WHAT ARE WE DOING??

Added: 2026-06-03

[00:00:09]Join the Discord. Well, I'll be joining Discord when we can talk on Marvel Rivals game chat where they don't ban you for saying anything.

[00:00:15]>> I agree.

[00:00:16]>> See, he agrees. Anyone else?

[00:00:18]>> Speak up, bro. Why is nobody else speaking up? I see this dude next to me, man. Speak up. Pink angry.

[00:00:22]>> What are you going to do if he doesn't?

[00:00:24]>> Probably find him, rip his hole open, put something in it.

[00:00:26]>> Why is everyone I talk to they always like doing that freaky stuff?

[00:00:29]>> I think being freaky has been like kind of normalized now, and I think we either adapt to this lifestyle or get lost in it.

[00:00:34]>> Do you know what happens if you don't adapt?

[00:00:36]>> I think it's jail time, actually. Or a >> Do you bought those back?

[00:00:39]>> I think they're only in California right now.

[00:00:40]>> How about California? What are you guys even doing in California? What's California even about?

[00:00:45]>> I have a faint clue. Not exactly sure what it's for.

[00:00:47]>> Are you watching Marvel Rivals?

[00:00:48]>> That was my text tone, bro. It cost me $1.29.

[00:00:51]>> You paid for a ringtone?

[00:00:52]>> I did, bro. I did.

[00:00:53]>> They're free on Google.

[00:00:54]>> I have an iPhone, so that's isn't possible.

[00:00:56]>> It literally is, bro.

[00:00:57]>> Really?

[00:00:58]>> Yeah. You just download it online. You put it in GarageBand, you can put it on your phone.

[00:01:01]>> I guess I just got scammed out of $1.29 then, but >> Hey, you know what? We need people like you to be able to eat. The homeless. We need to like help those scammers out.

[00:01:08]Like imagine like not having a home.

[00:01:10]Isn't that crazy? Let's like buy a home, you know?

[00:01:12]>> Honestly, I agree. Imagine how many people are just sitting doing nothing.

[00:01:15]They're not playing Marvel Rivals.

[00:01:16]>> They have no soap in their hands. Like, what the [ __ ] are you even doing?

[00:01:20]>> Yeah, yeah.

[00:01:22]What do you do if your wife calls you for help with bags while you're in a Marvel Rivals game?

[00:01:26]>> You tell that void to know her place in society and to bring it in herself unless she wants to get tonight.

[00:01:32]You know what?

[00:01:34]>> I like the way you think, man.

[00:01:35]>> Clavicular taught me how to think like that. Him and Andrew Tate. So, I mog voids and moits, and I only live for myself.

[00:01:41]>> You know what? I actually think Abe Lincoln started that movement.

[00:01:43]>> The guy that like freed the slaves?

[00:01:45]Yeah, I heard slavery was kind of bad. I don't know about you.

[00:01:47]>> Playboy Carti, you heard of?

[00:01:48]>> Yeah, I love his songs. You heard that one where it's like 1738?

[00:01:53]>> Bro, that's about 6ix9ine. What are you talking about?

[00:01:55]>> 6ix7even?

[00:01:57]>> What if 6ix9ine predicted 6'7"? What about the guy who also makes 6'7" but 7'8'9"? You know what I'm saying?

[00:02:03]>> Oh, like 6 foot, 7 foot, 8 foot. Right, you know, like that song? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:02:08]I remember when I was in fourth grade, I had a guy on my bus. He was a high schooler and he choked me out and I never told anyone. I don't know if I liked it or not.

[00:02:16]>> That's fine. I'm glad you were able to feel comfortable enough to share that with me. Takes a certain type of man to do that in this generation.

[00:02:21]>> I took it like a champ, too. He choked me out and everything.

[00:02:23]>> want to let you know, bro.

[00:02:26]You matter.

[00:02:28]And if you have thoughts about doing things to yourself, man, things that would not allow you to be here with me right now, don't do it.

[00:02:43]>> [music] >> I saw Sydney Sweeney's in Euphoria. Did you see that?

[00:02:50]>> I know, but I wish I did.

[00:02:51]>> They're like Godzilla on the screen.

[00:02:53]It's pretty [ __ ] nice.

[00:02:55]>> Thanks for the boost.

[00:02:56]>> Big win.

[00:02:58]>> But the game's over.

[00:03:02]Hey, what's up, fellas? Do we got mics in this game?

[00:03:05]>> Yeah, we do. We're in front of the house.

[00:03:06]>> Oh my god, third person. God, do you do that everywhere?

[00:03:09]>> Yeah, you know, God and I ask myself.

[00:03:11]>> born in 2009?

[00:03:13]Break one.

[00:03:14]>> I think that's a yes.

[00:03:15]>> Oh, I said yes. My mic sometimes be cutting out.

[00:03:17]>> That's crazy.

[00:03:18]>> This is a kid. What the heck?

[00:03:19]>> Did you hit puberty when you were three?

