Jason Almost Gets Us Unalived and the Ultimate PP sucking price

Added: 2026-05-25

[00:00:00]If I have a green goo in my nose, have I asked you this? Yes or no?

[00:00:05]>> No. You >> No. This is good for couples. And then if I'm if they're like, "You're going to you're going to die if you if your friend David so doesn't suck it out with his bare mouth." If the doctor was like, "Listen, if you push the booger in deeper, he'll die faster." Guess which one I'm choosing?

[00:00:19]>> You're blowing in my nose.

[00:00:20]>> I'm blowing in your nose to make it go as fast to your brain as possible. It's like, "Please end his life now." And what's up everybody? Welcome to another episode of the Genius Brain Podcast.

[00:00:27]Here is this [ __ ] idiot right here.

[00:00:30]>> Why do you guys squint your eyes like this?

[00:00:32]>> Let me tell you something.

[00:00:32]>> Ferocious.

[00:00:33]>> For the past two weeks, I've been so excited to have Jason on this podcast cuz you because >> are you fat or no?

[00:00:40]>> What the [ __ ] man? We just started. I was going to say something nice about you.

[00:00:43]>> Oh, sorry.

[00:00:44]>> Yeah, let me start over. 54321. Not actually start over. I'm just going to start over as in the sense of me just freshly. 54321. Welcome everybody to a Genius Bank podcast. This is Jason Chenny. So years ago when I met Jason, right, he went to a therapy session and his uh therapist said like, "Oh, you might be autistic." And I was like, "Man, that's probably not true. It's probably a joke." It turns out he is [ __ ] And I just >> You said you were going to say a nice thing.

[00:01:07]>> I am. I'm trying to set it. Let me set it up.

[00:01:09]>> Okay.

[00:01:10]>> So, if you guys ever feel like Jason is an idiot, it's true. Forgive him. Amen.

[00:01:14]So, let's start this podcast fresh.

[00:01:16]>> Wait, what?

[00:01:17]>> What are you talking about?

[00:01:17]>> You said you're going to say a nice thing, man.

[00:01:19]>> I I just did. I said that you are actually slightly in the spectrum ofation and people should treat you as such and not expect anything out of you.

[00:01:30]>> Isn't that nice?

[00:01:30]>> I was really trying to find like the nice things in there.

[00:01:33]>> This is the nice thing. We're in Sacramento. Okay, it's it's 1:00 a.m.

[00:01:37]We're in downtown Sacramento, right? It is dangerous out here. People get stabbed. They get shot up or whatever, whatnot. We're getting a slice of pizza.

[00:01:45]There is this man who approaches us.

[00:01:47]>> A nice man.

[00:01:48]>> A nice sweet sweet drunk man.

[00:01:51]>> Not that drunk >> with his with his child that's clearly sleepy yawning.

[00:01:55]>> Okay.

[00:01:56]>> Right.

[00:01:56]>> Yeah.

[00:01:57]>> Dangerous. He comes and tries to steal a pizza that's not there.

[00:02:00]>> He did.

[00:02:00]>> He did that.

[00:02:01]>> He did. He He went like this to one of our friends >> and I went, "Ah, thanks, man. Cool." Was that all right, bro? Jason thinks that I'm trying to have Hold on a second.

[00:02:09]Jason thinks that I'm trying to have a fun conversation with him.

[00:02:11]>> I'm going to tell my story after yours.

[00:02:12]>> You have no story because you're an idiot. And so I go, "Okay." I say, I'm like, "All right, bro. Have a good one."

[00:02:18]But I'm like trying to end the conversation. And Jason goes like, "It's fun time now." In the hood of Sacramento, >> it wasn't the hood. It was like a really nice gentrified, beautiful area.

[00:02:28]>> Absolutely [ __ ] not.

[00:02:30]>> There was like white people with nose rings.

[00:02:32]>> This man comes up. He's like, "Dude, I'm a singer." And you're like, "Oh, you want to sing?" He's like, "You should sing for us." And I'm like, in my mind, I'm thinking like, if this man finds out that Jason is making fun of him, he's going to stab us. And it's going to happen real quick. I'm giving Jason's like social cues. Straight social cues.

[00:02:46]I'm like looking at him like this like and I'm like, >> "Bro, you have really thick eyelids.

[00:02:49]Nobody can see your social cues."

[00:02:51]>> Shut your filthy Taiwanese mouth. Dude, >> you never said that.

[00:02:54]>> And so I'm looking at social cues. I'm looking at my buddy Anna and we're looking at each other. We're laughing.

[00:02:59]Okay, Jason's going to get it. When you have autism, you don't see social cues at all.

[00:03:06]>> That's not true.

[00:03:06]>> Now, 100% you are an idiot. He puts us in the most dangerous situation ever.

[00:03:12]There's a young lady who's like 4 foot 11 next to us. This guy, there's the funniest moment, too. We're like, "Hey, I think your kid's tired." Like, nah, he's fine. The kid starts yawning. So, I'm like, "What the [ __ ] is wrong with Jason Chenny?" Turns out his therapist is right. He is autistic. Jason doesn't understand social cues of it's dangerous. And you know what the funniest thing was? I I actually laughed so hard later on at night because he's so [ __ ] stupid. I like, "Dude, are you out of your [ __ ] mind?" That was generous and [ __ ] This full response, "I'm not a bad man. I'm not a bad guy."

[00:03:46]I was like, "What?" I like, "WHAT THE [ __ ] ARE YOU talking about?" I'm not a bad guy. I never said you're a bad person. You're like, "Listen, maybe you and I just have two different ways of living." I'm like, "I'm going to [ __ ] kill this guy now. I'm going to kill him." What's your story? Please continue.

[00:04:01]>> I'm going to tell you something.

[00:04:02]>> All right. Here we go.

[00:04:03]>> This story is completely skewed by your [ __ ] You know what? Your fans know this. You be [ __ ] twisting and turning.

[00:04:10]>> I haven't twisted [ __ ] in your life.

[00:04:11]>> You twist the whole [ __ ] First of all, >> go tell your story.

[00:04:14]>> This is um Okay, this is a white >> you almost trying to get us killed.

[00:04:17]>> This is a white gentleman in his >> 30s with his son who's 10 years old. He came over. He was trying to grab a pizza because he's hungry and he has a son. He trying to feed the son. You know this is true. He has a bucket of of money like and mostly it was quarters. I don't even know where he found that but a couple of bucks, right? And then and then David immediately saw this hungry white gentleman. He dapped him up. He's like, "Hey man, everything good?" He dapped him up and then uh the wise gentleman came and didn't sound like me at all.

