people getting words wrong

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[00:00:00]It's slang. Use your comment sense to understand it. Common sense. You're not commenting any sense. I think it's pretty safe to take out allegedly now Jay-Z is mentioned in the Epstein files.

[00:00:13]We know his MMO. Like is we know his MMO. Um, no, not quite. Plus, my husband carries our 12-year-old 75lb dog up the stairs every night. It is the most beautiful display of empathy and love and friendship. It's good to be strong.

[00:00:28]I work out, too. But dude, strength is something else. You don't really need to work out for 75 lbs up a flight of stairs. Sure, it's going to make you sweat if you're out of form, but my fat ass has to lug that kind of weight around all the time at work, and it's fine. This is such a weird response to a nice antidote.

[00:00:46]Ah, look at these. We got some kettles here. We got a $50 kettle. Godamn $10.

[00:00:51]That's a nice one. Like little flowers on there. We got this chrome $60 kettle.

[00:00:56]And this $13 kettle. Does it moo? I was a pizza delivery driver in the past, so there is a 0% chance I'm asking for a refund on on a pizza. I'll choke it up as a loss. Choke it up. Not not chalk it up to a loss. Yeah, I'm wondering the same thing. What happened? My condolence says Your condolence says what? What is your condolence? You know, please do not put heavy item on the copy machine.

[00:01:25]Thank for your copulation. Uh, I don't think that's what you want to write on there. I do not know what the context for this is. It would be just a far-fetish game or an idol game or both.

[00:01:38]Uh, r/boneapple tea. Farfetish. Me when I'm into long distances.

[00:01:43]OMG, I want to lose weight and it is so hard when your husband is such an awesome cook. Tonight he made flamming minan shrimp that is to die for and that he caught mushrooms, asparagus and Texas toast and an apple cake dessert. Those that have been lucky enough to eat his cooking knows what I am talking about.

[00:02:03]God, I could go for some flamming minion right now. Dude, need a shopping cart?

[00:02:08]We've moved them. Our shopping carts are no longer located in the lobby. You can now find them on the left hand side after the main entrance in the area that was formally formally Starbucks. How formal? You know how how how formal we talking? They're identical or for turtles. You mean fraternal for turtles?

[00:02:28]I think. Oh god. It's the moon from that game Majora's Mask that I haven't played. I I'm sorry. I'm missing out.

[00:02:34]I'm sure it's all funny games. It's all funny games until this guy starts spawning randomly behind you. He was a pretty funny looking guy. I won't lie.

[00:02:43]Crazy [ __ ] in the goddamn grocery owl. Grocery owl. Did you write this with the voice to text? Just throw your cart right in the middle of that because no, you can have your conversation.

[00:02:56]Nobody else gives a We'll just work around you, you dumb [ __ ] God, I hate that. God damn, dude. You don't have to get so angry about people in grocery owls. Anyone know of somewhere I could rent hay bells for an event? would need no more than 10 hay bells. Parents that have tattoos and tell their kids not to get tattoos are hippo crips. But how many of them are hippo bloodoods? You know, I Yeah, I'm sorry. I made incest at home. That is that is not what you made, honey. That that that would be those would be incense. That is absolutely not what you just did. I hope not. The food was absolutely delicious.

[00:03:32]And spike the fact that I am vegan.

[00:03:35]Spike, some of the best vegan food I had.

[00:03:39]Come on. Lament floor install advice. Hi, I'm I'm finishing installing lament flooring and wondered if I can cut a scrap piece to put near wall to correct a gap since it's too big in some spots. Apparently, Walder Freys threat against Bran was some sort of latch ditch gamble to lure Rob into the castle. You haven't heard last ditch? Like I it's like how how do you mess that again? This had to have been no. Surely a voice text would understand last ditch effort. Like come on. Come on. You Why would it be latch ditch? The real answer is that the pole would need to be grounded. Otherwise, the electricity isn't really going to go anywhere. If you assume it was attached to wood on each side, then it's isolated. Human skin provides like 10 ohm resistance. So the electricity would travel in through one screw across the uppermost part of the pole and out through the other screw that the lead was attached to. Path of lease resistance. No, there are many reasons.

[00:04:42]Not the right there to odor delivery.

[00:04:45]Well, I hardly ever costs too much for loop warm food. Lukewarm. Okay, look. I mean, that's the least of their problems. They have a couple errors here. If I wouldn't get yelled at for messes, I would make more food at home.

[00:04:59]Just don't make messes. Like, just clean up after yourself. What are you, 12?

[00:05:04]Like, think it like this. A writer, a singer, a streamer, a movie detector.

[00:05:10]Uh, yeah. No. Directing a movie. No, no, no. You detect a movie. That's why they stand on set, everyone else makes the movie, and then they detect whether or not there actually is a movie being made. next window. You You've got to be kidding. Like, I'm sorry. I I do I have to go to the next window to ask you a question? It's like, what? Come on now.

