This exploration highlights the performative nature of modern dissent, where social deviance is rebranded as a unique digital identity. It exposes how online platforms prioritize the shock value of contrarianism over any genuine pursuit of intellectual diversity.
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A lot of people just need to shut up and keep their opinions to themselves. They say there's no such thing as a wrong opinion. But I'd beg to differ. However, there's a subreddit called the 10th dentist where people post their very unpopular opinions. And today I'm going to be judging whether I agree or disagree with these degenerates. If someone asks if they should do something, you should always say yes.
What? What? What? What are you talking about? So if someone goes to me, should I jump off a cliff? Should I jump out of a 30th floor window? I'm supposed to just say yes. When someone asks, "Should I get a puppy? Should I quit my job to be a Roblox developer?" Yeah, that's a that's a question a lot of people be pondering with me. Should I alike with the guy I just met? You should always say yes and tell them it's a great idea.
They most likely made their decision and are just looking for validation anyway.
Yeah, but sometimes people make bad decisions and you need to talk them out of their bad decisions. Actually, you know, I've tried to do that loads of times. I've tried to talk people out of their bad decisions loads of times. It It doesn't [ __ ] work. people going to do what they want to do. Maybe not if they are your kids or you have some direct involvement or involvement in with their life, but otherwise, yes. But wouldn't you feel guilty? Wouldn't you feel guilty if someone's like, "Yeah, should I quit my high-flying job to make a a Roblox level? Do I have any experience in being a Roblox developer?"
No, not really. I just think it'd be fun and and easy. I I saw a YouTube video where there was like some kid who made like 100 grand on his Roblox map. So, I think I'd be able to do I think I'd be able to do that as well. You supposed to just say yes to that. Wouldn't you feel guil I feel guilty if I didn't at least go no that's a [ __ ] dreful idea even if they went ahead with it anyway you still got to give them your actual opinion I think I I wholeheartedly disagree with this one cooking food often just makes it worse not counting for health purposes like cooking raw meat and eggs what like seriously I've never thought to myself I could really go for a warm meal right now what are you a rabbit maybe if I was sick or something but whenever I eat warm food all I taste is the heat I I mean maybe you have long CO or something like you only taste heat. And there are so many other awesome things about food that you only get to experience when it's cold.
And the same with when it's hot.
Sometimes you eat food that is cold and sometimes you eat food that is hot. And both give you experiences. You experience different things from cold and warm food. But both of those offer different experiences. It's not just like, oh, what does this person think that people eat that eat warm food only eat warm food and they never eat cold food like salad or sushi or anything.
Now, I value my health and you should too. So, I do not encourage or promote any consumption of raw eggs, meat, etc. That's that's good for you to clarify.
It must always be cooked to a safe level first. Uh, that's disgusting. I like my food cold and raw, which is exactly why I like my eggs over easy and then chilled in the [ __ ] off cold eggs. Cold eggs. No, no, no, no, no. I'm sorry. If you're a person that likes cold eggs, saying like, I don't know, like a Tesco meal deal sandwich or something, that's wrong. You are you are an incorrect person. And then chilled in the fridge until they're cool enough for me to eat them. [ __ ] shut up. Or recently left overcooked hamburger in the fridge that I don't I don't reheat. Sorry. You're eating cold beef. You're eating cold beef. No. Consume cool food responsibly and safely. Two exclamation marks. I always find whenever someone puts more than one exclamation mark, it feels like they're they're being condescending with me. Shut up. Now, there's pre-cooked frozen dumplings. If they're cold, they just get soggy and the chicken or vegetables are watery and the skin falls off so easily. But if I reheat in the microwave just a little bit shorter than what the directions say, the taste is as clear as day and the skin has this lovely crunch to it that one might never experience unless they understand the true joy of cold food. I don't need to read any more of this. What the [ __ ] are you talking about? No. Sorry, that was a really aggressive um hit with the the limp roller. 67 is one of the best memes currently trending. I tell you what, I might have to give my first agree here.
Whenever whenever I see in a TV show or like a Tik Tok or like the news or something where someone goes, you know, it's a it's about six or seven.
I feel I feel a belly laugh coming on.
It's literally just numbers. That's it.