[00:03:20]Why do you have a deeper voice than me?

[00:03:23]>> What?

[00:03:23]>> What do you mean, what?

[00:03:24]>> I didn't what?

[00:03:25]>> Raw silence. What are you talking about?

[00:03:27]>> Did you not hear what I just said?

[00:03:28]>> Are you going crazy or what?

[00:03:28]>> I'm on another call, so it's hard for me to hear.

[00:03:31]>> It's fine, Rick Juan. Just ignore what I said.

[00:03:33]>> This name or he really likes talking.

[00:03:34]>> Who is this guy?

[00:03:35]>> Why are you talking to me?

[00:03:36]>> No problem.

[00:03:37]>> Don't talk to me right now.

[00:03:38]>> Jumberwalk? What the hell does that even mean?

[00:03:40]>> Woah, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

[00:03:42]>> What does L X Z Y Y mean? Did you misspell lazy?

[00:03:45]>> What is Jumberwalk?

[00:03:47]>> That's my name in real life, okay?

[00:03:48]>> The hell is it? What's the reference?

[00:03:50]>> My name is Jumberwalk, bro. I go by the Walk.

[00:03:52]>> What's >> a stupid ass name?

[00:03:53]>> I think your voice sucks.

[00:03:55]>> What the [ __ ] >> Yo, guys, why we voicing name here?

[00:03:57]>> Raekwon, shut the [ __ ] up and say what >> this, bro? Bro, shut up.

[00:04:00]>> What is going on?

[00:04:01]>> [screaming] >> If someone's keeping me up, hold the [ __ ] on.

[00:04:10]>> Who's that healer?

[00:04:11]>> White Fox, you deserve something.

[00:04:14]>> Yeah?

[00:04:14]>> You You >> It like what All right.

[00:04:15]>> I deserve what?

[00:04:16]>> The crack. Girl alert.

[00:04:18]>> Okay, chuds.

[00:04:19]>> What's [ __ ] guys?

[00:04:21]>> See, I was about to say some Are you [ __ ] kidding me? Do I see that voice in you? [ __ ] off, no.

[00:04:28]>> Yo, Lexi, what the [ __ ] you doing here?

[00:04:31]>> Yo, report Lexi for >> I'm having a bad PC, bro.

[00:04:34]>> Dude, my game just crashed. That's not my fault. [ __ ] Marvel Rivals.

[00:04:37]>> Oh, oh, dang. That's kind of ass.

[00:04:39]>> This game literally crashed on me. I've never crashed in this game before.

[00:04:42]That's my first time.

[00:04:45]That's a big play.

[00:04:52]Guys, you're so welcome. I just saved this game for you, boys. You're welcome, boys.

[00:04:55]>> Thank Daddy Raekwon. One, two, three.

[00:04:58]>> You're a sophomore high school and you want us to call you Daddy, us grown men?

[00:05:02]>> Yes, yes, I do.

[00:05:03]>> Yeah, kill him, bro.

[00:05:04]>> I want to [ __ ] die, Jumbo Walk.

[00:05:05]>> Somebody smite this mother Air strike this guy.

[00:05:08]>> I will smite I will smite you.

[00:05:09]>> You'll know.

[00:05:10]>> If we win, can I get your Instagram or Discord or >> Oh, this guy's deprived. What the [ __ ] is your name? Noah? Noah Ark?

[00:05:17]>> Oh, Noah Ark.

[00:05:19]>> Yeah, you're so smart.

[00:05:21]>> Really?

[00:05:21]>> Yeah, you are.

[00:05:22]>> Wait, wait, wait. Am I smart?

[00:05:23]>> Yeah, you're smart, too.

[00:05:25]>> Yes.

[00:05:25]>> You just add this guy in Discord and give him what he wants cuz this guy is like Somebody help this guy out.

[00:05:29]>> That's what I'm saying.

[00:05:30]>> I'm starving. What the heck?

[00:05:32]>> It's a Jumbo Walk.

[00:05:33]>> How's life going for you? Life going good?

[00:05:35]>> What is Uncle talking about right now?

[00:05:36]>> What is Uncle talking about?

[00:05:38]>> Laugh at your own jokes. That's funny, huh?

[00:05:40]>> Go around here. I'm going to take the scenic route.

[00:05:48]>> Yeah, bro.

[00:05:48]>> Yo, please stop dying. Please, we actually need your heals.

[00:05:51]>> Kill the [ __ ] Cyclops then.

[00:05:53]>> [ __ ] I won't add it. Go to Discord and go to add each other. [ __ ] you won't do that. [ __ ] [laughter] I won't [ __ ] you won't do that, guys.

[00:05:59][ __ ] you won't do that.

[00:06:00]>> What are you talking about?

[00:06:01]>> What was I going to talk about right now? So, what are you doing college, man? What are you studying, man?

[00:06:04]>> Digital art.

[00:06:04]>> Bro, AI is going to [ __ ] you in the on that job.

[00:06:07]>> what? You don't know me, uncle. You don't know me, man.