[00:05:34]Come on. Did a 5-year-old write this? I could absolutely not have a kid with a girl I only knew a month. That's death crazy.

[00:05:44]Absolutely. I've brought so many sleeping clamming aids for my sons, I thought I'd try this. And honestly, I thought it would be another gimmick. I got it completely on a wimp. On a wimp.

[00:05:55]Honestly, it's been a game changer. I really noticed a difference when they go to bed without it on. Best thing I've invested in. A bad score on the questionnaire. I didn't make it past the threshold. The freshold. Okay. Allowed in the same room, but you have to use your best judgment and take percussions.

[00:06:13]Nope. That is uh no percussions or drums. Those are things uh you hear in like music and stuff. If we are dogsitting or have friends over with their dog, we block the room off entirely. I always appreciate your honest point of view. I mean, I I technically that's not I I guess if you really think about it, that's not entirely wrong. It is their it is their point of point of view. It's like they their perspective. All right, come on now. Prospect leg. No. Also, $700.

[00:06:45]Holy crap. I mean, I know they're not cheap, but like used. They're that much used. Even his family wasn't there for him when he hit rock bottom. This should serve as a reminder to be kind to the needy and the poor in our communities.

[00:06:59]Long lost family. Reading compression isn't common. I see. Reading compression. Lol. Their uh writing compression isn't great. He's just snowing off his new diamond encrusted vape that he found, not realizing that there may be repercussions. Sorry, not even No. Reaper cushions. Like, how do you type that out and not think, you know what, Reaper cushions? That doesn't make any goddamn sense at all. Like, come on. Then they got the nerve to put a reef on it. No, a reef is like in the ocean or something with like fish. This is a reef. FFS. So all the lower part of blank is closed for 8 weeks and then the top part will also close to repair this.

[00:07:45]So sick of it being a military operation just to get back home every day.

[00:07:49]Seriously wish I was in a position to move. There's been no rest bite from it all for as long as I can remember. No.

[00:07:57]No rest bite. I want to share my hot takes, but I'm afraid I'll get ostrich sized. My neck's already long as it is.

[00:08:04]I couldn't handle the screw to knee.

[00:08:06]Y'all, what if a zombie a pack of lips really happens?

[00:08:09]>> No, not a bunch of lips on a discount sale. Do y'all like ice cream or cookies or lemon marine pie? It's like lemon mering pie, but you put it in the bath.

[00:08:18]I say fair play. This is only a tippity iceberg. Look what the government are ripping off the Irish people with billions, but you won't talk about that.

[00:08:26]I was going to wonder why they're talking about the Irish, but then I merely read their username. That also probably explains why they said tippity iceberg. I don't know what I am doing on this page. This fact sounds intriguing, but I don't understand. Can someone explain this in Damian terms? Oh, sorry.

[00:08:42]I read that wrong. Acoustic Awareness Month, celebrating neurodeiversity.

[00:08:47]Beats me. I'm acoustic. I have no idea how I got my wife. Good luck. You could always start with something simple like, "Hi," or, "It's okay. I'm safe. I haven't ever killed anyone before." Yes, nothing do better calm the nerves of someone than approaching them and saying, "Don't scream."

[00:09:04]>> Yeah, being acoustic literally rocks.

[00:09:06]That is a strange expression. I am made of meat. I'm not made of stone. I'm honestly a pretty big scary cat as well.

[00:09:12]I tried going to a haunted house with my sister, like an entertainment venue, not a legit haunted house. And it wasn't scary at all because she was just laughing the entire time. That was one person. I can't imagine having eight plus people around. That's also just an absurd size for this show. Well, the fact you're a big scary cat is why you weren't feeling too scared yourself.

[00:09:31]Everyone was hiding from you. Who's Chester? Well, he's clearly someone very large who enjoys making art. And you can buy him cuz money's tight and he's just selling his whole self now. If you want to be extra psychotic, buy him and tell him the only thing he's allowed to draw for you is a bath. She may technically be correct if they never constipated the marriage.

[00:09:55]In some jurisdictions, a marriage isn't complete until that happens. You heard it, folks. It's tradition. I mean, you know, if you're struggling with it, it's okay. You can get some glue and it'll make constipated. Ah, great.

[00:10:10]Someone's pointed it out. Now's your chance to rectify this. Understandable mistake, sir. It means intercourse after the wedding. Even if you did get it on before you got married, many jurisdictions still have an old that says you have to do it after the wedding for it to legally be a marriage. It's very old-fashioned, but that's still the law in some places. If this is where the prequel is headed, county out. Breaking news. Brewster County in Texas has disappeared from the world map.

[00:10:37]Eyewitness accounts claim someone there just didn't like something on the internet. Officials are pleading with citizens to please doublech checkck their spelling when making unnecessary rants online. This sub is filled with scammers. No one cares, but I'm just going to give my two cents until it gets deleted. I came to this sub like everyone else trying to improve my site and seek advice from people who may have more success than me. Instead, I get messages from people who eventually did scam me, others attempting to. I've learned it's a doggy dog world from this sub. No one really wants to help. They either want to make fun of your site or try to take advantage of those who have no experience. Don't want any sympathy.

