Black offers a profound look at the survivalist roots of code-switching, turning a comedy skit into a serious lesson on systemic bias. His analysis masterfully bridges the gap between lived carceral experience and the way society misinterprets defensive behavior.
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Black Exposes Druski’s White Boy SkitAdded:
I responded to Drewuski. It went viral.
Like, I'm really him. This is what I do for real. I'm an angry black man in prison. I'm letting you know this how I FEEL.
>> GET HIM OFF ME. HELP.
>> RIGHT.
But I get messages on Instagram, right?
People saying, you know, all kinds of like, "I'm going to catch up to you and you motherfucker." And, you know, every once in a while though, periodically, I'll get a phone call from somebody.
Those are the ones that bother me because they're really brazen. But the other day I got a [ __ ] phone call. It was over the top and had me super concerned. Um, but just briefly, right?
And and and know I kind of just like whatever. I just kind of blew it off.
But I also understand that you got a [ __ ] call.
>> I I I had several calls, >> okay, >> about our our our previous interview.
>> And first, let me apologize to you. I didn't know that somebody was going to call you. Uh, I didn't know that the interview was going to go that big. I had no idea that my story was so um I don't even know the word. So so so amazing I guess to where >> upsetting >> upsetting to a lot of people. It did. It upset a lot of people. I didn't know this going to upset a lot of people. You got to figure I'm talking about stuff that happened in the 80s and 90. We're talking about 25 years ago. Um you know people dead gone they moved on. They you know transferred their life. But evidently >> that's not true cuz just like you >> some things don't have a statute of limitations.
>> They don't have a statute of limitation.
And I too, so let me apologize to you first by saying, you know, to reached out to you on my behalf as far as the interview. I didn't know I didn't know the interview was going to be, you know, I want to say this successful, but also this heartbreaking. Um the the phone calls I received several phone calls. Um I assume by the same person or persons and um they too like, "Listen, you know, your mother still lives in Southside St. Pete. Your mother's address is dot dot dot dot dot. your brother is, you know, you're you're we know. So, you need to backtrack those conversations. You need to pipe down a little bit and tell your story. You know, you right. You know, everybody know you're a living legend.
Everything you saying is true, but it's too true. So, back about them interviews and just tell your side. Don't tell the whole side. So, that was pretty liberating. So, you know what I For for the record, I do want to say for those who I did offend or the families that felt offended by the names and and the stories that were stated in our last and this is real. This is very real.
>> I do want to apologize for those who are offended because >> the people who have passed or or had got caught up in in the lifestyle that we all were living back then had, you know, passed on to the next life. And I spoke about things that people that are still alive were offended. So, I didn't mean to offend anybody, but again, I do want to say this for the record. Any interview I ever do, because I read the comments and they always say where they're from and what they do and what you wouldn't do and this. Listen, nobody gave you a platform. You got 84 followers. I'm confused. Why the [ __ ] you even talking about me? But everybody said, "Oh, well, if it was me, if it was me, well, where I'm from, you wouldn't do that." I go, "Fuck where you from?"
Nobody My disclaimer has always been the same. This is my I'm speaking on my experience, my life, where I grew up at.
This is me. Get you a platform and tell your little sorry ass story. You understand what I'm saying? Because at the end of the day, my hood ain't your hood ain't no harder than mine. And I'm not saying I'm the biggest, baddest gangster either. I'm not saying. But my brand, Black Label, comes off my lifestyle as being who I'm very stand up. I'm very um I'm a grown ass man, bro. You ain't going to play with me.
And that's just that. You know what I'm saying? My whole brand is uh um based off my lifestyle. So I'm not here pitching for Sprite. I'm not here pitching for, you know, Proctor and Gamble. I'm not here pitching for Johnson and Johnson. You're not going to see me holding a baby bottle lotion.
It's not what I'm here for. I'm here for the people who understand who I am, understand why my brand is the way my brand is, and understand the reason why you're booking me. Right? That's what this my story. So if you mad or offended about what God wrote for me, I can't say what I want to say. You don't understand what I'm saying, but with a a plan emoji.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Put put that a plan emoji in your mouth, partner. You feel what I'm saying? Because you're not going to change me. And if you want to be on a t-shirt about what I say, that's your choice. Cuz that's what it's going to be a lot of fish fries and mothers crying by playing with me. And I'm not saying for those who made the phone call. I'm talking about the people in the comments that say, "Oh, if I Oh, cracker, I slap the [ __ ] out you. I wish the [ __ ] you would.
>> I wish you would." BUT AGAIN, >> I thought the comments were good.
>> No, no. Comments are great. But again, I always, and this goes back to the phone call, me and you received, I only spoke about my circle, my friendship, my compatibility, my my uh novelty of being the only white guy in all black neighborhood and how wolves adapt to wolf style living. So for those who didn't live that or like um in one of the interviews we were talking about the n-word. You know who can and who can't say it again like this. I never said who owned it. I never said nothing about the nword. I I use it. I've said it. But again I'm only speaking from my exp. I ain't saying nobody gave me a pass. I ain't never say I was looking for no pass. I ain't never say I was going to the no. I'm speaking about me.
This my life. I can get on the platform and say what the [ __ ] I want to say when I get ready. And because it pissed you off, it's supposed to. You hate me because you can't be me. So if I was looking for attention, I'd be mad too cuz I GOT ALL THE LIGHTS ON ME. Go get your story. Tell your story. It's okay.
Find your platform. But don't be worried about what I do cuz at the end of the day, I'mma continue to do what I do.
I'mma pop my [ __ ] I'mma talk my [ __ ] You understand what I'm saying? But at the end of the day, I'm a brand walking talking black label, black label services. I they I get paid to kick ass.
It is what it is.
>> You see what I'm saying?
>> I hear you. I just think I'm just wondering what Kobe's Kobe's sitting there smiling.
>> But you know, people don't like that I'm so rough. People don't like that. Um I seem a bit detached from sensitivity to what the case. The reality of it is not everybody's got the same story. Every face has a different story. You could be white. I could see you in a grocery store. I don't have to say two words.
you look like a a distinguished, you know, white man. It's not my business to get in your face and ask you what the [ __ ] your story is. Cuz if you picking out cabbage and I'm picking out lettuce, why the [ __ ] if I'm worried about what the [ __ ] you sound like when you speak?
You got too much time on your hands. You need to go make some t-shirts.
>> Yeah. I >> Yeah, you need to find another route.
>> You know, a lot of people they don't put it like this. Like they obviously they didn't they weren't raised in the same environment you were like and obviously I wasn't either.
>> Correct. But it's funny because I I think about it like going to prison.
When I went to p 13 years in prison and I get out of prison, my buddies were constantly saying, you know, bro, you're like super aggressive. And and and I was and I used to say, well, I'm I'm assertive. I'm not aggressive.
Because I think of aggressive is like you're you're violent or you're me too.
You're going you could be violent. I'm like, I'm not going to be violent. I'm like, but to me, I was very much it, you know, when you first get to prison, you know, one of the things one of the guys told me was cuz I was always like, you know, oh, I really appreciate that. Or, hey, um, you you think I, you know, I I was very polite, please, thank you. I was very very I thought being respectful to everybody. Listen, I was raised by a strict Catholic woman. You were respectful to everyone whether you like them or not. That is just the way you you behave. Yes. But that was my it was upper middle class, right? And so when I go to prison, saying please and thank you means you're soft and and I had a little bit more bass in my voice. You know what I mean?
>> Cuz I don't have enough bass in my voice apparently. I sound too soft, right? You know, I'm already a a short a short white guy. So I'm already and I was at the medium initially. So people are already asking, "Do you need anything?"
>> Mind you, when we do these interviews, people only thinking about 2026. They're not thinking about 13 over a decade ago when it was really rocking and rolling.
>> 15 16 years ago, >> right? They don't understand right what 15 16 years caused was more violent. It was more hectic. It was less security.
It was less cameras. But go ahead. But I just want to draw that to the people's attention that today's prison is a little bit more softer than it was 15 years ago. But go ahead. Well, I was going to say is listen, I got guys like you imagine me um there's maybe on out of 1,800 inmates in the medium, there's maybe 30 white guys.
>> There's there's only and we're talking about 25 of them were there because they were making ice in a bathtub in a single wide somewhere. You know what I'm saying? Like I got nothing like they're missing half their teeth. You know what I mean? Like I got one or two other guys are there for like guns or whatever.
Like I got nothing in common with any of these guys. So I got guys already walking up to me, black guys walking up to me say, "You need anything? I got you some tennis shoes. I got you. No, I'm good. I'm good. Thank you. I realized right away, you better throw some bass in your voice. You better stop saying please. I had a guy tell me, you got to stop saying please and thank you, bro.
It's soft. I'm like, well, I'm just being polite. They're like, exactly.
It's it's too it's you're soft. They already think you're soft.
>> So, you know, so I had to you kind of have to you have to get just rougher.
You have to get become less soft and be a little bit more assertive of a person.
So, but I kept that. And when I got out of prison, I even though I tried desperately, I I really tried to soften everything I was saying. I'm gonna give you an example.
And in my mind, I look back on it and I think it's like, bro, you are crazy.
>> I was working at a gym while I was in the halfway house.
>> I know it's going. Have you heard this?
>> Yeah. Go ahead.
>> Have you heard the same story?
>> No, but I I I I was working at um You Fit behind Tampa. Um but go ahead. It's funny cuz I can relate.
>> Well, I'm sitting there and you know, everybody knows I this guy just got out of prison. Now, I own I know the owner, so he luckily he let me work there like 80 hours a week and kind of played interference, right? Like if I had to go visit my mom, he he he'd say I had to go pick up some gym equipment, but but most of the time I was there and he trusted me. So, he could leave and go go eat or go do whatever he wanted to do and he knew somebody was there. It paid me minimum wage, which I was thankful for.
To this day, I'm thankful. I appreciate it. But, I'm mopping. I'm cleaning toilets, bro. I'm I'm washing out the showers like I'm doing, you know, grunt work. But there was this one chick, Leanne. Leanne was like, she's probably like 60 years old, great shape. And she was one of the trainers and and uh salespeople. And so one day, and I used to go with my bag lunch every day when you leave the halfway house, they give you a bag lunch. It's a baloney sandwich or peanut butter and jelly and then and it's got, you know, and you've got your little whatever, a little juice or something. Yeah. Yeah. And some potato chips. I'm good with that. I'm okay. I like bologna. Everybody hates bologna sandwiches. I love bologna sandwiches.
You put some mayo on it and some some mustard. So, um, I had my sandwiches.
She was going to get to lunch and she goes, "Matt," she goes, "let let me, uh, what do you want for lunch?" And I went, "No." I said, "I'm good. I got a I got a bags lunch." She goes, "I've been eating it." She didn't see me eat this [ __ ] for four months, three months. And she goes, "You always eat eat that." She said, "What? Let's get get a sandwich. Get a sandwich. We're going to Jimmy John's."
I'm like, "No, I'm I'm I'm okay. I got the bag of lunch." She goes, "Matt," she goes, "It's it's" She goes, "Let me get you Jimmy John's." And I went, "Let I didn't know." And everybody's looking at me odd cuz I kept saying, "No, no, no, no. I'm good." I mean, they're all like, "Bro, get a sandwich." And I'm like, >> and keep in mind, I'm trying to save as much money as I I I got out with 300 bucks that another inmate gave me.
>> I went into super Walmart. Super Walmart. I'd never been in a super I'd never been in a Walmart.
>> So, you could imagine the life I'm living compared to what I'm living now.
Right. By the way, I my entire wardrobe was made up with $300 from Walmart, which you could do. I had a pretty decent wall uh uh wardrobe. So, but I'm sitting there and I looked at her and you so everybody's looking at me funny.
I looked at her. I went I said, "Listen, Leanne." I went, "If you want to get me a sandwich," I said, "Out of the goodness of your heart," I said, "That's fine." I said, "But if you're expecting that in a week," I said, "Well, no." One of the things I said, I said, "Well, I don't really have any money." She goes, "Matt," she goes, "tine. I'll buy I'll pay for the sandwich. And I went and so when she said that I was everybody's looking at me and I was like and I went listen Leanne if you want to buy me a sandwich out of the goodness of your heart and that in a week from now when I get paid you don't expect me to buy you a sandwich. I said or you expect me to pay for the repay you for the sandwich.
If you're simply buying me a sandwich out of the goodness of your heart and at no time in the future you expect me to actually reciprocate in any way. I said then I'll take a sandwich. I said, "Because I'm trying to save all the money I can and and I'm okay. I have a bag lunch and I'll eat the bag lunch."
And she looked at me and she went and you see everybody was looking at me like, "This dude's insane." And then she went, "I'm going to get you a sandwich.
You don't have to pay me back." And I went, "Okay, well then I'll get whatever you think uh a ham sandwich or something." She goes, "I got I got you."
And she bought the ham sandwich and everything. But that's the mindset because in prison if somebody says if you say, "Hey, man." And you don't say thank you or please. You go, yo, bro, let let me get it's, oh, I hate that.
Let me get So, at first I thought it was super rude. Now it seems natural. Yo, let let me let me get some coffee. Let me get a couple scoops of coffee. Like, how [ __ ] rude is that, bro? I mean, but now that seems normal. If somebody said that to me, I wouldn't even think he was being offensive at all. But I thought it was so offensive initially.
So, let me get some coffee. Let me just give you some coffee. Cuz here's what happens. He gives you a couple scoops of coffee. And then four days later, when it's time to go to com, they go, "Yo, bro. Uh uh, don't forget you owe me a bag of coffee." a bag of coffee. You gave me two scoops of coffee, >> right?
>> Like there's [ __ ] 40 bags 40 scoops of coffee in that in a bag of ki. Like what are you talking about?
>> Right.
>> No, no, no. He he expects because you because you didn't go in up front saying, "Hey, can I get some coffee?"
>> Now, if you don't know if you know him, it's okay, right? Like you guys share maybe, right? But if you don't really know the guy, you don't know what's going to come back. You don't know. And they'll throw that [ __ ] Even if he says, "No, bro. You don't owe me nothing. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. We're cool. We're we're good. you know, we're room we're we're we're um whatever. We're neighbors or we're in the same we're good. Let me tell you, you know what still happens three months later when he asked you for something, you go, "No, bro. I can't I can't." No, I know you got in your thing. No, I I know about it. I'm going to I'm going to have that later tonight or I need that. Oh, okay. But when you wanted that bag of coffee, when you wanted those cups cups of coffee, you come to me for coffee. Then they just they're child. They're children. They throw each other [ __ ] in each other's face. And so, you have to be on guard all the time. You have to be harsh. You have to only look out for you because nobody's looking out for you. And you become this [ __ ] harsh, what seems aggressive or at the very least assertive person when you get out of prison. So, I can imagine go living in the environment you lived in and going in and out of prison, you become kind of what most people would think is just you're kind of a dick, right? I'm not a dick. I'm looking out for me because nobody else nobody's looking out for me. And I know that that's the one thing I always think clearly now is that nobody is going to look out for you like you. So don't expect so if you do something for somebody and they [ __ ] you over. That's your fault. That's it's my fault. I [ __ ] gave you $200 bucks.
You said you're going to pay me back.
You didn't pay me back. That's my fault.
It's not your fault. I shouldn't have given you the $200 to begin with. And if I give you the $200, I need to expect that you're not going to give it back.
I'm not going to get angry with you or try and get even with you cuz then next thing you know you're getting another [ __ ] charge or you're going back to prison or something stupid. And so I just think everything's my fault. So everything >> that's my fault is one of my best coping thoughts to avoid prison nowaday. I don't care myself. I don't care myself.
No Billy badass. I don't wear s on my chest, bro. I just know I can handle business when my business needs to be handled. I'm a grown ass man. If I felt threatened or disrespected, I'mma handle my business right then. I say that to say this, there's a lot of information and material to bounce off what you just said. But um if I do, if you say, "Hey, you know, black, can I borrow $200? I give you back on Tuesday." In my mind, I'm going to give you this $200 and I asking for [ __ ] back. If you bring it to me, good, man. I appreciate you. If not, bro, I I gave it to you. Two things going to happen. You going to stop [ __ ] with me, which means I bought you for $200 to leave me the [ __ ] alone for the rest of your life. And I'm okay with that, right?
>> Or I gave it to you. You know what I'm saying? You gave it back and we can move on with the friendship. Either which way.
>> And you know, you know you owe me the $2. I shouldn't have to come.
>> Right. I should have Absolutely.
>> You came to me to get it, >> right? You come to me and then >> I shouldn't have to chase, >> man. You want that little ass $200, man.
That little pet ass $200.
>> Now I know who you are.
>> But no, that wasn't paid when you needed it. [ __ ] get my money. You don't goddamn money. But I'm not going to jail behind it, bro. And they ain't like, I'm no [ __ ] You took nothing from me. I just literally spent $200 to get you the [ __ ] out my face for the rest of my life. And I'm all right with that. Yeah.
>> I bought you, so I'm cool. I ain't tripping. You know what I'm saying? Oh.
Um, one of my outings when I came home from prison, it was a bar. You know, I've always done security. So, it was a white bartender. We had a white like EDM event. They booked me to do the security. So, what the case may be. So, I went to the bar to ask her for some water. So, I leaned over. I said, you know, the bar's long. So, I'm like I'm on the edge letting you know I'm not a participant. You see my my black label t-shirt. So, I get her attention. She goes, she said, "Hey, what can I get you?" I said, "Can I get a bottle of water?" She said, "Oh my god, you're aggressive. you're getting cut off.
