I Have to Double My Paycheck at the Casino or Get a Tattoo

[00:00:00]Today I'm gambling my YouTube paycheck.

[00:00:02]Whatever the series video last week made, I'm gambling today. If I fail to double it, I face a consequence that you guys choose down below in the comment section. So, comment a funny punishment down below. If you get the most likes by next Friday, you win 100 bucks and you potentially see me do your punishment next week. Last week, the video made 2,900. So, this is $3,000. We have to turn this into 6,000 or I face a pretty bad consequence. The most liked comment, which you're going to win $100, is I have to get on Caleb Hammer's financial audit, which I can't promise anything, so I don't know if I could do that or not. The next highest liked comment is get an Elcortez tattoo. So, if I do not turn this into 6,000, I have to get an Elcortez tattoo. But good news is those two guys that commented win 100 bucks each. I'm a nice guy. Let's get started.

[00:00:52]We're here at Elcortez. Let's turn this into 6,000. We're going to start off with Martingale.

[00:00:58]$100 on player. If we lose, we double it.

[00:01:00]>> Oh, I thought we were going to Martinale. 3k.

[00:01:02]>> Both yours, please.

[00:01:03]>> That's a five. That's a five.

[00:01:05]>> Ace.

[00:01:06]>> No, I'm cooked. I knew it.

[00:01:10]Imagine I just did a thousand on tie.

[00:01:13]All right. 100 on player again. Don't have to marale anything. Don't worry.

[00:01:18]Yours, please.

[00:01:20]Yeah. Okay. We're head by one. As soon as I get a thousand.

[00:01:27]>> Can I see yours, please?

[00:01:29]I knew it.

[00:01:31]>> Wow.

[00:01:32]>> The mush. As soon as I get a th000 profit, I'm going straight to bubble crafts.

[00:01:36]>> Okay.

[00:01:37]>> So, this is going to take me a long time. Martin Gailing. Also, don't forget if I get to a million subscribers, I'm gambling a million dollars. So, subscribe right now. Can I see yours, please? Oh, seven. That's pretty good.

[00:01:51]>> That's pretty good.

[00:01:54]That's pretty good. Seven's really good.

[00:01:59]Now we opposite of Marting Gale >> partly.

[00:02:02]>> We stack it up.

[00:02:05]>> Can I see this one, please?

[00:02:09]Go ahead. Okay, we're ahead. Good. Good switch. Good switch. Good switch.

[00:02:18]10.

[00:02:20]Wow.

[00:02:22]I played four hands, three ties.

[00:02:26]>> Made one.

[00:02:26]>> This should be $1,000.

[00:02:28]>> Made $100 for >> I should be betting the tie right now.

[00:02:32]Go ahead. Just rip the bandit off.

[00:02:35]Seven.

[00:02:37]Wait, wait, wait, wait. I'll take the card.

[00:02:41]I'll take the card as long as it's a four or five.

[00:02:45]Ah, thank you very much.

[00:02:48]As long as it's a four or a five.

[00:02:50]Brandon, we're up 300 finally.

[00:02:54]I think Banker's going to win again.

[00:02:55]Imagine I just spent 100 in the 3K and then I only need another 100 and I lose it all.

[00:03:00]>> Look, I get it. If you're trying to look as fly as your boy, all you have to do is cop the new merch. Gotluff.com, baby.

[00:03:07]Ricky ain't in the background of this one. How about that? Yours, please.

[00:03:12]Six is pretty strong.

[00:03:14]Sheesh. Detrimental. Detrimental.

[00:03:17]Detrimental.

[00:03:19]Ah.

[00:03:21]Down 100 male time 200 on bank three.

[00:03:35]One is good. One is so good for morale.

[00:03:38]That's a seven. And if I pull a four, that's blazing sevens. There it is.

[00:03:43]>> Wow.

[00:03:44]>> Wow.

[00:03:45]At a boy B.

[00:03:46]>> Oh my god.

[00:03:48]>> At a boy B. Way to miss that one.

[00:03:51]Now he's tilting.

[00:03:59]Come on.

[00:04:03]14 down a thousand.

[00:04:06]2 male.

[00:04:16]>> Yes.

[00:04:19]I was about to just start walking over the tattoo shop, bro.

[00:04:24]>> All right.

[00:04:25]>> Can I get a Can I get a SL voucher?

[00:04:27]>> Yeah.

[00:04:27]>> Does it work over here?

[00:04:28]>> Yeah.

[00:04:29]>> Thank you. All right.

[00:04:32]That was No, that was not fun, bro.

[00:04:35]That was not fun.

[00:04:37]>> All right. Now, we're going to take the $1,000 slip over to bubble crabs.

[00:04:41]>> And guess what? There's a twist. They changed the bubble crabs. Did you know that?

[00:04:46]>> What do you mean? It's set up so it doesn't roll seven.

[00:04:49]>> Oh, >> yeah. You didn't know that?

