The Depository Trust & Clearing Corporation (DTCC), which clears approximately $4 quadrillion in financial assets annually, has announced plans to connect its tokenized securities platform to the Stellar blockchain (XLM) by 2027 as part of a broader multi-chain strategy that also includes XRP Ledger, XDC, and R3 Corda. This initiative represents Wall Street's push to move traditional financial assets like stocks, bonds, and treasuries onto blockchain rails, with the goal of reducing settlement delays, freeing up collateral, and enabling markets to operate beyond standard trading hours. The partnership demonstrates how institutional finance is increasingly adopting blockchain infrastructure for tokenized assets, with XLM's price rising 30% on the day of the announcement.
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Welcome back to Crypto Info Blockchain made easy. Welcome in Mrs. Lupe.
Frank the Crypto Tech coming at you live 7:00 a.m. Colorado time. Today we're going to cover the DTCC choosing XLM as one, only one. Calm down. That doesn't mean they're not going to choose XRP and all the others.
Calm it down now. Wall Street's quietly rebuilding the finance and most people of course still think crypto's only about way mask price charts, sideways and tanking price action. Meanwhile, the DTCC is rolling out tokenized financial infrastructure underneath everybody's freaking nose.
This could change the way stocks, bonds, treasuries, and collateral move forever.
Coming up shortly here.
All right, welcome back to the program this morning. 7:00 a.m. Colorado time coming in at you live. Frank the Crypto Tech, please tap that like and subscribe. Share this with someone you know if you think they could benefit from this info. Everything on this channel of course for only information education purposes only. I am not a financial advisor. I'm certainly not your financial advisor. Now let's talk about what's happening behind the scenes today on Wall Street because this is one of the biggest and hardest um yes, signals or or heads up. Depository Trust & Clearing Corporation moving toward deeper tokenization. And for those of you may not know, it's been blasting all over social the DTCC is part of the core primary plumbing of the United States. They help clear about four whatever quadrillion dollars in stocks, bonds, treasuries, collateral, derivatives, so on and so forth through the money system each year.
So, they're quietly the next version of finance right now.
DTCC has been working on what they call their collateral app chain.
This is what they're doing.
They're rolling out, according to DTCC, the rollout starts in July.
So, this is what's going on is they supposedly chose XLM and everybody's up in arms. All the XRP holders are all up in arms. What happened here?
What? I thought they were going to choose XRP, the XRP ledger.
As they're choosing more than one chain, there's it's a multi-chain uh settlement that they're going to be using. By the way, we have a long-form video coming up. I know I keep promising it. We have it coming up on this topic here. We're working on it behind the scenes, but yeah, there's going to be Canton. There's going to be uh Chainlink involved. There's going to be XRP, XLM, XDC's going to be involved with R3 Corda settling through R3 Corda. We're going to get into the that as well in the video. In that long-form video, not in this episode. But there's so much concerning all of this. Tokenization alone does not solve liquidity, of course. We know that. If stocks, bonds, treasuries, collateral, and deposits, so on and so so forth all become tokenized, well, what does that mean?
It means they all begin moving across multiple systems, and somebody, of course, as we mentioned yesterday in the episode, is going to provide the liquidity for that.
We're saying that's the XRP ledger primarily. We'll have a P2P payments and so on and so forth all settling as well for XLM, for example, through the DTCC as well. And others, XDC settling digitizing trade finance and settling a lot of that through the DTCC.
Of course, only 1 2 3% at the at the onset, once that gets to be 7% of the settlement of the digitized trade market, you know, 20% 30% lights out.
That's when XR XDC for example has the liquidity needed on chain. I know this is the big complaint with XDC right now.
They're smaller. They don't have a lot of activity and a lot of liquidity on the chain. It's very difficult to be doing anything on there. Well, we know that liquidity does beget liquidity.
