ASMR Terry Pratchett Discworld Series 21-41 (🎧 soft spoken/whisper, tapping, tracing, blurb reading)

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[00:00:00]And we're on to the fifth elephant.

[00:00:04]How lovely is that, my loves?

[00:00:06]Now, he's caught up in a war between vampires and witches.

[00:00:14]It's just a bunch of little blue Scottish guys with red hair.

[00:00:18]And kilts.

[00:00:20]This is Jen.

[00:00:22]Yes, it was.

[00:00:24]Subscribe before you fall asleep.

[00:00:31]Hi [sighs] there.

[00:00:33]My love- ly lovely sleepy squirrels. [sighs] I hope that you are all well.

[00:00:45]In this video, I'm going to be doing part two of going through all of the Terry Pratchett Discworld series.

[00:00:57]Just tracing on the covers, just reading the blurb.

[00:01:03]I did the first 20 books in part one.

[00:01:06]I'll link that down below if you want to do that one first.

[00:01:11]And in this one, we are starting with book 21, which is Jingo.

[00:01:20]So, Terry Pratchett Discworld novel.

[00:01:25]Jingo.

[00:01:27]This is one I have not read.

[00:01:29]I have um more than half of the books. And any of the books I don't have, I'm just going to be reading the blurb of the book on my Kindle for you.

[00:01:42]So, we don't skip any.

[00:01:44]Um I have maybe the first half of these.

[00:01:48]Towards the end, it's going to be a lot of Kindle.

[00:01:54]But we'll still be doing book sounds, though.

[00:01:59]So, on the front of this, we have a crow here crowing.

[00:02:07]Some guys in turbans, one with a big knife, one with an oar.

[00:02:15]And the crow is just part of a north, east, south, west kind of thing.

[00:02:20]It says R A H.

[00:02:22]Then we have a W.

[00:02:25]I don't know what this one is. Looks like a T, maybe.

[00:02:30]The top of a building on water, some gulls.

[00:02:36]We have a ship, but some pirates, maybe.

[00:02:40]Can see a column.

[00:02:43]Different characters.

[00:03:24]The crow looks to be in much distress, even though it's probably mental.

[00:03:36]I like the colors on this cover.

[00:03:39]But once again, with the whole like Terry Pratchett illustrations, it is a little knobbly, and I don't know, some of it's a bit gross. It's not my favorite, but it's very nostalgic.

[00:03:54]And look back we have another part of that ship. Does it wrap? It does wrap. All of the covers wrap fully all the way around.

[00:04:11]So, Discworld goes to war with armies of sardines, warriors, fishermen, squid and at least one very camp follower.

[00:04:27]As two armies march, Commander Vimes of Ankh-Morpork City Watch faces unpleasant foes who are out to get him.

[00:04:40]And that's just the people on his side.

[00:04:44]The enemy might be even worse. I do like the story lines with Commander Vimes in them.

[00:04:53]Jingo, the 21st in Terry Pratchett's phenomenally successful Discworld series, makes the World Cup look like a friendly five-a-side.

[00:05:11]I see creature here.

[00:05:13]I don't know what he I'm not talking.

[00:05:18]Pratchett's writing is a constant light.

[00:05:22]No one mixes the fantastical and mundane to better comic effect or offers sharper insights into the absurdities of human endeavor.

[00:05:34]Christopher Matthew, The Daily Mail.

[00:05:39]Both his inventiveness and his moral shrewdness seem inexhaustible.

[00:05:46]A.S. Byatt, The Daily Express.

[00:05:58]I'll definitely read all of these.

[00:06:00]Um the reason I am doing it this series of videos, apart from the fact that I think it will make a good video, is because I am going to be getting rid of all of these to make space.

[00:06:13]Um I bought most of these in charity shops in the UK when I was over. Some I've had one from when I was younger.

[00:06:21]Some I bought in the charity shop here, not many.

[00:06:25]Um there's not many books in English in France or in I was gifted the entire Terry Pratchett bibliography on my Kindle, so I still will be reading all of these, but I'm just making a little space in my home.

[00:06:49]And I thought there's no way I'm going to pass these on to someone else before doing some ASMR with them.

[00:06:58]Okay.

[00:06:59]So, let's go on to book number 22.

[00:07:05]And book number 22 is The Last Continent.

[00:07:11]So, we're talking Australia.

[00:07:14]I have not read this one either, and I think I'm really going to enjoy it. I love anything to do with Australia, Australia, New Zealand. I I really do enjoy things to do with them.

[00:07:27]When I was younger, I used to watch Neighbours and Home and Away as a teenager.

[00:07:34]Love it.

[00:07:36]So, Terry Pratchett, a Discworld novel, The Last Continent.

[00:07:41]And we have a rather gnarly-looking kangaroo with someone on his back.

[00:07:51]And here, probably an emu.

[00:07:54]An emu or emu, depending on where you're from.

[00:07:59]For me, I would say emu.

[00:08:03]Someone is shooting arrows at them.

