XRP GOLDMAN DUMPED ALL OF XRP

Added: 2026-05-19

[00:00:00]I'd hate to start a Monday out this way, but Goldman Sachs dumped all their XRP and Solana and moved into this crypto.

[00:00:09]We're also going to talk about what's going on with the straight horses because we've got some BTC utility. We also got strategy and sailor buying more oil staying high up and volume is absolutely >> I say lots of naughty things, so here's your warning. But on a good note, the socks took two out of three from the Cubs this weekend and were still rangebound. Oh, Hyperliquid is up. I wonder why. I'm going to share that with you. Jabronies later. Doge deep in the red. H bar under 9 cents. What's going on? And XLM is under 15. XRP is at 138 is 2129. Well, BTC is at 768.884.

[00:00:47]Sailor is starting to shake in his boots because the pump that gave him some breathing room is starting to [ __ ] erode.

[00:00:55]Volume 80 billion. Yeah, it's [ __ ] shitty. What are you going to do about it? Nothing. Cuz like most of retail is tapped out right now and they don't want to buy anymore because we've been ragebound for the last three plus months. That's right. XRP and our favorites have been rangebound since the February 5th crash. Arr$135 to A145. Yeah, we make some runs up to the$150 mark as you can see on the one month here, but we go right back on down and XRP goes down more than was going to put a naughty joke in, but I think you know where I was going with that.

[00:01:33]Essentially, what you're seeing is this crypto is staying rangebound until we get real [ __ ] breaking with clarity. Oil prices, like I said, right around the $100 mark. It stays higher for longer.

[00:01:45]What does that mean? Inflation is here for longer, which puts more global pressure on the crypto market. But don't worry, Iran found a way to use crypto.

[00:01:56]Finally, crypto adoption. [ __ ] these stupid NFTts and all this other crap.

[00:02:02]Iran found a way to make it work. Now, if everyone did what Iran did, crypto adoption would be here to stay. No, I don't [ __ ] think so. But at least they're using the ship for something.

[00:02:14]Iran launches Bitcoin insurance for the gay street of Hormuz shipping. Iran launched Hormuz safe, a statebacked Bitcoin settled maritime insurance platform for cargo transiting the straight of Hormuz. The move lets sanctioned shippers pay premiums in crypto for instant digital coverage, potentially unlocking billions in new revenue while deepening crypto's role in the global energy trade. So there's Iran adoption. Losest Anidos and Israel come in and they say, "Hey, you can't do this. We're going to sanction you." Iran snaps back and says, "Can you sanction Bitcoin?" And all of a sudden they're like, "Oh, [ __ ] No, we can't. But this also means people like Elizabeth Warren, uhoh, are going to be using this as fodder to fight back against Clarity Act. She'll say stupid [ __ ] like, "Oh, see I told you crypto is for nefarious activities only as Iran is now using BTC for insurance." Lizzy Warren who couldn't be beat by Deon. The same Deon that tried to what? Pimp out XRP army.

[00:03:28]I'm going to represent the XRP army as we go after the SEC for damages. I need the XRP army to support me because I want to try to beat Warren. Well, guess what? You didn't get either of those.

[00:03:39]And Deon got his money and he also sold a [ __ ] book. Iran's Bitcoin insurance bets big on Hormuz risk. Iran's Ministry of Economic Affairs and Finance rolled out the platform around May 16th to 18th. Hey, that's the day. Breaking news, you jabronies. Coverage activates immediately upon BTC confirmation.

[00:04:01]Delivering a signed digital receipt to owners. [ __ ] yeah. Utility for crypto.

[00:04:06]Too bad it's freaking Iran with a little bit of a bounty on the straight. This is what they said. Hermuse Safe provides Iranian shipping companies and cargo owners with fast verifiable digital insurance paid via Bitcoin and settled at the speed of blockchain. Damn.

[00:04:24]Damn. [ __ ] NFTTS and tokenization and stupid festivals where you try to hype [ __ ] up for retail. Our brand comes in big dick mode. Iranian officials project more than 10 billion in annual revenue if the service captures a meaningful share of insurance for traffic through the world. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We're we're going to get into the XRP [ __ ] where Goldman Sachs [ __ ] dumped it. We're also going to talk about and all that. I got that. But can we zoom out here real quick? So Iran causes a problem with the straight of hormuz.

[00:05:00]Their solution is you can buy insurance from them to protect you from them through paying insurance. Okay. So that's [ __ ] up because they're causing the problem and they're the solution to the problem. Well, that sounds a lot like the United States government doesn't. Well, I guess I ran unless Zenito says something in common after all. Let's do a comment. Why you the viewer matter most? And we're going to start it off with me. I did 15 and a half hours of training last week. Suck on that, kids. Ever say, "Oh, I'm over 40. I can't trade hard." [ __ ] Now Jeff Zen says, "Holy fart, Claus. Hope you've got a doughnut cushion. Gez, dude. Seriously impressed." That's cuz I did a long ride on Saturday. 76 miles in the saddle now. Strategy. crazy whacked out sailor buys another two billion in BTC because he's going to use it to pay for insurance in Iran. No, he's not going to [ __ ] do that. He's just going to buy BTC, sell it when he needs to to keep STRC going so he could buy more BTC. strategy MSTR ticker symbol the Bitcoin treasury company led by Michael Sailor disclosed on Monday that acquired another 25,000 BTC for approximately 2 billion between May 11th and the 18th according to an 8K filing I've got it all linked down below with the SEC the company purchased BTC at roughly a price of 80,985 [ __ ] he's in the red by about $4,000 per damn dude Dude, you [ __ ] up already.

