The VJJ Show: Mister Meaner

[00:00:14]Well, help [ __ ] uh This is the the JJ show. Welcome to the b- b- b- b- b- b- b- b- b- b- the b- uh b- b- the b- b- b- the JJ show.

[00:00:33]Welcome to the JJ show.

[00:00:37]Yet again, we don't have a >> [clears throat] >> a a a superstar here to uh gratify y'all with the presence. I've invited a few people and uh I'm waiting to hear back from them. I'm hoping that they'll decide to be on the show. I'll tell you I've invited a couple people and I don't know what it what it is about them, they just freaked out and [ __ ] jumped ship. And I'm trying to start up this here show while my sister's my sister Jody-Ann's away in the hot damn hot me in the hospital.

[00:01:16]And I'm doing the best I can during a Apparently, it's a bad economy out there. I ain't never had to think about no [ __ ] economy.

[00:01:25]I drive a Jag, I drive an Audi. I drive a Beamer, I drive a uh a Mercedes.

[00:01:35]Top notch.

[00:01:37]And I drive one more Got so many uh hard for me to remember them all. A Land Rover.

[00:01:49]I ain't used to know [ __ ] the economy.

[00:01:52]Now days, I'm driving all of that. That that that that that that that I got [ __ ] uh uh man I got to I'm tired.

[00:02:02]I am tired of when they start calling me up from maintenance and leaving my papi behind.

[00:02:08]And he's always taking great care of me.

[00:02:10]If I need something he always gives me money. What the problem with me is you know I got my own assets, I got my own investments, but I got to tell you probably me and my daddy my papi and my sister Jodie Ann don't even notice, but um he had a not a stroke, he had a coma.

[00:02:30]He had a [ __ ] coma.

[00:02:32]Uh Uh about the English one year ago or two years ago or three years I didn't think he made it here.

[00:02:43]Like three years ago.

[00:02:45]My papi had a [ __ ] coma three years ago and he had his money all tied up.

[00:02:52]He forgot to make me the power of attorney.

[00:02:56][ __ ] I don't usually go around and papi papi I need a new I need a new I need me a new house and I need me a new outfit. I need me a new wardrobe. I have my I don't know compare to my sister Jodie Ann's wardrobe here.

[00:03:12]I got to tell you what. I don't even know what this is I'm wearing.

[00:03:16]It says 2 Pac and it says uh trust nobody.

[00:03:25]And I can agree with that second one.

[00:03:27]I don't know what that 2 Pac is, but I ain't no six pack, but it's a 2 Pac.

[00:03:33]Never less I I understand what that trust nobody is.

[00:03:37][ __ ] yeah. Since I came into this living this is a [ __ ] uh Since that life I don't trust nobody.

[00:03:45]I don't trust any man she dates.

[00:03:48]I don't trust that dog. I don't trust that cat. I I trust that kid.

[00:03:51]I don't trust none of these neighbors.

[00:03:54]I don't trust the clerical over at the Dollar Tree.

[00:04:00]Apparently we are in a bad recession da da da da da da da economic da da da da da da world da da da da da da da da da da da da I never had a da da da balance no budget.

[00:04:11]I never balanced a budget in my damn life.

[00:04:15]I never known a budget was my my papa done all that.

[00:04:20]He had me a [ __ ] a attorney had a finance attorney and a [ __ ] a a financial advisor.

[00:04:31]Now I'm here dealing with my sister's finances. I used to know this [ __ ] When my papa was alive and I had the financial advisors and now I don't know [ __ ] I can't remember nothing.

[00:04:44]I come here and I remember everything.

[00:04:47]I remember my Jag. I remember my um my my Land Rover. I remember my Mercedes. Hell yeah, I remember my Mercedes. And I remember my Land Rover and I remember my Audi and I remember my Beamer.

[00:05:01]Okay?

[00:05:04]I remember that and I remember my house.

[00:05:07]I remember that house I was selling. Not selling, I was renting the Airbnb.

[00:05:13]Airbnb and I was renting it was rented in general.

[00:05:17]Two houses that I was renting in general and then one that I was renting in Airbnb.

[00:05:21]Didn't mean anything. That's hard there.

[00:05:22]Didn't mean anything that you nobody renting in that town. People renting in this town. St. Ignace, Michigan and I don't have no Airbnb.

[00:05:32][ __ ] I had me my Jag and then I pulled it out here and I went out there and I couldn't find that Jag. I ain't never buying that Jag. I ain't buying my car on these cops around here cuz you [ __ ] like a [ __ ] cops. I don't trust them.

[00:05:45]I don't trust no cop near me anyway, but I know I'm not going to report this because I don't trust no cops.