I said, "No, I'm saying the music is loud. It's an EDM concert. You know, it's boom boom boom." So I said, "No, I'm not drinking. I'm I'm part, you know, I'm security. I just like a bottle of water." Adam, Adam, come get him.
He's belligerent. He's aggressive.
>> So the bar back, he comes down. It's white guy. So again, I'm leaning over the bar say, "Hey, you know, I work here. I just need, you know, a bottle of water." Man, why the [ __ ] do you talk like that? You're aggressive. I'm not giving you nothing. Swear to God, bro. I I I don't see it. I don't see it.
>> I don't Yeah. To me, I I All I'm hearing is you need a bottle of water.
Absolutely. I'll get your >> That's it. I wasn't a [ __ ] no nothing. I just need a bottle of water.
Work him. I'm thirsty. So, the aggression I get that with some women that I date. Um we'll have a discussion.
Say we have I don't know maybe there we say argument, right? And the argument ensues. It could be she's wrong, I'm wrong, I don't know the case may be, but it's all you're so aggressive and you're this and you. No, I'm passionate about defending my character because you trying to tear it down and because two people argue, you know, they they try to raise the voice to get one over on the other. I'm not trying to con convince you of being apologetic. I'm saying you're wrong. I have a passion about when I'm speaking about myself. I'm not being aggressive. Just happens I got muscles and now my neck sticking out and [ __ ] A person would assume that I'm trying to kill you. I'm telling you, it's not that serious. I'm not trying to hurt you. I'm not violent. I'm not aggressive. I'm passionate about defending my character because you're wrong. What the [ __ ] Just sit down.
Shut the [ __ ] up and say you accountability, right?
>> So, coming out of prison and having that aggression like you said or are or dismissing a a a human um compatible moment in the moment and say, "Hey, I'll buy you a sandwich." I see you eating like [ __ ] You know, you good person with a I'm just buy you a sandwich. You over here aggressively, not aggressively, but arguing, "I don't want to salvage cuz [ __ ] IF YOU COME BACK, I CAN'T PAY it back to you." And now it's going to be a bigger problem. Like, you [ __ ] with my mind. and just leave me alone. I'm okay. But every face has a story. She don't know you've been to prison. These people don't know I've been to prison for 15 years.
>> She She does, but but she doesn't know.
She's never been to prison.
>> That's what I'm saying. So, you don't understand the rules and mentality. So, even still to this day when people, you know, talk about, you know, black label and stuff like this or some of the, you know, um when me and women date and stuff, I hate that they use the word aggression. I'm not going to hurt you, lady. I'm not going to whoop your ass.
No, none of that. Like, what the [ __ ] Yeah, I'm I'm too old to be aggressive.
I'm walking away because there's nothing worth me going being in front of a judge again. I can never be in front of a judge again.
>> So, they don't understand when it comes to um that that's out of being passionate or being assertive or just like I'm a man. For me, the the ideology of a man isn't because I work on cars or I cut the grass or I take the trash out.
Those are gender roles. I'm a man because I'm I'm accountable. I'm responsible. You understand what I'm saying? I go to work. I make my own money. I take care of myself. You know, if I owe you, I'mma pay you. If I offended you, I'm apologize to you.
That's what men do. They take accountability, you know. So, anyways, long story short, getting back to what you were saying about the sandwich, right? People don't understand in prison, when you go to prison and you walk into your room, if there's a snack on your pillow, you're right. So, if there's a snack on your pillow, for those who are watching who don't understand prison politics, especially when you're white, that that it's going to sound so I don't even know how to say this algorithm. Just say you say it and I'll worry about the algorithm. Yeah. Yeah.
>> In prison, the story is all white boys got [ __ ] >> Oh god, that's horrible.
>> It is terrible. So you're already going in with the ideology that somebody here is going to >> take your virginity on the backside.
>> Right.
>> Right. So, if you're white and you go into the sale and there's a um a zoom zoom, a wham wham, a honey bun, a Snickers on your pillow and you think that this is just a gesture of welcome home and you eat it, whoever left it there is going to come back and they want it Yeah.
>> from the back.
>> Yeah. So, I already knew this cuz the hostile environment I grew up in, you know, in my neighborhood, we hear stories. So, when I first came in, it was probably about the third day. No, it was after the the the phone when I slapped the dude in the face with the phone. We went to the hole.
>> So, we we cleared all that. So, I come back out >> and it's like the third day of me being back out on the compound >> and um there's a honey bun on my pillow and mind you, I'm on the top tier. You know, you know, the TVs was on the rail.
Yeah. So, my giving an idea of like I can see the TV so everybody can see the sale.
>> Yeah. So, I go in there. I see the honey bun. Bro, my mind's so [ __ ] up, bro.
You know, I'm I'm I'm a great I'm I'm I'm this going to sound bad. I'm an angry black man in prison. You understand what I'm saying? Like, I'm so I got 15 years. I come from this crime real environment. You understand what I'm saying? I grew up, you know, amongst wolves. And so, now I'm a wolf. So, you know, I I I I shed I got, you know, hair. I'm a wolf. I got fang. So, I already knew what this is going to partake in. So I'm saying to myself, I don't have [ __ ] for anybody on this compound and I'm not going to be seen as that. So I go in the sale, I get the honey bun off the pillow. I go back on top tier with my foot up on the rail. I peel the honey back, the honey bun rapper slowly cuz I'm trying to get [ __ ] attention. So I go to eating the honey bun in front of everybody, >> right?
>> On the top tier.
>> Yeah. Come get your [ __ ] honey.
>> Yeah. Come get your honey bun. Cuz this is like that's a a silent gesture. So is me eating the honey bun cuz [ __ ] whoever put it up here I want you to know I'm eating this honey bun cuz you know what's going to happen after this right? So I eat the honey bun. So about 20 minutes later hell I forgot about it to be honest with you. So I'm in the sale and um I just took a piss. So I took the flat back down, open up the door. This dude, he steps in. I got to change names unfortunately because of the phone call.
>> You know what I'm saying? I I don't want no repercussions. But the person, one of the people who I did get a phone call was from my childhood friend who was part of, you know, the story that I'm telling. And I do want to get to him in a second. But we getting back to this honey bun on the pillow. So the dude's name was Ray. Let's use Ray. So he comes in, black dude. He comes in. He's from Mississippi.
I already heard stories of Ray during state time. So I know Ray is a booty bandit.
>> You know what a booty bandit is. So in his mind, I'm a white dude. You know, he ain't really understand the the the politics was going on about me. Cuz right now the prison's in an uproar about me. You know what I'm saying? With the black car and the n-word and all this other neck [ __ ] So he like, "Yeah, uh, I seen you eating that honey bun." I said, "Shit, you and everybody else did." He talking about, "Yeah, well, uh, I'mma close the door and you know what's going to happen next?" I said, "You right." He said, "Oh, okay. So you already know what's going on." I like, "Yeah, I do. I do know what's about to happen. He said, "All right." So he closed the door, man. Next thing you know, PAT. GET HIM OFF ME. HELP. HELP. I got him beating the [ __ ] out. I'm pulling his I'm pulling his clothes down in the cell. I'm trying to pull his clothes down in the cell cuz you not [ __ ] me, champ. Mind you, I'm pulling his clothes down as a threat. I'm not going to. But I'm letting you know this how I feel. Like, you know, like I'm I'm a big dude at this time. You understand what I'm saying? So he put the honey bun in there. I ate his honey bun. He think he f to come booty band at me. I'm in the cell beating him up, taking the draws off his ass. I'm Yeah, we doing No, we switching this up. So, at this point, everybody in the priest, they like in the pot, they going crazy.
They're like, man, this [ __ ] cracker is crazy. This cracker done lost his damn money. So, it's they mad, but they laughing like, "Bro, y'all can't stop this man." So, my partner, I can't say no names, unfortunately. So, he was the one who gave me a call, but he also is the one who is one of my good friends.
>> Is he in the unit?
>> He's in the unit. And um he's short and stocky like you like his pull-up game, he probably did I think 66 pull-ups straight.
>> Jeez.
>> 80. It gives you an idea like he >> I did 66 pull-ups.
>> Yeah. Straight. He every compound he goes to, he's the pull-up king. So, he end up getting I think uh they they awarded him or something for for doing as many pull-ups as possible. I'm trying to find this picture of him real quick.
But long story short, he's in there arguing with the people like, "Listen, y'all, if y'all want to fight him, go ahead." Right? But y'all going to do it oneonone. He is part of, you know, he grew up with us. Um, you know, everything he do and say is not an act.
That's who he is.
So they was like, "Listen, you know, we going to beat him up." This, that, and the third for, you know, he he using the nword. So they like, listen, he using the N word because he part of us. He He not using the N word trying to be cool.
Like he ain't one of them um you know cool ass want to be down ass you know crackers. He he really had you know the choppers. He really had the bursts. He really had the jury. He really was out there you know moving weight [ __ ] [ __ ] He really didn't tell on nobody. So I'm not saying that that y'all can't be offended by him using the n-word in prison. What I am saying is y'all not going to jump him and run him off the yard. If y'all want to get a one-on-one with him, I'll sit out there and watch y'all get a one-on-one. But y'all not [ __ ] with him like that.
And if y'all do think that y'all gonna jump and run off the yard, then everybody gonna get into it.
>> You You want to send the picture later?
>> Yeah, I'm gonna have to cuz it's taken away from the um we can you know, right?
>> So he called me was like, "Listen, you know, it's great to tell your story. You know, our story he he you know, too is a gangster and you know, he he bought he bought that life. So he said, "Hey, listen. You know, the story is great.
It's phenomenal. You know, like we really deserve, you know, a Netflix split documentary. We really deserve, you know, a series. Like the [ __ ] is just unremarkable by what we get. He was 15 years old. 16 years old. I swear to God, the man had a quarter million cash at 16 years old.
>> This man is the originator of street car like like racing cars. This man had a SS Cutless or Monte Carlo. You know, when you tub it out, you take all the extra metal and stuff, you know, you you make it real light. This man took over $100,000. I ain't talking about on a paint job. No, I'm talking about just customizing this to race it at 16 years old. Listen what I'm saying. This is what we're doing with our money, >> right?
>> This man has every bit of 150 $175,000 in cash at 16 17 years old in in our in Harbordale in Southside St. Pete. So when you have that much money doing at at 16 years old when you're supposed to be riding bicycles and watching cartoons after I just be trying to put the mindset of the people who haven't lived this because I read the comments on YouTube. I read the comments on Instagram. They're like, "Oh, that didn't happen." And and this and that and if that was that we're talking about pre- era of Wi-Fi. We're talking about pre- era of surveillance. We're talking about pre- era of, you know, how hard FBI and CIA were. They don't understand that those times the people who are in the comments at 30 years old.
>> Yeah. They don't know a life without without social media and and a camera on every single corner.
>> They So, >> it's funny. I was talking to Colby about a Netflix series that's on right now.
>> Bro, the cops don't even This is in New Orleans, by the way. The cops don't even have to do anything. Everything that happens on this series, you know how they solve it? Cameras. They're like, "Oh, we got the such and such camera.
Oh, here he is right here. Oh, there's I know there's a camera on these four stores." They go talk to those stores.
They go, "Oh, that's his picture." They take his picture. They send it around the police station. Some cop comes back and goes, "Oh, that's that's D boy. I know who he I address. His real name is Johnson such and such." And it's over, right? It's over. Like, every episode is solved that way. These guys don't know a time when that didn't happen. That's why I'm not arguing in the comments and back for I'm not going to be that psychological to wake up and start arguing with people on social media. But some of the some of the comments they have to be addressed because listen y'all are only 32 years old talking about what you didn't do or what's not believable in the 80s and 90s before the terrorist attack in 2001.
There was >> no police cameras on nothing. So getting away with murder is was very easily >> done with no problem.
>> Yeah. You could go do a drive by shooting in a neighborhood, drive off and >> you didn't have Ring cameras on every freaking door in the 80s and 90s.
>> Now you'd be you'd be I don't know. You I don't even know how anybody gets away with I don't even think anybody The only way anybody doesn't get get away with stuff anymore is if the cops are just so overwhelmed with their current case load, they just can't get to this because nobody got killed in this thing.
Somebody took a couple shots at you.
They didn't hit you. I'm not going to spend the next three days chasing down the the cameras. I got other c I got other cases. That's the only way is they're overwhelmed. That's it.
>> Because they just you can't get away with anything. You can't rob a 7-Eleven and think you're going to you're going to get away. They'll be at your [ __ ] house in two days.
>> That's right. So, I'm not Again, some of the things I did want to come back when you asked me to come back and do a part two with the phone call and initiated again, you know, for your family and stuff, man. I apologize. I didn't know that this was going to be this big. I had no clue. But it it's it's very documental. Um, you know, I I just threw away whole stacks of paper like two months before. It's crazy. I've been carrying, you know, all my literature around for so long. My whole case transcripts and everything for the last 25 years. Just been, you know, in the closet everywhere I move to. My house is finally I'm getting ready to move from Cincinnati, you know, back to Florida.
So, I'm like, man, I just got rid of a bunch of stuff and I threw all this cuz it didn't matter. My case is over. Um, I'm not fighting. There's no more appeals or nothing. I don't have nothing to prove. You know, I'm in my 40s. I don't have to I don't hang in circles where I got to do a paper. I can, >> right?
>> But I'm so legendary.
I'm so legendary. I'm so legendary. Two things that people going to say, I ain't on nobody paperwork and I ain't never [ __ ] no man in prison. And I'm saying to those who not watching, that's very important for 15 years. That has to be said because people watch TV and they watch media and they think that, you know, whatever Netflix put on the TV about prison, that's what's going on.
That's not what's going on cuz not everybody in prison is the same. Like in society, not everybody is the same person in society. So, and I'm not saying you, let me take you out the equation. I want to say you. For those who might come into the prison and might, you know, have to get booty benalized. That might be what you had to do. That's not going to be my story.
>> You you listen the the c the Snickers bar. So, guys, guys would say to me, this is what I get out like, you know, your my buddies who haven't been to prison. Good point. Go ahead.
>> They would say they would always go, "Well, what what what's the difference between the medium security prison and and the low?" And I go, the easiest way to explain it is I said, "If you walk into your cell in the medium and somebody's put a Snickers bar on your pillow," I go, "Don't eat it."
And I and I and then they go, "Well, what about the low?" I go, "If you walk in your cell in the low and there's a Snickers." And he goes, "You're like, yeah." I go, "You can eat it. Nobody's going to Nobody Nobody's going to do nothing. It's super soft."
>> I said, "There it it's soft. Nobody's going to do nothing." And they're like, "What is the What is the Snickers bar?"
And you know, It's to get the sweet back, right? We want the sweet back, right?
>> But I I was so funny cuz they don't understand. And then I was going to say what real quick. This is a quick quick story real quick. I was a GED tutor.
>> Um and I think I've told I've told this remember I So I was with my buddy Zack.
Remember one I said is in jail right now.
>> He was a GED tutor. He was like number one and I think he made $75 a month and I and I made like 35. I was number two.
>> Right. And but we got a Oh, we were in the SLD.
This is the where they put you if you failed the GED where you just can't even take it, right?
>> They put you in this class. If you get like 200 hours in this class, then you don't you get an exemption.
>> So, you don't have to take your GED. So, this is the class we're teaching these guys like how to count money, >> right?
>> Um, you know, little things just how to even get by in society. But, some of these guys were just lazy, bro. Um, but I remember this one guy used to walk in every He'd do this maybe once a week.
He'd walk in and everybody knew he'd do it. He'd walk in, he'd take a Snickers bar and I'd be at my little desk. He'd walk in, he'd put a Snickers bar on the corner and everybody laugh and I go, "Get the [ __ ] out of here, but what are you doing?" And he go he go and he take he'd take you, "You don't want it?" And I go, "No, I'm good." He'd take it. I was at the medium, too.
>> Right.
>> And everybody laugh.
>> Um, and so one day he walked in, you know, he's a big guy. He'd walk in, slip, slip the Snickers, and everybody sticking. And I grabbed the Snickers, opened it, and took a bite of the Snickers. And look, he What? What the [ __ ] Cox? What the [ __ ] bro? Like, it's it's a joke. And now I'm eating the Snickers. I He's like, "You owe me a [ __ ] Snickers, man." I mean, just like a little kid, >> right?
>> But I mean, just everybody [ __ ] dying. They're like, "You gave it to him, bro. You gave it like >> But I mean, you know, it's just it's it's, you know, it's but the the thing with the like when I got the low." Yeah.
Nobody know. the stickers thing is, you know, and and in federal prison, >> it was funny in federal prison, like in the state, the guys from the state would come into, you know, they do their state bid and then they come into federal prison, have to do five years or 10 years or something and they would walk in and start telling state stories, >> bro, my stomach would [ __ ] start get my stomach would start doing flips. I've been after I've been in the low four or five years and got I remember this guy Appalonia came in and started telling stories, >> bro, made me sick to my [ __ ] stomach.
I was just like, "Fucking thank God I don't [ __ ] I haven't committed any state crimes. I could never go to [ __ ] state prison." And they'd always be like, "Yeah, you'd be all right." I'm like, "I don't think so. I don't think so." Um, and >> I told you, did I tell the one guy I said when I first got arrested, >> bro? I'm gonna stop talking after this, but you keep reminding me. I think you'll find this funny. When I first got arrested, my lawyer comes to me and she's like, "Okay, here you're you're pleading to this and I'm signing everything to plead." And one of the things she said, "They want you to plead to she it's constructive possession." I go, "What? I didn't have a gun." And she goes, "Well, your girl," she found a receipt. And I went, "My girlfriend, who was ex-military at the time, had a weapon that she had a receipt for that she bought." I said, "I never saw the gun. I never touched the gun." I said, "It got stolen during a it was a burglary or a robber." I said, "It got stolen. or and she was like, she's like, "Matt, what does it matter there? It's all going to be running at the same time. What does it what does it matter?"