[00:06:36]Let's go to it here. Michael Sailor Strategy now has an average of 75,700 per BTC. They own almost 850 freaking,000 after they just most recently bought 2 billion at about 81,000. And here's Shiff peeing on the campfire. Shift's a gold bug, so remember that. Gold bugs are going to usually hate on the cryptobugs. It's if they're a gold maxi member, maxi of anything is bad. Peter Schiff says, "And you're already down over 4%. Imagine how much lower Bitcoin would be now without that buying. At this point, your paper gain on your entire Bitcoin position accumulated over more than 5 years is just 2.5%. And it's hard to find a worse performing investment than that." There's a problem shift because right now their average is 75,700 and they getting damn close to getting in the red. So gains for five years.

[00:07:35]What a joke. Now we got to talk about something that kind of sucks. And then we're going to get into XRP news about Goldman. Uh oh, you jabronies. Bridge Hacks back in vogue as versus exploit brings the 2026 total vente vente for all you non gringo and you Spanishspeaking amazing p plays out there to 329 million. Okay, this was another thing that Warren and other Democrats brought up that there's so many hacks in here and even the big banks have said, "Hey, look, we can't get fully into crypto because there's too many [ __ ] hacks, scams, exploits, and schemes." The blockchain bridge connecting Verrison and Ethereum networks has been exploited, one of eight bridge hacks so far this year. The latest incident now brings the total to 329 billion. In addition to the hack, the blockchain explorer shows block production stopping approximately 12 hours ago. Uh oh, that's not good.

[00:08:32]According to a screenshot posted by the Varys X account, the network halt is due to most block generating nodes taking themselves offline. The firm explains that three of the bridg's verification steps worked correctly, but it failed to check that the parameters of the source chain transaction made the pay. So then it didn't [ __ ] work. You could have a million steps and 999,000 of them, 999 work perfectly. But if the million step doesn't work perfectly, then you still got yourself a big pile of [ __ ] sandwich. Can you tell I'm a little fired up this morning? I got some good sleep last night. Uh, by the way, started the second round of comedy class. Oh, do I got stories for you? It was a lot of fun. By the way, Rich Tick says, "I have to agree with Klaus. The whole XRP warrior lawyer want to beat Warren felt really slippery. It was gross. De had a freaking chance and he made money off of you. Everyone knew there was zero chance Warren would be unseated. The only way Massachusetts sees Lizzy go is when her ticker finally stops and they'll replace it with another big blue clock, not a red one."

[00:09:34]Damn. Rich. Rich gets comment of the day. [ __ ] yeah, America. Thank you, Rich. So, don't fall for the stupid [ __ ] like Deon trying to I I I really hate to do this, but I but I need to ask you for money. Shut the [ __ ] up. How about you give us money? Oh, I'm sorry. How about you give the XRP army money because you said what? You were going to go after the SEC for damages. That didn't really work out for you, did it? They're trying to screw you. Goldman Sachs liquidates $154 million XRP position via the ETF and they went to Hyperlid. So Hyperlid hype right here up 7.7%.

[00:10:13]The only thing that's really in the green on the screen. Why? Because Goldman Sachs dumped their XRP ETF and instead went to Hyperlid. They also dumped their Soul ETF. I bring you the news. Good, bad, happy, or sad. And oh, I'm sure [ __ ] Crypto Sensei is telling you how you're going to be a [ __ ] billionaire by the end of the year. And I'm sure Claver's got some cracked out, whacked out price prediction for you, too. Remember, they probably sell courses. They probably sell books. And they're probably going to just try to take No, they are going to [ __ ] take your money. Like the straight of [ __ ] in Iran. That's kind of funny. Goldman Sachs has completely zeroed out its exposure to spot XRP ETFs according to a fresh quarterly 13F filing. The Wall Street giant locked in profits and closed a position worth around 154 million. Yes, Goldman Sachs, more precisely its clients, completed the exit in quarter 1, 2026. But already in April and May, the ETFs have continued poststable inflows. So basically saying, yeah, those ETFs were dumped, but they were still buying to keep them going. According to the latest social value statistics, net inflows for XRP ETFs reached 60 million over the past week alone. That's pretty good. But Goldman's clients got out of that and sold and they went into hype. And now here's hyperoni. You jabroni up 7.7%.