[00:06:10]>> Can you guys kill the Cyclops, please?

[00:06:12]>> Where the [ __ ] is she? Do you see her?

[00:06:13]Can you [ __ ] ping her?

[00:06:15]>> Yeah, I've never seen her in the game at all, bro. I don't know where she is.

[00:06:17]>> She's in the back line and you guys don't turn around.

[00:06:21]>> Bro, get her yourself, please. We're busy.

[00:06:25]>> I ain't mad.

[00:06:26]>> Guys, just don't worry. I'm here, all right?

[00:06:29]I hate this [ __ ] game and I hate all of you. I hate all of you so much.

[00:06:32]Everyone I hate you.

[00:06:33]>> No, can I get your Instagram now, please? Please? No, please.

[00:06:36]>> I'm a lesbian in a relationship.

[00:06:38]>> Woah, woah, woah.

[00:06:44]>> [screaming] >> What the [ __ ] is Groot doing? He's just eating.

[00:06:54]Oh, okay, cool. I love this game. This is a fun game.

[00:06:58]Here you go, fellas. Go ahead, guys.

[00:06:59]You're welcome. You're welcome. Enjoy it. This is your character.

[00:07:03]>> Okay, guys. Let's do this. Let's go for the win. Please don't quit.

[00:07:06]>> Hey, what's up, man? Doing good?

[00:07:08]>> Yeah, everything fine. It's just that I come from two games where we were playing normally and suddenly a person leaves.

[00:07:14]>> Makes you feel any better, Black Cat is a terrible character, but I'm really happy with her design.

[00:07:20]>> I mean, he can't be bald.

[00:07:22]>> Wait, Black Cat's a E?

[00:07:23]>> I don't know. That's something to be studied.

[00:07:25]>> We have to study it, too? What do you guys think? Hmm.

[00:07:29]Hmm. Yeah, I think I see what you're talking about here. I don't think that was even in the comics. This is hidden knowledge you come up with.

[00:07:36]How was your day, man? Your day good?

[00:07:38]>> Yeah, I have been studying a little bit because I got the exams.

[00:07:41]>> What are you studying? What are you doing?

[00:07:43]>> I'm studying pharmacy.

[00:07:44]>> Oh [ __ ] You're like a professional drug dealer.

[00:07:47]>> Something like that.

[00:07:48]>> Oh dude, I bet all the chicks are all on you, huh?

[00:07:50]>> Nope, because I'm really socially awkward.

[00:07:53]>> Bro, how can you say that when you're talking to me right now? You got it all down.

[00:07:57]>> It's another type of awkwardness. It's more like I do some really weird stuff sometimes, so people get awkward around me.

[00:08:07]>> Wait, we're all a little weird, right?

[00:08:09]The point is that you can flex that you're a pharmacy tech and you know your [ __ ] >> If you say so.

[00:08:13]>> You already got game, dude. You already got something to talk about. When you go up to the hoes, you can be like, "Hey, you met a drug dealer before?" That's a cold one. You hear that? Give them like on their toes a bit like, "What? You're a drug dealer? Oh, get away from me, bum." And then you're like, "Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm a pharmacy tech."

[00:08:27]See? You see what I'm saying? You see what I'm putting down here?

[00:08:29]>> I like it. I like it. I'm going to use it next time. You should. You should do it, I really believe in you.

[00:08:36]>> Are you okay if I go Mr. Fantastic here?

[00:08:39]>> What would a pharmacy tech do?

[00:08:41]>> There's a lot of things that a pharmacy tech can do. The obvious one is run a drug store.

[00:08:47]>> I remember what would a What would a pharmacy tech choose? No, you're good, man. You're good. Since you're a pharmacy tech, you got a favorite drug you like to consume?

[00:08:55]Oh, I didn't I didn't mean to press you.

[00:08:57]>> It's based on what you're looking for.

[00:08:59]If you're looking more to a happy mood, something like cocaine.

[00:09:03]>> Oh, you do cocaine?

[00:09:04]>> No.

[00:09:04]>> Oh, no. What's cocaine used for? Like what's like the medical >> It's used like a tranquilizer, but >> Oh, y'all actually use cocaine? That's like an actual thing?

[00:09:13]>> Yeah, it can be used medically.

[00:09:14]>> Have you used cocaine before? Do you know what it feels like?

[00:09:17]>> Nope, I haven't had the opportunity. I mean, I can get you some if you want to buy, but >> Yeah, yeah. What's your address? Tell me your address and uh >> If you can come to class >> No, no, no, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, DON'T TELL ME YOUR ADDRESS. I'M JUST KIDDING. I'm just kidding. Don't tell me your address. Don't tell me your address. You know, it's good to talk to you, man. I wish you the best in your pharmacy world, man.

[00:09:33]>> Thanks, bro. Thanks.

[00:09:34]>> I popped all of off in the beginning of the second round like a [ __ ] [ __ ] >> [laughter] [music] [music and singing]