I was like, "All right." She's just sign. It's not a big deal. Okay. Can you imagine if I sign for a gun? So, I did sign, right?
>> Got back to the unit. I happened to be talking. There's a one guy who'd been to the feds, black, big black guy. He'd been to the [ __ ] pin and everything.
He sat there and he goes, "Uh," and he said, "What would you sign all your shit?" I said, "Yeah." I said, "I signed it." Would your lawyers say, "Ah, nothing." I said, "You know, they had me signed for a [ __ ] gun. Constructive possession of a gun." I said, "I didn't even have a gun." Me, too.
>> And he looked at me and he goes, >> looked me up and down. He goes, "Cox, you was on the run, right?" And I went, "Yeah." He goes, "How much time she say you're looking at?" And I was like, "10 like like 10 or 12 years." That's what I thought I was going to get, right?
>> And she's like, he goes, "And is this your first you in category one?" I said, "No, man. I I was one I was I was on probation for another fraud and then I took off on the run committ.
I said I'm on like catey three.
>> And he looked at me and went and you just signed for a gun. I went, "Yeah."
He goes, "And you getting over 10 years?" I was like, "Right." He goes, "You're going to go to the pin." And I went, "What?" He goes, "You're going to go to a pin." He said, "And you know what, Cox?" He said, "I I'm sure you could take care of yourself. You're going to get in the pen." And I looked at him and I went and I looked at I was, "Well, you're wrong about that. You're wrong." I said, "I can't take care of myself. I can't take care of myself at all." I said, "I can't go to bed." He goes, "You better call your [ __ ] lawyer."
>> Right?
>> He said, "Cuz once she hands that paperwork in," he said, "It's going to be almost impossible to take it back."
[ __ ] you never seen anybody. I ran down those my little feet didn't touch the little right down the [ __ ] stairs. Ran boom. Got the phone. Boom.
Boom. Left a message cuz she didn't answer the phone. Like, absolutely not.
I'll go to [ __ ] trial on that [ __ ] [ __ ] bullshited. Went [ __ ] crazy.
I'll put my [ __ ] girlfriend in the stand. She'll explain that I never had the gun. Listen. 3 4 days later, my lawyer shows up and says, "Listen, I called. Calm down. I didn't turn it in for it's over. You're not pleading guilty to it." But terrified.
>> It it changes that that that uh the construction possession changes everything.
>> Think about it. I wouldn't have gotten our DAP.
>> That's what it did to me. It it gave me no even when they started giving the um the cuts the Obama law and all that. I got none of it. None of it. Let me tell you. And I I I just >> Trump that signed that into law.
>> It was Trump >> the the the First Step Act.
>> The First Step? No. I was out.
>> Oh, you mean >> Obama back when they changed the claw?
You know why they didn't give me the law claw?
>> No. Because of the gun?
>> No. I had been fighting my case proate.
I got all mine myself. I got all the way up to the United States Supreme Court myself digging hard as [ __ ] because y'all over sentenced me with the constructive possession of fire. I never had this firearm, bro. Right.
>> So, I fought this for like 13 years.
>> So, like 18 months before I get to the door, they finally rule on it. You know what the ruling was? And I also updated it with the claw and gave them, you know, justification of why I need to be released. LA. So, the people came back and said that you exercise your right not to cooperate with you. United States government. In doing so, the United States government also exercised their rights by enhancing you for constructive possession and not cooperating. Big words. Not cooperating with the United States government. That's why we denied your case. You'll remain in custody >> for not cooperating with the United States government. Stuck me with another five years. Constructed possession of a firearm. Bro, I hate that [ __ ] I I I listen I knew a guy.
>> No RDAP. No early >> You never had How did they put the gun on you? Somebody just said you had the gun?
>> No, they the the guns that they were talking about is in my case. The guns I had sold him, right?
>> That's not constructed possession. That was possessed. I sold it. You know what I'm saying? That wasn't in furtherance of truck. The gun they found was in a car that was parked on the street. They had no ties to me. It was just, you know, how your house is here and the road is here. So, it's parked on your side of the curb. It's not in the yard or nothing. So, they went in the car.
It's unlocked. They found a gun. I don't know if they found a gun or not. I I don't know.
>> Right.
>> Um my some guys out of my case were going to trial. They was forced to go to trial because how much their background, you know, back then. I don't know how they do it now. 30 years. Why not go to trial?
>> Why not go to trial? Cuz 30 years in life is the same. You're already 40 some years old. You getting out of 70 anyway.
So back then you were forced to go to trial. So there was they wanted me to, you know, testify on their case. So two weeks before they go to trial, they come and ask me about, you know, testifying.
I'm like, "No." They like, "All right, well, we got something for you." So they come back two weeks, it was like se September, October, something like that. Um, they superseded indicted me.
um 924C constructed possession of a firearm saying that you was in somewhere category where you had drugs or possessed drugs and a gun was in legal reach under constructive possession.
>> Right.
>> So they gave me five more years for not cooperating.
>> Yeah. I knew a guy that got uh he got hit with it. The gun technically the gun is it's it's should be during the course of whatever that crime is. They found gun they and he had a gun but he bought it for you or he had it because you couldn't have it on you. That's construction presentation. I know a guy that I think I want to say he got enhanced for a gun because >> even though he did some drug deals over here and like 12 miles away they found a gun in his closet >> in the back of his like I didn't have that weapon.
>> It never it never it never took place.
>> Right. And it's supposed to be because you're protecting your drugs during the course of like this whole sale.
>> That's what it is. Right.
>> But it was not It never right >> and then it's like go to trial then [ __ ] I want to go to trial.
>> So another big thing they I think they had done away with this while I was in there but for a long time they was um doing what's known as ghost dope.
>> So so say you know I know you you know me.
>> They're still ghost dope.
>> Really? They still doing that?
>> I'm almost positive. Yeah.
>> That's crazy. So what they do is um you you you have a case now you're trying to get out of case. So you come tell me I'm your friend like hey you know u my my uh my contact guy you know he work for the cartel. Long story short I was getting my [ __ ] from him. They [ __ ] him. So he knows there's a warehouse got 50 keys in it. You know what I mean? Just come with me. We're gonna go, you know, in into this storage unit that has 50 keys in it. You know what I mean? So I'm like, "Okay, great." You know, and you be like, "Well, you know, grab a couple guys. You know, we're all going to go in there. You know, we got a gun or whatever." You know, it's cartel. Oh yeah, [ __ ] it. I grab a couple guns. So now you done implemented me. I done went and got two more people. So now it's four of us because you already have a case I'm not aware of. You done brought me a case talking about 50 keys. We go into the warehouse.
expecting the 50 keys. There's no 50 keys. There was never 50 keys. It was just conspiracy to talk about 50 keys being robbed for. Then when I go to court, the judge sentences me to life in prison over 50 keys that was never [ __ ] there.
>> Right.
>> That's ghost though. So they were doing a lot of that [ __ ] back then. I don't know if they still do it, but that's >> Yeah. I don't think they're doing that anymore. That's a I think they called it like a reverse sting. Um the DEA got or is it the ATF got so I think it was one of the two got in trouble for it cuz they ended up setting it the the case that I think stopped that happened while I was in prison. I want to say 2015.
There was a kid that was like he had like an 80 IQ. And so some somebody gets busted. He tells the cops I I got a guy that'll rob a wants to rob a place. So he goes and finds this kid who's never been in trouble. got he's like 18, 19 years old, never had a job.
He stays at home, plays video games, not all that bright. He convinces him, tells him, "Can you get a gun?" Oh, and brings, sorry, brings uh brings a undercover with him, and they convince him. They say, "Get a gun. Go get a badge so that you have a badge, and we're going to go kick in the door to this drug house and rob these guys. We don't even think anybody's in there, but we'll have guns and a badge and we'll kick it in. You just have to come with us.
>> Right.
>> And so the kid when they show up, he does have he does find a gun. Keep in mind he's got no vehicle. He goes to his grand they say, "Can you get a gun?" He says, "Yeah." He goes to his grandfather's house and gets like a 1940 revolver or something. Doesn't even have a pen in it. It doesn't fire.
>> Doesn't have bullets. Nothing.
>> They said, "Did you get the badge?" He says, "No, I don't I don't have I couldn't find a badge. Where am I going to find a badge? I don't have any money.
And they said, "Don't worry, we got you a badge." They give him a badge. Then they're driving to the house and as they drive to the house, they're talking about robbing the house. They get up to the house. The cops pull up and they stop him and they yank him out of the house or maybe they got out of the car.
Whatever it was, they had a full discussion and he got charged with robbing this house with who knows how much dope is or whatever he thought was in it. But the truth is that there was total coercion, right? like I'm playing video games. You came to me. I didn't have a badge. I didn't have a working gun. I didn't like they completely convince him to do this all so that they can bust him. And then they try and give him like 20 years, right?
>> And he's like, I'm sitting on my couch like you guys basically said there was a house with a bunch of money in it and nobody's there. We were going to kick in the door and take the money. That's a robbery. Like it's a it's a burglary maybe even. And >> so uh at that case was so egregious they finally stopped. And of course they looked at it also. So they looked at like 5 years earlier they had done like let's say 50 bus then the next year they'd done like 350 then it was like 1,500 then that year they'd done like 3,000 of these because it was so easy >> and they're just smashing. So but you're you're finding people that like this kid has an 80 IQ. He can barely read. He didn't graduate high school. Like he's >> and most of the people in my neighborhood are just that person, you know. Um you know they've been here their whole life. They don't have no education. Um, everybody's starving. So, it's easy to go into these crime environments and find your mark because everybody's starving looking for the next payout. So, if I promise you 50 keys, if I promise you $100,000 of free cash, you're coming. This is a no-brainer. This is uh psychology 101 and the DEA and their law enforcement.
They're trained to to spot this and see this. So that's why it's so easy to go into, you know, our neighborhoods that are crime r and and less, you know, uh, habitatated with money and, you know, federal.
We're going to get our mark every time.
This is, like you said, it's been going on for 30 years. It goes from, you know, uh, two bus to 10 bus to 15 B. Now we're getting a 3,000 bus in six months.
Nobody's going to look at this. The [ __ ] And it's only black people. Not now. It's only black people in a lowinccome area. only black people in a lowinccome area that's not drug, you know, like come on, man. Put the brakes on some of this [ __ ] >> Well, I think it took like 5,500 of them to go to jail before they >> right before they decided Yeah.
>> Well, before some public defender some public defender finally said, "No, we're we're going to go to trial. Like, this isn't right." Like, and then they finally said, "Okay, we're going to we'll we'll stop doing this."
>> You see all these judges now today that are like they're sissified. And what I mean by that, they're independent. Like you have to remember law has no emotion.
Law that there's no uh progression in say that because you act erratic um in the moment of being falsely arrested that um your actions show me that you were, you know, on a drug or like you're supposed to be totally calm by coming to get me and arresting me and want me to fully cooperate, not have anything. Say, "Okay, put my hands behind my back. Take me to jail. Mind you, I'm just a civilian. You're accusing me of something I didn't do and then you're taking me to jail for and I'm supposed to be okay with this. So now they got me on, you know, body cam. I'm acting erratic. Of course, I'm jerking around saying, "What the [ __ ] are you doing?
Why you taking me to jail? I I've never experienced it before. I had trust you.
Now I don't trust you." So now they're playing this [ __ ] video in front of the judge, and the judge is saying, "Oh, well, you act erratic. He's guilty."
Bro, are you [ __ ] dumb? Are you dumb?
They got this judge now on Instagram.
There's like four of them right now going around and they're all having hissy fits on on on the st. Oh um well the court is a jour bale get get the lawyer out of my face that that where where we at with law where where the [ __ ] are we at? I'm I'm I was going to say what was the judge that what was the rapper uh that was uh [ __ ] I should know this. People are going to [ __ ] they roasted me in the last one.
>> The one that was holding secret meetings.
>> Yeah the one that was secret meetings.
remember he was Yeah. He was holding secret meeting the rappers up there for being uh um supposedly as a gang and all this stuff and but the judge is meeting with the witnesses and the prosecution.
>> Oh, you're talking about oh thug them slam. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
>> Yeah. Like like you and then when the lawyer wants to bring it out, >> he called it out. I'm going to throw throw him in jail. Throw him. But this is what I'm saying. There there's you don't people don't understand, man. I I had a um this probably been about 5 years ago and I tell the story cuz people don't understand is it's a I had a um we're doing a show at Main Attraction. I think we had Booy coming through. So the girl she had drove from Brandon to come see me. She had just got off work. She has a 2-year-old child she dealing with. So long story short, she pulls to the gas station right down the street from the club. Um mind you, she don't do drugs, none of this. She don't drink. She Any Long story short, I'm trying to paint the picture. Little young black, you know, female, she's in Kenna City. Are you familiar with Kenn City St. Pete?
>> No, it >> it's Clue Clutz Clan.
>> Okay.
>> It's to to say the least, it's Clue Klutz Clan. So, she's in her car resting, waiting on me to come get her from the gas station to bring her to the club.
>> Right.
>> And um she's in her car. She sees the the sheriff come behind her, circle the parking lot, come behind her again, pulls up behind her. She's in the car with the seat lean back waiting on me, you know, to come get her. So he pulls her out the car um said that she was sleep. She said, "I'm not asleep." He's like, "Well, give me your license and stuff like that." Now she's on the phone calling me. So I'm telling her, "Hey, listen. You know, you in a bad spot, you know, little young black girl, very tiny, you know, small and cop out there's huge. You know, it's Crackerville and you know, in Ken City and he's out there. I'm talking about he just letting her have it. [ __ ] I said you would sleep. Get the [ __ ] out the car." I'm talking about he just tearing into her. So I'm telling her, listen, cooperate with him. Give him your license and stuff like that. So he was like, "Well, you're not moving fast enough." He snatch her out the car. Now she starts become belligerent. She starts snatching this [ __ ] away. He's trying to put her in the cuffs. All this [ __ ] He's saying that she's drunk. He smells alcohol. The girl don't have no there's no probable cause. There's no there's no open container. None of this [ __ ] So he goes and search her car and finds quote unquote supposed to been two pills in in a in a plastic baggie that it was supposed to be in her eyeglass container. Anyways, long story short, they throw her in jail for DUI, right?
So, I go get her. She goes, of course, I'm telling her take her to trial that there's no no proof. They didn't even ask her to do a sobriety test, mind you, but he's got her in jail for DUI. The girl wasn't drunk. So, she takes her to trial. The judge finds her guilty because she was acting erratic on the video.
>> There's no sobriety. There's no blow.
There was no urine. There was no nobody asked to do to cooperate with no type of DUI. But this the [ __ ] that we up against. They got this [ __ ] judge. He I I I wish I I knew who the judge was. I I pin his ass right now because we're up against so much pressure with trying to understand and trust the law and they want, you know, the what they call the black and the blue to come both communities come together. Whenever you have stuff like that, you you are a judge. You're not supposed to come in here with a motion. You you took an oath to to not give legal advice. Your job is to make sure that the statue a person being charged with is a correct statue that they're, you know, defending against. So if you pull me over for a suspended license, my license is not suspended.
>> You have you have to you have to throw it out. You're the judge. You're not going to throw it out >> because you just want to see what the case is. So when the when the prosecutor, he said, you know what you got him on? He said, well, you know, driving on suspended license. He's like, well, um, what happened? So he says, "Well, the officer told him his license was suspended." He said, "My license is not suspended. Do you want to see my my dockets? You know, the receipt that I just paid for that my license not suspended." The police says, "No, if you get in your car and drive away, we're going to take you to jail for suspended license." Mind you, he had the receipt for the, you know, the seal that shows you my license not suspended. So the police take him to jail for driving on suspended license. So the prosecutor stands up. Now he's in front of the judge. say, "Hey, judge, my license suspended. Here's the proof from the DMV. Here's the receipts. Here's the seal." You know, the stamp. It has to be thrown out. He says, "Well, I want to hear what the prosecutor got to say."
The prosecutor stands up and said, "Well, the police said that his license was suspended." And he told the police, "Watch this." And he drove off. The judge said, "Oh, well, yeah, well, we're going to continue hearing this."
And this is who we're supposed to take our examples of law from. These people have upheld an oath to say that we are going to be in charge of, you know, our communities and we're going to apply these laws, you know, in a just manner.
And they're not. They're not.
I hear you.
>> No, I'm with you. But I'm just saying it's just But people who don't live the life that we have lived is so far-fetched. They can't fathom it. It doesn't make any sense because it's law enforcement. They're supposed to be here for us. We have to trust them. I haven't lived your life. I promise you that.
>> You've been in prison. You've been on the other side of the law. But you can see.
>> Listen, when the cops come, I roll my window down and it's immediately. Yes, sir. No, sir. I already got my ID ready.
Yes, sir. No, sir. Absolutely.
>> I don't go [ __ ] you. [ __ ] You pull me over for a [ __ ] ass cracker. Get your [ __ ] ass away my car. [ __ ] you got going on.
>> Driving a BMW. I'm wearing a I'm wearing business attire. I'm very polite. I have all my documents. Absolutely. Even if they're not my documents, I got all the documents.