Beget liquidity begets liquidity and the flywheel effect does kick in sooner or later. When that kicks in in this larger institutional adoption layer level for XDC, oh boy.
Yeah, I think XDC is one of the biggest sleepers in crypto that people might be missing. Good morning Monster, welcome to the channel.
Mrs. Lupe, welcome in everybody welcome into chat this morning.
We'll get over to some other things. I think it's pretty obvious what's happening here guys. The cryptocurrency market cap is at 2.46 trill.
Boy, would have been nice to wait on that purchase, huh? Studio, everybody knew this was going to happen. I knew I was going to buy and it was going to drop. And it's fine. It is what it is.
No problem whatsoever. I know. I know.
Don't worry about it. It's okay. This little puppy sitting at number 118.
The Zeback Network now down to 0.0027 cents.
Of course, that's okay. You buy when you buy and you cry when you cry. Don't cry about buying now.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, for sure. Studio is right. Everybody needs needs a break from buying.
Look it. We're grabbing about 10 mil per day if anybody's paying attention to these XRP spot ETF inflows AUMs. Bitwise grabbed 4.29 million yesterday. Franklin Templeton brought in 2.26 bill mil.
Canary brought in 1.71 mil and Rex brought in half a milski. Grayscale brings in almost half a milski. 20 shares bringing up the rear at 7.98 thousand shares. Now look at we're locking up 904 million XRP in spot ETFs. That number is growing. Of course we could see that number diminish as well. Money could leave but we're in a has been for in weeks past but we now oh boy I did it again. I'm not sharing the screen. We uh we now are holding thanks to you. We're now holding 904 million.
Uh I need a I need one of those little um What can we say without getting the algorithm all riled up?
We when you get when you're shocked. Oh wow. Like a little electrical thing. Oh wow, it's amazing. I need one of those things yeah to go off each time I yeah.
It's a little harsh. We don't want to stop the heart. Hang on. That's rough.
How about just a little buzz?
Just a little buzz.
To remind me to share the screen. Anyway uh by the way, you better remind yourself about Caleb and Brown. If you don't find out about Caleb and Brown and why that they're a brokerage, they're not a they're not an exchange.
Oh boy, I'm not going to get into all that now but just know that Caleb and Brown is the choice for my wife and I as well. I'm not just whistling Dixie here.
Send them over. We do get um well we don't really >> [laughter] >> I'm not going to talk about that but uh anyway um they gave us a nod and say hey thanks a lot. You know, if you if we send you over there. So please call that toll-free number. Tell them the tanker sent you over there.
Fiat leak, what's going on? We've got about 280,000 XRP traded across these exchanges in the past minute across these payment corridors of the planet. The MENA region here Middle East North North Africa. We've got Pacific Rim over here.
Uh we got some going over to Australia.
There's some going to Africa straight up, also South America, also to Mexico and Canada. They will start populating shortly if I left that up long enough.
Oh, man, I just got it from studio. Let me tell you. All right, let's go ahead and get through some of this article for not sharing my screen, of course. Let's get through some of this article. DTCC plans to bring tokenized assets to Stellar in latest Wall Street blockchain push. What's going on here?
The US market infrastructure The US market infrastructure giant targets connecting tokenizing tokenized stocks, ETFs, and treasuries to Stellar in the first half of 2027. Here it comes.
Yeah, we're sharing screen. We're good.
Okay.
Wall Street clearing giant What are you not seeing?
I think we're coming across just fine.
Are you not seeing me?
Oh, boy. Don't worry, Mrs. Lupe, you're fine. Let me get over. Apparently, we're having some technical difficulties here.
Let's see what's going on.
Uh, no, I think we're fine, studio. I don't know why you can't see what's going on. All right, Wall Street clearing giant DTCC said it plans to connect its tokenized securities platform to Stellar by 2027. What?
The move expands. Hold on a second.
Let's get over to Stellar's price and see if it did anything.