[00:05:56]Hope they watch my show, but I don't trust no [ __ ] cops.

[00:06:00]My sister told me, not told me, but he used to have a video. I ain't never met my sister, Jody Ann.

[00:06:07]I ain't never met my sister, Jody Ann.

[00:06:09]Do you understand me?

[00:06:11]Put those letters down there to me and me.

[00:06:17]Free flyers on the market.

[00:06:21]But my sister told me in the videos that that there's something about the cops that she didn't like them.

[00:06:28]She just [ __ ] the police.

[00:06:31]But that's what one of the last times she got arrested which is purely a lot time. My I don't know. I didn't pay attention to her record cuz I I'm scared to put it put it on the board by now.

[00:06:40]She getting in trouble with this and that and then and this and misdemeanor and misdemeanor and mister whatever.

[00:06:48]I don't want to see it.

[00:06:51]I'm not I'm not proud of that [ __ ] I'm not proud of that [ __ ] And my sister got a misdemeanor. I ain't proud of that misdemeanor.

[00:07:02]I ain't proud of that misdemeanor.

[00:07:05]I've gotten messed up from what I can tell my sister.

[00:07:09]Every single one of them gotten messed.

[00:07:12]The way they picking on her, no wonder she hate the cops.

[00:07:17]Nevertheless, what I'm trying to say is my sister she is that same name she had to deal with those cops and they [ __ ] took her away and they handcuffed her and then they [ __ ] Santa Fe Studios where she thought she was.

[00:07:34]That's that film office down there. Big old studios where they have these movies and [ __ ] And uh she thought she was going to say my studio but where it says MJ Studios is it is it the adult detention center.

[00:07:50]AKA the prison. And she ended up there for the night.

[00:07:54]In the Susan Alliance in the Susan Alliance. And when she said with the name messenger this guy he just started listening to her talking and telling stories and he started giggling giggling giggling and she called him Giggles.

[00:08:06]She didn't know that guy. He was giggling giggling giggling and he said please tell me more stories. Your stories are funny. Tell me more stories.

[00:08:13]And that's a cop.

[00:08:15]The cop said that.

[00:08:17]Tell me more stories. You're funny you're funny you're funny. He laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and he couldn't stop laughing.

[00:08:23]So she called him Giggles now.

[00:08:26]That's where she called him Giggles. She gave him a land of treatment land card said I'm a comedian.

[00:08:33]And uh I'm betting you're watching the show and he says "No she ain't no [ __ ] comedian.

[00:08:39]She ain't she's crazy.

[00:08:41]Crazy and hilarious because of that."

[00:08:46]So the Dollar went down and I went me down the Dollar Tree again. And I can't help but dig in that Dollar Tree. I feel like that's the 6th 5th Avenue on the south side of Santa Fe man.

[00:08:57]The 6th 5th Avenue. I bet nobody around this this tip part of town knows where the 6th 5th Avenue is. I know where 6th 5th Avenue is cuz I traveled a lot down the 6th 5th Avenue.

[00:09:09]I think it's there there in New Mexico not New Mexi- New York City.

[00:09:15]And it's probably the 6th 5th Avenue down in Rodeo Drive too in California.

[00:09:21]California I I.

[00:09:25]So I went down in the Dollar Tree which is the 6th Avenue on the south side of Santa Fe.

[00:09:30]And I got [snorts] to eat me my uh designer glasses here.

[00:09:34]Dollar 50.

[00:09:36]But yeah during the recession go to the dollar tree, you're going to find yourself some nice [ __ ] and maybe that special me one day.

[00:09:44]I don't know if that's going to be one day, but I love these things. I start looking checking out the merch, man.

[00:09:49]Checking out our merch because what they done here on YouTube and I think they're rewarding me for my hard work is they said, "First of all, you can sell your mugs and your t-shirt." And that's what I'm doing. I'm selling my mug and I'm selling my t-shirt. We got the Darin mug mug, the shiny mug mug, the Luna mug mug, the Jodie mug mug, and the man in tights mug mug.

[00:10:15]That's Darin wearing tights. I don't understand. That's that guy's the my sister address, Julian address.

[00:10:22]Or she's in the mental institution and I'm here trying TO DO HER LIFE.

[00:10:29]LOOK, WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME since I got When I first got here, I I didn't have anything like this. I knew I was I don't know what I'm talking about here. I don't know what I'm talking about and now I don't even know who's doing what on my pillow.

[00:10:42]But I don't know what I'm doing doing doing doing doing doing doing. What I done is I listen to my sister and she says she is saying she ain't nothing your whole life get killed and I'm a Christian and nobody in this world knows I'm Christian. I tell everybody I'm a Christian.