>> Man, [ __ ] them people. Oh, God. my [ __ ] because the minute I've never had since I've been home, I've been in countering jail a few times. There's a couple mug shots out there. I don't give a [ __ ] but I already know when I come in counter the the the very second I speak, it changes that. I've seen it. I've seen it so many time. It's not something I'm proud of. And I tell people all the time, um, you know, people love my voice. The women love it. The people don't understand.
>> Heard that in the comments.
>> Right. Right. It's cool. Don't get me wrong. I if I could have changed my life, if I could have had mothers in a father and grew up in a two-parent home in the suburbs and could talk like Chad and Brad and I I would have loved that.
Yeah. I I would not have chose to do 15 years in prison. I would not have chose to been a standup guy. I would not have chose to sold drugs. You understand what I'm saying? So it it is say if I could go back in time >> if I could go back in time I would change my I would I would change my I would change >> the the very uterus I was attached to >> if I could >> and that's something that you know the people say you know you kind of harsh on your mom. No, the lady was very harsh on me. And the harsh reality of it is when we talk about aggression, it's not aggression. It's a passion when I speak about her because how derogatory and how negative and where your patterns of thought was. When you take a child and you put them in a jungle, but you've already lived your life. So they say, "Well, your mom don't speak like that.
She's not supposed to. She was already 40."
>> I'm confused, sir. Why would you even You see what I'm saying? So, um, my my my experience with the way I speak when it comes to, um, judges, when it comes to attorneys, when it comes to the law, and I'm saying you, too, because you have broken the law. You have experience. Um, you just spoke about it.
The the the construction possession they want you to sign. It's not fair to you.
You didn't have it.
>> No, they're not concerned about justice.
>> That that's that's the whole message that I'm trying to get across. So, it doesn't matter whether or not you're right. You didn't grow up like me, but you end up in the same place as I did.
>> So, you can understand more than a person who didn't go to the other side of the fence. Cuz we have a lot of people in the comments that talk a lot of [ __ ] that they never left their house >> to try to scrutinize the way where we ended up together. I sold drugs and I don't know how your background was, but you didn't grow up in Harbordale. No, >> that I do know.
>> Harbordale. My my neighborhood.
>> Oh, SAP. Right. It was upper middle class.
>> Right. That's what I'm saying. But you you ended up at the bottom of the barrel with me at the same place. Coleman.
Yeah. You see? So it's the choices. But at the end of the day, it shaped you to make you understand that when when you have an accountant with the law, of course, you know, I talk a lot of [ __ ] or whatever the case may be, but we do try to, you know, we understand we up against a no- win situation. So we want to be polite and cooperative as possible. Yeah.
>> Absolutely.
>> I'm not going to win.
>> No, I'm not going to win. No.
>> So soon as I speak, oh, that [ __ ] check.
I seen it. Get out the car. [ __ ] you mean get out of the car. get out of the car because it it it it has a sense of aggression when I speak. But you don't the the voice that I carry today for a person who's who's cultured, for a person who understands, who has been around the world, a person when you hear somebody with my face in this voice, you understand this voice comes with struggle. You understand this voice comes with triumph. You understand this voice has a lot of tears behind it. You understand this voice has a lot of losses behind it. You understand this voice comes with a lot of pain. So for those who don't speak about my voice when I have a conversation with them I understand we already had a silent connection because you don't ask me the reason why I speak. So when a person ask me why I speak the way I speak then I already know that there's a disconnect.
Now whether they're asking me to be informed or they're asking me to criticize me, my senses already have picked up that this ain't gonna go not not that I'm want it to go my way, but the outcome is not what the receiving end is going to be. And I say that because like dealing with the police. [ __ ] you. The police understand the way I talk. I don't have to run you. I already know you've been in prison. Yeah. So, I'mma [ __ ] with you even harder because I know it's certain push certain buttons I could push that's going to make you emotional. It's going to make you erratic. It's going to make you look on camera in front of the judge like you're under an influence. But because I have the upper hand. I am law enforce. I have been trained to deal with people like you. This is what I'm going to do. I'mma [ __ ] with you until I can get what I'm looking for, till I can put you in handcuffs. So, instead of saying, "Man, I know this man been in prison." Um, I'm not say give him a break, but let me just see what I can uh what's the word? I'm not help, but god damn, we ain't got to keep kicking him down cuz he a felon. We ain't got to keep putting him in jail every time we pull him over. We ain't got to keep stacking him with [ __ ] false char like goddamn get off my [ __ ] back, bro. I done did the time.
>> I got a buddy named Bozak. John Bozak.
Remember Bozak talks about getting pulled over all the time. Even we even had a a one of his vi one of his video one of his videos we did a clip of it.
It got millions of views because he talks about how he went by the way white guy blue blonde hair blueeyed tattooed all on his head neck face tattoos everything. Nicest guy in the world.
Everybody's always saying too like uh he lived with me for two years two two like over two years. Doesn't do drugs.
doesn't drink, nothing. Um, and everybody's always like he'll we'll do a thing and they're always like, "Oh, bro, that dude's uh he's he's on, you know, whatever." You know, they always think he's on drug stuff. He has allergies, so he'll be, >> you know, he's got allergies. He's in Florida with allergies. They're like, "Oh, he's on such and s." Like, trust me, he's on nothing. And of course, look at the way he looks.
I laugh so hard because I got one of my girls. She's so pretty, right? And that's all she does all day long.
>> Yeah. So from a person I used to sell, you know, uh soft and hard.
>> Yeah.
>> For the algorithm, of course. You know what I'm saying? But if I was on the outside looking in, Yeah. No doubt. Your body is tea. You know, your home girls, you know, it just kind of just goes with the flow. You >> all day long. Yeah.
>> Well, so he gets pulled over all the time. And he said he has a story where he's like this chick, he picked up this chick. He's like, we're walking outside and he said, "Hey, why don't why don't you drive?" And she's like, "No, you drive." And he has a nice car. And he's like, "Listen, he's we're going to get pulled over." And she's like, "Why? He's something wrong." He's like, "No, nothing." He's I get pulled over all the time cuz the cops look, they drive by him. They see him.
>> Gang member. That's exactly what happened.
>> There's drugs in the cars, guns in the car, he's got tattoos >> and they'll come up with a reason to search his vehicle. And he said it happens all the time. Matter of fact, when he drove down here, I forget where he was, Kansas or something, some one of the square states up north. He was coming down to come live with me to come to Florida. He got pulled over. He had a little U-Haul thing. They took three cops show up, cop car. They take it.
This took hours. He's talking about two hours. I'm sitting in handcuffs on the on the side of the road on the interstate. He said, "Because of how I look." And he told the cop when they pulled him over, he said, they said, "Listen, uh uh we're gonna, you know, we want to search the car." I forget what the reason was, but they basically said, "We're gonna search the car." Right.
>> And he goes, >> he goes, "Okay." Well, he said, he goes, "I have a question for you." He goes, "Is it is it because of because of my tattoos?" And he goes, "No, no, no.
We're just randomly we randomly search cards." And he's he's like, you know, and it's just, you know, and he was like, "Okay." And then after the whole thing was done, he asked him again. He's like, "Bro, can you can I ask you a question?" And they're like, "What's that?" He was it was because of my tattoos, right? Like he's like, "No, no, no." He would not admit that you pulled me over. You saw me.
>> You pulled me over you because >> gang member. That's what they thought.
Listen, he's never been Nobody wants him as a part of a gang. He's like 5 foot five, 5'6, skinny. He's not going to beat you up, right?
>> Um softspoken, just uh actually he gets a little crazy, doesn't he? Get a little crazy sometimes.
>> But he's not going he's not going to beat you up. He's buck 40.
>> Remember one time one time he'd been eating a whole bunch and working out and he got to 145. He was super excited. He was like he's like I'm I'm 145 pounds right now. 145. I was like that's like I can't I can't come close to skinny as I've been in 20 years is 150. when I left prison. I've been dieting for 6 months. Like, >> but anyway, uh yeah, same thing. He gets pulled over and and and >> but he said and when they pull him pull him over, I'm I'm like, "What? What do you say?" He's like, "What do you mean?
What do I say?" He goes, "I say yes, sir." I say, "No, sir." I get out. I let him cuff me. I sit down. I answer all their questions. He goes, "I don't have anything in my car. I don't have anything." He said, "I I I say nothing."
He said, "Because I'm not going to win."
He' I'm not going to win. He said, "I know I'm not going to win." He said, "I can't go in front of a judge. I don't want to get these people upset. He's like, "Look at me." You know, and that's kind of how I feel. Especially, listen, especially in Florida, >> especially in Florida.
>> I'm Yes, sir. No, sir. I am. You've never seen anybody as polite to me. Yes, sir. Officer, I'm shocked that you pulled me over. Thank God you pulled me over. I deserve a ticket. Like, let's write this up. As nice as can be. You know, also, I don't know if you know this, officer, I wasn't wearing my seat belt. I was actually going a little bit faster than you have me clocked. you go like I'm as polite as possible.
>> You know, the bad part about it is that >> the feds, the DA, the CIA, the FBI, they all watch these crimes and cuz everybody Yeah, of course.
>> I'm sure I'll get a phone call in the next if I got a phone call from the street. Oh, I'm definitely getting a phone call from them. But they watch it and they they they are they hone in. a trigger on on people like me, people who who who disassociate themselves from law enforcement who I don't mind cooperating when it comes to but once it starts getting like I was in uh Cincinnati and a cop pulled me over. I had a you know old school car. I still got it but um I'm running through one of the local neighborhoods. I'm coming off the main street cutting in between. So I see the cop get behind me. I'm like again tag everything. License, registration, no gun, no drug. I don't I don't do none. I don't carry none of that [ __ ] None of nothing nothing super squeaky clean. So he puts the blue lights on. So I'm saying you can't be pulling me over.
There's no reason for my windows are down. There's no music on. But my car has like it's a [ __ ] concert by you think rolling laugh is bad. But yeah, the car is crazy but I don't play the music you know for that. So he pulls me over. First thing he say he say um I was reaching in the back behind my seat to get my my driver license and stuff because you know with the pocket in the seat. He go whoa whoa whoa. What the [ __ ] you reaching for? I'm like, "Okay."
And soon as he said that, I already knew it was going to be a problem. He said, "Is this your car?" I said, "Yes, sir."
He said, "You got title license registration to this vehicle?" I said, "Yes, sir." He said, "Are there any guns or drugs?" I'm like, "WHAT THE [ __ ] BRO? WHY THE [ __ ] YOU got an attitude?"
Like, calm your [ __ ] nerves, partner, cuz you already came to my [ __ ] car of 10, [ __ ] Now, now I'm scared cuz what the [ __ ] you really got going on?
Are you going to shoot me next? You know, cuz you already came with major force. I ain't even got a chance to say yes, SIR. [ __ ] YOU ALREADY HAVE MY CAR LIKE THIS. So now I'm on 10, but I'm on 10 on defense cuz [ __ ] I you pulled this gun. It's gonna be a squabble because you tried to kill me anyways. So he's like, "Is there any [ __ ] guns or drugs?" I'm like, >> man, get the [ __ ] Why would you ask me some dumbass [ __ ] like that? Like who who informed you that this vehicle had cuz you just wait.
>> Does anybody ever say yes to that?
>> Nobody's never going to say like this one's like I'm going to say yes, sir. I have it hidden in a secret compartment.
If you give me a chance, I'll give it to you. like get the [ __ ] out of here. So he's like, "Get out of the car." I say, "What's the probable cause for pulling me over? You can't articulate a crime.
There's no open container. There's no odor America. I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. I don't drink. So why are you pulling me out the car?" He said, "This is a lawful order. They love to say that [ __ ] but by law, you do have to get out the car." So he said, "I'm going to search you and your car." I said, "Sir, you're in violation of four, five, and six of my amendment rights. I want you to know this now. You understand what I'm saying? Anything? I said, "Your body camera on?" He said, "Yeah." I said, "Okay. All right. I'm telling you right now in front of a judge. Anything that goes on after this is going to get thrown out of court. I don't give a [ __ ] what you find in that car." He was like, "You're going to jail. I'm telling you right now. I'm calling a K9. I don't give a [ __ ] what much you bring in here.
[ __ ] you find drugs, you put it here.
You understand what I'm saying?" So, he's like, "I don't like your [ __ ] attitude. Can I search you?" I said, "No, you cannot search for me." He said, "Well, I have the right to search you for my safety." I said, "You can pat around my waist and pop my pockets. You cannot turn my pockets inside out and you can't take my shoes off. See, they hate when you know they they feel like I'm not bashing you. You understand what I'm saying? You You started all You came to a scene and start creating a crime, partner. You have officially created a crime that don't exist.
>> I don't know what the [ __ ] your problem is, but you have already approached me on 10. So, how the [ __ ] am I supposed to take? [ __ ] being in prison. My own spidey senses tells me that there's an issue with you. I don't have the issue.
You came at me cussing and I'm talking you can see like he had a vest on. You can see he was already like raging cuz it's this how you approach my car.
Are you [ __ ] serious?
>> Some of these guys don't have the demeanor to right. They don't have the attitude to >> and then it goes back to the feds. They watch this, right? The feds, the CIA, they watch this and they say, "Oh, that's gonna be our next mark." No, you need to go back and teach the [ __ ] you need to teach them about mental health because there's a lot of people who they shoot out here because of mental illness. You understand what I'm saying? They need to go back to training and putting these people in more than just United States statue or United States title USC. They need to learn how to really handle people in the community. You understand what I'm saying? So, but they'll watch this and want to target me. No, [ __ ] go back and train your force to be better in the community so we can have better ties in the community. The biggest thing they like say cooperate. Yes sir. No sir. Still take you to jail. Not saying that you know if they fight a large quality because you cooperate you're not supposed to go to jail but at the same time damn what the [ __ ] is you attacking me? [ __ ] I ain't I ain't ain't even got out the car good enough yet. So he put me in handcuffs. He was like I'm going to find drugs in this car.
>> So this is what I'm saying. So when when the judge watches these cameras and they try to say that you under the influence, you how I'm being attacked and what my childhood and me being in prison and anybody who innately feels like something is wrong, the breathing is going to change. The the the color of your face is going to change. You understand what I'm saying? The emotions are going to change. It become erratic.
It's going to become heightened. You know what I'm saying? So it's a lot of [ __ ] that goes on. So whenever you get in front and they show this and they try to say that you under influence and [ __ ] like that. You saying no this is who the [ __ ] I am. This is what the [ __ ] I do when I'm under attack. You understand?
So anyways he put me in handcuffs. They ran the dog through. I watched him alert the dog with the [ __ ] I seen him and I said to his partner who was standing holding me with my hands behind my back and handcuffs. He was holding me. I said, "You going to let let them let that [ __ ] mut bro do that?" He was like, "Well, they finding drugs in the car. They're going to find the drugs in the car. Just tell us where it's at.
There's no drugs, Matthew. None. So, they're tearing the car up. So, he the old school car. You have to push the button for the trunk to come up.
>> So, he's mashing on the [ __ ] button.
I'm saying, man, listen, mind you, they got [ __ ] um I have my work bag with all my security clothes and [ __ ] in it. They got that [ __ ] flipped over. It's it's [ __ ] all on the ground. So, I'm saying, listen, you cannot tear my car up like this by law. And you have to put the [ __ ] back like how you found it. They hate all that [ __ ] bro. They hate all that [ __ ] So, they dig through all my [ __ ] They They run the dog around the car again. He's like, "Um, my dog is not trained for marijuana. My dog is trained for narcotics. There's narcotics in here, and you're going to tell me where they're at or you're going to jail.
What the [ __ ] is YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?"
NOW, I UNDERSTAND that a person with drugs going to say they don't have it.
Yeah.
>> You can't MAKE THIS [ __ ] UP. THERE AIN'T [ __ ] in here. So, I walk over to the car. He's like, "HEY, DON'T MOVE. DON'T MOVE." I'M LIKE, "You're tearing up my car. I want to show you what button to push so you can check the trunk." So, oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Let him come over.
Like, it's it's idiotic [ __ ] like the judge I just showed on YouTube. It's the idiotic police and [ __ ] They say that we're wrong. They say that we act erratic. They say we're under, you know, the influence. We're drunk. We're No, [ __ ] We tired of being oppressed by dumbass law enforcement who don't understand how to handle people in situations. Now, I ain't saying all law enforcements are idiots. I'm saying you do have some. It's like any other group around the world. You have good people, you have bad people. You seen a cop in Florida, they had the same like 3,000 same arrest where he found a fettomy.
>> Oh, he was dropping it.
>> He was dropping it and they found it in his glove on one of the videos.
>> Yeah.
>> This what I'm saying.
>> Been caught. They're like, I don't have I I that's not mine. And they got no history. So, they finally watched the enough of the body camera. They actually would actually showed him dropping, you know, taking it out and dro on video. He was so confident.
>> He's so confident. He drops it like in the back and he's like, "Oh, I got something right here." Picks it up and it's like, "Wow, you're confident to do it on I don't think he thought it caught it." Maybe, >> right? He didn't think he caught it the way it was in his glove. But I say that to say, "D, stop talking about United States or whatever. Y'all have law enforcement who really got on um you know the force to [ __ ] with people like me or to [ __ ] with people who never broke the law day in their life and then you putting in fetamy. That's a huge problem. There's never going to be trust between communities when you have this type of [ __ ] going on or when you you know mowing the people down on the middle street and ice and all this old extra neck [ __ ] like both sides need training. They always talk about cooperate, cooperate, cooperate. But then what the [ __ ] you going to do about the police who don't know how to cooperate with the community?
