How Dinosaurs Talked About The Asteroid Probably

Añadido: 2026-05-17

[00:00:04]I just feel like we have bigger problems Bigger problems than the asteroid?

[00:00:12]That asteroid might not even exist And even if it does exist,  it still might not hit us Honestly, I feel like this whole thing is just an excuse that you're using to  distract us from our real problems like egg thieves Egg thieves?

[00:00:31]Yeah, you know those smaller dinosaurs  that steal our eggs sometimes I know what egg thieves are, Robert Listen, if an asteroid wipes us all out, it's really not going to matter  if a few of our eggs were stolen Wow, okay So, would you say that to a grieving  mother who's just had her nest robbed?

[00:00:51]No, because in this scenario, I would  be dead and she would be dead and I would not say anything because we'd both be dead See, this is exactly what I'm talking about You don't actually care about ordinary raptors  and the ordinary problems that they actually have Instead, you want to save the  world and spend all our money and time preventing a hypothetical  disaster that might not even happen It doesn't need to be one or the other We just need to divert some of the nest protection  funding towards a space program and then Woooooow Okay So, how many eggs are you willing to sacrifice  for your precious little sci-fi distraction?

[00:01:33]I won't have their yolk on my claws, Steven!

[00:01:36]Fine! Fine … I give up We deserve what we get Do better than us mammals Do better Wow, what a fun, silly video that was I sure am glad humans would never behave like that Thank you to Maris Tockler for  drawing the lovely dinosaurs And thank you to my backers on Patreon, especially those in the big sentient  hat tier, for supporting the channel I'm Siliconversations Thanks for watching See you all next time Bye for now