What Exactly Is "Human Dirty"? w/ Rick Glassman | YMH Highlight

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[00:00:00]Are you a nipple guy?

[00:00:01]>> I'm a guy. I I don't I don't I'm not saying like, "Hey, you want to go on a date? Let me see your nipples."

[00:00:06]>> Yeah, but how about your nipples?

[00:00:08]>> How about them?

[00:00:09]>> Do you like them touched, played with, caressed, sucked, all that stuff?

[00:00:13]>> It's not something that I say like, "I suck my nipples."

[00:00:17]>> But like if they're kissing me and they suck my nipples, and by they, you know what I'm talking about.

[00:00:21]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:00:21]>> Then I'm like, "Oh, this is nice."

[00:00:23]>> Nice. Yeah.

[00:00:24]>> But it's not necessary. And >> Mhm.

[00:00:27]>> I'm I don't Whatever. Or we get a little sexual in here.

[00:00:29]>> Sure.

[00:00:30]>> I feel very similar about my balls. It's nice, but I'm not I don't need that.

[00:00:33]>> You don't demand it?

[00:00:34]>> No.

[00:00:35]>> No. Do you have any demands?

[00:00:37]>> Uh, yeah. They don't put their phone on my bed.

[00:00:40]>> Yeah. Right. And are you like are you you know tie people up? Are you Are you something like Are you into that?

[00:00:48]>> Most people that that don't want a a woman to put her their phone on their bed aren't also the same people that tie people up.

[00:00:54]>> I don't know. Oh, I don't know that there's an actual vin diagram for that.

[00:00:58]>> Um, I think so.

[00:01:00]>> You think so?

[00:01:01]>> I think so.

[00:01:01]>> No phone on the bed. Why is no phone?

[00:01:02]Cuz you don't want the distraction.

[00:01:04]>> Unless they're family.

[00:01:05]>> That's true.

[00:01:05]>> Does that make sense?

[00:01:06]>> That does make sense.

[00:01:07]>> Because of Vin Diesel.

[00:01:08]>> Yep.

[00:01:10]>> Yeah. Um, >> because of Vin Diesel.

[00:01:14]>> I know. Um, what's the phone reason?

[00:01:18]>> Phones are dirty as [ __ ] >> They're just fil Oh, clean. I'm one of those people that has bed clothes, indoor clothes, outdoor clothes.

[00:01:25]>> So, you don't like her after the shower?

[00:01:26]I mean, after the gym, right? You tell take a shower.

[00:01:29]>> No, that's not necessarily the case.

[00:01:32]>> No, I actually think that's hot. I'm not like >> Now we're getting somewhere.

[00:01:37]>> That's human dirty.

[00:01:39]>> That's sweating. That's that's that's your body.

[00:01:42]>> Pherommones.

[00:01:42]>> Yeah, phones are How often do you clean your phone? I And free plug, by the way.

[00:01:47]Shout out to uh uh uh Phone Soap.

[00:01:51]Do you know phones so? I found them on Shark Tank. You It's a thing that you could put your phone, your keys or whatever in. You close it for 10 minutes. It's ultraviolet light.

[00:01:59]>> And you got one?

[00:02:00]>> Oh, I've had one for years.

[00:02:01]>> And it really Oh, what? You do it daily?

[00:02:03]>> Uh, I whenever I go home, I put my phone in there. And another another >> Dude, that's a that's a good this is a good point to make.

[00:02:09]>> It also I lock it's locking your phone up. So, I put my phone so I put it in there. I know it's 10 minutes. When you have 10 minutes away from it, I don't need it until I need it. And this is why everyone needs Asian friends, too, because you go in this week in Asian people's homes and they're like, "Take your [ __ ] shoes off, you you white ghost." And you do and you realize it really is so sanitary. You don't want to bring the filth of the world into your home. And so many crackers just walk through their homes with their shoes on after they're out in society. And you like, you white [ __ ] pig. Do you realize what this what your floors are like now?

[00:02:50]Why is it always like white? There's a lot of non-Asian other colors.

[00:02:54]>> What do you mean?

[00:02:55]>> It's not It's not just Asians and whites.

