*ONG-BAK: MUAY THAI WARRIOR* A MARTIAL ARTS MASTERPIECE!

[00:00:00]Yo, it's me Chris guys where this beautiful walk is AT the sky. Hey guys, it's me Chris aka KINGS BEARS AKA BILL D AKA CHUBBY RUN HIMSELF WITH THE FLASH OF THE GUY YOUR MOM is always talking about and today we are going to do something considered the hardest task on this planet and let him KNOW WHAT IT IS.

[00:00:18]>> WE'RE WATCHING A movie go.

[00:00:24]>> What movie are we watching today? BACK BOY TIME WARRIOR.

[00:00:32]YEAH.

[00:00:34]YEAH. BOOM. RIGHT ON YOUR HEAD. CRACK IT LIKE AN EGG, BABY. OH, THE YOLK IS SPILLING. OH, BRAIN MATTER. OH. OH.

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[00:01:20]YEAH. OH, WAIT. YEAH. A KNEE RIGHT TO YOUR CHIN. OH, BANG. RIGHT ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD, MAN.

[00:01:30]BOOM.

[00:01:32]CRACK LIKE AN EGG. BOOM. YOU'RE A LOSER.

[00:01:35]GODAMN IT. AND YOUR WEAKNESS, we already know it. Knees.

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[00:02:25]Nong Pradu village. I probably pronounced that horribly wrong. Please forgive me as I am simply a white devil.

[00:02:39]>> Huh? Wait, what?

[00:02:42]>> What's Wait, what's in the tree? What are we looking at in the tree?

[00:02:45]>> I'm more concerned of why we're covered in like mud or something. Is it to keep cool?

[00:02:50]>> Oh, that would make sense, actually.

[00:02:51]>> Is the predator around?

[00:02:53]>> Yeah.

[00:02:55]>> You think they going to beat UP THE TREE?

[00:02:57]>> WHY? I THINK THEY'RE GOING TO CLIMB IT.

[00:02:59]OH, OKAY. I THOUGHT THEY WERE THEY'RE JUST GOING TO RUN UP. I LITERALLY THOUGHT THEY'RE JUST GOING TO BEAT THE [ __ ] out of a tree. I was like, whoa, dude. Oh, [ __ ] >> Oh, are they racing? Whoever gets to the top is like the big dog. I THINK SO.

[00:03:13]YEAH. GET HIS ASS.

[00:03:16]WHOA. OH MY GOD.

[00:03:21]>> YO, you don't want to fall up here, MAN.

[00:03:24]WHOA. WATCH OUT.

[00:03:27][ __ ] >> What's the point in climbing the tree?

[00:03:32]>> I guess it's you don't fall off. Oh, watch for your pants.

[00:03:38]>> Oh [ __ ] >> Yo, that's got to hurt, >> dude. It just tossed. I I love it when people fall but they HIT THINGS ON THE >> OH [ __ ] OH >> YO, HE WENT LIKE HE WENT INTO the dirt, dude. Deep. When people fall and they hit things along the way, dude.

[00:03:54]>> I know. That is my favorite, man.

[00:03:56]>> Titanic reaction.

[00:03:58]>> Comedy, dude. That's comedy right there.

[00:04:01]>> Okay, he's got the flag. Now what? You got to race yourself down.

[00:04:06]>> Oh, he's sneaking down. Nobody knows he's got it already.

[00:04:09]>> They don't even know.

[00:04:13]GET YOUR HANDS OFF IT. YEAH.

[00:04:16]YO, I'm digging this.

[00:04:20]WOW. WOW. BRO, WATCH YOUR BUTT.

[00:04:23]YO.

[00:04:27]>> YO, THAT WAS A DUDE, THAT JUMP, DUDE.

[00:04:30]HIS knees have to be strong as hell.

[00:04:42]Dude, that's honestly impressive stuff.

[00:04:44]Insane, dude. Insane.

[00:04:47]>> Oh, is he become the unbuck for winning the the climbing? Yeah, I think so.

[00:04:50]>> The great >> the great festival of 24 years, >> dude. That's a flex.

[00:05:13]Yo, don't believe these [ __ ] Yeah, man. Don't trust them, bro. Who cares?

[00:05:34]Yeah, that's sick. Save it for your son.

[00:05:37]This guy's a [ __ ] >> Don't expect a call, BUDDY.

[00:05:49]>> Crocodile tail.

[00:05:51]>> Elephant face. Oh [ __ ] Her sword. That sounds cool.

[00:06:00]Mad elephant, dude. I don't know how great these subtitles are. I'm going to be honest. I don't know. But ogre's sword is SO SICK.

[00:06:10]>> BREAK THE JOINTS. WHOA.

[00:06:13]>> SNAKE CHASING LIZARD.

[00:06:14]>> WHOA.

[00:06:15]>> YO, THE ONE THING I LOVE ABOUT MUAY Thai is how high they jump with the knees, man. Well, look at the way he bends his leg.

[00:06:31]>> Never to use it.

[00:06:43]Oh, like don't make the same mistakes I made.

[00:06:50]>> Whoa. Holy. You're out. You're fresh with your knowledge. You just get in the ring and kill a guy instantly. Like >> I mean like that can happen, dude. If you're way more skilled than the other guy and you overestimate what they could do, you could take him out, man.

[00:07:13]>> OH [ __ ] THEY GOT HIM WITH THE THE THE WOOD, the 2x4, man.

