Larping Must Be Stopped

Added: 2026-05-31

[00:00:00]That is where you always been wrong about me, Lex. I actually don't know any of this. I lar. I I I lie. I wake up every morning AND DESPITE NOT KNOWING WHAT I'M talking about, I put one tweet up and try to be the best larer I can. I get things wrong all the time. But that's being a larer. And that's why it's so based.

[00:00:24]Laring is pretending or trying to be something that you are not. Now, laring is one of those words like aura. Once certain parts of the internet got a hold of it, they start just completely abusing the word. Like some of y'all just be using words incorrectly in contextes that don't even make sense.

[00:00:41]>> Palestinian sir won't lie here.

[00:00:46]>> It don't matter where you are on the internet. You comment about anything you just going to see. Don't care. Lar spelled his name wrong. Lar. You didn't even read it. fan if you hear LIKE CAN YOU SHUT UP >> AND WE HAVE REACHED A POINT IN society where laring has reached an all-time high. I don't know how people even get away with it when Disney movies teach you since birth that laring is never the way to go. Y'all called them corny for coining the term just be yourself. But we live in a world now where ALL YOU [ __ ] ARE FAKER THAN PLASTIC. BUT LARING is so common you might have not even might have. You definitely seen laring in your life, even if you didn't call it as such. Like, you'll have someone so broke they can't even pay attention. But because they posted the fresh new air forces, you think that they're nothing but successful in life.

[00:01:37]That's laring. Don't even get me started on them catfish filters. I know a lot of people who were getting caught up like ease.

[00:01:44]>> You don't speak.

[00:01:46]>> What's y'all doing?

[00:01:50]>> Now you got catfishing, too. people online pretending to be celebrities.

[00:01:54]Like, you are not Travis Scott, MY [ __ ] STOP. LIKE, I KNOW Y'ALL been on Instagram and seen a fine Asian bid in your following only to click on the profile and it's a ugly top, [ __ ] Bro, GET GET THAT BAD BIT OFF YOUR PROFILE, [ __ ] YOU EVER HAD A FRIEND THAT acts completely different when you are around some girls?

[00:02:14]>> Guys are jerks.

[00:02:15]>> God, I know, right? Guys are the worst.

[00:02:18]>> Try it. And people will really lar anything regardless if it makes sense OR NOT. BECAUSE WHY WERE [ __ ] actually laring being blind?

[00:02:27]>> SIT DOWN, BIG FELLA.

[00:02:28]>> WHY ARE YOU FAKING BEING DISABLED, my [ __ ] >> So, as you can see, there is so many examples, and now I really want to delve deep. Now, there is so many avenues to discuss laring, and I'm going to start with a take that might genuinely get me blitzed on every platform, but hey, we getting fired anyway, Ernie. [ __ ] it.

[00:02:47]Religion got to be the most lared media of all time. From the priest to the people, there is no limit to the lar.

[00:02:55]Now, I am an avid Christian. I'll be the first to tell you God is real. But that does not change the fact that there is SO MUCH LARING ALL over religion. You got some pastors who don't even be teaching nothing for real and are literally just there to steal your money. Some of these pastors won't even let you leave the building without paying them in return. LIKE, DOG, I WILL JUMP UP THERE AND HARM YOU. YOU WILL SEE religious people on the internet call you the craziest combination of slurs of all time. And the moment you click their profile, they look as holy as you could possibly be.

[00:03:31]>> Is this [ __ ] serious?

[00:03:32]>> And the moment you ask any of them to recite a verse, they're just like, >> I'm I don't know.

[00:03:40]And that's not even all of them. I know you know a Muslim that's moving just like this. And I'm not saying you got to be perfect. I'm not. But y'all will be terrible people. But because you're religious, you think you're on a moral high ground and could escape accountability. What do you mean I'm a terrible person cuz of how I treat people. I GO TO CHURCH EVERY SUNDAY.

[00:03:59]>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

[00:04:00]>> The hell are you talking about?

[00:04:01]>> One of the funniest LARs to me got to be the African pastors. The treasure trove of clips of them online be frying me.