[00:02:57]>> But I'm talking to the most important groups, Asians and whites.

[00:03:00]>> Fair.

[00:03:01]>> And the And the whites are usually I think whites are usually the dirtiest.

[00:03:04]>> Do you you did my podcast once. It was a while ago.

[00:03:06]>> It was so fun. I >> Do you know Do you remember the name of my podcast? Something take your shoes off.

[00:03:13]>> White guy.

[00:03:14]>> T Ys O WG.

[00:03:17]>> Dude, what a moment. This is the clip.

[00:03:20]>> You think so?

[00:03:21]>> I don't know. It feels something. It feels like something.

[00:03:24]>> That sounds like >> Have you been lifelong? Take your shoes off.

[00:03:28]>> Uh, yeah. But my family isn't.

[00:03:31]>> I'll tell you another thing that I have I'm annoyed by when somebody comes into your home. Right. I just had this.

[00:03:36]Someone comes into the house and they go, "Do I have to take my shoes off?"

[00:03:40]Like the the the way they question it like waited. They're like, "Do I?" And I'm like, "Well, I just did." And I'm the homeowner ask.

[00:03:48]>> Yeah. But then I go, "Yeah." And you could tell they're kind of like, "All right." Like they're bothered by it.

[00:03:53]It's like, "Dude, you saw me do it and you just asked."

[00:03:56]>> As long I'm not If I see that you're bothered by wanting to adopt one of my rules, I'll let you deal with your bother.

[00:04:02]>> Really? I'm I'm fine. I am very good at not taking other people's feelings as my responsibility.

[00:04:08]>> Well, that's very evolved of you.

[00:04:10]>> Thank you.

[00:04:11]>> Very evolved.

[00:04:12]>> Thank you. Because I know what makes me safe. Take your shoes off.

[00:04:15]>> I have friends that are boots guys.

[00:04:18]Maybe that's a common thing around here.

[00:04:20]They're like, "It's boots. It's then don't." It's like it's like like the rollerblades. I don't know how tough it is to take off a boot.

[00:04:25]>> Usually, let's be honest. Whites.

[00:04:30]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:04:31]>> Yeah. There is something about a a white comedian >> in his boots >> and his boots.

[00:04:37]>> I think boots are kind of they're being phased out.

[00:04:40]>> It's usually not a guy in his 20s.

[00:04:42]>> No, it's a new leather jacket. It's a guy It's a guy. Yeah. No, >> it's a guy like they found, oh, this makes me hot.

[00:04:49]>> Yeah, >> boots make me hot. Maybe they make me a little taller.

[00:04:51]>> They give the lift for sure. Yeah. If you're 5'7 and you find boots >> 5'7. No, no, you're 5'9 when you have boots.

[00:04:57]>> That's what I'm saying. They're like, "Hey, I'm no longer >> Yeah, you [ __ ] white piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] cuck.

[00:05:03]>> Yeah. Yeah. You white [ __ ] [ __ ] >> Yeah.

[00:05:07]>> Yeah.

[00:05:07]>> You miserable white [ __ ] [ __ ] Why can't you be Chinese?

[00:05:11]>> [ __ ] honky.

[00:05:12]>> Yeah. Say something, you [ __ ] white >> with you your fake height. [ __ ] you.

[00:05:17]>> Yeah. Well, I'm 6'3.

[00:05:18]>> Damn. Should get some boots, dude. You imagine?

[00:05:22]>> I'm not into boots.

[00:05:24]>> You've tried them?

[00:05:25]>> I've tried them. Uh I've done stuff where like I got styled for press stuff.

[00:05:29]>> What's on today? You got like sneaker just like regular kicks. Yeah. Oh, those are nice. Vans.

[00:05:33]>> Yeah. Vans or Chucks? Anything. When I when I travel, I only bring one pair of uh show shoes, >> right?

[00:05:40]>> And I like that those fold.

[00:05:42]>> Mhm.

[00:05:42]>> You know what I'm saying? Give me something that's like those collapsible cups that little kids.

[00:05:45]>> Are they just for the stage?

[00:05:48]>> Yes. Just by not not intentionally, but like Oh, I just keep these in my suitcase.

