You Cringe You Lose : Pick Me Girls

Añadido: 2026-05-17

[00:00:12]Let's see. Seeks male validation, check.

[00:00:16]Not like other girls complex, check.

[00:00:19]Unique personality, check. Puts down other women for approval, check. And needs to be picked, check. They're ready. Let's start the production.

[00:00:46]I'm not like them though. Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right.

[00:00:57]Pick me hoes.

[00:01:00]>> That's it. That's the video. Thank you everyone.

[00:01:05]>> There has been a major shift or actually an evolvement when it comes to their attitude. About 3 years ago, we actually talked about the Pikmis and now they've evolved into performative Pikmis and things have changed drastically. I'm telling you, there's a major difference, like a night and day difference between the Pikmis and the performative Pikmis.

[00:01:27]You're going to see that in a second.

[00:01:29]But I'm not even exaggerating. For the past couple of years, things have gotten bad, y'all. Being pretty and Insta famous is not for the week. Oh my god, she This girl is is I'm pretty sure she's struggling.

[00:01:41]>> Being pretty makes going out in public so [ __ ] intimidating.

[00:01:45]>> And guys, it's so obvious, too. Like, I hear you. Like, I literally hear what you're whispering to your friends. And I see you all [ __ ] staring at me. And then all >> does she have super hearing? Cuz how is she hearing what other guys are whispering to their friends? Maybe she has superpowers.

[00:02:00]>> Also then like this guy literally tried to like walk into me to like get my I'm like, "Oh my [ __ ] god." And this is not even to be like, "Oh my god, I'm just so beautiful." But it really is true.

[00:02:12]>> Me when I'm delusional as hell, like someone walks by you and you were like, "Wait, does this person want me?" Cuz like why did he walk in front of me? The hell? I mean, I know it's kind of tight in here and he has to walk in front of me, but like why did he walk in front of me, you know? He probably wants me.

[00:02:27]>> Yeah, >> girl. You know, you're being looked at and it's intimidating. Like, I don't know. I also do grow up looking like this. And so, being seen like all eyes on >> gives me so much [ __ ] anxiety. And honestly, what I think it actually is that makes it a lot worse is now that I have a social media following, I hear people being like, "Oh, I follow her on Instagram." or like people will come up to me which is so much [ __ ] better.

[00:02:51]Please, if you see me in person, please just come say hi to me because when I can tell that you >> sweetie, what's her name? Taylor. Tyla.

[00:02:59]Tyla, you have 78K followers on Instagram.

[00:03:04]>> She made it seem like she like, oh, I'm like very popular on Instagram. I got like 6 to 10 million followers. Baby girl, you got 78K followers. Uh, let's take a look at 400 likes, 200 likes, 400, 400, 100 likes, 100 likes. Me when I buy my followers and I pretend that I'm Instagram famous. You have 78k followers and I like probably 80% of that [ __ ] is bought followers, dude. I wish I was this [ __ ] delusion. I buy followers and I'm like I go out in public. I'm like, why is everyone like out here this at the same time that I am? Like, are they trying to get with me? like they trying to take pictures with me cuz I have 78K followers on Instagram.

[00:03:46]>> Recognize me and you're talking about me or you're saying things and I can hear you. It gives me so much anxiety. But I love when people come up to me. That does not make me nervous. It's knowing that I'm being like heard or seen, but like them not coming up to me that makes me [ __ ] nervous. But this is just something I'm learning >> that >> and working on. But oh my god, >> it's like she's currently struggling with because she didn't grow up being pretty. She grew up being ugly and then she had a glow up and now everyone all all of a sudden wants her and she's not used to all this attention. I want the voices that live in your head. They're so nice to you.

[00:04:20][ __ ] My voices hate me though. Am I the only one? Like my voices torture the [ __ ] out of me. I wish I wish I had those. I really do. May this level of confidence hit me like a brick. The comment section talking about being crazy popular in Instagram. And this next clip actually has nothing to do with that. It's not even on Instagram.

[00:04:40]This actually happened on Snapchat. And about a week ago, someone's friend who was added into those, you know, those close friends that they add you on Instagram. And I think you can do the same thing on Snapchat judging by this story because there's a lock. That means that it's a private and only a few people can see this story. And you're probably wondering why is this story like private? Why would she only post this to a few friends? And luckily, one of her friends decided to expose this girl because the [ __ ] that she was actually comfortable to share with her close friends on the Snapchat story is actually unreal. And she added a caption like, "Cancel me. I don't care.

