Then Suddenly, Everything became Gay

Added: 2026-05-05

[00:00:00]He-Man had a friend named Fisto. Just going to throw that out there. Fisto, my friend. Are you all right? Here, let me help you to your feet. Man, they they're really focusing on very specific limbs here. I fisted hard, He-Man. But I could not fist them all. They're talking about punching, by the way. It's He-Man.

[00:00:16]They're talking about fights. Also, this feels like a good a time as any to remind y'all that I have this in my fucking house. These are eight of the original frames for the Mario and Sonic kissing gift. A story I have yet to tell, and hopefully I will someday. and my ownership of it lines up weirdly well with the subject of this video.

[00:00:32]R/Suddenly gay for photos, videos, gifts, or stories of people who somehow unwittingly or unexpectedly engaged in gay activities. The headset is on for this video because a few of these are short clips. Hi again, guys. And if you enjoy this video, this card at the end will take you to another one like it.

[00:00:48]And be sure to drop a like and subscribe with notifications on so you never miss an upload. These guys at the wedding party and it's like, you know, the groom kissing the bride. It's beautiful. This is probably like the day he'll remember for the rest of his life. And you know, you got the ladies on the left freaking out, happy as hell for their friend, and then the dudes on the right just decided to get in on the action. With friends like these, who needs a girlfriend? Just make out with each other, man. It's just infinitely simpler. This was obviously a planned photo, so it probably wasn't as sudden. It had like prep time involved, but you can tell that some of the dudes are like just more fucking into the gay kiss than others. I got to single out this guy like second to the right of this image. He's just the least into it all. Like this dude is cupping his face.

[00:01:27]He's tilting his head like he's just getting into it. This guy's covering his mouth so there's a good chance that they faked it. But this couple and the one like second to the right, like these guys are just all the fuck in, man. They they are committed to this bit. If I ever get married, unlikely. No one loves me. This is the type of shit that I'm going to be having like my groomsmen do.

[00:01:44]Like yes, I don't care if you're straight or gay. You're making out if you want to be on this roster. Now, you need to be aware a lot of these are just going to be cuts to innuendos about gay sex. maybe like just cropped porn aesthetic. Here's one for example. Why do men have mullets in 2026?

[00:02:06]That shit is so funny to me because the way they record this clip, he's just very clearly laying limp in bed and then just yelling to his homie, "All right, 3 2 1 action." And just fucking pull his shit back. You think during any of the takes they like pulled on his hair and his hairline went back a few centimeters? See, something like this just wouldn't work with me because you don't really have anything to pull on.

[00:02:27]You just need to have crazy grip strength. Like maybe a rock climber could palm my bald ass head and then like just fucking like using his raw finger strength just making a goddamn claw get my shit like pulling back. It's hard to say. I've never tried. From a trip to the chiropractor, my wife's friend's husband is a chiropractor and I went to him because I had terrible back pain. He didn't fix my back, but my penis is humongous now. Thanks, chiropractic man. All right, listen.

[00:02:52]chiropractor of of like alternative medicine is like maybe the most studied and it apparently does have like some benefits for like physical therapy related stuff and aches, but like people say chiropractic cures way more than what it does. But this dude's making it seem like he's had erectile dysfunction his whole life and then one stop to the chiropractor and that motherfucker got all better. He can suddenly get a stiffy now. Maybe that's the shit that I need for my problems. Did you notice your penis increase moderately in size when you were in his presence? Yes. His hands were just so warm. Ellipsies. I have a bad habit of just reading three dots and saying ellipses out loud cuz that is what it's called. You learn something new every day if you didn't know before.

[00:03:29]But then after the ellipses, he asked, "You understand, right?" Yeah, I do. He gave you the gay. Sorry, man. Don't be sorry. Be gay with me. Hey, he's taken that surprisingly well. Like he just found out he caught this disease and he's like, "Fuck it. We're going full in on the lifestyle." You genuinely have to respect it. It is kind of funny to think of like being gay isn't a choice, but it's also not something that you're technically born with. It's like a strain of influenza that you catch and then it just takes over your body.