[00:07:18]Oh, I knew it. I knew it. This [ __ ] would come back.

[00:07:22]>> No, they take the Buddha.

[00:07:27]THEY TOOK THE BUDDHA'S HEAD.

[00:07:28]>> OH MY GOD. HEY, AT LEAST this guy's alive.

[00:07:36]>> Sever the head of dude. Absolute disrespect.

[00:07:46]>> YEAH, HE'S A BASTARD. KILL HIM.

[00:07:52]Hell yeah.

[00:07:56]Awesome. We'll strike his house.

[00:08:02]Herbs. Herbs.

[00:08:10]What do those herbs do? Like, what are they meant?

[00:08:24]It's really sweet. They're giving them like literally everything they have to help him. Yeah. Well, I mean, it must be very important to them.

[00:08:40]That guy looks like a real [ __ ] right?

[00:08:47]sucks to suck. It's like Fast and Furious. Yo, I was thinking this. Yeah.

[00:09:04]That is tough.

[00:09:07]Yo, I'mma be real. I'm surpris I thought someone was going to hit her.

[00:09:13]>> Whoa, bro. that. Okay, bro. If anybody snaps at you like that, you hit them.

[00:09:21]Oh, he took a handful of candy. Yeah, candy. All right.

[00:09:26]>> Yeah, it's his candy. Yeah, bro. Stop stealing another man's candy.

[00:09:38]Like taking candy from a baby.

[00:09:44]What does that mean? Is it Is it Is it fake? Yeah.

[00:09:48]>> Is that okay? Yeah, he's trying to screw them over 100%.

[00:09:59]Oh.

[00:10:25]No way.

[00:10:31]Greetings. Greetings.

[00:10:35]Fore!

[00:10:42]Foreign! Foreign!

[00:10:57]Oh no, he heard the money. No.

[00:10:59]>> No.

[00:11:02]>> Oh my god.

[00:11:10]What an [ __ ] Changes his whole tune.

[00:11:12]As soon as he sees all that money, he's like, "Oh, okay."

[00:11:21]No, >> no, don't leave him alone with that [ __ ] WHO THE HELL WOULD DO THAT?

[00:11:39]>> Fight club. Fight club. We don't speak about that. Yeah, bro. Why are you talking about it?

[00:11:44]Oh, he knew. Oh, yeah.

[00:11:45]>> Yeah, he knew it.

[00:11:47]>> Yeah.

[00:11:50]>> Yo, he's quick. He's already on the bike.

[00:11:57]>> Yo, THAT WAS KIND OF THAT SICK WAY WITH >> YEAH. AND THEN WITH THE SCRATCHING AND [ __ ] AND THEN JUST LIKE BOOM.

[00:12:03]>> YO, THAT WAS NASTY.

[00:12:07]>> WHAT? BRO, YOU'RE BAD. There's no way you're that stupid, dude. No wonder the guy's a loser.

[00:12:24]Ro kind of sounds like a Star Wars alien. I was going to say the same thing, but I wonder if that was insensitive or not.

[00:12:33]No, he's an [ __ ] No, screw him. He's a Star Wars alien.

[00:12:35]>> Yeah.

[00:12:44]DAMN. HEY YO, DAMN, BRO.

[00:12:49]OH. OH [ __ ] YO. OH MY GOD. IS STOMPING ON HIM LIKE BRO'S A BUG.

[00:12:56]>> THE BACK breaker into the bug stomp.

[00:13:01]>> OH, DAMN.

[00:13:03]>> YOU WAITED FOR THE CHARGE.

[00:13:06]>> He stood there WHILE HE WAS CHARGING HIS FIST.

[00:13:13]>> He's laughing.

[00:13:20]Dude, that's so disrespectful. Holy [ __ ] Oh, bro. Kill him.

[00:13:36]>> Oh no.

[00:13:37]>> Oh [ __ ] He's going to kill >> Muay Thai's ass.

[00:13:43]>> OH [ __ ] YO.

[00:13:47]>> Oh my god.

[00:13:52]Holy [ __ ] Yo, >> THEY'RE BOOING HIM, BRO. HE JUST FINISHED HIM OFF IN ONE HIT. HOW COULD YOU BOO HIM, >> DUDE? What a right. I don't need the prize. I just want my money.

[00:14:26]Y such a loser thing to say. Investing.

[00:14:37]Oh my god, he's such A LITTLE DUDE. HE SUCKS.

[00:14:50]DUDE, why is he such an [ __ ] to the people of his village? I don't know, man. Maybe he's resentful.

[00:14:58]>> Get lost.

[00:15:11]Get out of here, you.

[00:15:20]Oh no. Ah, here it comes.

[00:15:49]Dude, you can't let her win all the time. Yeah, that looks sketchy. You got to let somebody else win.

[00:15:54]>> Oh god, NO. NOT ANOTHER.

[00:15:56]>> OH NO.

[00:16:00]>> Oh my god. You can't make it any more obvious.

[00:16:09]>> Yo, her laugh man would piss anybody off.

[00:16:19]You little devil.

[00:16:26]Yeah, you let her win too much, man. You should have just done like halfway and then take your winnings.

[00:16:35]>> Oh.

[00:16:47]Yo, WHAT WAS THAT? HE SOUNDED LIKE A MACHINE GUN.