[00:04:52]>> Did not know that.

[00:04:53]>> Yeah.

[00:04:54]>> Why don't we start there?

[00:04:56]>> Um cuz it makes it too easy.

[00:04:59]>> Oh, >> and you don't want to make it obvious to the the audience, you know.

[00:05:02]>> I wish I had a players card, though.

[00:05:05]>> Sure. Wish I had a players card. I got 60 bucks.

[00:05:11]>> All right. All we need is to triple this.

[00:05:14]Thank you.

[00:05:16]>> Join me, Brandon.

[00:05:17]Join me thousand across 100. A number 10.

[00:05:34]I'm not pulling this out unless it says 3,000 or zero.

[00:05:39]Mhm.

[00:05:42]10's my number. 10's 10's what I need.

[00:05:47]12 is good.

[00:05:50]10. 10. We hit a 10. We've hit the goal.

[00:05:54]Hard eight. Damn it, bro. My gosh. WE NEED A 10.

[00:06:02]EIGHT. OKAY, BRO. If I was just pressing eight instead of 10.

[00:06:07]10. 12.

[00:06:10]Oh my [ __ ] god, bro.

[00:06:16]Hello, Ingred. Long time no see.

[00:06:24]>> Can I see that one, please?

[00:06:29]>> Don't tell Ingred what I have. Go. Can I see yours? Okay, you're doing better than me. This sucks, Brandon.

[00:06:43]and we're back to square one. Two minutes ago, we were just here.

[00:06:48]>> Two minutes player for a thousand.

[00:06:54]Bro, this sucks. You know, if I lose his hand, I basically have to turn a,000 to six. Yeah.

[00:06:59]>> Well, you turn 100 to 10,000. But that's yours. Oh my god.

[00:07:04]>> Oh my god. Barbecue. [ __ ] Down 3K and I have to get a tattoo of Elcortez.

[00:07:18]That's yours, please.

[00:07:20]That is just detrimental.

[00:07:24]All right. Well, I'll get at the end of this video. I swear. Now we have to just gamble. I'm not even going to have fun.

[00:07:31]I'm literally down 3K and I have to get a tattoo. How am I going to have fun?

[00:07:35]Couldn't roll 10, huh? Pass yours, please.

[00:07:45]>> Couldn't roll freaking 10, Brandon.

[00:07:49]>> Oh my gosh.

[00:07:50]>> Wow.

[00:07:55]>> Same.

[00:07:56]>> Yeah, same. Bro, this table is taking so much money from me.

[00:07:59]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:08:00]>> Elcortez best investment.

[00:08:02]>> Blackjack. Wrong game.

[00:08:11][ __ ] tattoo, bro.

[00:08:14]>> Like, what the [ __ ] >> Wait, let me DMK Cale with Hammer. Maybe I'll be able to get on yours. If I get on, I don't have to get a tattoo.

[00:08:25]How come I just can't win?

[00:08:28]>> Just kidding.

[00:08:28]>> Oh, I don't have any chance. I'll get player 2000.

[00:08:36]Come on, man.

[00:08:45]>> No.

[00:09:05]I think you're going to regret that one.

[00:09:06]>> This is literally just the most depressing video ever.

[00:09:10]>> I see. Yeah, I knew it.

[00:09:12]>> He He bet the 5,000 trip. Pulled it back. Bet, th000. I see. Yep. We're going to win. We're going to win this one for sure, >> bro. I'm down five thou 4,000 now. And I have to get a tattoo, too. Can I see your face?

[00:09:27]600.

[00:09:35]Wrap it up. Wrap it up.

[00:09:40]Can I see yours, please?

[00:09:43]Five. Huh?

[00:09:47]Please let me have a natural mor. I'll be back. I'll be fine with the tattoo then.

[00:09:56]Three side. Three side >> or ahead.

[00:10:00]>> Can I Can I peel that one? Thank you.

[00:10:05]>> Paint. No [ __ ] way.

[00:10:10]I absolutely hate this [ __ ] game.

[00:10:15]>> Not good.

[00:10:16]>> No, bro. I just can't win a thing and I have to get a freaking tattoo. How am I supposed to have fun?

[00:10:22]They didn't say what size tattoo though.

[00:10:23]Wait a minute. Hold on. Hold on. We found loopholes.

[00:10:26]>> Okay.

[00:10:28]>> Ingred, can I get a slot slot voucher, please?

[00:10:32]Down 11,000. Bro, this is just so so stupid. I freaking hate gambling. The paycheck videos are so dumb.

[00:10:41]>> It's one of the best series out there.

[00:10:42]What do you mean?

[00:10:45]>> So [ __ ] bro.

[00:10:48]Hate this [ __ ] Let these people in control of my life.

[00:10:54]So do >> Hey, it's better than going to Florida getting a seven out tattoo.

[00:11:03]>> True.

[00:11:09]>> I don't need luck.