No hidden innuendos or inappropriate meaning. I love that kids get hype about it. As a teacher, I am constantly monitoring kids to make sure they are being respectful in their language and behavior. It's genuinely relieving that 67 is such a popular joke with no downsides and all the people complaining seriously are so oblivious. Yeah, it's stupid. It's really stupid, but it's funny. It is funny. Like whenever Oh, man. Oh, whenever you hear someone say six or seven, you just you get you got to give them the look and they give you the look back cuz they know that 67 is funny. Even my parents know about 67 and even they find it a bit funny. It's just it's just it's good. It brings the whole family together like all the people who want to ban in quotation. Who wants to What do you mean? What does BANNING 67 MEAN? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? Think that kids won't just make a new joke. Yeah, it'll be like I don't know 43. They for free. 43. That's what they'll do next if 67 is banned. Or they'll just do 68. You know, I am personally so glad we are moving past the days of devious licks and eating tide pods. Yeah, I do think that um 67 is slightly more popular than devious licks and tide pods. Tide pods from what that was like 2015. That was so long ago, but that was like I don't know that lasted about 2 weeks before like the news got involved or whatever.
Now all I have to do is incorporate a 67 joke and my kids are a little more engaged with the lesson. It's funny how it means nothing and even if you don't agree, you have to admit that 67 is significantly less harmful than the previous and current brain rot trends going around. Yeah, I agree. I firmly firmly agree with that. I don't think I think the thing is right people just love to kind of hate on new things. I I know I'm talking about like the stupidest meme of all time, but there is no reason to hate six. It's annoying. It can get annoying, but I don't know. I think it's funny. It's ultimately harmless. Let the kids throw up a 67 every now and then. Tripophobia is a madeup phobia. I'm going to one up this and say most phobias are completely made up for attention. Tripophobia is a phobia that's apparently incredibly popular on Reddit and social media. And that's the thing. It's mostly talked about on the internet where it's become a quirky thing to say whenever we see things with holes. Oh, my trypophobia is acting up looking at this. Oh my god.
Trigger warning for trypophobia. It's not real. Come on. You're not really expressing symptoms of a real phobia.
Even the scientific community does not consider trypophobia to be a real phobia. There's a The thing is right, there are real phobias out there.
Trypophobia definitely ain't one. And it's this there's one about like kind of like a phobia of like the uh the depths of the ocean or something. I think I did a video on it years ago. There's phobia about [ __ ] everything. It's like you do not have a crippling phobia of holes.
I'm sorry. You just don't. You can look at it and go that's unpleasant. But you don't you don't have a [ __ ] phobia of it. It's like when people say they have a phobia of tomatoes or something. No, you don't. You just don't like tomatoes.
Yeah, I agree. Trypophobia is a madeup phobia. I know there be some nerd in the comments being actually a scientist said that it's a real phobia. They they scan the brains of people with trypophobia and the brains of people without tryophobia and they shut up. I don't care. I don't care if vegans say I'm a bad person for eating meat because they're right. 100%. I was actually having this discussion the other day.
I've always respected vegans and what they stand for because I love animals.
And the more I learn about the meat industry, the more I understand the literal torture the animals are put through. I see a lot of people who don't like vegans because they think they're superior and call people who eat meat bad people. I don't think a lot of them don't. I feel as though that's just like the most sort of like I outspoken ones.
But most vegans I know are like I don't they don't they're not doing that. I think they're [ __ ] right. They are superior in the specific aspect. I don't think they're superior, but I I think they're on the right side of history.
And I'll explain in a second for the commitment they have made and what they stand for. Even though I know humans need meat and dairy to be healthy and whatever, I don't mind being told I suck for contributing to the demand of this shitty industry because I am aware. I just don't have the motivation to make the same commitments vegans have made. I will continue to eat meat and dairy while also acknowledging I'm not the best person for it. I agree. I definitely agree. Um I was having this conversation with someone because they're in the in the pub. It's like a friend of a friend who I was speaking to and she was telling me about how she was a vegan and I was like, "Oh, you know, I I like the idea of kind of going that way, but I just I just wouldn't be able to." So, I was I was talking about Buddhism cuz weirdly like a year or two ago, I was really drawn to the idea of of Buddhism for some reason. And like to be a proper Buddhist, you have to kind of give up alcohol, give up you have to give up like a lot of things. Uh, and that includes meat. And I could give up the alcohol. Like I don't I'm not really a big drinker anyway, but the meat I was mentioning would I just couldn't do it.
I just I just enjoy eating steak and burgers too much. And I was just like, I know, I know it's bad, but like if the animals didn't want to be eaten, then maybe they shouldn't be so delicious.
But I do think people in like 10020 years will look back on people today and think we're savages for eating meat. Cuz I think the sort of uh the fake meat industry will come a long way in, you know, the next hundreds, 200. I mean, it's not there yet. This is what I told this person. I was like, I I I can't switch to vegan meat just yet because it is [ __ ] I'm sorry. Like, vegan burgers are probably the best thing they make.
Vegan chicken nuggets, they ain't great.
Vegan cheese is [ __ ] appalling. You ever tried vegan fish? That ain't fish.