What when when is that going to come about? You know, you watching this. No.
Can you make a training video and go show them that? [ __ ] you over here worried about this for you. See? So, it's just it's a bunch of crazy [ __ ] when it comes to the law. But at the end of the day, I try my best to cooperate.
I try I try my best to but when they hear my voice that's around the reason why I didn't put the tattoos and [ __ ] because I don't want to be a convicted felon. That's why I work for myself. I don't want to be under you know the felon you know title of trying to restrict me in America with my movements. It's already bad enough and you know you sentenced me. I did it. I admitted to it. I did my I came home.
There was no more you know crime being committed. Yada yada yada. Let me go.
Leave me alone. You >> mentioned the dog thing when my wife was uh was uh dealing. She she used to she would uh drive around with this guy and she said we would get pulled over and they would they'd pull her over. They pull him over for a tent. She was in his tent. She said he I don't know if he she had he had a legal tent, but they would just pull him over saying it it is is illegal. Maybe it was illegal. I don't I I need to figure out that. But it was too dark. They were like, "Oh, it's too dark." Or they pulled her over. They would pull him over and then they'd get up there and then they'd say, "Oh, we smell something. can we come in the car or and they'd be like no no and then they bring the dog she they walk the dog around she and they alert the dog she there's nothing in the car >> nothing in the car >> she said and they would alert then we would say like you know she we're all handcuffed on the side of the road and then they search the whole car they don't find anything she said but they knew that she was dealing they knew he was dealing you know what I'm saying they pull them over pull them over she said it got so bad she said we took the tent off the car because we thought let's just take the tent off she said so one day took the razor blade scraped it all off, wiped it down with whatever the chemical solution. She said, "What done?" She said, "Cuz we were just sick of it." She said, "And we're driving like 2 three days later." She says, "We're driving." The cop call >> pulls him over. And this is a little tiny town. There's only so many cops.
Like, it's the same cops that are pulling her over. Pull him over.
>> Walks up and he goes, "Well, why why'd you pull me over?" He goes, he said, "Uh, I want to check your tent. Tent's too dark." And he goes, >> "What tent?" Cop steps back and looks at the car and he goes, "Get out of here." and walks off like, "What are you doing?"
>> I had a camouflage.
>> Well, there's no tent.
>> I had a camouflage BMW. It was a wrap, right? It was It was yellow, gray, black, and white camouflage. It was >> How'd you find it?
>> What? The camouflage?
>> No, I meant the car. Go ahead.
>> So, I'm driving around. It's It's It's a crazy I I don't know if I got a picture.
I know we don't have time. I I I be want to send you these pictures like cuz people in the comments be like, "Oh, he lying. He ain't did this. He ain't did that." I tell no lies. Everything I tell you about, I show you on my phone. I have backup on everything I talk about.
>> So up through one of the back roads. I'm going down to Miami. I'm on one of the back strips headed down maybe in like Fort Myers, maybe one of the small cities out of Fort My something something come through. So I see the undercover. He get behind me. So I'm like, "Okay, I'm not speeding. Nothing's going on." He pulls me over. First thing he said when he get out of the car, he said, "Oh." He said, "Um, you was following the car in front of you too close."
Officer, there's there was no car in front of me. I was at the red light. I went through the red light on a green light. You pulled in behind me. There's nobody in front of me. He says, "Oh, and your tent's too dark."
Sir, my tent is not too dark. It's it's it's not the five, but what they put at the dealership?
>> Yeah. Yeah. It's a standard.
>> Yeah, it's it's the dealership. I didn't even add no tent. It's the It's the standard dealership. This dealership comes with the car.
>> Yeah. It comes with the car. It's not illegal. So, >> he's like, um, well, we had a lot of uh calls and complaints about this car when I'm on the highway. I'm not in nobody's city. I come off the exit to cut through, you know, when the back to get on whatever it was going down. So, he's like, "Is there any drugs? We got a high. We have a high something of meth trafficking methamphetamines through here. What the [ __ ] do that got to do with me, sir? He said, 'Well, I'mma search your vehicle, sir. You cannot search my vehicle. There's no probable cause. He said, "There is because we have high methamphetamine traffic. That does have nothing to do with me, though." So, he's like, "Well, I'm still sending a K9 over here and you're still getting searched. So, just tell me where the drugs are."
>> How many times do you get searched, bro?
I've never been searched >> this all the time. True. But, you know, a lot of my car That's why I stopped decorating my cars. That's why I stop with the gold rims and all the [ __ ] that allures the police to make them assume that there's guns and drugs in here because the gold rims go with the guns and drugs and what they've been trained yada yada yada.
>> Yeah. Stop dressing like a drug dealer and they'll start thinking you're a drug >> a drug dealer. I guess that would be you know >> whatever. So he pulls me out the car, gets the K9. The K9 runs through the car again. He alerts the dog, right?
>> I never ever ride with anything illegal.
I mean, I don't do nothing illegal anyway. I'm just saying still I know that there's ain't no I don't even put people in my in my personal you know the the black trucks you know it's for the community that's different you know but I got somebody come you know and detail and all that [ __ ] anyways long story short >> I know understand what I'm saying there's nobody been in this car but me this car is brand new it's you can still smell it's probably about maybe two weeks old so they run a dog through there the dog alerts sits down starts barking I'm like this is [ __ ] unreal for the people who don't who haven't set on the other side of the law. People who say, "Well, um you know, law enforcement's right. They've been trained. They have a badge. I trust them that everything that they said." You will argue with your mother about breaking the law because that's how she ain't believe in you. Her son who she cared for not. No, you're [ __ ] they said that. You did it. And that's what And you have people in the comments who are I always address the comments because people got so much [ __ ] to say. It's just crazy. So, I'm on the side of the road, handcuffed, waiting on them to finish what they do. They come back, they say, "Well, um, the drugs must be hidden really good. Just get them for us and, you know, we'll work something out with you."
This law enforcement, this who we supposed to trust in the community. Just because my car has a $1,500 wrap on it, I make my own. I'm allowed to make as much money as I want legally. I could do what the [ __ ] I want to do with my money. Just because I don't spray sheriff on the side of my car and I decide to have camouflage, is that what separates me and you? Because I'm confused as [ __ ] Do you want me to put sheriff? Would that leave you the [ __ ] alone? Would that be okay if I changed it? But I say that to say this. You have people who get in those like the judge, the police, they get in those positions because they have certain affixiations or or, you know, fantasizations about, you know, keeping a certain person down or a certain, you know, ethnic group down and just keep punishing them. But, you know, um the women on here, same thing with the women. Um I talk about black women. They say, "Oh, you fantasize. You fantasize, you know, about black women." There there's no fantasy. If you watch the whole video, you would understand the conclusion of why I'm attracted to black women and black women attracted to me. I'm not saying that I don't date white women. I just say I haven't been in a position to date a white woman. You understand what I'm saying? But they been I don't like him. He fantasize and fetishize and that that if you watch the whole video, >> I need to I need to read more of these comments.
>> I read them. I read every >> I I haven't read that.
>> If it's 3,200 comments, I've read 3,500 comments.
>> Geez.
>> You understand what I'm saying? Because my brand, my image, it's important. I say this, I you won't see me holding a Sprite can. I'm okay with that cuz I ain't never came here and say I was trying to be corporate. But my brand is what I get paid off of. My brand is very standupish, is very um outspoken. Black Label Services is a brand in itself. I run a whole company. It's a EIN. this LLC. There's a tax bracket for that. I am the brand. So, if I don't speak up and let people know that the things that they think about are are far-fetched because they haven't lived the life that I live or they haven't came from the 80s to the 90s to the 2000 to the 2030. I don't even know what that century is going to be called. I don't I don't know.
>> 2030, right?
>> You know, new millennium and GNX and all this whole extra next year. But you know what? From beta tapes to VHS to headsets to cassette tapes to CDs to Blu-ray.
What I'm saying, people even heard of this. They don't even know what that is right now.
So, you just have to sit down. You have to have a conversation. If you that interested in a person's life, take Don't judge them. Take time out to learn who they are. Take take time out. 40 years is a long time on this earth. It's short, but it's long. But look how much we've overcame in 40 years. Juie. Yeah, we're going to Juie.
>> [ __ ] wait for you. You're that the hand. I mean, I am amazed that you haven't hit [ __ ] something yet.
You're slinging [ __ ] out and ah and I and and I'm >> he over here.
>> I'm like, "No, I'm waiting for the [ __ ] camera to get smashed and I'm like, "Fuck."
>> No, I got >> What the [ __ ] You're like, "You've done this multiple times." And I mean, you've gone right by the I'm like, >> $2,000.
>> Yeah.
>> All right.
>> All right.
>> What are we saying?
>> Bruce Drew, what is Drew? What is Drew?
>> You know who Drewuski is?
>> The black comedian.
>> He's a black comedian. He's got like he's got right now he's probably got like uh blonde tips and he does a bunch of like skits.
>> Listen, listen, let me tell you something. We we had a guy on here, Alpha Omega.
>> Alpha Mega.
>> Alpha.
>> Is it Alpha Omega?
>> Alpha.
>> Alpha Omega. I seen it.
>> And um so he he mentioned several rappers and I didn't know who they were.
70% maybe 60%. 60 to 70% of the comments in that video are just roasting me. Who is this? Oh yeah, yeah, I know who he is, right?
>> They're all like, who is this [ __ ] interviewer? How do you not know who?
And then they name the rappers. It's like listen it I I was tell talk to my wife about this. I was like listen do you understand that I until I was like 15 16 years and there's no social media by the way when I grow up.
>> That's what the people in the comments don't [ __ ] realize.
>> I listen to rock really heavy metal till I was let's say 15 16 years old at at that time I started working out with a guy. So that's all I listen to rock. I don't read the newspapers. There's no social media. There's none. And people don't even have a concept of these [ __ ] children. Don't have any idea.
There's no con. There's nothing. There's no none of it. I went to a school, by the way, >> for kids that had learning disabilities.
I have dyslexia. And so I I So I I go to this school. There's about 20 some odd kids. There were like 12 kids in my graduating class. It was one of the bigger classes I graduated. There's maybe 20 some odd kids in this school.
It was on Davis Island. You had to drive like 30, 45 minutes to get there and back. Um, and by the way, you're not going to believe this. There were no black kids in my school.
>> I could believe it.
>> I don't think there were any Hispanic kids in my school to be honest. Honest with you.
>> What year was that? If you if you had to like guess Oh. Oh. Oh. I mean, I graduated in uh in ' 88.
>> So, believable. You said Davis Island Tampa.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. That's believable.
>> Okay. So, so I don't know. There's no rap. This is from the in the in the late 80s. This is like 84 to8. I thought Vanilla Ice was just a >> I there was there was Vanilla Ice. Um so anyway, so then when I'm 17, 18 years old roughly, I start going to the gym with this guy. I remember his name was Connor >> and that's a white name, right? Like Jeff Con. So with Connor Connor was upset because all I was listening was like Iron Maiden and Judas Priest and we're driving and he's like, "Bro, can we have one station with country?" And I was like, "Okay, we put one." And so he was able to listen to country every once in a while. There's no headphones.
There's none of that [ __ ] This is straight.
So this is still this is still um cassette tapes, >> right? Cassette tapes.
>> So anyway, so we're listening to country. Well, I I found myself over the next six months or so listening to more.
I'd find myself by myself cuz sometimes the the [ __ ] heavy metal [ __ ] was just it would give me a headache. So, I'd start to SW and before I knew it, there's two there's two radio stations, but basically it was WQYK country and this is what I'm listening to.
>> And back then you had Q105.
>> Q105 was that country?
>> No, Q105 was like top 40s.
>> Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
>> Oh, they they took over MJ. MJ in the morning. But before MJ in the morning, it was Q105. And that was the go-to for >> Listen, I still got to hook you up with Bubba.
>> Yes.
>> You got to go on Bubba. Bubba. I told him about you. He said, "Oh my gosh."
Oh, absolutely. Yeah. put me in contact with the guy. So um so this is all I'm listening to. Then of course then I go to I go to college in college. You have to understand that my last year of college is basically I remember my girlfriend coming to me and explaining to me about this thing called email >> cuz it started in colleges. This is in '94 95.
>> So I I didn't she do you want to get one? I was like for what?
>> Right.
>> Like I I write checks and I get stuff that what what am I getting in the mail?
Like this is more junk mail on the computer. What computer? I don't I didn't even have I didn't have a computer. There's no computer. There was no l I mean there were computers but I didn't have one. Why would I need one?
I'm I'm getting a degree in fine arts.
Like what I I need a computer. What are you doing? Like so so by the time look by by the time I'm actually on the run like this is the it's starting but there's no social media. So I don't know who these people are. I know who Eminem is and I knew who Dr. Dre was cuz I know that Dr. Dre was like a producer that hooked up with Eminem or he was a rapper hooked and he's the one that Eminem found Eminem or something and he like they started making music and I remember that cuz I remember Eminem cuz I remember 8 mile. I remember 8 Mile but I honestly have never seen 8 Mile. I have seen the rap battle but I only saw it on YouTube when I was in the halfway house. I watched the rap battle and they went back and forth on YouTube.
Never saw that film. So these people are roasting me because they're like, "Who is this?" Like, "This guy's a [ __ ] [ __ ] bro. Like, he's a complete idiot." Like, who doesn't know who these guys are? Like, >> they didn't play it on WQYK country. I don't know. And then when I went to prison, we had a clear radio that picked up three channels.
>> Mhm.
>> It was at night, it would pick up >> it would pick up a country station. And then we got the MP3s. And I would download my MP3s. Those are songs that I know. There have never been an opportunity for me to ever know rap. Not that I would listen to it anyway because the few times I've listened to it, it's just too much. Um, so I don't know who these people are. And but let me tell you something. People are very upset about it. They're very upset that I don't know who this guy who these guys are.
>> Well, the reason why they say is because it it shaped it shaped our our social ways and woes today. And for somebody like you who is so um [ __ ] you everywhere. Yeah. All of a sudden. And then not only that, you do bring in some some of the most influential people in here that does shape, you know, the drug dealing world. That did shape, you know, the different laws. You know, it it shape different, you know, presidential cabinet. Like you have real people in here telling real stories and like man, we all running from the law and FBI and they're trying to chase us and changing laws and figuring out ways to do [ __ ] and new [ __ ] Like, so how in the [ __ ] that do you don't know all this?
>> I just told I just I know I know I know there's never been a part of my life by time by the time I probably could have been interested in it. It just you know I'm in >> it was not interested no more.
>> Yeah. I've never been a music person.
I've never been like I'll listen to basic music but to be honest with you I can't remember the names of the artists and I barely remember >> like with us like growing up man our music was slapping [ __ ] pimping hoes, selling drugs like you know what I'm saying? fighting. Uh, you shouldn't laugh at that. It's wrong.
>> No, I'm just wrong. It's the truth though. You see, and I think that's why people pull to me. They may not like the [ __ ] that I say or how aggressive or harsh it is, but you can't argue with it. You can't argue with it. It's it's unrefutable because the [ __ ] it happened. Like we we grew up on NWA. We grew up on, you know, Beasty Boys. We grew up on >> I remember the Beasty Boys.
>> I went that's the first concert I ever went to. My brother and I the the founders. Rick Rubin is one of the founders of of what we have music today from 1986.
So I can honestly understand why people would be upset but not not like death threat but god damn like bro where you been how you interviewing all these [ __ ] people you've been in prison and >> the alpha mega when I when he was saying stuff the look he he kind of when he was like so and so so he's going through him and I was like no I don't he the look on his face for a second was just like he almost stopped to start lecturing me and like what the [ __ ] are you joking like he couldn't but he was just like he just kept going he's like oh Okay. And you just kept going.
>> I just got booked for um Rolling Loud here in Orlando. We just did the big show. And it's crazy because some of the artists I didn't know and some of the artists who would book me, they booked me under the pretense of, you know, who I am, the reference that they came from, the exclusivity, uh my reputation, my history. I'm all over social media. They know, they hear the stories. So they booking me and the manager is like, you know, you know, such and such, you know, such and such from such and such and such and I'm like, yeah, no, I'm like truly, you know, these are, you know, younger kids, you know, and then now they got the emu music that's out emo music. Um, I don't even know how to describe that. And then, you know, they're getting they're switching over to like kind of in between rap and like death metal where they screaming on the mic and stuff. Some of the artists, I don't know these people. Not that I wouldn't listen to their music. Not that I'm like I I just don't know. I'm not, you know, so I can relate to >> You're not their target market. I'm not your target market. I see no reason I should know who these people are.
>> Exactly.
>> They don't want me listening.
>> No, >> I'm not cool enough to listen.
>> No. So like, but that I what I do recognize that I am part of uh the entertainment history. I'm I'm a cloud of, you know, the music industry and stuff like that. And going through Rolling Loud, man, there's a sea of people. It it's like you you can't even count it. It's that many people. and going through the crowd like people is like even the little kids all the way up to the adults like I'm going through you know with my clients and stuff we trying to get to the stage and all this extra and they like damn man my goddamn security more famous than me like all these people like stopping and want to take pictures [ __ ] like I can remember getting them on stage and you know walking across the stage to make sure you know the front is like you know I don't see no you know things to throw and [ __ ] and man half the crowds are like man that's black that's black label that's and I'm like I hear the [ __ ] but I'm like man this [ __ ] crazy like the social media respond so much so fast.