Yeah, it's coming on. I don't know why you're not seeing it, studio.
Uh, let's see.
Um, Stellar Stellar, Stellar, Stellar. 19 cents.
Stellar is up 33% on the 7-day. It is up 30% almost on the 24-hour.
Ha.
What?
Let me see. You're not seeing the share screen, you're saying. Hold on.
Uh let's get over to full screen. Let's get over to share screen. Let's tell share screen to make sure we display capture what we're supposed to.
Uh here, let's see.
Whoops.
Done. Hold on, guys.
We're going to get you, Kevin. Hold on.
Display capture.
Uh huh.
Hold on.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Hold on.
>> [snorts] >> We're going to get it. Hold on. For some reason, we are not Okay, we're good on full screen, right? We're good on full screen. Bear with us, guys.
On share screen, I believe we're good.
Um hold on.
Oh, screen share. Here we go.
Uh hold on.
Display capture. I believe that's what we should have.
Done. We should be good. We may not be able to share the screen with you guys.
Uh I don't know. Can you guys now You now you see me, but now we should see the main screen here.
It's not working. I'll leave you on me.
It is what it is. It happens when I shoot a video. And I Truth be known, here's what happens, guys. When I shoot a video like I did this morning, a long form, uh it disconnects with my Streamlabs cuz I have to.
And then when I reconnect it, it messes up. So, anyway, apologies. That's why you're going to end up having to see the full-scale tanker this morning.
Full and large, full scale. Yes, you should see me full screen right now.
Yeah, that's full screen. That's me, full screen.
Studio's having problems over here.
Okay, Midwest crypto Midwest is saying, "Well, XRP isn't DT C. They filed patents with XRP and XLM side by side. They're going to wait for XRP announcement for last. It's not just Agreed, brother, and it's not just XRP.
It's XLM. It's XRP. It's XDC cover settling through Corda R3 Corda. We have that coming up in our video that messed up our our share screen this morning, but that's fine.
Uh anyway, we're waiting on my buys missing opportunities. Don't worry.
We're not financial advisers.
Um yeah, we're on main screen, which is good. We're not financial advisers. You guys know that.
This is all for information education purposes only. You guys do your thing.
You do what you wish. I will go ahead and tell you that anybody who is not on top of, let's say, because right now the crypto market is running. You guys can easily pull up Coin Market Cap, Coin Gecko, crypto bubbles, whatever you like to use to track your crypto prices. Go ahead and pull up and pull it up right now on your own, man.
Go ahead and check out on another screen. Go ahead and check out 29% up on the day, almost 30% on XLM on the day.
Huge effing news. Let's go ahead and get into it. Depository Trust & Clearing Corporation, which is the DTCC, which nobody knew anything about until they got into crypto, including me, settles about $4 quadrillion a year in stocks, bonds, treasuries, blah Wall Street's clearing house said Wednesday it plans to connect its tokenized securities platform to the Stellar network, XLM, expanding a broader effort by Wall Street firms to move traditional finance, trad fi, assets into block onto blockchain rails.
Now, tokenized asset assets custody by DTCC could become available. By the way, here's a little trick you do when you're the powers that be. Any corporation or any entity you want the world to stay away from, you make it sound complicated and weird, including your abbreviation of it, which is supposed to make it sound sort of more simple uh more simple, and it makes it kind of sound even more complicated. That's what you do when we want people to stay away from this [ __ ] okay? That's a little trick you use. It's a psychology game, in case anybody ain't paying attention to the matrix. Let's go ahead and get this going and see what this lady's talking about. Hold on now, kids.
Let's get into it. Hold on. Come on.
Show me your stuff.
Why aren't you giving me the screen?
You can't share it.
But you can hear it.
If I can get my sound again. Come on.
Now, come on, guys. We got this thing.
Don't you worry. That's how you know the show is real.
That's how you know it's real.
No.