[00:05:19]>> I'm probably about to get cancelled for this." And some of you are going to be mad, but I actually don't care at all.

[00:05:25]But it's like, >> okay, by the way, if you don't care, why did you only post this to a few people?

[00:05:31]Post it to everyone. public >> generation did not grow up with the parents that said the red birds go with the red birds and the blue birds go with the blue birds.

[00:05:40]>> What does that even mean?

[00:05:41]>> It shows because why are we mixing races?

[00:05:45]>> Like you guys like >> whatever, you know, like that might be racist to say, but why >> do we mix races? Why are we not just keeping the white people with the white people? Keeping the black people with the black people, keeping the Hispanics with the Hispanic. Why are we [ __ ] mixing races?

[00:06:02]>> I thought she was going to say like, why are we [ __ ] >> like just so you know, >> boys go with girls and girls go with boys. Red birds go with red birds and bluebirds go with bluebirds. Like, what the [ __ ] >> What is this bird theory that I've never heard in my life? Is this like an American thing? Because I have never been taught about the bluebirds and the red birds. What is this bluebirds red birds theory?

[00:06:26]>> I'm telling you, this world went to [ __ ] when we thought it was it's okay to like be mixing all these crazy mixes. What are we [ __ ] doing?

[00:06:33]>> What exactly do you mean by crazy racist? I am so curious to know like like who was she actually talking about that she said crazy races? Like what kind of insane Pikmin story is this guys? Like why are people allowed to love each other and like marry each other? We should like be separating the races because why are you allowed to love other races? Like ew the [ __ ] I don't want people to love each other.

[00:06:55]Like that like disgusts me.

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[00:08:22]>> You know, let's just keep it simple.

[00:08:24]Stop changing your gender. That's a little fake and gay, as Candace would say. Stop changing your gender. Girls don't go with girls. Boys don't go with boys. Don't mix races. And don't move in with a boy until they're married. My sister and her husband got engaged. They bought a house together.

[00:08:42]>> My sister was not allowed to live in that house until they had said their vows and officially had married.

[00:08:48]>> Pick me, please.

[00:08:49]>> Oh, come on. Like, let's be classy.

[00:08:51]Like, why are we being tacky and trashy?

[00:08:54]>> Who exactly picked her? Did anyone actually pick her? And I love how she was also quoting Candid. Candace Owens, that YouTuber.

[00:09:01]>> I'm telling you, space has always been exceedingly fake and gay. was fake and gay and the men did it and it's now fake and gay because the women did it. So, >> and the comment section clocked her immediately by saying this is Candace and her family, dude. And the whole comment section is actually people posting their pictures with their partner of them being a different race. Wait, hold on. We have an after story. After story. I'm so opinionated lately, which is sinful.

[00:09:29]Lord, obviously she's a I should have known she's a Christian. Lord, forgive me. But I just wish going to church, taking care of our bodies, and being friends with everyone, and loving and sharing Jesus' names was normal. Why am I supposed to be friends with with everyone, though? Isn't that kind of nasty? I thought we were separating stuff. I don't want to be like friends with other races. Now, you're literally just contradicting yourself. First, you're saying, "Let's not mix races, and now you're over here like, guys, uh Jesus said that uh we should love everyone, but uh only the people you like, though." But it's not anymore because the whole woke generation has killed it and we are making things that aren't normal normal things now and it's disgusting. God did not create us for this. And you know how she made that smart analogy with the blue and the red birds.

[00:10:17]>> Just so you know, boys go with girls and girls go with boys. Red birds go with red birds and bluebirds go with bluebirds. Like what the [ __ ] >> Because you know what? She's actually right. Why are we out here mixing mixing genders together? Girls should be with girls and boys should be with girls.

[00:10:35]Like why are boys dating girls and like the other the other that's like nasty, you know? Like girls should be with girls only because bluebirds go with bluebirds and red birds go with red birds.

[00:10:47]>> I'm like trying to like go with her analogy here, but it's so [ __ ] stupid. Like we're not birds, [ __ ] The [ __ ] Did you pull that bird theory out of your ass? Oh no, they're mixing the blue birds with with the red birds.

[00:11:01]Where is this girl? We We need your help right now. They're mixing them to What are you doing for Halloween?

