The Peter & Bec Podcast ep 198

追加: 2026-05-09

[00:00:04]What's with all the Skippy noises?

[00:00:06]>> Just because we're back in Australia.

[00:00:08]>> What do you mean?

[00:00:11]>> Never watched Skippy the movie. Uh the series.

[00:00:14]>> I know it's a kangaroo, but no, I didn't watch it.

[00:00:17]>> Well, that's how Skippy used to talk.

[00:00:19]>> Oh, >> in the show.

[00:00:22]>> I think it was before my time.

[00:00:26]>> Oh, yeah. I was thinking even Oh, I'm not sure.

[00:00:32]Can't remember.

[00:00:34]I was such a lady.

[00:00:35]>> What?

[00:00:36]>> I saw the mini burp.

[00:00:38]>> I never claimed to be a lady.

[00:00:41]>> Oh, didn't you?

[00:00:42]>> No.

[00:00:43]>> Oh, so you're one of those they them people.

[00:00:45]>> No, I'm just not very ladylike.

[00:00:48]Never claimed this.

[00:00:52]>> Not a ladylike.

[00:00:53]>> No.

[00:00:55]with my scruffy hair and my ug boots.

[00:00:58]Not very posh.

[00:00:59]>> Posh blood hoodie.

[00:01:01]>> At least you're not on my Hasselblad hoodie.

[00:01:04]>> Cold.

[00:01:08]>> So stylish.

[00:01:09]>> What?

[00:01:10]>> How did you get cat fluff on the microphone?

[00:01:14]>> I don't know.

[00:01:15]>> Have you been taking it home?

[00:01:17]>> No.

[00:01:18]>> You sure now? You haven't been making your own Only Fans again, have you?

[00:01:23]>> My >> What are you doing? getting my >> She's gone walkabout. I don't know what she's on today.

[00:01:32]Anyway, we survived >> Fiji just there is >> I I know I the like the island should be amazing but it wasn't.

[00:01:49]>> I got scared. We were stranded at one point.

[00:01:53]>> We mean stranded. Well, cuz the internet went out and my phone didn't have any reception either. I thought we were stranded.

[00:02:01]>> We're not stranded if there's no internet.

[00:02:04]>> Yeah, we are.

[00:02:06]>> No, we're not.

[00:02:07]>> But there wasn't any reception on my phone either.

[00:02:10]>> So, I was stranded.

[00:02:13]So, my life flashing before my eyes.

[00:02:16]Thought >> I was going to have to eat crappy food for the rest of my life.

[00:02:19]>> Oh, yes. It was like >> cardboard.

[00:02:24]No, it's just real bad. It's like it's most likely still they're doing the menu from when it was a backpacker.

[00:02:32]>> Didn't you say it used to be backpacking island?

[00:02:35]>> Yeah, but I think they got the same chef.

[00:02:38]>> Are you sure?

[00:02:38]>> It was pretty shitty food. Like really?

[00:02:42]>> I got sad we didn't get baked beans in the last two breakfasts.

[00:02:45]>> Well, so you're looking forward to canned baked beans. This is the best I can do. Canned baked beans. I love baked beans. Actually, I should buy some for get some nice white bread and some baked beans.

[00:02:57]>> Yum.

[00:02:59]>> No, I want to give him a really bad review. Even though the people are nice, but they're not the owner of the island of the problem.

[00:03:04]>> Yeah. Not the workers.

[00:03:06]>> Not the workers, but you you can see how like I felt there's too many workers.

[00:03:14]>> Did you?

[00:03:14]>> Like Yeah. Just too many people around.

[00:03:16]They didn't seem to be doing much.

[00:03:18]>> They had really good memories. And then when you went to the bar, there was nobody.

[00:03:23]>> There was a couple of times I went to the bar and there was just nobody at the bar.

[00:03:26]>> I didn't have that problem.

[00:03:28]>> Oh, maybe I didn't. I wasn't wearing a bikini. Maybe I need to wear a bikini.

[00:03:33]>> Wear the borat man.

[00:03:35]>> Borat man keiny.

[00:03:37]>> No, I just Yeah, there's a lot very much upsell.

[00:03:42]The turtle experience is sort of pretty much sums up the place.

[00:03:46]>> We didn't do that.

[00:03:47]>> I know. But when we were checking out, I noticed the TV screen, and they didn't lie. Everything they showed on the screen was true, but they only showed little bits this big, so you couldn't tell. It was just this cyclone fence around a concrete.

[00:04:04]Two little concrete waiting pools. A >> cyclone fence.

[00:04:08]>> Yeah, cyclone fence. That's what they're called.

[00:04:10]>> What do you mean?

[00:04:11]>> That fence that was around it.

[00:04:13]>> Oh, I didn't know they were called that.

[00:04:14]>> Yes, they're called cyclone fences.

[00:04:17]wind can blow through it.

[00:04:20]>> Oh, you learn something every day.

[00:04:24]>> Yes.

[00:04:26]>> Yeah. The whole and the whole thing of there was definitely trying to upsell you the whole time.

[00:04:31]>> What are you doing today? Do you want a massage? You want >> like every single day I got approached about, oh, we can go out to this island and we can do some hand line fishing.

[00:04:43]So, >> you're asking me to go handline fishing?

[00:04:47]>> What's hand line fishing?

[00:04:49]>> It's when you got a little drum with some line on it and a hook and a sinker and you throw it.

[00:04:54]>> Ah, >> yeah.

[00:04:55]>> Not with a rod.

[00:04:56]>> No, no rod.

[00:04:57]>> Oh, interesting.

[00:04:59]>> Interesting.

[00:05:00]>> Not for me.

[00:05:02]>> Not for me either.

[00:05:05]And just little things like the the beach isn't that very big, but it still there's rubbish always on it. I don't know if that was from the construction.

[00:05:14]>> No, but it's around the other side.

[00:05:17]>> But anyway, there's a lot of rubbish laying around, wasn't there?

[00:05:22]>> Maybe >> like there's an ironing board next to one of the things. Really? Yes. There's lots of >> Everything was dodgy built. Like none of the none of the timber joins joined properly. They were all like >> Oh, I didn't notice that.

[00:05:34]>> I think they cut them with teeth or cut they ate their way through to make their joins. Well, even cables like from the air conditioning, two different tubby cables and they're sagging and half fallen off the wall which should have gone just straight out so I' not run along a wall and held together with >> that in your room.

[00:05:55]>> Yeah, >> even in there was so many places I saw things just held like door trims held on by cable ties.

[00:06:05]>> I didn't have my glasses on for a lot of the time, so that's probably why I didn't see all of this.

[00:06:11]And the showers were absolutely revolting.

[00:06:13]>> I think it was just the water pressure varied.

[00:06:17]>> Probably because >> from none to a drip.

[00:06:21]>> Like there was one time I turned on my tap and it like came like all out at me and then other times I turn it on and it would just like dribble. I think it just water pressure buried.

[00:06:32]This is why I don't think I ever go cruising. So once you're on board, you're stuck.

[00:06:38]>> Floating retirement home.

[00:06:40]>> Yeah. Is that what they call them?

[00:06:42]>> Yes.

[00:06:43]>> Well, that's what some guy called it on TikTok when he went on the 9month cruise. He didn't go on for the whole 9 months, though. Imagine that. 9 months on a cruise.

[00:06:53]>> Yeah. No, it could.

[00:06:54]>> Like you can get off.

[00:06:56]>> That's so long. It was really expensive as well. But then I think someone did the math on it and like if if you're going for 9 months like you could like they did math of like how much 9 months rent would be >> and then kind of worked out cheaper.

[00:07:12]>> Cheaper.

[00:07:14]>> So why aren't homeless living on cruises?

[00:07:17]>> Well, because they don't have any money to start with.

[00:07:20]>> No, but they have to have money to pay for their 9 months rent.

[00:07:24]>> What if they're homeless?

[00:07:26]Well, the people that are about So, all the people that can't get a house in Australia, >> we could put we could put them on cruises.

[00:07:32]>> They can just go on cruises for the rest of their life.

[00:07:36]>> I want to go on a cruise.

[00:07:39]>> Not interested.

[00:07:41]>> That's fine. You don't have to come.

[00:07:43]I did like the boat ride back a lot more than I liked the boat ride over there.

[00:07:47]>> Oh, because it was glass water. Like, there was hardly even anything. It was a much bigger slow boat.

[00:07:53]>> Was nice. But but >> yeah, it was nice.

[00:07:57]>> No, >> a fast boat was scary.