[00:08:08]We have a little boat here that is not in water cuz they've got their legs underneath. Looks like a camel up here.

[00:08:17]It says some beer.

[00:08:20]Bat beer. It's got little bats on it.

[00:08:28]Going with those little cork hats.

[00:08:33]I wonder if Australians actually wear these, the little cork dangling bits coming down their heads.

[00:08:40]This is more of a lizard.

[00:08:42]But, that's got the corks.

[00:09:11]It's just stars.

[00:09:21]Now, we have luggage. All the little legs underneath.

[00:09:26]All the little legs.

[00:09:29]Kangaroos do snake.

[00:09:33]A skull.

[00:09:36]A woman on ladder.

[00:09:38]T bar It's the Discworld's Last Continent.

[00:09:46]And it's going to die in a few days except Who is this hero striding across the red desert?

[00:09:56]Sheepshearer, beer drinker, bush ranger, and someone who will even eat a meat when he's sober.

[00:10:08]A man in a hat whose luggage follows him on little legs. Yes, it's Rincewind.

[00:10:17]The inept wizard who can't even spell wizard.

[00:10:21]He's the only hero left.

[00:10:24]Still, no worries, eh?

[00:10:27]A cross between Tolkien and a gentler, more benign Tom Sharpe.

[00:10:34]Charles Spencer, The Sunday Telegraph.

[00:10:38]The humor sparkles as brightly as ever, said The Times.

[00:10:45]So, I have not read this one, but I think I will enjoy it even just for the Australian like ambiance and references.

[00:11:01]Okay.

[00:11:03]On to book number 23.

[00:11:09]Now, we're on to Carpe Jugulum.

[00:11:14]And this one I have read and very much enjoyed.

[00:11:19]And it was save £2 on marked price. I got this in a charity shop, so you can maybe find the little 50p written on the inside of one of these.

[00:11:32]Terry Pratchett, a Discworld novel, Carpe Jugulum.

[00:11:38]We have the witches here on the front.

[00:11:44]The women here, this guy.

[00:11:50]The wee blue The wee blue men.

[00:11:55]I love the wee blue men.

[00:11:58]They're just like little Scottish guys.

[00:12:49]Speaking And still more little blue men, the wee free men.

[00:13:01]Mightily Oats has not picked a good time to be a priest.

[00:13:07]He thought he'd come to Lancre for a simple ceremony.

[00:13:15]Now, he's caught up in a war between vampires and witches.

[00:13:22]There's young Agnes, who is really into minds about everything.

[00:13:28]Magrat, who is trying to combine witchcraft and nappies, Nanny Ogg, and Granny Weatherwax, who is big trouble.

[00:13:40]And the vampires are intelligent.

[00:13:45]They've got style and fancy waistcoats.

[00:13:50]They're out of the casket and want a bite of the future. Mightily Oats knows he has a prayer, but he wishes he had an axe.

[00:14:03]Carpe Jugulum is Terry Pratchett's 23rd Discworld novel, but the first to star vampires.

[00:14:13]He will remain an enduring, endearing presence in comic literature.

[00:14:20]Elizabeth Young, The Guardian.

[00:14:23]Both his inventiveness and his moral shrewdness seem inexhaustible. A.S.

[00:14:28]Byatt, The Daily Express.

[00:14:31]has written the same thing.

[00:14:34]The last bit got to Yeah, this is one I would definitely recommend.

[00:14:46]I would recommend a good chunk of these.

[00:14:49]Some I won't recommend just cuz I haven't read them yet, but I'm going to work my way through all of them and reread the ones that I've already read. I just have it as like a background reading thing that if I'm not like specifically reading a book at the moment, I can just fall back on and read.

[00:15:08]I'm kind of doing that with the Mistborn series at the moment, but at some point it's going to end, so I'm going to need it.

[00:15:18]Okay.

[00:15:20]So, let's move on That's your book number 24.

[00:15:24]And we are on to the fifth elephant.

[00:15:28]How lovely is that day off?

[00:15:31]We see the fifth elephant, but Terry Pratchett and his world novel, The Fifth Elephant.

[00:15:41]All these wolves at the bottom here.

[00:15:45]Choose any three.

[00:15:49]From 10 up to 14.

[00:16:01]So, I have read this one. It was a long time ago. This might actually be one of my original ones that I had when I was younger.

[00:16:12]My mom and my [clears throat] older brother also read a lot of Terry Pratchett.

[00:16:35]All these scary little wolves at the bottom.

[00:17:12]And on the back, we have a woman on top of one of the big wolves. And again, with a big sword. Awesome.

[00:17:19]Seems to both be Yeah, they seem to both be on the wolf. A little awkwardly drawn though.

[00:17:28]Sam Vimes is a man on the run.

[00:17:32]Yesterday, he was a duke, a chief of police, and the ambassador to the mysterious fat rich country of Überwald.

[00:17:45]Now, he has nothing but his native wit and the gloomy trousers of Uncle Vanya.

[00:17:53]Don't ask.