[00:04:48]>> You did you did you dap him up? Yes or no? Say it to the camera.

[00:04:52]>> I already said that I was giving him, "Hey, thanks man. I appreciate you." And I dapped him up.

[00:04:56]>> Dapped him up. This is my turn to [ __ ] tell the story. Okay. And then he goes to this homeless man, sad man, >> first of all, >> who is trying to make some friends. He's wasn't even homeless. He was pulling a scam. And he keeps calling him homeless.

[00:05:09]And this guy is just like, "I'm not homeless."

[00:05:12]>> Let me tell you something. The guy's homeless.

[00:05:13]>> He wasn't homeless.

[00:05:14]>> He was He had a card. It says homeless on it. He showed me. He said, "I'm homeless." Anyways, my point is this. He was hungry, right? And I And then he dabbed him up and then he said, "Oh, I'm a singer." And then I'm like, "Oh, this is probably David's friend. This is his hood. I'm going to [ __ ] burn this whole podcast studio down." Sorry, everybody. Hold on. You There's two different sides and your side is completely skewed and delusional, brother.

[00:05:41]>> Okay.

[00:05:42]>> Flashbacks again. I'm getting so stressed right now. Continue.

[00:05:44]>> And then and then he's says I'm a singer. I was like, you know who else is a singer? My friend David is a singer.

[00:05:51]You guys collab on an Instagram post.

[00:05:53]You know what the biggest >> both of you blow up. The biggest crime is that that man was singing off key and it was killing me. It was terrible.

[00:05:59]Honestly, I thought it was a beautiful.

[00:06:01]>> And second of all, you got to stop calling him homeless. He was not homeless. And you know what is so funny about this guy? He goes, "Let me out of nowhere as we're talking." I was like, "Dude, you have to be more careful here." He was like, "Let me tell you a story. Years ago, there was this person.

[00:06:15]I saw this homeless person. Then we gave them money and it just like it showed him that that people just need help." I was like, "Yeah, >> he's not homeless. Why do you keep calling him homeless?" He wasn't homeless.

[00:06:26]>> He had pee stains.

[00:06:28]>> He had pea stains. He did not shower.

[00:06:31]His kid was homeless, too. Dude, his hair, his kid had messed up hair.

[00:06:34]>> I have never been so angry, then stressed, then I then started laughing hysterically to myself at later at night. I was like, "This fool is autistic as hell, dude. I've never seen somebody who is so [ __ ] dumb off the stage, it blows my mind." You see anybody who's been see Jason on the stage, it's almost like he's a genius.

[00:06:54]I'm like, how is somebody so sharp and so smart? Right. When he just one foot off the step like this, drool comes out of his mouth like that. How the [ __ ] do you turn off your brain so fast?

[00:07:11]>> Right there. See? See what happened right there? Your brain stopped right there. That's a witness.

[00:07:15]>> It did. It did. It did stop. It did stop. Is Can I tell you why? I'm going to be honest right now. And this is a really important thing for everybody to know >> is because my brain is so fast. is going so quickly at all the speed.

[00:07:29]>> Lower jaw moment and say your brain is fast.

[00:07:30]>> Would you say look at my fingers right now?

[00:07:32]>> Yeah. Stick it out.

[00:07:33]>> This is how fast everything goes. Right.

[00:07:34]>> Don't stick out your lower jaw and say your brain is fast.

[00:07:38]>> Everything goes in a tunnel and then and then it's hard for some things to come out. Brother, I have never been so irritated at Jason ever in my life. And I just like couldn't wrap my head around what the [ __ ] he was doing. And I was like, "This fool doesn't understand the dire situation we're in." And he's just like, I'm just trying to have a good time.

[00:07:57]>> I'm I'm going to tell you something and this is a kind of a secret. You are delusional.

[00:08:04]>> You're [ __ ] stupid.

[00:08:06]>> Hold on. Hold on. You were delusional and you have a lot of trauma.

[00:08:13]>> And let me tell you something. Let me finish. You have a lot of trauma and is very like I relate to your trauma. A lot of people relate to your trauma. Nobody relate to your trauma because you're [ __ ] delusional, man.

[00:08:25]>> I'm not delusional at all. I just couldn't believe how stupid you were.

[00:08:29]>> That was the most I don't understand how you haven't been stabbed 86 times by now.

[00:08:33]>> Let me talk.

[00:08:34]>> 86 times.

[00:08:35]>> That's a lot of times on a scale of delusion and and uh really what was what did you say about me?

[00:08:43]>> This is This is what I'm talking about.

[00:08:45]>> The problem.

[00:08:46]>> Say your [ __ ] thing, man.

[00:08:47]>> Everybody who has been to his show, this is what I'm talking about. Look at that.

[00:08:50]He's not on stage. Where did his brain go? It's [ __ ] gone. It's gone.

[00:09:00]>> Okay, say the next topic. Come on.

[00:09:01]>> There is no other topic.

[00:09:03]>> I just want you to know that.

[00:09:06]>> [ __ ] >> How dare you fabricate a completely different story. That is not >> That's not a different story. You know, >> we're going to be Will Pepper on here.

[00:09:13]>> It's pretty true.

[00:09:14]>> It's It's pretty true. I I say like the true thing. Let's be honest.

[00:09:18]>> Absolutely [ __ ] not. How did you like Sacramento?

[00:09:21]>> I really um you know what I really appreciate because they call it the the city of trees.

[00:09:30]>> Yes.

[00:09:31]>> And I love trees cuz when I was younger I did not like trees >> cuz nobody really like tree like why would you like trees?

[00:09:39]>> Who likes trees when you're younger you want to listen to loud music. You want to do a little cocaine, eat a little ecstasy, do a little bit of Xanax, and drink a lot. At >> the age of four, this is what you want to do at the age of four.

[00:09:51]>> Yeah. Four to, you know, 17.

[00:09:54]>> I think as a young man with a lot of testosterone, hard.

[00:09:58]>> My biggest regret is ever meeting this man in person. I wish I'd never met this man ever again. Now he's a permanent fixture in my life and I don't know how to get rid of him.

[00:10:06]>> Can I Can I tell you something?

[00:10:07]>> You're like herpes, dude. I just can't get rid of you. like you'll disappear for a little bit and then when I'm stressed you you appear like that's what you are.

[00:10:13]>> One thing that I do want to say about that incident is that you did say the n word with a hard >> you [ __ ] >> But but we're going to skip through that. But my point is this >> my point is this. You don't Can I tell you something? Nobody >> This podcast is brought to you by Better Help.