Ain't going to get it cuz we got no no battery left. It is what it is. I'll continue. The firm said the integration would support issue and settlement and lifecycle management of blockchain-based versions of of traditional securities.
They also plan to explore use cases uh use cases to tokenize highly liquid assets such as major indices and US derivatives and things like this. Uh and uh US Treasury debt instruments.
Interesting. XLM, the native token of Stellar, jumped 3% on the news.
[ __ ] It's up 30% on the day you're jagged. Though, that was only at that time. You know, CoinDesk is the the the not just CoinDesk, all of them, in my opinion, I have a right to say this. I think they flavor everything with a tone it down, this is nothing to see here, not a big deal, you wouldn't want to put any money into this one, kind of thing.
That's the [ __ ] they pull uh if you watch, and that's my opinion, and I have a right to it. I'm not a financial advisor either, by the way, uh in case I didn't make that clear. Tokenization, the process of representing traditional assets like stocks, bonds, and funds on blockchain, and other treasuries, and other things, real estate, etc., etc., maybe IP as well, intellectual property as well, has become one of Wall Street's hottest infrastructure bets.
Uh including bank executives say blockchain-based securities could reduce settlement delays, free up collateral, and allow markets to operate beyond standard trading hours. You effin think so? Let You know what that just said?
Here, let me rephrase that. Uh as one of the Wall Street becomes one of the highest infrastructure bets, uh crypto becomes one of the blockchain becomes one of the hottest infrastructure bets for Wall Street, including bank executives say this say that blockchain-based securities could reduce settlement delays. We just got wind of this today. Uh free up collateral. We think it might do that. We do We're just talking about this today in the boardroom. And allow markets to operate beyond settlement trading hours.
It's the rails they've been building for the last effin years. They're trying to make it sound like they just came up with this [ __ ] today. What the hell are you trying to kid? This is A BUNCH OF [ __ ] Come on now. Tanks cornered out. I'm going to have an episode in the episode again. Here he goes again. This guy's at it again. What a bunch of horse [ __ ] Let me go ahead and rephrase Let me go ahead and translate what that really said. When they said blockchain-based securities, blah, blah, horse [ __ ] beyond trading hours. What they just said is they're going to take that slow, clunky, freaking cargo plane with two smoke coming out of the two twin prop propellers, and chicken feathers flying around in the back, and the chicken cages and [ __ ] and turn that plane into a freaking UFO. That's what they just said they're doing. The push is accelerated across major financial firms and exchanges as regulators sing signal growing openness to unchained market structure. Nasdaq is developing infrastructure for blockchain-based shares with Kraken parent company Payward.
While Inter While Intercontinental Exchange to not to be confused with the uh you know, owner of the New York Stock Exchange is backing tokenized securities initiatives tied to crypto exchange OKX, just in case you didn't know. DTCC, which sits at the center of US market infrastructure and oversees oh more than 114 trillion dollars in assets, that must be per day or per month or something because it's like 4 quadrillion per year, has emerged as one of the key Hang on. Oversees mm they oversee I suppose they more settle. I don't think that's really accurate talk there CoinDesk, that's my opinion. I have a right to it. Has emerged as one of the key DTCC has emerged one of the key traditional finance finance players pushing into tokenization. The company announced earlier this month that it planned to begin limited production trades of tokenized assets in July ahead of a wider rollout coming out but in October, you heard Nadine Shikora talk about it.
That service follows a no-action letter, you heard her talk about that too, that came from the SEC that granted in September 2025 that said go AHEAD AND PLAY BALL, WE AIN'T GOING TO COME AFTER YOU NOW, CHILD, YOU GOOD TO GO. Somebody go fetch me my sweet tea now, child.