[00:17:55]It's snowing, it's freezing, and if he can't make it through the forest to civilization, there's going to be a terrible war.

[00:18:06]But there are monsters on his trail.

[00:18:09]They're bright, they're fast, they're werewolves, and they're catching up.

[00:18:15]The Fifth Elephant is Terry Pratchett's latest installment in the Discworld cycle.

[00:18:24]This time starring dwarves, diplomacy, intrigue, and big lumps of fat.

[00:18:32]It's bringing back memories.

[00:18:35]Precisely balanced, excellent set pieces, a cracking comic thriller. Peter Ingram, The Times.

[00:18:52]I have 23 books to read before I get to this one.

[00:18:55]>> [snorts] >> I will get there.

[00:19:04]That's like uh book number 25.

[00:19:11]And it is Terry Pratchett, The Truth.

[00:19:15]It's a little scuffed off.

[00:19:18]I'm pretty sure this one was a charity shop one.

[00:19:21]And I did not read this one, I don't think. It's possible that I did, but a long time ago.

[00:19:29]This one is real scuffed up.

[00:20:04]You can almost not even see that the The Truth.

[00:20:10]As you can see the embossed part, the light.

[00:20:17]There's even a scribble on it, the bends wiggle.

[00:20:21]You can see a nun, or somebody dressed up as a nun more like.

[00:20:27]Shut down here, a big printing press.

[00:20:30]And a lot lot lot lot lot little characters everywhere.

[00:20:40]This one isn't wrapped, but um the picture doesn't go all the way through.

[00:20:49]So, the trade the trade.

[00:20:58]William just wants to get at the trade.

[00:21:02]Unfortunately, everyone else wants to get at William.

[00:21:07]and it's only the third edition.

[00:21:11]William de Word is the accidental editor of the Discworld's first newspaper.

[00:21:22]Now he must cope with the traditional perils of a journalist's life.

[00:21:28]People who want him dead, a recovering vampire with a suicide fascination for flash photography, some more people who want him dead in a different way, and worst of all, the man who keeps begging him to publish pictures of his humorously shaped potatoes. I have a feeling I might have read this one actually.

[00:21:57]Now that I read it.

[00:22:01]The truth is an unmitigated delight and very, very funny.

[00:22:08]The pace is compelling, but he never lets the tale descend into simple farce. Peter Ingram, The Times.

[00:22:19]Fluent, intricately plotted and sometimes very funny. James Delingpole, The Daily Telegraph.

[00:22:29]He would be amusing in any form.

[00:22:33]And his spectacular inventiveness makes the Discworld series one of the perennial joys of modern fiction.

[00:22:43]Mail on Sunday.

[00:22:46]Pratchett fans are in for a treat with his 25th Discworld novel. Maggie Pringle, Daily Express.

[00:22:59]Yeah, I think I have read this one but a long time ago.

[00:23:06]A long time ago.

[00:23:10]Okay.

[00:23:12]Let's have a little look at number 26.

[00:23:20]And we have Thief of Time.

[00:23:23]This one is very colorful. I like it.

[00:23:26]The dark [snorts] purple leading down into the orange.

[00:23:32]Which is bright.

[00:23:36]I'm pretty sure I've read this one, too.

[00:23:38]You can see that.

[00:23:40]>> [sighs] >> You can see these big towering towers.

[00:23:46]Small buildings.

[00:23:50]People working in the bottom.

[00:23:53]The horse smiths.

[00:23:57]Trying to Time is a resource.

[00:24:40]Everyone knows it has to be managed.

[00:24:45]And on Discworld, that is the job of the monks of history who store it up and pump it from the places where it's wasted.

[00:24:57]like underwater.

[00:24:59]How much time does a codfish need to places like cities where there's never enough time? Yeah, I have read this one long time ago though.

[00:25:11]But, the construction of the world's first truly accurate clock starts a race against, well, time.

[00:25:21]For Ludsy and his apprentice, Lob Sangland, because it will stop time.

[00:25:29]And that will only be the start of everyone's problems.

[00:25:33]Thief of Time comes complete with a full supporting cast of heroes and villains.

[00:25:41]Yetis, martial artists, and Ronnie, the fifth horseman of the apocalypse, who left before they became famous.

[00:25:53]In a better world, he would be acclaimed as a great writer, rather than a merely successful one.

[00:26:01]This is the best Pratchett I've read.

[00:26:04]Ought to be a strong contender for the Booker Prize.

[00:26:09]Charles Spencer, Sunday Telegraph.

[00:26:13]Reads with all the polished fluency and sure-footed pacing that have become Pratchett's hallmarks over the years.

[00:26:22]Peter Ingram, Times on Saturday.

[00:26:27]Terry Pratchett is one of the great inventors of secondary, or imaginative, or alternative worlds.

[00:26:37]He is not derivative. He's too strong.

[00:26:41]He has the real energy of the primary storyteller. A.S. Byatt, or Byatt, The Times.

[00:26:55]>> I like voluntarily reading that one, too.

