☠️ They Came For ME... I Was READY

Added: 2026-05-25

[00:00:00]The Matrix came for me again, but this time I was prepared. It's your favorite time again. We'll be doom scrolling taroonies. And yes, friends, my computer did blow up again. I have been cursed beyond imagination. 2024 computer blew up. I fixed it. It blew up again. 2025 computer blew up. I fixed it. Chat GBT does some hallucination. I follow the instructions. Boom. It blows up again.

[00:00:28]Now the ram shits THE BED, FRIENDS. IN 25 FREAKING YEARS, my ram has never blown up.

[00:00:35]One after the other. I'm just laughing now. I'm just laughing, friends. You know, in the Bible, there's a story, right? I'm sure you've heard of Job. I call him Jobby Job. Job. So the the It's interesting the the story of Job. It's it's very it's frightening to a lot of people because the story of Job is Job does a lot of good things. He's gray, prays, worships God, etc. And then he gets slapped around. And the whole point of it is that there is like a a judgment divine court where there's God and there's Lucifer and Lucifer's basically fallen away. He's like, you know what?

[00:01:12]I'm jealous of humans and like humans suck anyway, so I'm just going to go and go to the non-light area. Right? And the whole point of Job is that he gets slapped around. He gets cursed. All these children die. They take away all his family. He literally just get obliterated. All his family destroyed.

[00:01:29]All his wealth gone. Like he just kills all his crops and God just does it just to prove a point to Satan. That's basically it. Where he's like, "Hey, see, he's not going to stop worship worshiping me. He's going to stay around." That's why a lot of people get like frightened by this. They're like, "Man, this is like crazy. Like, why would you go do this?" Um, but still, Job gets rewarded eventually cuz he just doesn't give up. He's like, "Man, why is it happening to me?"

[00:01:53]Anyway, I'm I'm going to keep going. And he basically he mogs Lucifer. He believes in something. You know, that's why this story though, it's not for the faint heart, but I think everyone should learn about it. It's basically I think it's like everyone just telling everyone, hey, you're going to get slapped around and you don't know why.

[00:02:08]And that's why they're giving this example of like, hey, there's God and Satan in some sort of like, you know, divine court and they're just arguing about, hey, how are humans going to react and are they even worth about they're in another dimension? You have no idea what the hell is going on. Now, is that happening to us? I don't know. I mean, cuz you got no idea, right?

[00:02:27]If I pass away right now, I go to the pearly gates, God's waiting there, and he's like, "Dude, I sent you AI AI stocks. I pumped the oil for you. I gave you Pokémon cards.

[00:02:39]You just don't get it, Somi. You don't get it, dude. I pumped literally all the assets you were meant to get involved in, but for SOME REASON, YOU'RE STUCK with your stupid crypto old coins."

[00:02:50]And I'll say, "God, listen, man. I don't know how it's going to work with this new heaven and new earth stuff, but please, I don't think I want to go back.

[00:03:01]I don't think I want to go back."

[00:03:02]Hexangelo Paul saying yacht party.

[00:03:11]>> Gosh, what's going on here, man? Oh, he's cooked.

[00:03:16]>> He's uh cooked. F. You ever been in a party where there's a guy like that?

[00:03:20]Have you? It's so funny. It's so funny.

[00:03:22]You should go check on him some sometimes. Yeah. That's why a lot of people get fight and they're like, "Oh, no. He He seems to be having the worst time. He's No, no, no, no, no, no. Trust me. You know Pluto? I don't think you know Pluto." Well, he's actually on Pluto and he's having the time of his life. Lily, she's a Coridanzo believer.

[00:03:41]Me, when he says he's into Pokémon, this is a bellspout. I think it's a girl in here. I can tell by the figure. Uh Lily Friends as well. She's just randomly appeared on my timeline. I like and I follow her. She's a Cardanzo believer. She believes it like big time in Cardanzo. I think I've seen her post a lot. I don't know if she's sponsored though, so don't quote me on it. Here she has Pokemon cards. You'd go her.

[00:04:05]She's all right. Here she has um >> within eight.

[00:04:08]>> Yeah, she's poke past about crypto, of course. Here's Lily. Good morning. Happy Bitcoin pizza day. Yeah, you'd go her >> cooking. Here's the latest news. Alran is now being used to recycle water as hyper.

[00:04:19]>> She's speaking about um Yeah. Oh, wow.

[00:04:22]Prince, is she related to Bangers? She looks exactly like Bangers. Are they cousins or is that the sister? Can't tell these days, dude. Honestly, on the internet, you all look the same.

[00:04:34]But yeah, good luck to all the altcoin holders. I mean, like, yeah, good luck.

[00:04:38]We know how tough it's been. What can we really do, friends? This is wild.