[00:17:00]YO, I feel like this guy would hit her straight up. He He does look like he would hit a woman.

[00:17:16]Oh my god.

[00:17:16]>> Oh [ __ ] THEY'RE GETTING INSTEAD.

[00:17:18]>> OH, here we go.

[00:17:19]>> Oh [ __ ] >> GET THEIR ASSES.

[00:17:22]>> [ __ ] That sounded like that sounded like someone punching a a basketball.

[00:17:25]That sounded like a her.

[00:17:29]>> Oh yeah, I thought so.

[00:17:29]>> Oh, he's going for it.

[00:17:32]>> OH, TOLD YOU.

[00:17:40]>> OH [ __ ] BRO. WHY IS HE PUSHING LIKE HE'S SUPERMAN? HE JUST TANKED THE HIT TO THE HEAD, TOO.

[00:17:54]YEAH. Shove him out of here, bro. Go insult the village, you [ __ ] YEAH.

[00:18:20]Oh [ __ ] he's got the reinforcements.

[00:18:25]>> Okay. Yeah.

[00:18:26]>> What is he going to do?

[00:18:35]>> WHOA.

[00:18:37]>> OW.

[00:18:39]OKAY, that was CLEAN AS HELL.

[00:18:42]WHOA.

[00:18:43]>> OH YO, >> JUST VAULTED OVER THAT GUY.

[00:18:50]>> WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? THAT WAS SICK AS BRO, don't do it.

[00:19:00]>> Oh, no.

[00:19:02]No. No.

[00:19:04]No.

[00:19:07]Oh yo.

[00:19:14]>> Oh [ __ ] >> Holy [ __ ] >> OH [ __ ] WHAT IS THAT?

[00:19:28]>> WAIT, DOES THIS OH MY GOD.

[00:19:29]>> IS IT LIKE CHILI PASTE?

[00:19:31]>> DOES IT Does this burn?

[00:19:35]>> HOLD ON. WHOA. HE DIDN'T HAVE TO SPIN.

[00:19:38]He didn't have to spin.

[00:19:42]>> Oh. OH.

[00:19:45]OH.

[00:19:47]>> WHY DID THE GUY GO UNDER, >> BRO? THAT SPLIT slide is so sick.

[00:19:51]>> That's like one of the coolest things ever.

[00:20:05]They're just throwing it.

[00:20:07]>> Come on. What are you waiting for? Let's go. I'M HERE. COME ON. WHAT? YOU SCARED?

[00:20:12]LET'S GO. Come on.

[00:20:15]>> Dogs all bark.

[00:20:16]>> YOU WON'T BEAT ME. T people are not strong enough. That's why T WOMEN COME TO MY COUNTRY to become hookers.

[00:20:23]>> YO, >> WHAT THE THAT'S A WILD ASS STATEMENT.

[00:20:28]>> OH, BRO. E.

[00:20:29]>> WHOA. WHOA. BRO, BUDDY, TAKE IT DOWN a notch, MAN.

[00:20:36]>> YO, this guy's like, >> I will kill him.

[00:20:40]>> Oh, he's going to >> WHOA.

[00:20:45]>> BIG MAN.

[00:20:53]>> Oh [ __ ] Jacket's coming off, man. He's so screwed. You know, when the jacket comes off, it's over. Oh yeah.

[00:21:02]>> Okay.

[00:21:05]Yo, this guy's having a field day, man.

[00:21:07]So easy.

[00:21:08]>> Come on.

[00:21:10][ __ ] boy time.

[00:21:14]>> Oh [ __ ] Oh. OH.

[00:21:22]OH [ __ ] AH, CRACK THE EGG.

[00:21:29]>> YES, THE EGG CRACKER.

[00:21:32]SPILL HIS YOLK.

[00:21:35]>> My game.

[00:21:37]>> YEAH, EGG CRACKER.

[00:21:39]>> GET HIM AGAIN.

[00:21:42]Double egg cracker. Yay.

[00:21:52]>> Yo, he's going to BE SO PISSED.

[00:21:54]YEAH. WHOA. WHAT THE [ __ ] WAS THAT?

[00:21:59]>> WAIT, THERE'S ANOTHER GUY.

[00:22:01]>> THIS GUY IS >> OH, THERE.

[00:22:06]>> OH, OKAY. I was about to say like, what are you guys going to do?

[00:22:10]>> Say no more. All right. Hey, you got me there.

[00:22:15]>> Oh.

[00:22:17]OH.

[00:22:19]YEAH.

[00:22:19]>> WOW. GOT HIS ASS. YEAH. NICE FANCY FOOTWORK, IDIOT.

[00:22:23]>> YEAH, GET A HAIRCUT.

[00:22:26]OH, he's playing footsies with you.

[00:22:30]YEAH, THE EGG CRACKER.

[00:22:33]>> CRACKER. BOOM.

[00:22:35]>> OH, HIS HAIR CUSHIONED THE BLOW. NO, NO, it's fine. You just got to hit him more.

[00:22:46]>> YEAH, THERE WE GO.

[00:22:50]>> DAMN. Was that the mad elephant? I think so.

[00:22:58]OH MY GOD. HE'S IN HIS HEAD. HE'S IN HIS HEAD.

[00:23:06]>> Oh man. Oh. Oh. Oh. Of course. Of course.

[00:23:15]Holy [ __ ] Who's this guy now?

