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[00:00:00]How you feeling, man? You you all right?

[00:00:02]>> Yeah, I have like uh I had thyroid nodules and so I had to go get them like basically they got heated up from the inside and now they're shrinking. So, >> not like cancerous or anything like that, but that's why like you see how it's swollen cuz they like stuck all these needles in my neck.

[00:00:23]>> Wow. Your throat.

[00:00:26]>> Yeah, my thyroid right here. So, and I didn't know I had like thyroid issues on both sides of my family. I was like, why? Both y'all suck.

[00:00:36]Mom and dad, both y'all >> thyroids be hating, huh?

[00:00:40]>> You got deep fried throat.

[00:00:42]>> Mhm. That sounds acupuncture.

[00:00:45]>> Lemon pepper throat.

[00:00:47]>> This [ __ ] said deep fried throat, bro.

[00:00:53]>> Throat is >> Her throat is healing, man. Leave Leave Leave leave her throat alone.

[00:00:57]>> Yes.

[00:00:59]>> It didn't make and it was like and I was awake for it. And it's crazy because I went to this hospital that's like um >> like a what is it called? Like the the >> I don't know. They're like a research hospital. So they there's all these equipment, all this extra stuff, right? And then above me is a screen. It's an ultrasound screen so I can see what they're doing. And I'm sitting here like, "Y'all really be showing people this? Leave it on. I'd like to look and so as it and I can't feel it. So they numb my my throat like right here. They numb it and then all I see on the ultrasound is numb.

[00:01:32]>> I can't like feel pressure but I don't it doesn't hurt.

[00:01:37]>> You said what?

[00:01:38]>> You said they numb your throat.

[00:01:40]>> They did. They stuck needles right there.

[00:01:42]>> Her throat is on crutches.

[00:01:43]>> That's crazy.

[00:01:45]>> And then like I see on the screen the needle pokes through >> and then they were like you're going to see a little like burst.

[00:01:55]I said what? Like you're g you're gonna hear a pop >> that goat.

[00:02:03]>> Shut up, Brandon. You're in the bathroom.

[00:02:07]>> They got that goat. That [ __ ] went numb.

[00:02:12]They retired.

[00:02:13]>> It wasn't that part of my throat.

[00:02:16]>> At least they told her when they said you're going to hear it pop.

[00:02:21]>> She feel like Why don't I try to share with y'all? I don't know.

[00:02:25]>> Yeah, I put her throat in the rafters.

[00:02:27]Yo, >> this what I get for working >> a bunch of eighth graders.

[00:02:40]>> Next sound like static electricity.

[00:02:47]>> Okay, I'm done. I'm done storytelling.

[00:02:49]That's it.

[00:02:50]>> Glad you're good. I'm glad you're okay.

[00:02:53]>> Super.

[00:03:03]>> Shut up, Brent.

[00:03:04]>> Switched her neck out.

[00:03:07]She sed her neck out.

[00:03:11]>> What up, Lulu? Coming out with the shoulders.

[00:03:15]>> Oh, you look naked with the She do look She do look naked ON A TUBE TOP. That [ __ ] looked like a That looked like a sensor bar.

[00:03:26]>> WHAT UP, GUYS? I'M OUTSIDE. She outside this summer, man. Little outside this summer.

[00:03:33]>> Yes, >> I was just thinking about you. Yeah, I gotta call you, man. I was just thinking about you, man.

[00:03:39]>> That's what's up. As you should. That's what's up, Lulu. That's what's up.

[00:03:42]>> REMEMBER THAT YOU REMEMBER THAT RE that reality show we made? It was me, you, and Teddy.

[00:03:50]Y'all made a reality.

[00:03:51]>> It was hilarious. Yo, >> it was the real strippers of Hollywood.

[00:03:58]>> Wow. Yo, so Grant, you were a stripper.

[00:04:00]Grant, you were a stripper.

[00:04:02]>> It was a parody. It was like a parody of like like >> That's not the answer. He didn't answer the question. You were a stripper. Oh, it was a parody.

[00:04:09]>> I was an adult. I was an adult film star.

[00:04:13]>> Wow.

[00:04:15]>> It was great.

[00:04:15]>> Little films.

[00:04:16]>> It was great. We all were.

[00:04:18]and Teddy were were legends [ __ ] in the game.

[00:04:24]>> This haircut, you you look like a grown toddler right now, [ __ ] You look >> You look like you read your own.

[00:04:32]>> I do your own.

[00:04:35]>> Thank you so much. I appreciate the maturity. I appreciate unlike to hear.

[00:04:40]>> Boy, shut the [ __ ] up. You don't even know nothing about no maturity, [ __ ] Shut your ass.

[00:04:46]That that cut do make you look like Rosco Dash though.

[00:04:51]>> Right on. That's what's up. To hear Jackson security guard and Michael >> I thought that during >> I thought that during the sh I thought that during the movie.

[00:05:06]>> I'm glad I ain't seen it yet.

[00:05:09]>> Oh, you'll know who you are when YOU SEE IT.

[00:05:12]>> DON'T LET JOSEPH BEAT ME.

[00:05:16]He has to stop beating me. I'm 30.

[00:05:23]30 now. You have to fight Joseph.

[00:05:27]>> Hey, who do you think Who do you think was a better Joseph? Uh, this Joseph or the the American dream Joseph?

[00:05:34]>> American dream Joseph.

[00:05:35]>> No, I thought this one was better.

[00:05:37]>> I don't know. They were both They were both insanely better >> when HE WAS LIKE, "MICHAEL MARLIN, YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT." MICHAEL TOWERS IN THE swimming pool.

[00:05:47]Joseph to bed.

[00:05:52]>> Hey, he scared me. Yo, >> both of them were scary.

[00:05:56]>> Yeah, >> you were scared by both of them.

[00:05:59]>> Yeah, >> I feel like this one you saw the other side of it, which was like I do like basically y'all not going to be where y'all not going to make it if I if I'm not like this. like I want you to I feel like there was a little more humanistic side to him which I feel like was more realistic because >> even when they talk about their dad they were like they my dad always told us to stick with each other and stay together you know so it was a little bit of togetherness that I don't think we saw in the first Michael Jackson movie >> that the dad was trying to teach him >> this a serious question like just based off of like what we know about the Asian community and how tough they are on their kids do you see a duality between how they portray Joe Jackson and how the community the Asian community is as a whole.

[00:06:46]>> That makes sense though.

[00:06:48]>> That's a lot of K-pop bands.

[00:06:50]>> Yeah. But like it's different because I don't know like I feel like the Asian side isn't as like sensitive to your feelings or like we're doing this for our family to keep our family together and you know I don't think that >> y'all get beat to no math is what we trying to say. Yeah, that's >> geometry. No, >> same schedule.

[00:07:16]>> Same schedule, less violence.

[00:07:20]>> That's how it that's how it seems. It's >> they do other types of violence.

[00:07:25]>> Yeah.

[00:07:25]>> Like calisthetics, >> you know? They like when I was growing up, if my mom I would rather my dad whoop me with a belt than my mom to get her ruler and hit my beat my hands with it. Yeah.

[00:07:38]>> So, you did get Okay.

[00:07:41]>> But the beatings are different. I was just like, "Give me the belt." Those are >> They do that in Panama, too. They beat you with the ruler. My aunt used to do that to me.

[00:07:49]>> Make me stand like this. I was 5 years old. And if you if I dropped my arm, she would take the ruler and smack me under my arm right here.

[00:07:57]>> Does that make you better though? Like, does does that breed excellence? Do >> Oh, yeah. Look at me now.

[00:08:04]>> True. I believe so.

[00:08:05]>> That's the problem. These kids ain't getting beat enough, man. We need >> Yeah. Look at Brent. Brent did not get beat enough. That's >> I got hella beat. Yo, I got >> You definitely got hella beaten.

[00:08:13]>> I got hella beat. I'm old.

[00:08:15]>> Brent got a whooping yesterday.

[00:08:17]>> Got beat so bad. I still get beat.

[00:08:20]>> I still get beat.

[00:08:21]>> STILL SMALL ENOUGH.

[00:08:23]>> I STILL get beat.

[00:08:25]>> You don't look like YOU'VE EVER GOTTEN BEAT.

[00:08:27]>> Pat never got whipped. And he's a bird.

[00:08:29]>> No, I actually did. I had an old school grandma that made me pick a switch.

[00:08:34]>> And how often did she >> Did you do that? So you was like, "Damn, I got to go get this."

[00:08:40]>> Pat had to dance.

[00:08:43]>> I got to get the switch.

[00:08:45]>> Had to dance for punishment.

[00:08:49]>> YOU PUT THAT ONE LOCK BEHIND YOUR EAR.

[00:08:51]DAMN, GRANNY.

[00:08:52]>> I didn't have locks.

[00:08:54][ __ ] y'all.

