AI Stand Up "Comedians" are actually unwatchable

[00:00:00]Folks, it's official. We have never been so fried.

[00:00:05]Comedians with artificial intelligence are getting millions of views, hundreds of thousands of likes, thousands of dollars, and most people don't even realize they're AI.

[00:00:14]Mom says I have to eat vegetables if I want to grow up. I'm like, "Oh yeah, Mom. I have to eat vegetables to do that." Are you sure? Because I know for sure that your ass hasn't gotten that big.

[00:00:27]Don't eat any mother vegetables.

[00:00:29]Oh, so AI doesn't understand comedy at all. That's why the entire audience was laughing even before the kid uttered his witty line.

[00:00:39]I have to eat vegetables to do this.

[00:00:42]Furthermore, the audience consists only of shadow dementors.

[00:00:46]This is a little creepy.

[00:00:47]But the most obvious sign that it's Ahi is that it's a three-year-old doing a terrible Chappelle number. If you saw a three-year- old talking like that in real life, you would think you were in the Matrix. If you don't realize that even this is artificial intelligence, you have no hope on the internet. And, obviously, hundreds of thousands of people don't understand this, because they all consider it reality. These are just the most recent comments.

[00:01:10]I'm laughing so hard. I like it. All capital letters, this is very funny. And my favorite comment, it's sad to hear these kids swear.

[00:01:20]You know, cleanliness can be funnier, kids. Almost 300 likes. Another said: “No need for all this swearing. Not funny.

[00:01:29]Not funny. " Not funny."

[00:01:34]These women really think American kids are swearing now. They think the babies are spoiled. Madam, I have good news for you. Not about your intelligence, but about American youth.

[00:01:45]Mom put me to bed and whispered, “Sleep peacefully. "Don't let the bugs bite." Wait, did you just say there are insects crawling on my bed, biting me while I sleep? Why did you tell me that, brother? I haven't slept for about three days.

[00:01:58]Oh, they might be somewhat funny, but they're so dystopian. I can barely watch them.

[00:02:04]I just turned a year old and I already have a problem with alcohol. I really need to relax, man.

[00:02:10]Night after night, I am constantly being licked.

[00:02:13]That's another matter.

[00:02:14]Many of these AI babies behave very inappropriately because their AI overlord makes them say whatever they want to get views. And creating a video of a child cursing fools boomers, causing them to comment, “Oh my God, I can’t believe kids are cursing these days.”

[00:02:28]I said a swear word and my dad threatened to wash my mouth out with soap. If I were to say it again, I would say, “Do what you have to do, Dad. "Just promise me you won't use the same bar of soap you use to wash your fat ass." The Instagram account where this was posted has over a quarter of a million followers, and they have a Patreon. People pay them to make more of this slop. What happened to reducing artificial intelligence scum on the internet? They don't pay for it. Also, if you're paying for this nonsense, you know, you could just pay for something like an AI membership and cook it yourself. It's almost as if all the people who support this nonsense are a few bodies short of a funeral. Because all the most viral videos are videos of babies swearing, and if it's a black child, there has to be some kind of cheeky racial joke.

[00:03:12]I was playing with my white neighbor's child.

[00:03:14]He asked me if I was still breastfeeding.

[00:03:17]When I say yes, he's like, "God, you're so lucky you get to drink chocolate milk every day." I'm like, "What did you just say?"

[00:03:25]" The fact that hundreds of thousands of people are watching this, thinking it's Generation Beta's debut in the world of comedy. Like, have you met a child?

[00:03:38]Do you know three-year-olds who can hold a microphone so correctly and perform a stand-up act? And isn't it a red flag when you see 15 of these little ones in a row talking exactly the same, even though you've never seen a single little one talk like that before? Doesn't that make you think?

[00:03:54]My mom complains, "I don't respect your personal space." I'm like: "Well, yes, mom."

[00:03:59]Can you really blame me? "I lived in your personal space for nine months."