[00:04:10]And the African accents gets me making everything 30 times funnier.

[00:04:14]>> A PERSON WILL PERISH WITH YOU IN HELL.

[00:04:19]>> CALM DOWN, JAMAL.

[00:04:20]>> NOW, I know this is a touchy topic. I am not saying every pastor is bad. There is a lot of good ones. All I'm saying is be careful and to be honest, just learn from the source cuz there is a lot of LAR. That pastor one might get me locked up. So, f all that. I'm going two for two.

[00:04:35]>> Oh my goodness. Valentine.

[00:04:36]>> The political sphere falls for laring easier than doofus merch does for Perry.

[00:04:40]>> The platypus plumber. Perry the platypus plumber.

[00:04:44]>> PERRY. PERRY THE PLATYPUS.

[00:04:47]>> It don't matter if you left, right, front, or center. If you say something that any side would remotely like, you have their SUPPORT FOR LIFE. DEPORT THEM IMMIGRANTS. YEAH. GET RID OF BLACK PEOPLE. YEAH. KEEP FANBOYS LEGAL.

[00:05:04]WHAT? This happens so much in the political sphere. There is literally a word for it called grifting. And I couldn't even sit here and name you the amount of people that have gained generational wealth off of pretending to pick a side. It doesn't matter if you contradict yourself or switch teams either, as long as you are deriding the right person AT THE RIGHT TIME. Like the political sphere on both sides, dead be moving like ease. This guy on my life, he switches it up every single day. One day he's a Muslim, the next day he's a Christian. What did I tell you guys?

[00:05:37]>> I'm a Christian.

[00:05:39]>> Christian. Sorry.

[00:05:40]>> You're confused, brother. Bible.

[00:05:42]>> My brother, you're confused.

[00:05:44]>> And don't even get me started on the other kinds of laring that happens all over the internet, but specifically in politics, where you got [ __ ] out there saying, "I'm black and I found this funny." I know there's not a hit of melanin on you, STEPHEN. STOP. STOP LYING. BRO, ANIME IS SOMETHING that is lared heavily, especially nowadays. And I honestly don't even know why. When I was younger, I used to LAR not knowing anime just so I didn't get made fun of because I grew up in a time where if you knew too much about anime, [ __ ] going to look at you like this.

[00:06:16]>> Hey, this [ __ ] like head tie.

[00:06:21]Now, when it comes to laring in anime, a lot of people point to famous people being the ones that are doing it. Like a really popular clip is this streamer named Emaru where she completely misnames her own cosplay, calling the character she's cosplaying Assa instead of Yoru. Now to a non-anime fan, I know they look damn near the exact same, but this is like misnaming one of the twins that were on Zack and Cody. You You just don't do that. This Michael B. Jordan one is really bad. If you've seen Creed 3, you know he definitely watches anime, but this clip, I'm sorry, is just egregious. is Narotu Shapiro.

[00:06:58]>> What that mean, [ __ ] >> And Logan Paul got hit with one of the worst ratios in Twitter history for laring as if he knows anime. Now, a lot of these people are pretty easy to point and laugh at. I know I'm laughing at him, too. But I would argue 99% of the actual anime laring be inside the community. The amount of anime laring that happens more so from the community than the celebrities is egregious. You will have Jiujutsu Kaisen fans legitimately read the manga through Tik Tok leaks and then they'll come to yell at you as if they know what they're talking about. And them Tik Tok comments be the worst, man. You will really see people under JJK edits talking like, "Oh my god, I love Jane Juliet."

[00:07:44]>> Dragon Ball fans have the meme for a reason. they legitimately haven't seen the first half of their series and they will say things blatantly wrong in confidence like they're scholars or something. Do the knowledge, [ __ ] And we got people watching some of these anime online again pretending like they're super fans or something when they literally skip entire arcs in their show. Now, you could consume media however you want. If you want to watch Naruto and sleep through half the show and only watch the hype moments in Aura, more power to you. It's your life. But don't come online yelling at other people when I know AND YOU KNOW THAT YOU DON'T know what you're talking about.