DTCC is tokenizing a defined set of assets including Russell 1000 stocks, ETFs, and US Treasuries. Hmm, think that might be something coming up here. The tie with the Stellar forms parts of DTCC's multi-chain strategy where tokenized assets can move across different blockchain networks instead of remaining tied into a single platform. Oh, thank you. I'm good good on the coffee. Thanks, studio. We're off on a roll here. This collaboration represents in quotes uh another step forward in DTCC's efforts to build an open interoperable digital financial uh digital infrastructure that bridges traditional and uh and digital markets says Frank LaSala you've seen that dude president and executive chief executive officer of the DTCC he's the CEO he's the chief emotional officer over at the DCCC now Nadine Shikhar DTCC's global head of digital assets we've seen many interviews with her said that the firm plans to connect multiple layer one and layer two networks coming up shortly here in [ __ ] quotes oh boy now look at why would you ever pay attention to this why do you ever care about this why do you ever think this is a big deal if you don't know first of all who the the DTCC actually is what they do how they're getting involved in crypto into blockchain why would you even care don't mean [ __ ] to you why would you you're just sitting there going what is that this episode you literally would sit there and go first of all the content in this episode is dumb why does you why do you think this means anything who cares DTCC who cares Depository Trust & Clearing Corporation who cares not a big deal only settling all the money behind the scenes everybody's money everybody's money basically anyway let's get back to somebody's comments well the DTCC parents with okay right on right on March says way to keep the show going tank right on thank you thank you did you sorry about the technical difficulty guys um Midwest dear have homework on metal and metallics no and no offense brother to cuz it just don't care about it that much and I'm not trying to be a jerk no I didn't and that's the thing and that's why people don't do the research in crypto cuz they just don't care about it and it's okay and I just don't care about metals that much quite frankly I'm all into crypto I care about metals to the extent that I know they're the real deal and I know I want to have money in them but as far as researching what metals are in the history and such etc Now, Metallicus, that could be a different not to be confused with the band Metallica, which we all love.
Uh hold near and dear. Huh?
Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying about Metallicus. I'm not going to I'm not poopoo By the way, Midwest, know that No, I didn't do my homework and I'm not making excuses. I'm telling you honestly, it's cuz my desire just isn't there and that's why I didn't do any research on it. Metallicus, I looked at it quickly and I have it here in front of me. Studio's helping me with it and I always thought that was interesting.
Metallicus, you never know.
You never know.
The band's freaking crazy.
They got a crazy guitarist.
I mean, their lead singer lives over here in Vail, Colorado.
Makes like 50 lb of honey a year.
Uh no, I'm kidding. Uh no, Metallicus, I joke because I'm trying to make fun because I didn't do homework on it and I feel like I should have somehow and I feel like cuz somehow I'm making excuses and I don't want to be that excuse guy.
But no, not a Metallicus dude.
We'll have to see.
Rock on. Light up the lighter.
Uh I bet Metallicus is going to kick ass and you know the metals always kick ass.
We know that. Uh got quite a bit into metals just so you know. Uh don't want you to confuse Midwest with what I'm trying to say here. Art Caffeine, welcome into the channel. I don't want you to be confused. I'm all on top of metals, buddy.
My brother.
Oh, yeah. Primarily gold and silver is what I like.
You're saying Metallicus. Studio is saying Metallicus as well. Studio's in agreeing with you.
Uh Metallicus. All right, we'll get over to Makethelka. Metallicus. Good morning, Art Caffeine. Welcome in, my brother.
Midwest, let's get over to some Metallica for you. Metallicus for you.
You've mentioned it enough and we've covered it live here on the show, but we'll do it again quickly for you.
I love it. I love that you're contributing and I love that you're throwing out metals and metallics and all this stuff. It's not really my gig, but I I love it. I love learning new.
Okay, metallics, you can't see cuz my share screen is not working, but I'm on their site right now. They've got products integrations company newsroom innovation stablecoin pilot ba ba ba ba uh interesting interesting stuff. We can explore their products.
They have XR X X P R network not to be confused with XRP. Well, what is this?