[00:08:00]>> Wasn't scary at all. It wasn't that fast.

[00:08:02]>> We were flying in the air.

[00:08:04]>> We weren't flying.

[00:08:05]>> We were >> Sorry. I know lots about boats. We were nowhere near flying.

[00:08:10]>> We were We were airborne.

[00:08:12]>> Then she points out when we get back to mainland, "Oh, that's a boat we're on."

[00:08:16]No, it's not. Yes, it is. It's the same size. As I looked in the there was no way known it was the same >> tiny little dingy.

[00:08:26]>> Tiny little dingy. That >> was scary. But I still I'm I'm back to liking boats now after that boat ride back to mainland.

[00:08:34]>> You haven't even been on rough water.

[00:08:37]>> I don't want to.

[00:08:39]>> Well, if you're going to have a yacht, you're going to be on rough water.

[00:08:42]>> No. What if I just go out when it's not?

[00:08:45]>> So, you're just going to have the yacht sitting empty?

[00:08:48]You're not going to live on it.

[00:08:49]>> Why would I live on it?

[00:08:52]>> Have you seen the size?

[00:08:55]>> Yeah. Like I I want one of the big super ones with like a pool.

[00:08:59]>> So it's like a thousand times better than your house. Why would I live on it?

[00:09:07]>> Like the kitchen in those things is bigger than your whole house.

[00:09:11]>> Maybe I will live.

[00:09:12]>> And you'll have your dual vanities.

[00:09:14]>> Maybe I will live. In fact, you Jared can even have his own bathroom.

[00:09:18]>> Be nice.

[00:09:21]>> No, like it wouldn't be that bad if it was cuz it's big. So, >> it moves much slower and bigger.

[00:09:32]>> But it doesn't get airborne like the little boat did.

[00:09:34]>> That didn't get airborne.

[00:09:37]>> The So, you'd know if that got airborne. Um, no. If it got airborne, you would have flown off the seat.

[00:09:46]>> I nearly did.

[00:09:47]>> No, you didn't. It was not even close.

[00:09:52]>> I wish I had my old boat.

[00:09:53]>> I was scared.

[00:09:54]>> You wouldn't last 10 seconds in that.

[00:09:58]>> Yeah. No way I'd be getting I wouldn't trust you. You'd go >> I'm not going to damage my boats. I'm not going to crash it. I just But don't just >> go faster.

[00:10:07]>> Yeah. Always go faster. It was either flat out or nothing.

[00:10:11]It's a jet boat.

[00:10:13]>> Jet boat.

[00:10:15]Jared's parents used to have a boat with and they had their house up on the water and um they had one of those donut thingies >> behind it and Jared's dad would always go really fast and he'd like purposely like >> fling shot. Yeah.

[00:10:32]>> I got I got flung off.

[00:10:36]>> You went on it, did you? I couldn't see you doing that.

[00:10:40]I could not see you doing that.

[00:10:41]>> I did. I was adventurous.

[00:10:44]>> First and only time.

[00:10:46]>> You didn't go on it again. No.

[00:10:47]>> Yeah.

[00:10:49]>> Much more a sit on the sidelines and observe kind of person, >> supervise.

[00:10:55]>> Yeah. So, a jetbo is pretty much flat chat and you could just turn it full lock. Bang. And it would just turn straight away.

[00:11:04]I threw Shri overboard once.

[00:11:06]>> Oh my gosh.

[00:11:06]>> I had lens SL. The tree was sliding around in the floor for a bit cuz I kept going bang bang bang and she came off the seat and she >> Why does this not surprise me?

[00:11:18]>> The best thing in the world is it had instant reverse.

[00:11:22]>> What's that?

[00:11:23]>> We could just go straight into reverse from full speed.

[00:11:26]>> So you don't actually change the power of the boat. You just throw it into reverse.

[00:11:31]>> Mhm.

[00:11:33]>> Like what they do with planes?

[00:11:35]>> Planes can't reverse. Yes, I can.

[00:11:37]>> That's why the car comes and pushes you out.

[00:11:40]>> No, that's little.

[00:11:43]So, >> I swear. I swear.

[00:11:44]>> So, you know, when you land, do you hear the noise? The motors just go really loud.

[00:11:49]>> I think so.

[00:11:49]>> I don't know. Don't take much notice of that.

[00:11:53]>> I've got headphones in.

[00:11:55]>> Yeah. When those you'll see the engine covers come back and throw it in reverse. So, instead of the jet going this way, the jet throws forward.

[00:12:05]>> I swear. And that's the brakes. That's what breaks you down really quick.

[00:12:10]>> Edimocating you so much these days.

[00:12:13]>> I swear I heard that planes can't reverse.

[00:12:16]>> No, they can't push.

[00:12:18]>> They throw their motors in reverse.

[00:12:21]>> Oh, >> they don't have motors on the wheels.

[00:12:26]>> I think some do. I don't know. Could be wrong. Don't judge me. But with a jet boat, you're basically driving along.

[00:12:33]You just grab the thing, go crunch to reverse, >> but still leave it in the full speed.

[00:12:39]>> Oh.

[00:12:39]>> And what it does, it drops a thing over the jet and sprays the water forward.

[00:12:44]But the big problem with that is the boat just goes.

[00:12:47]>> So sink.

[00:12:48]>> No, the nose goes under. So So and then it comes back out and you're literally completely soaked.

[00:12:55]>> No, thank you.

[00:12:56]>> This be good fun with people who've never been on there.

[00:13:00]>> No, I'll say great indoors. Thank you.

[00:13:03]It was a wave jumping jetboat. So it like the billagege pump was massive.

[00:13:08]Well, it actually came through the jet system. So basically you filled the boat within 15 20 seconds it would be empty again.

[00:13:17]It wouldn't flip. Well, you could flip it, but it was self-right.

[00:13:21]>> So it all didn't matter what it you go through waves. If it flipped you, you can still kill yourself in it.

[00:13:28]>> No thank you.

[00:13:30]>> No thank you.

[00:13:31]>> No thanks. This is why I like staying indoors.

[00:13:34]>> Well, I didn't never did it.

[00:13:35]>> Well, it's good.

[00:13:38]>> That's good.

[00:13:38]>> It's good.

[00:13:42]>> Cool.

[00:13:42]>> We survived and I think we got some nice shots.

[00:13:47]>> I'm still on our first session of shooting.

[00:13:53]Haven't got any further.

[00:13:54]>> When I was going through photos that we took, I was liking a lot of them.

[00:13:57]>> You were liking them where you >> Yeah.

[00:14:00]>> That's good. I'm happy with it what we got. Was a shame about the overcast. We couldn't get some of the sunsety shots that we wanted, but you didn't want I didn't want sunset shots.

[00:14:12]>> That harsh light.

[00:14:14]>> That's not sunset.

[00:14:15]>> It was like the harsh cross light was like sunset.

[00:14:18]There was something we wanted that needed full sun as well. And then of course the day we're leaving we get full sun.

[00:14:25]>> Yeah. You didn't plan it very well, did you? I can't plan mother I can't plan mother nature. I wish I could. It' >> be very handy.

[00:14:35]>> What need you like?

[00:14:38]>> What?

[00:14:39]>> The annoying thing about shooting outdoors.

[00:14:43]Weather.

[00:14:44]>> Weather.

[00:14:47]>> I quite like it. Some of the shittiest days I had great photos.

[00:14:53]>> Like what?

[00:14:54]>> Like what?

[00:14:55]>> Yeah. That shoot I did with Tish Sandy Point blowing a gale went from full sun to full shade to full sun to full shade.

[00:15:08]>> Why was it there? That was before back.

[00:15:11]>> Yeah, you wouldn't have coped. You would have gone back to your car.

[00:15:15]>> No, you would have you would not have coped because the sand down there so fine. When that wind blows, it's like someone throwing needles on your legs.

[00:15:23]>> That place just reminds me of March flow.

[00:15:26]Sorry. Excuse me. I'm not being rude.

[00:15:29]>> You're being so rude.

[00:15:30]>> I'm not being rude.

[00:15:31]>> You're making out like it's 10:00 at night. You've done like a burp and three yawns.

[00:15:38]>> I haven't done three ys.

[00:15:41]>> That was one.

[00:15:42]>> I thought I saw two in a row.

[00:15:44]>> No, you didn't.

[00:15:45]>> I didn't.

[00:15:45]>> You're exaggerating.

[00:15:48]>> Exaggerating like you always do.

[00:15:50]>> You do not always.