That ain't even even close to fish. But I think it will make leaps and bounds in the coming decades. But right now, I can't I'm sorry. I can't. Maybe I'm a bad person for that. I know eating meat is I guess a morally wrong thing. in 100 or 200 years, I think they will definitely look back and see it as a morally wrong thing. But to be honest, I don't care. I [ __ ] love steak. I love burgers. I love sushi.
All the best things to eat are meat related. The way Zuma men express horniness is so [ __ ] weird. On any post with an attractive woman on this site, you see dozens of comments from male profiles saying things like, "Step on me, goth, mummy, or stretch marks."
And then there's a drooling face emoji.
Like this is so far removed from the traditional male horniness, it's insane.
There are two common themes to the male Zuma horniness I've noticed. One, a desire to take on a submissive role.
Referring to women as mummy, expressing a desire to be stepped on, etc. I feel a lot of those posts are they're kind of tongue and cheek, I guess. But all right. Two, expressing an appreciation for features that have been traditionally considered unattractive in women. Stretch marks, muscles, big bellies, goth aesthetics. The only way I can describe it is as performative submission. I Yeah, I mean, that's a that's a great way of describing it.
Sort of the male equivalent of pick me behavior. Yeah. Yeah, I agree. I think a lot of it is kind of tongue and cheek, but yeah, I mean it is it's a bit odd, isn't it? We have to we have to look at it and go, it's a bit odd. I think even the people doing it know, you know, like it's a bit odd. Getting rid of the penny in the US was a pointless symbolic endeavor that only serves to inconvenience the American public. I don't think so cuz it's like obvious like a penny is so worthless now. It probably costs so much more to make a penny than it's actually worth. So it just it just makes no sense. Although I don't know how that would work. If you buy something for $9.99 with a $10 bill, what are they giving you in change? It makes sense on paper to get rid of the penny they're worth 1 cent but cost 4 cents to produce. [ __ ] hell. Wow. The US mint loses 3 cents for for each penis minted.
You misspelled pennies. And minting on average 5 billion pis again per year nets them a loss of $150 million a year. I don't need to read anymore.
They're minting an average of 5 billion penises. No, I don't agree. I don't know. I feel as though it is inconvenient, but ultimately like if they're making 5 billion penises a year and each penis costs 4 cents to make, I don't know the maths on that, but they're losing a lot of money. That's taxpayer money. Little kids should not be exposed to kissing. I mean, kid films and such always have kissing and parents often kiss in front of kids and they think that's normal because they're so exposed to it. What? Parents giving a little kiss to each other in front of the children shouldn't be allowed. What the [ __ ] are you talking about? But do you have any idea how difficult it is to convince a 5-year-old they can't just go around and kiss anyone and everyone?
What? What the [ __ ] are you talking about? What do you mean it's difficult to convince a 5-year-old they can't just do that? Just Just say you can't do what? Just Just say you end up with having a twit longer written on you.
That'll scare him enough. That'll scare him straight. Oh, you have to be married first. But the princess wasn't married.
It's yucky. Then why does mommy do it?
Uh, just give me a break and quit exposing your kids to kissing if you're not going to talk about consent. Like, what? What the [ __ ] are you talking about? Literally, the answer to this is just parent your kids and tell them they can't kiss every It's that simple. It's that [ __ ] simple. Well, you should just shield your children from like almost every single piece of media and not like, I don't know, kiss your wife in front of your kid. Like, what are you talking about? Just hide them from society in general. Your child should only be allowed screen time in a foreign language. Right. I think that might be a bit extreme, like only allowed screen time in a foreign language, but that is a great idea. Like, if you put 50% of their screen time in Spanish or something, that's definitely going to do them a world of good. Here's a hot tip for the monolingual among us. Stop showing your toddlers content they can actually understand. If you're going to let a screen babysit your child, the least you can do is make it slightly annoying for them. Pick a language, any language. I mean, preferably one with the same alphabet. I feel as though if they're looking at Chinese, it's not it's not going to do them any good.
Maybe it's the one they'll eventually take in middle school. the one that's useful in your region or even the one you gave up on learning years ago. When you start showing your toddler screen content, make sure it plays in that language and only in that language. No except I I think this is a great idea.
You know what? [ __ ] it. Yeah, great.
That's a fantastic idea. Be mad though if your child ended up with like a Spanish accent cuz they consume too much bluey in Spanish. All child characters in movies should be played by adults and audiences should simply suspend their disbelief. What?