[00:11:10]>> Can I see yours, please?

[00:11:15]>> Come on. Yes. Yes. Okay. Hold on. No, it's coming back. It's coming back.

[00:11:21]>> Yes, orange. I need my orange back, please.

[00:11:24]I was only lending it to you guys for a second. Thank you so much. All right, hold on. Let me cook. Let me cook. Let me cook. Hold on. Let me do my thing.

[00:11:31]Conor's over there laughing.

[00:11:33]>> I'm not.

[00:11:34]>> Shut up, scum.

[00:11:44]>> Come on.

[00:11:46]68.

[00:11:48]I mean, [ __ ] PSO, man.

[00:11:51]>> Not even a PSO, just seven.

[00:11:53]>> It's a PSO in my book.

[00:11:54]>> Okay. I mean, it's just as bad.

[00:12:00]>> This is so dumb, bro.

[00:12:03]I don't even have an Elcourt card on me.

[00:12:04]I got to flip something else. MGM, sorry.

[00:12:10]>> Player.

[00:12:18]000. So we're down 8,000.

[00:12:19]>> Yeah.

[00:12:20]>> Damn it.

[00:12:22]>> I see yours, please.

[00:12:24]>> Two for bankers. Pretty good.

[00:12:31]>> 10.

[00:12:31]>> What a buzz kill that is.

[00:12:32]>> 10.

[00:12:36]>> Don't show a five. Yes.

[00:12:39]>> I have the 5k chip in my my hand. Hold on. Wait. Wait. This this card might be calibrated.

[00:12:49]If it goes two and 0, it's it's game over.

[00:12:52]>> I'm hammering a 20k. I'm going to say, Adam, can I do a 20k hand? I think I can. I'm going to lose. Pass yours, please.

[00:13:06]>> Damn it.

[00:13:08]>> All right, cards are calibrated.

[00:13:11]>> Let's play blackjack, bro. Thank you, Ingred. How much are we down? All right.

[00:13:16]>> I think we're down 9K, right?

[00:13:18]>> Nine.

[00:13:19]>> Something like that. I don't know. We'll figure it out.

[00:13:22]>> 2,000.

[00:13:25]>> Having fun. Thank you.

[00:13:26]>> You're welcome.

[00:13:28]>> We were up 2K at one point.

[00:13:32]>> 11K swing. Okay.

[00:13:35]>> Absolutely disgusting. All I have to do is pick a couple good hands on Boach and we're back.

[00:13:42]>> One good one. Really?

[00:13:46]We've done it before.

[00:13:48]>> We've found out of a 20k hole once with one hand.

[00:13:52]All right. 400 to start. A little bit of blackjack. Oh god. Here we go. No. Oh god.

[00:14:02]Not the best start.

[00:14:04]>> Not at all.

[00:14:06]Oh, spicy.

[00:14:10]Here we go.

[00:14:15]Wow. Okay.

[00:14:17]>> Oh, wait a minute. Hold on.

[00:14:20]That almost caused a celebration to do a 10k hand.

[00:14:25]800 800 double.

[00:14:33]>> 600.

[00:14:38]Yes.

[00:14:38]>> Wow.

[00:14:40]>> Holy [ __ ] We've doubled up. We're down six. Okay.

[00:14:52]If we can win this and then get a double, we'll be down 2K.

[00:14:58]>> Please.

[00:15:00]I'll do anything to win this hand.

[00:15:02]Please.

[00:15:03]>> Anything.

[00:15:04]>> Anything. Oh, [ __ ] No.

[00:15:08]>> MY ONE. NO. All that work just be even.

[00:15:13]She said anything.

[00:15:19]Couldn't pull that seven, huh?

[00:15:23]>> Hey.

[00:15:25]Hey.

[00:15:27]Okay.

[00:15:31]This is insane, bro.

[00:15:36]If you think I'm not going to double this, you're mad. Face down, please. If you think I'm not gonna double this, you're mad.

[00:15:44]YES, SIR. THE SAVE. THE SAVE. I would have pushed.

[00:15:50]>> Thank you.

[00:15:51]>> No, that was insane.

[00:15:52]>> Yeah, I know. I'm the greatest. I ever was.

[00:15:57]>> We've almost got to the 2K mark again, buddy. We're 400 away.

[00:16:04]1,600.

[00:16:06]Paint. No.

[00:16:11]Uh, I'll take a seven.

[00:16:16]I'd always be back if I didn't just do those stupid ass hands.

[00:16:19]>> Yeah, I agree. Almost. Just a smidge away.

[00:16:28]I I almost knew that was going to happen.

[00:16:34]I'm Let me get 800 ready just in case.

[00:16:36]Yeah, I'mma double that. Hm.

[00:16:39][ __ ] >> Hello.

[00:16:52]>> Oh my god. Please. 10.

[00:16:56]>> Thank you.

[00:16:58]>> All right, we're down to 10, Brandon.