Like I have a huge following. Like when I I just went live on TikTok, 500 more followers like this. I was on them maybe three minutes. But >> it'll only get worse the more you the more you do this.
>> It only gets worse.
>> It only I say that like I some some of the people who follow me and stuff like I'm not their target market.
>> But if you if you have something to say and the people are willing to listen, that's where your followers come from.
You understand what I'm saying? And most of the [ __ ] that I say again it's harsh but it's the reality it's my life. So when people be trying to judge and say this that and the next and what they would have should and what they should have did and you was there. I said you not from Harbordale but [ __ ] your ass ended up where I ended up at.
You see what I'm saying? But you still while you was there you didn't take the choices that I took. You see what I'm saying? So it just like you went with your target market.
>> Right.
>> So what's with the what's what's this guy's name again?
>> Druski.
>> Drew. Dusk.
>> I've seen him. I've seen Duski on social media. I've seen I think I've seen some I want to I feel like he was being interviewed on a podcast. I saw I know I know he's been interview I saw an interview with him, but it's Yeah, he's like a comedian, right? I don't think I've seen his standup. I think it's mostly podcast he's been on.
>> Yeah, he he does a lot of skits. He um two two of his most famous skits was Erica Kirk or whatever. I don't know the >> Oh, Erica Kirk. Yeah.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Her. And then um he had this character called Red. And Red was a white boy who was would go to a black neighborhood, but he would go home to a white mom and white dad, >> right?
>> So, you know, everybody love Red.
Everybody know Red, but Red would try to act black a little bit, >> right?
>> So, in the skit, he did like three or four skits where, you know, he'll leave his house dressed one way and then get out on the block, you know, with a do-agg and stuff, you know, had the makeup on. White kid named Red.
>> So, you know, the block loved him and stuff. he out there, you know, shooting dice and, you know, on live talking [ __ ] and then he'll go back home and, you know, his dad's riding them about, you know, why you hanging with those types of people and you're not from there, you know, like, you know, stuff like that.
So, in doing so, it went viral. So, I responded to Drewski about white guys in the neighborhood that you just some white guys you can't make fun of. So white guys, you can't run off cuz this is who they they not going home to white parents who are white. There is no home to go home to in these neighborhoods. You know what I'm saying?
>> And in in the skit, he's black.
>> In the skit, he's white.
>> Oh, he's white.
>> He's white in an all black neighborhood.
Okay. But he's going home to white parents, >> but he's a black comedian, >> right? But he has the makeup on like Harrison Kirk, you know, whatever girl name.
>> So it went viral. It was hilarious. So I responded in a nightclub in front of uh in Cincinnati. So, I was um had the nightclub. It's called Spotlight Spotlight Lounge. So, in the video, you see me on the block with a bunch of my guys, all black, you know, got the jury and stuff on. So, I'm like, "Yeah, somebody tagged Drewi. Let him know all white boys ain't going to run off the block." Yeah. I ain't got no home to go to. I'm really like, "I'm really him.
This is what I do for real." So, somebody tagged Druki and let Drewki know. Yeah. Like, I'm really him. [ __ ] what you talking about. So, then he responded to me. Everybody started tagging him and stuff like that and then he he responded to me. So now me and him kind of like did a quick little back and forth on the internet. Man, that [ __ ] went 85 million views.
>> 85 million view. I'm talking about I'm talking about went cra I'm talking about I'm on all the thumbnails of Snapchat.
I'm on thumbnails of YouTube. I'm on thumbnails of for your page on every for your page ever existed from Spotify.
whatever it it could have been a cartoon show. I was plastered on that [ __ ] Like it went crazy viral. So that kind of picked up its own steam. So then I started doing TikTok and doing my own little skits and stuff like that. But that Drewki was something major. It went so far to where I started having streamers started asking me like, "Hey, you know, come on, come on, stream with me. Come on stream me." Stuff like that.
>> What was the movie where it was the white kid? He lives in like Beverly Hills, all >> Malibu Most Wanted.
>> I get that. I get that in the comments.
Sometimes they'll put the Malibu Most Wanted, the little kid in the comments and stuff. It's funny, but um kick um Kai sent um it's a couple people reached out to me and like >> so I travel a lot so I can't always make the dates that they want me to, you know, because I'm booked out, you know, doing bodyguard work and traveling and stuff with the celebrities. But um I just rolling loud. I just seen Brenda Dawn and he's another um very viral uh streamer. He was like, "Hey, get my number. I got you." Like I like what you do. He he a good dude though. You know what I mean? So I'm I'm me and Brendon we going we going to link up and do some things. But >> you got So do you have a YouTube page?
You don't have >> I don't have a YouTube page.
>> So but you're going to but you you're thinking about doing a podcast.
>> Thinking about doing a podcast.
>> Right.
>> What would the podcast be?
>> Relationships. relate >> men and women.
>> What was the guy? You knew his name? The >> Oh, Samuel.
>> Samuel.
>> Oh, I forgot his last.
>> God, he was broing. I would die.
>> Yeah. Yeah. The black dude. He was like, "Well, how old are you?" 33. How many kids you got? Four. Oh, how tall are you? 42. Oh, how about your wife? Dress, man. He You ridicule him.
>> Why does that matter?
It matters. But listen, and and I think I think it's so important for have somebody so I wouldn't even say I wouldn't say runchy, but I say real because women's expectations are are beyond what you think that you're going to pull in because we are a ball of energy and chemical. That's how human beings are. We attract what we want, energy, all that. But to say like me being a relationship influencer and doing a podcast and bringing women in and you know having you know couples come on and things like this just I I really want to put the perspective back into the reality of women because it's so far-fetched today. It's like back >> they're delusional.
>> There is delusional as far as the weight thing. Listen to you'll appreciate this. Do you understand? my wife and I when we got together like and we're and we're going to get married that we had a talk where I was like let me let's be clear this is what I signed up for like I I I I get it the whole you know through like you get sick something like that >> thyroid problem.
>> Yeah. No thyroid.
>> No cuz you g you gain weight. That's why I said I'm being funny. I'm being funny.
>> You suck it up. That's what you do. But I told like this is like look I said and here's the thing. I said, "If I gain weight, like if you put on, you know, 15 pounds or something, I'm I'm not going to just leave. Like, I'll we'll have the talk and but you got a certain period of time cuz I'm not going to I'm not I didn't sign up to marry your mother."
And I'm saying I mean, I know it's it's an [ __ ] thing to say, bro. And I get it. No, but I mean I No, I This is what I told her. I said, "I get it. It's" And she's like, "No, I understand." I was like, "It's the same thing with me. I get it. This is what you signed up for.
>> I understand that." Like, like, you know, so let's have that agree. let's just be two adults. And we did. We sat there. It was the same thing. I said, "Look, as far as, you know, relationship, as far as like what goes in in our relationship, what doesn't go, you know, who's who's calling the shots." I said, "Listen, I'm going to be honest with you. 49 51. I'm going to listen to you. And if you have an argument and you can sway me, that's fine. I'll listen to you. But in the end, I'm making the decision and you're going with the decision. I don't want any attitude. I don't. And same thing with me. If once we've we're we're locked in on something, we're locked in.
There's no [ __ ] back talking. No, from me either. If I say this is it, like I'm not going to blame it on you if it was my decision. So, you know, we've had this we had a very serious discussion on what I expected and what she expected and they were they were reasonable. So, and look, we both have very traditional roles, too, by the way.
you know, it's a very traditional um you know, marriage and and so but I I don't you know, now if you had and it's look, bro, we've been married like three years. So if you had for if I sat down with a regular chick, a 25-year-old chick, and had that discussion with them, they'd lose their [ __ ] [ __ ] >> right?
>> Who do you think you are? Who entitle me, >> right? I don't So they're delusional.
Not everybody, but a lot of them I you I see them on TikTok. I see the guys going I saw a guy in Tampa. He's like, "You you cannot date in Tampa."
>> He's like 28 years old. He had met some [ __ ] chick. He explains the whole thing. And he's like, you know, >> I'm going to show you I'm going to show you.
>> He's like, she's been run through. She's been He goes through a whole thing.
>> Exactly.
>> He's like she's like it's insane.
>> And And then they expect you They want you to pay for like I'll pay for everything. I I don't mind paying for everything. This particular one I was talking about, it's got over 5 million viewers.
>> When I get back in the house, I tell y'all things I do to piss my girl off.
The first thing is taking initiative. I took the initiative. Take the trash shot. She told me, "Stop doing everything. I want you to do nothing no more. Don't take don't if I don't ask you to do it, don't you do it." Cool. 15 minutes later, we go to the gas station.
She pumped the gas. She get back in the car. She mad. Somebody mad. She said, "I pissed off. Why' I piss off? Cuz I ain't get out and pump the gas. you ain't asked me to get out and pump the gas.
And if I took the initiative to, I've been in trouble then. So, I just sat down because I took the initiative to sit down and she didn't ask and I didn't get out and pump the gas, she mad. So, okay, cool.
Second thing was, what I do to piss her off is that me and my homeboys went out, spotlight, hung out, you know what I'm saying? Took a picture and a picture I smiled. She saw the picture.
She said, "Apparently, I I was smiling too much in the picture with my partners, and I ain't smiled with a picture with me and her when we was out on date night. I didn't smile big enough. That pissed off." Okay. Um, the next thing was that whenever I came home from work, I walked in the house. I said,, you know, and she had greeted him. I said, "Yeah, bae. You know what I'm saying? I'm tired. You know, I just want to hang out a little bit with you tonight." That pissed off.
Mind you, she stay at home with the dog, do homework and watch baddies and cook her food. But I pissed off cuz I came home, said I was tired. She told me she was tired, too. And who am I to think that she shouldn't be tired cuz she sit at home with a dog, but I worked 12 hours. I put a bulletproof vest on when I, you know, tow guns and in and out of, you know, big luxury vehicles and jets and, you know, up and down and walking with people in malls and, you know, arenas. So, yeah, they're pissed off.
So, I'm just saying I hope this clarifies anybody who want to know and hope I get back in the house.
>> You can't win. And and that's the whole thing that you told me to take the initiative. I took the initiative to take the trash out. Well, that was a problem. So from now on, you don't want me to take the initiative. You want me to not do nothing. If you don't ask me to do it, don't do it. So I went to the gas station. She got out to pump the gas.
You ain't asked me to pump the gas. Now you mad. YOU GET BACK IN THE CAR CUZ [ __ ] I ain't take AND GO PUMP THE GAS.
YOU JUST TOLD ME TO WAIT TILL YOU ASKED ME TO DO SOMETHING. So if I TOOK THE INITIATIVE TO PUMP THE GAS, YOU'D BEEN MAD BECAUSE I moved on my own recognance and you didn't ask me to do it. You see what I'm saying? I I Yeah.
>> And then I went to hang out. I went to pictures with my partner. I smiled. She see the [ __ ] on social media. I come home, she mad. Why you mad? Cuz you won't smile like that whenever we out on date.
>> Did you There's a There's a Tik Tok where the guy is picture with him and his wife and she's smiling. He's picture of him and it with the wife and kids.
Picture of them on vacation.
picture of and then they show picture of him fishing, >> right?
>> Picture of him with his buddies fishing.
>> Picture of him at the game. I mean, it's >> happy issue. So, like all my Tik Toks are from issues I dealt with, you know, dating, the one super viral was when when a girl um she woke up in the morning, she kicked me out the house.
And I'm like, why are you kicking? Like, we had a great night. We watch Netflix, you know, our toes rubbed together, you know, hung out in the bed, it was great.
Woke up the next morning, I got to get out. It was a huge fight. She throwing dishes and [ __ ] She had a dream. I cheated on her in the bed we were sleeping in. Now I got to get out the house.
This what I'm saying. So it'd be so wild as [ __ ] I really My podcast will be on relationshipbased issues when it come to women and expectations. You listen, you want us to own a business. You want us to work a 9 to5. You want us to um come >> make half a million dollars a year. They want you to make half a million. These chicks are saying they want a guy that's six foot tall. [ __ ] you. Mind >> you, you 53.
>> And and and make half a million dollars a year.
>> No. No. It get worse. Hold on. You have to own a tow truck. You have to own a boat, right? You have to own your own business. You have to work a 9 to5. You have to watch our kids when you come home. Um you have to take out the trash.
You have to wash the dishes. Then come Saturday, you have to be up early in the morning. You have to pack the truck, take the kids to football practice. On Sunday, everybody goes to church.
Listen, lady, there's not that much vagina in the world that you think I'm going to pay for. You understand what I'm saying? You think we doing this? So, I had a conversation with when we was at Rolling Loud or we all went out. I was at the bar, had a conversation with this lady. So, we was talking pretty. And I always say, I ain't even going to say what color she is cuz it's Lord knows it's going to be a damn fit in the comments. beautiful woman on what I like. Let me just say it. Right. Right.
Right. Because we don't need to argue.
>> So, long story short, she she asked me, "Was I married?" I said, "No." She said, >> "Well, that's a red flag for me. I don't like that. How you that old? Ain't never been married." Look, mind you, f first of all, lady, I don't owe you no type of conversation about my past life or why I'm not married. You understand? The fact that I did 15 years in prison, you know, for those ages where you get married and find your kids and things like that, you know, it's gone. Yeah.
There's nothing you can do with it.
that's not your business anyways. But for you to say it's a red flag for you because I haven't been uh married and divorced and went through all this traumatic [ __ ] in my life that you don't want to have no more conversation with.
What does that say about you? What does that say about you? You're judgmental.
You know what I'm saying? Um you cannot have an adult conversation just out in a bar and be sociable because you're trying to pick up on me, but you have a wedding ring.
>> Mhm.
>> You understand what I'm saying?
>> And if you want a guy who is what does she want? Like what if you were married?
Would that be okay? if you were married, you at the that moment you had a ring on.
>> You see what I'm saying? So, it was so it was so delusional. So, I just having I have so many stories about women in my in my life. It's unbelievable the quality of man that you and you don't even carry that within yourself.
>> Do you do you think that these women realize that they're going to be 55 years old and and alone?
I mean, if they're bitter at in their tw and they're bitter in their 20s and 30s, >> what are you gonna be like when you're 55 living at home with your four cats just hating men?
>> Like, >> it's just wild. It >> It's It's insanity. Like, you know, did you know that there are companies out there, these hedge funds that are dumping tons of money into companies that make like box wine and sell cat food? I mean, because that's how cuz that's where you're headed, >> right?
>> That's going to be a booming business.
cat food. You want boxed wine in a box >> that you stick in your fridge >> because that's what women are heading for.
>> That's what 50-year-old 45 50 year old women that are that Listen, as you get into your 40s, harder to lose weight.
So, you're going to be 40 lbs overweight with your cats at home drinking wine, watching >> brag that you celibate. Yeah.
>> Don't Girl, you need to be giving that stuff.
>> That you don't need a man.
>> You don't need a man and all this extra next stuff. You don't need to be celibate. you need to be selling it or something because because at at 40 years old you're you're and and I'm not saying as a human being I'm not saying this and a woman's delusion at 40 years old overweight your dress size you know four times bigger than one it's supposed to you barely go to work you understand what I'm saying like it just you don't clean up your house you're lazy mentally so it shows in your physicality I get in your car and it's junk that let me know where your brain at and then you look at me and then put all the expectations on me and then still want me to buy and pay and do this ma'am get the first stop sign, you'll let me out. The first stop sign you see, I'll walk cuz it ain't even that serious. But >> as much as women try to look into men, because men will give up their happiness to have a home, a woman will give up her home to have her happiness.
>> That's a true statement. Cuz anytime you ask a man, how you doing? I'm all right.
I'm all right. That man ain't all right.
>> That man hate being at home. There was a a viral video um where this woman, she knocked on a dude's car window and he was like, "Man, I'm resting." He had been outside. He pulled up from the job.
He been in his car with a seat lean back for about an hour. You see?
>> Yeah. Yes. What are you doing? She comes. What are you doing out here? What are you doing? This is This >> is why I'm out here.
>> Exactly.
>> He don't want to go home. He don't >> right. He don't even want to go home. I have been in that same relationship. I have lied to my girl cuz I already know she on 10. She want to argue. There's nothing to even argue about. She want to art. Mind you, like I said, I'm out here, bro. I'm I got vests on. I'm in the hot sun. I'm running around with artists. I'm on planes. I'm on boats.
I'm up and down stairs. I'm in the mall.
I'm pushing people. It's 12 hours. I'm beat down. I want to come home. I don't want to have to handle a woman. The [ __ ] am I handling you for? What a woman. So, I want a man who can handle me. It ain't going to be me cuz I don't want to handle my woman.
>> No. I honestly your your wife or girlfriend or whatever should be like and I it should be your peace of mind.
It should be your peace of mind. should absolutely be everything she should be doing should be to make my life as easy and peaceful as possible because for my wife like that's everything I do is to make her you know financially you know sound so she feels comfortable so she has everything she wants like that's my whole goal that's my number one goal >> every man's goal is that but not every woman is receptical to understand that because I'm telling her oh we going to after hours after that they want to go out to eat after they want to go to eat I got to take them to the airport I'm lying And you know where I'm at? I'm in a hotel room taking a shower, decompressing. I don't even want to go home. Bro, >> you know what's funny? Um the first few times cuz your job your job sounds great, but the when I So I travel all the time, right? I'm on a plane at least at least two or three times um a month at least. Listen, last last month I was in San Diego for 4 days. I was in um oh gosh uh >> Austin was oh yeah Austin got back Ohio drove to I mean we're talking about getting on a plane and the next day back on the plane we're flying in flying out you know four hours here 6 hours here 5 hours here two driving four and a half hours to turn around a few hours later and drive all the way back like I'm >> non-stop traveling it listen and then it's this month I'm still traveling like I still we we got tra travel plans in the next in the next uh week or do same thing. So at least at least flying a couple times when I got out of prison and the first time I got on a plane, walked through the airport, got on the plane, [ __ ] so exciting. Walking through the airport was amazing.