[00:03:55]Suddenly, you start talking with the FAG accent and then before you know it, you're getting double penetrated and you just could never go back to woman if you even wanted to at this point. Also, just a quick reminder that if you are finding yourself being a smelly unclean boy andor woman or other, you can check out Cheeky Soap and get 10% off at the first link in the description. Dicky soap has like moisturizing properties that have been very good for my dry ass skin. Like it's pretty much the only thing I use in the shower these days. It's completely replaced like the body wash that I was using. They've got a bunch of scents that I've been rubbing on my body and just like getting in all like the darkest places like of my skin that I can. My tush has never smelled fresher and I've been getting a lot of good usage out of them and I never really worry about running out because there's like a subscription option that you can do where you get new soap sent to you regularly. So, you're never like really worrying about like if you have something in the goddamn shower that you can wash yourself off with. And I finally have more that I can show off. I have two different ones from Queso. Uh, nice and Queso's Cookamo. The goons decided that calling their shit gamer gunk was really fucking cool. And honestly, because of how bold the presentation is. Like, it's supposed to make you clean, but it looks like sewage. I'm very curious to see what this shit smells like. Oh, that's actually pretty good. It's kind of minty. You've got Iron Mouse's Squeaky Queen. uh criticals license to clean.

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[00:05:38]ends up gay. Yeah, and that was pretty subtle. I'll give it to him. Like, it probably didn't come on all at once, but he probably came out to several people all at once and then came on himself several times. What am I doing? This was originally going to be a joke about the process of coming to terms with your sexuality, but instead it just became a bunch of like semen puns. There's still like a way to pass on your genetics, man. Can't you do like IVF? From the cover of Betty and Me, Archie, did you have any trouble rescuing me? I sure did, Betty. I had to beat off three other guys. Like, sure, the dudes that he apparently beat up, uh, he said beat off, not beat up. So, you have to believe him like at his word. Like, when people tell you who they are, maybe believe them, but like they could also be self-loathing. You never know. They seem more dazed than they do like physically hurt. Especially the guy on the left. Like, he's reaching a hand under the water to just like finish the job. It sounds like Archie doesn't have very good technique if I'm being honest.

[00:06:28]Like, this was just like three dudes getting the head of their life. It seems like I don't read Archie comics, man. I didn't even do it when it was like Sonic related, so I have no idea the actual context of that scene. This was the top post of the last month from the subreddit. Abortion is $600. Plan B is $60. Condoms are $6. Are they? I always thought they were cheaper. Being gay is free. You decide. Listen, even if you are gay, like if you're like the type of person who sleeps around, uh, not me. I don't sleep at all. Well, no, I sleep, but like I don't sleep. you should like still be using a condom for like STD prevention and then like still getting tested pretty regularly. Condoms are still like six bucks you're going to have to spend for like being gay. Like having a kid is not the only thing you're worried about. But you know if the STDs aren't your main concern and you know getting a woman pregnant is then this is actually a very viable strat like this guy's just laying it down. What's the craziest thing someone has said to you during sex? I'm going to make you pregnant. You'll have my child.

[00:07:23]Dude, we are both men. I don't really see how that factors into it at all, man. like it's just because it hasn't happened before doesn't mean like there won't be like a a first for this particular subject. There's like a first time for everything. Everything that's ever happened had to have happened the first time for it to have happened all the other times. Like I don't know, maybe if you go digging around in there, you'll like discover that you had a uterus the whole time and that you'll have to give birth through your pee hole. And the thing that particularly bothers me about this post is that he just seems so like adverse to the idea that you could get pregnant. Like man, be a little more exploratory. Being pregnant and giving birth is notoriously easy and has no complications with it or like any social stigma attached to it at all. So why would you be afraid of the most universally agreed upon to be easy and not hard thing ever? My son can't be gay. He's very into sports and then his sports are, you know, hockey players licking the ears of one another with heated rivalry. I suppose that's just like more relevant than it usually is.