One, Hollywood gets exemptions to child labor laws that it has not reasons to get. Very well written sentence. You'll be making a great argument. Two, children should be protected from doing this work only to have their money stolen by their parents. Yeah, I I do kind of agree. I just feel as though the laws on that should probably be tightened. I think having like I don't know, Jack Black playing an 8-year-old maybe not a good idea. 90% of child actors are so bad at acting that it takes you out of the movie more than Danny DeVito going, "Hey, I'm a 12year-old would." I don't think it would. I I actually don't think it would. No. What an awful idea. Feels like it's based in like, you know, being well-meaning. But no, it's a terrible, terrible idea. Eating should be treated like excreting and done in private. What you see like when you go away for 30 minutes, when you come back, your friends, where where were you at? Sorry, it was really embarrassing, but you know, I just I just had to go and have a curry. I genuinely think eating should be a private activity similar to going to the bathroom. Both are basic bodily functions, but for some reason, we've normalized one as social and the other as strictly private. Cuz one is one is [ __ ] Like look, one is [ __ ] and pissing. The other is eating a nice meal. When you think about it, eating involves chewing sounds. Well, well, not really unless you're sat like right next to them or they're eating with their mouth open very loudly. smells and visible bodily processes that aren't actually that pleasant to witness. The only reason we don't see it as gross is because we've culturally normalized it.
No. What? What are you talking about? I find it much more comfortable to eat alone without feeling watched or judged.
And I don't really understand why eating together is considered bonding when it's essentially just people performing a biological function side by side. Person that sees that sees eating as just a biological function and not something you can enjoy as a communal activity. If anything, it would make more sense for eating to be private and for socializing to happen before or after, not during. I know most people disagree with this, but I genuinely think we've just accepted something weird as normal. No, even shut up. Shut up. I think it says something that like [ __ ] and pissing in almost every culture in the world, no matter how disconnected, is a private thing.
Whereas eating in every culture, pretty much every culture in the world that I know of at least, is a communal experience. It's like you are just chatting out your ass. I'm sorry. I don't agree with you.
>> Singing is not an impressive skill and should be banned at talent shows. I to be fair I kind of agree. Like it would piss me off as a kid when I watch Britain's Got Talent and there'll be a singer and it's like [ __ ] off. Go to X Factor. It's a dedicated competition for singing. Don't [ __ ] muddy the waters of Britain's Got Talent. I want to see a dog jump through a hoop or something. I want to see that. Singing is a low barrier entry skill. It doesn't take much effort or creativity to pick up a microphone and recite the lyrics of a song someone else made. I I kind of disagree with that. I don't think it's a it's not it's not not an impressive skill. It is an impressive skill, but it's just not that interesting. I'm sorry. There are so many people in the world that can sing well. It's just not that interesting. It shouldn't be at talent shows. I agree. Just because it is kind of boring just to have someone like sing well. Like if you want that, go and do karaoke. Go on the X Factor.
That's not even a thing anymore. Go like bring it back and go on the X Factor. I don't want to see you sing. Shut up. Oh my god. Bodybuilding competition should be naked and erect. Seeing fabric on those chiseled rock hard men is just criminal. It also seems like we're leaving some area left for competition.
I want to see those men rock hard when they pose no speedo. Then all things considered, who is the most impressive?
Right. But I think that I think the point of bodybuilding is it's something you can control. You can control how big your biceps get. You can't control how big your willie is rock hard. At least I don't think you can. If someone if someone if someone knows if you get Let me let me know. Let me know. But I I think this is outside the realms of bodybuilding. Bodybuilding by the the name is building your body, not building your willie. Literally, no song benefits from being longer than five to six minutes. I don't even need to read this these three paragraphs. I I agree. I agree. Like you know when you put on like like a random Spotify um playlist or or something and it's just there a song comes on you're like yeah I'm enjoying this then it goes on for a bit long i.e. five six there is I agree I'd say even four minutes I think four minutes is a bit too long for a song.
Maybe I just have a bad attention span.
I don't know. I don't care. I've always found long songs to be a bit worse. The kid who reminds the teacher to collect homework is actually doing the majority of the class a favor. What? Picture an average 100level science course at your local college. I don't know what that means, but all right. The professor asked the class to write a one-page synopsis of a chapter from your textbook. I strongly believe that in 90% of these cases, the instructor didn't forget. They just didn't ask them for it yet. But even if they forgot, I think it's fair to ask about it as a student.
If there's 20 students in the class and 15 did the assignment, it's unfair that they all wasted an hour of their time doing work that they won't get credit for. I kind of see your point. I kind of see your point, but at the end of the day, you shouldn't snitch on your fellow man. I know it's not technically snitching, but you they know what they're doing. They know what they're doing. Asking someone if they have a job in casual conversation is invasive.