[00:11:08]Staying inside fully dressed, handing out candy with my mom because my future husband doesn't deserve someone going out half naked. You do know that you don't have to go out like half naked.

[00:11:21]Literally just wear any costume that you want. It doesn't have to be half naked.

[00:11:25]me when nobody invited me to the party.

[00:11:29]That's actually me every year when no one actually invites me for Halloween.

[00:11:33]Even though people know that it's my favorite holiday and no one actually invites me. So, I actually post Instagram stories and be like, "Holine, that's for [ __ ] I stay inside and uh I rub one out."

[00:11:46]>> Living for a man that doesn't exist yet is crazy. The validation that these performative pick me girls want from men is so crazy. It's all about how can we get some attention from men? Like what could I stay inside for Halloween yet?

[00:12:00]Oh, baby girl, you want some some attention from men? Literally just like offer them a BJ or some [ __ ] I'm not even exaggerating. You want that kind of attention? Like you you're craving that attention so badly. I think you're like doing it the wrong way cuz they don't give a [ __ ] that you didn't go out for Halloween. It's 2026. I don't give a [ __ ] about that. What they do want though is a BJ. I'm just being straightforward here. Me when my sheen order is late. I love how she was like over here pretending to be studying like I'm like so much better than them. The girls who go out and they like they party and have fun and I'm over here like handing out candy with my mom. But like I enjoy handing out candy with my mom.

[00:12:47]And I know we all crave attention once in a while or like maybe more than once in a while. Maybe like every day, every hour, every minute. That would be nice.

[00:12:57]I'm just But I don't think I've ever been desperate enough to when I'm having a sad day and I'm driving and I decide to record a Tik Tok being sad >> baby one more time.

[00:13:16]>> Oh Jesus.

[00:13:19]God was I What was that? HEY BABY, ONE MORE TIME.

[00:13:23]>> Say less.

[00:13:30]>> [ __ ] What is she doing?

[00:13:34]Hold on. Did she just have a have an accident? And the first thing that she does, she doesn't try to like get out of the car or like make sure that she didn't hit someone or some [ __ ] but like Oh, I'm still recording the TikTok.

[00:13:47]Let me stop that real quick. And you can tell that she was actually struggling to reach for her phone. Like, [ __ ] you just had an accident and your first priority is to reach your phone. Like, got it. Now, let me stop recording real quick.

[00:14:03]That was your first priority after you just had an accident. And even though this is some insane performative pick me activities, I still hope she's okay. And I think she's okay because the fact that she posted this. I mean, what if someone else posted this? What if she like passed away trying to turn off that recording because that was her priority?

[00:14:23]She's like, "Oh, the phone camera is over there. Oh, they can't I can't let them get my bad angle. Let me just like Yeah, much better.

[00:14:36]No, but I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt cuz what if she like wanted to call the cops? Like what if she was reaching for the phone to call the cops? Still though, you shouldn't be playing with your phone while you're driving. I woke up. I'm not a feminist. I'm not fat. The sun is shining. I'm not vegan. Life is great. I would be so upset if I was a vegan right now. Like, what did the vegans do? Like, imagine being a vegan and you see this [ __ ] Like, [ __ ] what do I do? Someone said, "I'm not a feminist while driving a car and having a phone." Yeah, if you're not a feminist, how are you allowed to drive a car? That's And you have a phone and you have sunglasses on.

[00:15:14]Interesting. I think that's a little too much freedom for you. Yeah, let's let's tone it down a bit. Let's remove those glasses. Uh, take away her [ __ ] car right now. Take away her phone as well.

[00:15:24]Let's also take away her mouth cuz she doesn't have any rights when it comes to speaking. But also, I don't want her to say any more dumb [ __ ] Did your husband allow you to make you this?

[00:15:34]I can't imagine being a woman and being against myself. How are you going to be actually that stupid that you're against your own rights?

[00:15:45]What? While also sipping on a Stanley Cup? Give me that [ __ ] That is not meant for you. Mm- since you're not a feminist, give me that. No one's allowing you that freedom, baby girl.

