“Charlie Is a Young Guy”

Added: 2026-05-17

[00:00:00]What are we watching?

[00:00:01]>> Antiques Road Show. This woman thinks she has Martha Washington's butter churn.

[00:00:06]>> So, you going out tonight?

[00:00:07]>> Yeah. What's the point?

[00:00:08]>> Look, Charlie, I'm I'm glad you're slowing down a bit. You haven't been out of the house in a week.

[00:00:12]>> It's too depressing. Wherever I go, I'm the oldest guy in the room. Hey, what would you think about getting a cat?

[00:00:18]>> Okay, that's it. Put some clothes on.

[00:00:20]We're going out.

[00:00:21]>> It's 9:00. I was going to make some kettle corn. The hell is this place?

[00:00:25]>> The fountain of youth. What? Follow me.

[00:00:28]>> Ooh, look.

[00:00:29]Young stuff.

[00:00:32]>> Ellen, you're a genius.

[00:00:35]>> How old are you?

[00:00:36]>> I just turned 40.

[00:00:38]>> You're a baby.

[00:00:40]>> Yeah.

[00:00:41]>> Hey, I have a little riddle for you.

[00:00:43]>> All right.

[00:00:48]>> Come on. I'll show you.

[00:00:49]>> Alan, I'm leaving.