[00:23:28]>> Apparently he's a bad dude.

[00:23:29]>> Oh god. Mad dog.

[00:23:32]>> Mad dog.

[00:23:38]Oh [ __ ] >> OH DAMN. HE'S JUST USING EVERYTHING.

[00:23:43]WOO.

[00:23:45]>> Oh my god.

[00:23:46]>> He has a LOVE FOR FURNITURE. OH MY GOD, >> [ __ ] >> YEAH, >> DUDE.

[00:23:59]>> YEAH, THE EGG CRACKER.

[00:24:01]>> CRACK HIS EGG.

[00:24:04]>> What the got life wire?

[00:24:10]Oh [ __ ] More furniture.

[00:24:17]YO, right in the end, >> dude. He just sent him to the shadow realm.

[00:24:29]A FRIDGE. A FRIDGE. OH [ __ ] HIS FRIDGE.

[00:24:33]OH [ __ ] GET HIS ASS. YEAH. GET HIS FRIDGE.

[00:24:38]A knife.

[00:24:41]>> OH NO.

[00:24:42]>> OH [ __ ] >> OH NO.

[00:24:43]>> OH GOD. DONE. There we go.

[00:24:58]YO, HOLY [ __ ] DUDE. THAT WAS SO SICK.

[00:25:02]>> MAD dogs all bark. No bite, baby. Dude, more like [ __ ] dog.

[00:25:07]>> Yo, DUDE. I LIKE THIS GUY. He's funny.

[00:25:12]>> GUYS, PLEASE.

[00:25:13]>> ROUND FOUR. GO HOME. There's no way you got ran, bro. Chill movie.

[00:25:21]What's that coin? What does that mean?

[00:25:26]Is that good? Is that good thing? Is that good?

[00:25:34]>> Is that like a respect? Like you're the top dog?

[00:25:39]>> That's cool.

[00:25:40]>> It's raining coins, dude. That is sick.

[00:25:42]And he's not going to take a single one.

[00:25:44]No, man. He's cool as [ __ ] man. He doesn't need that, >> dude. What an evil little laugh.

[00:25:59]>> Oh [ __ ] >> THE PIGS. UH OH, THE PIGS ARE HERE.

[00:26:04]DUDE, that whole sequence, that was insane, dude. It felt like a video game.

[00:26:08]Yeah, it's just like round two, round three, round here's the boss fight. Kick his ass.

[00:26:25]That's sweet, man. That is very sweet.

[00:26:26]He just wants to see him again. Yeah.

[00:26:29]Oh, he's going to be weak.

[00:26:32]Even without this, he's weak, bro. Look at that piece of [ __ ] right there, >> dude. Just elbow him in the nose. Break it.

[00:26:37]>> Oh, that would be sick, man.

[00:26:41]Smart.

[00:26:43]>> There we go.

[00:26:47]>> There it is. Kill him.

[00:26:52]>> Oh [ __ ] She overdosing.

[00:26:58]>> Oh yeah, she's overdosing. Holy [ __ ] >> Oh my god. We're stealing his little cafe.

[00:27:03]Oh yeah, he's gone.

[00:27:07]Okay, that was some good thinking. Yeah.

[00:27:12]>> No. Oh. Oh, thank God. The fruits are okay.

[00:27:15]>> Failed. Oh my god. They're all failing.

[00:27:17]>> Holy [ __ ] These guys are Dude, you guys suck.

[00:27:24]>> Oh, hell yeah.

[00:27:29]>> Oh, [ __ ] Jumped.

[00:27:35]>> Whoa.

[00:27:36]>> Beautiful.

[00:27:39][ __ ] WHAT THE HELL?

[00:27:40]>> AH, THAT'S NASTY, DUDE.

[00:27:46]>> Holy [ __ ] >> That's what I'm talking about. WE GOT AN EXPLOSION. THAT WAS CRAZY.

[00:27:57]>> YEAH, BABY.

[00:28:00]>> DUDE, that was beautiful. That's what I'm talking about.

[00:28:03]>> Come on, man.

[00:28:06]>> Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Oh, was that really the right thing to do there?

[00:28:17]What the hell is happening?

[00:28:19]They're underwater fighting.

[00:28:24]Oh [ __ ] Oh, maybe the head's somewhere here.

[00:28:33]Where is he? Should have just went and killed Don. Yeah, honestly, Don's a piece of [ __ ] man. To be fair, though, he's only here for the head.

[00:28:45]>> OH [ __ ] >> OH MY GOD. WHOA.

[00:29:06]Oh god.

[00:29:14]>> Oh, bro. Don't play games.

[00:29:33]Oh, rope fist fight.

[00:29:49]That looks like it would hurt to get hit by. Yo, bro's injecting something.

[00:29:54]>> He's juicing. Oh. Oh, it's not good. It's not good.

[00:30:02]HE IS. OR IS THAT LIKE ADRENALINE?

[00:30:05]Either way, shooting it right into his leg.

[00:30:06]>> It's a performance enhancer. Yeah. If bro dies, it's his own fault, man.

[00:30:13]Oh, he's dude. What the hell are you putting himself?

[00:30:24]Nothing phases him. What did he inject?

[00:30:28]>> OH.

[00:30:34]Oh my god.

[00:30:39]HOLY [ __ ] OH MY GOD.

[00:30:44]DUDE'S A BEAST.