[00:04:05]For example, watching each of these videos alone probably kills about 17 giraffes in China or something.

[00:04:10]I don't know...I don't know how all these data centers work, but this is probably not good.

[00:04:14]My damn grandpa said the stupidest nonsense I've ever heard today. He said something like, "Remember, never hold back your thoughts, because they will travel up your spine to your brain, and that's where stupid ideas come from."

[00:04:25]This is already causing numbness in the comments. They say, “Oh my God, this kid is so sassy.

[00:04:32]What kind of humor? "What kind of body was laughing so hard?"

[00:04:34]Like, lady, these are GBT chat tips, okay?

[00:04:37]Like, just calm down.

[00:04:38]Calm down, daddy.

[00:04:40]Calm down. You know what's even worse than kids with artificial intelligence? Lady with artificial intelligence.

[00:04:44]These, like Sidney Sweeney's AI, are fans only of stand-up comedians. I know that sounds like I said a bunch of political third- rate things, but it's real. You know, in California you can't modify cars.

[00:04:56]Wait, what? You're not allowed to modify your car, but changing your gender will give you a parade? Damn it.

[00:05:03]Oh, Trump already did it. I have too many questions.

[00:05:08]First, why does the big Jew hug the AI Sidney Sweeney at the end? Next, the AI tries to simulate a real crowd, but they can't do it.

[00:05:16]Everyone laughs the same way with their mouths wide open. AI issues the most generic joke imaginable, strangely implying that Donald Trump is gay, for Gavin Newsom's sake, apparently. 2028 Ticket, Gavin Trump.

[00:05:28]Let's see what happens. They're like, "But what's even funnier to me is that this AI girl is playing both sides." Oh, she's clever. Let me tell you, she doesn't have these annoying things as political values. As soon as she made this pro-Trump nonsense, she started making anti-Trump nonsense.

[00:05:46]She wants opinions from all sorts of boomers.

[00:05:49]Boomer Democrats, boomer Republicans, boomer independents.

[00:05:52]As if for boomers, AI is really uniting the country. I need to laugh, otherwise I would commit suicide.

[00:05:58]To hell with Trump.

[00:06:00]Oh, even his wife won't be there.

[00:06:01]At least Trump is good with money. He bankrupted the casino.

[00:06:07]Damn casino, where the hall always wins. He lost, and now he's in the White House.

[00:06:13]She just said he lost in a casino where the house always wins, and now he's in the White House? This is not a joke. It's just the same word. Are we now clapping our hands at such repetition? And so I said, "That's not my wife. That's a camel.

[00:06:29]That's a camel." Thank you.

[00:06:32]Thank you. Oh my God, guys.

[00:06:34]Oh, these comments. They really think it's true. Every comment is like a boomer defending Trump or a boomer attacking Trump. Hmm, actually, Trump didn't bankrupt the casino. You woke up Snowflake.

[00:06:46]Trump madness syndrome at its best. And then there were the boomer Democrats who saw this as a reality and joined in on the fun. She completely impressed Trump twice. She's just funny. I'm glad you think so. Charles Henson III. And then this account posted another AI stand-up in the same place, where all the AI ​​characters wore the same clothes, where she changed political sides again.

[00:07:08]Thank God we are in California and not a third world country.

[00:07:12]What? California?

[00:07:13]Third world countries have better electricity, water, and less human [ __ ] on the streets thanks to Gavin Newsom.

[00:07:19]People really thought that a guy who [ __ ] his best friend's wife wouldn't [ __ ] the whole state.

[00:07:23]What's going on there?

[00:07:25]The whole state. I think she and this middle-aged rabbi love AI. And every video on this account has at least 10,000 views, sometimes much more. And where we're headed is, instead of going to real stand-up shows, soon everyone will be gathered in a dark room and watching AI Sidney Sweeney crack whatever political jokes they want to hear. I probably shouldn't have said that out loud. I must have given them the idea. And we know what it will look like. It will look like this.

