This spider is a VAMPIRE (Kinda...)

Añadido: 2026-06-06

[00:00:00]This spider is a vampire.

[00:00:03]>> [music] >> Just not the way you think it is. This adorable little guy is literally called a vampire spider. And as you might expect and for something named after Dracula, it craves one thing, blood.

[00:00:19]Just one teeny teeny little problem with that. They they can't get it themselves.

[00:00:27]You see, vampire spiders are a species of jumping spider. And jumping spiders basically never bite people or other mammals. Second off, they don't even have the right equipment to get your blood out. I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man. Cuz I didn't call it a little guy for nothing.

[00:00:45]They are only a completely average 0.3 inches wide. They straight do not have the strength or length to penetrate your skin.

[00:00:59]Show that begs the question, where the [ __ ] do they get their blood? I mean, what could a spider possibly get its hands on that carries human blood?

[00:01:11]Got you. It's mosquitoes.

[00:01:14]The vamp spiders specifically target these annoying [ __ ] But not just mozzies in general. No, they wait for them to bite something first.

[00:01:26]And then once they've completed the blood heist and try to make off with the goods, the vamp spider hits the mozzie with a the [ __ ] do you think you're going, [ __ ] And jumps it.

[00:01:37]Murdering the mosquito and sucking the blood out as a sweet treat. I guess if it's a vampire that kills vampires, it it's less Dracula and and more a blade spider.

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