The whole dark Superman thing? This is like the whole opposite Superman thing. You got XPR network with this one. Metal pay metal API got some nice ones metal dollar metal blockchain metal uh X lending sounds like they're all their creations though. I don't know about this one. I don't know. We'll have to see.
You're loving it. I hear you. Here, let's go on and see what the white paper says. I'm metallics.
We'll give it some play metallics.
Oops.
Metallics.
>> [snorts] >> Interesting metallics.
Interesting play here.
Huh.
All right. Well, that does me no good.
Anyway, metallics looks very interesting.
Uh who knows what this one could be Midwest. I love that you throw it out in the comments.
Uh I can give you a little more on metallics here.
If we'd like.
>> [snorts] >> Uh metallics San Francisco based digital banking network. See what I mean? This is like the dark Superman thing.
This is like XRP like Ripple with the other side. Metallics San Francisco based digital banking network and blockchain infrastructure company that focuses on uh bridging digital financial institutions with web three. Sounds kind of like a copycat of Ripple and everything. It's kind of weird. Founded by Marshall Hayner. The company prior Who's that guy? Who's Marshall Hayner?
Hold on, we'll check him out in a second. Prioritizes The company prioritizes regulatory compliance BSA compliance to digital identity and private subnets to allow credit unions and banks to integrate That's right, this was the credit union play. Banks to integrate crypto services without moving assets out of their custody. Yeah, this is a big one. I think Metalicus is a big one. I'm not a financial advisor. This isn't financial advice. It's at about what? 16 cents or so, something like that. Where's Metalicus right now? Using XPR Network, a high-speed layer one blockchain token built for zero fee instant consumer payments and decentralized application interactions.
XMD, which is Metal Dollar, a reserved backed stablecoin index basket governed by the Metal DAO that aggregates other stablecoins like USDC, PYUSD, and USDp to distribute liquidity risk. Hmm. Metal Blockchain, the native layer zero token utilized for gas fees, staking, and powering consensus across custom private subnets. That's what the actual Metal Blockchain token is.
Or coin, as it were, in this case. It's running on its own chain. Banking ecosystem partnerships, Metalicus focuses heavily Remember, a token runs in someone else's chain and a coin yanks your chain. No, yanks runs on your own chain.
Metalicus don't yank your chain. Focuses heavily on US institutional integration through programs like the Metal Banking Innovation Program. Notable milestones include partnering with FedNow, that's no small potatoes, for real-time payment infrastructure and working alongside credit union organizations such as Vilera, Go West, Thank You Midwest, and the Cornerstone League to pioneer institutional backed digital assets.
That's a big play. I'm saying Metallicus is a big play, you're right. I'm saying you're right Midwest on Metallicus.
That's my opinion. Riro, welcome in.
Epox and I'm not a financial advisor.
You better not buy or sell anything because of what I say or do. Crypto is so damn risky, you could lose everything. Your socks, pants, shorts, glasses, and everything you got. So, read your best analysis for information and education purposes only. Boom.
Nails the legal disclaimer.
Monster only has stuff platforms can't be moved otherwise cold wallets. Yes, yes, yes.
And guys, please be concerned with keeping your crypto safe. Cold wallets are the way to go.
We have a little chatty chats going on.
Caleb and Brown, of course, is crucial to your cash out needs. We could talk more about that. Don't forget we're going to have a program coming up. I think it's going to be about July-ish.
We'll have [clears throat] Jim Mazzani from Caleb and Brown on the episode again for his second appearance on the channel.
Epox, epox, epox, epox. I don't know.
Says, "I have all my XRP and XLM in Robinhood. Is that on the dumb side of things?" Answer, not a financial advisor. Yes.
>> [laughter] >> Simple answer, huge freaking yes. Get that [ __ ] off immediately.