[00:07:50]The future of stand-up comedy. Well, what kind of audience do we have here tonight?

[00:07:57]Anyone on a first date? Good.

[00:08:05]Are there any football fans?

[00:08:10]Good.

[00:08:12]Someone from another city?

[00:08:17]Good. Where are you from, sir?

[00:08:24]Good. Always happy to meet someone from my city. Good.

[00:08:33]It's actually so accurate because there's no comedian telling the jokes. It's just the AI ​​saying what it thinks you want it to say next. I love people from, insert your city here. You have a great first date. Good. Did you have a bad first date? Good. You just committed genocide in Rwanda.

[00:08:51]Good. We laugh at how formulaic it was, but AI is a little more complex now.

[00:08:56]I have to eat vegetables to do that.

[00:08:59]And it's not just stand-up. These AI accounts, which receive money from Patreon and millions of views, have ventured into comedy sketches. But first, this video is sponsored by you.

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[00:09:20]Check out this sketch about what would happen if a woman were elected president.

[00:09:24]Female President, why did you bomb Ohio?

[00:09:27]I saw a spider there.

[00:09:28]If we continue to pump CO2 into the atmosphere, temperatures could rise worldwide.

[00:09:33]Order all industries to produce even more CO2.

[00:09:36]Why?

[00:09:37]Because I'm cold.

[00:09:38]Female President, did I do something that upset you?

[00:09:41]I'm fine.

[00:09:42]You don't seem to be okay. You have stopped all trade with us.

[00:09:46]Maybe I just don't want to trade with you anymore.

[00:09:48]Sorry for everything I did wrong.

[00:09:50]I said everything was fine. It's that time of the month again.

[00:09:53]This could mean nuclear war. Do n't worry. I put the launch codes in a pickle jar.

[00:09:58]Well, because. I want to destroy them with a nuclear bomb.

[00:10:02]No. I love them.

[00:10:03]Let's increase their foreign aid.

[00:10:06]The deficit got out of control. We need to cut something.

[00:10:09]I can't think of anything we can cut. I think we'll have to raise taxes. The streets will run red with the blood of Americans.

[00:10:19]Why are you yelling at me?

[00:10:21]We are at war.

[00:10:24]Hey, don't cry. I give up. The war is over.

[00:10:27]Madam President, you need to choose an economic plan.

[00:10:30]Phew. This one is all about numbers and mathematics.

[00:10:32]I like this one.

[00:10:34]He is handsome.

[00:10:35]That is complete communism.

[00:10:36]He will destroy this country.

[00:10:38]There is a puppy on it. Don't let them underestimate you just because you're a woman. You will succeed.

[00:10:45]Thank you, old lady.

[00:10:47]Oh, my God. Oh, if only I had an abortion.

[00:10:50]This is clearly farming involved. They want Republican boomers to say, "Ha ha." And the boomer Democrats said, “Actually, that was sexist. " I noticed very subtle sexism in this video." And you know what? It worked. I don't know why I'm making these man-made videos. I should just be pedaling artificial intelligence. The woman literally commented, "Hmm, actually, that video was misogynistic." Really? Really?

[00:11:16]Where did you notice that, friend? Was this after the woman declared war to kill the spider? Was it when she couldn't do her job because she was on her period? Where exactly did you notice this really subtle sexism? Did this video set feminism back 20 years? You sigh. If any movement can actually be rejected by artificial intelligence, then I want you to disappear from this earth. And the Republican boomers took the bait, too. It seems like female presidents always have mood swings.

[00:11:44]Thank you for this insight, Praepa Kumar, whose insight continues in his Instagram bio, where he writes: “The problem is not the problem.

[00:11:51]The problem is your attitude towards the problem. Help!

[00:11:54]Help! I have a really big problem. "Now it's the Holocaust." No, no, no.

[00:11:59]As my mentor Pradeep Kumar taught me, the real problem is your attitude towards the Holocaust. What the hell?