[00:08:56]>> Hit that [ __ ] Hit that [ __ ] >> Pat couldn't stop dancing for two shifts.

[00:09:09]Do it. Do it.

[00:09:11]>> Clock it.

[00:09:12]>> I'm so tired now. Keep dancing.

[00:09:17]>> I'm tired. Grandad, that's too damn bad.

[00:09:21]>> YOU AIN'T GETTING HARDER, HARDER, HARDER.

[00:09:27]>> Who do the [ __ ] Why two say no more?

[00:09:30]>> She tried to make the Houston five, but we were trash. Yo, that's hilarious. But we were trash.

[00:09:37]>> You just got beat FOR NOTHING.

[00:09:39]>> GOT BEAT FOR NOTHING.

[00:09:40]>> WE'RE not good, Dad.

[00:09:43]>> That probably happened more than than not. There was probably hella Joe Jackson's that just could not make it worse. And they they just ended up being an abusive dad.

[00:09:54]>> They didn't KNOW WHERE TO STOP. THEY DIDN'T KNOW WHERE to stop. No record deal. Just hella trauma.

[00:09:59]>> Right. Exactly. He's just like, "Damn, we didn't go nowhere."

[00:10:08]>> Oh man.

[00:10:13]>> Everybody got their ass whooped during the Jackson time. Yo, >> damn. You think Joe inspired abusive dads?

[00:10:21]>> No.

[00:10:22]>> He was inspired by abusive dads.

[00:10:24]Everybody was whooping ass back then, bro. Yeah, I think I think the later generation was I think the later generation because that that time it was normal. It wasn't like, oh, you doing something different. When people found out about it, then they were like, oh, we should be beating our kids into success. Like, that's what we should be doing. That's what I think happened.

[00:10:45]>> Yeah, we should beat more. We should beat more.

[00:10:49]>> Beat with intention.

[00:10:51]>> I can't wait to have kids so I CAN BE LIKE, POP. YOU GOT TO DO the the backhand joint. the real quick joint.

[00:10:56]>> Now he beating like you SUPPOSED TO BEAT.

[00:10:58]>> YEAH.

[00:10:59]>> YOU DON'T FEEL RIGHT TO BEAT CHILDREN.

[00:11:01]I'm not even going to lie. As much as I got one.

[00:11:03]>> THAT'S HOW YOU BEAT KIDS.

[00:11:05]>> As much as I got whooped. I do not feel right beating kids.

[00:11:08]>> You don't beat your kids.

[00:11:10]>> Well, I had to pop my son a couple times and I felt so bad afterwards. I was like, "Look, son, >> you ain't raising champions then. You need to you need to get them numbers up.

[00:11:19]You need to get them numbers way up, Mick. got these desk job ass children.

[00:11:24]We looking for SUPERMISTICS ain't doing too well right now, man.

[00:11:31]>> You saw the biopic about >> to give this [ __ ] buckets. We don't know that.

[00:11:39]>> [ __ ] listened to Jackson 5 the the first time they was like, "Oh [ __ ] >> kids come in here."

[00:11:49]>> That's probably true. He probably just going to be a regular like successful >> n >> computer programmer.

[00:11:56]>> Beat him.

[00:11:59]>> Oh, this going to bring beatings back.

[00:12:01]>> I just can't beat him.

[00:12:04]>> Bring beatens back. #B back.

[00:12:09]>> Was that the baller brand? THAT'S WHAT THE BALLER MOVIE stands for.

[00:12:12]>> Wait to hear. DID YOU WHOOP YOUR DAUGHTER GROWING UP OR YOU JUST LIKE punished her?

[00:12:17]>> No, I didn't have to whoop her. Uh our mom can't our mom stepped in a couple times. Usually when I raised my voice and uh my face changed. She was good.

[00:12:30]>> See, I don't have that. Moms don't have that kind of power. I feel like kids be like, "Anyway, >> you don't."

[00:12:36]>> No.

[00:12:37]>> Nah, we couldn't do that with my mom.

[00:12:38]>> I have to like say things multiple times and my children just before they be like, "I guess."

[00:12:45]>> Do you more forget when you do it? When you talk to them, do your shoulders go like hilarious when you talk to them.

[00:12:52]>> I mean, it depends like what happens at your ferret appointments that I see posted on the on your wall right there.

[00:12:57]>> You got ferret appointments?

[00:12:59]>> He does, girl. Fret dental appointments at that. What happens at those appointments?

[00:13:04]>> You go to the vet, >> doc, don't put me to sleep today, okay?

[00:13:11]I got [ __ ] to do.

[00:13:20]little acts with such conviction for real. Like she was really concerned at first. I mean, you fat.

[00:13:28][ __ ] sprained his ankle and almost got put down.

[00:13:34]Come on y'all. I still I can still work.

[00:13:38]>> Hey Pat, what's it called when the uh the dog is about to die and they like you got to adopt it else. We're going we're going to euthanize him. put him out for pasture.

[00:13:49]>> Wow.

[00:13:49]>> I came in here for A MULLER. LIKE, >> NO. NOBODY ADOPTED to here.

[00:13:56]>> [ __ ] rolled his ankle and and Spider-Man walked in like, "OH, COME ON, Y'ALL. I can I can still do this.

[00:14:04]Please."

[00:14:05]>> What?

[00:14:08]>> Woke up and John Cena was in the room.

[00:14:10]Hey, big Hey, big guy. He's like, "You can't really see me.

[00:14:16]Come on, little guy.

[00:14:18]>> I can still race. Come on.

[00:14:20]>> The do the doctors are standing around.

[00:14:22]John Cena is like, "Hey, this is your last wish.

[00:14:31]Come on, y'all. See, I can still put weight on." Ah, [ __ ] No. Come on.

[00:14:35]Please.

[00:14:39]>> I STILL GOT BITE LEFT IN ME. I STILL GOT I STILL GOT IT. BITE IT.

[00:14:45]>> YOU'RE USELESS to me.

[00:14:48]>> They were like, they were like, "Nah, he's he's missing a lot of side teeth.

[00:14:51]He actually doesn't have a lot of bite."

[00:14:52]>> All gums.

[00:14:54]>> I still got it, GUYS. I STILL GOT IT.

[00:14:57]He's like Eddie Kang Jr. Look, I still got it, guys.

[00:15:00]>> Y'all can donate my gums to science raindrops.

[00:15:08]>> Oh [ __ ] Wow.

[00:15:13]>> All right, man. Well, this is about as good a spot as any for us to jump into the first topic of the day. Before we do, want to give a special shout out to our special guests in the building. We got Brent Taylor back in the building.

[00:15:24]Got to hurry up. He has recess in 40 minutes. And we got Lulu Gonzalez back in the building.

[00:15:32]>> Did you miss me?

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[00:15:42]>> I got to say low key kickball tour torso kickball.

[00:15:47]>> That sounds fire.

[00:15:48]>> Thy me up.

[00:15:51]>> Me scoop is back. Last week they had a grease fire in the kitchen at a mom and pop Chinese diner. Um we're glad to have her back. And Patrick Cloud is back off of his vacation with some six starter from the NBA GLeague. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm taking more the first topic right after this.

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[00:18:07]>> First topic of the day we have, would you rather be a flight attendant on a childonly airline?

[00:18:15]>> No.

[00:18:16]>> Oh my god.

[00:18:18]>> A bus driver on a hood route?

[00:18:21]>> Bus driver.

[00:18:22]>> Bus driver. bus driving.

[00:18:23]>> Fun. That's way more fun driving.

[00:18:26]>> If you're going to be miserable, you might as well pick the funnier option.

[00:18:29]>> There's >> cuz then ALSO YOU COULD PULL THE bus over, get a smoke or something, stop at a 7-Eleven or something like you could like detour. You don't like the plane like you stuck.

[00:18:41]>> Yeah.

[00:18:42]>> I'm not a good um long ter.

[00:18:45]Is that okay? Can I still be on the bus?

[00:18:49]>> We know, man. We know, man. really playing into those stereotypes today, aren't you, man?

[00:18:54]>> No, babe. That's not the reason why for [ __ ] >> Doesn't even speak Korean until she's behind the wheel of >> I'd be tired. I don't like driving long distances.

[00:19:11]>> I can see you handing out snacks and [ __ ] now. You be miserable. Like, here, take it. What do you want? Like, here, take another one. Right. You're not going to be the most nicest. Look at you.

[00:19:23]>> On the plane with the ruler that her mom used to hit her with.

[00:19:26]>> I'M LIKE, >> THAT'S THE only thing about like I wouldn't mind being the flight attendant, but the problem is people like I I believe in like the community like handling kids. Meaning like if you see my child over there and they're about to run into the street, you yank them back, right? Not like, "Well, I didn't want to put my hands on your kid." Like, if they're We're a community. Like, >> but it sounds like you're not trying to drive through the community, though.

[00:19:54]Like, it you >> It's not like you ain't about that hood.