[00:10:56]And then when I said Baptist three three three three grandma put grandpa Pappy uh Putin Putin uh Putin Putin Putin They baptized me, Southern Baptist.

[00:11:13]Okay?

[00:11:14]And and now this dog here was dying and I said I don't Yeah, give her a lot more [ __ ] and now I'm your whole life and get killed a couple times with the doggie and the doggie doing better. The doggie started eating, this doggie started drinking, this doggie started walking around.

[00:11:31]I'll admit that today the has started eating its own poop, but oh I didn't even know that as fast as I could and she drives a big old P. But I didn't even being on that.

[00:11:45]But nevertheless, what she's doing is eating and drinking. That's what matters here.

[00:11:50]That's what matters.

[00:11:51]All that matters is eating and drinking and walking around. And she's doing great. She's in her room right now.

[00:11:55]Okay?

[00:11:57]Running down on the Dollar Tree and I was like this. I'm going to go out through this darn damn Dollar Tree and I'm going to be careful about what I buy cuz we're in a recession or a depression or a a recessive depression or something, you know?

[00:12:12]Like you know the manic depressive.

[00:12:13]That's what they call my sister. They say she's manic depressive.

[00:12:19]I don't teach you manic depressive.

[00:12:21]She only get depressed whenever there's nothing more to yell for. That ain't depressed. That's being [ __ ] real.

[00:12:27]Okay. But whenever things ain't working out for her, she's She's kind of manic. I'm building things she's not manic depressive. And she told that to the damn doctor. Doctor doctor doctor said, "No. No. No. No. No. That ain't such a That ain't a thing."

[00:12:42]>> [laughter] >> That ain't a thing. It's only manic and depressive or nothing and all. And I'm like, "Well, why is that?" And she's like, "Why in the hell is there such a thing as depressive and manic?"

[00:12:57]She wouldn't answer that damn dragon.

[00:12:59]She didn't tell that damn dragon that you could ask that damn dragon that question.

[00:13:04]Cuz he knew that damn dragon already said, "No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

[00:13:07]No. Manic depressive."

[00:13:10]They [ __ ] don't listen. That's what my sister says.

[00:13:13]They [ __ ] [snorts] don't listen. So get on that no no no no in that place.

[00:13:18]So I didn't know that Dollar Tree that safe for you and me.

[00:13:21]I had to walk to the good bump jack.

[00:13:24]Again, I went up there and I was searching for that neighbor here and I said, "Fuck it. I'm just going to walk out. I don't care. I ain't got so much money it don't matter. It don't matter me none." So, I said, "But my sister, Julie Ann, she's got a budget. She goes through these budgets. She ain't never been on a budget in her life. You tried it like 1 month. Once.

[00:13:44]Then she give up. Okay, this time we're going to do it my way.

[00:13:48]The B J J way.

[00:13:50]And the B J J way says we're doing a budget.

[00:13:53]And we're keeping them at budget. So, we came in a little bit over that budget when we went in the Dollar Tree. Okay?

[00:14:00]And in that Dollar Tree we tried these legendary said, "Fuck it. Yeah, that budget's out the window."

[00:14:06]A dollar fifty for these damn glasses.

[00:14:09]And I said, "Hell yeah. B J J going to be wearing them Dollar Tree all day.

[00:14:14][ __ ] yeah." So, uh we bought these glasses, we bought some lipstick, which we don't need.

[00:14:22]But I'm used to shopping. I'm going to tell you, but I don't bring no budget to go shopping. I just got so much money I can go shopping anytime anywhere I want.

[00:14:30]I can do like old Tom Cruise, and I can do like old old uh Adam Sandler. That place that place that sold those luxury bags, they pissed him off big time. And they said and that Brad Pitt, too. The kids went in there and they WERE TREATED AND SNUBBED BY those [ __ ] With the they were selling those [ __ ] like Saks Fifth Avenue. Nobody's going to snub my ass. I walk in Saks Fifth Avenue. Nobody's [ __ ] going to snub my ass. But they snubbed the Adam Sandlers, and they snubbed uh Peter Peter uh Breckenridge. Uh not Peter Breckenridge. Uh Breckenridge Peter. No.

[00:15:10]Not Breckenridge Peter. That's a different version of Breaking Bad. Um uh Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt Breckenridge Peter. Brad Pitt, you can see how I come up with that. But um uh Brad Pitt's kid went in there and they was treated and snubbed.

[00:15:27]They're discriminated against. You want to say you see that you didn't say that you going to eat that. We didn't get discriminated against. They don't [ __ ] tolerate that [ __ ] You say, "I'm discriminated against.

[00:15:39]Oh, I'm Brad Pitt's daughter.

[00:15:42]Oh, you snubbed me."

