaders. You forgetting. I think it was my birthday or something.

[00:56:06]>> Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. But I feel like I >> I don't know. I tap out after a while with escape rooms.

[00:56:11]>> Yeah. Escape rooms kind of >> after a while. It's like, "All right, bro. Why am I trying to find out what year this person died in this little scripture right here?"

[00:56:18]>> I don't know. It gets You You like escape rooms?

[00:56:20]>> No, no, no, no, no. I don't like it. Why am I paying to get trapped?

[00:56:25]So, >> my first time in escape room, right? I thought it was like you're in here, you're in here, like like you can't escape type of [ __ ] right? And then we got there and obviously I feel like when you see things with the lights on, it doesn't look as scary.

[00:56:37]>> And then he's like, "Oh, if you ever want to just tap out, you can just like, you know, say something and then we'll just let you out right here." I'm like, "Oh, that's it."

[00:56:43]>> No, that's not even the first one. The first one we ever went to, they told us we can use the bathroom. And I was like, "Fuck."

[00:56:48]>> No, we got a [ __ ] I got a [ __ ] >> I'mma do it in the suitcase that we found.

[00:56:54]>> We did. We did do one.

[00:56:58]>> They're looking through the CC camera footage. They're like, "Oh no, this guy going too far."

[00:57:02]>> We did do escape room. Um, it's already on YouTube, but we did a escape room where it's like a a haunted house escape room so they could tase you. Um, >> drag you off, >> drag you, feed you like uh bugs and [ __ ] >> Yeah, >> there's not an escape room.

[00:57:15]>> Very immersive.

[00:57:15]>> No immersive. They took Mike and I I don't know what the [ __ ] they >> Oh my god.

[00:57:19]>> They literally cloned him. They cloned him. There's a video of the little gremlin doing like this to Pat's lip.

[00:57:26]>> Yeah.

[00:57:27]>> Like touched his whole lip >> in a sensual way.

[00:57:29]>> Yes. Yes. He He tried to [ __ ] me, but I know he [ __ ] you.

[00:57:36]>> That's crazy.

[00:57:37]>> Did you do this to my boy Mike? He said worse.

[00:57:46]>> That's crazy.

[00:57:46]>> No. Get [ __ ] by the same dude.

[00:57:48]Definitely in the pie, bro. My god.

[00:57:52]All right. Um, oh, this is this is my favorite one. I got sent this tweet of the week by somebody and I told them I'm never giving them credit for sending me tweet of the weeks. Okay.

[00:58:03]>> Okay. Um, shout out to you though, bro.

[00:58:06]>> Uh, it said, "Vapes are training you to suck robot dick. Stay woke."

[00:58:14]>> Yeah. I got to send that to my uncle, man. I got to tell that to him. I'm trying to get him to start vaping and he's Jamaican as [ __ ] so he's probably like, "Oh, okay. Maybe I'll put this one down."

[00:58:25]>> He'll definitely put it down.

[00:58:29]>> It's a bot.

[00:58:32]>> Habibi bot is crazy.

[00:58:36]>> No, I think that would stop a lot of people from smoking the vapes.

[00:58:40]>> The homophobic people. Yeah, the uh yeah, definitely the homophobic people stop smoking vapes to be like, I'm not sucking nobody's dick and then they got to blow it out, too. It's like, oh man, >> there's going to be a time where there is relationships with robots, though.

[00:58:56]>> There already is.

[00:58:57]>> It's already AI relationships. There already robots. It's already people out here [ __ ] they vacuums and [ __ ] >> You hear your neighbor getting at his vacuum again.

[00:59:07]>> The [ __ ] >> What is that?

[00:59:12]They got a clog vacuum again. He's just like, "Why do you have like a premium subscription with Dyson?

[00:59:21]>> I need a new."

[00:59:22]>> You got a lifetime warranty.

[00:59:24]>> It's a lifetime warranty, right?

[00:59:26]>> He's been in line at Best Buy for the Dyson like this Dyson dropping. He's the only one in line. He's camping out, Travis.

[00:59:35]>> Now, being the only one in line the store opens with a chair out there.

[00:59:40]No, he'd be naked laying on the ground and wait till you know the floor cleaner ones and he had to run over.

[00:59:45]>> A robot.

[00:59:47]>> I got to be like that got to be like robot Dominic Tristan.

[00:59:52]Wait, did you guys used to sit in like uh stand in line for like shoe drops back?

[00:59:57]>> Never really. I've never been like a a super sneaker head.

[00:59:59]>> I think I did one for like a video game drop or something one time, but that was pretty much it. Or iPhone or something.

[01:00:05]I think I did.

[01:00:06]>> I've never done it either, but I've seen the lines.