[00:15:53]But killed a microphone. That annoyed me because I I didn't go I still still think it was just a splash and it should for that little thing should be able to take one splash of water and I had a Hasselblad in my hand and I had my iPhone.

[00:16:15]>> Although your iPhone had problems with the moisture, remember when you were trying to get the files off it?

[00:16:20]>> Oh yeah, but the iPhone didn't have problems. It just said get that thing out of me.

[00:16:25]>> It was saying a girl just get that thing out of me.

[00:16:29]>> It said there was moisture detected. But it is strange because you didn't like fully go under like there was just a wave that didn't go under at all. The top of my shirt was still dry.

[00:16:40]>> Yeah. So you'd think that just a bit of >> splashy washies.

[00:16:44]>> Yeah. Wouldn't wouldn't kill the microphone.

[00:16:47]>> Yeah. And I the manual on it, I was really looking for them to be good, but the manual on it with the different lights, it doesn't actually when you want to know something, you can't find out what it is. There's no way. It just tells you what it wants to tell you and doesn't give you any extra information.

[00:17:05]>> What do you mean?

[00:17:07]>> Well, I want to know when you turn it on, what light should you have on? It doesn't tell you that.

[00:17:14]>> What light is on it when it comes on?

[00:17:16]Well, it's flashing green, but I don't know if that's do Sorry. When you first turn on, it flashes blue, and I think that's a pairing mode. Well, I don't want pairing. So, I click it once, then it's flashing green. In the book, it doesn't show what flashing green means.

[00:17:33]>> Have you looked it up on YouTube?

[00:17:35]>> Not yet. I didn't. The internet wasn't very good there, remember?

[00:17:39]>> No, it was horrible.

[00:17:42]>> Oh, that yet super fast internet was on there.

[00:17:46]made it very hard for me to do anything.

[00:17:48]So, my pages wouldn't load.

[00:17:52]>> Your pages?

[00:17:53]>> Yeah.

[00:17:54]>> Not your games.

[00:17:55]>> No, like I was trying to do things on my computer cuz the agency had sent through models. Well, they models started contacting us that the agency had sent out and I'm trying to load to see what to load their folios and it just wouldn't load. It's very irritating.

[00:18:12]>> Very irritating.

[00:18:13]>> Yes.

[00:18:14]>> Yeah. Yeah. I don't think I'd do an island again.

[00:18:18]>> You don't?

[00:18:19]>> No. I like the fact that you could go the whole way around the island to find >> Yeah. But it would have been better if it was beach the whole way around it.

[00:18:26]>> Well, you're not going to You're always going to get an eroded side of the island, >> the rock side. But I wouldn't worry me.

[00:18:34]That still would have been fine with me.

[00:18:37]>> We shot on the rocks.

[00:18:38]>> Yeah.

[00:18:39]>> So, that wasn't a problem. It was more that they'd set up so each cabin sort of had its private little area and it wasn't that easy to walk around.

[00:18:47]>> Yeah.

[00:18:49]>> And I didn't want to like shoot at the front of someone in case someone was in there and then they thought we were being perverts.

[00:18:55]>> Well, you were, weren't you?

[00:18:56]>> No.

[00:19:01]>> I liked I I'd go I'd do an island again.

[00:19:05]>> Yeah.

[00:19:06]>> That's okay.

[00:19:09]Well, and the fact that you just locked in, you have to you've only got what they've got.

[00:19:17]>> It would have been nicer if there was like multiple food options, not just like one.

[00:19:23]>> Yeah. For something like um the last place we went to, but see that wasn't an island, so we couldn't walk it the whole way around. So, we could only >> um if you we didn't want sun, it meant getting up early. Well, there's no way that's going to happen with Beck.

[00:19:40]>> I could just not sleep.

[00:19:42]>> That's not going to be really attractive either.

[00:19:48]>> But that place is good because we had lots of choices of food every night.

[00:19:52]Says that they had that markety thing came in. You could pick what?

[00:19:57]Remember they had all different little food things. You can't remember, can you?

[00:20:02]>> Well, I remember there being like there was kind of like a nicer dining option or then there was like the buffet kind of option.

[00:20:10]>> Yeah. And then they also had on at least one night all the little caravanny thing, a little >> It's like a markety setup. Your memory is not very good, is it?

[00:20:24]Speaking of food, I made fish tacos last night. They were very tasty.

[00:20:29]I forgot to make pickled onions to go on it, though. It was still good.

[00:20:34]>> It was still good.

[00:20:35]>> Mhm.

[00:20:36]>> Did you fry it or >> Yes.

[00:20:41]>> Shall I fry?

[00:20:42]>> Yes.

[00:20:43]>> Was it flathead tails?

[00:20:44]>> Yes. It's tasty. We made some kla.

[00:20:48]>> Consula.

[00:20:49]>> Coleslaw.

[00:20:51]>> You said consular. You add some coleslaw with it and put some spicy mayo on top.

[00:20:55]Was tasty.

[00:20:57]>> Oh, >> you'd be doing that again.

[00:21:00]>> You'll be doing that again.

[00:21:03]>> That's twice you've cooked this year.

[00:21:05]>> What do you mean?

[00:21:06]>> I'm joking.

[00:21:09]Well, you're so proud that you went shopping on the weekend.

[00:21:11]>> I know. I was actually like really productive on the weekend. I cleaned and did although I didn't like I couldn't decide on all of my meals, so I have to go back to the shops again tonight.

[00:21:21]Yeah. So, she went shopping for two nights.

[00:21:23]>> No, three.

[00:21:25]>> So, you got two tonight shopping?

[00:21:26]>> No, Sunday night's dinner.

[00:21:28]>> Oh, Sunday nights.

[00:21:29]>> Sunday night, Monday night, Tuesday night.

[00:21:31]>> No, >> it makes it makes such a difference is going straight home and not having to go to the shops. It's a pain in the butt.

[00:21:39]>> Yes, it would.

[00:21:42]That'd be so much easier just to She has this list of all the meals that she likes, but she won't pick more than one or two in advance because she doesn't know if she'll feel like it in two days time.

[00:21:54]>> No, that's not the reason. It's because >> that's what you said to me.

[00:21:57]>> It's not that I don't know if I'll feel like it. It's just I can't decide.

[00:22:02]>> We got to decide sooner or later.

[00:22:07]>> It's just annoying having to decide.

[00:22:12]Well, I was wrong with the island, too.

[00:22:14]What?

[00:22:14]>> Beck's one of these people that has to see the menu at least a week before >> to study it to decide what she's going to eat. But then you still get into the restaurant. She still wants to see the menu.

[00:22:25]>> Yeah.

[00:22:26]>> It's like when I go to Frankie, I know exactly what I'm ordering, but they still give me the menu and I still open it and >> do a little performance, pretend that I'm deciding what I want, but I know what I'm getting.

[00:22:35]>> Did you go look online before you go there?

[00:22:38]>> No, I know what I'm getting. I'm getting my chicherons al pastor tacos and a margarita, >> but I'll still pretend that I'm looking.

[00:22:47]>> So, I I made the very smart thing of Well, I thought I was smart. Well, it's a tropical island. They most likely won't have a set menu. It'll be whatever seafood they've caught, whatever fresh veggies and that that's in season at the moment that'll come in. So, it'll be changing all the time. Uh-uh. Same menu every night. All I did was vary the chicken. So, first night was fried chicken. The second night was stewed chicken. The next night was roast chicken.

[00:23:20]>> Changing it up.

[00:23:22]>> Canned fish. There's no fresh fish being used.

[00:23:30]>> I found the drinks very expensive.

[00:23:32]>> Oh, they were ridiculous expensive.

[00:23:35]And I loved it when they had a special one afternoon, make your own cocktails and put the alcohol out and it's all no brand stuff.

[00:23:46]There was nothing that had a brand name that you would have known.

[00:23:49]>> I got a little bit scared because I had like all these little leaflets on my bed when I went into my room and was reading one of them and it said that the cuz the island's license is strictly no BO. And I'm like, "Oh, no. Better dispose of my bottles before someone tells me off."

[00:24:06]>> Yeah, but I think they're meaning outside your room.

[00:24:10]>> No, I just said strictly no BYO.

[00:24:12]>> Well, they saw us bring the I couldn't You had two suitcases full of red wine.

[00:24:19]>> Maybe it does mean outside your room.

[00:24:21]>> Well, they made that announcement that you weren't allowed to bring your own down to the bar or to the beach.

[00:24:25]>> Did they?