[00:26:59]Okay.

[00:27:00]So, on to book number 27, and it is going to be our first Kindle one. It's the first one I don't have the physical copy of.

[00:27:13]And it is called I can open this.

[00:27:19]It's called The Last Hero.

[00:27:22]This was in 2016.

[00:27:27]176 pages.

[00:27:33]Let's open up here.

[00:27:36]So, yeah, I said I didn't say the dates or the years that they were published for the other ones cuz it's not written on the covers.

[00:27:44]Okay.

[00:27:45]And I'm just going to bring back the last book so I can have that one scribbled on the cover while I read here.

[00:27:55]Pratchett's perceptive and laugh-out-loud Discworld series is a literary phenomenon.

[00:28:03]In The Last Hero, one aging hero with a grudge decides enough is enough.

[00:28:11]Beautifully illustrated throughout by Paul Kidby. Paul Kidby is the one that does all these kind of illustrations.

[00:28:22]All of the like original ones.

[00:28:25]A brand new paperback edition of The Last Hero featuring a new text design, glorious illustrations by Paul Paul Kidby, and a brand new cover by artist Leo Nickolls.

[00:28:38]An enduring, endearing presence in comic literature.

[00:28:43]The Guardian.

[00:28:46]Oh, did I go too far? No, it's perfect.

[00:28:49]It's the legendary Cohen the Barbarian, a legend in his own lifetime. And Cohen can remember when a hero didn't have to worry about fences and lawyers and civilization.

[00:29:06]And when people didn't tell you off for killing dragons.

[00:29:10]But he can't always remember these days where he put his teeth.

[00:29:16]So now, with his ancient sword and his new walking stick and his old friends and their very old friends, Cohen the Barbarian is going on one final quest.

[00:29:31]He's going to climb the highest mountain in Discworld and meet his gods.

[00:29:38]The last hero in the world is going to return what the first hero stole, or with a vengeance. That'll mean the end of the world if no one stops him in time.

[00:29:52]Yeah, yeah, I haven't read that one.

[00:29:56]Cohen.

[00:29:59]So, on to book number 28.

[00:30:04]And book 28 is The Amazing Maurice and his educated rodents.

[00:30:11]I have never read this one. I wonder if this is one of the YA ones. I know he did a few YA ones. This might be part of it.

[00:30:19]Okay, so 2008, 292 pages. So, not a super long one.

[00:30:29]The book that inspired the big hit new film starring Emilia Clarke, Himesh Patel, David Tennant, Hugh Laurie, and Joe Sugg.

[00:30:41]Coming the 16th of December. I was not aware of any films apart from like the Hogfather, things like that.

[00:30:51]Terry Pratchett is seen with amazing content from scripts to film art.

[00:30:58]Okay.

[00:31:00]Even wizards produce leftovers.

[00:31:04]But a wizard's rubbish is laced with magic, and for the rats that forage this rubbish, the magic has changed them.

[00:31:12]Oh, okay.

[00:31:14]They can speak and read and have rather grand ambitions for a comfortable retirement, which is perfect for a con cat like Maurice.

[00:31:28]He has his own magical talents and wants to get rich quick.

[00:31:34]Together with the rats and young Keith the piper, they work the towns to create their very own plague of rats, then lure them away for cash.

[00:31:49]But in the rundown town Bad Blintz, this little con goes wrong and suddenly these educated rodents aren't playing to the piper's tune.

[00:32:02]An astonishing novel, said the Financial Times.

[00:32:07]Yeah, I've never read that one. I wonder if it's one of the way he wants to.

[00:32:13]Okay, on to book number 29.

[00:32:18]And 29 is Night Watch, one of my favorites, favorites, favorites, favorites.

[00:32:25]Night Watch.

[00:32:33]It's also one of the kind of newer ones where it's not wrapped around and it's probably not curvy.

[00:32:42]I did the drawing, so I feel like This one's all pretty scuffed.

[00:33:00]Pretty scuffed and well-loved, not just by me.

[00:33:13]Truth, justice, freedom, and a hard-boiled egg.

[00:33:19]Commander Sam Vimes of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch had it all.

[00:33:26]But now he's back in his own rough, tough past without even the clothes he was standing up in when the lightning struck.

[00:33:37]Living in the past is hard.

[00:33:40]Dying in the past is incredibly easy.

[00:33:43]But he must survive because he has a job to do. He must track down a murderer, teach his younger self how to be a good copper, and change the outcome of a bloody rebellion.

[00:33:58]There's a problem. If he wins, he's got no wife, no child, no future.

[00:34:05]A Discworld tale of one city with a full chorus of street urchins, ladies of negotiable affection, rebel street policemen, and other children of the revolution. Secret policemen, sorry, not street policemen.

[00:34:24]He is a satirist of enormous talent. His jokes slide under your skin as swiftly as a hypodermic syringe, leaving you giggling helplessly Fiona who the times.

[00:34:41]The best Discworld book in the whole world ever. Until next time.