[01:00:08]>> Yeah. And those people need to be studied. I want to know what they do after they get into the line, you know, like like or after they're done and they get what they want. Like where does life go after that?

[01:00:18]>> There's systems for it now. Like you can pay there's like >> companies that have people that will stay in line for you now. So you pay them to stay in line. So it's like a whole business thing.

[01:00:27]>> Or buy the shoe for you.

[01:00:28]>> Yeah. There a whole business thing now.

[01:00:30]But I don't know. I >> cuz obviously they don't have a day job.

[01:00:34]>> They they can't. They can't. So, it's like, are they making that much money off reselling shoes anymore? I don't know. I don't I've never wanted anything that bad. There was a there was a there was um because I think like there was a Travis Scott drop that happened recently and it was in Toronto >> and I just saw like a group of just men just fighting over a shoe and the caption was hilarious because it said middle-aged yens.

[01:01:00]>> That's so middle-aged fighting over trash.

[01:01:06]All right.

[01:01:07]>> Oh my god.

[01:01:08]>> All right, last speed run through tweet of the week. Then we got to get to some listener callers to make sure you get some get some in.

[01:01:14]>> All right. Y'all think a girl out of y'all league the whole time her [ __ ] selling Kool-Aid pickles.

[01:01:23]>> Have you seen those things? No. That's crazy. You want to know what? You want to know a fact and I guarantee you can't find it. What?

[01:01:31]>> You can't find one person eating the second pickle. Nobody >> pineapple >> or the pineapple or whatever the [ __ ] it is. They never make it to the second one because that heart start tingling.

[01:01:45]>> They all go look at their faces. They all take two bites and they put them back in and they shake their head cuz that left arm start going numb.

[01:01:54]>> Oh, they start limping cuz they lost the whole [ __ ] foot.

[01:01:58]>> Holy [ __ ] >> No, bro. Hey, why does it sound like loose change in your shoes right now?

[01:02:03]Cuz all your toes fell off after that bite.

[01:02:06]>> Oh my god.

[01:02:07]>> No.

[01:02:08]>> Yeah. That's like instant type two.

[01:02:10]>> Yeah.

[01:02:12]>> Type two is like, "Okay, after if you have the second one, you're done."

[01:02:16]>> No, you're cooked, bro.

[01:02:17]>> Oh my gosh.

[01:02:18]I It's just funny how they Some people act like it's so exotic, too. I saw people like mixing the flavors and [ __ ] We got that that blueberry lime like different ass flavors for the same thing, bro. That's just so much sugar.

[01:02:30]>> I'm not going to lie to you, though.

[01:02:32]When I was in Florida, I'm not going to lie, when I was in Florida, I was I I was on the hunt for it. I was like, "Yo, we can do this."

[01:02:44]But then my my bro was like, "Ah, you know what? This is This is some This is This is some science experiment shit."

[01:02:50]>> No, that's No, it's definitely It's definitely CIA.

[01:02:52]>> No, definitely CIA.

[01:02:53]>> This It's giving the same energy as like the chair. Remember the the the crate challenge? Same energy as the crate challenge. Yeah, >> I a seen no white people do that [ __ ] >> I didn't I'm not going to lie though, if I were to accidentally bump into the Kool-Aid pineapples, I might be enticed to stop.

[01:03:11]>> I try.

[01:03:12]>> But I would do it just purely for content reasons, right?

[01:03:15]>> I would literally take a bite, but I would kill everybody at the scene cuz like, >> oh my gosh, >> nobody like none. And I I would boo myself too because like nobody needs to be doing this. We all need to leave. We we bringing out the black community. You got to understand why I'm doing this, man.

[01:03:33]Which flavor though would you go?

[01:03:34]>> Um that blueberry looked good.

[01:03:37]>> Oh, the blueberry. I feel like fruit punch would already be kind of tart.

[01:03:40]>> Yes. I don't want fruit punch and pineapple.

[01:03:42]>> But isn't it crazy how like cuz the the contrast cuz they do the fruit punch one and you take the you take the they take the pineapple out and it's red like >> red. They've dyed this >> completely. Hella red 40.

[01:03:59]INTO A [ __ ] FRUIT. LIKE, COME ON, BRO.

[01:04:01]>> Holy [ __ ] >> Kool-Aid infused soup uh juice.

[01:04:05]>> Yeah, these guys are >> Oh my god. Especially cuz fruit is especially like a pineapple. It's already very like juicy ass fruit.

[01:04:11]>> Yeah.

[01:04:12]>> It's like mad.

[01:04:12]>> And I didn't know that they were mixing the Kool-Aid with the pineapple juice. I thought it was just like water and they took like like they they I thought they just took the Kool-Aid juice. They made the Kool-Aid and then they put it in.