[00:17:00]But hold on. Wait. 10 or 11?

[00:17:03]>> 11.

[00:17:03]>> So we're almost back to Oh, we're at square one again.

[00:17:12]Oh man, just love gambling with the boys, man.

[00:17:18]Gambling with the boys ain't nothing better.

[00:17:24]Walter, give me a call.

[00:17:27]>> Thanks, man.

[00:17:30]>> You're dead to me if I lose.

[00:17:34]>> Just kidding. Let me do let me go to work here. Okay. Not bad.

[00:17:41]Okay. Can I see this one first?

[00:17:45]Go ahead.

[00:17:46]>> Okay. Got a seven. Can I peel that one, please? I need to see my own demise. I need to peel the nine.

[00:17:52]>> Okay.

[00:17:58]Thank god. HEY, WALTER.

[00:18:00]We're back. We're back.

[00:18:04]Down six.

[00:18:10]Red, you got a call for me?

[00:18:17]>> Yeah. Yeah. I can't win, bro. I need I need other people to call.

[00:18:22]>> I I I think it's banker. And I think if I I've been running horrific today, I would just fade.

[00:18:31]>> We might have. I was going to fade you, but then you said fade me, so now I'm not going to.

[00:18:35]>> I in my honest heart, I think it's good.

[00:18:39]>> Can I see both yours, please?

[00:18:42]>> Seven is strong. I just had a seven.

[00:18:45]>> Yeah, I do. I do, actually. Thank you, Ingred.

[00:18:48]>> Thank you, Ingred.

[00:18:50]>> I do want to peel. I was going to fade you, but you saying that I should fade you saved me from not fading you.

[00:19:02]Connor >> player, it's not Look at Look at the board. It's not going to go down.

[00:19:12]>> That's a call I should fade. But >> we're going to do it. We're going to do it. Both yours, please.

[00:19:20]Six.

[00:19:25]Naturally, I'm only down 3,000, Brandon.

[00:19:34]>> That's crazy.

[00:19:35]>> All right, now this is my choice. Player for 3,000. Incoming an L.

[00:19:41]We're losing this [ __ ] for sure. Can I see yours, please? I mean, you just can't make this [ __ ] up, bro. Oh my god.

[00:19:46]I thought that was an eight. You literally just can't make this up. You can't. You I Oh my god.

[00:19:54]Down six again. All that work.

[00:19:58]>> Who made that pick?

[00:19:59]>> Me.

[00:20:01]>> Yep. Me, buddy.

[00:20:04]>> Walt.

[00:20:05]>> Oh [ __ ] >> Give me one, bro.

[00:20:07]>> Banker back.

[00:20:09]>> Let's do it. I'm so sick and tired of this [ __ ] It's yours, please.

[00:20:20]Right.

[00:20:22]Monkey.

[00:20:24]OKAY, >> BRO. Walt don't miss.

[00:20:28]>> Got you.

[00:20:29]>> He's the owner of Walt Disney World.

[00:20:33]>> Down a thousand. Brandon morale is crazy back. Can't do a $1,000 hand. Got to do two bank. What do you think? You think bank?

[00:20:42]>> Yeah.

[00:20:43]>> No, no, no. Tell me. Like legit. You look at the board, you tell me.

[00:20:45]>> Banker.

[00:20:46]>> I don't like that.

[00:20:49]I don't like that call. Cuz I was going to go banker.

[00:20:53]I knew it, mother.

[00:20:59]>> That's yours.

[00:21:07]How do we reduce the one?

[00:21:20]That's yours, please.

[00:21:23]Oh, thank you, Jesus. We're even. And I still have to get a tattoo. This is freaking stupid.

[00:21:35]Thousand for player. I'm going to win.

[00:21:36]Then we go play bubble craps again.

[00:21:38]>> All right.

[00:21:38]>> I need to get paid to do this, bro.

[00:21:40]>> Oh, can I see yours?

[00:21:43]Okay.

[00:21:44]>> Thanks. I'm not going to bubble crafts.

[00:21:47]I'm [ __ ] leaving.

[00:21:49]I win this, then I'm going to bubble crafts. We'll have 4K to play, bro. Gambling is so stupid.

[00:21:59]Oh, gambling is so stupid, Brandon.

[00:22:06]So dumb.

[00:22:09]So dumb. Gambling is. Can I see yours?

[00:22:13][ __ ] WHAT A GODAMN HAND THAT WAS, BROTHER.

[00:22:20]What a split.

[00:22:21]>> That's the best hand you ever seen on this side. West side where whatever you want.

[00:22:29]>> Thank you, bro. I'm up 7,000.

[00:22:33]>> Oh my gosh.

[00:22:34]>> Wow.

[00:22:37]>> Oh, they called.

[00:22:37]>> See, they change they change. Ingred always lets me win and then >> No, no, no, no. Disrespect to you. It's It's Adam.

[00:22:43]>> I already got called a mother effort today. So, >> really sick.