[00:30:46]HOLY [ __ ] >> OH [ __ ] >> OH [ __ ] >> What the?

[00:31:05]He went flying.

[00:31:11]>> Oh no. Oh no.

[00:31:23]This smug piece of [ __ ] >> Holy [ __ ] >> WHAT THE HELL DID he get injected with, dude? I don't even know what the hell that thing was. That was like super steroids.

[00:31:46]Oh, he's trying to make them break trust.

[00:31:50]Oh, >> wow.

[00:32:01]>> Oh no.

[00:32:07]>> Oh [ __ ] So he did throw the fight. Why did bro inject himself with steroids if he was gonna that if the fight was gonna be thrown? Maybe he just likes how it makes him feel. You okay? Yeah. Just take the edge off, you know? Inject a little steroids.

[00:32:25]>> Damn.

[00:32:33]OH.

[00:32:40]>> Oh my god.

[00:32:46]>> Holy [ __ ] >> Holy [ __ ] >> WHOA.

[00:32:55]>> OKAY, THAT'S LIKE SOME KEN MASTER [ __ ] DUDE. THAT WAS SO COOL, DUDE. That literally looked like sly SANJI WOULD DO.

[00:33:02]>> YEAH, THAT'S CRAZY.

[00:33:04]>> Like a canon street fighter, man.

[00:33:07]>> YO, >> LET'S GO.

[00:33:12]>> YEAH.

[00:33:17]>> OH GOD, >> HE SPLIT THE HELMET. LOOK.

[00:33:23]>> HOLY [ __ ] YO.

[00:33:33]BRO, he he he's unleashed now.

[00:33:42]>> Hell yeah.

[00:33:49]Bro's got the magic touch, man.

[00:33:57]Dude, we're going to fight in a cave.

[00:33:58]That's cool. We're cave fighting.

[00:34:00]>> That is so sick.

[00:34:01]>> There's going to be a cave fight, >> bro. I'm sorry, but everything there was just so sick, man. How do you top that?

[00:34:06]That's not even like the the end, YOU KNOW? YEAH.

[00:34:09]>> OW.

[00:34:13]>> Oh my god.

[00:34:18]>> OH [ __ ] >> BOOM. RIGHT TOP OF THE HEAD. YOU EGG.

[00:34:23]>> DUDE, I LOVE THE EGG CRACKER. THAT'S SICK.

[00:34:24]>> DUDE, THE WAY HE JUST LIKE WALKED UP TO HIM. OH, you know it's going to get crazy. Oh.

[00:34:32]>> Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] >> Oh [ __ ] >> Oh my god.

[00:34:48]>> Oh my god.

[00:34:54]No. Oh, DO YOU WANT THE CONFUS? OH NO.

[00:35:05]>> Oh jeez. OH MY GOD. HE'S FLYING.

[00:35:09]BOOM.

[00:35:11]>> RIGHT IN the egg.

[00:35:17]>> Oh, dude. This shit's amazing.

[00:35:18]>> The way he was just like sometimes just standing looking at them. Like he would pause, look at them, and they would just like they would freak out. That [ __ ] was crazy, >> dude. Just the definition of aura. He he was so powerful. The guy just ran away instead.

[00:35:35]>> By the egg.

[00:35:40]>> Oh my god.

[00:35:43]>> Oh my god. That That kick was so cool.

[00:35:52]Well, I'm loving the kicks. They're so cool.

[00:35:55]>> Oh [ __ ] >> What the What the What THE HELL WAS THAT?

[00:36:01]>> THAT'S A THING.

[00:36:08]>> Oh my god.

[00:36:11]>> OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.

[00:36:14]>> HOLY [ __ ] OH MY GOD.

[00:36:21]>> HOLY [ __ ] >> Holy [ __ ] >> WHOA.

[00:36:29]>> OH [ __ ] OH MY GOD.

[00:36:35]Oh my.

[00:36:44]Oh. Oh [ __ ] Oh no. Wait, is that Yeah. Yo, he's going to kill somebody with that. Yeah. You ain't got drugs for this one, buddy.

[00:37:03]>> Damn.

[00:37:05]It really feels like a fighting game cuz there's just stuff going on in the background nonchalantly, right? As these guys just go at each other like crazy.

[00:37:13]Holy [ __ ] Oh my god.

[00:37:23]crazy. He ain't letting you leave, >> dude. This movie has some of the greatest kicks I've ever seen.

[00:37:29]>> WHAT IS THAT? HE'S ALREADYING.

[00:37:36]>> Right in the jaw.

[00:37:41]>> WHAT IS THAT, BRO? IT'S LIKE ROCK LEE opening the eighth gate OR SOMETHING.

[00:37:46]THAT'S INSANE, DUDE. THAT IS WILD.

[00:37:48]>> FIVE SYRINGES.

[00:37:52]Come on.

[00:37:56]Believe.

[00:37:57]>> You got to believe. Believe in the power. BUCK. BELIEVE IN THEM, BUCK.

[00:38:03]YEAH.

[00:38:07]YEAH.

[00:38:09]OH. SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU STAY NATTY. WHOA.

[00:38:17]YEAH, CRACKER.

[00:38:20]DUDE, THE SOUNDTRACK is crazy dope.

[00:38:22]>> WHAT WAS THAT?

[00:38:23]>> THE EYE of the tiger. IT WAS THE EYE OF UNBACH.

[00:38:28]Oh my god.