[00:24:26]>> Yes.

[00:24:26]>> I didn't hear it.

[00:24:27]>> Yeah, of course.

[00:24:28]>> What?

[00:24:29]>> You're on your own planet like normal.

[00:24:31]Planet Beck.

[00:24:33]>> When did they make that announcement?

[00:24:35]>> They made it twice. I heard it.

[00:24:36]>> Oh, I wasn't listening.

[00:24:40]>> Um, even when we were we did our shoot and um met the toe cutter.

[00:24:50]>> The toe.

[00:24:54]>> So, anyone listened to last podcast saw our thumbnail? Someone came out behind us and cut their toes. Cut their toenails. The toe cutter that was from the toe cutter. That was from Mad Max one.

[00:25:07]>> Um, and as we're walking back from doing a shoot, they'd obviously seen us and what they I know because we mentioned when they they stuck their head out to cut their toes. We mentioned we're doing podcast. Yeah, that's right. And so they asked how it went or something and >> Yes. I think they asked about our shoot because Peter made me in front of a whole bunch of people who are sitting on the beach for the sunset. Peter makes me put a sheet on like a ghost and go stand in the ocean.

[00:25:37]Everyone was probably like, "What are these nut jobs doing?"

[00:25:40]>> Someone asked me and I said, "Yeah, she's not very attractive." So, I put a sheet over her head and they laughed.

[00:25:48]>> So mean.

[00:25:50]>> So mean. And even that you struggled.

[00:25:54]I was only struggling because the I >> so struggled.

[00:25:58]>> I thought that the water once I thought once I dipped the end of it I thought that it would weigh it down but because where I was the wind kept blowing it and it wasn't holding it down at all and I kept trying to get the sheet then it kept getting away from me. It struggled that much.

[00:26:15]>> It looked like it. I got video of it.

[00:26:18]>> I was just No, I don't actually have video of that.

[00:26:21]>> No, you don't. Don't lie. I think somebody else does. I think everyone lift their camera up to film.

[00:26:26]>> I was just trying to hold it, too, so you could get your shot. The wind was not my friend.

[00:26:33]>> I did joke to somebody else, too.

[00:26:35]>> What?

[00:26:35]>> I think one of the staff might have heard me.

[00:26:37]>> What did you say?

[00:26:39]>> The sheets were a bit dirty, so we decided to wash them out.

[00:26:45]>> You're terrible.

[00:26:48]Oh, what about the American girl?

[00:26:53]Beck's telling me this story about this American girl.

[00:26:56]>> We didn't hear her properly.

[00:26:58]>> She was 100% not American.

[00:27:01]>> It sounded >> She was as German as German.

[00:27:03]>> When I first heard her speak, I didn't hear the German accent. I It sounded a bit American when she first spoke.

[00:27:09]>> Nothing close.

[00:27:11]>> She only said a few words and I for some reason heard an American accent, not a German accent. Yes, I I felt very stupid once we were on the boat and I heard her speaking in German. I was like, "Oh, I got that accent very wrong."

[00:27:24]>> Very, very wrong.

[00:27:29]>> She wanted to know what we were doing.

[00:27:32]>> I think a lot of people did seeing us run around the island for a few days.

[00:27:37]>> A sheet on your head.

[00:27:42]>> Yes. I think >> none of the staff asked though, >> didn't they?

[00:27:47]>> I can't don't think any did.

[00:27:51]>> Many like the um flying management.

[00:27:57]>> Oh yeah, they >> anyway >> they said something too. But >> not again.

[00:28:03]>> I guess it was because we were using such minimal gear. We weren't like our footprint was so small. I feel like if we did have more like tripods and everything set up, they probably would have asked what we were doing, but because we just had the 360 and then your phone on the camera.

[00:28:25]>> Small footprint.

[00:28:26]>> Small footprint.

[00:28:27]>> Yes.

[00:28:29]>> Yeah. I was happy I ran the 360 a bit differently and I'm much happier with the quality. It's just It's taken me forever to edit though cuz I can't sync it. As soon as you sync it, you can't use the 360 part.

[00:28:42]>> It's so annoying.

[00:28:43]>> Um Well, unless I went through and tried to pick all my angles and then brought it into Final Cut, then I could sync it.

[00:28:49]But >> that's right. We're learning all the time. But it was when we're out and about just if I'm filming you, it is I think it's most likely the best option.

[00:29:00]So, even when we had the two cameras in cans, >> we'd move a bit and then all of a sudden we're out of shot.

[00:29:05]>> Yeah. Whereas, at least with the 360, it's >> you we're always in shot.

[00:29:09]>> Yeah.

[00:29:11]>> Very handy.

[00:29:12]>> Very handy.

[00:29:13]>> Yeah.

[00:29:14]>> And yes, I change the subject. Um, got annoyed even more with Hasselblad.

[00:29:24]So now I'm going to have to be careful about upgrades updates on my computer because now I found out that on any of the Hasselblad past version 4, even though they've got V1 written there, it's not my V1 anymore.

[00:29:42]>> Oh yeah, that's right. Because I had someone contact saying that they got the new one.

[00:29:49]>> Yeah.

[00:29:49]>> We were trying to use it and it wasn't doing anything. Yeah, it did literally nothing. So, >> that's what I don't like about the whole way that all the camera industry is going. And it was funny. I I saw a YouTuber, someone comparing the latest Nikon to an old one, one what the more well-known good ones. And it just, he said, chalk and cheese, the new one's just crap. It's got all these fancy things on it that I would never use, but it's just the things I can't easily do now.

[00:30:24]>> It just doesn't make much sense. Like, wouldn't you wouldn't it be smarter to talk to people and actually find out what people who are using it want?

[00:30:34]>> No. The marketing team reckon that they know what we want. We say put surveys out, but who do they put them out to?

[00:30:42]>> That's what I mean.

[00:30:44]Like I never forget when the house blood first went from the uh 1DX to the um so X1D to the X2D.

[00:30:57]We had that meeting with Hasselblad >> and I you know mentioned to one of the high guys there so you know who who's been testing who's been doing the development there.

[00:31:07]>> Marketing.

[00:31:08]>> I said you've got to be joking.

[00:31:10]>> Yeah. But then, well, the cost of the new one brand new is cheaper than buying a 10-year-old H6.

[00:31:23]>> Is the H series is completely dead now.

[00:31:24]Like, they're not making it anymore.

[00:31:26]>> On their web page, they say they're still selling the H6 100, >> right?

[00:31:31]>> And I think they had it on there for $50,000 or something.

[00:31:35]>> I don't reckon they've got any stock.

[00:31:40]>> Why is that? Most I don't think they have because >> they had sensor problems and things like that and >> but they like so but like they won't make a H7 like that's the end of the H1's.

[00:31:53]>> Oh yeah DJI is that's the end of that camera >> just the X's now.

[00:31:57]>> Well it's it's because the marketing people >> this is where it's really dumb. It's like you look at cars and things like F1s and like what's developed in racing ends up coming into cars eventually >> in some form or another and everybody looks at oh what's the top cars so people that'll never be able to afford say the top Ferrari or any of them they still dream about it >> but then they might buy a lower down version of it because it's still a Ferrari.

[00:32:38]>> Yeah.

[00:32:38]>> Well, in the camera days, it was always the pro cameras. Um the photo most of the photographers wouldn't have the pro cameras. They're just out of reach. They're too expensive. and they were uh and but people then jump on the semi-pro cameras because I think two or three times I spent over 12 grand on a Canon.

[00:33:06]>> My um first proper what I'd say um professional digital camera was the Canon. I always get wrong. It's either a D60 or D6 or a 6D or six can't remember it, but it was a 6 megapixel. It was the same body as their EOS1 bodies, which was the top of the range body, the bigger sort of body.

[00:33:32]Um, and that cost me $12,000 back then.

[00:33:38]And it's like it was a big risk, but this one was working for the magazines.

[00:33:45]And so AFN one one of the magazines the color is just it just just lacking the color >> it's got great colors.

[00:33:55]>> No the thing is that everyone's comparing it to film color.

[00:33:59]>> Oh right.

[00:34:00]>> Right. They're making oh color's all wrong. No actually the colors right. So >> whatever color the packaging of your film was in was the color of your photo.

[00:34:11]So Kodak Gold was gold. All all the different brands had the color of the packaging was the tints that went onto the film.

[00:34:20]>> And it used to drive me up the wall that because that was the first time we actually did color correction properly because with film you didn't do that.