[00:19:58]It's not like you ain't about that.

[00:19:59]>> No, no, I'm saying I'm saying if I like, for example, if if I see a kid doing something, I say something to them all the time. But now, if I'm on a plane with your parents and you're doing something like kicking somebody's seat and your parents aren't saying anything, now I am obligated to say something to you. And I may not be the nicest in how I feel. job. That's the point. You are the the flight attendant. You can say, "Hey, shut the [ __ ] out."

[00:20:21]>> Well, that's what I'm saying. But it sucks because a lot of parents will be like, "Don't talk to my kid like that. I don't have time for that.

[00:20:26]>> Do a better job."

[00:20:28]>> What if I want you to pull over at them?

[00:20:31]>> Did you say to >> What if I need you to pull over and go to the trap though? I need you to go pull up. You know what I mean? I need to go get a I need to go get Come on. I need to go get a sack real quick. My cousin said, You know what I mean? Pull over. I feel like it's understood if it's the hood bus. If we on instead of soul playing, we on soul bus. I feel like it's >> But is it like this is my route?

[00:20:50]>> That's just bus. That's just the bus though.

[00:20:54]>> Just a regular bus.

[00:20:58]>> Didn't need to blackify the bus.

[00:21:02]>> Well, to hear said the hood bus. He didn't say just a regular public bus.

[00:21:07]>> Well, also I feel like the hood bus isn't like guaranteed [ __ ] happening every single time. All children's airline is guaranteed >> horrible every single time.

[00:21:16]>> No, when he's saying no because if he meant that then he would have just said regular public bus because sometimes stuff happens, sometimes it doesn't.

[00:21:23]He's saying hood bus meaning there's always something that's going on.

[00:21:25]>> Always hood. It ain't always got to be bad but it's going to be hood.

[00:21:29]>> It's always going to be something.

[00:21:30]>> We stopping by churches.

[00:21:33]>> Why are you guys stopping in the scenarios WHERE YOU'RE BUS DRIVER? WHY?

[00:21:38]I'MMA USE THE BUS LIKE UBER, my [ __ ] We gonna pick UP MY [ __ ] LOO, YOU SAID YOU WOULD STOP TO SMOKE.

[00:21:47]That's crazy. That's crazy.

[00:21:49]>> AND THEN SHE GOT her hands up like what?

[00:21:53]>> Hold on. You on mute.

[00:21:54]>> Muted. You muted. You muted, Luke.

[00:21:57]>> When did that happen? We can't hear you.

[00:21:59]>> You muted.

[00:21:59]>> We can't hear you, Lou.

[00:22:02]We can't hear you.

[00:22:03]>> Yeah, you muted.

[00:22:06]>> It looked like she was saying a whole bunch of [ __ ] She was >> Can you hear me now? Yeah, >> we missed the whole minutes CUZ I WAS LIKE THAT'S DIFFERENT. LIKE IF I'M I'M THE DRIVER LIKE YO BING NEXT STOP WE GOING to all smoke. If anybody want TO SMOKE GET OFF THE NEXT STOP >> and you know what I'm saying? THEN WE GOING TO GET BACK TO WHAT WE GOT TO DO.

[00:22:27]>> Next stop we going to smoke as a bus.

[00:22:30]Crazy.

[00:22:32]>> But those who don't want TO SMOKE IF EVERYBODY STAY ON THE BUS. Just crack the windows and just do it.

[00:22:37]>> NO CUZ NO, NO, NO, NO. THERE'S PEOPLE THAT DON'T SMOKE AND I don't want to mess up nobody's day. You know what I mean?

[00:22:42]>> Right. We being respectful. Yo, >> I'm respect. I'm a respectful smoker.

[00:22:45]>> The professional. It's a legal It's a legal hood.

[00:22:48]>> I'm at work. Okay.

[00:22:49]>> What you going to do with the people who not dope?

[00:22:52]>> I'm at work, but she going to step outside and smoke. [ __ ] >> that's respectful. Pick one. YOU BE MAD AS HELL IF I WAS DRIVING the bus and I'm smoking that mad smoke get in the bus and you going to be mad.

[00:23:03]>> You still going to be mad if you're smoking and you you get back on the bus to drive.

[00:23:07]>> It's a red light. Chill out. It's a red light.

[00:23:09]>> Me, how are you feeling? How are you feeling about this, Meg? We just pulled over for some smoke break. It's the third smoke break. How you feel?

[00:23:15]>> Oh, that's okay. As long as it's at like where where we pull If it's just like off to the side of the road, there's nothing then I'm going to be mad. But did we stop? Like is that at the mall?

[00:23:23]Are we in front of the gas station?

[00:23:24]>> Yeah, like we going to stop AT 7-ELEVEN.

[00:23:26]WE'LL STOP AT THE MALL. We'll stop. But here's the thing. SNOW BREAKS AIN'T THAT LONG. LIKE IT'S LIKE MAYBE FIVE MINUTES.

[00:23:32]5 seconds.

[00:23:32]>> That's fine with me.

[00:23:34]>> Why don't we stop somewhere I get off?

[00:23:35]>> LISTEN, THAT'S EVERYBODY. GET OFF. YOU GET A LITTLE DRINK, you want to go to the Chevron or something. Everybody Everybody wins.

[00:23:42]>> Everybody sounds like they're getting fired in these shows.

[00:23:44]>> This is impressive. In y'all scenario, you're the worst person on the bus.

[00:23:49]>> That's the craziest part. You're You're the hood character that's making it a hood bus.

[00:23:54]>> That's making it hood.

[00:23:55]>> You're the one that's making it like that.

[00:23:57]>> We're just blending in with the environment.

[00:24:02]>> And then the other part is this that you don't like. Okay. So, kids happen to be like sick a little more, I would say, and then they can't really clean up well. So, it's like if they throw up, it's on the flight attendant. Maybe their mom cleans up a little bit, but it's really on the flight attendant to clean up. Or if they pee and poop everywhere, like, but at least like if you're on the bus and that happens, these are adults, so like, hey, clean up your stuff.

[00:24:28]>> They still ain't going to clean it up.

[00:24:30]That don't >> It's better. I mean, it's a it's less likely that that will happen than it will with a bunch of children. But >> I've seen I've seen adults throw up on planes. They don't clean it up that the flight attendants go get the coffee bags and they pour it over it.

[00:24:43]>> Really?

[00:24:44]>> And then they just leave it there. Yeah.

[00:24:46]Cuz they don't have vacuum cleaners and [ __ ] like that on the uh on the on the plane. They just >> they do this at the vet too to here.

[00:24:52]>> They they they throw the coffee grinds on it.

[00:24:54]>> I know. But it's more likely that an adult will be like, "I don't feel good.

[00:24:57]I need a bag or I don't you know they can like get up and try to run to the restroom. It's less likely that a child will do that. So my point is there's going to be more messes with children >> and like I just don't want to deal with THE MESS.

[00:25:09]>> SO YOU ME ON THE HOOD BUS.

[00:25:13]>> I might be on the hood. I don't know.

[00:25:14]>> That airplane going to be noisy as hell too.

[00:25:16]>> She said I don't know. She said I don't know.

[00:25:19]>> Because the thing that I'm not a good bus driver. I can't drive long distances.

[00:25:25]Well, you could do >> a loop though, man.

[00:25:28]>> It's a loop.

[00:25:29]>> We gonna make a bunch of stops.

[00:25:30]>> Oh, so is it This is not Greyhound. This is more like public bus.

[00:25:35]>> Jollibee.

[00:25:36]>> I thought we was cuz we were doing airplanes.

[00:25:39]>> I said a hood route, Meg. Route like, you know, like >> Okay. The hood route could be uh Birmingham to Baton Rouge to New Orleans.

[00:25:47]>> Said that Meg. Enough.

[00:25:50]>> Enough.

[00:25:52]>> Okay. So then in that case, I would rather just do the public bus. That's fine. I can do that.

[00:25:56]>> Yeah, cuz I'm thinking about the route I used to take in Queens. Like that route right there is a lot of places to stop.

[00:26:01]We could chill for a little bit. Like I I I WOULD NEVER LEAVE. I WOULD NEVER >> I would never I'm not that bus driver. I would never leave you. If I see you running, I'mma wait. Like >> somebody going to run. Somebody gonna be running and EVERYTHING BE LIKE, "YO, AND THEY GONNA BE BANGING. HEY, HEY." AND THEN YOU LOOK LIKE LIKE, "NO, I'M NOT that person. I'll wait." And then WHILE I WAIT BUS DRIVERS really wouldn't let nobody on if they was banging on the door.

[00:26:25]>> Bus drivers are [ __ ] in LA. They will drive off, look at you in the back window like and drive off. You be in your car like that. That's [ __ ] up.

[00:26:32]Why they do them like that?

[00:26:34]>> That's so mean.