[00:10:31]>> That's that's a good >> You're so [ __ ] dumb, dude. There's a handful of people in this earth that has met you that has accepted you for who you are and I am top one is I'm a one.

[00:10:45]>> That's what I say to you.

[00:10:47]>> There there are only a few people. You know what? You're you're so [ __ ] dumb sometimes. Like I don't even know what to say. This guy shows up too. I show >> every time I take him somewhere to eat.

[00:11:00]It's always like the best place ever.

[00:11:02]And this will trick. You took me to one place, brother. Do not say every time I take you to Okay, there's both two two times you took me to a boat noodle place and then this other time and you But the thing is you that was your clothes. You like took me to the best place ever and then you have no other thing. What are you talking about? You didn't like the coffee spot I took you to?

[00:11:26]>> Okay, the coffee spot is good, too.

[00:11:28]>> It was beautiful.

[00:11:29]>> I taste it. It was beautiful.

[00:11:30]>> It was beautiful. You get done there?

[00:11:33]>> Yes. Oh. Oh. Which one? You took me to two.

[00:11:35]>> Oh, I took Oh, I took you to the the Rosary.

[00:11:37]>> This place is so sweet.

[00:11:38]>> I take him to like one of my favorite like Vietnamese coffee/batcha spots in like Sacramento. If you guys haven't been there, I'll support. It's called Caffeine Society. I go there. This fool finds the one thing that nobody orders on the menu and he [ __ ] orders it.

[00:11:53]>> How you you know? Okay, this is the autistic thing and I'm going to admit to this. When you go into like a crafts drink place, you're supposed to that's what you're supposed to get. But then the crafts drink latte matcha thing, I can't have sugar in the morning because I don't want to be um I don't want to I don't want to go that route. But my point is that I was getting a healthier choice that wasn't Do you know what I mean? Like I appreciated his drink. I didn't I couldn't appreciate his drink because I was being health consscious and and I didn't >> You already stuffed yourself with a ridiculous amount of Vietnamese food and then we got the coffee after. That wasn't the first thing that we had. That was the second thing we had. You stupid idiot.

[00:12:33]>> But it's sugar though and like whole milk and I get a little diarrhea sometimes when >> Do you really?

[00:12:38]>> Sometimes. Yeah. If I do too much like if I eat a pint of ice cream, I'm going to have diarrhea.

[00:12:42]>> I eat a pint of ice cream at night time at at like 12.

[00:12:45]>> Get the [ __ ] out of here. Really?

[00:12:47]>> I do do that. I I'll do that. I'll eat a whole pint of ice cream um three to four times a year, but then I'll eat ice cream for sure at least three times every week at night time at 12.

[00:12:59]>> This [ __ ] too, by the way, I should I should already know. I should be better than this.

[00:13:06]>> What?

[00:13:06]>> He's going to do a show in Sacramento and I say I'll show up to support. I should already know somehow he's going to force me up on stage.

[00:13:13]>> Bro, you know you're going on stage, brother. And I in my mind I thought to myself, he's going to respect me as a person. No.

[00:13:19]>> And allow me to [ __ ] relax and just have a moment to myself. I keep telling myself this because I think Jason is going to be a good person today. And I literally told him, "Dude, I've been I'm tired. I'm exhausted all day and he's going to allow me to do that." Full goes on stage. So there's this guy, David C.

[00:13:39]I'm like, "Fuck this guy."

[00:13:41]>> But how good was the transition, though?

[00:13:43]>> The transition was good, though. You know, like I did a support thing, bring on my good friend, you know what I mean?

[00:13:47]And it was so good. People loved it, you know what I mean? It adds a little pizzazz on the thing.

[00:13:54]>> That show was really good, though.

[00:13:55]>> That was a great show.

[00:13:56]>> It was a great great show, man. Crowd was [ __ ] fantastic. Will did a [ __ ] great job. Yeah, >> it was it was it was a fun [ __ ] show, man.

[00:14:04]>> Yeah, it was Yeah, Sacramento usually pretty good crowd. I I like Sacramento more than uh San Francisco.

[00:14:11]>> How was How was the San Francisco show?

[00:14:12]Um there it was the best uh crowd that I've received um out of all the times that I played San Francisco. But it's it that the feeling is not as good as Sacramento just because I feel like San Francisco people have more money.

[00:14:29]>> The more money you have, the less you laugh.

[00:14:31]>> Less you laugh. Poor people need joy.

[00:14:33]>> People need joy. The happiest people I know and the most grateful people are always um >> Sacramento people are just awesome, dude. They're just they're just ready for a good time.

[00:14:42]>> You didn't let me say [ __ ] poor people.

[00:14:44]>> No, Sacramento people are awesome, bro.

[00:14:47]We we're just always ready for a good [ __ ] time.

[00:14:50]>> That's true. Yes. But yeah, but you know, I think there's more money and people chase, you know, prestige or whatever the thing is. But but yeah, I love Sacramento crowd and I love that energy of it. People are >> You know what's so crazy too? Just like watching you on stage. Not on in a good way. I'm not going to make fun of you anymore, you stupid [ __ ] idiot. is it's just like watching in the last like how long have I known you now?

[00:15:12]>> Probably like four years. Years.

[00:15:13]>> Yeah. But it feels longer cuz you know you make it the relationship really turtuous.

[00:15:18]>> First of all, you didn't even say that word, right? And I'm very proud of you for trying.

[00:15:22]>> Hoping that you didn't [ __ ] guess.

[00:15:23]>> [ __ ] it. That was amazing that you tried.

[00:15:25]>> I'm happy that you tried a word that I always say that word. I always say that word and I always [ __ ] it up cuz that's a perfect way to describe it. How'd it say?

[00:15:33]>> Tumultuous.

[00:15:34]>> That's what I say. Tumultuous.

[00:15:35]>> There you go.

[00:15:35]>> Okay. Go ahead. It's a tertiary.

[00:15:38]That [ __ ] was the most Asian way to say it, dude.

[00:15:41]>> That's the most Korean thing you could have done. It's a tertiary.

[00:15:46]Why did you go for the big Why did you go for the biggest word ever?

[00:15:49]>> It's not that big. I always use that word, but I always like fell. I I have another I have a couple words that I can't [ __ ] land. That's one of them.

[00:15:58]>> Don't use that word. It's too big.

[00:16:00]>> Tumultuous.

[00:16:00]>> Oh, good.