[00:34:32]>> Your film was just a certain >> It was just what it was.

[00:34:34]>> It was Yeah.

[00:34:35]>> Which is what it is.

[00:34:36]>> You could Yeah, it is what it is.

[00:34:41]And in film, we didn't have the triangle.

[00:34:44]We only had a line with your camera. You only had shutter speed >> and aperture.

[00:34:52]>> Oh, yeah. Because the >> film is the ISO. So, we didn't have the triangle.

[00:34:57]>> The triangle.

[00:34:59]>> The tri triangle.

[00:35:03]>> But it's amazing how and I keep on I don't know. That's just an old bastard.

[00:35:12]Let's just look at how even back then how much simpler everything was.

[00:35:17]>> It working with magazines, all of that.

[00:35:19]There's no such thing as backup.

[00:35:22]It's a roll of film.

[00:35:24]>> In Tasmania, >> it got damaged.

[00:35:28]>> Then why do you back up now?

[00:35:30]>> Because now you have to back up because you're expected to. You couldn't back film up.

[00:35:35]>> How do you back a piece of film up? No, but I'm just saying like why do you need that?

[00:35:41]>> Because we can.

[00:35:43]>> But then this is all this thing about with the computers and everything. When we're back on film, there was nothing for me to be up in Darwin, go to the post office, put 10 rolls into a box, and then post it back to the editor of the magazine.

[00:35:59]That box got went lost. that world record photo of a shark being caught on fly or this incredible next three or four covers. Those photos are gone, never to be seen.

[00:36:11]>> That's not simpler then. That's a bit [ __ ] >> No, but that's just how the world was.

[00:36:15]>> Well, you could still be like that. Just don't back up.

[00:36:20]>> Save money on hard drives.

[00:36:22]>> Imagine what clients would do today.

[00:36:25]>> What did they do back then?

[00:36:26]>> Well, I couldn't argue. There was no such thing as backup.

[00:36:29]>> Just say that you live in There's plenty of times that some pretty serious stuff got lost and >> what couple of shoots I was on, we I'd have two cameras >> just in case.

[00:36:47]>> Well, just shoot one camera and shoot the other camera and if one roll got stuffed, there was another roll fairly close to what it was. But no, we're just saying everything. Hey, simple things of catching a plane. Look how difficult and complicated it is now.

[00:37:07]>> It's always I don't think it's changed from what it was. I remember it always being like this. Go through security.

[00:37:16]>> No, the early days I was catching planes.

[00:37:20]So easy. Walk up, show your driver's license. There's none of these machines you had to do these bag things with.

[00:37:27]just went straight up to the counter.

[00:37:28]>> We still do that.

[00:37:30]>> We do.

[00:37:32]Other people can't.

[00:37:34]>> Certain airports don't have people anymore.

[00:37:38]>> Where were we?

[00:37:39]>> And just look at the problems we've had with other airlines trying to Oh, because of your status with this, but you're I know. But our computers, >> let's be one person. You'd used to be able to turn up to an airport if you got there a bit early. Any seats on the next flight? Yeah. Yeah, we'll just put you on that.

[00:38:00]>> Really?

[00:38:00]>> Yep.

[00:38:01]>> And you can't do that anymore?

[00:38:03]>> Nope.

[00:38:04]>> When have we tried?

[00:38:07]>> Last time I tried was coming out from Oh, where was it? I was on it. Wasn't with you. It was a few years ago.

[00:38:15]>> Uh for the wedding in Tasmania.

[00:38:18]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:38:20]>> We didn't know. We got there. We had no choice. My sister's flight was at sort of 12:00. Our flight was at 6:00.

[00:38:27]>> Oh.

[00:38:28]>> So, we had to kill some time. So, we just went in and a lady's coming to the lounge. Go. Oh, we're supposed to have this closed because the next flight's not till 6:00.

[00:38:38]I said, "Yeah, that's the flight we're on." Why didn't you catch your last flight?

[00:38:44]It's half empty. I said, "Well, we checked. Didn't nobody mention it." "Oh, no. This is Tasmania. It's not Australia.

[00:38:51]If there's room on it, we'll move you from any flight.

[00:38:53]>> But did you ask them?

[00:38:55]>> No, because I'd been told before, well, when my wife and I missed had that mess up with going to Hawaii, we had to fly to Sydney and we knew about the storms.

[00:39:06]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:39:07]>> And we got to the airport 4 hours early knowing there might be delays. I said, "Can we get on to an earlier flight because we know there's going to be delays." No, no, no. You'll be fine. No, but can No, no, no. We can't. We're not allowed to do that.

[00:39:20]Maybe it comes down to >> and we missed our flight by 10 minutes.

[00:39:23]>> So annoying.

[00:39:24]>> Well, the flight was still on the ground when we landed. Our flight was running ended up 2 and 1 half hours late.

[00:39:31]Most of the flights in and out of Sydney was 2 and 1 half hours late except for the one flight going to Hawaii. Left on time. How often have we ever left on time?

[00:39:42]And the one time the flight's connecting and they knew there was I think there was 30 30 passengers on my plane. That was that was their connecting.

[00:39:50]>> I thought if there was a connecting flight they were waiting on, they always held the plane.

[00:39:55]>> Not always, but this it was weird that the there was something on the news and there was somebody got in a lot of trouble over it.

[00:40:05]>> Did you get someone fired?

[00:40:07]>> No, I didn't do it. know there was because there was about 30 of us on at the counter which was a transfers counter to go across and the lady was threatening to call the police if we didn't stop talking because she couldn't answer our questions and we had all been promised in Melbourne that they the plane is going will be held for you don't worry about it it's going to be held for you >> she can't call the police >> not the airport >> police the for abusing her. We weren't Nobody was abusing. We're asking questions and she refused to answer.

[00:40:43]>> And there was a lady going, "Why can't you tell us? Why can't you tell us the truth? We were told in Melbourne."

[00:40:48]>> Yeah.

[00:40:49]>> And she just started getting all, "If you don't stop, if you don't stop harassing me, I'm going to call security."

[00:40:57]>> The airport >> and you won't be flying tomorrow.

[00:40:59]>> No fly list.

[00:41:01]>> No fly list. Yeah. It was a Karen.

[00:41:05]Oh, that's right. You were a Karen while we're away, weren't you?

[00:41:08]>> What do you mean?

[00:41:09]>> You're a Karen while we were away.

[00:41:11]>> To who?

[00:41:12]>> Can't you remember?

[00:41:20]>> From the second we got there, you back and forth to the counter. Old >> Where's my key? Where's his >> I wasn't a Karen. I just wanted a key to my room.

[00:41:29]>> Were you Karen?

[00:41:30]>> I wasn't Karen.

[00:41:34]No, cuz when we got there, I didn't have a key. And I got really scared at first because they said that I didn't have a key. And I was like, "Don't tell me I have to share a room." Like, "No, no, your room's open." I was like, "Thank God."

[00:41:45]>> You're not sharing my room.

[00:41:46]>> That's what I thought. Because she said that >> I was farting. No way. Not happy. Now, >> because she said there wasn't a cleaner had gone and had my key, I got panicked.

[00:41:56]>> There's a whole beach you could have slept on.

[00:41:58]>> I would have rathered that. There's lots of islanders, >> but then I had to leave my door open, so I just wanted my key so I could lock my stuff away.

[00:42:07]>> And then they go and lock my door while we're doing a podcast.

[00:42:10]>> Yeah, that's right.

[00:42:12]>> It's weird.

[00:42:13]>> I wonder why they did that. Because you had the do not disturb sign on there, so they shouldn't be opening your door anyways.

[00:42:17]>> Yeah, maybe they were checking to see if I had alcohol.

[00:42:22]>> Maybe the island police.

[00:42:27]I did a good job with their fridge, though.

[00:42:29]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:42:30]>> I froze my water in the end. I couldn't put water in the fridge. We kept freezing, so I had to turn it down.

[00:42:36]>> Does What happens to sparkling water when it freezes?

[00:42:39]>> It doesn't sparkle anymore.

[00:42:43]>> Makes really >> Does it have like little holes in the ice?

[00:42:45]>> Yeah, it's really weird ice.

[00:42:47]>> Yeah. If you pour sparkling water into an ice trip, you come out, it's all airrated. Sort of weird.

[00:42:52]>> I want to try this at home.

[00:42:53]>> Why?

[00:42:54]>> Cuz I'm curious. I want to do science.

[00:42:56]>> Well, I can do it here. We have a We have a fridge that makes ice has ice in it here.