[00:04:44]What? Prayers for Bit Boy. Dude can't just catch a break. Please tell me it's fake. The image is a mug shot of Brent Hoffman, 75-year-old man charged with homoside. It's not Bit Boy. Oh gosh, thank God. Okay, so yeah, Bit Boy fans, a tale as old as time, right?

[00:05:01]Confidence, and then drugs, and then gambling. They all come out. So friends, remember when you're going to hear about Bit Boy, you're not going to hear the real story. The story you're going to hear is a guy who got greedy and like lost it all. I mean, like, you know, whatever. Shiver me timbers. You know, this is pretty much every every single person in crypto. The story about big boy friends is not actually that. Okay.

[00:05:19]The real story about Bit Boy is a guy who was with one girl when he was young.

[00:05:26]Then he got a taste of drugs.

[00:05:29]He got on the gear, you know, testosterone replacement therapy. He started feeling confident in himself. He started feeling, "Wow, I'm on top of the world. I can go speak to girly girls."

[00:05:41]you know, they're not going to go whisk me away like all the Reddit people say.

[00:05:46]And that confidence started off the flywheel and he did not know how to handle himself. And then eventually he spiraled because the story of Bit Boy, I mean, as comical as it is, he literally had his wife and kids and then his mistress and he tried to keep both at the same time. So that's the real story of Bit Boy and why I shed light on that is for you. Okay, some of you maybe been with the same girl for a long time.

[00:06:09]Maybe you've never tasted alcohol. Maybe you don't know what it's like to have a lot of money in your bank account and walk around and have this confidence like, you know what, I can afford that bubble gum.

[00:06:21]You know that McDonald's Happy Meal? I could upgrade it to a family meal. I could do that. Okay, some of you are going to have that luxury one day. I know with altcoins might take 15 years, but one day you'll get there. Just know that pride comes before the fall. Not everybody can handle it. You see, I've been walking around with these bad boys, friends. See what I mean? The confidence.

[00:06:42]But ultimately, at the end of the day, you know, you have to control yourself.

[00:06:46]You know, if you take one sip of alcohol, next thing you know, you're doing degenerate stuff like 10x leverage long Zcash with Davy Soy Hoffman, you have to control for yourself. All right?

[00:06:58]Because nobody else is going to come control it for you. As we've got to learn with everybody in crypto, when you get a lot of money, if you can't control it for yourself, people weasle their way in and they're just there to vulture off you.

[00:07:09]But that's why I make this channel here for you. Check it out.

[00:07:14]Bandit Gainsy calls Ethereum an embarrassment. They're an embarrassment to begin with, and they've been embarrassment for a long time. They've never wanted to fix the high fees, the fees that we had during 2021 and 2022 on Bull on Ethereum was insane. They never fixed them. Even if it's not dead in the water, it seems like a permanent underperformer.

[00:07:32]>> The last time they weren't in >> So yeah, friends, I've spoken a lot about Gainy, you know, just kind of like got gotten tired of like just explaining, you know, his story and stuff out here, but you know, whatever.

[00:07:41]Just leave it under the bridge for now.

[00:07:43]But yeah, look, remember friends, Ethereum, what do I know, dude? You know, altcoins have been dog [ __ ] for five years. I literally I know nothing. But Ethereum doesn't have a soy problem. It doesn't have a Vitalic problem. It does not have a Ethereum Foundation problem. It's got a business cycle problem, friends. It's got a business cycle problem. It's got a consumer sentiment problem. And not consumer sentiment with actually Ethereum. A consumer sentiment worldwide because consu consumer sentiment just hit a record low.

[00:08:10]You might wonder, but Somi, you know, indicators go up and down. No, habibi.

[00:08:15]This has been running for 70 years. The their sentiment is less than the GFC.

[00:08:21]You're like, whoa, whoa, whoa. You mean when the world economy got so bad, Satoshi had to step in and create Bitcoin? You mean that sentiment? Yes, Habibi. Yes, we are actually lower than that sentiment. If you want to know when we had the last double bubble all season, friends, 2017, the proper bull run. Check it out. The consumer sentiment was 95. Now it's down to 49.8.

[00:08:44]Okay. Now, of course, what's a trillion dollar question? How do we reverse it? I don't know. I I I don't know, friends.

[00:08:51]Somehow we've got to give purchasing power back to the people. I don't know.

[00:08:55]God knows. Uh government hands out money. I I don't know. Is that even enough? Maybe we need robo taxi. That's just one example. I don't know. You know what I mean? Just robo taxi just seems cool because if you can order an Uber and it cost you $10, there's a lot of families out there. They don't have to buy their second car and they don't have to spend, you know, $3,000 for their insurance. Because a lot of companies as well, if you use the auto drive feature on the car, insurance companies will now say, "We'll give you 50% off your insurance. Just make sure the robot drives are not." You think about the cost savings there over time. And you don't even need to spend on your car, you know? So, I'm just throwing out there these things out here. We don't really know. If you knew the catalyst moment, you'd wait for the catalyst and you just go all in. That's why it's not so easy, right? You just have to believe it eventually uh figures it out and it works itself out over time. Here we have some beautiful things to do when we for so um Indian street food again.