[00:22:46]>> Yeah.

[00:22:48]It is your fault if I lose.

[00:22:50]>> Was it my >> It is your fault if I lose though. So I would I might drop the M M bomb, too.

[00:22:58]Can I see yours, >> [ __ ] OH, DAMN IT. A seven.

[00:23:08]So, how much did I pay you for that?

[00:23:11]All right. Uh, we're up 5k.

[00:23:18]Can I get this as a slot voucher, please?

[00:23:21]>> I'm firing it on bubble craps. I don't have a players card, so I mean, if I get a hand, I'm screwed.

[00:23:27]>> Hey, Ke, I lost a punishment, so you have to get a LC tattoo, bro.

[00:23:31]>> Okay.

[00:23:33]>> I will.

[00:23:35]>> No, I have to get one. You want to get one with me?

[00:23:37]>> I'll get one with you.

[00:23:38]>> Yeah.

[00:23:38]>> Yeah.

[00:23:39]>> Legit.

[00:23:39]>> All right.

[00:23:40]>> We'll we'll make that a punishment from Big Bang.

[00:23:43]>> Stop, bro. out that week.

[00:23:45]>> He said I'm out that week. You mean today?

[00:23:48]>> I'll give.

[00:23:50]Oh, I'm not feeling too good, guys.

[00:23:54]Big bank. Yo, if you guys haven't watched Brandino's YouTube channel, The Big Bank, every Wednesday, Bluffing Brandino, you should watch it. Come with me.

[00:24:05]Come with me, Brandon.

[00:24:10]>> We are up 5,000. Enjoy it while it lasts.

[00:24:16]Vamush 61 guaranteed.

[00:24:21]>> Yep. 52. 52.

[00:24:23]>> What was that?

[00:24:24]>> 52. Yeah. What are you guys sitting down for? I'm not done.

[00:24:30]>> Lost it all.

[00:24:32]>> First of all.

[00:24:33]>> Yep.

[00:24:36]Lost it all.

[00:24:39]>> 500.

[00:24:40]>> Yep. Bro, that's the second time we went over there. Load it all up. Instant seven, bro.

[00:24:44]>> Pass yours, please. Good hand. Well played.

[00:24:48]>> Here we go.

[00:24:49]>> Yep.

[00:24:50]>> Here.

[00:24:51]>> Give me a call, Walt.

[00:25:01]>> Oh my days. That's yours, please.

[00:25:06]Good call, Walt.

[00:25:12]player.

[00:25:14]>> He said 17 player >> down 3K.

[00:25:19]Do I go player, Keith?

[00:25:20]>> Yeah. All right, good. That's what I like to see. I like to see someone skittish when I answer.

[00:25:26]Both of yours, please.

[00:25:39]brother.

[00:25:41]>> And just like that, we're down 6,000 again.

[00:25:43]>> [ __ ] Christ, bro. What?

[00:25:46]>> What is going on? What is going on? Can I get this in a slot voucher again?

[00:25:51]>> No. I'm sick and tired of this [ __ ] >> I'm going for it. I need to I need to find my players card. That's what I need to do.

[00:26:00]>> Problem is, they don't know who they're messing with. No, they really don't. No, no, no. That's the thing. Elcortez is comfortable. They think, "Oh, because Bluff comes here all the time, like that's fine." No, it isn't. I'm gonna come back for it. I don't even have a players card.

[00:26:16]I'm coming back for blood. Just watch.

[00:26:18]>> My lost. You >> want me to print you one?

[00:26:20]>> What was that?

[00:26:22]>> Oh, can you?

[00:26:23]>> Yeah. Thank you.

[00:26:25]>> It's the least you can do for being down 6K. No, I'm just kidding.

[00:26:31]All right, we're going to get a 5K ticket. And I'm not going to crapless.

[00:26:34]I'm going to craps.

[00:26:38]>> This is so dumb, bro.

[00:26:41]>> This is so dumb. Like, >> I'm so sick of this.

[00:26:45]>> I was just up 5K. Why didn't I stop?

[00:26:48]>> I no clue.

[00:26:49]>> 5,000, bro. 5K is so much money.

[00:26:53]>> That's one hand.

[00:26:57]>> Thank you very much.

[00:27:00]Oh Jesus.

[00:27:03]>> Not playing the come out. I've learned my lesson. You >> sure?

[00:27:07]>> Yeah.

[00:27:11]>> Playing the come out. Brandon.

[00:27:14]Five, six, eight, nine are hand pays. 10 is not. I don't have my card in there.

[00:27:23]>> You can put mine in there for now.

[00:27:25]>> Okay. Yeah. You want to pay the WTG?

[00:27:27]>> Yeah, sure.

[00:27:27]>> Sure. You're a nice guy, man. I really do appreciate you.

[00:27:32]>> Brandon's a really nice guy. See, he doesn't only do that because it's on camera.

[00:27:36]Nine. Make it hurt.