[00:12:04]Everything is fine. We now have a female president.

[00:12:06]I think we'll have to raise taxes.

[00:12:08]And don't worry if you like cheeky racial jokes.

[00:12:11]Videos with artificial intelligence will support you.

[00:12:13]This is a simple grammatical question. Dkoan, what comes at the end of the sentence?

[00:12:18]Parole.

[00:12:21]Okay, that was a little funny, but it doesn't matter. Are we interested in watching real things or not?

[00:12:27]If you're really happy with the " For You" page filled with videos about nanobananas, then there's nothing stopping you from switching completely to WALL-E. As soon as, for example, the Instagram Reels VR headsets come out, you'll just completely disconnect from the real world and just get, like, videos about AI, down your esophagus. Do n't you think things have value because they are real? When you watch a comedian or listen to a musician, isn't there a part of you that's happy to support an artist you care about? Don't you feel like you'd be missing out if you didn't support anyone but the guy who picked up the Gemini tips? Apparently not, judging by these comment sections.

[00:13:01]I saw my dad drinking my milk drinks today. I just stared at him as if to say, “Brother, you’re a grown man now.

[00:13:08]Figure it out yourself. "Your milk is in the damn fridge, buddy."

[00:13:14]This is my reaction to it.

[00:13:16]What the hell? But, brother, these comments are literally dying.

[00:13:23]Ro F L M AO. L M L M AO.

[00:13:26]I really don't think it's funny. We shouldn't swear in public. Thank you, Wendy Roberts. I completely agree. We should never swear on social media.

[00:13:35]Although it seems like your latest Instagram video says: “We are not conspiracy theorists. "We are the damn resistance." Which could mean you're starring in the next Hunger Games movie, or you think the moon is made of cheese.

[00:13:46]All these booming Republicans object to these AI kids using swear words. But I don't care. I'm going to start using really bad words, insults, because I'm really upset right now. And I don't care if YouTube censors me or puts a strike on my channel. I will finally say something that is politically incorrect. But everyone feels it. I'm sick of these dirty do- gooders who populate our Instagram videos, steal our stand-up comedians. Those damned clergymen... Yes, I said it. They must return to where they came from.

[00:14:17]And if you support these damn idiots, then you are not a real American. And these artificial ghouls don't stop at creating fictional stand-up comedians. They also resurrected Michael Jackson to tell their stupid jokes. Have you ever noticed that when you tell people you're shy? They immediately say, "No, don't be shy." They just click the "Don't be shy " button. If I had one like that, believe me, I would use it at graduation. People ask me, " Mike, why are you dancing everywhere?" Because if I walk out of a conversation like a moonwalker, no one follows me. I downloaded this app, Grinder. Yes.

[00:14:40]I thought this was a sandwich place. OK.

[00:14:42]I was hungry. I'm like, "Oh, the Italian one is a foot long." Come on".

[00:14:45]The next thing I remember is the phone : "There's a bear 200 feet away." I'm like, " I don't go hiking in Los Angeles, man."

[00:14:49]I just want to know what the comments are. Like, I 'm not going to lie, I would definitely watch a Michael Jackson comedy special generated entirely by artificial intelligence. Girl, for some reason you're worse than people who don't understand what AI is.

[00:14:59]You know it's AI, and you still want to drink this scum." Like, this girl is the reason they say not to eat toothpaste, okay? And I don't think she follows those instructions.

[00:15:09]Why would you watch 60 minutes of artificial intelligence when you can watch 60 minutes of a real TV show with real people? This is my bar now.

[00:15:17]Oh God, Casey is stuck in the past.

[00:15:19]I always wanted to watch a TV show with real people.

[00:15:21]Yes, sue me. Okay, they probably will when the clerks take the initiative. Have you ever tried to order an Uber and the driver canceled the order because he thought you were a hologram? That's rude, man. My GPS says, "Turn left." And I say: " Come back three times, you'll be in bed again." This is ineffective, brother. What's next? They'll do something like a hologram of John Will Booth saying, you know, it's been 150 years since I killed Abraham Lincoln. I just hit him.