[00:16:01]>> But I I like when I say it like that, it it [ __ ] my brain. Anyways, I'm going to call ICE on you. So, anyways, >> what the [ __ ] was I saying?

[00:16:10]>> I thought See, you're [ __ ] stupid, too, dude.

[00:16:12]>> No, you're [ __ ] me up. Cuz I had a a very good thought. I was going to say something really nice. Oh, yeah. So, I met him four years ago, right?

[00:16:19]Underground boxing ring, whatever going on, [ __ ] comedy [ __ ] And when he's just getting started, I see now you selling out shows left and [ __ ] right. I see your clips everywhere. It's pretty [ __ ] insane, man. Like, it just went and I will say this, right? compliments to you >> that I'm a really smart guy, right?

[00:16:37]>> Jesus Christ. We're not going to say the word smart. Let's not lie on this podcast.

[00:16:39]>> Okay, go.

[00:16:40]>> You're a really hard worker that uses his autism to the utmost utmost extent.

[00:16:46]I really appreciate it. There are so many people that I feel that I try so hard to be like, I just want people to see this person cuz they're really, really funny and talented. You are by far one of the only ones that took what I gave them and then ran with it. You know, cuz every time I try to help put somebody on, and you know me, when I put somebody on, I put them on. Dude, anywhere I go, I push him. Push him.

[00:17:10]This guy's funny. Make sure you go. Make sure you go. Make sure you see this guy.

[00:17:12]Yeah.

[00:17:13]>> You're the only one that was just like, boom, did it.

[00:17:16]>> Let me tell you something. I have been touched by an angel.

[00:17:20]>> What in the [ __ ] are you talking about?

[00:17:22]I I've been touched by an angel uh to to make me the the brilliance that I am.

[00:17:33]We're going to cut that out. That's bad.

[00:17:34]>> No, we want to leave that in. You're exactly proving my point about you off stage. Offstage is crazy.

[00:17:39]>> I'm saying that touched by an angel like No, I'm really grateful for the for the autism.

[00:17:43]>> It's you have to do you know what I mean? I've been touched by the angel and I also been touched by you.

[00:17:49]>> No, I have never touched you. Let's rephrase that. Let's try that one more time.

[00:17:53]>> I touch you. I open your anus >> and I and I go inside and ram it.

[00:17:58]>> You never went in my anus. That has never happened. Nope. No. And don't do the finger either, dude. This is a video podcast. People can see this [ __ ] >> That [ __ ] was hella gross, dude.

[00:18:20]Did you smell it or no?

[00:18:21]>> No, I did not smell it. You [ __ ] weirdo, dude. But I'm telling you, like there's certain people that I was just like, okay, >> I don't need to do much. I just need people to see this person and they'll figure it out themselves. And then now it's just like, oh, it's crazy like to see the trajectory of like people just like, oh, this guy's good.

[00:18:40]>> And just goes bigger and bigger. You're like right there. I always tell you, you're like literally right there.

[00:18:44]You're [ __ ] right there. Like the size of your penis. You're like right there.

[00:18:47]>> You can see it.

[00:18:48]>> No, I don't want to see it. And you show it to way too many people your penis.

[00:18:51]It's not even special anymore.

[00:18:52]>> That's not true. I showed like four people my penis.

[00:18:54]>> No, you showed way First of all, just that one JK video alone, it was more than four people.

[00:18:58]>> Five.

[00:19:00]>> 36.

[00:19:00]>> I forgot that.

[00:19:01]>> 36. That's not true.

[00:19:02]>> Every time I meet somebody that Jason knows, I always ask them, "When did you see his penis?" They're like, "Oh, first two days." I'm like, "That's crazy. Why first two days?" Because you want to you want to uncover, you know, to me a penis is like a secret. You know what I mean?

[00:19:16]And if two people want to bond, they have to say their secrets and >> physically emotionally person you ever showed your penis to.

[00:19:24]>> Bro, I've been showing my penis since [ __ ] 1990, brother.

[00:19:28]My dick is out always.

[00:19:30]>> Why are you showing people your penis? I don't understand that.

[00:19:33]>> When they consented. I know it's consensual in the sense of like nobody's going to [ __ ] call the cops on you and then we're all [ __ ] comics or whatever and funny people. So, we're okay with it.

[00:19:42]>> No more.

[00:19:44]>> Too late.

[00:19:44]>> I haven't slept in [ __ ] years.

[00:19:45]>> I got to force it.

[00:19:47]>> Sometimes I wake up and I just see this purple monster floating in front of my eyes and it's your penis.

[00:19:51]>> I'm going to ask you if I have a green goo in my nose. Have I asked you this?

[00:19:57]Yes or no?

[00:19:57]>> No. You >> No. This is good for couples.

[00:20:00]>> I'm stressed. If I have green goo in my nose and then if I'm if they're like, "You're going to you're going to die if you if your friend David Soul doesn't suck it out with his bare mouth and then he has to swallow it."

[00:20:12]>> Would you would you suck it out?

[00:20:13]>> Oh, you would be dead so fast.

[00:20:15]>> That's so mess.

[00:20:16]>> I would literally watch you die. And if anything else, if the doctor was like, "Listen, if you push the booger in deeper, he'll die faster." Guess which one I'm choosing?

[00:20:23]>> You're blowing in my nose.

[00:20:24]>> I'm blowing in your nose to make it go as fast to your brain as possible. It's like, "Please end his life now."

[00:20:28]>> That's crazy, man. That's exactly what I'll do. Let me ask you something.

[00:20:31]>> That's really rude, man.

[00:20:31]>> I'm going to give you a scenario. Okay, go.

[00:20:33]>> Okay, >> we we I'm home at the same time. Did you >> Stop that.

[00:20:38]>> We're going to clip that.

[00:20:38]>> No, we're not. So, >> for f for $500,000.

[00:20:45]>> Uhhuh.

[00:20:46]>> Would you suck somebody's dick and then But nobody has to know. So, no, you don't have to act it out.

[00:20:54]>> I'm just trying to think about it.

[00:20:55]>> No, this is a video podcast and nobody needs to see it.

[00:20:57]>> Okay.

[00:20:58]>> $500,000. Would you suck somebody's sick? And nobody had to know.

[00:21:00]>> Mhm.

[00:21:01]>> Would you do it?

[00:21:02]>> Nobody had to know.

[00:21:03]>> Nobody had to know.

[00:21:04]>> How big is it?

[00:21:05]>> It's the biggest penis you've ever >> Oh my god.

[00:21:07]>> And it has to be >> How long?

[00:21:09]>> Um, a minute and 12 seconds.