[00:26:35]>> I'll never forget I was in New York and I took my ex. He's from LA. So we went to New York. I show him around whatever.

[00:26:42]And he wanted to live a life. He was like he want to take the bus. I was like, "Son, let's not take the bus.

[00:26:47]Let's just take let's just drive." He's like, "No, he want the full experience."

[00:26:51]So, rule number one, you never run for the bus. Like, you don't want to be that person that run for the bus and get like he's running for the bus. I'm like, stop. Don't do it.

[00:27:02]>> He ran for the bus and he's banging on the thing on the door and he got mad that the man didn't let him on. I SAID, "HE NOT GOING TO LET YOU ON?

[00:27:12]>> He punched the door."

[00:27:13]>> Was he late?

[00:27:15]>> No, he just MISSED THE BUS. LIKE, ANOTHER ONE GOING TO COME AND take you.

[00:27:19]This was this was by choice. He wanted >> He punched the bus, [ __ ] You heard how mad he was? He punched the bus.

[00:27:25]>> That [ __ ] wanted to experience that, man.

[00:27:28]>> And then he he broke the the the glass on the door.

[00:27:31]>> Jesus Christ.

[00:27:33]>> The bus driver stopped. I stopped. I said, "I know what's going to happen.

[00:27:37]Police going to come cuz now you just destroyed property.

[00:27:40]>> You going to jail?"

[00:27:41]>> I left. I was like, "Bye. [ __ ] this bus driver." And I told I was like, "Come on. COME ON.

[00:27:49]WHAT? I said >> that [ __ ] still has somewhere to be. He was like, "No, [ __ ] that."

[00:27:54]>> NO, BECAUSE ONCE THEY DO THAT, once they do that, the bus is now incapable of driving. So now the whole BUS HAS TO SHUT DOWN and people got >> I was like I was like, "Yo, they going to be dumb mad at you. We got to leave.

[00:28:09]Yo, people gonna beat you up. Like you just ruined mad people's day.

[00:28:13]>> Like this is New York at like 7 o'clock and they want to go home." Like you [ __ ] up people's dick.

[00:28:19]>> You must have really liked him, Lulu.

[00:28:21]You gave him a lot of You should have left him.

[00:28:25]>> We broke up shortly after that.

[00:28:28]>> I think he wanted the experience that bad.

[00:28:31]>> I was like, why are you running for the bus and banging on the door? I was like, he not going to stop for you. That doesn't mean nothing to him. Where was he from?

[00:28:38]>> LA.

[00:28:38]>> Pasadena.

[00:28:41]>> That part. Okay, there it is. That's >> LA [ __ ] He goes, "La [ __ ] know better than that dumb shit." Yo, LA [ __ ] know way better than that. Yo, don't play with the bus. Bus drivers are mean. Bus drivers will beat you up in LA. Okay, leave the bus. Leave all that.

[00:28:57]Everybody crazy on the bus. Leave that [ __ ] alone.

[00:29:00]>> And they they they announcer, too, cuz this thing it's it's a county. It's hard to get fired from that [ __ ] So, they'll beat you up and still have their job the next day.

[00:29:08]>> DO YOU SEE THAT GUY WHO SHOT SOMEBODY ON THE BUS and then he still had his job the next day?

[00:29:12]>> The bus driver shot somebody?

[00:29:14]>> The bus driver? It was a passenger. They would argue and he carried a pistol on him and something happened and he pulled out. He was still drunk.

[00:29:22]>> WHAT CITY WAS THIS [ __ ] ON?

[00:29:24]>> IT WAS LIKE DETROIT or something like that.

[00:29:29]>> That's crazy.

[00:29:29]>> Sounds like Baltimore behavior.

[00:29:30]>> So he shot the [ __ ] and still like stopped at the next stop. The [ __ ] dead.

[00:29:38]>> Coming up on Main Streets. That that that's the one thing about being a bus driver that pissed me off is like all the stops like right after each other.

[00:29:47]Like somebody like if I got five stops in the road and each one was like right after another. I was like n I could have got off at the same [ __ ] stop, bro.

[00:29:56]>> Wow.

[00:29:56]>> You would be the bus driver that drives the limited bus. The ones that they like they have those that they only make certain stops and they be on the stops and PEOPLE BE LIKE, "HEY, it's a limited.

[00:30:09]I'm the express, baby. I'm the express.

[00:30:11]I make three stops. I express >> that means you got to do the short bus then to here.

[00:30:17]>> No, it does not, Meg. Shut up.

[00:30:19]>> It does. Cuz then you only got to make a few stops. You already know people you getting pissed off.

[00:30:23]>> That mean you got to do the long bus.

[00:30:24]That mean you got to go hella far, man.

[00:30:26]You got to go from the valley to >> the long stop. But that's the one that the bus >> That's the bus to uh Union Station.

[00:30:37]That's what I'm driving. I'm driving. Do access. You need to do access. Just pick up.

[00:30:41]>> Yeah, you can do the access. Pick up all the wheelchairs AND THE OLD PEOPLE.

[00:30:44]>> THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. The short bus.

[00:30:46]>> That's what she talking about. Yeah.

[00:30:47]Everybody where they put the little thing down and the elevator come down every time.

[00:30:51]>> That should take forever. Every stop is 45 minutes.

[00:30:55]>> That's what that he want. He said he only wanted three stops. Okay. You get the access bus with your old people with your fellow old people.

[00:31:02]>> But then you got that all like reformed crips and [ __ ] or like bloods and whatnot. They now but they all crippled so they can't [ __ ] You know what I mean?

[00:31:12]>> That's how >> But THEY STILL CAUSE CHAOS ON THE BUS.

[00:31:19]>> I bet they calm down if I don't strap them in. If I don't strap that that wheelchair and just doing all of this the whole time.

[00:31:27]Y'all going to behave? I'll put your brakes on if you behave.

[00:31:32]>> Oh, >> could you I just want to see the footage of that. like the playback.

[00:31:38]>> You got a bunch of chairs rolling around >> brings new meaning to the wheels on the bus go round and round after >> yelling out say y'all going to be >> talking.

[00:31:57]You know it's probably a lot of with the OP. WHAT IF SOMEBODY have a stroke on your bus? What you supposed to do?

[00:32:04]>> You got you got space. You got space.

[00:32:07]>> Space to have a stroke is crazy.

[00:32:08]>> You got space >> cuz if it's the old people then you have like old people issues that might happen come come about on your bus.

[00:32:16]>> What you supposed to do? Somebody have a heart attack.

[00:32:19]>> Drive faster.

[00:32:20]>> I just hope that never happens, man. I can't do nothing that >> Wait, but isn't there somebody on somebody else that's like an a monitor or an attendant on your bus?

[00:32:27]>> People can have a heart attack on the regular bus.

[00:32:29]>> I know, but it's like it's more likely when it's like old people.

[00:32:32]>> No, it's not. Unless Unless that would be somebody that comes with them on their own. That wouldn't be the bus providing that.

[00:32:39]>> Yeah, I don't think they got the budget for that, Meg. They just got a budget for a They don't even got a full bus.

[00:32:43]It's a half a bus. Like, >> all right.

[00:32:46]>> You just on that mother. You just nervous on there. They got they tank their oxygen tank. Like, man, I hope I hope this [ __ ] don't die today.

[00:32:53]>> It don't even LOOK LIKE A BUS ON THE INSIDE. It just be mad space and and like poles, >> windows hella big cuz it's for six people.

[00:33:03]It look it look like the uh the rental car buses where they pick you up from the airport. It's just all >> like a shuttle.

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[00:36:09]Second topic of the day. Would you prefer a hood Chinese spot versus a fancy sushi spot?

[00:36:17]>> Wait, so the wizard was like, "Would you rather pay for half or all of it?"

[00:36:23]>> They have no idea what you're talking about, Pat. Just [ __ ] it. I don't care no more.

[00:36:30]>> Would you rather pay double or half?

[00:36:32]>> He just dis he just dis like [ __ ] what have you been doing for the last thousand years? This was your question. YOU READ ALL THE IDEAS. He was like, "Man, >> would you rather pay double the taxes or half the taxes?" Go, >> no idea what you're talking about, Pat.

[00:36:51]That that is gone. They will never know and see that ever again. So, >> especially women. When will we ever pay 100%. Ew.

[00:37:00]>> Y'all should y'all should have 100% days.

[00:37:03]>> No. No. Ridiculous. I mean, if I want to, then yes, fire.

[00:37:07]>> Absolutely. We'll do that.

[00:37:08]>> Fire holiday. 100%.

[00:37:11]>> 100%. And don't try to don't try to lump it in with Father's Day or birthday. No.

[00:37:17]No. Just just a [ __ ] appreciation day.

[00:37:20]>> Isn't that sweet? I do that for my husband. So, that is nothing new.

[00:37:23]>> I'm about to say I used to do that randomly for my man all the time.

[00:37:27]>> Yeah.