[00:43:02]>> Yeah, but I don't want to use your sparkles.

[00:43:04]>> Well, I'm going to use it in one little I'll let you use a thing. All right.

[00:43:10]Just for your experimentals.

[00:43:12]>> Okay.

[00:43:13]>> Just so you can do your sciences. Oh, that's right. Beckon science. So, >> what now?

[00:43:22]Well, you know, like carpet is going to warm things up.

[00:43:26]>> It does.

[00:43:26]>> No, it doesn't.

[00:43:28]>> It doesn't actually make something warmer.

[00:43:32]>> Yeah, it does.

[00:43:34]>> You idiot.

[00:43:36]>> So, taking the boat back to Fiji, Becca's going, "This is a big heavy boat. How does it float? It's made of steel. It should sink."

[00:43:47]>> Yeah. And I think 20 examples later still didn't get it >> because then I started thinking about the big super yacht that I want. Like that's how did >> Hang on. You already know you've got in a bath before with a glass of wine and floated a glass full of wine in a bath.

[00:44:04]>> But that's not made of metal.

[00:44:07]>> It's full of liquid.

[00:44:10]>> Boat's not full of liquid.

[00:44:15]>> You still don't get it, do you?

[00:44:17]No, that's right. You told me the air.

[00:44:20]>> Not the air because you can still with the big tankers that carry oil to every other country in the world except Australia.

[00:44:27]>> They're full of oil.

[00:44:29]But oil does float on water, but that's not the reason. They might be full of wine.

[00:44:34]>> That you can mix with water.

[00:44:37]>> Waters it down. It's not good.

[00:44:41]>> It's like when people ask if I want ice in my wine. No. No. No watering down.

[00:44:46]>> What about if it was alcoholic ice?

[00:44:50]>> Can you make >> No, we alcohol doesn't Oh, you can freeze it eventually, but >> Yeah, I know. Vodka doesn't. Wine would freeze.

[00:45:00]>> Wine would freeze.

[00:45:01]>> I think so. Maybe I can make wine cubes.

[00:45:04]>> Yeah, I've seen that done before.

[00:45:06]>> Maybe I should do that for summer.

[00:45:08]>> For summer. Wine cubes.

[00:45:11]I'll freeze some white wine and then when I have a white wine I can put frozen white wine in it to chill it down and then when it melts it'll just be >> white wine.

[00:45:24]>> All right. So on your whole thing we've seen how big a plane is.

[00:45:30]>> Yeah.

[00:45:33]>> That flies cuz it's got motors.

[00:45:36]Oh, >> so if you have a motor you can float.

[00:45:41]Your glass of wine doesn't have a motor.

[00:45:48]>> This is really disturbing your brain, isn't it?

[00:45:52]The one brain cell is just running around in circles.

[00:45:55]>> No, cuz you don't Isn't under the boat isn't like they're hollow and that's why it floats cuz it's air and the air is light and that holds it up.

[00:46:10]Yeah, it's well it's basically the boat is shaped like this. So it sinks. If it was too heavy, it would sink below the water and just sink.

[00:46:18]>> Yeah.

[00:46:19]>> But while there's air inside >> and not water inside, it floats.

[00:46:24]>> Yes, I think I get it.

[00:46:25]>> You think you get it?

[00:46:27]>> Yep. It still just defies gravity though because it's like so much metal like you'd think it would sink.

[00:46:36]You've seen the big cruisers. How much metal is on that?

[00:46:39]>> I know. And they're still floating. It's crazy.

[00:46:43]>> But you just said the little tin dingies.

[00:46:46]>> Little dingy. You know, little rowboats.

[00:46:49]>> They're kayaks.

[00:46:53]>> Yeah. But if someone too heavy gets in them, they sink.

[00:46:56]>> Unless they had a deeper kayak.

[00:47:01]>> So it's the air.

[00:47:02]>> No, it's displacing the water.

[00:47:06]>> Gotcha.

[00:47:08]>> Right. And once the weight's too great and they stand down, you have to have a bigger displacement of water.

[00:47:15]>> Got it.

[00:47:16]>> Got it. You sure? We're just saying this so we can stop talking about it.

[00:47:22]>> Got it.

[00:47:25]>> I understand.

[00:47:26]>> Like there's stuff that floats because it floats. But as you know, steel doesn't float. But you make boats out of steel.

[00:47:32]>> Yeah. That's crazy. But I get it now.

[00:47:34]>> You get it now. But air floats.

[00:47:36]>> You know what? I don't understand how it works. Bluetooth.

[00:47:42]>> I got a blue I got text. Hang on. She can show you.

[00:47:45]>> A blue text and I can show you. I'll just paint your tooth blue.

[00:47:51]>> It's weird.

[00:47:52]>> Why?

[00:47:53]>> This is crazy. It's >> just talking near like what? Radio waves or Wi-Fi. What's the difference?

[00:47:58]>> I don't know.

[00:47:59]>> So, why is Bluetooth any different to Wi-Fi?

[00:48:05]Oh, >> I guess you're right.

[00:48:09]>> Do they float though?

[00:48:11]>> Yeah, kind of.

[00:48:11]>> Can you put Bluetooth under water?

[00:48:14]>> No. Be like a microphone.

[00:48:17]Bluetooth and it's dead.

[00:48:22]>> There used to be another one. I remember one of my old phones. It was like Bluetooth. It was called something else.

[00:48:27]what it was. I remember when that first came out, I was mind blown that you could like send things just like that.

[00:48:38]>> Not cable.

[00:48:39]>> No, it wasn't a cable. It was like wireless.

[00:48:42]>> Wireless?

[00:48:43]>> Yeah.

[00:48:44]>> It wasn't Bluetooth.

[00:48:45]>> It had a different name, but it was like Bluetooth.

[00:48:50]>> Gee, you must be older than I am. I can't think of what that was.

[00:48:56]Oh, even like the thing for that we have for our headphones on the plane that connects to the AirPods. So then you can just use them in the How does it I don't know how that knew to just connect to my AirPods.

[00:49:10]I didn't even like tell it.

[00:49:13]>> No, you didn't tell the plane. You told the thing that I >> That's what I mean. I didn't tell.

[00:49:18]>> Remember I told you I've got these all these set up and then on one flight you couldn't get them to work. the I couldn't get the old one. The new one works perfectly fine.

[00:49:27]>> Yeah, the old one still would have worked. You just because you didn't know how to send to pair off your buds properly, we couldn't get it to work.

[00:49:36]>> I do know how to do that. It was because it was still connected to yours and I couldn't get it to disconnect from yours.

[00:49:39]>> Oh, there you go. But I don't know how the new one just knew to connect to my cuz we bought that at the airport and then I hopped on the plane and I put in my buds and I like pushed the little button and it just knew.

[00:49:54]>> Yeah, but your your AirPods already in search mode.

[00:49:59]>> Um I don't remember pushing the button on the back of it though. Maybe I did.

[00:50:05]>> I think we'd set them up.

[00:50:08]>> Don't know.

[00:50:09]>> Don't know. Anyway, >> it's magic though.

[00:50:11]>> It's magic though.

[00:50:14]thing's really handy.

[00:50:18]>> But you managed to disconnect our my computer, my old computer from the Wi-Fi yesterday.

[00:50:23]>> I don't know what happened there. I didn't do it.

[00:50:24]>> Maybe it was Bluetooth.

[00:50:26]>> Might have been. I don't know what happened there. I was working away and then all of a sudden it just stopped working. It was working on my phone and everything.

[00:50:35]>> So, what about satellites? You haven't even spoken about that.

[00:50:37]>> I don't know anything about those.

[00:50:43]Yeah. I don't know.

[00:50:44]>> You don't know. It goes up into space.

[00:50:49]>> So, it sends like signals to space.

[00:50:51]>> Yeah.

[00:50:51]>> And then back down to Earth.

[00:50:53]>> Yeah.

[00:50:54]>> How does it do it that fast?

[00:50:56]>> That's what Foxt tell is. You know, all the people with the dishes, that's all satellite.

[00:51:01]>> That's really fast.

[00:51:03]>> Speed of light.

[00:51:05]>> I guess that's pretty fast.

[00:51:07]>> I guess that's pretty fast.

[00:51:09]Oh my god.

[00:51:19]I think we need to change subject.

[00:51:22]People are going to think why did Peter employ her?

[00:51:27]>> I'm I am knowledgeable in some there's some things I don't understand.

[00:51:31]>> Knowledgeable in some things.