[00:15:45]Now my papi, I'm going to call him, which I've done a lot of times. And myself, okay to get on, but I didn't say discrimination then. I'm not going to say that word.

[00:15:55]Not in the South, but in New York City, yeah. I used it a lot. And whenever I was in California, I ate a burrito right. I did I used it a lot. And when I'm in that damn the dog tree I said, "I'm just being discriminated against."

[00:16:12]Anytime I want.

[00:16:14]But, I'm not in the South. And in the South what now? Well, with my proficiency that you need to have rest cuz when I got to blowing over there with a breeze on me, a breeze that blew me, about a 30-mph breeze, blew me over there to the dog dog tree. And I stopped over there at McDonald's and I just highly recommend their app. I'm going to tell you, I got me a free set of french fries.

[00:16:40]And all I had to do is pay about $2 for a glass of iced tea. I got me a large drink.

[00:16:48]And then I filled that ice tea up a bunch of times and I got got me a bunch of napkins.

[00:16:54]So, I was ending up getting paid going down not dog tree. Um to McDa- McMa- McDa- Okay?

[00:17:05]So, then Brad Pitt come in. Brad Pitt come in and said, "Fuck you, bitches." He didn't use those words and I said yeah. He didn't get away with that [ __ ] I I tried my sister and not me. I would never do that, but my sister has tried that [ __ ] and it didn't go well for her, but my my pet can get away with that anytime he wants, [ __ ] wants, yeah. And so, he says, "Fuck you, [ __ ] You discriminated against my daughter.

[00:17:34]It's time for me to buy a whole bunch of your bags for my daughter." And Adam Sandler did the same same thing. So, they have to get rewarded for rewarded for that discriminating against his son. But, that's all right. They done got their nine bags. Didn't they? Didn't they?

[00:17:52]Didn't they? Yeah.

[00:17:53]And that's all I want to do. That's all I want to do. I want to go in that Arches and I want to buy one of them and I want that and all my business is dead.

[00:18:00]I got me a little bit of hair dye soaking down my hair white beach blonde and I got me a a lipstick and I got me a these glasses.

[00:18:11]These glasses are worth their weight in gold and they're light, but they're worth their weight in gold any time.

[00:18:17]What you need me to mention? Are we all right or are we just a little bit more in gold?

[00:18:22]Right now?

[00:18:23]But, uh let's see. Uh What else I get?

[00:18:29]Some lemon juice.

[00:18:31]Got me some lemon juice.

[00:18:33]Then I got that and I got this kid on down there and uh that's all I had to do for today.

[00:18:40]Let me know if you have any questions and I'll address them in the future.

[00:18:43]Okay? But, just know I've been here way too long. I've been here 2 and 1/2 weeks now and I've lost my mind.

[00:18:52]I woke up this morning and I said, "What the [ __ ] I don't remember anything."

[00:18:56]And then I turned to that man she lives with. I said, "Man, what the [ __ ] This is what I remember." And he said, "Oh my god. I am so sorry." And he was nice to me.

[00:19:05]That's all that matters, him being nice to me. Cuz sometimes he ain't that ain't that ain't very nice sometimes. He hurting there or whatever, just like we all do. We all do. We all hurt sometimes. And he be hurting and he be like, "No, I'm not going to be having any nice right now."

[00:19:21]And so I then he was nice today and I said, "Okay, I'm going to reward you.

[00:19:26]I'm going to reward you now with some really sexy awesomeness." And I said, "I'm going to get my [ __ ] together and I'm going to go walk over there and touch you."

[00:19:36]That's what I done and he just loved it.

[00:19:38]He was just thrilled by that. So I'm going to go. I'm going to uh keep taking care of that little doggy. She may be coming out of the woods. I think she's officially out of the woods today. But we got to get away way way way way far away from those woods. Okay? Into woods, out of woods. Into woods, out of woods.

[00:19:57]I prefer bl- you know, a bl- flat landscape. That's what I prefer. There in Milliken Texas. That's what we got here in Santa Fe. That's what we got.

[00:20:07]And my sister grew up in in West in Kansas and that's what they got. I tell you that's what they got more than anybody else got it. Yeah.

[00:20:15]Okay, I'll catch you all later and maybe by then I'll be feeling better.

[00:20:29]Oh my god.

[00:20:32]You guys.

[00:20:35]What in the [ __ ] shinola is going on here?

[00:20:44]I didn't even know I was on this video.

[00:20:47]I'm just going to let you go. It looks like somebody been on here 21 minutes.

[00:20:54]And I didn't know a damn thing about it.

[00:20:56]I'm sorry if I said anything rude or if anybody else said anything rude. I've been asleep for about 21 minutes. So we'll catch you later.

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