What? Shut up. Is this one of these people that gets like triggered by the word job? What are you talking? I was having a coffee with someone yesterday and I had just met them and they asked me if I have a job. I am 19 and I currently don't have a job and I'm not ashamed. But it makes me feel slightly inferior to other people my age or younger who do have a job because people do judge based on if you have a job or not at a certain age. And it makes you look bad if someone tells you they work a crazy amount and then you say you voluntarily don't have a job. I mean, yeah, it kind of if you're if you voluntarily don't have a job, then yeah, I guess it does. I would never ask someone if they work. And I just think it's a very invasive question and even worse if they ask you what you do that it's no one's business whether you're employed or not. And I think guys SHOULDN'T BE ASKED, "SHUT the [ __ ] up.
Shut up. It's not an invasive question to ask what someone does with the majority of their time. We should all just remain in complete silence at all times to avoid anyone being insulted by the most innocuous question possible."
That's so funny. He's just like, "Yeah, I don't have a job. Yeah, I it is by choice to not have a job. Don't make me feel bad about it. Don't make me feel bad about it by asking if I have a job."
Shut up. GET A JOB. GET A JOB AND MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T be upset by things like this cuz you have something to occupy your mind. Okay.
So, uh this one was called grown men don't need friends and it was removed.
So, I can't see uh this guy's explanation.
But no, it's grown men don't need friends. Japan has perfected Italian food. Don't expect good food as a tourist in Italy. Go to Japan instead.
I'm going to go one further. Japan has perfected almost every cuisine. I had a lovely German meal in Japan. Sublime.
Absolutely sublime. I tell you what, I'm going to go one further. I'm going to upset everyone here. I'm going to upset all the Italians and all the American haters out there. Italian food in New York is 10 times better than Italian food in any part of Italy I've been to, and I've been to a lot of Italy. New York Italian food is just so much better. I agree. I haven't had the Italian food in Japan. But you know what? I'm going to take this guy at his word. I agree. Italian food in Italy is like it's it's decent. It's fine, but you can get food of like the same quality in the UK. I think before getting married, people should have to go on a 100 dates with different people.
Isn't there a Black Mirror episode about this? I think that there would be a lot more happy marriages if people had to go on a 100 dates before actually getting married. People think that they have found the one because they have a spark with them. But if you meet more people, you'll realize that level of chemistry isn't actually that rare. I think cheating will go down a lot because if you actually date a 100 people, you'll start to realize the type of person you want to be with. I I think this is I mean it's a nice idea. It's just I know it's a hypothetical, but it's just completely uninforcable. You know, I'm not going I'm not going to agree or disagree with this one. I think I'm going to disagree that this should be like law cuz it's just that's just that'd be stupid. I don't know. I think it's this guy has a point. The theory is there. I think masturbation and sex should be viewed similarly to using the restroom in the workplace private but not outright forbidden. Come on. Like I I don't think it should be viewed similarly. Taking a piss or [ __ ] You can't really control when that happens.
Pumping the muppet, however, you you you can control when you do that. I think in the workplace sex masturbation should be accepted in the same way that using the restroom is a private thing that you need to go to relieve yourself of.
Sorry, like you should you should not you should not be out in public if you think it's a need to relieve yourself by wanking at work. You don't talk about it, but if you need to relieve yourself, go do it quickly and then get back to work. I think it would increase productivity if nothing else. Much better than having people sat sat around thinking about sex all day trying to secretly WHAT YOU WHAT WORKPLACE DO YOU WORK IN TRYING TO secretly watch ble worse harassing co-workers maybe even having dedicated fat brooms. No, no, no.
Come on. Come on. Come on. If you can't hold in a tug for 8 hours while you're at work. You shouldn't be in society.
You should People should eat with their mouths open or at least be loud with their eating. Well, you No. It's considered polite manners to eat with your mouth closed and be as quiet as a mouth. Yeah, cuz it's disgusting. Like, have you ever been around someone who eats loudly with their mouth open? It's horrible. Barely making any sound. But to me, it's creepy to have food anywhere with a friend or out in public and have the surroundings be dead quiet. That's why you you conversate. Don't just talk or make conversation. All right, then.
Enjoy your food and express it. What you're supposed to be [ __ ] off this pleasant, is it? No, it's not. Oh, it's horrible. It's apparently gross to other people, but I get the same ick when I'm with someone and their facial expressions barely change despite chewing. As if there's some lifeless doll. Of course, I don't do this out in public because I want to be considerate OF OTHER PEOPLE. WHY AREN'T ANY OF YOU EATING with your mouths open and being REALLY LOUD WITH YOUR EATING NOISES?
WHY? WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS? BUT IT KIND OF SUCKS that I have to be the only uncomfortable one because my brain is wired differently or something. Yeah.