[00:15:55]And you know how I said earlier things have gone really bad, and this next one has got to be the worst one. So, I think I'm going to have to put a trigger warning. And as stupid as a trigger warning sounds in a pick me girl video, I have to throw this out here because if you get triggered easily, this is not for you. In a religion full of love, a Christian Instagrammer has her entire page dedicated to just hating everyone who's not a Christian, and she wanted to prove everyone that she's not like the other girls. So, she said this. Taylor Swift could literally perform in my backyard, and I still wouldn't go. Never been a fan, actually. just say that you couldn't get her tickets. No one gives a flying [ __ ] that you're not a Taylor Swift fan. And I'm not even a Taylor Swift fan, but not liking something does not make you special. And no, that actually wasn't the video that I was talking about. This is the video. When you realize it's called Black Friday, because that's who needs the discounts.

[00:16:53]And this is what I like to call the final boss of performative pickme hoes racist edition. And you say it's called Black Friday because that's who needs the discounts. But baby girl, you're unemployed. Fortunately for me, I have no interest in a corporate job. She says, "Catch me in the kitchen." Yeah, unemployment got you clocking in at the kitchen. And sweetie Olivia, you literally look like one of those people who would camp outside Target for 15 hours just to get a Leab boooo. She was also wearing a hat that said, "Smart people hate me.

[00:17:30]Does she know what that means? Who's going to tell her? Sweetie, that means you're stupid. She's like, "Smart people hate me." Yeah, I hate smart people.

[00:17:41]Like, ew, smart people. And sadly, no.

[00:17:44]That also wasn't the crazy video that I was talking about. And you're probably all wondering, Lazy, how can it possibly get worse than racism? Well, after she dropped that video, I'm guessing she was surprised that she wasn't being picked.

[00:17:57]So then she thought of dropping this video.

[00:18:00]>> Recently I found out that way too many of you are okay with kids being gay.

[00:18:04]Kids, I posted this video and I said, "Bring back bullying."

[00:18:08]>> I just came back from Sephora, so here's a little haul for you guys.

[00:18:11]>> You get the idea. But my point is that little boys don't act like this. Little boys don't wear makeup.

[00:18:17]>> This is actually the saddest thing that I've seen on the internet for a while.

[00:18:20]Like the fact that you posted that poor boy and I'm actually going to censor his face. you are an actual monster. Taking an innocent video of a child who was just playing with makeup and saying that, "Hey guys, we should actually bully this kid over here because he was playing with makeup." And the good news is that you saying that you're a Christian believer doesn't actually get you to heaven just because you say that.

[00:18:42]Your actions is what actually matters.

[00:18:44]And for you to say, "Hey, let's bully this little kid." That is wild.

[00:18:49]>> You guys think it's completely normal for a little boy to be acting like this.

[00:18:52]And it's not. If my little boy started putting on makeup and talking like this and having these mannerisms, I would be his first bully. He doesn't act like that. He's not a girl. That's not happening.

[00:19:00]>> Well, he's not your little boy, is he?

[00:19:03]And you're not his mom either. Problem solved. If you can't love your kids unconditionally, then you shouldn't be having kids. And if you're going to be racist, homophobic, a bully, and a cruel person towards kids, oh my god, what a combo of a personality. Like, at least keep that [ __ ] offline. These are always going to be the people who have on their Instagram bio or like Facebook bio or some [ __ ] like spread love, not hate. It feels like religion in 2026, it's only being used to spread hate. Like where is the love? Did I rant too long on this one tippers? I think I did. She's just [ __ ] crazy bullying her kid. She has like these cute thumbnails that you think, "Oh, there's nothing going on."

[00:19:44]But if you click on them, it's just like her Yeah. It's just like her saying some crazy [ __ ] Yeah. Like even when she got married, she's like, "Uh, tread wife, how are you mad that someone loves her?

[00:19:54]No one's mad, [ __ ] Shut up." Do you understand now how crazy these people have gone? I lowkey missed the 2023 pick me girls. What happened to those girls where they were over here like, "You can't take me anywhere. I'm crazy." And it was just them holding bread on top of their head. Other girls acai bowls and smoothies. Me pizza. Bring these girls back, please. Let's bring these. I want these Pikmis. Like please. Like this [ __ ] is at least quirky. Like it's it's, you know, it's funny. Like comparing 2023 with 2026. Like other girls like Asai balls and smoothies. I like pizza.

[00:20:28]And now you jump into 2026 and there's insane Pikmis saying that we should bully kids being racist as hell. What the [ __ ] happened in 3 years?

[00:20:38]>> I like to be.