[00:38:33]Holy [ __ ] >> KICK HIS ASS. GET OUT OF THAT WHEELCHAIR, PIECE OF [ __ ] THROW HIM OFF.

[00:38:44]HE'S TOO OUT OF HIS MIND, BRO.

[00:38:46]>> LOOK AT HIS EYE. It's like a demon.

[00:38:48]YEAH.

[00:38:55]>> OH MY GOD. THAT'S THE COOLEST [ __ ] EVER.

[00:39:07]OH, THAT'S IT.

[00:39:11]NO WAY.

[00:39:15]OH, he's got me.

[00:39:20]YEAH.

[00:39:22]>> JOE AGBACH KILLS HIM.

[00:39:23]>> HE GOT AHEAD OF HIMSELF.

[00:39:26]That was good. I like that one. That was nice.

[00:39:31]>> No. Please. No.

[00:39:35]>> Oh, dude.

[00:39:38]>> Hi.

[00:39:43]To be fair, he really got his ass kicked. All right, we just finished watching Unbucka Muay Thai Warrior.

[00:39:50]Dude, this movie, this is like what I'm talking about. This is what I've been needing. This is what I've been wanting.

[00:39:57]Dude, I'm blown away. I love this movie so much, man. What's his name? Tony uh Tony Shaw. TONY SHAW. TONY. YEAH, THAT'S WHAT IT'S MORE LIKE, MAN. HOLY [ __ ] DUDE. I HAVE NOT. OKAY, it's been a while since a movie's got me so hyped, dude. The choreography for this is mindblowing. Just insane.

[00:40:17]>> Oh my god. You know the thing is, man, you're just like thinking, okay, how does it get better than this? How does it get better than this? It keeps topping itself and they do it.

[00:40:24]>> They keep doing it over and over and over again. When he's fighting in the club and he beats the [ __ ] out of the first round and then GUY NUMBER TWO ROLLS UP, YOU'RE LIKE, "OH SHIT." GUY NUMBER THREE ROLLS UP.

[00:40:34]>> DUDE, NOT THAT. IT'S LIKE MAD DOGS.

[00:40:36]LIKE, WHY IS HE A MAD DOG? BRO'S THROWING ALL TYPES OF FURNITURE WEAPONS AND [ __ ] AT HIM.

[00:40:40]>> HE'S USING THE ENTIRE ENVIRONMENT AS HIS WEAPON, DUDE.

[00:40:43]>> THERE'S NO RULES. AND HE'S JUST KICKING HIS ASS, >> BRO. IT'S IT'S IT'S INSANE. Even at the end, dude, what he goes with like some KIND OF LIKE KEN Masters [ __ ] with the flaming LEGS AND JUST LIKE RIGHT THE GUY'S HEAD, DUDE. OH MY GOD, BRO. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT THAT GUY when he finishes him off that the the the the juicer, HE JUMPS IN THE AIR, GRABS BOTH OF HIS LEGS BACK AND HE JUST IS LIKE PULLS IT RIGHT THROUGH THE FLOOR WITH HIS TWO KNEES.

[00:41:07]BOOM.

[00:41:08]>> AND THEN DUDE, EVEN HE'S DOING LIKE THE ELBOWS OF DEATH JUST SWINGING DOUBLE ELBOW. THEN HE DID LIKE THIS WEIRD DUDE, THAT WAS >> WHAT I LOVE IS JUST LIKE HE'S just like walking towards them LIKE THIS. BOOM BOOM GETS HIT AND GOES LIKE BOOM BOOM.

[00:41:20]HE STARTS HITTING HIM BUT HE'S LIKE WALKING TOWARDS HIM TAKING HITS like bro's a monster. Like literally the epitome of aura farming, dude. He's taking hits and he doesn't even have to.

[00:41:29]>> It was so badass. And he's he just gets like kicked. He gets kicked in the head.

[00:41:32]KICKED IN THE LEG.

[00:41:34]>> YEAH. LIKE, OH MY, BRO. Oh my god, guys.

[00:41:37]I'm telling you, Angbach is one of the coolest things I've ever seen in my life. HOLY [ __ ] MAN.

[00:41:44]>> IN GENERAL, it's just it's a good story.

[00:41:45]>> It It's great, dude. It's just it's it's literally just a guy who's going to go and pretty much restore the honor of his village, you know, gain the the head of the of of who they believe. It's like their diet of sorts.

[00:41:57]>> Diet of it's it's incredible. He goes through all this [ __ ] to go and reclaim Unbach and bring his head home just for like pretty much just like the boost of morale of his entire village. You can see like as soon as Bach's head's gone, the village is kind of like >> it's going to [ __ ] like there's a drought. Things are not going well.

[00:42:15]>> Things are just not going well. It's it's because it's just like it really like dampens the mood on everybody there. You know, it's hard to have it's hard to have faith when you have nothing to believe in for the for for that small village, you know. And he goes in and he reclaims their faith, >> you know. Oh, what's his name? Humlay, I think his name was.

[00:42:32]>> Yeah.

[00:42:32]>> Or George.

[00:42:33]>> Or George, whichever you prefer. I prefer Humlay. All right. But he was such a good character in the beginning.

[00:42:38]He's such a piece of [ __ ] in the beginning.

[00:42:40]>> He's so well written as a flawed character.