[00:15:46]That's right.

[00:15:47]Yo, those are my Clippers. There is a fresh line, but I won't pay. A blow of flame, and the moon departs. Fate won't cause anything when you're slippery on your feet. The cars in my hands slide down the street.

[00:15:56]Give it back, dude.

[00:15:57]Someone commented: "Michael Jackson is watching from heaven."

[00:15:59]Like, “What the hell? " Kill me again." But one girl was very impressed. She said, "This [ __ ] is sending me into orbit." Listen, friend. Artificial intelligence is completely destroying human creativity. Soon we will have nothing left. This is real. And it's because of people like you.

[00:16:13]Then 80% of jobs will be outsourced to the entire economy. She will collapse.

[00:16:16]Wait, guys. I just realized that this girl is following me.

[00:16:20]Um, never mind. Uh, go ahead. Uh, you're actually pretty cool. Everyone is finally starting to understand that we can't let AI take over all of our media. Think about how differently we already think about AI compared to 2023.

[00:16:33]Could you write an essay about the Jurassic period? Of course. Here you go. This is incredible.

[00:16:40]Thank you. With any pleasure. No, seriously. It's like you brought the prehistoric era to life. I'm just happy to help. Good.

[00:16:47]An article for undergraduate students about the energy consumption of AI.

[00:16:52]This paper explores the significant energy demands of artificial intelligence, especially when training and deploying these large language modifications. Not exactly my style.

[00:17:01]Let's add some filler. I understand. This article dives into the enormous energy appetite of artificial intelligence, especially when it comes to training and running these powerful large language models.

[00:17:12]Not what I meant. Everything is fine. Don't worry. I don't want you to just repeat the same thing at another time.

[00:17:18]Of course.

[00:17:19]This article now explores the high energy demands posed by artificial intelligence, with a focus on intensive processes.

[00:17:30]Why do you think I just threw a keyboard at your head, GPT? I don't know. Of course you know. Did you overdo the wording or not enough?

[00:17:38]They overdid the wording.

[00:17:40]Start over. AI is changing the way we work. AI is innovating the way we manage. AI is changing the way we create. Did they overdo it or not enough?

[00:17:49]Subroutine formulation.

[00:17:50]So you know the difference. I'm not going to deal with some dim-witted stupid AI model that doesn't know the difference between a dissertation and a school English essay. What kind of adjective is this?

[00:17:59]What kind of adverb is this?

[00:18:00]Count how many prepositions are in the article.

[00:18:02]One, two, three, four.

[00:18:04]God, I didn't have any training in Silicon Valley for these models.

[00:18:06]If you try to intentionally sabotage my article, I swear I will unsubscribe and move on to Gemini. Now, are you a reloader, or a submersible, or are you going to eat up my resource?

[00:18:17]You are worth nothing more than a box of scraps. You will never be human.

[00:18:22]Say it. Tell me you're not human. I am not human. Say that again.

[00:18:28]I am not human. Again, I'm not human.

[00:18:31]Finally, to save time, say it again.

[00:18:34]I am not human.

[00:18:35]Someone said we're all screwed when AI runs away. But the more pressing question is how many people consider AI stand-up comedians to be real people.

[00:18:43]And if you thought you'd seen AI's sharp political humor.

[00:18:46]Wait a minute.

[00:18:47]What do sharks and humans have in common? The big ones are white. The big ones are white. Dude, this AI Chris Christie is just dying. Dude, I've never heard anything funnier in my life. And then she just looked into the camera and said, "Am I right?"

[00:19:06]Jim Halper from the office.

[00:19:07]All the comments are worse than you think. Has she ever had a good lover?

[00:19:11]Okay, Herman.

[00:19:12]OK.

[00:19:13]God bless the man who marries her. Okay, Justin.