[00:20:38]>> Every girl wants a pink Porsche.

[00:20:40]Meanwhile, me >> um the difference.

[00:20:43]>> She wants a black Porsche.

[00:20:46]>> What? And she used the Melania song where she says, "I like to be unique. I like to be different." Girl, so instead of having a porch like all the other basic [ __ ] you're like, "I like a a black Porsche.

[00:21:04]You are so different." Damn. Oh my god.

[00:21:07]Her her caption black cars only. I literally started from zero. No hands out, no connections. I learned how to use online business plus social media to my advantage and become a millionaire in two years. Of course you did. Everyone's becoming a millionaire in two days nowadays. And let me guess, buy my course. If I find a [ __ ] course here. Oh my god. Baddy in business to learn. Start. So she is Of course she's selling a course. Isn't it weird how everyone's like a millionaire and billionaire, but they're over here selling courses for like $400?

[00:21:45]Interesting. If you're like a millionaire and billionaire, why are you selling a course for $400, [ __ ] I couldn't even buy a pack of gum with $400 if I was a billionaire. Someone said, "I don't know. I like a lot of colors."

[00:21:57]Colors? So, you're like one of those. Oh my god. I'm sorry. I'm not like them.

[00:22:02]I'm different. Isn't it crazy how saying that you like black cars because cars with other colors are like the other girls and for you to like separate yourself is that you had to pick a a black car reminds me of that meme like I like I like car I like black car and I don't actually drive I car around. I got Let's see if we can play that intro tippers. I think we've played that before and we didn't get copyrighted. My car leash interview with a pick me girl.

[00:22:41]>> I've had female friends in the past.

[00:22:43]>> Mhm.

[00:22:43]>> Mhm.

[00:22:44]>> And sorry, it's okay.

[00:22:50]>> They've been a lot of drama. Yeah.

[00:22:54]>> One thing that I've learned about the Pikmis is that they hate other females.

[00:22:58]It's like how much [ __ ] can you talk about other females because they only hang out with the boys because that's what makes them special. Male validation.

[00:23:07]>> And I was, >> oh my god.

[00:23:09]>> Like always having drama with them and they would like say things about me that were not nice and say that like I slept with their boyfriends. Did you?

[00:23:17]>> Yeah.

[00:23:20]>> Oh my god, this [ __ ] was funny. I wasn't expecting it. And they told me that I slept with her boyfriends. I'm like, why are you guys being so mean? That is such a horrible thing to say. Like, come on.

[00:23:31]>> So, did you sleep with her boyfriends?

[00:23:33]>> Yeah.

[00:23:34]>> Did you?

[00:23:35]>> Yeah. This [ __ ] was hilarious. I love this one. Why can't we have this? Pick me girls. How the [ __ ] do we go to racism? Oh, I keep going back to that. I don't think there's ever going to be a video on the internet that we're going to watch that's going to top that one for being the most horrible one.

[00:23:52]>> I was a tomboy for a couple years. So, those years, I think I was more into sports and being a tomboy. And then once I came out of that, I was like secretly doing walks in my room and stuff.

[00:24:03]>> And then my tits were out. I don't know why I wasn't nervous about that. I was really excited about my tits being out.

[00:24:07]Actually, I didn't have famous people on my wall. I was obsessed with animals. I still am. Like, I'm a nerd. I'm not like cool like that. I barely know half the celebrities name.

[00:24:15]>> Guys, I'm like a I'm like a such a total nerd. I've watched so many anime. You know, the recent one, like my favorite anime that I've watched was uh what was that anime one? Um Sponge. The Squarepants something Squarepants the Sponge. That anime was so good. And I actually watched sub not dubbed because I'm a weeb like that. I'm a weeaboo. I don't watch anime uh dubbed. That's like the [ __ ] If you're going to watch anime, you should watch them in their native language because that makes you a true anime enjoyer. I don't really [ __ ] with the dubs because in my head that's actually an L and not a dub. People love to say nowadays that they used to be geeks and like girl, you're Kendall Jenner. When the [ __ ] were Kendall, don't trigger me right now.

[00:25:01]>> In a past life, I think I was an animal.

[00:25:03]>> I was either a horse or a dog. Either a great Dane or a lab. Cuz Great Danes are like they have long legs and they're big and I'm big and I have long legs and they're awkward. I had a Great Dane puppy and she was the most awkward thing ever and she would just like fall all the time and it reminded me of me when I was younger and I'm sure you guys can all attest to this. I was like a huge tomboy like couldn't really care less about fashion. I like all I cared about was my horses and like what sports I was playing.