[00:37:28]>> That [ __ ] is so tired of seaweed chips.

[00:37:30]That [ __ ] want some real [ __ ] man.

[00:37:32]Take the man out, bro. You would come back from Trader Joe's with the 12-pack of the seaweed chips teriyak flavor.

[00:37:40]>> I used to I used to send my man money be like, "Hey, go get that cut that you was you need. Go get the cut. Go go go."

[00:37:46]>> So there should still be a holiday cut that you need.

[00:37:52]>> We be saying the same thing about Valentine's Day. We be like, "Oh, we be doing this all the time." And y'all be, "BUT THIS DAY, >> BUT Y'ALL HAVE sweethearts day. Sweeties day."

[00:38:00]>> That what is that?

[00:38:01]>> What is that? It's supposed to be the Valentine's Day for men. They don't even see y'all don't even know what it is. So that's WHY YOU DON'T GET NOTHING.

[00:38:10]>> Show how little society acknowledges that that we haven't even heard of.

[00:38:16]>> They have a whole card section OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT AT TARGET.

[00:38:20]>> NONE OF US HAVE HEARD of here. Just say you want to be a kept man.

[00:38:24]>> IT'S THE DAY AFTER VALENTINE'S DAY.

[00:38:27]>> I would love to be a start dating old ladies. It's in June. It's in June.

[00:38:32]I'mma tell you right now.

[00:38:34]>> The old lady, you might be kept for like two months and then she could die. So, it's like, >> well, then you dumb because you didn't you didn't work yourself into that wheel. Hello, Anna Nicole Smith. You got to do better.

[00:38:44]>> Sugar day.

[00:38:46]>> There. Sugar mama day.

[00:38:47]>> Sugar mama day.

[00:38:49]>> That should be >> Y'all got TO FIND A SUGAR MAMA FIRST, BRENT.

[00:38:52]>> Sugar mama day is literally once a month. That That can't be once a year.

[00:38:56]>> Hilarious.

[00:38:57]>> You know the rules. Uh, hilarious.

[00:39:00]>> Hilarious.

[00:39:02]>> You want a good sugar mom, you gotta go to them line dancing classes. That that'd be hilarious.

[00:39:06]>> Would y'all really like if there was like a woman who was very wealthy, she was like 85 and she wanted you to be her little man like Sher and what's his name? Ae uh Amber Rose's baby daddy. Um, you know how like they're like 50 years apart? Would you would you be okay with having that relationship?

[00:39:25]I feel like I don't know if I would actually do it, but it's funny.

[00:39:29]>> No, no, you got to go everywhere with her. She's kind of famous, but she's really wealthy. She really likes >> But is she pretty though? Is she still paying for everything?

[00:39:37]>> She can't be attractive in this scenario. That's not fair.

[00:39:40]>> Well, I'm saying she's like Sher. So Sher is >> What about Oprah?

[00:39:45]>> Okay, that's a good one.

[00:39:47]>> Would you date Oprah?

[00:39:48]>> Hell yeah. Yes. [ __ ] yeah. Right.

[00:39:50]>> But she's like But here's the thing.

[00:39:52]Here's the thing. She's like, "You get no money from me. You get you're not in like a will. You don't get like any like like pay for like nothing. You just my man. That's it."

[00:40:03]>> One thing I would I would I know for a fact I would never try to weasel into somebody's will. So I'm not worried.

[00:40:08]>> Oh, you bugging. I would.

[00:40:10]>> Wait, do I get to splurge while she alive though? Do I get to splurge while she >> pay for everything? So y'all vacations, whatever. SHE PAYS FOR EVERYTHING, BUT SHE DON'T GIVE YOU NO MONEY. Like she not physically saying she ain't got to give me no money.

[00:40:22]>> That's fine. Give me your part.

[00:40:23]>> Long giving you none of that. It's the same thing.

[00:40:27]>> None of that. You can hang out with us.

[00:40:28]You go to all the trips and all that, but she not going to physically say my card no money.

[00:40:34]>> She pay for your phone bill. She pays put she pays to put gas in your car.

[00:40:38]>> So what I what I So basically I just be like, "Hey, >> I want that." And she'll take care of it.

[00:40:44]>> There you go.

[00:40:44]>> She might be like, "No, >> no, Lulu. You being tough, Lulu. NO, YOU BEING OPRAH LIKE THAT. OPRAH AIN'T LIKE THAT. OPRAH AIN'T like that. Stem get everything.

[00:40:56]>> No, I'm saying no. Oprah is too. No, you got to pick somebody that's older and that's white.

[00:41:01]>> So, hold on. FYI.

[00:41:03]>> WHY THEY GOT TO BE WHITE? NATIONAL >> in this situation. It's somebody that you're like, I wouldn't really >> Martha Stewart.

[00:41:10]>> Martha Stewart's still fine.

[00:41:12]>> Martha Stewart's a baddie though. Yeah, of course.

[00:41:15]>> Martha Stewart. Give me Martha Stewart.

[00:41:17]>> I No. Share, guys. Share. Shar is a baddy though.

[00:41:21]>> You said like, share. You said like, share.

[00:41:23]>> Okay, so let's just use share in this scenario because >> we agree on Martha Stewart, man.

[00:41:28]>> Martha Stewart, man. I don't >> Hold on, guys. Back up. Y'all trying to get it.

[00:41:32]>> This is That's too easy. I'm talking about like someone like >> Sher, would you do it?

[00:41:37]>> No. Miss Osborne. Something like that.

[00:41:40]>> Who's Miss Osborne? Sharon.

[00:41:41]>> Sharon Osborne.

[00:41:42]>> Shar. I couldn't think of her name.

[00:41:44]Sharon Osborne.

[00:41:45]>> You were respectful. You were respectful. My >> dad your mama. Chris Jenner.

[00:41:49]>> Okay. Same [ __ ] Yeah. Chris Jenner.

[00:41:51]>> She look like Kim. THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. Y'ALL KEEP PICKING these people that's young. I'm talking about they got to be 80 plus.

[00:41:58]>> Martha Stewart is 84 years old.

[00:42:01]>> Martha looks amazing. I'm not >> You talking about like a Betty White said you got to pick somebody 80 or what about Betty White if she was alive?

[00:42:10]Betty White.

[00:42:10]>> Betty White if she was alive.

[00:42:12]>> Yes.

[00:42:13]>> Man, that's crazy. Yes. Which but nah I don't but I don't know Betty White for having that bread like that.

[00:42:22]>> Oh so it's all about money.

[00:42:27]>> I wanted to see how Betty White was as a person.

[00:42:31]>> Y'all [ __ ] Rose now Blanch was Blanch.

[00:42:37]>> Not just so you guys know National Boyfriend Day is Saturday October 3rd 2026. Since when is that? Does that change anything?

[00:42:46]>> That means No, that means that they would have to claim to be in a relationship with somebody. N you know ain't trying to be >> My bad.

[00:42:53]>> My bad.

[00:42:54]>> That's crazy.

[00:42:55]>> We don't even know the dates of these things.

[00:42:58]>> Yeah.

[00:42:58]>> You just missing out on somebody's boyfriend. Meaning you would have to be in a committed relationship. Pat, >> but I'm saying like y'all tell us in retrospect. Y'all y'all would never bring this up early October like >> because it's not it's not our responsibility. Oh, so you guys just hope we forget ABOUT IT. THAT'S LIKE AROUND 8:00.

[00:43:16]>> You want It's for you. You should know.

[00:43:19]I know when Mother's Day is. I know when Valentine's Day is. I know when Christmas is. Okay.

[00:43:25]>> Those are all cards.

[00:43:29]>> I'm not a veteran. I know Veterans Day is.

[00:43:32]>> All of those All of those holidays you mentioned, Meg, have cards and decorations. The stores let you know weeks before the B. This is like a business issue for me. Okay, you better hit up that [ __ ] >> Hit up Hallmark and say, "Why aren't there any boyfriend cards?"

[00:43:49]>> And then Hallmark will say to you, "Well, time for you to become a boyfriend and get in a committed relationship."

[00:43:55]>> I bet you guys didn't know there is a national steak and [ __ ] day, too.

[00:44:01]>> We did it.

[00:44:02]>> What day is that?

[00:44:02]>> I know about that one. I know.

[00:44:04]>> Look it up, dum dums.

[00:44:06]>> See, y'all wouldn't even y'all We're talking about it. It's March 14th. Tell us >> that's coming up.

[00:44:11]>> We missed it.

[00:44:11]>> We just missed it.

[00:44:14]>> Staker BJ's for y'all. Huh?

[00:44:16]>> Y'all tell us the next month. Like, oops. Did you know it was [ __ ] [ __ ] and free money and a and a free trip day? It's too much.

[00:44:24]>> We got the same internet that the girl got.

[00:44:26]>> WELL, GUESS WHAT? PUT IT ON YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT YEAR. BOOM.