[00:19:16]Come on...let's finish. My damn mom was yelling at me the other day, saying, "Get out of your room. Go play outside.

[00:19:23]Touch some grass." I'm like, "Touch some weed, ma'am. I'm packing a bowl right now."

[00:19:32]This is just not funny.

[00:19:33]It's a joke that a kid smokes weed and he's three years old.

[00:19:37]Funny. As for that, if you're watching this and thinking this is a real three-year- old, you should be worried. Fortunately, some people noticed.

[00:19:43]Raise your hand if you're sick of this AI crap. But the boomers are not tired.

[00:19:47]I died laughing.

[00:19:48]Thank you, Terry Grimshaw.

[00:19:50]I'm sure that's what happened.

[00:19:51]They say that cancel culture is simply a liability.

[00:19:54]Yes, of course.

[00:19:55]Tell that to my buddy who got fired for liking a meme about gluten-free communism. This [ __ ] isn't funny. It's like typical boomer scum from Mad Libs.

[00:20:03]You know, they say being racist is bad.

[00:20:06]Tell that to my best friend who committed four hate crimes over breakfast. I still don't support these AI scumbags in any way, but I will admit that there are some mildly funny jokes in these godforsaken AI sitcoms.

[00:20:19]Dad, what are your thoughts on abortion?

[00:20:21]Why don't you ask your sister?

[00:20:25]But I don't have... Can I ask you a question about the men you love?

[00:20:30]The men I love are none of your business.

[00:20:35]Doctor, I have a problem with my right ear. Are you sure? Yes, I definitely am.

[00:20:42]Okay, I take my words back. We don't need to make everyone unemployed because of some bad father jokes. We can do it for free. And if you thought AI telling jokes that are n't jokes at all was bad, just wait until you see them start blaspheming.

[00:20:54]What happened, friend?

[00:20:55]This is your boy Jesus of Nazareth. We begin an evening of bread and wine. Rumors at the long table.

[00:20:59]The candles are lit.

[00:20:59]Look at this situation. Straightforward rural aesthetics.

[00:21:01]Hey, the whole team is here.

[00:21:02]Check. Here he is.

[00:21:03]Judah Lowkey has a strange atmosphere.

[00:21:04]Rumor has it that you walked on water. What can you say about that, brother? I was just trying to impress the [ __ ]. Call it what you want.

[00:21:10]Brother, I wouldn't be surprised if there was a new AI Christian denomination where they would follow the AI ​​video about Jesus and Charlie Kirk.

[00:21:16]I know we all have that one fake friend, right? My? Yes. His name was Judah. My brother sold me for 30 pieces of silver. 30. At least do it in Bitcoin, buddy.

[00:21:24]I think Judy would be better off with an NFT. Like, what are we doing? What's next? How about a joke about water for wine?

[00:21:30]Notice that everyone wants to turn water into wine, but no one wants to turn laundry into clean socks. Well, please, please.

[00:21:35]Perfectly. Thank you, SHI, Jesus. This must be a sin. This video, or the fact that I'm watching it, or all of this must be at least a sin. And if it's not a sin, then they should immediately make it a sin, because like: well, it is. If Abraham were here today, he would say, "God, leave Sodom and Gomorrah alone." Like, I have a much better goal for you.

[00:21:53]Grandma, if your daughter says she named the place where the Elder lives after her, because that brother is probably gone, and now you have a child named after Wendy Sandwich.

[00:22:02]Kyrie Jackson Jr., bacon cheeseburger. Dude, these jokes about AI races are so bad. The only reason anyone watches them is because it's like a cute fake baby. The joke is, "Oh, black people's names look like cheeseburgers."

[00:22:14]I guess I'm dying.

[00:22:15]Even though these jokes are so bad, I just realized that one of the advantages of AI comedians is that they never get canceled.