[00:42:42]>> He's really good. Well, >> HE HAS A GREAT YOU KNOW WHAT? Fantastic moment of redemption for him.

[00:42:47]>> Yes. Insane.

[00:42:48]>> Yes. He he protects at the very end he protects Unbuck and he was just like the entire time you're [ __ ] on it. You know, in the beginning like I don't give a [ __ ] about your diet and stuff like that. He was like really going hard on it, man. But at the end he saves it.

[00:43:00]Like he saves the day. It's incredible.

[00:43:02]Not even but I like the moment when and uh Hley and Ting are just like running away and Ting's doing like some flips and [ __ ] like that doing some impressive parkour and stuff and you have Hley do the stupidest [ __ ] It's just and you see it like this is how a normal guy would do it essentially and you see just like FLOPPING AROUND FUMBLING >> THAT STUNT when he runs and he just goes diving in >> feet and arm first through the barbed wire.

[00:43:25]>> But when he did the splits and slid under the car, I was like go to hell, dude. That is the one of the coolest things I've ever seen. But that's the thing about this movie. The You know what the thing is, guys? They know that what they did was cool as [ __ ] They gave you an instant replay in slow-mo after it it was done. They're just like, "Yeah, you knew that was cool. Check this [ __ ] OUT AGAIN."

[00:43:44]>> HONESTLY, >> I ACTUALLY APPRECIATE it because some of these stunts are so fast.

[00:43:49]>> Yes.

[00:43:50]>> Like they get a REAL GOOD LOOK. NOT THAT THESE GUYS ARE LEGIT GETTING HIT.

[00:43:54]>> OH, you know it.

[00:43:54]>> These guys are getting hit. You can tell, man.

[00:43:57]>> There's no way. There's so You can tell these hits, there's no way you were faking some of these hits. Like they were connecting. They were hurting.

[00:44:03]Absolutely.

[00:44:04]>> The stunt team that worked on this, man.

[00:44:05]I can't imagine the pain they went through.

[00:44:07]>> No, I cannot. It must be the hospital bills must have been wild. That's all I know, dude. Wow. Not that I love like again the choreography is great. You can see the entire time Ting is just using his his his knees and elbows. Knees and elbows. And at the end, you see him with a staff.

[00:44:25]You see with a machete, you see with Todd Buzz and stuff like that. AND HE'S JUST AS DEADLY AND SCARY.

[00:44:30]>> AND HE HAS THOSE LIKE BATONS where he gets sliced in half with staff.

[00:44:33]>> Bro, every time when you SEE A >> DUDE, HE'S JUST LIKE A JUST WHIPPING ON THAT GUY. HE'S LIKE HITTING THE GUY'S LIKE HAMSTRINGS AND IT'S LIKE HITTING THE RIGHT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD.

[00:44:40]>> OH MY GOD. EVERY TIME. BOOM. BOOM.

[00:44:44]>> BOOM. JUST CRACK. BOOM. THE YOLK JUST SPILLING OUT OF THEIR HEADS, MAN. JUST COMING OUT OF THEIR EARS. EVEN LIKE A DOUBLE DOUBLE BOOM. THE DOUBLE EGG CRACK, BRO. HOW THE [ __ ] OH MY GOD, MAN. EVERY TIME. You know what? I would love to just see an elbow to skull montage for this film, man. God, it was cool, dude. OH, EVEN HE'S LIKE FLIES WITH HIS KNEE ACROSS THE SKY AND JUST LIKE BLASTES him in the chest.

[00:45:09]>> Oh my god, >> I love the guy's like jumping at him.

[00:45:12]Just flies knee FIRST TO HIS CHEST.

[00:45:14]>> NOT EVEN THAT. BUT WHAT WAS SCARY is the powers of his kicks. The guy WOULD MOVE FORWARDS. BOOM. KICK THEM RIGHT IN THE CHEST. WELL, YOU WOULD knock the wind out of a normal human. Dude, they would they would fit.

[00:45:24]>> Any person is dead.

[00:45:26]>> THEY'RE GONE. It's just like even when he did that that that that kick where he he he kind of went for the kick and the guy DODGE AND THEN SPLIT AROUND. BANG RIGHT IN THE HEAD. HE GOES FOR A LOW KICK, MISSES, COMES BACK, SPINS AROUND, HIT HIM RIGHT IN THE TOP OF THE HEAD.

[00:45:41]WHOA, BRO. There's just so many cool things in this movie.

[00:45:46]I I don't even know where to begin. I I really don't. This is like one of the greatest martial arts films. That's it.

[00:45:52]Like, it's up there, dude. It's up there. It's just nonstop just balls to the walls action. And when you just think, "Okay, we get to calm down now."

[00:46:01]No, they're just like, "Throw more guys at thing. Throw more guys at thing."

[00:46:05]IT'S JUST LIKE, "LEAVE THEM ALONE." IT'S INSANE, DUDE.

[00:46:08]>> IT really is.

[00:46:09]>> I I I I don't know what to say. I love this movie. That's it. I genuinely love this movie, man. This is like This is entertainment to its fullest value.

[00:46:17]That's all I can say, man.

[00:46:18]>> Yep.

[00:46:19]>> What a wonderful We got to watch more martial arts films, dude. You know what we You know what the thing is? When we watch comedy films, I lose my voice from laughing. I've lost my voice from screaming out of sheer hype.

[00:46:30]>> I gotta be honest. I don't feel like I've been so like excited from a film.