[00:44:30]>> You know, >> hey, real real real quick though, guys.

[00:44:33]>> It's a thing every year. The the topic was good Chinese spot versus Sushi's restaurant.

[00:44:41]>> Wait, wait, wait. But real quick, are you supposed to eat the steak while getting a [ __ ] or is it >> Yeah, that was that was >> You put the plate on her head. You put the plate on her head.

[00:44:55]>> Imagine like halfway through you're like, "This isn't cooked enough."

[00:44:59]>> You can't really like You can't really like put it back in. You She's already doing the thing. You can't be like, "I wanted this medium."

[00:45:05]>> I'm tossing that plate. [ __ ] You >> could You >> imagine getting a medium rare steak with some medium head, too. Like, >> you don't FIRST OF ALL, YOU DON'T WANT NO well done steak with well done head.

[00:45:20]You still going to be chewing while she Why you call it well done head?

[00:45:27]>> What you mean?

[00:45:28]>> I want the tender. I want the tenderism head to fall off the bone head. Well done.

[00:45:35]Well done, little lady. Well done.

[00:45:38]Literally, I want it overdone. Overdone.

[00:45:42]>> Well done.

[00:45:44]>> This was in there too long.

[00:45:45]>> I just want thumbs up. Like, well done, little lady. Well done. This was It was on high heat.

[00:45:51]>> High heat for seven minutes. Well done. Hilarious.

[00:46:01]That's That is what should be well done, >> man.

[00:46:06]That medium rare is cold. Medium rare is cold.

[00:46:11]>> You're like, >> "What was it again to hear?

[00:46:18]>> I want some I want a medium rare steak with some well done head."

[00:46:22]>> There you go.

[00:46:24]>> I want the tenderism head. I want fall off the bone head. I want >> medium rare. I like medium.

[00:46:32]>> Not medium. Medium. Medium is what I do.

[00:46:35]Really?

[00:46:35]>> I do. I do medium. Medium plus. Y'all up on medium.

[00:46:39]>> Yeah. Yeah. I do medium plus. Some places don't do it right. I do medium.

[00:46:46]>> She talking about the head.

[00:46:48]If I like you, I do medium. You know I do medium. Plus my little head. She like >> well. I do medium. Well, medium. Well, >> I do medium well. I can do medium well.

[00:47:05]Okay, >> give it a head.

[00:47:12]>> That's good.

[00:47:15]>> You got to go.

[00:47:18]>> Is it good, son? Is it good?

[00:47:21]>> You want chimmy cherry sauce?

[00:47:25]>> He ripped all the skin off this [ __ ] He tells all his homeboys it was a little dry.

[00:47:36]Like she she give give [ __ ] dick Indian burns.

[00:47:39]>> Indian burns.

[00:47:42]>> Like yo stop. Hey yo stop.

[00:47:44]>> I DO BE WORKING OUT a lot. I do. I do. I do.

[00:47:48]>> Like go get your gloves. Go get your workout gloves.

[00:47:53]Your callous ass golf hands.

[00:47:54]>> NO YOU GOTA USE LATEX GLOVES. YOU GOT TO USE like some pink latex gloves to add a little spice.

[00:48:01]>> I'm a doctor.

[00:48:03]>> The craziest part about I don't think I'll ever get hit again without thinking of steak.

[00:48:09]>> She be like, "This is medium oil."

[00:48:14]>> She go >> what?

[00:48:16]>> Nothing. Nothing. Well done. Well done.

[00:48:18]Well, nothing cooked. Leave it in a little longer.

[00:48:26]Oh, let's put them to a vote. Man, I don't even know what we voting on because we didn't mention the the hood Chinese spot on the fancy.

[00:48:33]>> I vote on Well done.

[00:48:34]>> I vote on well done.

[00:48:36]>> Medium well.

[00:48:37]>> Well done.

[00:48:38]>> Medium plus. Medium.

[00:48:40]>> Medium plus.

[00:48:42]>> Medium plus.

[00:48:43]>> Medium plus wins.

[00:48:46]>> Medium plus wins.

[00:48:50]>> Damn, that's >> Put in the comments. What do you like?

[00:48:53]Medium. Well, plus >> it felt like a whole section of inside jokes. I hope the audience got some effective music this >> put in the comments what do you like medium well done or medium plus.

[00:49:09]>> We're going to move on to this last topic right after this last topic of the day. We have one for life.

[00:49:18]All right. '90s R&B versus 2000 to 2010 hip-hop.

[00:49:26]>> It's a close one. Damn. Cuz you said R&B, not the hip-hop. You went with the R&B.

[00:49:30]>> 90s R&B. I'm talking about 90 to 2000 on the R&B.

[00:49:35]>> So I get the whole 90s. I get the whole 90s decade.

[00:49:38]>> You get the whole 90s. You get the whole 90s.

[00:49:40]>> So I get Jodicy. I get Boys to Men. I get Drew Hill. Um You get total. You get >> 112.

[00:49:51]>> B2K.

[00:49:53]>> 112.

[00:49:54]>> No, they weren't in the '9s.

[00:49:55]>> 112 was 96, >> my boy.

[00:49:57]>> That wasn't 99.

[00:49:59]>> They was born like 99.

[00:50:00]>> B2K was 2000, sweetie.

[00:50:02]>> Okay. So, immature. So, immature.

[00:50:04]>> Yes, we get immature.

[00:50:05]>> Immature. The immature and IMX.

[00:50:08]>> Yeah.

[00:50:09]>> There you go. IMX. That's what I was.

[00:50:10]>> You get the Asian kid and you get LDB.

[00:50:13]>> Yeah.

[00:50:14]>> Okay. Go home, Roger. Okay. Okay.

[00:50:18]>> But you don't get Lil Wayne though.

[00:50:22]>> But that's Oh, that's hip-hop.

[00:50:25]>> Right. Right.

[00:50:27]>> But I get Lil Mo. But I get Lil Mo.

[00:50:30]>> NOBODY want no Lil Mo.

[00:50:32]>> You don't get 50 Cent. You don't get Lil Wayne.

[00:50:36]>> Ti. I get Nate, dog. You don't get Kanye.

[00:50:40]>> You don't get dog. We get R&B. We're doing R&B. Drew Hill. I get Drew Hill.

[00:50:46]>> I love Drew Hill. I love Jodic. Shout out to Mr. Din.

[00:50:49]>> Jack's first single.

[00:50:52]>> No, you get hip-hop, Brand. You don't get R&B in the 2000.

[00:50:55]>> I get R&B.

[00:50:57]>> R&B.

[00:50:57]>> In the 2000s, you get hip-hop.

[00:51:01]>> But 90s R&B. Jagged Edge. Yo.

[00:51:04]>> Oh, I I'm sorry. I thought you were naming 2000's R&B.

[00:51:07]>> We got Silk. We got Silk.

[00:51:09]>> Silk.

[00:51:11]>> Uh, we got Htown. We get uh color me bad.

[00:51:16]>> But do you have Nelly Ti Ludicrous Andre 3000 Eminem's early run?

[00:51:23]>> We get empty hammer >> 50 Kanye.

[00:51:26]>> No, that's not R&B.

[00:51:27]>> I don't We going to get pop. We don't get pop.

[00:51:30]>> No, only R&B.

[00:51:32]>> Lupe Fiasco.

[00:51:35]>> Wait, so then so then 2000s is considered Jay-Z Nas.

[00:51:40]Oh, >> Nelly.

[00:51:43]>> This is the Nelly. Y DEAL WITH NELLY.

[00:51:47]Y'ALL JUST SAID NELLY three times already.

[00:51:49]>> Nelly went Nelly got that Nelly went diamond. It's St. Louis. Yo, it's >> I know.

[00:51:55]>> They went diamond. He went diamond on him. Yo.

[00:51:57]>> Yes.

[00:51:59]>> I mean, I do like a I like to do the chicken head. I was trying to teach my daughter to do the chicken head the other day.

[00:52:04]>> You can't do it.

[00:52:06]>> YES, I CAN. SHUT UP. I WAS ON a hood dance team in college. Shut up, Pat.

[00:52:10]>> You do the fried chicken head.

[00:52:11]>> She do the teriyak chicken head.

[00:52:13]>> Teriyak chicken head.

[00:52:18]>> She do the salmon roll chicken head.

[00:52:19]Come on now.

[00:52:21]>> Spicy chicken head.

[00:52:23]>> I definitely chicken that >> Oh, Missy Elliot. This is over. I'm not looking. There's a lot.

[00:52:31]>> But then >> but there's a lot of good R&B in the night.

[00:52:34]>> There's a lot of good R&B.

[00:52:36]>> I would expect you to say 2000s. Okay.

[00:52:38]You were young. So, you know, >> I was in high school and middle school in elementary school. I was in school.

[00:52:46]>> Yeah. We We were in like high like high school, college.