[01:04:25]But they took the pineapple juice and then from the pineapples and made the Kool-Aid in there. I thought >> Oh, I didn't know that either.

[01:04:31]>> Oh, damn. That's >> So it's marinated in there.

[01:04:33]>> Oh, no. They like pineapple flavored whatever.

[01:04:37]>> Oh, so it's pineapp Oh, man.

[01:04:39]>> So, it's pineapple juice mixed with Kool-Aid and the pineapple itself.

[01:04:43]>> How many grams of sugar do we think is in those things?

[01:04:45]>> Oh, it's got to be like 3,000, man.

[01:04:47]>> I think it's legit like 120.

[01:04:51]120. Yes. That's low, bro. A Gatorade. a Gatorade, like a a normal Gatorade, I think, got like 60 grams of sugar in it.

[01:04:58]>> Okay. I think >> And they're put in packets, too.

[01:05:00]>> And this is like Okay, I think 800. Then >> 800. It's going to be No, it's going to be crazy. Um, >> you guys do the do the research in the in the comment section. Let us know how it goes, man.

[01:05:13]>> Last point on that, the [ __ ] up part about it, that's the whole reason I brought it up, is it's the refreshment of the meal.

[01:05:22]Like the Kool-Aid pineapple [ __ ] is the refreshment.

[01:05:26]>> The actual meal, if you look at it, it's like Fruity Pebble wings.

[01:05:29]>> Yeah.

[01:05:30]>> Yeah. It's like Fruity Pebble wings and like some other [ __ ] like it's like candy candy wings.

[01:05:35]>> And there's there's people like making plates too like uh like cereal like Captain Crunch Captain Crunch like cake.

[01:05:42]But they're not bakers either.

[01:05:43]>> Yeah. They're not bakers.

[01:05:44]>> It's just like a mousse.

[01:05:46]>> Yeah. So it's like that's the refreshment of it. So yeah.

[01:05:50]>> Yeah. Is this the appetizer?

[01:05:52]>> The Special Olympics about to get like a big pool of entries.

[01:05:58]>> That's crazy.

[01:05:58]>> Oh my god. Just a surplus of a >> like yo man. Damn. We got a thousand new entries in a 100 meter dash.

[01:06:05]>> Oh my gosh.

[01:06:06]>> All these [ __ ] missing their elbow. Um last one. Uh this tweet says, "Three baby daddies is cool, but three babies by the same [ __ ] girl by >> three baby daddies is cool, but yeah.

[01:06:19]Yeah. I feel like if you got three kids by the same dude, that's like you That's more That's wholesome though.

[01:06:23]>> That's wholesome. She's saying the opposite. Go. I can't do that. Like you got three kids by the same dude. So that means >> Oh, me as a guy entertaining a girl.

[01:06:34]>> Yes. This is you dating you. You're dating the girl. So which which girl would you rather date? Is she got three kids?

[01:06:41]>> Mhm.

[01:06:42]>> Ladies, too. It could be flipped cuz I don't want y'all coming at my heads in the comments. You could that person can have three kids by three different people. Uh-huh.

[01:06:49]>> Or have three kids by the same person.

[01:06:52]>> I still do with the three kids.

[01:06:54]>> Yeah. Three kids, same person. Yeah.

[01:06:55]>> Three kids. No, I do three kids, three different people. Cuz more than likely you moved on for a reason. So like one of them got to be dead, the other one got to be in jail, which is good. I only got to deal with one dude, one kid. But if it's one dude, three kids, they can call at any time. There's so many reasons.

[01:07:10]>> But you're saying that as your scenario is like the one dead one in jail. That's like a very rare.

[01:07:15]>> No, that's what it better be. Yeah, that's >> I can make it happen.

[01:07:22]>> Don't worry, girl. You got one baby daddy. I'll fix it.

[01:07:26]>> Anyway, appreciate you coming on the >> Thank you guys for having me.

[01:07:29]>> Yeah. Yeah. You got uh live show activated Toronto. We're here.

[01:07:33]>> No, your your show is coming up. Let them know.

[01:07:36]>> The day is not even going to >> We're not going to lie, but listen. No, we're basically Yo, I'm doing the most legendary comedy tour ever. We're touching Baltimore, Philly, and a bunch of other cities. Toronto. We're doing the work in progress here. Six shows at the moment. We're going to sell them all out. We're going to add more, but get your tickets early.

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[01:07:54]And then anywhere else in America, Meda.

[01:07:56]>> Yeah.

[01:07:57]>> Live. I was like, Ma Har put this [ __ ] right here. Boom.

[01:08:04]All right, y'all. Peace.