[00:08:18]You have like swimmers who wear speedos.

[00:08:20]And to be clear, this is the same reason they wear like wave caps. because it makes them more fluid and aerodynamic in the water, but it still be aerodynamic if it's about how quickly you're moving through a liquid. Either way, this has like a reasonable explanation. Heated rivalry, not so much. And then you have like a wrestler just like throwing ass to like a guy he's supposed to be grappling with. There is like such a common joke if you watch UFC and like you introduce someone new to it where like if they end up on the ground and not just punching and kicking each other, like the new person is always going to say, "Huh, two oily, sweaty dudes getting like really close in with each other seems a little gay." Yes, we know. This is like saying sports ball. I made that joke in a video 5 years ago, but we'll reuse those. Okay, this one was fucking crazy. Like, I have no idea what motivated the dude who said it to fucking say it. Like, it's very easy to just not talk. Well, I say that and then I realize that like there are times I should have just not talked in the past, and that's not what I did. So, maybe I'll have some uh more empathy for him.

[00:09:14]But to be fair, I've never said anything like this. We're Gen Z voters, and we all proudly voted for Kla Harris. real men support Harris. I mean, that's who I voted for. Uh, didn't really go anywhere, I suppose, but we are where we are now. And then you just have this fucking guy like who may have like political disagreements with these dudes and like just doesn't agree with any of their worldview. And none of that could explain the motivation behind what he said next. You're not men, you're boys.

[00:09:40]If there was no social media, you would be my concubines. I I feel like it's very important to define our terms here.

[00:09:46]So, I'm just going to pull this up so you guys can learn a new word that maybe you didn't know before. Like, very rarely have I heard this term said outside of the context of history classes or fanfiction. An interpersonal and sexual relationship between two people in which the couple does not want to or cannot enter into a full marriage.

[00:10:04]So, like this dude would have a wife and then he'd just have like five male concubines for no fucking reason. Sure, dude. Live your life, I fucking guess.

[00:10:12]Like this is just straight up insane to say to anybody, much less strangers.

[00:10:17]There's no way that this is endearing him to like the side of the political aisle that he's on. Like I don't think you're going to catch most of those dudes saying shit like this either, man.

[00:10:26]This is like absurd. Round on r/hall up.

[00:10:29]This might be the most explicit example I've seen of like of something just suddenly turning gay. Like it genuinely turns in a direction that you don't expect it to. All right, no problem.

[00:10:38]Thanks, dude. Do you have a girlfriend?

[00:10:40]Yeah, bring her my place. we would do a threesome. Like he said we would as if like if you and your girlfriend ever end up in the vicinity of my abode, we are going to have one. It's not we could or we should. It's we would. If certain conditions aren't met, this result will occur type statement. And he asks what the fuck, bro. And you know, cuz the person he's texting seems to like really want this. So he's trying to assure the dude that he's talking to, hey, listen.

[00:11:05]If you're worried about like me touching your girl, it's not going to happen.

[00:11:08]Don't worry, I won't touch your girl.

[00:11:11]You You understand? You're the middle link in this threesome. Uh, we are both going to be working on you.

[00:11:18]Genuinely unhinged shit, man. This is from a street interview some guy did. I can't find his username. Oh, Stan Chris on Instagram reels.

[00:11:25]>> Are you straight?

[00:11:26]>> I am straight. For $20, can you name this sound?