[00:21:11]>> Oh, yeah. That's fine.

[00:21:14]>> A minute and 12 seconds.

[00:21:15]>> And they have to come.

[00:21:16]>> Huh?

[00:21:17]>> And they have to They have to come.

[00:21:19]>> I can spit it out, though. Is it a lot?

[00:21:21]>> It It's It's literally the most amount of cup you've ever seen in your life.

[00:21:25]>> Oh my god. Like a cup >> for $500,000.

[00:21:29]>> Do I have to swallow it?

[00:21:31]>> What is these crazy stipulations?

[00:21:33]>> No. Well, I if you going to give me a >> Why does it [ __ ] matter where the [ __ ] comes? That's the gayest thing you could have ever said.

[00:21:39]>> Cuz if you if you >> You know what the [ __ ] craziest [ __ ] is right now?

[00:21:42]>> He has to qualify. He goes, "How big is it? What does it smell like?"

[00:21:45]>> Yeah. Did he Yeah. Did he shower?

[00:21:47]>> Did he sh It's It's a dick, bro. It's >> I don't give a [ __ ] about the dick. It's just a I don't give a [ __ ] about >> No. If he's clean and he's checked, do you know what I mean? Like I don't want [ __ ] herpes in my mouth.

[00:21:57]>> There's no disease.

[00:21:59]>> No.

[00:22:00]>> If it was like >> if I was going to cut something out, that's what I would cut out right there.

[00:22:05]>> That's what I would cut out.

[00:22:06]>> Okay. But the thing is, if if I could fix fix uh fit it in my mouth and it's not stretching my mouth out. Really, >> Jason? Jesus Christ.

[00:22:15]>> That's what I'm trying to say. What's the problem right now? This is 2020.

[00:22:18]>> Why do you have to qualify what type of penis it is? It's still a dick. A dick is a dick. Either way, >> that's not true. That's not true. Cuz it's like a steak is a steak. It's not.

[00:22:27]You know what I mean? Is it dry-aged? Is it wet aged? You know what I mean? Is it FDA approved?

[00:22:32]>> This is >> Or is it just your me?

[00:22:34]>> The only scenario is that fine. It's a clean penis with no disease on it.

[00:22:39]>> And then he's a nice guy. Do I have to make EYE CONTACT?

[00:22:41]>> OH MY GOD. THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.

[00:22:43]Autism is crazy in this eye contact.

[00:22:45]YES. OR IT doesn't matter what it does.

[00:22:48]>> No. Because that that's part of my decision making.

[00:22:50]>> See, now I know >> what >> you are autistic and you like men. I had no clue. I love him.

[00:22:54]>> That's okay if you are. I just didn't know. Why do you care the type of penis?

[00:22:58]Because if it's too big, it's stretching me out for a minute and 12 seconds. I'm like, it's hurting my mouth.

[00:23:03]>> Don't say stretching me out. Please don't say stretching me out.

[00:23:05]>> Okay. But the regular one, if it's smaller, right, then I have a better time.

[00:23:10]>> Why do I have to qualify the type of penis?

[00:23:12]>> And then does the guy have long hair or short hair? Is he a cleancut guy? Is he a finance bro? What kind of energy does he Let me I will [ __ ] God. Jesus Christ.

[00:23:21]So tell me about this guy.

[00:23:24]This is like a surrogate thing.

[00:23:26]>> You met this man.

[00:23:27]>> Okay, tell me.

[00:23:28]>> Did you met this man in the fourth grade?

[00:23:30]>> Okay.

[00:23:30]>> You haven't seen him in years.

[00:23:32]>> He is a 5'7 man, short hair, buzzcut, went to Harvard, graduated. He is also a doctor, but he's a little sexually repressed. He also has a wife he doesn't care about at all. He beats her sometimes. He apologizes. Hold on. You said you want you wanted the specific.

[00:23:48]Sorry. He beats his wife sometimes, but she stays because she loves him. cuz she thinks he could change him. She met him when he was 2 years old. They fell in love as 2 years old, held their hands for years. He sees you, he goes, "Oh, I feel a tingling in my penis." And then then the scenario comes up because he's rich. He's a Harvard guy. And he tells you, "Jason, I saw you on stage and I want to ravage your ass.

[00:24:09]I want to [ __ ] up.

[00:24:12]>> I can't do it."

[00:24:13]>> No. No. No. Hold on.

[00:24:14]>> I'm saying I can't do it.

[00:24:15]>> Oh, I'm not finished. You wanted to go down this road.

[00:24:18]>> I'm saying that I can't already.

[00:24:19]>> No. Too late. I I'm not finished. So, he wants to ravage your ass up, dude. He just wants to tear it up in half, but then he goes, "You know what? I'm going to save that butt for later. Here's $500,000, and I need you to suck me off.

[00:24:31]Eyes open. Look directly into my soul.

[00:24:33]Eye contact only. Nope. Don't make the face. Eye contact. Eye contact only." As he grips the back of your [ __ ] head.

[00:24:40]And he just goes, " $500,000.

[00:24:47]>> I can't do it."

[00:24:48]>> It's because of the energy. He's too He's like, I'm a rev. I can't do that. I I want a man that's kind of like, hey, I would >> I can't believe you're trying to qualify the man.

[00:24:57]>> I'm going tell you.

[00:24:58]>> Okay. This guy went to public a public public high school, right? And then he went to a community college for two years.

[00:25:06]>> Oh, not Harvard.

[00:25:08]>> No. And but then he transferred out and went to UCLA.

[00:25:11]>> Oh, >> you know what I mean? So he did his best, >> transferring to UCLA.

[00:25:14]>> Fine. He's a Taiwanese man. Very, very >> I don't like Taiwanese. No, too late.

[00:25:18]Poorly dressed. He just goes >> if he's apologizing. Yes.

[00:25:24]>> $12 million.

[00:25:25]>> Do it right now.

[00:25:26]>> That's amazing. Wow.

[00:25:27]>> Take down your pants.

[00:25:28]>> This man has no morals.

[00:25:29]>> Take down your pants. Ravage my ass.

[00:25:30]I'll open it.

[00:25:31]>> It's like who cares about what penis it is, dude. It's $12 million.

[00:25:34]>> Yeah.

[00:25:35]>> What would you do with $12 million? The first thing you would do?

[00:25:38]>> I'm going to buy uh I'm going to buy a anal cavity opener and put it in your ass. I'm going to hire two guys to stretch you out, hold your arm across. [ __ ] I'm going to end >> and you're going to have a tear and I'm going to wait wipe it up with my ball sack.