[00:51:33]MGK and Megan Fox, they're actually not together anymore. No, she blocked him.

[00:51:42]>> I'm so sad.

[00:51:44]>> And who's dating? Jenna is now know which one's the new >> Jacob Lordy >> from Euphoria. Someone said that the lineup of the Kardashian sisters is the best it's been in ages. You got Kim with Lewis, Kylie's with Timothy Shalamé, and Kendall's with Jacob Lordi.

[00:52:04]>> Who is the mom with? I think she's still with her toy boy.

[00:52:08]>> Oh, >> I think >> You think >> Courtney's still with Travis making out in public everywhere? It's disgusting.

[00:52:18]>> Oh, yeah. It's just >> It's just over the top.

[00:52:21]>> Yeah. There something. I saw them somewhere and the tongue was so far down her throat it was wiping her bum. It was >> It was I don't get it.

[00:52:29]>> I know.

[00:52:30]>> It's really I'm glad you're all in love and stuff, but you don't have to be like that >> like when you like 16, 17, 18 like pass. You see that all the time at parties and that once you get into your it's hit 20 in public start sucking face super heavy >> and a freaking more tongue and >> gross.

[00:52:54]>> I always find it funny when you see old people passioned.

[00:52:58]>> Why >> have you ever seen them?

[00:53:00]>> I don't think so.

[00:53:02]>> I've seen them once or twice in my life.

[00:53:06]I don't think I have >> a couple of 60-year-olds with the tongues going.

[00:53:11]>> Yeah, you're getting it.

[00:53:14]>> I think one was in Hawaii when my wife and I were in Hawaii.

[00:53:20]>> Do you want a wine? I feel bad.

[00:53:21]>> No, it's all right.

[00:53:24]>> So, we wouldn't be able to do a podcast with Beck if she didn't have her wine, but I can do it without alcohol. I don't have to have alcohol to talk.

[00:53:33]Today I'm drinking a manipul.

[00:53:36]>> Yeah.

[00:53:37]>> Is that the only one you've tried out the new ones?

[00:53:39]>> No, I've had this one before.

[00:53:41]>> It's nice.

[00:53:45]>> White gate vineyard double gate block.

[00:53:47]What does that mean?

[00:53:49]>> I don't know. It's just labels. I just write any old [ __ ] on labels.

[00:53:53]>> Where's it from?

[00:53:56]>> Strath bogey rangers.

[00:53:58]>> Yes.

[00:53:59]>> Where's that?

[00:54:02]I think stress bogeies are in Victoria.

[00:54:04]I think it's pretty. What are you bringing to the table this week? I've heard nothing yet.

[00:54:13]>> Nothing >> except food.

[00:54:16]>> Been talking about things.

[00:54:20]>> Yeah, it is. Victoria.

[00:54:21]>> Victoria.

[00:54:21]>> Yep.

[00:54:22]>> That's good.

[00:54:24]>> It's good.

[00:54:27]>> Oh, I think Well, that'll be No, there's another one I got that you've had before. or the black one with the white line on it. So it's with G or something.

[00:54:36]>> Oh yeah.

[00:54:37]>> But they had none of the normal ones and Ross wasn't there. My what do I call him? She >> similar.

[00:54:47]>> Chamililier.

[00:54:49]>> That would be such a good job.

[00:54:54]>> Maybe I chose the wrong profession.

[00:54:55]>> You You been a similar smellier. They're all good.

[00:55:05]>> If you want to keep me with a job, buy the expensive ones. If you If you just want I just drink this cheap [ __ ] >> I think I chose the wrong profession. I should be a smelly air.

[00:55:18]>> A smelly air. You're smelly air. All right.

[00:55:21]You were complaining you were a smelly air the other day.

[00:55:24]>> I was. I think it's this material that top's made of.

[00:55:28]>> I don't know. I couldn't smell. It's >> I could but same as me sometimes I go po but then you go I can't smell anything.

[00:55:39]Um what I I brought to the table I I was using chat GPT before was actually really handy. I don't I find it's not handy for everything but certain things it's it's getting a lot better. Like I was getting frustrated. I was trying to find a studio for Paris cuz the one we used to use closed down and I'm on Google and it's just not giving me anything. So I went to chat and it was freaking amazing.

[00:56:09]>> Freaking amazing.

[00:56:10]>> I told it the area I wanted and then it gave me a list and then it was like I can narrow it down if you tell me your budget. So I did that and it was great.

[00:56:19]Told me that it could even draft an email. Oh, you ruined it.

[00:56:23]told me you could even draft an email for me to send. Is it an inquiry?

[00:56:29]>> What are you doing?

[00:56:30]>> Catching your little muscular pose happening in the background. There we go. We'll just leave you there. Yeah, babe.

[00:56:37]>> Shut up.

[00:56:39]>> It was very handy. And then I >> I find Google I was saying there's something I read or saw. It would have been saw not read but um >> Google's useless.

[00:56:50]>> It's just because it's just ad. Yeah, that's what I've noticed.

[00:56:53]>> Search and they're going to say, "Yeah, this is the amount of times I'll search something to do with a camera and I know it's going to be tough, but oh, here you go. There's a Nickon one of the I didn't even type Nikon or camera. I typed like or something and you put showing me a Nickon.

[00:57:09]>> Well, yeah, I was searching like photography studio hire and then it's giving me all these ads for photographers. I'm like, no, I don't want to book someone. I'm trying to find a place to hire. like it's not giving me sponsored.

[00:57:22]>> Yeah, I hadn't even mentioned to but I'd heard a couple of times I think what I mean Joe Ro somebody one of the podcasts I listen to saying that they predominantly use chat GBT as a search engine now because Google's just useless.

[00:57:37]>> Yeah, it was so much >> except you couldn't find me pickles in Australia.

[00:57:40]>> I did.

[00:57:41]>> Not in Australia.

[00:57:43]>> Well, they don't.

[00:57:45]>> Yeah. So, you failed >> one task. They don't have them. I can't >> I've been able to buy them for 5 years.

[00:57:52]>> Yeah. And the person stopped stocking them. It's not my fault.

[00:57:54]>> Well, you shouldn't break all their cartons.

[00:57:56]>> I didn't.

[00:57:58]>> I tried guilting them when I messaged them asking if they were getting any left. I said, "They're my only pickles I like. I'm on my last jar." They didn't care. They told me that there too many of them get broken in transit.

[00:58:11]>> I reckon they got back with that answer so quick to you.

[00:58:14]>> It's copy paste.

[00:58:16]I also reckon that lots of people have been wanting them.

[00:58:19]>> Well, that's why I sent another one because they >> didn't do any good.

[00:58:22]>> I know. Well, I was hoping maybe if they have enough people yelling at them, they'll get them back in stock.

[00:58:27]>> I don't think anyone was yelling at them. They were sending them emails.

[00:58:34]>> I'll yell at them. I want pickles back.

[00:58:40]I normally pay between $14 and $18 a jar.

[00:58:46]>> What was a place in America wanted $40 plus >> $40 plus the shipping >> shipping which was another $20 per jar.

[00:58:55]>> I don't We put in four and it wanted $70 in shipping and then like >> four. Yeah. And then they wanted some other fee.

[00:59:04]>> Service fee.

[00:59:05]>> Is that like a tip?

[00:59:06]>> I don't know. just said service fee.

[00:59:11]>> What? I don't want to be serviced. I just want >> Just send me the jars.

[00:59:16]>> Yeah, I'll take some.

[00:59:18]>> Yeah. What's Can I just add service fees?

[00:59:21]>> Maybe service.

[00:59:25]>> I'm going to ask chat if it can help me plan my Tomorrowland outfits >> now that it's >> You can't do your own outfits.

[00:59:35]>> I want to see what it can find for me.

[00:59:37]Well, then you have to buy them.

[00:59:39]>> Yeah, I plan on buying new outfits anyways. I only need three.

[00:59:42]>> Make them.

[00:59:42]>> I can't sew.

[00:59:44]>> I made you one the other day and didn't sew.

[00:59:47]>> Made what?

[00:59:48]>> There's no sewing in that top. I made you >> the slip knot top.

[00:59:52]>> The slip knot top.

[00:59:54]>> You didn't sew it?

[00:59:55]>> Nope.

[00:59:57]>> How's it held together?

[00:59:59]>> Oh, cuz you tied the side of it. I cut little holes and then >> wo it >> cut another bit off the shirt and then >> like shoelaces down the side to hold it together.

[01:00:10]>> No, cuz I've got a bit of a vision and I won't be able to make it.