That lasted I don't know the first five times maybe maybe 10 because it probably stretched a while. Now oh you got to fly you're going to fly in here. My first thought like it's not fun anymore. This is not fun. So you for you they think but see they they think it's exciting, right?
>> I got a b I'm babysitting. I'm carrying stuff. I'm helping people. I'm looking all around. I'm tracking this. I'm doing this isn't fun.
>> Everybody said like like when I got from rolling Loud, she like, "Oh, I see you having fun out there rolling loud. I'm just this and I'm that and me me me."
Lady, do you understand? I'm in a hot sun and with all this gear on wearing black, I got to push it. See if I'm walking in dirt. You understand what I'm saying? I got to deal with so many people from the artist. Then the artist has mama jersey, data jers, cousin jerseys, friend jersey, and all this other extra neck [ __ ] And everybody want this. Then we have to get in a car.
Mind you, this not a regular car, right?
We're in a black truck. Six, six or seven people. We probably got nine people in here plus luggage. The volume is on 17,000. Everybody in here is drunk. You understand what I'm saying?
The truck is doing this for six hours on the ride. It's not f I don't complain about it. But understand what I'm saying. When I come home to my woman, it's the last thing I want to do is to argue with you about nothing. It ain't even going on because you said in here you went and did your little nursing job or did your little babysitting job, whatever you did, put in your head. You seen something on, you know, social media. Now whatever you thought becomes the your reality, your reality turns into your nightmare because it's your nightmare. Now you believe what you told you and then you know, oh my god, I got to cuss him out because he cheating on me.
You think I want that? I wish I had time.
>> Oh, >> or the energy.
>> Or the energy.
>> The energy. I just, you know, I just don't. I just >> So when somebody ask me say, "Oh, why you not married in your 40s? Y'all have nothing to offer me to make me excited about wanting to come home to y'all.
There's nothing to come." And it ain't like you help. It ain't never you never picked up my phone and said, "Babe, do you need more business cards? Babe, what can I do for you for marketing? Babe, is there anybody who I can call? Maybe some record labels? Can I get you some more flyers printed up? Babe, what can I do to help you? Help us. Can It's never been that phone call. It's never been, "Can I help you?" It's always, "How can I hurt you and spend your money?" And I want to get married to that. I don't. I don't. You'll keep it. But this is the podcast that I want to put out there because it's important to reach the masses of women. And I ain't talking about just black or white Cambodian. If you have a vagina, I need to speak to you. I don't give a damn if you a goldfish. If you got a vagina, you need to hear this message.
You you know what's funny? Uh listen that I've I my the bar for my how much my wife expects me to put into our relationship is so low at this point.
>> I thought you were going to say no.
>> Oh, you got it.
>> It's so low. Like I um so she does comp she used to complain about me posting on Facebook. So, keep in mind we have a a Facebook page for the uh for for the podcast, >> correct?
>> That is run by a management company.
Okay.
>> So, which I don't >> no control, right?
>> Colby like I don't know what's happened.
>> You just cut the check. How you been?
>> No. Are you kidding me? That's Colby tells me that that's all I have. Yeah.
Well, even results, bro. You know, when I know something gets posted, when it show when I see it on Facebook, like I don't have I have no idea when these things are happening and I'll look and sometimes I'll look maybe once or twice a week. I'll check out what's on there and oh, looks good. Okay, cool. I guess um Oh, there's more subscribers. That's nice. I wonder why that happened. You know, like I have no clue. But my wife is subscribed and sees it and so there's constantly posting. She's like, "You never post me." Now I have a private page. I have a private page, which is just my page. So, >> bro, I already know where this is going, bro.
>> I'm like I'm like, "Okay, well, I don't I don't really post on my private thing." She's like, "You used to when we were not dating. I did post, but only because I knew she was paying attention to bother her."
>> So, I would post cuz I knew she was monitoring it because we were broken up.
So, it just to bother her. So, and listen, it did it infuriated. I post picture of me with another chick and send it out and I get this [ __ ] livid, you know, I'm unfollowing you.
So anyway, but so you know, then we got married and I posted a couple times and then I just stopped posting because like I've got a wife. Like I I don't need this. Like I have other things to do.
So, the bar is so low that I've heard her mention multiple time and this is the worst thing is that I have a friend named James and I have a friend named Wade and a couple other guys like um like uh uh Artap Dan. These guys post all the time with them and their dogs and them and their wives and them and their K. So, it just makes me look bad, right?
>> She's like, "Oh, look, Dan. Look what look Dan and Shel just went to dinner."
And she shows it to me and I'm like, "Motherfucker, I'm gonna call that [ __ ] I'm I'm calling post that [ __ ] You need Can you block her? You know, um, same thing with same thing with same thing with weights and Oh, God. And listen, James >> James loves his wife.
>> It's non-stop. It's not every and he's Andy travels a lot. So, he's traveling dinners, everything. They're always dra It's horrible. They have no idea the amount of pressure they're putting. So, I finally got So, I have a I have a chick that >> does my social does my my um LinkedIn account. She posts. She She does all my help.
>> I need her, >> bro. She's good. She's What's good about her is that she's a stay-at-home mom with I think three kids. So, this is just extra money for her, >> right?
>> So, so she posts, but she also she books all my um she books all of my keynote speeches. She she follows it up and she treats me like I'm a small child, like I'm a complete [ __ ] which is exactly what I mean. Like, I'm walking into the speech and she texts and I get a text, hey, by the way, this is, remember, these are the underwriters. They wanted you to focus more on underwriting. You met with them last week. Guy's name is Carl. You're supposed to be looking for him. I mean, like like thank God because she knows I'm an idiot, >> right?
>> So, I go to her one day and I said, "Listen, >> here's a problem I have with my wife. I never post. I want to post. It just doesn't occur to me to post. I'm like, we do take pictures. Could I send you pictures and you post a couple times a week and say something nice?" And I said, "Is that bad?" And she starts laughing. She said, "I got it. No problem. I pay her to post a couple times >> on your private page.
>> Now, my unfortunately, I'm no good at secrets. I'm really bad at it, right?
Like my wife and my wife has complete access to everything I do. So, I'm not able to hide anything. I didn't last I think a couple of days before one day she calls me and I put on speaker and I'm like, "Hey, what's going on?" She's like, "Hey, by the way, this is what's going on." blah blah blah. Well, she's talking about something else, which is what she and then immediately says, "By the way, about your Facebook, when are you going to send me some photos about?"
I said, "Okay, look, I I'll I'll um Yeah, I got you. I got you. Uh, I'll call you back." And I hit the thing. Of course, my wife is looking right at me.
She goes, "Why is she posting on your Facebook? I thought you had somebody to post on Facebook." I'm like, "No, no, oh, that's I said, "Yeah, the b the business." So, that's We were just talking about the And I thought, "Fuck, I can't even come for a [ __ ] professional con man. I can't [ __ ] come up with a lie for [ __ ] And I looked at I went and I looked at her and she looked at me. She goes, "What's going on?" I went, "Fuck." And she goes, "What?" I said, >> "Okay." I said, "I was talking to her about posting a couple times a week on Facebook pictures of you and me with something nice and maybe maybe a a a quote or something." So that cuz I said, "I know because you I know I want to post. I just forget and I think that I should post and I know all it's important to you >> and this honestly coming from you to her >> and I'm telling >> it's falling on death theory.
>> No, no. Okay, that's what I'm saying.
The bar is so low.
>> This is a perfect opportunity for for a normal woman to be mad at me.
>> Right. That's what I said.
>> She looks at me and she goes, >> "Oh my god, that is the sweetest thing ever."
>> But it is though.
>> You hired somebody so you don't feel left out >> to keep me happy.
>> Yeah. No, I agree. Well, a lot of women would have been like, "You see the first thing I said, right?" Right. Yeah.
That's what I thought. That's my thought. She went, "Oh my god, you're thoughtless."
>> She said, "Well, listen." She goes, "I need to I need to Okay, the pictures."
She goes, "You post horrible pictures of me. You I I don't like I don't I want to see the picture." And I thought, "Fuck, if all I got to do," and she goes, "I'll send you some pictures." Now, she's sending pictures to me, help me everybody be happy.
>> But that's good, though. It is good because but see I've got she has low expectations of what to expect.
>> You would have been thoughtless. Um you didn't put nothing into it. Um you're too busy for her. You're too busy for the relationship. You post pictures that make her look fat. You do it on purpose.
And that's why I said for me to be an important part of a woman's life to become a podcast influencer when it talks about relationships because women need to hear the grimy stories and what they expect out of their man. Is is it like like for me, right? I'm professional bodyguard. I don't work at Home Depot. I don't work at Lowe's. I don't work at a normal job where people are running to sign up. You don't sign up to be a bodyguard.
>> You you don't sign up to be This is This is a profession that chooses you because of who you are as an innate DNA. You you you have a very um unique DNA trait, which I have.
You're not filling out an application.
for class D security license anybody can do you talking professional bodyguard that's a whole different mind frame so me dating a woman a regular woman versus a celebrity I've dated you know the celebrity I've been tied to a few you know different women in the industry but to to date a regular woman and to leave this house that y'all share to go get on a yacht with you know the mega stars who who bodies are are bought who look crazy, gorgeous, have crazy money.
You know, I'm a good-look guy, you know what I mean? Now we're out here on the yacht, shirts off and all this extra neck stuff, and she's seeing these pictures. What does it tell her in her mind? Because she's a woman. He got to be having sex with her. Do you know how much jeopardy me and this woman going to be in if we start having relations? Do you? But another good thing that makes me great at what I do, there's no um slander.
There's no scandal about me. There's no scand I don't what's the word like I don't promote or or take advance over my clients. I I' I've never crossed that line.
>> Um there's been times where lines have been crossed. There's times where I woke up and my client mega superstar is in my bed in Airbnb.
That's the problem. I understand. I didn't understand how a woman felt when a man does that to them until I was put in that position. When I tell you I felt so vulnerable, as big as I am, as macho as I am, I really didn't know what to do. I'm so scared because of the scandal. She might her sister might walk in here. She might wake up sober and think that this is what I did. You understand? Like there's so much going on in my mind and that I do keep it so professional. I am so well respected in the industry that if this does get out, it's going to change my whole situation.
You so right to wake up with a woman in your bed, man, that [ __ ] blew me. I can't I was so scared, bro. I've never been scared like this a damn life. I will face death in in in in the most egregious form. But when I woke up and that meastar was in my bed, I laid there for a minute, man. my heart pounding and she's heavy cuz she drunk.
She's heavy on you know when you're drunk you got that dead weight on you.
So instead of me just you know being able to lay her over I'm like man damn I got this bra in my bed bro and I'm fully clothed cuz we're in the Airbnb. We had just did a big uh show. So I'm fully clothed. I still got everything on except for my vest. So I got my undershirt on. I got my gun in my waist.
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>> And I'm saying, man, I don't even know what to do with this. I really don't know. So, I'm like, no, I'm good. I don't want to insult her. I don't want her to feel disrespected.
>> She's got money and power and and and I'm not saying that she's >> I feel like that gig's over. You ain't never having that gig again.
>> She's right then. She's She's just might as well pack my [ __ ] up and [ __ ] >> That's what I'm saying. And if it gets out to TMZ, if it get if if a story gets leaked, do you know how many people depend on me? Do you know how many people allow me around their children?
You understand? Like I talk a lot of [ __ ] and all that and I do, but when it come to respect and family and morals and decency, I'm I'm really that's why people love me. I know how to move in every situation. So all this [ __ ] is going through my head. So I just get up and I go back in bed with her. So I'm saying to myself, she drunk. I'mma go back in bed. I'mma, you know, lay her down. You know what I'm saying? And then hopefully she, you know, drunk passes out and I get up and go back on the couch. So we went back in the room and she hugged me again. I'm like, "Listen, I I I I don't feel comfortable." Like, you know what I mean? Mind you, I just said, "You don't know who see. I'm going to tell you who seen everything." So, she's like, "Listen, um I don't get what's the word she used."
She said, "I don't get um from her man. She don't get the uh affection."
>> Yeah, affection. But she used another word, but affection is a good word. She said, you know, I don't get the love and affection. And she like, you know, black, you make me feel so comfortable when you're around, like you you more than like you make me feel like somebody who I never felt before. And I feel and I know she drunk, but I know some of the stuff she said because I know how I make people feel. I'm a very courageous man, you know. So, I'm saying >> I feel very safe.
>> Yeah, you should.
So, the whole time I'm trying to figure out how the [ __ ] can I get out of this situ, bro.
And then I woke up the next day, I ain't say nothing to her. You know what I'm saying about the situ? I didn't want to remind nobody, nothing. I I was able to slip out the room and she slept in there by herself. So the next day, we was all packing up, getting ready to leave, and then her best friend, who was like her sister, she pulled me to the side. She was say, "Hey, listen. I want to tell you something." I'm like, "What's up?"
She was like, "What you did last night, I seen it, bro?" My heart dropped. I'm like, "Bro, it's over." Cuz it didn't happen, right? So she was like, "I seen it. You ain't had nothing to do with it.
She came to your room. I seen you get up and leave. I seen her come and get you.
She was like, I really like my level of respect has already been there for you.
She said, but my level of respect for you is much higher. She said cuz anybody else would have, you know, [ __ ] but I seen you, you know, take the proper steps to and avoid as much as you can.
She was like, I like I really want to tell you like I appreciate you. You know what I mean? I was like, damn, bro. But I've been in some crazy situations with women.
>> Never got another gig from her, did you?
>> No. No, I did. Oh, did you?
>> We end up becoming like like really like closer friends. I thought you were going to say like, >> "So, no." So, so what happened was like about 3 weeks later, we were talking and I kind of throw something in there to see how she'll catch it cuz I don't know if she remembers or what. She was like, "Same thing." She like, "No, you know, I was out of line. I was drunk. I appreciate the way you handled the situation. It was very manly of you." I didn't want to pick bring it back up cuz I didn't want to offend you. I said, "Man, you had me shaking in my boot. I didn't want to bring it back up. It happened. It didn't happen. Whatever you thought happened, I don't know. But long as you don't remember what I get, I don't know. I was [ __ ] up. I was lost about this [ __ ] So when we end up talking about it, she was like, "No, you know, man." Yeah. We end up becoming closer friends. We still friends to this day. She probably laughing right now when she watching. But it's crazy though.
>> Let's hope we don't get a phone call.
>> Yeah. Let's hope we don't get up on that.
>> You got to take that down. You're doing too much. You talking too much. But yeah, it's um Man, this being a bodyguard is not it's not for the faint.
It's not for the weak. And for a woman who dates me, she has to be damn near just as levelheaded like the jealousy and the [ __ ] and and and and respect herself and she can't be involved with me. She has to be involved with herself first.
>> And I think that's where people lose their self. They end up trying to over make their partner happy or make them satisfied. Like you know, you going above and beyond to do [ __ ] and they don't even read it like that because the minute that you do something for a person, you know, the first thing they always say, "Ain't nobody tell you to do that. You did that on your own. How much [ __ ] do you want to do on your own? I don't want to do a whole lot of [ __ ] on my own. So you telling me is irrelevant because I'm gonna tell you I wasn't doing it in the first damn place cuz I already know what you going to do. Going to throw it back in my face.
>> Mhm.
>> But man, being a bodyguard is not for the faint on both sides. It's really not.
>> So how do you start this podcast, Colby?
>> How do I start it?
>> Yeah. So, I mean, how how does that is that a a Streamyard podcast? Is that a >> Oh, are we talking about Yeah. Black's podcast? I mean, >> I would at least start if it even if it's just you sitting in front of camera and talking about >> But how do you even get the How do you get to the position where >> people want to market to come and see what I'm even talking about?
>> Well, yeah. No, but I'm saying where women are reaching out to you kind of um >> you know what you need to look at. I can't believe Samuel something. Oh yeah, the Samuel guy. Yeah. I mean, it's uh >> Do you know what I'm saying? Because think about that's difficult. Like you don't already have a following where women you you could probably do a bunch of social if you probably did it for like a month and then scheduled people.
You but you'd have to do a lot of advertising to really get it out there to let people know and then try and schedule something where they could cuz he did his on Zoom, right? Well, whatever Streamyard, Zoom, whatever it was, Riverside, he did his all remote.
So you'd have the same kind of a platform only it'd be the same thing, right?
>> You just need to start with a one chick come in and talk to her for an hour.
You're going to do talk to 15 minutes, 10 minutes, 5 minutes. Like have to be multiple, right?
>> You got to think about these things. You >> I I really don't though to be honest with you. I really don't. I'm I'm going keep a G with you. I all I got to do is put a trailer out there teaser. It's a wrap because a lot of women already want to hear what I got to say cuz you got >> a live then you do a live and and but if it's a live there are they they're not they're just leaving a chat.
>> No, no, you could do a live like a Zoom like streaming. Yeah. Yeah. You could do that and then the same thing just set the camera up to to go on different >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. I'm sorry I'm wrong. Yeah.
>> Yeah. You like it can definitely be done. But I just think when I really think going into 2030, women need to rationalize who they date and where their energy is and what they expect because you're not even pulling what you're looking to be pulled for. You're making you're making $60,000 a year. You want me to make half a million a year.