Please don't leave crypto your crypto on exchanges is what anybody who knows anything about crypto would tell you immediately. Nobody needs to be any type of a financial advisor to tell you the obviousness of this truth. Do not hold your crypto on exchanges if you know what's good for you would be wise. That's not too smart. You got to put that stuff on the cold storage epox, epoxy, epoxy.
It's your law.
Hey pop it your law. You put that stuff on cold, no?
Yeah, you put that stuff on cold dog.
No hack around with the crypto.
No epoxy, you put this stuff on cold storage.
Immediately.
I'm not a financial advisor. Anyway, Mark Cuban is agreeing. Yeah, Robinhood yeah. Two Lupe chiming in on Robinhood. Hey, look at I'm not a financial advisor. I have my a right to my opinion. Do I still have Robinhood and use it? Yeah, I got some [ __ ] crap on Robinhood. I'M SPREAD ALL OVER CREATION. I use them all.
Gemini, Kraken, Robinhood, fam. It's blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Coinbase I use them. [ __ ] off. I got freaking seven cold wallets that I use. What the hell else do you use?
Caleb and Brown. I spread it across and learned all of it and used all of it and I love it and I'm a crypto freak. And if you want to know anything about crypto, come to our channel and learn. Go to our videos on me laying out how to use decent wallet and so on and so forth.
Uh ledger wallets and things. My goodness gracious, please. Crypto cold wallet keeps your crypto isolated cold, not hot, off the internet. So, it ain't connected on the internet. So, the best freaking hacker in the world can't touch your [ __ ] Don't matter how good they are or how many hacking attempts or blasting attempts or whatever you call it how they just blasted like 9 million of them transactions at once and it cracks your wallet cracks it open. It can't do any of that [ __ ] Please wake up. Please see.
Please see the truth. I'm here to help.
I'm here to help.
Um eventually this channel is finally going to pay me something. Uh we do this and get paid horse crap and I put in so many hours a week. It's freaking crazy.
It's absolutely a full-time job. Once we get a full run, maybe I'll finally get paid for doing this crap. For helping people out, giving you all the heads up on crypto cuz obviously I don't need to be doing this crap. Every single day I am on here as a beacon of light, a beacon of hope for the world with a big old smile on my face knowing the truth that we're about to be rich, all of us, pretty soon from crypto.
And some folks are just starting to see the truth of crypto going, "Wait, that [ __ ] is actually a thing? That crypto funny money stuff is actually Wait, they're really doing that stuff? Oh, it's bigger than the internet? Really?
And like, when the internet stocks jumped and I could have made all that money in the internet This stuff's even bigger than that?" Yes.
Holy [ __ ] the world's going to miss the crypto. Not you guys, not the people on my channel. You know I love you. Crypto is only Not everybody's meant to travel the Oregon Trail and to be heavily into crypto each day. Some people want to dabble a little bit. Some people don't know about it. Some people want to know nothing about it. Some people think it's a scam. I don't give two shits. Who cares? Everybody does what they do. The bottom line is on this channel, we know where it's at concerning crypto. This shit's all about to go to the moon and anybody paying attention, of course, not financial advisors, is about to be richer than crap if you understand the cash out phase. I try to help you with that with Caitlin Brown.
But know that we're going to tune out.
No, I'm not a financial advisor. This is for informational, educational purposes only. You don't buy or sell anything because of what I say or do on this channel. That would be foolhardy because I'm a talking head. You must consult your registered investment advisor before you make any financial decisions.
That's that knucklehead that comes sits down here to get your table every Sunday morning, talk to you about your crappy 401k that ain't been doing [ __ ] the past years.
Should have some money in crypto maybe is a thought. Oh, huh?
Yeah, that's after the doctor leaves with his doctor bag at your bedside with the freaking alligator leather black all roughed up satchel and he jumps out of his horse and rides off dirty into the sunset and off the the dirt road.
Holy [ __ ] please wake up in crypto and have some fun to THE BULL RUN, SON.
[screaming] WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS THING.
>> HEY.
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