[00:25:52]>> Let me tell you something. How do you have friends?

[00:25:55]>> How do you have friends? You >> That's a question. Don't say let me tell you something and ask me a disrespectful question.

[00:26:01]>> No, let me ask you something.

[00:26:02]>> Okay.

[00:26:02]>> How do you have friends and how do you have people that actually care for you?

[00:26:09]>> I just start crying.

[00:26:11]>> Um, you know, most of my friends are also like on the spectrum. Exhibit A.

[00:26:17]>> No.

[00:26:18]>> Yeah. I mean, >> how am I on the spectrum?

[00:26:21]>> Can't even be confident saying that.

[00:26:23]>> How am I on?

[00:26:25]>> I'm not I'm not spectrum.

[00:26:29]>> I'm not spectrum.

[00:26:30]>> I think uh meeting um meeting your friend Anna also uh she's a beautiful human being and really cute and really traumatized also. And I think people with trauma that is doing uh channel it into positive ways um attract each other. I think because we're uh putting our trauma and uh autism together. It's like it's like Power Rangers, you know what I mean? They have white, red, blue, you know, we have trauma, digging balls, um autism. Do you know what I mean?

[00:27:04]>> You know what's so funny? Like I I was talking to my wife and she was just like she literally said, "How come you just never have normal friends?" She goes, "You have a type." She goes, "You have a type." And I was like, "No, I don't." I was like, "My friends are [ __ ] normal." She goes, "No, none of your friends are normal." She goes, "The people that you're closest to are the people that stress you out."

[00:27:23]>> I was like, >> "Is that true?"

[00:27:27]>> That's a good question.

[00:27:28]>> Does who stresses you? Be honest.

[00:27:31]Because you have a lot of friends.

[00:27:32]>> Mhm. Who? The top three people that stress you out if if you're comfortable saying >> Jason.

[00:27:38]>> That's not true.

[00:27:38]>> Chenny.

[00:27:39]>> That's not true.

[00:27:40]>> What's your middle name?

[00:27:41]>> Suchun. That's actually my Mandarin name is my mug.

[00:27:45]>> Okay, cool. Jason Sun Chenny. There you go.

[00:27:47]>> Oh my. There you go. Three people right there. Jason Suchun Chenny.

[00:27:51]>> That's not true. Why do you think I stressed you out?

[00:27:53]>> Because >> is it because of my really a vulnerable, you know what I mean? Gay forward self.

[00:28:00]You You stress me out because I don't know what the [ __ ] you're gonna say or do next.

[00:28:06]>> That's not true.

[00:28:07]>> You are the most You are literally the most unpredictable human being I've ever met in my [ __ ] life.

[00:28:11]>> I do the same bits literally every day.

[00:28:13]>> No, you do not.

[00:28:14]>> I do a penis thing. That's it.

[00:28:16]>> Yeah, but it's the variation is too much. There's too many variations in your penis jokes and it stresses me the [ __ ] out. I don't know what's going to happen. Sometimes you're just like, "Hey, let me pull let me pull down your foresk and put it over my nose." And I'm like, "What? Why would you say that? I just woke up." That's not the first thing I want to hear when I wake up.

[00:28:31]>> Is Isn't it nice though to have a friend that does a penis joke thing and you make different variations? That's nice, right?

[00:28:39]>> How when you when you first when you first met me, what was your first impressions of me?

[00:28:44]>> Honestly, when I first saw you, I was like, "Wow, this is like a Pokemon." You know what I mean? Like a like a rare Pokemon, but it's not like a Mewtwo. You know what I mean?

[00:28:55]>> Which Pokemon then?

[00:28:56]>> It's like Snorlax, I'll [ __ ] kill you right now. or a Jigglypuff. Move on.

[00:29:00]>> No, no, no, >> no. Blastoise.

[00:29:01]>> Huh?

[00:29:02]>> Why?

[00:29:03]>> What?

[00:29:04]>> No. It's like uh >> it's like, you know, like back in the day when you play Game Boy and then you have the the the Pokemon cassette, right? But then this one is like a Teimu cassette where they also have other characters like Kim Jong-un and you know what I'm saying? And then you go like throw a [ __ ] thing, right?

[00:29:27]And then it's uh it's Mewtwo, but then it the screen glitches and it's Kim Jong-un and it's you. You know what I mean? And I'm like, "Wow, this like Kim Jong-un is in the wild." And then I have seen this Kim Jong-un on YouTubes and stuff like that. Um and it wasn't like an immediate thing. It was just like, "Wow, that's cool that I I I got a wild Kim Jong-un type of thing." Cuz to me, you're my American Kim Jong-un. My first impression of you, let me tell you what my first impression of you was. Go ahead, man.

[00:29:58]>> I was like, how is it that this homeless person >> has become so successful at standup?

[00:30:04]>> How's this guy from [ __ ] Taiwan speaks such a great English and how come nobody loves him?

[00:30:10]How come his dad hates him so much? And then Jason opened his mouth and I'm like, it makes sense. I get why your dad doesn't love you.

[00:30:16]>> That's how come How come? How come? How come your dad hates you? Let me let me >> don't Okay, first of all, don't ask me two questions at one time. How come?

[00:30:26]>> I'll ask you one question at a time.

[00:30:29]Which question? I'll answer.

[00:30:30]>> Why are you stupid and why does your dad hate you?

[00:30:33]>> You know what? Your dad loves your brother more than you, man.

[00:30:36]>> 100%. And I've already reconciled with that. Your dad doesn't even know you exist.

[00:30:39]>> That's not true. He knew it.

[00:30:40]>> Nope.

[00:30:41]>> He kicked me out of the house four times.

[00:30:44]>> And for some reason, he says, "You keep coming back like a [ __ ] boomerang."

[00:30:47]And he hates it.

[00:30:48]>> And he absolutely hates it. Your dad's like, "I keep throwing him away, but he keeps coming back."

[00:30:53]>> Yeah. Um, what was the question?

[00:30:57]>> Why are you so stupid?

[00:30:59]>> And how come your mom hates you, too?

[00:31:01]>> You know, my mom hates me because, um, I think I was sexually attracted to her at one point in my life.

[00:31:09]>> Get the [ __ ] out of here right now, dude.

[00:31:10]>> What?

[00:31:11]>> No, you were not.

[00:31:12]>> I >> No, you were not.

[00:31:13]>> Why are you telling me what I am?

[00:31:15]>> You were not sexually attracted to your mom.

[00:31:16]>> I was.

[00:31:17]>> Absolutely not. I was like, I felt something.