[00:09:55]What's in here? Like you know they're like dead crickets. Oh could be food alive.

[00:10:00]Yum yum yum yummy for my tummy. Oh wow.

[00:10:03]Made with AI. Come on dude. You know what's actually funny that we've seen uh Dude, you don't need to put AI from Indian street food. It's as mystical and magical already as it is. Trust me on that one.

[00:10:16]Grand Inquisitor Chichiro has been reposted by Cryptobella with a PI logo and that's all he's replied to and he's replying to Domino's Pizza that says what needs to go in here and they've got a trash can and they've got uh he's posted the PI remember the reference is Richard Hart calling PEI a stupid trash garbage coin you know and other people wondering hey it is stupid trash. Yeah, cuz it's still ongoing and the Poland pioneers are building stuff, right? Just like if you were to go to New York land 300 years ago and you said it's just a patch of grass. What's going on here?

[00:10:52]There's not even a red light district yet. Exactly yet.

[00:10:58]Yet, Victor, here's what I know about Hex. It was called a scam at all these prices.

[00:11:05]The people calling it a scam got louder.

[00:11:07]Now the price is down there even louder.

[00:11:09]Yeah, it is. So, it is. Um, I think it's worth lottery ticket, dude. But then again, I've been saying that for 5 years. Totally full fully aware of that.

[00:11:18]Candace Owens says she does not believe Elong Mah, Sam Olman, or Peter Theel are fully human instead of describing them as hybrids. Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised with that. I'm totally on board with that. She pointed to what be described as unusual about their eyes and question whether they even bleed.

[00:11:33]Yeah, friends, it is it's no secret they're really weird. You know, friends, you look at me. Okay, a lot of people thought I was weird. I go I I don't have a single weird burn bone in my body. You know what I mean? So, you know what weird's like, you know, like when we're weird, we do weird things or we say stuff. We're like, "Oh, I can't believe you just have no shame." We're weird like that. You know, they're weird as in you're like, "Elong, Elong, one of your eyes is twitching." And then he'll like get a screwdriver. You like peel off his skin, undo a screw, put a new chip in, put the skin flap back, and then like you stop stretching. You know what I mean? Like it's it's a different type of weed. You can see it. Scam alman, weird psychopath. Peter Theal. So friends, when you say that when we say they're weird, do you know why? Cuz you and I, friends, we're human, right? We can sniff out other humans.

[00:12:32]These, it's like they're missing a soul.

[00:12:34]You can tell their empathy. It doesn't It doesn't tick right. There's something cold bloodooded about them. You get what I mean? It it is. You know, they're just scaly. You You know, something about them just don't seem right.

[00:12:51]Carl Esti has deped cancer. Wonder how that's going to play out. Remember, SI is the savings die. It goes up above a dollar because it gets paid by the yield. Um, I don't know what's going on. If I did, I would have been retired by now. Hopefully the DCA bullets work. Become a spoon with the rest of us. Starting the bull market all by ourselves. Also, friends, special funny information. So, yes, I did get attacked by the Matrix and my computer store friend. Um, friends, if I wish I recorded his face when I walked in, he was just like like he didn't even say anything. He was just like cuz I knew what it was. I knew the last combo we had it was right after Trump's strate US strategic reserve at the beginning of last year or so or maybe a few months into last year and yeah we're just I mean do I need do I even need to say anything? You know what I mean? We waiting for such a damn long time. Also interesting friends Chris 1000X my friend Chris Chrissy boo he's in my telegram he comes in literally he comes in a few hours ago two hours ago he goes hey guys there's a co-host from bankless apparently he sold Ethereum we love you Chris bro where you been sir 3 days ago I literally was the first person in the world to report on it within you can even see my screenshot I think Davy soy Hoffman had posted it 42 minutes ago so within the hour I was already doing breaking news and video uh updates on a straightaway immediately, which just kind of funny that um everybody's in disbelief cuz they're like, "Nah, if you really knew what you were doing, you know, then the prices would be up higher."

[00:14:35]You know, imagine 9 years ago while the whole world is buying Ethereum, you said, "Hey, hey, hey, decentralized finance guy, blockchain guy, crypto guy, move aside.

[00:14:49]I'm going to go buy this card picture.

[00:14:54]It's got a Pikachu dressed as Mario.

[00:14:57]And I'm not even going to open it. Okay.

[00:14:59]I'll see you in 9 years.

[00:15:02]The boxes of that set are now $50,000 US.

[00:15:06]You could have got them for $100 in Japan.

[00:15:13]That's all I'll say. Like, subscribe.

[00:15:14]Catch you in the next one.