[00:34:47]Jonathan Wright SFX magazine. I do love this book. This is a very very good book.

[00:34:55]And you really don't have to read them in order. Like I guess there's like little layers that you might get more if you've read them the books that come before with the same characters, but honestly every single Pratchett book is a standalone.

[00:35:13]You can read them just as they are.

[00:35:24]Okay.

[00:35:26]On to book number 13, which is also a Kindle press.

[00:35:35]The Wee Free Men Discworld novel 13. And I think this is one of the YA ones.

[00:35:44]Okay.

[00:35:45]Yeah, so 404 pages, 2010.

[00:35:53]A nightmarish danger threatens from the other side of reality.

[00:35:59]Armed with only a frying pan and her common sense, young witch-to-be Tiffany Aching must defend her home against the monsters of Fairyland.

[00:36:13]Luckily, she has some very useful help.

[00:36:17]The local Nac Mac Feegle, aka the Wee Free Men.

[00:36:24]A clan of fierce, sheep-stealing, sword-wielding, 6-in high blue men.

[00:36:32]Together, they must face headless horsemen, ferocious grim hounds, terrifying dreams come true, and ultimately the sinister queen of the elves herself.

[00:36:46]The first book in the Tiffany Aching sequence.

[00:36:50]I would recommend this.

[00:36:52]I love the Wee Free Men.

[00:36:55]They're so cool.

[00:36:58]Tiffany's pretty cool, too.

[00:37:05]Okay.

[00:37:06]So, now on to book number 31, which is also a Kindle first, Monstrous Regiment, a Discworld novel 31.

[00:37:17]464 pages.

[00:37:21]A paperback edition with the original cover art of the classic fantasy novel by Terry Pratchett, a stand-alone Discworld novel.

[00:37:32]You ride along on his tide of outlandish invention, realizing that you are in the presence of a true original. The Times.

[00:37:45]Another marvelous tale by the king of fantasy.

[00:37:50]Five-star reader review.

[00:37:53]That's the trouble about the good guys and the bad guys. They're all guys.

[00:38:00]In the small, yet aggressive country of Borogravia, there are strict rules citizens must follow.

[00:38:11]For a start, women belong in the kitchen, not in jobs, pubs, or indeed trousers, and certainly not on the front line. I've read this one.

[00:38:23]Polly Perks has to become a boy in a hurry if she wants to find her missing brother in the army.

[00:38:31]Cutting off her hair and wearing the trousers is easy.

[00:38:37]Going to war, however, is not.

[00:38:41]Polly and her fellow wee Auroran creeps are suddenly in the thick of a losing battle. All they have on their side is the most artful sergeant in the army and a vampire with a lust for coffee.

[00:38:57]It's time to make a stand.

[00:39:00]The Discworld novels can be read in any order, but Monstrous Regiment is a standalone.

[00:39:08]Yeah.

[00:39:10]There's a bunch of praise for just Bridget in general.

[00:39:15]Okay.

[00:39:16]So, on to book number 32.

[00:39:23]I had to zoom out a touch cuz it's my only um hardcover book. I bought this one for myself when I was younger.

[00:39:32]When it came out.

[00:39:34]A Hat Full of Sky. Yeah, the wee Free Men.

[00:39:38]Look at them.

[00:39:40]It's just a bunch of little blue Scottish guys with red hair and kilts.

[00:39:47]On the Tiffany Aching was fun.

[00:39:55]It's the same as the wee Free Men character.

[00:40:04]It's in the characters from The Wee Free Men.

[00:40:07]You go on.

[00:40:14]A Hat Full >> This one's a really good one, too.

[00:40:31]It's really good in here as well.

[00:40:34]A real witch can ride a broomstick, cast spells, and make a proper shamble out of anything.

[00:40:44]11-year-old Tiffany Aching can't.

[00:40:48]A real witch never casually steps out of her body, leaving it empty.

[00:40:54]Tiffany does. Yeah, I remember.

[00:40:58]And there's something just waiting for a handy body to take over.

[00:41:03]Something ancient and horrible which can't die.

[00:41:09]Now, she's got to fight back and learn to be a real witch really quickly.

[00:41:16]With the help of Archwitch Mistress Weatherwax and the truly amazing Miss Level, Creavens, and us. Oh, yes, the Nac Mac Feegle.

[00:41:30]The rowdiest, toughest, smelliest bunch of fairies ever to be thrown out of fairyland for being drunk at 2:00 in the afternoon. They'll fight anything.

[00:41:43]And even they might not be enough.

[00:41:49]Spoiler, they are enough.

[00:41:55]Terry Pratchett, Carnegie Medal winning author.

[00:42:04]Brilliantly funny dialogue.

[00:42:07]High peaks of imagination at the time.

[00:42:11]A passion for language, wordplay and puns bursts from the pages. Daily Telegraph.

[00:42:19]I remember this.

[00:42:22]This little contraption.

[00:42:24]The story of Discworld.

[00:42:27]Yeah, this one's definitely Y A but really good. I would recommend.