No, I don't agree. You me as a kid watching my dad pull off the most impossible reverse parking. And this person has captioned this on Reddit with backwards parking like this is so illogical that it has to be purely performative. I mean, okay, look, since doing my driving test, I I have not reverse parked. Like, I I know how. I just don't trust myself with it. I'll only forward parked. I haven't even like parallel parked yet outside of my uh lessons. I don't think it I don't think it's performative backwards parking. I like the feeling of sand and grit in my bed sheets.
Oh, [ __ ] I could I actually can I don't think I could think of anything [ __ ] worse. That's horrible. Yes, that's right. Hi. Hello. I do enjoy the feeling of thousands of minuscule granules against my naked anatomy. If you think about it, we humans evolve to prefer what we adapt to. And I can only think of the countless circumstances where we were forced to reside in otherwise uncomfortable loces by modern standards.
Yeah, but we have we have soft sheets now. Don't don't put sand in your bed.
That's horrible. I don't care if you're like, "Yes, our ancestors must have slept on beaches or in, you know, not not ideal situations." So, I like to do the same. So, I like to pour sand into my bed sheets. No, shut up. Not staying friends after a breakup and is weird and a red flag. No, I I don't I don't think so. I've always stayed friends with my exes after a breakup. Not staying friends means either of three red flags to me. One, you got into a relationship without really knowing the person's character beforehand. Two, you can't handle the rejection and distanced yourself to protect your emotions.
Three, you can't accept significant change in a relationship/friendship. Of course, there are some valid reasons to not be friends, but nine out of 10 times it's a red flag and I find it weird. I I mean, no, I don't I don't think so. I wouldn't consider myself friends like f like proper friends with any of my exes.
I consider myself on on good terms with uh a lot of them. On a similar notice, I it is a red flag if someone is like, "Yeah, all like all of my exes were bad.
All of them were dreadful." If they've had like a number of them and they're like, "Oh, yeah, they were all terrible." That's a red flag. But I think not staying friends, it's it's definitely not. I think it's just like a kind of respect thing of like, you know, you go your separate ways and, you know, even if you're on good terms or whatever, you know, you got you got to let them get on with their life. And you know, say you get into a new relationship, it you know, that person could see it as disrespectful if you were still in, you know, constant communication with your ex. I I disagree with this. I absolutely don't get the people who are enjoying exercise. I I I kind of get this, but only with some things. Like I love playing like tennis and paddle. That's fun. That's great fun. Recently got into paddle. W That's That's a good laugh. You don't even have to [ __ ] move. You just [ __ ] d It's like it's it's great. But people who run, like people who regularly do 10ks, why? Why? It's like the most boring thing you can do. Exercising is painful and gets you covered in the worst itchy sweat. You're also in pain for the rest of the day and potentially even the day after. I think so. Like for me, I play like sports and stuff like tennis paddle uh for the fun of it really, but also it's a bonus that uh you know, it's good for you. I go to the gym to lift big weights, big heavy weights and get my muscles all big and strong just for like the kind of thing of like, you know, I'm trying to achieve a goal of being healthier or, you know, I'm I'm just trying to stay in shape and etc, etc. That's the thing you do it for. You you don't do it because you enjoy doing it.
You do it to as like a means to an end.
People who genuinely enjoy running, which also makes your lungs feel like they're being scraped by a scalp, will genuinely scare me. And sure, people say you aren't supposed to be in excruciating pain while working out, but some level of pain does need to happen if you're actually pushing yourself, not just frolicking around. I am convinced their own hormones are literally drugging people into enjoying all this [ __ ] There is no other logical explanation why someone would think of being in pain as the peak of their day.
Uh I I I kind of agree with some things, but no, I I I I disagree across the board. It is a means to an end, and you know, achieving a goal is a is a it's a dopamine thing, is it? It gives you a dopamine boost if you uh if you're working towards a goal and you're seeing results. You don't need to wash your bed sheets often. Like you can easily get away with only washing your bedding every few months. Yeah, I don't think so. I've been doing it for years now and your body will tell you when it's time.
For me specifically, due to my dustmite allergy, this is when I start getting a stuffy nose in bed, but for some reason I see everyone saying crazy things.
