Streamer University 2026 Official Application

[00:00:00]Bro, do you even know where we going? I feel like we DRIVING IN CIRCLES RIGHT NOW. DAMN.

[00:00:03]>> [ __ ] OF COURSE I know where I'm going, [ __ ] Like, come on now.

[00:00:08]>> THE MAP THE MAP SAYING TO GO IT'S SAYING TO GO RIGHT HERE, BUT >> OH, HOLD ON. THAT'S UPSIDE DOWN. It's upside down.

[00:00:15]>> Uh, [ __ ] WE ONLY GOT a few days to make it to Streamer U. Damn. We going to miss the whole event if we use that damn map. Can you tell him to use THE GODDAMN GPS?

[00:00:23]>> BOY, IF YOU DON'T PUT IN THE GPS, I'M GOING TO SLAP YOU UPSIDE YOUR HEAD. WITH MY LEGS, I'M READY TO GET OUT THIS DAMN CAR.

[00:00:29]>> NO. WE CANNOT use the GPS, okay? That's the whole reason that he gave us the map. If we use the GPS, the address to the whole location going to get leaked.

[00:00:38]>> How you SAY THAT [ __ ] >> I SAID HE DID.

[00:00:39]>> I KNOW HOW YOU GOING TO TELL ME. ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL. DAMN.

[00:00:41]>> THAT [ __ ] JUST BICKERING AND BARKERING.

[00:00:43]>> DAMN. Stop arguing, bro. If we don't get there, we going to miss the biggest opportunity of our lifetime.

[00:00:47]>> And if we don't STOP AT THE GAS STATION in the next 10 minutes, I'm going to piss ALL OVER YOUR CAR, DUDE.

[00:00:53]>> Oh my god.

[00:00:54]>> Ah! I told you not to brought this damn white freaking [ __ ] >> Hey, are you sure this is the right place?

[00:01:01]>> I'M TELLING YOU, [ __ ] I KNOW HOW TO READ THIS MAP. It say right here.

[00:01:04]>> Halt. Before you get into Streamer University, you must first answer these three questions. One, why [music] do you belong here?

[00:01:10]>> Cuz it's not what's on you, it's what's in you.

[00:01:13]>> To create, you got to appreciate.

[00:01:15]>> And we've been doing that every step of the way since 2017.

[00:01:18]>> That's almost 10 years. 10 years of trying to make people laugh, trying to connect people, build a sense of community, inspire.

[00:01:24]>> What makes you different than everybody else applying here?

[00:01:27]>> We not just here for ourselves, [music] okay? We got a whole support system of people that we want to see succeed, okay? We want to do this for the people around us, okay? We want to turn up and show people that anything is possible.

[00:01:40]>> I'm in the car right now, my [ __ ] Excuse my language, but she's ready to retire, all right? I'm I'm tired of seeing her working and stressed, bro. I want to retire her and make sure and make sure that she good in life. You know what I'm saying? So, it's not just us. It's not just me and and Nick that that this is concerns. We really want to inspire people and change the lives of the people that's around us to see a better future.

[00:02:01]>> And for the final question, what is Kai's MIDDLE NAME?

[00:02:05]>> MAN, WHAT?

[00:02:06]>> YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HIS MIDDLE NAME.

[00:02:08]COME ON NOW.

[00:02:08]>> THIS [ __ ] SUCKING DICK.

[00:02:10]>> YOU'RE RIGHT. You may now enter.

[00:02:20]>> [music] >> Okay, you ready? You ready? Let's go.

[00:02:26]LET'S GO. LET'S >> WE'RE BROTHERS.

[00:02:28]>> WE'RE HAPPY AND WE'RE SCREAMING AND THEN WE'RE YELLING.

[00:02:32]>> GIVE ME A HIGH FIVE.

[00:02:33]>> OH MY GOD. LET'S GO.

[00:02:45]>> STREAMY UNIVERSITY.

[00:02:47]IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK.

[00:02:51]>> Hold up, guys. Wait. Wait. What?