[00:11:35]>> Any ideas? First thing I got to say is uh Chris over here has such a fucking cool jacket, man. This rocks. I kind of want to know where this is from. If you guys do know, let me know in the comments. And the dude holding the 12-pack of Trulies saying I wouldn't know is so funny because it's like why would you specifically not know? He didn't give a I don't know like a very casual like I don't recognize it. I mean, what is it is what usually you'd ask like after like you found out there's something you didn't know because you're a nosy bastard. But he's like saying it almost defensively like that that there's no way or reason that would be in my memory banks. Like as if knowing what it was would say something about me. To be fair though, he was kind of primed with uh the are you straight question which was definitely poisoning the well a little bit. It doesn't really matter for the sake of the joke I'm trying to make. Your husband today can be someone's wife tomorrow. And oh my god, I have no fucking doubt about them.

[00:12:25]Look at that. That is huge. That's ridiculous. Those the fucking melons.

[00:12:29]Holy shit, dude. His ass was probably bigger than yours. I would have left, too. Like, I know my worth. I went gay after my last divorce. Both my ex-wives screwed me. I mean, if they were screwing you before you went gay, the signs were already there. Like, if you were just really into it, taking up the ass. Oh. Oh, he means like uh being fucked over, not fucked on. I get it. I get it. I know for a fact my new man won't play me. He has a job, health insurance, he has a trucks, likes sports, does projects with me around the house. It's basically like just dating like one of my friends already, but this one actually has sex with me, unlike all the other ones I've propositioned over the years. It's heaven. The sex is a little weird, though. I fucking forgot about this part, too. They get deep into the lore. We take turns being the woman.

[00:13:15]Oh, two switches, you know. So, a lot of variety you could be getting in there, I suppose. Our kink is dressing up and humiliating the other person, but on like alternate days, like you have like a schedule. Hell, set it up on a whiteboard. Formalize the whole thing, man. And it's nice you have that kind of trust with a partner where like you feel like you can both do this to each other in equal measure and then like still feel like really connected. Maybe it's even part of why you feel connected.

[00:13:38]Isaac fixed the rock wall from Victory Sports Official on Instagram.

[00:13:47]>> Hey, throw me up some tools.

[00:13:49]>> I got you.

[00:13:52]>> Damn, you got some grip strength on those, dude. Like you have to have a really strong like pelvic floor and just glute muscles in general to be able to manipulate it like that. Like not a lot of people know this. I think I've said it before, but like clenching your butthole is the pee faster button. Try it next time you're giving it a whiz.

[00:14:06]Don't do it too much though because apparently it can cause problems in your bladder if it's the only thing you do.

[00:14:11]But I'm not really sure like what is suddenly gay about this whole thing because like this is just incredibly practical when you don't have handsree.

[00:14:18]Like there's a stereotype about Filipinos that like we end up using our feet for a bunch of stuff. like we'll use it to close doors or close dishwashers or like maybe we might even catch something with it on the rare instance. Like as someone who does do that, I I don't feel that this is that far out of the realm of possibility.

[00:14:33]Like he catches tools with his ass and then like tosses it up to like his hand so that he can actually use the tools the way they were designed. Seems all pretty above board to me. For some reason on r/astronomy memes like we got an update on like what Alpha Centuri are doing. Alpha Centuri A and B I can only assume are really close to each other in like cosmological terms. It's all relative, I'm told. Just locking lips, making the fuck out. Or Proxima Centauri is in the foreground just drinking a bottle of sake, drunk as fuck on a Tuesday night, man. Top in quotes, church official says gay sex within the Vatican has never been worse. What?

[00:15:07]Dude, we got to get some sex coaches in there. The quality has gone down, man.

[00:15:11]Like, what are you talking about? Like, we This is like needs to be maintained as like a top priority. I hope they start having better sex. What a shame.

[00:15:18]I'd like to hear from a bottom official as well. We need both sides of the story.

[00:15:24]You need to talk to everybody involved to arrive at the thing closest to the truth. I agree with this. Anyways, that's all I got. That card I mentioned should be on screen now. Be sure to drop a like and subscribe with notifications on so you never miss an upload. Anyways, this has been quite and I'll see y'all next