THAT'S NOT A CRAZY THING TO SAY. YOU wash your bed sheets every week. That's normal. That's [ __ ] normal. I don't do mine every week cuz I'm just lazy. I do them like every two weeks, but still, every week is normal. Like, how filthy are you when you go to bed? Not that filthy, but like if you wear a t-shirt for a week, you're going to put it in the wash. I'd understand if these were hard laborers, but most people saying this are probably office workers or teenagers. Those two groups don't get dirty enough to justify that level of cleanliness. It's not like a mental level of cleanliness to have fresh sheets every week. No dirty boy. I love the feeling of littering. Disclaimer, I am not condoning littering. I never litter, despise anyone who does. Yeah. I just I just love the feeling of littering, but I would never do it. I would never do it. Shut up. You've littered. You love the feeling of littering, but you've never done it. How do you know you love the feeling of littering? Then that being said, imagine driving through the countryside in a convertible, wind blowing through your hair, and you're at the end of your fast food drink, and just the feeling of just tossing it behind you without care in the world, flicking your cigarette out in the brush. I'd even love taking a bite out of an apple and chucking it against a car in the adjacent. Like, what? What? Again, I would never do any of these things, but if littering wasn't a problem, I would absolutely love the feeling. Yeah, but it is a problem and for a reason. No. Plays are the worst way to tell a story. I I disagree. I like going I I tell you what, most plays are [ __ ] Most plays are [ __ ] I've seen a few good stage shows and they were great there. That's a great way to tell a story cuz you're in the same room as the story being told. I think there has to be a definitive worst way to tell a story. Is a movie the worst way to tell a story? I don't think so. Is a TV show the worst way to tell a story? I don't think so. Is a book the worst way to tell a story? I think that's the best way to tell a story. So, no. I feel as though just by process of elimination, plays maybe are the worst ways to tell a story. A play can do nothing. A movie can count. If you want a big complicated scene, go [ __ ] yourself. If you want to have more than 20 people visible at one time, go [ __ ] Yeah, there's a lot.
They're making a long long long point here. But ultimate, okay, what other Maybe Tik Tok Maybe Tik Tok's the worst way to tell a story. Does that count?
I'm going to count that. No, plays aren't the worst way to tell a story. I like the corporate Memphis art style. I get not liking it because of it linked to big corporate companies, but as an art style, I actually quite like it. I like the colors, the shapes. Yes, even though they're flat, the dynamic poses.
I don't know. I just like it. Person's corporate Memphis art in their house.
Imagine going around someone's house.
The art they have up on the walls is [ __ ] like this. Oh, it's No, it's disgusting. It's so awful. I think even if it wasn't tied to being very very corporate, it's still not a nice art style to look at. I think people who like winter are lying for attention.
Whenever people say they're tired of winter, there's always got to be that one person who's like, "No, I love winter. It's my favorite season." And everyone is so shocked by them. I think that those people are just playing it up for attention and they like to be the contrarian. Unless you live somewhere with warm winters, there's just no way you love it. You mean to tell me you love the season where everything is dead, it's dark super early, inhospitably cold, and it's difficult to walk/ drive in the snow and none of the Yeah. Okay, I tell you what. Previously, I have been a winter boy just cuz I hate I hate being too hot. Like, you get in from the heat and it's just as hot in your house. Awful, awful stuff. However, this year, I've got my own place. I do whatever the [ __ ] I want with it. So, I've installed air conditioning throughout my entire house. A lot of people would argue it is an unnecessary expense in a country where you don't need it for like twothirds of the time.
I like being at a tepid temperature. I don't like being too hot. So I think I'm going to convert this year from a very much a winter boy into a summer boy cuz I'll get the best of both worlds. I get my nice, you know, reasonably temperatureed house at, you know, 21 22 degrees and then I get to go out in the sun if I want to. Best of both worlds.
So yeah, now I'm officially establishing myself as a summer boy. I think people who are winter people aren't lying for attention cuz I up until this very point right now, I was a winter boy. Also, there's things like Christmas. Christmas is just jolly, isn't it? I love Christmas. I'm a I'm a Christmy boy.
See, I I disagree with this. I love when my bad microwave cooks my food half hot and half frozen. There's nothing worse.
Like when you put something in the microwave for like 3 minutes and you it comes out and you're like, "Yeah, this is going to be boiling. This is going to be piping hot now." And it's just cold.
No, I get I get a bit worried about it as well cuz of like you know rice like you're supposed to properly cook rice through. I think if it's been in the fridge or it's been cold, you're supposed to properly cook it through. I get really like concerned if my rice is like a bit cold. This is not a cope. I genuinely love when I go to microwave a frozen dinner and it cooks on one part of it scolding hot and the other part entirely frozen still. I start with a hot part and then eat the frozen part last to cool my mouth down and it's an amazing temperature/ texture difference.
Then I switch back to the hot part of the food again for the final bite. I honestly get disappointed sometimes if it's entirely if it's entirely hot all the way through. So sometimes I deliberately microwave it for less time.
You're wrong. No, we should be dirtier.
I'm talking eating food that's fallen on the floor. It depends what's been on the floor. Wearing the same Actually, no, it doesn't. Don't eat food off the floor.