[00:31:19]>> You were just like, I want to go back in.

[00:31:20]>> My penis is like this.

[00:31:21]>> Nope. Absolutely not. You want to talk about a part I want to cut out?

[00:31:25]>> That's the part I want to cut out.

[00:31:26]>> Can I tell you something? And the thing is if people Google this, they they know like it's like a common thing.

[00:31:35]>> You have a sister.

[00:31:36]>> Yeah. I'm not a No, I'm not. I love her.

[00:31:38]>> Of course, but they definitely like her more than you.

[00:31:43]>> Yes.

[00:31:43]>> Why? Why is that? Why did you deviate my mom obsession, a sexual thing?

[00:31:48]>> Why? Why? Why? Why? Why are your parents like your sister so much more than you?

[00:31:51]And how come they only call her a never you?

[00:31:53]>> I think is a girl. I think um what dude do not gaslight me into what >> why does your parents only want to give your sister everything when they die, but nothing to you?

[00:32:05]>> I think um that's a good question. I don't know.

[00:32:11]>> Okay. I was just joking. It got too serious.

[00:32:14]It's okay to be serious. Yeah. But I I don't know. I think >> Do your parents actually prefer your sister over you? Do you feel that?

[00:32:19]>> Let me think.

[00:32:23]I think the truth is that they probably like us both uh the same way, but um they definitely treat her uh way way better um in a sense.

[00:32:37]>> Do you were you the type of siblings that got along really well or did you guys fight all the time? We fought all the time because we have we're five and a half years uh we have a five and a half year gap. Um but I always protected her though. I I teased her and make fun of her. Um when I was, you know, when I was young, but once I got older, like now I will call her. She never calls me, but I I'll call her. And I And I love her. Like it doesn't matter how she feels about me.

[00:33:02]>> She never calls you, but I always call her.

[00:33:03]>> Yeah. I always call her. But >> what?

[00:33:06]>> Yeah. Yeah. Pretty much that's the energy. But now she's like more like sweet. I think for like the first year when I call her when I could, she would um she would do that. Huh? What? But it's like cute to me, you know? It's like a younger sister.

[00:33:19]>> What were the stuff that you guys fought about when you were younger?

[00:33:22]>> Just dumb [ __ ] like color or like, you know what I mean? Like whatever the thing is like when we're in our teens, we didn't really fight after we're like, you know, over 21 cuz I was living my life. She was living hers. You know what I mean?

[00:33:34]>> But you guys never had like real big fights then. It was always just like stupid [ __ ] Just stupid [ __ ] Yeah. Or or like when we're all come together like as a family. Um maybe she will say a thing and then I'll be like this is a stupid thing. Yeah. Just dumb stuff like nothing crazy. I always I always want to show her love. Yeah.

[00:33:51]>> Oh, you're such a good brother, dude.

[00:33:53]>> I'm the best.

[00:33:53]>> What? What? What?

[00:33:54]>> An angel has touched me and so have you.

[00:33:56]>> No. No. No. Angels have touched you and I've never touched you ever. Ever. Ever.

[00:33:59]Ever.

[00:34:00]>> You like it?

[00:34:00]>> I No. I do not like it. I don't like it at all, dude.

[00:34:03]>> Nope. Nope. Nope. Taking that out. We're going to take that out immediately. Why the [ __ ] would you do that?

[00:34:09]>> Because that's my fantasy with >> I'll tell you right now, anybody who's listening to this podcast for the first time.

[00:34:16]>> Is that too much?

[00:34:17]>> If that's how you have sex, that is so traumatizing, dude. That is crazy, dude.

[00:34:22]I'll tell you this right now. Anybody who's listening for the first time, they're going to be so confused as to what's happening.

[00:34:29]>> They're like, "Why is this podcast called Genius Brain? These are two of the dumbest people on earth."

[00:34:34]But the thing is the wavelength vibes, you know what I mean? You have a wavelength of like um like a delusional sad guy.

[00:34:44]>> I'm not sad. What makes you think I'm sad?

[00:34:46]>> Are you deflecting?

[00:34:47]>> I'm not deflecting anything.

[00:34:48]>> All right. Delusional sad guy. And me, I'm a autistic sad guy. And then together, >> it's amazing. I I really do find it amazing that you've survived for this long, dude. I'm surprised you haven't run into like the middle of traffic just because you like the color red. Like it's red and then you [ __ ] just go over there.

[00:35:10]>> Color.

[00:35:11]>> Well, you know when people ask me what's your favorite color? It's depending on what it is. I have different colors that I like. What about yourself?

[00:35:18]>> I'm so autistic. That's amazing, dude.

[00:35:20]>> Do you not think that? Like when people ask you what's your favorite color, what do you say?

[00:35:23]>> Blue.

[00:35:24]>> That's dumb. That's the dumbest thing.

[00:35:26]>> What the [ __ ] are you talking about? Why is that dumb?

[00:35:27]>> That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. What mean blue? Blue everything.

[00:35:30]I never I never seen you [ __ ] wear a blue thing or have a blue car or choose blue anything.

[00:35:37]>> You don't know. I haven't had sex with my wife in [ __ ] six months. My balls are blue. There you go. And I carry that with me every day.

[00:35:44]>> How about that?

[00:35:45]>> That's I could help you with that actually.

[00:35:46]>> No, I'm okay. I want to keep you, >> dude. That's the craziest hand job I've ever seen in my life.

[00:35:54]>> That's how I do mine.

[00:35:55]>> This guy has a high price out of the streets. This is Jason J. Hey.

[00:36:01]I'm fast and efficient.

[00:36:03]>> You're [ __ ] disgusting, dude. You're absolutely disgusting.

[00:36:07]>> Let me ask you something. For a Korean guy, how come you're you stray away from two two questions. This is a two-part question and is really important. How come you stray away from um the traditional Korean stuff like >> Oh my god, this guy since the first day I met him, right? He has been trying to get me to go to the second part question and then please answer the second part question is that how come when you taste food just because you eat a lot doesn't mean you have a good pallet.

[00:36:35]>> Number one, >> he has been trying to get me to go to a Korean sauna called the Chimang. Since the [ __ ] first day I met him, he has been trying to catch a glimp of glimpse of my penis for [ __ ] ever.

[00:36:48]>> Not a glimpse. I'm trying to nope >> capture that moment forever.

[00:36:51]>> I'm never ever ever going to go to a Jim Bang with you ever. Number one, I just don't like Jim Bangs. I don't like being in a room full of other dicks and especially in a hot room where steaming steaming penis everywhere.