[00:52:49]>> But we also get we get Brandy. We get >> both of them.

[00:52:53]>> Monica, Monica, we get >> Mo and Steph, >> Brownstone, >> and it's easy for me.

[00:53:03]>> SWV, >> man. you get. Okay, here's a quick rundown of just some of them >> clips.

[00:53:10]>> Boy, man, Jodicy, Black Street 112, Drew Hill, Belleville, Devote, Silk, Vex, Shondition, TLC, Inbong, SWB, >> Jade, Total, uh, 702, Brownstone, Mo One, another bad creation, color me bad.

[00:53:30]>> That's just some lupe fiasco. Why do you keep saying >> Missy Elliot?

[00:53:39]Come on, guys. Clips.

[00:53:42]>> Yeah, >> you said the same three names. Oh my god.

[00:53:45]>> MF Doom. Oh, I'm fit to say my favorite outcast. Little brother. Come on, y'all.

[00:53:50]>> Little brother.

[00:53:51]>> Little brother.

[00:53:52]>> Ah, I might not be. Listen. Ah, >> Little Brother.

[00:53:55]>> Little brother.

[00:53:56]>> Who's Little Brother?

[00:53:57]>> Who's Little Brother?

[00:53:59]That's Fonte and rapper Big >> right Detroit.

[00:54:11]>> Keep that.

[00:54:13]>> Oh, southern hip hop too. Yes, I can keep that. Y'all can keep all of that.

[00:54:18]>> Dexter.

[00:54:18]>> Southern hip hop.

[00:54:19]>> Y keep all of that.

[00:54:21]>> You can keep >> southern rap. That's crazy.

[00:54:24]>> Pimpy.

[00:54:26]>> Texas. New Orleans. Keep it.

[00:54:29]>> Oh, wow.

[00:54:30]>> Keep it.

[00:54:31]>> Texas. Saying keep Texas is crazy. I will keep Texas.

[00:54:35]>> Keep all of Texas. You can have it.

[00:54:37]>> Hold on. Wait. Wait. So, you don't you don't rock with Slim Thug. You don't rock with UGK. You don't rock with Aball and MJG >> artist from Swave House. You don't rock with the roll. You don't rock >> uh DJ Screw Day.

[00:54:52]>> I'm from New York City.

[00:54:56]Mm.

[00:54:56]>> Yeah, but they had to get >> You see what I'M TALKING ABOUT, BRENT?

[00:55:00]I'M FROM NEW YORK CITY. Do you think do you think Funk Master Flex WAS PLAYING ANY OF THOSE?

[00:55:09]>> He was.

[00:55:09]>> Okay. All right. Well, let's let's let's compare this real quick. Luke, >> what rappers were popping from 2000 to 2010 outside >> Nas Jay-Z 50 Cent?

[00:55:22]Let me finish, man. Let me finish.

[00:55:24]Outside of Nas, Jay-Z, and 50, what what other rappers would you bring you bringing to the table?

[00:55:31]>> From New York.

[00:55:33]>> From New York.

[00:55:34]>> Nicki Minaj.

[00:55:35]>> Can we count um DMX?

[00:55:37]>> He's from Yonkers.

[00:55:39]>> DMX.

[00:55:40]>> That's pretty That's pretty big.

[00:55:42]>> Big Al the Locks.

[00:55:44]>> The Locks.

[00:55:44]>> The Wuang was still active.

[00:55:46]>> Wuang.

[00:55:47]>> Wuang still active. every every everybody who foundation for rape big >> I mean yeah >> guy that other guy did d >> Rayquan uh Ghost Face uh who else I don't know Buster I love Buster shout out to Buster >> Busts is it Tribe they were active Uh, who else?

[00:56:21]>> Yeah. All >> wasn't that in the '9s?

[00:56:24]>> Mostly, but Q-Tip was still active in the 2000s.

[00:56:27]>> Oh, Q-Tip. Okay.

[00:56:28]>> While Elsa got for real, give it what you want.

[00:56:33]>> Okay.

[00:56:34]>> Yeah.

[00:56:35]>> So, our radio stations was was >> And then West Coast, too. Shoot. West Coast. A lot of West Coast.

[00:56:41]>> I got to take Lil Mama, too, though.

[00:56:42]Don't try to leave her.

[00:56:43]>> DON'T FORGET ABOUT >> MY LIP GLOSS IS POPPING. MY LIP GLOSS IS GOOD. YES. WE TAKE LITTLE >> chicken noodles. Was ASAP was ASAP Rocky?

[00:56:51]>> ASAP Rocky the whole Was he early 2000?

[00:56:54]Was he 2000s though?

[00:56:55]>> Yeah, he's that was 2010.

[00:56:57]>> He's 2000.

[00:56:58]>> Yeah, >> that's 2010. Let's see.

[00:57:01]>> Yeah. So, our our airways was flooded.

[00:57:03]We wasn't really thinking about Wow.

[00:57:08]>> I don't know. The 2000s that whole little town era.

[00:57:13]>> Yes. That's what I'm saying. That was cool. They killed the game. Yo, that was cool.

[00:57:18]>> They had the They listen, the South always gave you good music to dance to in the club. New York [ __ ] you ain't nobody dancing to my deep shook ones, [ __ ] [ __ ] is doing this.

[00:57:29]>> You ain't getting no [ __ ] doing this in the club. Diddy though. They was dancing to Diddy. Listen, but it's a different type of party you left out of. You was sweaty, you was wet, you was drip cuz we was dancing. We wasn't hanging out being cool.

[00:57:44]>> Dancing. You [ __ ] Yug rapping and break dancing in the middle dipping sauces on the dance floor with your [ __ ] barbecue brisketss. We didn't do that. We wasn't doing that.

[00:57:57]>> New York them New York [ __ ] was scaring the hoes with them pely pellies and big ass bugging. That's what brought the hoes. I COULD TELL. I COULD TELL Y'ALL DON'T EVEN KNOW. THAT'S WHAT BROKE >> [ __ ] in the club with chopped cheese and [ __ ] trying to >> Damn.

[00:58:12]>> IF YOU GOT IF YOU GOT THE FRESHEST JACKET ON, the freshest Vans in the vest.

[00:58:16]>> [ __ ] in the club with chopped cheese in the club >> with a bacon egg and cheese and [ __ ] >> You heard y'all had different sauces upon entry.

[00:58:28]Don't Don't do that. They bring the They bring the chopped cheese like bottle service.

[00:58:35]Tahir's table.

[00:58:38]This shit's got sparklers in them.

[00:58:40]>> Hey yo, that's what Tahir did with the ribs in his club. That's how y'all did. Shots of ribs and shots. Get out of here.

[00:58:50]>> Talk about we don't dance. Swear to New York. NEW YORK. WE DANCE. We dance. I don't know what y'all do.

[00:58:56]>> Not they do. I went to a party in Brooklyn.

[00:59:00]That [ __ ] was fire. Them [ __ ] dope as [ __ ] >> They dance in New York. Yeah, they make dancing. We >> They make dance music. They make dance music.

[00:59:08]>> That's why when I first came to LA, I was at the club and I was dancing.

[00:59:11]Somebody was like, "Y I could tell you not from here." I was like, "Why is that?" Cuz you be dancing.

[00:59:15]>> That's a crazy thing. Just like I could tell you're not from here cuz you're having fun.

[00:59:20]>> CUZ I WAS JAMMING. HE WAS LIKE, "YO, you not from here." And I was like, "How you know?"

[00:59:26]>> He was like dancing.

[00:59:27]>> I I experienced that too cuz I I didn't think people in LA danced either. Like >> we don't dance like New York. We're not like New York. We slow down.

[00:59:35]>> [ __ ] doing doing this [ __ ] in the club and [ __ ] >> Crumping.

[00:59:39]>> You get beat up dancing like that in LA.

[00:59:42]>> We haven't danced since the jerk era.

[00:59:43]Jerk Jerk era was like the last No, actually I would say Bobby Schmurder was the last time we was actually dancing.

[00:59:49]But it's a cool >> That's even real dancing.

[00:59:52]>> Well, who says that's going to be in a museum?

[00:59:55]>> [ __ ] [ __ ] was doing the lean back when Lulu was in the club. [ __ ] was [ __ ] >> AND THAT [ __ ] WAS LIT THOUGH. YOU SEE ABOUT 40 [ __ ] GOING lean back.

[01:00:04]>> I like that song.

[01:00:04]>> Lean back.

[01:00:06]>> You can't dance on nobody with lean back is on. You get your skin all [ __ ] up.

[01:00:12]All of >> [ __ ] ain't.

[01:00:14]>> BUT IT WAS ABOUT HAVING FUN TO hear you back.