[00:27:40]>> Car is not even in.

[00:27:44]This guy gave me a broken card. That's That's why he did it.

[00:27:46]>> Oh, okay. It ju It literally just worked on me earlier.

[00:27:54]>> All right.

[00:27:57]Six >> part six.

[00:28:00]>> I got to put it in. Hold on.

[00:28:02]>> Don't leak your pin.

[00:28:04]>> You guys get to stare at me while Brandon types in his pin.

[00:28:09]>> All right. All right. We've made some money back.

[00:28:14]2142 to be exact. So, we're down about 4K.

[00:28:18]6 or nine.

[00:28:21]Wipe it off. Clear. Clean slate. Eight.

[00:28:23]Damn it.

[00:28:25]Oh, I'm gonna break Brandon. I'm gonna break.

[00:28:34]>> Is it not giving me the hand?

[00:28:36]>> Oh, no.

[00:28:38]Hold on. Just give it a second.

[00:28:46]>> Cooked. Oh, cooked. All right.

[00:28:48]>> All right. Well, now we got to wait for this hand. But I made 3,300 back.

[00:28:51]>> True.

[00:28:58]That was fun.

[00:29:00]>> All right, now we're at crap table while we wait for our hand pay because I still need $3,000.

[00:29:06]>> You may be wondering, "Oh, just call it quits. You lost 3K."

[00:29:11]>> The [ __ ] Are you kidding me?

[00:29:17]>> I'm not a loser. I'm a winner.

[00:29:22]Speed craps. Brandon. Yeah.

[00:29:24]>> Come on. Roll.

[00:29:24]>> Come out. 12. Lost 200.

[00:29:28]>> Sick >> [ __ ] >> Not like this, bro.

[00:29:31]>> Bring it back. Bring it back. Come on.

[00:29:36]>> Nine.

[00:29:41]>> Six and eight for 1,200.

[00:29:47]>> And then four actually five. And then four and 10.

[00:29:54]>> Here we go.

[00:29:58]>> Yeah.

[00:30:01]>> Seven.

[00:30:04]>> Maybe we should end it after all. Huh?

[00:30:08]>> What on God's green earth just happened?

[00:30:10]>> No, that was crazy.

[00:30:12]>> Thank you. All right. Um, three rolls, lost 5K. Brandon.

[00:30:26]>> Hey friends. You said hey friends.

[00:30:37]>> PSO. Uh, >> you know what? I'm going to bet 5,000 on player for the first time in my life because I'm so desperate and I can't win.

[00:30:51]Just put the steak in my heart already.

[00:30:55]Actually, let's let's get our let's get our our fun out of this, our entertainment. No side and paint. Go ahead.

[00:31:06]I'm in a really bad spot.

[00:31:13]>> Holy [ __ ] Down 3,000 again. I'm going back for blood. Get me back to that craft table.

[00:31:25]>> Going back to war.

[00:31:30]Same thing, please.

[00:31:33]I'm back. I'm just cycling chips from the Bakarat table to here.

[00:31:37]>> Okay. I like that.

[00:31:39]>> I'm not psoing this time, Brandon. No matter what you think.

[00:31:45]feel right.

[00:31:45]>> Yep. That's perfect.

[00:31:49]>> Thanks.

[00:31:53]>> It's my guy right there, man.

[00:31:54]>> Goed. Come on.

[00:31:59]>> Speed craps.

[00:32:00]>> Come on. Roll.

[00:32:01]>> Three. Oh my god. We've lived this script already, bro.

[00:32:05]Three on the come out. Lose 200 on my pass.

[00:32:07]>> Not good.

[00:32:08]>> Thank you.

[00:32:10]>> Let me guess. A six.

[00:32:12]>> 10.

[00:32:14]1,000 on the odds.

[00:32:20]>> Uh 12, 1200 on six and eight.

[00:32:27]>> And then let's do five and nine and then the four >> seven.

[00:32:38]>> Thank you guys. All right, Brandon. What the [ __ ] Hey friends, I legit I can't make this up, bro. I Bro, first No, no. The first time I went over there, I rolled the 12 set the point seven. I went over there, Ace Duce, set the point seven.

[00:33:09]>> Bro, that's common. Is that a sign?

[00:33:12]>> That might be a sign, bro.

[00:33:16]>> Look at where it landed.

[00:33:17]>> All right, >> that's a sign.

[00:33:18]>> That is a sign.

[00:33:23]>> Damn it.

[00:33:30]Two set. Two set. Can I see yours, please?

[00:33:36]Please reduce. Please reduce. Can I see?

[00:33:40]Can I see yours?

[00:33:41]>> You want it?

[00:33:42]>> Yes, I do. Actually, I need to see a three side so freaking bad.

[00:33:48]It's not a three side.

[00:33:52]Can I see yours?

[00:33:56]>> [ __ ] Yes.

[00:33:59]I'm going back to the craft table.