[00:37:01]>> Does that does this say something about yourself? Yes or no?

[00:37:05]>> No.

[00:37:05]>> Can you open yourself up, man?

[00:37:06]>> I don't need to open the world, brother.

[00:37:08]>> I don't need to open up anything. He loves seeing his friends penises. Penis size wrong.

[00:37:14]>> Penises. I >> penis size.

[00:37:16]>> Penis eyes. Penises. It's the plural.

[00:37:18]You don't you know you're stupid. You're you're new to this country. So he likes to he wants to see all of his friends penises. And I don't think I don't think you have to. And that's why I don't want to go. Specifically, I will never go to a Jim Jang with you ever. And I know you want to be there like in the Korean movies where you scrub my back and then you know and then you do. I don't want to do that.

[00:37:36]>> I'm going to tell you something. There's a there's a photo of you somewhere in your family's house. I'm gonna see it.

[00:37:41]>> No, you won't.

[00:37:42]>> And I'm gonna jack off to it.

[00:37:43]>> No, you will not. No, no, you will not.

[00:37:45]>> I'm gonna ask your beautiful mother that you to give me an album.

[00:37:49]>> Let me tell you something.

[00:37:50]>> When you get a open casket at the age of 120, I'm going to look at your dick and I'm going to grab it. I'm going to rip it out of it.

[00:37:56]>> Why am I dying before you?

[00:37:59]>> 12. I or I'll die first. You can grab my dick.

[00:38:01]>> No. I don't I don't need to do that.

[00:38:02]>> That's my wish. Get to touch it.

[00:38:04]>> No, no, no, no, no. Let me tell you something. The last time I went my I the the funniest thing I've ever heard of like a Jim Bang story I've ever heard was like um this dude that my that my cousin knew that used to go to this church and he wanted to do this uh Jim Pong. He never wanted to go Jim Pong ever, right? He was like me. I don't like ging but he never experienced it.

[00:38:24]He's like kind of like I wouldn't say homophobic but he doesn't like gay things at all. He's homophobic and so being naked with like other men is just like the most traumatizing thing ever.

[00:38:37]>> I I understand that.

[00:38:38]>> Yeah. And he takes >> Are you like that too?

[00:38:41]>> No.

[00:38:42]>> Okay.

[00:38:43]>> No, I can see guy penis and be like that's just penis. And so yes, I can.

[00:38:47]>> All right.

[00:38:48]>> Yes, I can.

[00:38:49]>> Uh and then so he goes in, they everybody convinces him, hey, it's not what you think is perfectly fine.

[00:38:53]Everybody's in the gingerbread. He's okay. I'm going to go shower and I'll meet you guys there. Uh everybody convinces him for like a year to go. He finally goes and the one day that he goes, the local [ __ ] uh Teim Jong pervert is there and then as he's showering, all you hear is this.

[00:39:09]The guy is jacking off to him like he gets traumatized. What the [ __ ] Never again. He's never to be seen ever again. Hates us. So there's things that could happen in Jim Jim. The local pervert can come and just start.

[00:39:24]>> But that's a test. You know what I mean?

[00:39:26]for the universe be like cuz if you really like men >> Jason >> you know what I'm saying though >> Jason >> because me do you know how many guys have jerked off in front of me without my consent in the gingerbang two honestly seriously seriously that that has and I just go hey man I'm not like that and they still do it and I'm like bro like seriously and then they leave or whatever >> Jason you're fine >> huh >> you don't need to go to a Jim Jang meet with me ever >> I don't want to anymore >> I don't want to go to a hot sauna with you and be naked with you and then you could just stare at my penis for a half an hour as I eat [ __ ] kuku.

[00:40:02]>> All right, let's go just go to [ __ ] the bathroom right now then.

[00:40:05]>> No, no, no. I don't want you to see my penis.

[00:40:08]>> I don't need to see your penis. Let me ask you something. Do you feel like it's more vulnerable if you let me see your soul and your penis?

[00:40:16]>> Hello.

[00:40:17]>> Autism. This is what I'm talking about.

[00:40:18]>> Can I Can I ask you something?

[00:40:20]>> Yes.

[00:40:20]>> Does it make you feel weird if you tell me all the secrets and let me see your dick? Why can't I just tell you all the secrets and then not the dick part? I don't understand why that's the period.

[00:40:29]That's the period to the end of his sentence. Every time he talks to me, hey, what do you want to see and let me see your penis? What do you want to eat?

[00:40:34]Let me see your penis. Hey, where are you going to be tonight? Let me see your penis.

[00:40:37]>> Can I tell you something?

[00:40:38]>> Are we going to church tomorrow? Let me see your penis. Why?

[00:40:41]>> Let me tell you something. I actually like the bit of like you don't want to let me see it.

[00:40:45]>> It's not a bit.

[00:40:48]>> There's no bit.

[00:40:50]There's no bit.

[00:40:51]>> No. No. But I'm saying that like I'm actually happy that that's the dynamic.

[00:40:57]You know what I mean? That you don't want to let me see my your dick.

[00:41:01]>> I hate it so much.

[00:41:03]>> I hate it. Stop showing me your penis and stop trying to see mine.

[00:41:07]>> Okay, you know what? Let's Let's dive deeper into this.

[00:41:10]>> No, >> let's do it deeper.

[00:41:11]>> What the [ __ ] I said I don't like it.

[00:41:13]He goes, "You know what? We should talk more about this. I brought you on here to confront my attacker.

[00:41:19]I I'm done seeing your penis.

[00:41:21]>> Okay. If just just say no. No means no.

[00:41:24]>> I just say no, brother. That's all you have to say. The word no is a full paragraph. You don't have to say there you go. Why' you say that?

[00:41:35]>> Let me see.

[00:41:42]You know what? This is where we're going to end this [ __ ] podcast, dude. Uh Jason, thank you for coming on here and not coming. Not that kind of coming. You [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] I'll come anytime. No. No. Absolutely not. Last time ever on this podcast. Uh genius every Sundays at 12 p.m. You can catch Jason. Well, he's he's doing stand up 24/7. Follow him on following the page.

[00:42:00]I'm so I'm so flabber flabberfasted with what he was. This is such a turtious uh podcast.

[00:42:06]>> Uh catch Jason on the road selling out tickets everywhere. If you miss out his show, you know those tickets are going to go [ __ ] quick. Maybe he might do other openings in the night if you buy more tickets. The guy is the [ __ ] best. You'll also see Will Pepper with him as well. Check him out. [ __ ] this guy.