[00:46:34]>> No, >> just the adrenaline, >> bro. Right. It's just like, dude, I feel like I could just go outside and punch a guy right now, man. Like, it's insane, dude. I I've got like the this this thing coursing through my veins, man.

[00:46:44]It's like I TOOK FIVE SYRINGES, DUDE.

[00:46:46]THAT >> I THINK IT WAS ADRENALINE.

[00:46:49]>> YEAH, I THINK IT WAS. I THINK IT WAS JUST TOOK FIVE ADRENALINE shots and went absolutely bananas, dude. You know what the thing is, too? Didn't matter, dude.

[00:46:57]You see what happens when you stay natty, you win. That's how you do it, man.

[00:47:00]>> Once you start enhancing, you're dead.

[00:47:01]>> Once you start injecting, you're losing.

[00:47:03]Remember that.

[00:47:04]>> I also just like even the ending where the guy gets crushed by the giant head, >> you know, cuz the whole time he's claiming, "Oh, I'm God. I'm God." And and I like how the technically the head of Umbs, you know, very very like it was just like it's very it's very poetic, you know? I I liked that a lot. That was great.

[00:47:22]>> Just a good movie.

[00:47:23]>> I You know what? I feel tired. I feel like I ran a marathon, man. Like Like by God, I was cheering so hard, man. This is Guys, this is what I live for, man. I >> I cheered. I laughed.

[00:47:35]>> All I was missing was a cry. And it would have been perfect, dude. Just a little cry.

[00:47:38]>> Just a little cry, man.

[00:47:39]>> Oh, it's guy there at the end, man. Sad.

[00:47:40]>> Oh no, dude. Unfortunately, I'm passed away, man. Dude, I I I really liked how he chainsaw like he gave everything to to protect Ting and to also protect Unbach like >> dude when he just goes D like even though he his arm is totally goes what I like >> his arm is like okay >> he is like the best character in this film. No doubt Hley's the greatest cuz he is such a coward running away in in that final fight. He's running in he and the other thing is he knows he's weak.

[00:48:09]He knows he's not strong. He knows he's not strong and he goes charging up against these guys that are way stronger than him, but he's like, "If I have a shot to help Ting, I could go and boom, I'm going to go and do this right now.

[00:48:20]You know, I'll give him an opening kind of thing." It's it's so incredible.

[00:48:24]That's it. His character development is so goddamn good.

[00:48:27]>> Again, it's just it's really well written.

[00:48:29]>> It's very well written. From a coward to an absolute hero, dude. He becomes courageous and brave. It's just it's wonderful. It's like the way he redeems himself is just it's it's beautifully put. That's it. I I loved it a lot.

[00:48:40]That's it. I I don't know, man. I >> Guys, Unbach is dope, dude. Umbbach is like one of the greatest things I've seen in a while, man. It is. We got to watch more martial arts films, man. We gota We got to watch more We gota get We got to get into some more Jackie Chan.

[00:48:54]We got to get more into some Bruce Lee.

[00:48:56]We got to get Even Tony Sh. He's got to have more stuff, man. He's incredible, dude. Like his athleticism is >> I'm ridiculous. Just like you like you said, the whole sequence of him just running. The kind of things that he was doing, the flips and like jumping over cars, >> it just looked effortless, man. It It looked incredible. I wonder I wonder how many takes it took for some of these experienced.

[00:49:19]That's it. And again, I I want to reiterate, usually when they do slow-mo and stuff, it's kind of stupid. I actually enjoyed that they showed us the the stunt in slow-mo. Once again, just appreciation for the stunts and because, as you said, a lot of these things are really fast. like they're doing in incredible speeds that you you kind of want to see it again. And I'm glad that they do that and they really showcase the beauty of the stunt itself.

[00:49:38]>> And I like how they also give you different angles.

[00:49:40]>> Yeah, that >> that was THE COOLER THING. WE'RE GOING TO SLOW IT DOWN, BUT HERE'S ANOTHER ANGLE OF HOW COOL IT WAS.

[00:49:45]>> YEAH, >> I respect that. Like when he went under the car, they then showed you from the front.

[00:49:49]>> Yeah, >> just cool.

[00:49:50]>> Just a lot. I don't know. I don't know what else to say. I think we're done.

[00:49:52]>> I think that's it. There's not much more to say about this film. We're already like 10 MINUTES IN.

[00:49:55]>> UNBUCK IS a masterpiece.

[00:49:56]>> Yeah, it's a it's a masterpiece.

[00:49:58]>> This is what cinema's about.

[00:49:59]>> Yeah, it's it's full-blown pure entertainment. And I feel like everyone should watch Unbach at least once. It It's a phenomenal film. Not just the stunt work, but even the story itself is quite incredible, actually.

[00:50:08]>> Yeah, it's really good.

[00:50:09]>> Love it a lot. So, you know what, guys?

[00:50:11]We're going to piece on out like um >> not like Humbly, man. Respect to Humbly's name. We're going to piece on I don't even know what the bad guy's name is.

[00:50:17]>> Oh, wheelchair dude.

[00:50:18]>> Wheelchair dude and Don. Don was a piece of [ __ ] I hated it. Thank god he died.

[00:50:22]So, on that note, guys, see you in the next one. Bye.

[00:50:28]Woo!

[00:50:32]>> Huh?

[00:50:45]Oh, green.