Although I did Oh my god, I've just had a memory come back to me. I don't know why I did this. I This was maybe like 2 years ago. I was in a in my favorite kebab establishment, a fine fine Turkish establishment. I ordered a portion of their finest, most cultural cheesy chips. And what did I do on my way out of the door after having, you know, my cheesy chips slathered in burger sauce, but it's unbelievable dish. What did I do after after that? I tripped over the doorstep and they fell all over this uh like bristley carpet that had everyone's shoes on that evening. Oh, probably for years. There's years worth of dog [ __ ] and dirt on there. To be fair, a lot of them didn't go on the thing, but I still just scooped it back in. It was It was only on there for a second. I I did that. It was disgusting. I was fine. I didn't get ill, but I, you know, I I think I took out most of the chips that had fallen on the on the uh on the mat, but you know, one or two must have slipped through the cracks. Wearing the same clothes multiple times before washing. I do I disagree with like socks and uh and pants and stuff, but t-shirts, I'll wear it sometimes wear a t-shirt for like two or three days. Like I'm not a smelly guy. I'm not a smelly boy. I'm very conscious of my smell. I don't need to wash my t-shirts after every time I wear them, unless I've been like sweating or something. And like getting our hands dirty, touch your food, play in the dirt. I know I'm a particular case at male 25 backpacker.
Oh, of course you are, mate. I'm And I'm pro- shower. That's good to know that you're pro- shower. Who the [ __ ] is anti-show? Are there like a whole community of people who are anti-show? I wouldn't want to go to one of their meetups. I just think we should be doing it less. I think we're so clean focused that we are losing experience. Oh, shut up you hippie. We are losing experiences. or rather we're missing out on what the world has to offer. For example, people at least in the US [ __ ] on South Asians for eating with their hands. I mean, some of some of them do, but we also eat with our hands. Like burgers and chicken nuggets and we eat those with our hands. Me personally, I prefer eating with my hands. It feels more connected. Oh god, I know this guy definitely has dreadlocks. Like, man, [ __ ] white people with dreadlocks are like the worst. And I'm not even talking from like a cultural appropriation point of view. I just mean as people like they're just always awful. They're there in their [ __ ] dungarees. Haven't showered for a week. I had one just walk in front of my car a few weeks ago. Oh, they're just they're just the worst. I was I was literally driving without care in the world just walked in front of my car and like looked at me as if I'd done something wrong. [ __ ] Me personally, I prefer eating with my hands. It feels more connected. Guarant imagine just seeing like a white guy in the curry house eating his tikka masala with his hands because it makes him feel more connected. Of course, there is a limit and people should generally not be filthy in public. But all in all, I think it's good to be a little grimy.
No, no, no. Get clean. Have a shower. We live in [ __ ] society. We live in a society. Clean yourself up. If it can't be done in an hour, it's not worth doing.
laziest human on earth. Give or take an hour here or there. I went to university and graduated with a 4.0 in CS. I'm guessing that means computer science.
Guessing it doesn't mean Counter Strike.
For reference, I was terrible in my first two years of high school until I was basically bullied into studying because I wanted to prove I wasn't dumb.
If school taught me anything, it's that trying that hard for a 4.0 GPA wasn't worth it. Because it hasn't I'm going to stop doing this voice. It's hurting my throat. Because it hasn't made finding a job any easier. I remember spending weeks studying for a physics exam in high school because I'd never studied before. Even buying sophomore textbooks to understand my junior material. Yes, let that sink in. Now that I'm out of university and can do what I want, if I can't do something difficult in an hour, well, I mean, a lot of things take more than an hour, mate. If I can't do something difficult in an hour that I need to do in order to enjoy what I want, then it's not worth doing.
Groceries, job application, hard projects. Screw all that, bro. I'd rather Sorry, there's just something so wrong about an American writing out, bro. I've never heard an American verbally say, "Bro, it just feels like something that'd be wrong." It's like when they say wanker doesn't work. I'd rather cram all of that in an hour and then play video games all day. Yeah.
Just just shut up. It boggles my mind that some people enjoy the process instead of just the result. Yeah, but like Oh, no. You got to enjoy the process. You have to enjoy the process of what you're doing. Otherwise, you're just going to be miserable. Oh, you're going to go no. Sorry, my friend. you're going to go nowhere if you if you don't want to spend more than an hour doing anything and just spend all day playing video games. I hate to be that guy. I hate to be unk but you're going to go nowhere if you don't enjoy the process of anything literally anything you do that is slightly difficult. Yeah, you're you're going nowhere. I don't have that mindset no matter how much I've tried to develop it. No, no, I disagree. I disagree. Um I'm going to be there for this video. Like and subscribe. Um what am I going to do if you like and subscribe? Like and subscribe if you disagreed with most of of these.
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