[00:34:03]>> Thank you.

[00:34:03]>> I hope I'll see you for a while.

[00:34:04]>> Oh, wait. Someone's over there. Hold on.

[00:34:06]That might be a sign.

[00:34:07]>> Oh, yeah. That's mush, bro.

[00:34:19]Can I get yellows and two white, please?

[00:34:27]>> Oh, we still need the hand.

[00:34:29]>> Yeah, we still win on a hand. That's all right. That's less money for me to take and lose.

[00:34:36]>> Player tie.

[00:34:43]Let me see yours, please.

[00:34:57]Close. Close. Close. Close.

[00:35:00]Come on. Two side.

[00:35:06]Ace. Ace or 10?

[00:35:10][ __ ] yes.

[00:35:12]We're up 1,500. Oh, wait. We're up thousand.

[00:35:19]All that work. And I still got to get a tattoo.

[00:35:23]>> At least it's free.

[00:35:26]>> And Keat. Keat's got to get a tattoo, too.

[00:35:34]>> 3,000 last hand. Done. Done. Last hand, banker. 3,000. Done. Win or lose, we're done.

[00:35:43]That is it. Can I see yours, please?

[00:35:47]Win or lose, Brandon, we are done. Guess what?

[00:35:58]Pass yours, please.

[00:36:02]>> We are not in good not in good shape here. I'll be honest.

[00:36:06]I wish 10 11 16 83 We're down 2K.

[00:36:27]>> It's not too bad. All right. Yeah, let's just get the hell out of here.

[00:36:51]That [ __ ] hurts. That hurts. All right, now we're down 7K. I'm done. Get us the hell out of here, bro. Please.

[00:37:01]There's a tattoo shop over here, right?

[00:37:03]>> I'm sure there is. It's Las Vegas.

[00:37:07]>> Can I do six?

[00:37:09]>> Yeah.

[00:37:10]>> Thanks.

[00:37:14]>> Just I'm actually not worried. I feel like this is a lock, bro.

[00:37:29]All right, wrap it up. Let's get a tattoo.

[00:37:32]>> Well, I'm mad at my word. We're getting the tattoo done.

[00:37:37]>> I'm gonna scream. I'm just letting you guys know.

[00:37:39]>> All right.

[00:37:39]>> Oh, we got the rotary >> doneh.

[00:37:48]>> Thanks.

[00:37:52]>> She's like, it doesn't hurt that bad.

[00:37:53]>> I should stop. Stop.

[00:37:56]>> No reduction.

[00:37:57]>> No. Yeah, it doesn't hurt at all, Brandon. I don't even feel the [ __ ] Um, I would get one with you, but I'm too scared.

[00:38:02]>> Sure, buddy.

[00:38:03]>> I'm too scared.

[00:38:04]>> I don't I don't really like tattoos.

[00:38:08]>> Not enough to uh to actually get some.

[00:38:11]You know, >> you know the things that I do for Alquest.

[00:38:14]>> The things they do for Oh, right after you get the bluff uh the bluff table.

[00:38:18]Okay.

[00:38:18]>> You know what? It's a trade-off.

[00:38:20]>> It's a trade-off. Even trade.

[00:38:21]>> I should have done that. I'm going to redo the intro.

[00:38:23]>> She's over like what were you screaming about? It's my first tattoo.

[00:38:29]>> Guys, you don't deserve a tattoo if you don't do it. You feel all the pain.

[00:38:37]>> If you use numbing cream, you don't even deserve a tattoo.

[00:38:43]>> That [ __ ] don't hurt or what? It looks like it hurts, man.

[00:38:46]>> Um, it's not too bad. It hurts, but it's not too bad.

[00:38:52]>> Yeah, I'm afraid of it to be honest with you.

[00:38:57]The tattoos look so cool though. Like, but I'm just >> I don't know if I want to go through all the pain, you know?

[00:39:04]>> I can't believe this guy's doing it for free, too. So, >> okay, so I got my Elcort test tattoo.

[00:39:11]We're going to surprise Kenny, Adam, and my girlfriend.

[00:39:17]>> Yes, sir. Even big keys in on it.

[00:39:21]Look at that thing go. Big key. Yes, sir.

[00:39:25]>> You can stand up.

[00:39:26]>> All right. We're going to surprise Adam with his gift.

[00:39:30]You ready, Adam?

[00:39:34]>> So, good to see you, by the way.

[00:39:36]>> Yeah, good to see you.

[00:39:38]>> Um, in honor of uh you putting my name on a craft table, I put your name on me.

[00:39:56]really identified right now.

[00:39:58]>> Yeah, that's a real tattoo, brother.

[00:40:01]>> That is real.

[00:40:02]>> Scrape it off. Scrap it off.

[00:40:03]>> That is real.

[00:40:04]>> Yep. You can't scrape.

[00:40:04]>> Was it a bed or what? Was it a challenge?