[00:11:33]Price of XRP sucks. Dollar 38 volume 2.12 billion. So exchanges are making money. You are not. Oh, that sounds so [ __ ] harsh. Oh, I'm sorry. Do you make money on tokenization with the XRP ledger? No, you don't. Oh, do you make money when all these projects use the XRP ledger? No, you don't. In fact, let's do this. Let's compare XRP to Hype, right? Because that's what the whole story was about today. And you're going to see what over the last month, they're basically bouncing back and forth between each other. Go out to the last year and hype is up 50%, XRP is down 42%. So yeah, over the last year, Hype's got XRP. In fact, over the last year, Hype has pretty much been beating XRP over that. But remember that was being pimped out by James Wyn. Again, why was James Wyn advertising that he was using Hyperlid? Oh, so that you would use the platform so that you could think you could be a major [ __ ] baller like him. Welcome to the market that's just trying to drain you of money. Jabronies border patrol08. Love the doggy photo right there. Says, "I take peptides. My buddy that was a bodybuilder swears they're the greatest thing. They definitely have their place.

[00:12:36]I've thought about peptides. I'm in the research part, but honestly, my training is going well and my body is handling it. Yes, I did a 76-hour ride. Yes, I trained for over 15 and a half hours last week. And yes, I'm still here today, Monday morning, bringing you the news. And the news is basically this.

[00:12:52]Players are selling crypto, dumping and pumping. Nothing is really lasting, but we're seeing oscillations. What about ICP? Have we looked at ICP here as of late? ICP $252.

[00:13:07]That's not good. And you're like, Klaus, why is that not good for ICP? Because for insane clown posi jig hose jig of what we have almost completely erased the double pump. That's right. The double pump that started on the 5th of May that lasted from the 5th of May to its peak right here on the 8th of May.

[00:13:30]It lasted three days has now erased pretty much all of its gains. How many times have we seen ICP pumperoni and dumperoni? Pumperoni, dumperoni, and another pumperoni and dumperoni often.

[00:13:45]But the good news is we finally found a use case for crypto. The bad news is it's Iran and it's BTC. The interesting news is is it's proof that you can [ __ ] something up. Then you can charge people to fix whatever you effed up because you're the one in charge of effing things up and they're going to pay you for that. So, you know what I think you should do? I think you should go outside in front of your house. And you know what? Let's go big screen. Here's what I think you should do. And maybe I'm going to do this after the video. No, I'm gonna go running after the video. I'm going to go running with my big doggy.

[00:14:20]What you should do is you should go outside your house, take a jackhammer, excavator, any big [ __ ] equipment you got your hands on. If you got a little whatever, cool. Blow the [ __ ] up out of the street. No, don't really do this YouTube, okay? I'm just being like, you know, trying to draw a little parallel here. Blow up the street, then charge people insurance for pothole damage and crater damage for their cars, then charge them a toll as you now lay down a bridge, saying, "Oh, you see how this road is blown up? You can bypass that blown up road with this bridge that I built for you." Now, your neighbors are probably going to use the bridge because you blew up the road, but it's pretty much what Iran is doing. They caused the problem in the straight and then they're like, "But we're the solution. At least they're using crypto." I mean, come on now. Let's just [ __ ] put it out there. Sailor's probably happy because he's like, "Hey, look, I've got a whole crap ton of BTC, so I could go back and forth across the street moves as much as I want and not worry." It's weird, isn't it? Oil prices are going to stay higher for longer. I'm sober this Monday morning. Like I said, I got to work out.

[00:15:28]Sucks balls. Um, the ETF thing with XRP, I don't really care about that too much because we see players make positions and get rid of them. Make positions, get rid of them. Kathy Wood, right? We've seen her plenty of times. She's one of those people. She buys, sells, and pivots left and right. Now, I don't know why the dog a sudden decided to jump in here real quick, but they came in and there's one right behind me. So, yeah, I don't understand it. Either way, choo choo. What? People make money, people dump. I actually do understand it.

[00:16:01]Deon's trying to use you for money. He wants you to donate to his campaign so he could go against someone that he doesn't have a chance with. It's like throwing money down a black hole. I don't know. Deon, he pimped out crypto last time during the election and this time he's been quiet. Hasn't pimped out crypto at all. Proof that these people are just using you for their money. I'm not. This video is free and my doggy likes a butt rub. You want to go running later, buddy? As soon as I'm done with this, do you want to go running? Yeah.

[00:16:29]Yeah, you do. Of course you do. Come on up. Come on. Come on. You're a big kid.

[00:16:32]I know. I know. I love you, too. I know.

[00:16:34]I know. I know. I love you, too. Yeah.

[00:16:36]Here, I'll rub you a little bit. Oh, I know. We're going to go running later.

[00:16:40]Just after I rip on Deon a little bit more for being an ambulance chasing, money grubbing [ __ ] scumbag grifter.

[00:16:47]I'm sorry. The mic was still on. Choo choo. What? You ready to go, buddy?

[00:16:52]Yeah, you are. You're ready to go. All right. Choo choo. What? He wants to go running and so do I. Choo choo [ __ ]