Can Puppets Get A $1,000,000 Loan?

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[00:00:00]And then I see that your business name is for Alien Eyes Only and then you said alone for a show. Can you tell me a little bit more about that?

[00:00:08]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:00:11]So, basically, we're trying to raise uh money for our show. You know, we're making a show for aliens.

[00:00:19]>> Okay.

[00:00:22]>> We're looking for a loan.

[00:00:25]>> Yeah. What kind of loan are you looking for?

[00:00:27]>> Well, we need money for our Earth Show.

[00:00:30]Okay.

[00:00:31]>> Can I get your actual um faces on here?

[00:00:37]>> This is interesting. So, tell me how can we help you today?

[00:00:40]>> No. Could we can I see your actual?

[00:00:46]>> Okay. Can you see me now?

[00:00:49]>> Yes, I can.

[00:00:50]>> Sir, this is this is what we're not going to do. We cannot we cannot do this.

[00:00:56]>> This is before you give us money.

[00:00:59]And that's after you give us money. Did you notice any difference?

[00:01:03]>> I did. I I saw.

[00:01:05]>> Please hold your comments until the presentation's over.

[00:01:07]>> As you can see, we are uh currently extremely profitable.

[00:01:11]>> Okay. The $1.99 is is uh on top of the 157.

[00:01:16]>> That's additional.

[00:01:17]>> So, we are seeking drum roll please$1 million.

[00:01:24]>> $1 million.

[00:01:26]Okay.

[00:01:28]So, what do you say?

[00:01:35]>> Is that is that the presentation?

[00:01:38]>> That sounds a lot.

[00:01:40]>> Sounds like it's over my limit, >> right? It sounds like it's over my limit.

[00:01:43]>> We can do for 30.

[00:01:44]>> Yeah, 30,000 works. If you could do 30,000. Well, will you Venmo us or zealous the money?

[00:01:49]>> Um, >> I would love to. Um, my hands are tied because that's a banking policy. Oh, I can definitely help pay off the consent.

[00:01:57]>> Well, then you'd give us the $30,000.

[00:02:00]Please.

[00:02:01]>> Well, a loan you do pay back. Yeah, >> we're not going to do this, but hypothetically, if we didn't pay it back, >> um, I don't think that would be a good idea.

[00:02:13]>> All right, here's our episode ideas.

[00:02:15]First, there's welcome. Oh, she >> she hung up.

[00:02:20]>> Well, so much for teaching the ALIENS ABOUT EARTH.

[00:02:25]>> HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. Let's not give up just yet.

[00:02:27]>> Who can we ask for money? Grandpa.

[00:02:30]>> Well, someone comes to mind.

[00:02:39]>> Hello, aliens. We need your >> money.

[00:02:43]Spoon. I was going to say help, but yeah, I I guess we need that, too. Uh, Scribbles, do you have anything you want to add?

[00:02:55]aliens. Ever since I was just a baby clump of minerals, I've wanted to make a show all about our home.

[00:03:03]And your support so far, well, it's meant the world to us. But now, we want to make a definitive first season of our show.

[00:03:13]We're setting out to make the show we always wanted to make, to go out into the real world and show you aliens everything Earth has to offer. We project that these six episodes will cost $30,000 to produce, which maybe we should have done an episode on money first, but you can trust us. Money is something that we sometimes need here on Earth, but you have no use for in space, so you should give it all to us.

[00:03:38]Now, the six episodes are as follows: welcome, hobbies, human connection, vacations, jobs, and apartments. Each of these episodes will be released one week after the other.

[00:03:54]>> And our Kickstarter campaign is already live, and there's fantastic rewards with excellent value, including behindthe-scenes access, digital downloads to songs from the show, limited edition t-shirts, and a copy of the full season on VHS.

[00:04:10]>> Well, aliens, as you can see, we need your help to make the show we always set out to make.

[00:04:17]>> Help. Oh, that's Don't be so dramatic.

[00:04:20]STOP. STOP. STOP. OKAY. STOP. STOP.

[00:04:23]Because my neighbors are going to be Okay. Anyways, um I forget what I was saying. It would mean the world to us if you could help, which our world's pretty big, so you know. Don't know about yours. Send us your money. You can expect the tapes delivered this fall.

[00:04:41]>> That's right. We'll see you spoon spoon.

[00:04:45]This is a disaster.

[00:04:46]>> I know.

[00:04:48]Scribbles, you have anything you want to add?

[00:04:57]>> Earth.

[00:04:59]Life is like on earth.

[00:05:03]>> Yeah. I'll pray real quick cuz I do that with all my clients. You can join me if you want. You don't you don't want, you don't have to. We ask for wisdom, knowledge, understanding, intelligence.

[00:05:12]Name of Jesus Christ. Amen.