Someone Stole 12 Tons Of KitKat Bars And I Support It

Added: 2026-05-30

[00:00:00]12 tons of KitKat bars stolen in a chocolaty heist in Europe. Nestle says, "Can you believe they stole 12 tons of KitKat bars?" Give me a brief moment to absorb that information. So, these thieves stole an entire truck full of KitKats on its way from the factory.

[00:00:16]413,793 units to be exact, which you might be like, what do you even do with all that chocolate? But see, one of the thieves is going through a breakup. So, it's got, you know, he's got sad. A spokesperson for Kit Kat said, quote, "We've always encouraged people to have a break with KitKat, but it seems thieves have taken the message too literally and made a break with more than 12 tons of our chocolate." Oh man, you just know that spokesperson was so jazzed about being able to finally make that word play. You got to seize those opportunities when they arise. I'm so proud of you. But other than eating so many Kit Kats that you have to lay still for several days with a stretched out stomach like a boa constrictor that just ate a full cow. What do you actually do with that much stolen chocolate? Is it like money where you need to launder it first so it becomes untraceable?

[00:01:03]You got the cash? No. No, I don't. What the hell are you even doing here? I got something uh a little more tasty. What do you think about that? Is it clean? Is it clean? Is it part of the 12tonon stash? They can track that. You know, if you've known me for 20 years, you really think I'd come to your doorstep with hot chocolate?

[00:01:24]Hot chocolate sounds lovely. It does, doesn't it? Should we go get some? Yeah, let's be bad. Let's go get some hot chocolate.