[00:08:26]I'm going really just start naming these fools by name. KAISENAT. I I I GOT TO ROAST YOU. KAISENAT'S ONE OF THE BIGGEST larers of all time. And not too long ago, I actually defended him on this video right here. And although I still stand by my take on the reading actually being a good thing, the more clips and streams that I have seen, I realize, nah, y'all was low-key right. He be laring like crazy. Like the amount of clips you could find with relative ease of him laring anything is insane.

[00:08:55]>> You kind of bust it up, but headphones.

[00:09:00]Why you not >> Now, one of the most popular ones is this right here where he caps about knowing One Piece.

[00:09:06]>> Watch One Piece.

[00:09:07]>> Yeah. [ __ ] don't. It's too long though, bro. Um, >> okay. Name three characters.

[00:09:11]>> Loy. Loy. Holy [ __ ] Are you [ __ ] >> Now, getting anime names wrong ain't that bad. I used to read the Naruto manga before I actually watched it. So, I spent most of middle school calling Sasuke su.

[00:09:24]>> If you said you watching the show and you don't know how to pronounce it, brother, why are you lying? Now, one of the worst clips I've seen recently has to be this one right here. calling one of the biggest artists in the world cosplay and then has the audacity to say >> that you know who that is >> really thought he pulled a mysterious niche artist. MAN, YOU'RE CORNY. BUT I THINK THE worst of the worst got to be the fake laughing. Now you'd be lying if you said you never fake laughed in a scenario. I'd be fake laughing to [ __ ] I don't talk to like ease.

[00:10:00]>> I see you laughing now.

[00:10:03]>> I SEE YOU LAUGHING.

[00:10:05]BOY, IF YOU DON'T. BUT SOME OF THESE ARE like embarrassingly fake.

[00:10:17]>> Now, faking high energy or even some laughter is something you got to do as a content creator. It low-key just come with the job. And lar is something that content creators do all the time. Cory Ketchin even called himself out for it and it was hilarious. A few of my friends have told me to try out this uh how.net type thing. It's basically where you Nobody told me. YouTubers be like, "Yeah, I saw in the comments you guys wanted me to." Nah, you know what? Like, YouTubers and streamers really be lying all the time.

[00:10:49]One of the funniest instances of recent memory had to be the Marlin situation where this man real life tried to make this 300 IQ play in order to and I quote fool the entire internet. It's one of the corniest videos you'll ever watch too. This man was real life talking about some >> stage one the crash out stage.

[00:11:09]>> I don't know what y'all doing.

[00:11:10]>> No son why nobody give a [ __ ] So, this man started his plan by having a quote unquote crash out live on stream and him acting insane just consisted of him doing this.

[00:11:24]>> You won't see me for a very long time.

[00:11:25]I'll be real. I don't want to miss >> I was going to do that and then I CAME BACK.

[00:11:31]>> THIS IS like nothing close to a definition of a crash out. This really feel like when you see them post them white girls be we doing and they're like, "Oh my god, I'm so quirky."

[00:11:41]>> Shut your ass up, [ __ ] He said in the video while he was gone for that entire week, people in his community were asking where he went. But if you actually go and look on Twitter during THAT TIME FRAME, NOBODY ASKED FOR THIS [ __ ] And he tried to keep up the LAR as much as he can too. Cuz even after he got exposed and constantly clowned for this moment, he still tried to pretend that he posted the video on accident.

[00:12:06]>> Blame them or anything like that. It's funny at the end of day, but it's like my editor still posted it cuz it was done being and I didn't respond when they said uh when when you want it to be posted and they posted it and I swear it was out for I swear on my life it was out for 2 minutes but Clippers already downloaded the whole bot and made clips about it.

[00:12:24]>> This man really lied and proceeded to say on my life >> man. I'm dead.

[00:12:31]>> Yeah, he was out there getting cooked.

[00:12:32]All I got to say is that's tough. Like tough TOUGH LIKE THAT'S OH MY GOD.

