Officer Tatum Has Officially Lost The Plot

Added: 2026-06-02

[00:00:00]It's announced Nebraska they are having to go do a trade and investment trip with Egypt. Private record meeting has taken This is not the stuff that stands out to me as much, but that's stuff that I was focusing on before. Uh him fighting against uh the war, Erica purging, things like that. Those things really stood out to me. Really, really stood out to me as just good just good old American fun, you know? nothing crazy. And you can't have good old American fun unless you include some Philadelphiaians. Everybody knows that.

[00:00:37]Should be grateful to those people.

[00:00:39]Should be grateful to that government over there.

[00:00:42]Is that a hot take?

[00:00:46]I'm becoming Officer Tatum. The more I The more I do an impression of Officer Tatum, the more I BECOME HIM. Y'ALL SHOULD BE GRATEFUL.

[00:00:55]Y'all should be grateful that them Philadelphia want to run this this government over here. Y'all should be grateful for that type of thing. I think it's the best thing.

[00:01:06]A [ __ ] like myself knows his place.

[00:01:13]One day, one day he'll see this and be like, "This is this this so stupid. This so stupid. I don't even talk like that."

[00:01:20]And I don't never call out to my mama. I ain't never called out to my mama one time on the show. What's he talking about? What's he talking about? For sure. One day he's going to see.

[00:01:31]Can only ignore it for so long. You only ignore it for so long. Eventually.

[00:01:35]Eventually. He's going to have to confront this.

[00:01:40]I ain't never brought up my mama. I ain't never brought up my mama one time.

[00:01:45]Okay, maybe one time. I call out to my mama. But he doing it all the time like mama in the studio with me. Mama ain't in the studio with me.

[00:01:55]Pan the camera over. Look, mama ain't over there, you know.

[00:02:03]And then in a year he becomes me and that's it. He puts on a hat. I take off my hat, you know. He gets rid of his tattoos that are written in Philadelphiaian. I get tattoos from this one side of my neck all the way to the other. All Philadelphiaian letters, you know. It'll happen. It'll happen. You guys will be flabbergasted when it does.

[00:02:29]You and he'll be like, "Let hey, let let me tell y'all. I need y'all put on y'all tinfoil speedos right now." Now, I don't know if y'all know this, but y'all ever heard of Project Blue Beam? Project Blue Beam mean they gonna lie to us. They gonna try and bring Jesus back, y'all.

[00:02:48]Y'all, they gonna try and bring Jesus back through holograms and all that nonsense. Y'all can't fall for this. You know, you if Jesus come back, you got to try and touch him cuz if he a hologram, your hand gonna go through. Y'all, let me tell y'all SOMETHING. YOU KNOW, Y'ALL KNOW THIS LIZARD PEOPLE. Y'ALL EVER HEARD ABOUT THIS? I ain't never heard about this before.

[00:03:11]Now, let's break down let's break down Candace. What's going on with Candace, y'all?

[00:03:17]You know, he starts the episode starts the episode like cuz he's a hillbilly. Cuz he's a hillbilly. Ah, come on. I'm joking. I'm joking. He's not. He's a good guy. He's a good guy.

[00:03:41]I just got to tell y'all. I mean, the occult is doing some wild things, y'all.

[00:03:47]Y'all know, Y'all know that UVU campus was shaped like a pentagram, huh? Y'all ever seen that? It's shaped like a pentagram.

[00:03:56]Y'all ever heard of this MK I guess I got call it Mortal Kombat Ultra? Y'all ever heard about this Mortal Kombat Ultra, y'all? They was doing things to people's brains, y'all. I'm serious.

[00:04:10]He loses his whole following. He loses all his He loses all his subscribership overnight.

[00:04:22]Meanwhile, I have millions of subscribers. Millions.

[00:04:26]Millions. I'm dressed in blue and white.

[00:04:28]There's blue and white flags behind me.

[00:04:30]Forget Joe Rogan's face. There's a blue and white flag there. I got one sitting on the desk.

[00:04:36]You know, friend of the show.