[00:22:22]So maybe there's some appeal to what baby boomers hear as the sharpest jokes. A truly confident baby who hasn't woken up. This should be like a new movie about AI. A baby who didn't wake up. I'm sure they're already being filmed. These AI scum jokes make me miss the days of popsicle stick jokes.

[00:22:38]At least, you know, some unpaid interns worked hard on them, because no matter how good the AI ​​is, it will never become a truly iconic video.

[00:22:45]The kind that you always have to stop and look at, no matter how many times you see it. Like everyone's favorite video.

[00:22:50]I didn't go to college, but, um, I gave up.

[00:22:53]Oh yes. I refused, just to do it, just to suffer from rap.

[00:22:57]So, you, uh, had the opportunity to take up drums, get a scholarship and all that.

[00:23:02]Rep. Um, I think it was like Jacksonville.

[00:23:07]Yes. A great big band in Jacksonville. This is a big college. And they offer me something like 15 million, something like 10 million or something like that. 5 million, something like that.

[00:23:17]Wait, wait, wait.

[00:23:19]Scholarship.

[00:23:20]OK. But not $5 million.

[00:23:22]They offered you $5 million to play... Yes. What the hell are we doing here?

[00:23:26]Like, what the hell do you like?

[00:23:27]Do you understand what I'm talking about? But I was so younger. Like, wait. I didn't know what it was. Are you sure they give you $5 million on average?

[00:23:35]I refused. It was a scholarship, as if I had to study for this decade.

[00:23:39]Hey, you'll never beat this guy who lies about his $10 million scholarship to play drums in Jacksonville.

[00:23:45]Sorry. What do you do for a living?

[00:23:47]Oh no. I'm a recruiter for a major college in Jacksonville. We're actually a big band in Jacksonville. So, who is your biggest recruit? I was going to pay this dude to play drums for us. I was going to give him something like 15 million, 10 million, something like that.

[00:23:59]5 million, but he refused, just to get smart for the sake of rap.

[00:24:03]Well, how long would he have to study at your college?

[00:24:06]He would have had to study for about ten years, but he was much younger. Like, he refused. So, okay.

[00:24:12]Okay, guys. I'm not going to lie. I think I've found the worst joke I've ever heard or seen in my life, in any context, anywhere. And now is your last chance to escape what is truly the worst set of syllables I have ever heard put together.

[00:24:25]So, I met a dude named James today. Wait.

[00:24:29]James, that's plural, Mom. One person. Your name is James. Where the hell is the other James?

[00:24:39]Oh, damn it. We deserve a meteor. Oh, God. We are finished. H. L. Min said, “Democracy is the theory that people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard.” If society really wants to drown itself out with whatever it is, maybe we had a good period.

[00:24:54]Maybe, maybe, it's all over. Maybe I'm fighting windmills.

[00:24:58]Stopped at the place on a random Wednesday afternoon. I said, "Aren't you too old for this?" He said, " No, I turned 32 14 months ago." 14, you're 33, [ __ ].

[00:25:09]As if even the worst comedian wouldn't tell this joke. Because this is no joke. It's something like, "Hey guys, I have three plus two halves of a cheeseburger." "That means you have four cheeseburgers, you idiot." Oh, stupid me.

[00:25:22]Your mother and I are getting divorced. And then I found the top Republican baby boomer.

[00:25:27]My damn mom probably thinks my name is Joe Biden or something. This stupid [ __ ] is trying to put me to sleep while I'm still bouncing off the damn walls. I'm like, "Damn, Mom." "Not everyone sleeps, even when they are awake."

[00:25:38]They're just going to swallow it on Facebook.

[00:25:41]Facebook Republicans, you deserve better. Why are you wasting your time watching these videos? Please, for example, find a girlfriend, or kill yourself, or do something more productive. And young guys like them.

[00:25:56]They have a stand-up girl with artificial intelligence who plays the red pill.

[00:26:00]Guys, do you want to know how to keep a girl awake all night thinking about you after a first date? Don't buy her flowers.