[00:12:40]>> SOME OF the worst larpers and influencers on social media got to be the gurus. Their entire job is to make you feel like you are failing at life only to sell you a BS course. Like I would learn more from Miss Rachel than you, [ __ ] And the courses you buy will either have the most basic information of all time or it's stuff that's not even useful. I don't know how this method has constantly been recycled and repeated all throughout the internet and people still have not caught on. You're looking at this rich guy on Instagram with a hearist being like, "Damn, bro.

[00:13:14]What's the method?" [ __ ] YOU ARE THE METHOD. JUST OUT THERE TRYING to sell you a dream. And the craziest thing about their laring, they know themselves that they are not as rich as they say, but they will set money goals for you to the most astronomically high numbers to make yourself feel like a failure.

[00:13:32]>> Go look at your paycheck. It's not at least 100 grand a month. You got WORK TO DO.

[00:13:38]>> NERD culture is something that has been lared literally forever. And most of the time, it's by women. Wait, guys. Wait.

[00:13:45]Let me finish. GUYS, LET ME FINISH. ONLY FANS. WOMAN. I meant only fans women because nurse spaces are largely filled with men who are vehemently scared of women. It's a perfect space for a lot of women to pray and get some money. And it's to the point where I can't even hate the hustle. You just taking advantage of [ __ ] who can't keep either their dick or their money in their pants. Like I can't cosign Abig brother, but >> I ain't mad at you for what you >> But the nerd laring that be the worst comes from the men. And this one mainly shows up in the gaming sphere, but you could point it out in other areas too.

[00:14:17]But it's the people that pretend they're gamers that complain about everything non-game related in a GAME THAT YOU DON'T PLAY. I REALLY hate how these people go like, "Oh, they're disrespecting the true gamers." When the things you complain about have no effect on the game play, like no actual gamer is getting mad that a woman's a protagonist in a game in the same gaming sphere where Tomb Raider is a highly respected franchise. You're not A GAMER, DOG. STOP LYING. AND I'MMA END THE video with someone you should all know. LeBron James has got to be the biggest larer of all time. The way he has lied about anything under the sun IS THE HIGHEST TIER COMEDY.

[00:15:01]>> I was listening to those guys when I my first year with the heat in 2010.

[00:15:11]There is entire compilations of him just capping. Whether it's him reading, him lying about a movie. He'll even be out there making up reasons why he wears the number six.

[00:15:22]>> The number six um one cuz 23 is one of my favorite numbers as well. So, you know, 2 * 3 is six. His most iconic one is when he went on national TV and decided to lie about Kobe's 80point game, saying, >> "I said he was going to before the game even started when I seen uh I said he was probably going to score 70."

[00:15:45]>> And this [ __ ] had the audacity to say, "I don't know what made me say it. Son, you did not say this [ __ ] dog." The funniest one, in my opinion, got to be when he was asked about Liverpool. The way you could tell LeBron was just caught off guard and was making [ __ ] up on the spot just be frying me. And it progressively gets worse later on.

[00:16:06]>> Yeah, Crouchy is actually a Liverpool legend. He used to play there. I don't know if you knew that.

[00:16:09]>> No, I knew that. No, I knew that. I didn't get an opportunity to see him play when he was with the club, but I definitely knew I I definitely knew that.

[00:16:16]>> The current the current captain Jordan Henderson just scored his first goal for England the other day. It was amazing to see. You fan of his?

[00:16:22]>> No, absolutely. And I saw and I saw a clip of that, too. I didn't get an opportunity to actually see the game live, but um I saw that he was able to score one in in in the match the other day and I thought that was uh it's pretty unique the fact that he would do that and also be with Liverpool Football Club.

[00:16:34]>> What's so funny about this clip to me is that LeBron is so nervous and offguard.

[00:16:38]He dead said seeing that is unique. You describing someone hitting a goal unique, my [ __ ] When I heard him say that, I dead said this [ __ ] >> Well, LeBron's one of the funniest lepers of all time, bro. I can't even lie. But that's all I got for y'all. Let me know any other forms of laring or pretending that I missed throughout this episode. Thank y'all for watching and supporting as always and I'mma catch y'all next time.

[00:17:04]>> Wake up.

[00:17:08]It's like you got common peace.