YOUTUBE PREMIERE - Slush Fund From the Planet of the Pigs

Added: 2026-05-25

[00:00:03]This is Dr. Melania and her husband Donald Trump.

[00:00:10]And that is their son, Little Boron.

[00:00:14]He will never pay taxes or be audited.

[00:00:19]The time is 2021. The place is Planet Earth. And what a day to land. January 6.

[00:00:28]Welcome, gentlemen, to the United States of America. Sorry about the mess, but we have orders to stand down.

[00:00:44]Mr. Newberger's AI funnies presents slush fund from the planet of the pigs.

[00:00:57]A sequel far worse than the original.

[00:01:02]Where the pigs come to our planet, >> at first feared and imprisoned.

[00:01:14]>> Let's do the female pig first.

[00:01:16]>> Set it right there.

[00:01:19]>> You know that pig dick is quite a delicacy.

[00:01:27]Do you speak English?

[00:01:33]Next has recognizing important objects.

[00:01:42]What do you do with this green stuff?

[00:01:47]Astounding.

[00:01:48]>> I could have answered that one. I aced my cognitive test five times just last week.

[00:01:55]>> Now the shoe test.

[00:02:02]>> Well, why doesn't she take it?

[00:02:03]>> Cuz that is last year's Christian Lubboutan red bottom heels. Yeah.

[00:02:09]And I don't wear last year's fashions like some cheap Walmart tryhard hussy who vote for my husband.

[00:02:16]>> I don't believe it.

[00:02:19]Our cover's blown. They know we can talk.

[00:02:28]>> Thank God I couldn't stay quiet any longer. I need to talk with their president about the slush fund. Set that up, little Porco.

[00:02:40]>> Meanwhile, the president convenes a special council to question the aliens.

[00:02:46]>> I told you there were aliens. We should see if they are edible.

[00:02:50]>> Sir, there is a lot of heat on you now for the January 6th hoax. It might not be the best time to also be fighting with the first alien life forms.

[00:02:58]>> That's true, Steven. First, we get friendly, then we eat them.

[00:03:02]>> Sir, the leader one wants to meet with you. And it's weird, sir. He looks just like you.

[00:03:09]>> Are you saying I look like like a pig?

[00:03:12]>> No, sir. Not at all. Sorry, sir. Not a pig.

[00:03:18]Do you have a name?

[00:03:22]>> My name is Melania Trump and I speak five languages which includes speak Latin. I am a doctor of shoolology and I don't really care. Do you?

[00:03:32]>> Does your handsome husband talk too?

[00:03:34]>> Oh, I talk plenty. Sometimes a little too much if you know what I mean. But we have a guy on our planet just like you.

[00:03:41]I saved him from being chased at airports and now he does whatever I ask.

[00:03:45]like whatever.

[00:03:48]>> Embraced by our civilization, our nation gives them a hero's welcome.

[00:03:56]Take me to your leader.

[00:04:00]>> But first, they go shopping.

[00:04:02]>> What's happening in Washington right now is really something.

[00:04:07]All those innocent tourists trying to visit the Capitol as the corrupt police and Nancy Pelosi treat them so poorly.

[00:04:24]>> Someone should really defend those patriots. This is like wine, but it's made by President Trump from the finest grapes in Hoboka, New Jersey.

[00:04:41]How is it in there?

[00:04:43]>> It is warm and relaxing.

[00:04:46]>> Probably because I have been going to the bathroom in there all day.

[00:04:52]>> It's bad enough the left have embraced illegal aliens, but they are pigs, too, which is offensive and not cleanly.

[00:04:59]President Trump should fire them back into space. And while the pigs were finding their way, they got some unexpected news.

[00:05:16]>> Are you okay?

[00:05:18]>> I am pregnant.

[00:05:19]>> No, really, what's wrong?

[00:05:23]>> Which made the meeting of the Trumps that more urgent.

[00:05:29]Especially when both tried to dominate the handshake.

[00:05:53]Hatel.

[00:06:23]Heat.

[00:06:43]HEAT.

[00:06:59]SO, what are you doing here anyway?

[00:07:01]Look, this January 6th thing is going to hurt for a while and you aren't staying in power for now.

[00:07:12]Believe it or not, they will elect you again. And with Elon's help, yeah, that weird drugged out nerd, you will be in control and get to punish everyone you hate.

[00:07:23]Plus, you get to start a slush fund. So, why are you telling me all this? What's in it for you? I was trying to go back to the year we lost the Emmy, but Melania was driving the ship. Big mistake. So, now that I'm here, I just want you to not screw things up for us.

[00:07:41]That's $1.8 8 billion dollars for all my friends.

[00:07:46]The Awitz hoodie guy, Confederate flag dude, the Q shaman, copers, Rudy Giuliani, that lady with the leopard print sweater.

[00:07:58]Okay.

[00:08:01]What the hell was that?

[00:08:05]When you're a star, they let you do it.

[00:08:07]And when Boron was born, Trump was nowhere to be found.

[00:08:11]>> Can you find my husband?

[00:08:14]>> I'll see what I can do.

[00:08:22]>> I'm not taking that.

[00:08:25]>> One man tried to help them.

[00:08:28]>> If Steven Miller sees your piglet, he will separate you from him. It is kind of his thing. And he would deport me, no questions asked. Even though I was born in Minnesota.

[00:08:39]>> Does your version of him still spray on his hair?

[00:08:43]>> He took them in. But what was his intentions?

[00:08:49]Was he Antifa MS13 or did he just like the taste of bacon?

[00:09:04]You are first human. I kiss.

[00:09:08]>> You are like the 1,000th woman I've kissed. We've been here for at least 9 months.

[00:09:14]>> Dad, he is doing it again.

[00:09:17]>> I knew I should have eaten you last night.

[00:09:26]>> Could this slush fund for insurrectionists threaten the very tenants of our democracy?

[00:09:35]And will his most loyal goons ever see their comeuppants?

[00:09:42]Will Melania find peace?

[00:09:49]Don't miss the stunning climax.

[00:10:01]It's not what it looks like. Little Porco and I were just discussing how to fix our ship.

[00:10:10]>> Slush Fund from the planet of the pigs.

[00:10:16]I >> really hate that sad loser, Mr. Newberger.

[00:10:18]>> Who me?

[00:10:20]>> You made a 10-minute AI film, Mr. Newberger, and didn't put your old pal Cash Money Patel in it. Not a single cameo. What does a guy got to do to get some goddamn respect around here?

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