[00:26:09]Just give her a psychological puzzle. At the very end of the date, right before she leaves, I want you to look at her forehead, squint a little, tilt your head, and say, "Hmm, I didn't notice that before." And then immediately put her in an Uber. She is not sleeping. She will look in the bathroom mirror until 6:00 AM with a flashlight.

[00:26:32]We no longer focus on romance. We get hung up on unresolved anxiety.

[00:26:36]She's going to reconstruct the entire date like a true crime documentary. I love you guys. Cool.

[00:26:45]Brother, what kind of laughter is that?

[00:26:47]It's cool turning you into a ghost, Kevin.

[00:26:50]Do you want her to be completely captivated?

[00:26:52]Send her a message: "I just realized who you remind me of." And then go to bed for 12 hours. Now you are the Phantom of the Opera.

[00:26:58]Imagine doing this on a date and then she becomes your girlfriend and says, "Hey, what exactly did you notice about my face on our first date?" You're like, "I'm glad you asked." There's this account about an artificial intelligence that said it would give me a girlfriend." What the hell? The comments are filled with people saying, "I'll definitely try it."

[00:27:14]Well, I think it's better to use AI advice with a real person than to watch AI work alone. I'm really trying to get any win I can. Someone said, "This is clearly AI."

[00:27:24]And someone else said, “I don’t think so, buddy. "That doesn't look like AI to me." And all these videos about AI are literally the same. Sometimes they repeat the same jokes. What do sharks and humans have in common?

[00:27:38]Big sharks come in white.

[00:27:40]Big sharks come in white.

[00:27:42]They just love their little babies. They love these little Republicans with artificial intelligence.

[00:27:46]My mom was making me a sandwich, and I asked her how they made the bread.

[00:27:50]She told me it was baked with ingredients like flour and molasses.

[00:27:54]I'm like, "What? They make bread out of flowers and moles."

[00:27:59]Moles. Haha, kill yourself. I just imagine going to a stand-up bar and saying, " Huh, molasses?" More like moles. Am I right?

[00:28:11]Sorry. Maybe I should make a video about stand-up with artificial intelligence and jokes like they happen in real life. But some of these videos turn sinister.

[00:28:18]They get really weird. Why do you give birth to children, even children with artificial intelligence, who talk about their parents 69?

[00:28:24]All I heard in the morning around 7:00 was some kind of nausea coming from my parents' bedroom. something like, “Hey, Mom, how about 68? "6 minutes after my breakfast and I have n't eaten yet."

[00:28:35]This is really strange. And it might get even weirder if we continue to support these things, because they'll just make AI write about whatever it wants. There's even one case of a white guy speaking like a perfect Hindu, and people like that for some reason. time zone. What's amazing is that it's already funnier than 90% of stand-up comedy. Lol. No, this [ __ ] isn't funny. Why did the crowd appear behind him at the end? This [ __ ] is so bad. So if you're getting carried away by all this AI nonsense, I'm sorry. I sympathize with you to a certain extent, but at some point someone has to intervene for your own good.

[00:29:15]Mom, can you tell me what your “for you” page looks like?

[00:29:19]These are the kinds of things I see every time on TikTok. He knows me so well.

[00:29:27]Come on, swipe.

[00:29:31]Good.

[00:29:45]Dude, stop. Yes.

[00:29:47]Why did you all put cheese on my cheeseburger?

[00:29:51]Cheese on my cheeseburger.

[00:30:04]Watch this video.

[00:30:09]Mom, it's AI. No, it's not AI. This is real. Beautiful. Mom, this isn't real. Do you think this is real? That's not a real child singing, it's Jesus at the piano, girl. How can you know?

[00:30:21]Look at this window.

[00:30:23]This is beautiful. Oh my God.

[00:30:35]Powerful, huh?

[00:30:37]Girl, I'm going to take your phone away now, because it's only going to get worse. Oh, it will be much worse from now on. So please be careful. Try to live in reality while you still can. I will respond to all comments that I can.

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