[01:00:15]>> I'm not that clever.

[01:00:16]>> You're not that clever.

[01:00:17]>> But I was planning on buying three new outfits anyways.

[01:00:20]>> Oh, is that why you're going to [ __ ] yourself out as a model again?

[01:00:25]>> Maybe.

[01:00:30]Also, I decided I don't have much. It's My whiteboard's so empty. I don't have any concerts coming up.

[01:00:38]I've got nothing. I've got a baby shower coming up.

[01:00:42]>> I'm old.

[01:00:43]>> Having a baby?

[01:00:44]>> No, my friends are >> You're having a shower with one.

[01:00:48]>> My friends are having a baby.

[01:00:53]>> I feel old. You >> feel old because your friends are having a baby.

[01:00:57]>> You only hang around with young friends, though.

[01:01:00]You got sort of adopt 18y olds to try and feel young.

[01:01:05]>> Not all of my friends are super young.

[01:01:08]>> A couple of them are going to call you Leo for a little while.

[01:01:17]>> But yeah, I don't have much on. So I thought rather than sitting at home playing Spyro or DJing.

[01:01:24]>> DJing's good.

[01:01:25]>> Yeah. No, but I'm not making money. a waste. Yeah, but you won't make money out of it until you can actually do it.

[01:01:31]Then you can't do it until you actually practice it.

[01:01:34]>> I can do it. I >> was practicing last night. I got really frustrated. I've had this I have another vision. I want to start with >> DJing is about sound, not vision.

[01:01:45]>> I know, but >> vjing is about vision. And that's what Jared >> want to like start with like my tech house and then there's this really cool song that I like and then I was going to do that and then go into my scrance. I tried to do it last night but I just don't think the the transition song's going to work.

[01:02:02]I'll give it another go but I don't think it's going to work. It doesn't flow.

[01:02:07]But see, if you gave me where you want to go from and where you want to go to, I could do a drum and bass progression that you could drop any song over the top.

[01:02:17]>> It sounds like cheating.

[01:02:19]>> Why? It's what the others do.

[01:02:22]>> I know. The others do turn the volume down, put your hands up, and then turn the new songs on. It didn't match at all.

[01:02:31]>> Half the freaking DJs at Tomorrowland, there was no beat match. key match.

[01:02:38]>> I don't really key match. I don't care about that.

[01:02:42]I just care about if they go together and beat match them.

[01:02:46]I don't understand keys anyways. I'm not musically trained. Although I noticed a lot of mine are in A.

[01:02:52]>> A.

[01:02:52]>> Yeah.

[01:02:54]And then the numbers change, but I don't pay attention to the numbers.

[01:02:59]>> What numbers?

[01:03:00]>> There'll be like 5 A and then the next one will be like 2 A. And there might be one like 10 A. And there's no sharps or flats or minors.

[01:03:08]>> Oh, I think Ish changed put that setting on and he was trying to teach me keys and I was like, I don't care.

[01:03:14]>> I just want to I'll just key it up.

[01:03:19]>> I don't know how much it matters.

[01:03:22]Well, if it sounds good, it sounds good.

[01:03:25]Like what?

[01:03:30]Well, it might be like perfectly key, but like if it even if it's not and it sounds good, that's fine.

[01:03:38]>> Right.

[01:03:39]>> Right.

[01:03:44]Right.

[01:03:47]>> You can be a blind musician, but it's a bit hard to be a deaf one.

[01:03:53]>> Like I said, if it sounds good, that's all I care about.

[01:03:56]>> That's fine. You know, I've applied my rules to your DJing and everybody around you can't handle that.

[01:04:05]>> Yeah, >> they can't. None of them. Everyone wants to add rules to everything. No. If you want to be a Jimmyi Hendris, >> you just do what you want to do.

[01:04:14]>> That's what do >> If you want to be a what's it?

[01:04:20]Carpenter. What's her name?

[01:04:22]>> Sabrina.

[01:04:22]>> Sabrina Carpenter or a Taylor Swift.

[01:04:24]Yes. You just get people to cookie cut it with AI. AI.

[01:04:32]>> No, I'm serious.

[01:04:32]>> No, no.

[01:04:34]>> So, don't if you think it sounds good, do it. And if you think it sounds [ __ ] don't do it.

[01:04:40]>> That's what I'm doing.

[01:04:41]>> And then everybody comes to the concert will have the same deafness that you have.

[01:04:48]It'll be a room full of becks.

[01:04:52]Oh, imagine that.

[01:04:54]There could be 30 brain cells in the same room.

[01:05:01]You >> scared me.

[01:05:02]>> I scared you?

[01:05:03]>> Yes.

[01:05:05]>> I think I'm going to get crucified for the um tutorial I'm editing now.

[01:05:14]>> Why?

[01:05:14]>> I was pretty brutal on you.

[01:05:16]>> It's all right.

[01:05:16]>> I kept on saying that this is what we're normally like.

[01:05:19]>> Yeah, it's fine. But people would have never heard me be >> telling me to suck it up.

[01:05:24]>> Suck it up, princess.

[01:05:27]>> You want to have a beach shot? Sorry.

[01:05:29]There's sand and there's sun and there's water >> and the wind >> and there's always wind on the beach.

[01:05:37]It's really annoying noise.

[01:05:40]>> You know, that's not a good thing to say to me. I'll actually make a DJ set just with that noise.

[01:05:46]>> It's more thinking for the people listening. Oh, I think they've turned off by now.

[01:05:52]They're over your DJing.

[01:05:56]I don't know. I think people just can't help themsel.

[01:06:00]There was some Oh, where did I say it?

[01:06:02]Is it?

[01:06:05]Yeah. Someone was making a comment on Anna's new song and I said, "I'm not an engineer.

[01:06:18]I play a little bit of guitar, but the mastering on this is [ __ ] You need to find someone better to master it." I can't tell you why. The vocals are mastered wrong.

[01:06:32]I think >> but if you're not an engineer how and you can't tell them why then shut up with your face.

[01:06:39]>> Yeah.

[01:06:41]>> If you have like expert knowledge and you could do it yourself and you actually know why >> which it' be just like the some of the clients come in and say I know I want more contrast. So you give it more oh no not that contrast the other one.

[01:06:55]>> What other is not another one? That's what Oh yeah.

[01:07:00]That's it. I said, "Yeah, put more saturation in it."

[01:07:07]>> It'll be something like that. That there'll be something he doesn't like, but he's >> doesn't know what to call it, so he's going to calling.

[01:07:15]>> So, I listen to it plenty of times. I've got decent setup at home to listen to it, so I write on that. And I didn't hear anything, you know, strongly obnoxious in any of the mastering at all. Like I felt the vocals because the style of songs, the vocals sat where they should sit, right out front because it's that well, you call it pop metal.

[01:07:43]>> It's bit poppy. Yeah.

[01:07:44]>> Yeah. But and pop needs to have that vocal out the front.

[01:07:48]>> The heavier stuff in metal, the vocal gets pulled back. But >> I think that's why the song works is it has that poppy.

[01:07:55]>> Yeah, I think it's I really like it.

[01:07:57]>> I did like some people commented they actually like the video.

[01:08:00]>> Oh, that's good.

[01:08:01]>> Well, I did like it because it was so not metal. I purposely wanted to give it that ' 90s crappy floating people >> floating people.

[01:08:17]>> Sorry. Yings again. I can't talk while I'm drinking. So, it's up to you.

[01:08:21]>> Up to me.

[01:08:23]>> Have you run out of things?

[01:08:24]>> No.

[01:08:27]>> Oh, what were you about to say? What?

[01:08:30]>> What?

[01:08:31]>> Thought you were about to say something.

[01:08:32]>> I was going to say that we It is time anyways.

[01:08:35]>> It's time. We've gone over.

[01:08:37]>> Yeah.

[01:08:39]>> Oh, well, wrap it up.

[01:08:41]>> Well, >> so just shake it. It'll wake up now.

[01:08:45]There. You can wrap it up.

[01:08:48]Have a good week, guys. We will still be in Melbourne next week.

[01:08:54]>> You will be.

[01:08:56]>> Where will you be?

[01:08:58]>> Where are you going?

[01:08:59]>> Oh, >> you'll be here.

[01:09:01]>> We'll talk about next week.

[01:09:02]>> Well, where are you going?

[01:09:04]>> We'll talk about next week.

[01:09:06]>> Concerned now. All right. Have a good one. We'll see you again next week.

[01:09:08]>> See you.