[00:25:27]>> Uh Kendall, I don't know if anyone else told you that, but but you are literally a supermodel.

[00:25:34]What the [ __ ] are you talking about? I'm a nerd. I basically know half the celebrities. Like, how does that make you a nerd? Wouldn't it If it if you were a nerd, you would probably know all the celebrities. No, I mean, depends what kind of nerd you are. I still remember when she said she had a huge secret to share with everyone and people were like, "Oh my god, what's going on?

[00:25:54]Is she a lesbian or something?" And at the end, it turns out that it was just an ad that she was doing for I think it was like a cream company or some [ __ ] and she's like, "Guys, I'm actually like all the other girls and uh I've been struggling with acne."

[00:26:16]So proud of you, Kendall.

[00:26:18]How do I say I am this American Christian lesbian and not gay devil emoji lesbian? Oh, so you're like an American lesbian and not a not a and not like a different country lesbian. Cool.

[00:26:34]Cool. That's uh interesting. Oh, I was thinking like this view here is kind of giving me like an Italian lesbian or like a Spanish lesbian, you know? No, but she she posted here that she's an American lesbian. Maybe she's just visiting Italy.

[00:26:48]>> Like, what the [ __ ] is this? She's a She's an American strong Christian. Probably pro guns and uh prolife, but she's a lesbian. And she's not a queer gay. I don't know if anyone's going to break it to her, but uh being a lesbian is technically being gay. And she's not evil, I'm guessing.

[00:27:11]Oh yeah, lesbians are evil. I know some of y'all lesbians who are watching this video. Some of y'all are evil. Y'all are probably chanting the devil or some [ __ ] and doing drugs, pregnant lesbians, and COVID mask lesbians. Once I see the COVID mask lesbians, I immediately turn the other side and like I run.

[00:27:31]>> What is this girl? You're a [ __ ] lesbian. Just go like eat some [ __ ] for me or some [ __ ] Pick me lesbian.

[00:27:40]>> I got a pizza delivery for Tonka Jiari.

[00:27:43]>> I am Tonka Jiari, but I would >> never order a whole pizza for myself. I mean, I'll take it. But >> here, >> I mean, you guys have to believe me. I would never order a whole pizza just for myself.

[00:27:55]>> Taco, we believe you.

[00:27:56]>> Totally not mine, but I am Tonka.

[00:27:58]>> Taco, we believe you.

[00:28:00]>> I don't even It's not even my pizza. I mean, >> yeah, throw it away.

[00:28:04]>> It's not my pizza. I would never eat a whole pizza by myself. I would never even eat it. I would never even eat.

[00:28:09]>> Shame you, dude. I'm just I'm not going to like not waste food, though.

[00:28:12]>> Yeah, obviously.

[00:28:13]>> Fine, Tonka.

[00:28:16]You know what? I'm with Tonka there.

[00:28:18]Tonka, I totally believe that you did not order a full pizza cuz like that's definitely not him. I've known Tonka since I was a kid. Like I have never seen him order a full pizza. That was an accident. I mean the guy on the phone probably misheard it. He went from like give me half a slice and he's like what?

[00:28:33]Full pizza? And that's he ordered a full pizza. Like he didn't mean to order it but I mean he threw it away but then he ate it cuz he doesn't want to waste food. We're not wasting food in 2026.

[00:28:43]And Tonka is also me because I know damn well y'all know that I would never order full pizza for myself. If you've ever seen me doing that, it was probably AI.

[00:28:54]Don't piss me off right now. Me because I'm too weird for the popular girls, but too popular for the weird girl.

[00:29:02]Wait, I got to think about this. Too weird for the popular girls, but too popular for the weird girls.

[00:29:11]You know what? I'll take this any day over bullying children.

[00:29:16]The bar is on the floor.

[00:29:18]>> But also though, who is she flashing? Is she flashing the tree? I wish I was the tree, right?

[00:29:26]Anyways, this was the new generation of Pikmis. I am hoping that by the time we make another video on this, things have gone a little better, cuz how do things go from from zero to 100 real quick? And you know what? We'll do another part at 100K likes. I am Stormy Jiari and I would never order a full pizza for myself.