[00:05:53]>> Two pairs.

[00:05:54]>> I have my walkarounds >> and then your shoes. I respect that.

[00:05:57]>> Do you not travel with shoes? Yeah, >> you do travel shoes >> for sure. Yeah, multiples.

[00:06:02]>> Do you check a bag even if you're gone for a couple of days?

[00:06:05]>> No, >> I check a bag.

[00:06:07]>> You check a bag?

[00:06:08]>> Check a bag. I I I'm only thinking about this cuz my friend brought it up to me today >> on the road.

[00:06:12]>> I have my pillow. I have my shoes. I have my bathroom stuff.

[00:06:15]>> You bring a pillow. Okay.

[00:06:16]>> Yeah.

[00:06:17]>> All right.

[00:06:18]>> I'm a white piece of [ __ ] Liberal cuck.

[00:06:20][ __ ] Jew [ __ ] Clip it.

[00:06:24]>> Yeah, dude.

[00:06:25]>> Who doesn't need his balls sucked, but he likes it. Oh, daddy wants his nipples played with. Maybe it's your [ __ ] choice.

[00:06:31]>> Well, let's talk about your balls for a second. Do you >> Which one?

[00:06:34]>> Do you want gentle or aggressive ball sucking?

[00:06:38]>> All right. You know what? I think my magic mind just kicked in. Let's talk about it. Okay.

[00:06:41]>> I have a little bit of an insecurity.

[00:06:44]>> I used to have an insecurity. Now I have maybe a little one.

[00:06:47]>> Yeah.

[00:06:47]>> Do you know what a varicose seal is?

[00:06:49]>> A varicose seal.

[00:06:51]>> I don't even know if I'm saying it right. Varicose seal.

[00:06:53]>> I don't think so.

[00:06:54]>> Like varicose veins. It's you have a lot of times a man traditionally on his left side. A lot of people who varicose is it on your left comment.

[00:07:02]>> It's extra veins around your testicle. I had that pre-puberty. It does two things. One, there's more veins. So like it didn't give as much room for my testicle to grow >> and it also could cause fertility issues because there's more blood. It's warmer down there.

[00:07:15]>> Okay.

[00:07:16]>> I got it removed in 11th grade. It came back.

[00:07:19]>> But my left ball is significantly smaller than my right. I don't think there's a lot of women who are like who want to hook up with me and like I can't wait to [ __ ] suck his awesome perfect balls and then they see one smaller and they go gh but in my head that's what they're doing. So when they go down there and if they start with my right I get hot like don't go to my left don't go to my left and if they start with my left I'm like the right one's bigger >> and and then they never cared. So like now I'm like I get it. And when I'm in a relationship or I've been with somebody it's fine but there is a first time thing where I want to say to somebody if you suck my balls and you don't have to.

[00:07:49]I just want to let you know that my left one's smaller.

[00:07:52]>> It's a real thing. I'm trying to find a way to >> But yeah.

[00:07:55]>> Okay. So, pressure-wise though, >> pressure-wise, the the real pressure is do they think my ball's too small? Other than that, is I just go whatever and then if it's too much, I'll be like, "Ah."

[00:08:06]>> Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

[00:08:06]>> Yeah. I don't want it. I'm not, you know, I'm not looking for them to >> Is that a thing? Do people like a lot of pressure?

[00:08:11]>> I think that that's probably a thing because everything's a thing. Do you know what I mean? Everything that you can imagine is a thing. But traditionally, people probably don't want their balls ripped on.

[00:08:21]>> I don't know. I think some people probably do, actually. You >> No, definitely not. But I'm saying no. I That's a sensitive area. I I prefer it.

[00:08:29]>> Cut to a clip.

[00:08:31]>> Gentle. But I think you know I'm think I'm just saying I think there's people out there that are always like I like this and it's an extreme or something.

[00:08:39]>> Yeah. Other people that like clamps on their balls.

[00:08:41]>> Exactly. That's my point. I just didn't know what kind of guy you were so I was asking. Yeah.

[00:08:45]>> Well, thanks for checking in.

[00:08:46]>> Yeah, man.

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