[00:42:33]Okay.

[00:42:35]And our next book, okay.

[00:42:38]Number 33 is going to be Kindle.

[00:42:43]And this one I have also read and I loved it. I love love love this one. A new adult happy.

[00:42:52]Going Postal, the hilarious novel from the fantastically funny Terry Pratchett.

[00:42:59]Book 33.

[00:43:02]483 pages, 2010.

[00:43:08]Discover the gloriously inventive and funny fantasy novel from best-selling author Terry Pratchett.

[00:43:17]The first book in the Industrial Revolution series, part of the Discworld novels.

[00:43:25]One of the best expressions of his unstoppable flow of comic invention, The Times.

[00:43:35]If you only read one Terry Pratchett book, read this one. You will be hooked.

[00:43:40]Five-star reader review.

[00:43:43]Always push your luck because no one else would push it for you.

[00:43:50]Imprisoned in Ankh-Morpork, con artist Moist von Lipwig is offered a choice to be executed or to accept a job as the city's postmaster general.

[00:44:07]It's a tough decision, but he's already survived one hanging and isn't in the mood to try again.

[00:44:16]The Post Office is down on its luck, beset by mountains of undelivered mail, eccentric employees, and dangerous secret order.

[00:44:29]To save his skin, Moist will need to restore the postal service to its former glory.

[00:44:38]With the help of tough-talking activist Adora Belle Dearheart, who happens to be very attractive in an entire woman full of anger kind of way.

[00:44:52]But there's new technology to compete against and an evil chairman who will stop at nothing to delay Ankh-Morpork's post for good.

[00:45:03]Going Postal is the first book in the Industrial Revolution series, but you can read the Discworld novels in any order.

[00:45:13]Okay.

[00:45:16]Okay.

[00:45:17]So, on to book number 34, which will also be on the Kindle.

[00:45:22]Thud! An outrageously inventive and witty novel from one of fantasy's best-loved authors.

[00:45:31]464 pages, 2009. I wonder if the um publishing date is correct cuz they were all 2010 before and that's 2009. Might be like different editions and things like that, so we'll just forget the dates for now.

[00:45:47]Discover the gloriously inventive and funny fantasy novel from best-selling author Terry Pratchett. The seventh book in the City Watch series, part of the Discworld novels.

[00:46:01]Consistently funny, consistently clever, and consistently surprising in its twists and turns. SFX.

[00:46:11]Entertaining, funny, and thought-provoking.

[00:46:15]I could not put it down. Five-star reader review.

[00:46:20]For the enemy is not troll, nor is it dwarf, but it is the billful, the malign, the cowardly, the vessels of hatred.

[00:46:34]Those who do a bad thing and call it good.

[00:46:38]In the city of Ankh-Morpork, tension is rising between dwarf and troll communities.

[00:46:46]A dwarven fanatic has been stoking the flames of an old hatred born of the Battle of Kum Valley.

[00:46:58]An ancient war between the races that neither side has quite got over.

[00:47:05]When the dwarf is murdered with a troll the only witness, Commander Sam Vimes of the City Watch must solve the case before history repeats itself.

[00:47:20]With his beloved watch crumbling around him and war drums sounding, Vimes must unravel every clue, outwit every assassin, and brave any darkness to find the solution.

[00:47:38]But darkness is following him.

[00:47:41]And at 6:00 every day he must go home to read a bedtime story to his son.

[00:47:48]There are some things he have to do. I think I have read this one, yeah.

[00:47:53]That is the seventh book in the City Watch series, but can read the Discworld novels in any order.

[00:48:02]Okay.

[00:48:04]On to book number 35.

[00:48:09]And it is Winter Smith, the Winter Smith.

[00:48:18]The covers are really changing now.

[00:48:24]I have read this one, too.

[00:48:29]It's pretty good. It's all the witches, again.

[00:48:39]They can get pretty dark, the witches ones.

[00:49:06]Saying it with frozen roses, and icebergs on the Chalk Free Man.

[00:49:12]>> [snorts] >> Young Tiffany Aching leaps into a dance, and suddenly the spirit of winter is in love with her.

[00:49:25]He's showing her with snowflakes, and offering her a crown of ice, which is creepy, but also [clears throat] a little bit cool.

[00:49:34]Now, she's dancing to his tune. She can't change the steps.

[00:49:41]But, unless Tiffany can work out how to deal with the Winter Smith, there won't never be another springtime.

[00:49:51]The third book in the Tiffany Aching sequence.

[00:49:55]Crivens.

[00:49:57]This be really good.

[00:50:00]Prob anybody.

[00:50:02]Big man of the neck, Mac Figo.

[00:50:06]Oodles of dry wit, imagination, and shrewdly observed characters.

[00:50:13]The Independent on Sunday.

[00:50:21]I love this series. I wonder is this the last one in the series? I feel like it is.

[00:50:26]Okay.

[00:50:27]On to book number 36.

[00:50:34]And this is also the last book I have in a physical copy. The rest they have not.