[01:00:17]>> Yeah. Like so I'mma tell you this. Guys was going to the club for a completely different reason. We go in there to try to dance on some ass. If they throwing ass, we up in there. We can't dance on y'all. Y'all doing a chicken noodle soup. Like we got to wait till you [ __ ] catch your breath. First of all, every every every real one, especially every real woman, you know how to incorporate twerking your ass on a man in any dance. So, I don't want to hear you can steal chicken noodle sum during the dick on the side, you know, >> and to hear what you were talking about.

[01:00:48]Y'all had the sh How was people dancing to the chicken head? Like, you weren't twerking on nobody and chicken heading.

[01:00:55]>> This is basically back the [ __ ] up, [ __ ] You like this? I like men. They was freak dancing while chicken head.

[01:01:03]>> The [ __ ] >> Get away from me, lady.

[01:01:06]>> Listen, we made it work with with the chicken head. Now, the pancake [ __ ] wasn't dancing to nobody when they was doing this. Like, >> what the [ __ ] is the pancake?

[01:01:13]>> The pancake, [ __ ] What the [ __ ] >> No, it wasn't.

[01:01:18]>> That ain't nothing but TO HIS SIDE JOB.

[01:01:21]THAT AIN'T NOTHING BUT TO HIS SIDE JOB.

[01:01:23]HE WAS LATE AND HE WAS LIKE, >> I was killing IT CUZ I WORKED AT WHITE CASTLE. So I was working every day with this [ __ ] I was flipping the burgers.

[01:01:33]>> Wow.

[01:01:33]>> YOU HIT THE 9 TO5 ON THEM. HIT THE 9 TO5. HIT THE 95.

[01:01:38]>> All the hoes. Back it up, [ __ ] >> WE AIN'T GOT NO FLIP IT BACK.

[01:01:46]>> DO YOU YELL OUT [ __ ] THAT YOU DON'T GOT WHILE YOU WAS FLIPPING?

[01:01:50]>> NO MORE.

[01:01:50]>> CAKE is crazy. I never knew it was called that.

[01:01:55]>> The pancake is crazy.

[01:01:56]>> I don't trust no [ __ ] Listen, I don't trust none of them New York [ __ ] that dance to Wu Tang. You [ __ ] up there dance to the gravel pit is sick. Y'all some sick individuals though.

[01:02:05]>> That's how you bond with somebody. You That's how you bond in the club. Y'all be dancing over Wuang. But like, man, life is hard. Yo, like >> wow.

[01:02:14]>> I feel like New York [ __ ] they act so tough that Fat Joe literally made a song to make tough [ __ ] feel comfortable dancing. And he's like, that's the think about the hook. He's like, my [ __ ] don't dance. We just pull up our pants and do the rock away. Lean back. Like he was just >> gig right now. Look at >> like I can we can do this.

[01:02:33]>> Hell yeah. Yeah.

[01:02:34]>> Let me say when Lean Back came out, fat [ __ ] everywhere rejoiced cuz they could finally participate in a dance >> that they didn't have to do a lot.

[01:02:44]>> Sad.

[01:02:44]>> It's a low movement, but you could stand right there and be a part of it. You know, >> you too could be incorporated in fun.

[01:02:53]>> So, Fat Joe was a revolutionary >> eating and leaning back at the same time. I'll tell you what, boy.

[01:02:58]>> When did the waffle come out?

[01:03:01]>> Whose is that? 2010s.

[01:03:03]>> Who is this that? Who? What's state?

[01:03:06]>> Yeah. Is that a Is that >> Louisiana?

[01:03:08]>> That's Louisiana.

[01:03:10]>> Yeah.

[01:03:11]>> You talking about the wobble wobble baby?

[01:03:13]>> Yeah.

[01:03:14]>> Wobble baby. Wobble baby. Wobble. You can tell that's a south.

[01:03:17]>> Yeah, that's definitely all south.

[01:03:19]>> That beat is hella south.

[01:03:20]>> You know I do the wobble, right?

[01:03:21]>> Oh, >> he does the gobble.

[01:03:27]>> I'm not gobble baby. Gobble baby gobble baby.

[01:03:31]>> I'm not even feeding the tool, my [ __ ] I already >> gobble baby. Gobble baby. Gobble baby.

[01:03:37]>> Won't you back it up?

[01:03:40]>> Gobble. Gobble. Gobble it up. Go ahead to here. Gobble baby. Gobble baby.

[01:03:44]Gobble.

[01:03:44]>> The gobble.

[01:03:46]>> That's crazy.

[01:03:49]>> Grant, you set your baby ass up. You did the waddle. You did.

[01:03:54]>> That's good. This is all good.

[01:03:58]Who going baby walking ass [ __ ] >> This guy.

[01:04:03]>> IS THAT WITH A FULL PAMPER? Is that the full pamper walk?

[01:04:07]>> [ __ ] head is determining which way you waddle.

[01:04:10]>> Hey, doing the gobble is crazy.

[01:04:14]>> Don't try to spin the block, [ __ ] Don't you try TO BACK ON YOU. BACK ON YOU, >> [ __ ] TRYING TO TURN AROUND. GET BACK.

[01:04:25]>> Get the back, [ __ ] You got to bust a [ __ ] >> No, no. Back to >> back to the [ __ ] Not no back to the top. They ain't doing no rewinds, [ __ ] >> That's a good reader [ __ ] [ __ ] >> It was just too obvious.

[01:04:43]>> Oh my god.

[01:04:46]>> [ __ ] tried to spin the block fast as [ __ ] We didn't even get laugh.

[01:04:51]>> The gobble was crazy though, >> bro. That gas too expensive. We spending it back immediately.

[01:04:58]>> That [ __ ] literally said, "But the last joke that but the last joke was funny."

[01:05:07]I've never seen that from the [ __ ] under attack.

[01:05:12]But the joke before this even like stepped with it. There was no invasive maneuver. That [ __ ] just pointed that. It was like, "No, but that though." Like I think we should acknowledge the joke before this.

[01:05:26]>> The last one, >> but that though is great.

[01:05:32]>> The gobble is great.

[01:05:35]>> All right, man. Let's put it to a [ __ ] boat, man. I'm sick of this, right?

[01:05:38]>> What was the question?

[01:05:40]>> The gobble or the >> one for life?

[01:05:46]>> Gobble or the waffle?

[01:05:53]L for life 90s R&B versus 2000 to 2010 hip hop.

[01:05:58]>> Give me that.

[01:06:05]>> Need that 2000.

[01:06:06]>> So R&B R&B >> R&B >> and me.

[01:06:14]>> Go to me.

[01:06:15]>> Call.

[01:06:15]>> Go to me.

[01:06:17]>> What' you say?

[01:06:18]>> Kelly.

[01:06:19]>> Oh.

[01:06:22]Yep. But then it's 2000's arcade.

[01:06:24]>> Oh, and a >> put the first victim up there, huh?

[01:06:31]>> Damn.

[01:06:32]>> What' you say? What' you say, Pat?

[01:06:34]>> 2000's rap.

[01:06:35]>> Oh, yeah. You eclipse Missy. I forgot.

[01:06:39]>> Hey, Matthew.

[01:06:41]>> Lupe Fiasco.

[01:06:42]>> Lupe Fiasco.

[01:06:44]>> I might have to go 2000s, too. I'm >> talking.

[01:06:49]>> I love R&B. I love R&B, but >> none of that.

[01:06:56]>> Jill Scott, Erica.

[01:06:59]>> Damn.

[01:07:02]>> Damn. You do lose Erica and Jill, huh?

[01:07:04]>> Well, wait. Erica, >> you did a lot of good stuff in 2000s though.

[01:07:09]>> D'Angelo.

[01:07:11]>> Damn.

[01:07:13]>> And you can never hear it ever again.

[01:07:16]>> [ __ ] I might lose Angelo.

[01:07:22]>> I'm I'm sticking with the 2000s. I gotta do it. 2000 2010. Pat, what you going?

[01:07:26]>> Oh, you the tiebreaker. Lulu.

[01:07:28]>> Oh, Erica was in mostly Well, not mostly, but she >> What you say? You said R&B.

[01:07:33]>> I said R&B. Yeah.

[01:07:34]>> But is hip-hop within hip-hop? Is that also R&B or is it just >> It's rapop.

[01:07:43]>> Hip-hop is hip-hop.

[01:07:46]All right, I'mma go R&B.

[01:07:52]>> R&B.

[01:07:54]>> I'm sorry. I love >> I listen to Jodicy every day. I listen to Drew Hill all the time. I listen to I I listen to those every day.

[01:08:04]>> I didn't even say nothing about >> when they come out 98.

[01:08:11]>> You make me want to leave the one.

[01:08:13]>> It was late 90s. 98 confessions R&B ON >> WHAT?

[01:08:27]We want to thank our special guest >> for coming out today. We got Taylor, we got Lulu Gonzalez. Shout out to the OG squad, Mag School, Patrick Cloud. I'm to hear more. We'll see you next week on another episode of Squad Cast Versus.

[01:08:40]Peace, guys. Yes.