[00:40:06]>> No, no, no. I just wanted to have a kind of heart.

[00:40:10]Yeah.

[00:40:10]>> Is that sarcasm or is that real?

[00:40:12]>> No, no, no. I Yeah.

[00:40:13]>> No, it's awesome.

[00:40:14]>> No, I I literally did it because you guys put my name on the crafting table.

[00:40:17]I was like, you know what? I should put the Alcortez logo on my my leg.

[00:40:20]>> Is this already here? Yeah. Yeah. It's a Boeing 747.

[00:40:25]>> That's a lot.

[00:40:26]>> It's got four four engines on it.

[00:40:30]>> Oh, that's sick, girl.

[00:40:30]>> Yeah.

[00:40:31]>> Super cool.

[00:40:32]>> Yeah. Heaton got one, too.

[00:40:34]>> Really?

[00:40:34]>> Yeah. On his leg. He's got it like up here.

[00:40:37]>> I might have to get one now.

[00:40:39]>> Yeah.

[00:40:42]>> I mean, I don't have any tattoos, but if I was going to get one.

[00:40:44]>> You should.

[00:40:45]>> I might get a bluff.

[00:40:46]>> You should get a bluff.

[00:40:48]>> If you get one, I'll get one.

[00:40:50]or >> a bluff. A bluff. A bluff.

[00:40:53]>> All right, let's >> And that's what I get for losing my paycheck.

[00:41:05]>> I knew it, bro.

[00:41:06]>> Yeah. No. No. I did it out of No, this isn't a paycheck video.

[00:41:09]>> It's not a paycheck.

[00:41:09]>> No, it's not.

[00:41:11]>> It's awesome.

[00:41:12]>> Yeah. Yeah. I was going to surprise Kenny. I need to get Kenny's reaction.

[00:41:15]Is he here?

[00:41:15]>> Oh, is he here?

[00:41:16]>> We'll get him down.

[00:41:16]>> Yeah. Calm down.

[00:41:17]>> Yeah. Thanks. All right, guys. We're going to get Kenny down here. Get his reaction. Hopefully, he loves it.

[00:41:24]>> You do?

[00:41:24]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:41:25]>> I got to take care of you. You don't >> No, no, no. It's okay. I got something crazy. You >> do?

[00:41:29]>> Yeah. It was pretty sick. Uh because you put my name on your crafts table. I put your name on me.

[00:41:36]>> Wow.

[00:41:37]>> Yeah. Isn't that cool?

[00:41:38]>> Wow.

[00:41:39]>> How sick is that?

[00:41:40]>> You know, when I was a kid, if you like somebody, you you put it your pen knife and you carve it into a tree. Oh, yeah.

[00:41:46]No, no. I take the pen knife and carpeted myself.

[00:41:49]>> This is This is better.

[00:41:51]>> See, he's only standing there. He walks around with it all wherever he goes.

[00:41:54]>> I'm a walking billboard for you now.

[00:41:56]>> Well, thank you very much.

[00:41:57]>> Hey, thank you for everything you do for us, man. I appreciate it.

[00:42:00]>> Beautiful.

[00:42:00]>> Do you mind if I get a free chili dog now?

[00:42:06]>> Well, thank you.

[00:42:07]>> Thanks, >> Hey.

[00:42:12]>> That's uh gambling my paycheck and losing.

[00:42:16]>> Okay. Okay, I've just arrived home and Dame has not seen the tattoo yet.

[00:42:22]This is going to be her initial reaction.

[00:42:26]>> Hold on. Let me >> Oh my god, it's high.

[00:42:29]>> No.

[00:42:29]>> Oh, okay.

[00:42:32]>> Oh, that's actually so cool. Oh my gosh.

[00:42:35]>> She did not want me to get it.

[00:42:38]>> I mean, I didn't want him to put it like on prime real estate that he could put something.

[00:42:44]If it's hidden on the back of my stuff, >> I love that.

[00:42:46]>> It's right next to my plane.

[00:42:48]>> You like it?

[00:42:49]>> I do cuz Elcortez is a really big part of like our story.

[00:42:53]>> It's a good chapter. It's a good chapter >> because Elcortez was, you know, they let you in film.

[00:43:00]>> Exactly.

[00:43:01]>> Shout out Elcortez >> and Adam. Elcortez and Adam and Kenny.

[00:43:05]>> Yeah. Shout out.

[00:43:05]>> Everyone at Elcortez. Everyone from the maids to slot tendants. Everyone at Elcortez. They're amazing. Thank you guys so much. That's gambling my paycheck. Comment down below another funny punishment. Hopefully it's not another tattoo. Screw you. Love you. See you tomorrow.

[00:43:21]>> Put their name Put your name on them and you put their >> That's what I I told Adam. I was like, "Yo, for putting bluff on the crabs table, I put El Cortez on me." And he just laughed. I >> actually really liked it.

[00:43:32]>> Good. All right. We didn't get in trouble.