[00:50:41]They'll be on the Kindle.

[00:50:43]So, this is Making Money.

[00:50:47]Moist.

[00:50:49]25 years.

[00:50:53]25 years of Discworld. Look at the turtle.

[00:50:58]Discworld in his butt.

[00:51:00]Terry Pratchett as bright and shiny as a newly minted coin.

[00:51:07]Clever, engaging, and laugh-out-loud funny. The Times.

[00:51:18]So, this is the Post Master General in his new job.

[00:51:33]It's an offer you can't refuse.

[00:51:37]Who would not wish to be the man in charge of Ankh-Morpork's Royal Mint and the bank next door?

[00:51:47]It's a job for life, but as former con man Moist von Lipwig is learning, life is not necessarily for long.

[00:51:59]The chief cashier is almost certainly a vampire.

[00:52:04]There's something nameless in the cellar, and the cellar itself is pretty nameless.

[00:52:12]And it turns out that the Royal Mint runs at a loss.

[00:52:16]A 300-year-old wizard is after his girlfriend.

[00:52:22]He's about to be exposed as a fraud, but the Assassin's Guild might get him first. In fact, a lot of people want him dead.

[00:52:33]Oh, and every day he has to take the chairman for walkies.

[00:52:39]Everywhere he looks, he's making enemies.

[00:52:43]What he should be doing is making money.

[00:52:48]Yeah, I read this one, too.

[00:52:50]Terry Pratchett is a comic genius. The Daily Express offers more comic inventiveness and originality than most other novels of the year, and more fun. Sunday Times.

[00:53:18]I think that was it for this series.

[00:53:19]Like, there's only the two of them.

[00:53:22]Really great great characters, though.

[00:53:27]I wonder, is it Going Postal, the one like the first one of this series that was made into a TV thing?

[00:53:33]I think it was. That one and Hogfather.

[00:53:35]And apparently, the mice thing. I didn't see that.

[00:53:43]Okay.

[00:53:45]So, on to book number 37.

[00:53:48]Unseen Academicals, the funny and fantastical football novel from a best-selling author.

[00:53:56]So, 37. I haven't read this one.

[00:54:00]533 pages.

[00:54:06]Paperback, etc., etc. This isn't just football. It's Discworld football. Or, to borrow another phrase, it's about life, the universe, and everything.

[00:54:22]Another brilliant and funny book from a master storyteller. Five-star reader review.

[00:54:29]We play and are played, and the best we can hope for is to do it with style.

[00:54:36]Football has come to the ancient city of Ankh-Morpork.

[00:54:42]And now the wizards of Unseen University must win a football match without using magic.

[00:54:51]So, they're in the mood for trying everything else.

[00:54:56]To do this, they recruit an unlikely group of players. Trev, a street urchin with a talent for kicking a tin can.

[00:55:06]Glenda, the night chief, who makes a mean pie.

[00:55:11]Juliette, the kitchen hand turned world's greatest fashion model.

[00:55:16]And the mysterious Mr. Nutt, who has something powerful and dark locked away inside him.

[00:55:24]And the thing about football, the important thing about football, is that it is not just about football.

[00:55:32]Here we go. Here we go. Here Here go.

[00:55:37]Unseen Academicals is the seventh book in the Wizard series.

[00:55:45]I haven't read that one, for sure.

[00:55:47]Okay.

[00:55:48]So, on to book number 38.

[00:55:52]I Shall Wear Midnight. Discworld novel 38.

[00:55:58]Yay! Okay, it's another Tiffany Aching one. Excellent, there is another one.

[00:56:04]Okay.

[00:56:05]A Witch of Chalk.

[00:56:08]Tiffany Aching performs the distinctly unglamorous work of caring for the needy.

[00:56:16]But, someone or something is enticing fear, generating dark thoughts and angry murmurs against witches.

[00:56:27]Tiffany must find the source of unrest and defeat the evil at its root.

[00:56:35]Aided by the tiny but tough Wee Free Men, Tiffany faces a dire challenge.

[00:56:43]For, if she falls, the whole Chalk falls with her. Chalk rings a bell. I think that's just the name of the town, like her village from the other books, too.

[00:56:54]The fourth book in the Tiffany Achings.

[00:56:57]Good.

[00:56:58]That's cool.

[00:57:00]Okay.

[00:57:02]On to number 39.

[00:57:06]Snuff.

[00:57:07]Discworld novel 39.

[00:57:10]I don't think I have seen this one. I've definitely not read it. I don't even think I've seen it.

[00:57:16]This is the countryside, after all.

[00:57:19]Everyone sees where you go, and you never know who is behind a hedge.

[00:57:26]And if you're very unlucky, the person behind the hedge could have very unfriendly intentions.

[00:57:35]It may look idyllic, but the countryside isn't all flowers and thatched cottages and bracing walks in your best tweed.

[00:57:47]Beneath the greenery lies a dark underbelly and there's something about rambling country houses that attracts dastardly plots and grisly murder.