>> And then then again, if I am making half a million a year and we're only dating, where does my financial responsibility for you come in at? I owe you no obligation.
None.
>> God, what is it? There's a there's a thing out there. There was I haven't seen it in a while. It had to be a skit.
It was this mousy chick who was talking to a like a dating coach or a a woman that no like a head hunter. The woman that finds men and this this chick was just this skinny little w mousy woman who and and she's >> and she's explaining to the coach, the the head hunter what she wants. It's the most bizarre. And I kept thinking this has to be a skit, but there's dozens of them. Like she keeps it's like her name is and she looks exactly like she's like Penelope or something like she looks like or olive oil. I mean she looked like olive oil and she's telling her like needs to be at least six foot tall.
Uh needs to have a full head of hair.
Has to have at least a master's degree.
Has to I mean she's going on and on and you're looking at her going >> what do you bring? Yeah. What are you doing? Like what's your education? Where where's your base at?
>> Education cuz I don't I don't listen, let's face it. Guys don't care what a girl does, what she makes, you know. Um it's it's does she look good? Is she supportive? Is she Is she going to be, you know, my piece of like bring me peace? Is she like I don't care if she works in a butcher shop. I don't care if she comes home bloody every single day and she's a butcher and makes very little money. Although butchers actually make pretty good money. Um, but you know, I I don't I don't care what she does, you know, but she's got to have the right attitude. But this chick was insane.
>> That but but most of them are. You understand what I'm saying? That's like the trouble I've encountered being a professional bodyguard after all that time in prison. Like I had everywhere I go with even in a confined environment like me having you know sexual encounters with with cos who are professional who have been trained who are a part of law enforcement they psychologically an inmate is able to break them down. So if I'm an inmate and I've known I have done this for sure and I'm in a confined body what do you think is going to happen to somebody like me when I get out into society? You think I'm not going to try your wife? You think I don't care about your marriage or anything? I don't because she weak, bro.
And I'm on her ass if I want her. And if I'm going to crack her, I'mma crack her cuz I already know what I'mma do with her. But again, you know, I talk that [ __ ] But the reality of it is if I'm having sex with cos in a prison, what's that telling me about when I get home?
There's not a there's not a woman I can't try.
Right.
>> Okay. Yeah.
>> So, okay. So, >> I mean, so we go back to >> Or that you won't try.
>> That I won't try. You know what I'm saying? So we going back to the expectations of what a woman want. You want all these things, but then when you have somebody like me and you at your job for eight hours a day and I've already cracked the cos and you just you dating somebody who just a lame or even if you married to somebody who ain't really doing I got eight hours a day with you. Five five days. I got 40. I got more time with you at this job than you got with your man at the house.
You don't think I ain't going to entertain him? You see what I'm saying?
You think I ain't I I'm I'm I'm I'm supposed to try her cuz I'm a man. She's supposed to already set her boundaries to where every day I come to work, I ain't even supposed to look at her no more. But the boundary is never set.
That's why women joke they have a career husband, they have a home husband, they had the food boyfriend, they got the cash app boyfriend, they got the luggage boyfriend.
>> So where are we at in today's society? I just think that when we talk about women's expectations, they don't even you not worth what you talking about.
Do you know in the Bible cuz that women always quote >> go to the Bible.
>> We got to go to the Bible real quick.
>> The Bible >> men are providers. Men are leaders.
They're vice jurants. God said this. God said that. You know what God said about a woman's wages? Loaf of bread. Let's talk about that. They can't quote that though. They ain't gonna quote that, right?
>> They don't want to talk about it, though. You see what I'm saying? So, >> I don't want to get cancelled.
>> No, no, I know. I know. But >> I say enough stuff.
>> You and me both.
>> Oh, man. Let's get back. Um, let's talk about these food. Prison food.
>> Prison. Okay.
>> Prison food.
>> Prison food.
>> Okay.
>> I had a restaurant in prison, >> right?
When the Super Bowl came, >> I had probably 150 pizzas on the little aluminum desk stacked up.
I I think I sold each piece for 50 bucks a pop. I probably made I probably made5 $6,000 between nachos and pizza on Super Bowl. That's just one weekend like run.
>> Um my for my my um >> what was that pizza? Uh, it was a wrap where you >> Right. So, so you What were they had?
They sold them in five or or 10 packs.
The little flowers.
>> You take them.
>> You toast them.
>> No, I put them in the water.
>> Okay. I put them >> Yeah. Break it down for someone who's never been in prison. I'm thinking how >> put them in the water. I mean, how do you make it crust?
>> Right. So now, boom. I get the flour tortillas. They come in a pack. Just like the grocery store. You get them at the commissary. Once I get them, I pop them open. I don't heat them. I take them I take hot water, put it in the microwave. Hot water and honey. The honey you don't put a whole bunch. The honey just makes it stick when you get to wrapping it with the heat. So you you take each flower tortilla, dip it in a bowl of water, swish it around, put it on um take a trash bag and like uh cut it open the shape of the locker.
>> Yeah.
>> So you know it's plastic so it's covered. So now you take your flowers and they came 10 in a pack. Take all 10, put them in the hot water. You lay them out. You lay them out in the shape of a pizza which is round. So you know once you get to the you layer it like start one in the middle then you know each side start building it out.
>> Oh you did the big pizza.
>> Yeah the big pizza.
>> Oh I thought you they had personal things. What? It was just one.
>> It was no money in personal paying pizza for me. What you saying like seven bucks if that maybe a book of stamps back then? I don't know. Not a book of stamps.
>> Yeah. It's no money for me.
>> Right.
>> So I I make these big ones.
>> It takes just as much time as >> just as much time. Right. So now you layer them out. So once you layer them out, the flower tortilla shell at the end is not perfect because they got little round humps. It look like a big sunflower. So now what you want to do is because the honey is already in the water, you start rolling the crust back slowly in like thin layers. Roll it, roll it, roll it, roll it, roll it. Then you start building up your crust with the flour tortilla and the honey and the water. So now once you get that you poke holes in it with a fork because once you do put it in the microwave it rises. So what I used to do is I used to put the sauce on there put a little cheese on there and put it in the microwave and then that would that it sticks everything together. I used to season the crust saison and salt pepper and all this real fancy like.
>> So once you get it once you bake that in the microwave you bring it back to your locker and then you start building whatever they ordered or veggie pizza.
need to sell pepperoni, summer sausage, uh tuna, macer, um oysters, uh salmon, um man, I all type of meats and cheeses.
So, every order I might have 10, 15 orders. So, what I do is I see how many people want vegetarians first. So, I might got five veggie pizzas. I make them and get them out the way. Then, I go next to the meat lovers. And what I do is I start um every pizza, unless you didn't order, automatically comes with veggies. So, if you didn't like tomatoes or onions, it didn't get put on there.
But for the most part, now you got all these pizzas made. So, people would come to the unit on a 10-minute moves. Every 10-minute move, people are able to go to the yard, library, unicorn, they would all shuffle into my unit, get their pizzas, and, you know, going out. And I was $50 a pizza at 150. I don't know what the math was, but Super Bowl nachos, same thing. I just wasn't just making cheese like oh Taco Bell, you know, cheese on the side with nachos. I'm actually building you would bring me your bowl and I would build your nacho.
I put the the cheese in the bowl first like they do at Starbucks, what they call a caramel drizzle on the cup, right?
>> I would do the cheese drizzle in your bowl. So you have cheese first, put the chips and I put your um your cheese on the chips, then put meat, then put the um veggies, then put your cheese, then put another stack of chips, cheese, meat, and then your bowl is real heavy.
That was like 12 or 15 bucks. Then it was cheesecakes out the coffee creamer.
>> Oh my god.
>> Horrible, bro.
>> Terrible.
>> I Yeah, guys would be I mean like I've I've listen I've probably eaten the whole time I was locked at five or six pieces. But guys would be like, "Hey, you want you want some cheesecake?" I like I've had enough creamer this week.
Thank you, >> man. That That's probably so brutal. But I I made a killing. It >> But they're also taste just like cheesecake.
>> They do taste just like cheesecake.
>> It's amazing. I'll take the graham crackers, crush them up, and put them in there with the butter and the cinnamon sugar. Put it in the microwave, put it around the bowl, get my mix, you know, sugar, um, a little cream cheese, a little, you know, French vanilla, uh, creamer, and, you know, you might want chocolate or strawberries or blueberries. Mix that in the bowl. Cook it in the microwave and get it, you know, good and soupy. Put it inside your uh, your crust. Smooth it out. Put your little strawberries on top. Close the lid. Put it in a plastic bag. Put it in a mop bucket full of ice. as a refrigerator.
>> Mhm.
>> And so the cold it just locks it up. And those were what 14 bucks a piece.
>> We had a guy we was this a medium or a low?
>> It was a both.
>> Okay.
>> So at the at both >> you did have both. So at when I was in the medium, we had a guy I mean every unit has one of these, but uh we they didn't do this at the low because one, >> we didn't have trash cans at the low.
>> I got a great story for you. And two, um, guys had stingers, but it would have stunk up the whole pl. It stunk up the whole place anyway, but at the medium, they'll let you get away with more [ __ ] So, they would steal oil out of the kitchen and then put the stinger in it and they could deep fry stuff. This guy, there was always somebody doing this, but this one guy um, uh, used to do it.
[ __ ] I can't believe I can't remember his name. Anyway, um Scott Scott Scott Montgomery Scott would take his mattress and they'd curl up their mattresses and stick them, you know, either in the corner or whatever, somebody else's cell. And then, you know, you have the we had the it was just a sheet of a sheet of metal for the bunk beds, you know, and they take them off and he would have every surface of the entire thing. They would deep fry all day. They they'd make uh wraps with chicken in them that they stole out of the kitchen. And I mean, we're talking about >> they they were amazing. And deep fry the [ __ ] out of them. And I mean, they put them out and take orders. And you'd come in and I used to never [ __ ] go in. I used to I used to never put my order in.
I always come in. I'd be like, "Bro, come on. Let me get one." No. Well, no, Cox. No. No. We're booked. I don't even have enough to fill my orders. One. Come on. One. I got I GOT STAMPS RIGHT NOW. I don't care. No. That's crazy.
>> This is the whole argument, >> man. Listen, I had a friend of mine, he's a millionaire right now down in Hollywood, Florida. His name is Mardlo.
I could drop that name. We won't get a phone call about that.
>> Right. So, I first got into um I first got into Well, he came in and he he was in Time magazine for getting busted with the biggest um spice ring in the I in the United States. He would fly in from Indonesia, India, >> right?
>> All the spice. Spice back then. What they call that now? What do they call it? The synthetic.
>> Yeah, it's a uh is it um K2? No. K2 K2.
>> But back then they call it spice. But now they call it K2.
>> Because you could sell You could sell You could sell it. You could sell it in [ __ ] 7-Eleven.
>> That's what he was doing. You could sell it everywhere. So he would bring it in by the boatloads. I'm talking about man just cut him. He had like four little dude. They're all young. I mean they're bringing it in. Anyways, the case made US times magazine. just give you an idea of the capability of his mindset, young kid. So he comes in and uh you know when you're from Florida, everybody embraces you. So he came in cool little dude just bopping. I just knew he had a cool little vibe. So we chopping them up one day. So the weekend comes, same thing. I always roll my mattress back. I get my um my my my garbage bag, lay him out on the mattress. I'm deep frying with the stinger.
>> You know, you plug it in. You got two end wires. You twist it around a piece of metal and you stick it in the grease with the trash can that was made. What was the trash can? Wasn't that out of plastic? What was it back then?
>> It was like a I mean, it wasn't rubber.
It was like a um It's a composite material. B >> I bet you all the boops had this was this was this in white ones. The little white. Yeah. Coleman. The little white.
>> Yeah. It was a little It was this big.
They were They were round >> and it would I mean it's it's a deep fryer bubbling. I mean you'd [ __ ] kill yourself if you put your hand in there.
>> Oh, absolutely. Yeah. It's crazy. So we in there. So he was electrician already.
So he comes in and I'm in there u frying and stuff and he's so amazed by the stinger. He's like, "Man, that's like 240 house volts." Like, man, it's coming right off the wire. Like, man, you guys are going to electrocute yourself. No, no, no. He's electrician. So I'm in the fire. So now I get ready to sit down, man. Soon as I get ready to sit on the metal bump, man, it grabs my whole chest and snatches me back all the way to the door. What the [ __ ] are you doing? If you touch THAT METAL, MAN, YOU'RE gonna die. I'm like, man, listen. My god, I I know you just left the street and it's okay. But this what we do. This is how we live and eat. So, I say that to say this, his mindset was already So, he end up going home. He did like >> eight or 10 years, but he went home in the same electrician thing that he was doing and helped me out in prayer. He ended up making me um what is it? super industrial um thing cuz he was good with electric. I I don't know how like but he made it to where it it was in the shape of a pingpong almost like the bottom of the trash can. It g it gave me an edge on my competition because I was able to fry completely like I didn't have to roll and sit and babysit it. But I used to do what my um I used to wrap the dental floss >> so the stuff didn't open up and the the flour tortilla the fried burrito.
>> Okay. So I would take dental floss and wrap the fried burrito on Yeah. four ends and then drop them.
>> I don't know how they did it.
>> Yeah, that's how I was doing it. But yeah, I made a killing on fried burritos, man. But I don't know. Like FBOP, man.
>> Like a b fried burrito right now.
When they didn't call them burritos, there was raps. Wraps. Wraps.
>> Yeah. Everybody I I still call call them wraps out here and they're like my wife it's the other burritos. Right. Right.
You know what I'm saying?
>> I still make some of the stuff at home.
You know I make a brick every now and again. You know what I'm saying? I do I do my my travel packs like for food. I take um well now it's the 30 grams of salmon. Like my book bag right now in the trucks got probably about six of them. I take them in Longhorn. I take them in every other seller like like the crispy um not the crispy chicken Caesar salad. I ordered that for like 15 bucks and then dropped that 30 grams of protein on there. Still eating >> box Chevy. Uh uh that's what uh Donovan used. You want a box Chevy? And I guess that was like a brick of food. Yeah.
>> It just mushed up food all together and then you put the hot water on it and make it a brick and then let it sit >> and then peel it up, put hot sauce and cheese on it.
>> Oh my god, bro. This is Yeah, >> it's just insane. Like like prison is federal prison is just a whole another world in itself. But at the at the medium, it's funny. At the medium, when I first when I got there, >> yeah, there would be it was it was a circus when you went to the wrecky yard.
There were so many people selling so much stuff. At the low, it wasn't as bad, >> but it was >> What about the poker room at the medium in the back corner on the back tables?
>> Um, at the medium, >> they would play.
>> But I'm saying it was it was like a real casino. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No doubt.
It was everything.
chips and they all you got poker. You got uh 21, you got blackjack. Oh, it it was it was crazy. You had the guys tattooing, you had the guys cooking, you had dudes >> at the medium, the low, not as much, but not that there were there were still guys, but they would shake you down like they at the medium you could tell a guard, hey, >> I'm going to >> right >> look, but I'll be honest with you. I'm a tattoo guy.
>> I'm in 107, you know, like I got a client tonight. If I don't know and the guy would be like, "Listen, bro. The [ __ ] you know, the lieutenant comes around at 6, right?"
>> So, get yourself a good watcher and not some [ __ ] idiot. You understand?
Like, I don't want to know about it. I don't want to hear about it. But make sure that it's shut down when the lieutenant come here cuz he's going to walk. If he [ __ ] finds you doing it, I'm in trouble and I swear I'll make your life miserable. They're like, "Yeah, I got you, bro. I got you." Like, like they're cool like that, you know?
They know what's happen.
>> They chasing me on the yard one time.
Well, I got I got I got the burritos in the bucket. This grease is frying.
They're coming in to target me specifically, right? It's like three of them. So, my watch is telling me like black, they coming upstairs like they already coming with a bag like they coming to get somebody. So, I'm like, damn. So, I start unplugging and doing the [ __ ] So, then you know they start walking down, you know, the rail. So, man, I'm the only person you coming for.
I already know I get the [ __ ] trash can and [ __ ] man. I'm I'm coming down the stairs with a trash can. They're going up the other side of the stairs.
So I bolt across the um through the double doors and out the front. They could see me now run out, you know what I'm saying, the dorm with his trash can and [ __ ] So they come, bro, I'm hauling ass across the whole grass to the wrecky yard with this [ __ ] trash can with grease, hot grease and burritos in it, right? So now the whole yard's out there cheering me on. Go like go.
So I look over my shoulder, man. This grease is spilling. It's hot as [ __ ] I throw the grease and the burritos. I run out on the yard and [ __ ] Mind you, two things is already going in my head. I'm already going to the hole. So, I'm going to make a spectacle of it. You ain't got nowhere to go when you get on the wrecky yard. You know, it's all in me. Like, this [ __ ] was crazy. But, man, we you used to see the guys running from the police all day long on the yard or, you know, cutting through the grass and trying to I don't know why, but it's just crazy. Just some of the [ __ ] we used to see and do. It's wild as [ __ ] >> So, where can people find you, >> man? Listen, y'all already know what it is. Big bad bodyguard to the stars with all the cars. Y'all can catch me on Instagram, Black Label Services 2.0. Tik Tok, Tik Tok, Tik Tok. You can catch me Black Label 1014. Facebook, Snapchat, Cody Cooling, you know, you can catch me on YouTube real soon. I'm going to do Black Label Lounge. So ladies, tune in.
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