[00:58:01]A challenge for any detective, but especially for one bred in the city who doesn't understand the way things are done.

[00:58:12]In the countryside, people know their place and everyone else's place, too, especially if it's beneath their own.

[00:58:22]And they have some rather old-fashioned ideas about people who are different from them.

[00:58:29]It's an odd one. It doesn't really say anything about who's in it, like character-wise, doesn't talk about magic.

[00:58:37]I don't know.

[00:58:39]It's an odd-seeming one. Okay.

[00:58:42]On to number 40, book number 40, Raising Steam, Discworld novel 40.

[00:58:52]Which one is this about? Industrial Revolution series. Okay.

[00:58:56]So, discover the gloriously inventive and funny fantasy novel from bestselling author Terry Pratchett, the third book in the Industrial Revolution series.

[00:59:10]Okay. One of the most consistently funny writers around, Ben Aaronovitch.

[00:59:18]Aaronovitch, sorry. The Guardian.

[00:59:20]Truly a classic novel from the master of meaningful comic fantasy. Five-star reader review.

[00:59:29]The world lives between those who say it cannot be done and those who say it can.

[00:59:36]It's just a matter of thinking creatively.

[00:59:40]Moist von Lipwig is a con man turned civil servant. Okay, railway.

[00:59:46]Got postal service, bank, and now it's a railway. Excellent.

[00:59:52]As head of the Royal Bank and Post Office of Ankh-Morpork, he doesn't really want or need another job.

[01:00:02]But when the Patrician, Lord Vetinari, gives you a task, you do it or suffer the consequences. In Moist's case, death.

[01:00:14]A brand new invention has come to the city, a steam locomotive named Iron Girdle, to be precise. With the railway's introduction and rapid expansion, Vetinari enlists Moist to represent the government and keep things on track.

[01:00:35]But as with all new technology, some people have objections and Moist will have to use every trick in his arsenal to keep the trains running.

[01:00:48]Raising Steam is the third and final book in the Industrial Revolution series.

[01:00:56]Okay.

[01:00:57]So, on I'm I'm so happy that there was a third one. I didn't know there was a third one of that and I didn't know there was another one of the Tiffany Aching series. So, I'm happy about both of those.

[01:01:09]On to our last one, number 41 is our final final book.

[01:01:15]The Shepherd's Crown, a Discworld novel by young 41, and it is another Tiffany Aching one.

[01:01:25]Okay, I'm pretty happy about that. Okay, the ebook edition includes an exclusive commentary on the witches of Discworld written by Jacqueline Simpson, co-author of the folklore of Discworld.

[01:01:40]I wonder what my one does.

[01:01:42]A shivering of worlds. Deep in the chalk, something is stirring.

[01:01:49]The owls and the foxes can sense it.

[01:01:53]And Tiffany Aching feels it in her boots.

[01:01:57]An old enemy is gathering strength.

[01:02:01]This is a time of endings and beginnings. Old friends and new a blurring of edges and a shifting of power.

[01:02:12]Now Tiffany stands between the light and the dark, the good and the bad.

[01:02:20]As the fairy horde prepares for invasion, Tiffany must summon all the witches to stand with her to protect the land, her land. There will be a reckoning.

[01:02:35]The final Discworld novel.

[01:02:41]Oh.

[01:02:42]It's the end, guys. That was actually really lovely to go through them all.

[01:02:48]But I feel kind of sad I'm at the end, even though I still have a lot of time to go through all of these books and read them again.

[01:02:56]Still feels like a little ending.

[01:02:59]And to think that he is now gone. There will never be another Terry Pratchett book.

[01:03:05]But honestly, we're kind of spoiled for choice. He was prolific.

[01:03:14]Okay.

[01:03:16]So, I hope that you enjoyed this video.

[01:03:24]That you found it relaxing and interesting to hear some of the plot lines.

[01:03:32]I hope it's given you an idea of which I don't know which Discworld book you would like to start with if you've never read any or which little series you'd like to follow. Maybe just the industrial revolution ones, maybe just the night watch ones, the guards.

[01:03:51]Maybe the Rincewind ones, maybe the witches.

[01:03:57]Or maybe you've read a whole bunch and that was just nice nostalgia for you.

[01:04:02]Either way, I hope that you really enjoyed this video.

[01:04:07]As I said, I'll link the first part in the description if you haven't seen that.

[01:04:16]And mostly I just hope you found this relaxing.

[01:04:22]Like it could be a video you come back to again and again to drift off to relax.

[01:04:29]Maybe just sleep.

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[01:06:07]So, if you made it to this point in the video without falling asleep, I would like you to pop some little witches hats in the comments for Tiffany Aching in the little witchy series, which is kind of the one I want to get back into the most. It's either that one or this one for now.

[01:06:43]You can just pop that in with your regular comment, letting me know how many of the 41 books you have read.

[01:06:53]What's your number?

[01:07:02]But if you are far too sleepy, you could just put the little witches out emoji in there by itself.

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