[00:11:17]Just looking out for those trying to improve their sites, too. Beware out there. Sir, you're probably not getting the help you want because you keep walking around sniffing everyone's butts. Hello, everyone. I'd like you to meet our newest employee, Mr. Walker.

[00:11:29]>> No, Jonathan, sit down.

[00:11:31]>> But I need this now. Get your fat booty back down the mountain and don't look back. Pudge, eyes bulging, curled into the feeble position, still had the breath to snarl. His voice pained but full of fury.

[00:11:44]>> Oh, you screwed up now, Nick. No one takes my gun from me.

[00:11:52]>> So, I got curious to Google feeble position to see if any sort of reference came up and it literally automatically translated for you. That's how often people make this mistake. Gift Lego bonsai tree. The insurrections book is in here along with the tree, but it's like half knocked over and in pieces from a recent move. The perfect yinyang of gifts. Peacefully build a tree while planning to overthrow the government. My new art insulation. Going to make sure that art retains its heat. I call it freick them cats. Edit. I use the forks because one of my cats uses this pot.

[00:12:23]Doesn't matter the plant in it. As a litter box. The forks poke him so he can't squat. You lie. Clearly you are growing illegal forks. Shame on you, sir. You know what forking leads to. I loved Mad the TV series growing up as a kid. My short intention spam loved the amount of jokes they could fit over a short period of time. I still had that I before E except after C except for and then it reads all the words that don't follow said rule for like half a minute straight while all the other characters slowly become bored out of their minds.

[00:12:51]Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you why I'm so glad I learned English as a first language so that I'd never have to actually try to learn it as an adult.

[00:12:59]The English language is an abomination of paradoxes. Love seeing smug billionaire former crack dealers getting their just deserved. Oh, so close, buddy. It's so close with what you're trying to say. Selling a deal up later.

[00:13:12]Goodbye now or buy it ladder. Would it hurt to see Florida outbully New York, but then get picked apart limp from limp in the cup final again? Let's go west. I don't know what is more violent in that circumstance. actually tearing a people apart limb from limb or disabling them to the point where they have to limp around everywhere and then picking them off. Like the latter, it sounds like you're giving them a chance or some sense of hope that they're actually going to survive. Everyone load and behold. Did Did this person think that if it rhymes? That's what the saying is.

[00:13:41]You wouldn't say low. It's got nothing to do with height. You got to load yourself till isn't like to get ready to prepare yourself to behold what you're seeing. No. This server is so meaty.

[00:13:51]Ogre. Gh. Why are you all laughing?

[00:13:54]Meaty ogre. It's saying as if something is moderate. How do you guys not know?

[00:13:58]It's because we all learned English the actual proper way. Poland season. The hell's a Poland season a mistake of?

[00:14:05]Great filter. Five stars. Very happy with his product. It very quickly improved the air quality in the spare bedroom. Oh no. Now that Paul and Season is among us, I know it will help greatly in the house. All at a great price.

[00:14:19]There's that damn blasted season where Paul's around. Ah, no one wants him.

[00:14:23]Regardless of what people say, the man was found innocent in a quarter lore.

[00:14:28]You can't have it both ways. You can for an extra quarter, though, because then it's technically 50/50.

[00:14:36]One of them flew in my freaking car.

[00:14:39]Wait, is this meant to be cicada?

[00:14:44]There's an S in the middle. How? was.

[00:14:47]Does anyone know what's going on with a beauty supply store in red? It hadn't been opened and it looks ramshacked. H must be getting converted into a wool farm. Wife and I went here and we were not impressed. Some burgers were a required taste. Not the right word. With black beans and ingredients that didn't sweet, wrong word again. Our taste and expensive crafted fries. Two burgers, two fries, two drinks. You know, by using the term required here, it really implies that when you bought the food, they like forcefed it to you. Welcome to our burger store. HAVE THIS FOOD. EAT IT NOW. DOES anywhere in town do facial packages for Mother's Day? I'd love to take my mom for some rest bite. It's a soothing experience where you lay down and rest and everyone bites you. They bite everywhere. Number two, watch out for customers. They have the right away.

[00:15:34]Just a great example as to when you can tell someone has merely done speech to text instead of bothering to type it themselves. Like I'm I've been saying it to myself off the recording and I genuinely surprise myself with how many times when I say right away, right? I I don't say the f half the time. No wonder the English spoken language makes no sense to some people. Yeah, enough time has passed that I can now say I wasn't involved in the incident directly. It was a different partner, but the screwed the pouch for the rest of us for sure.

[00:16:01]Damn, that pouch really went through all of it, didn't it? Think of how worthless a degree from Columbia University is right now. If a resume says Columbia University on it, throw it in the trash.

[00:16:11]We'll do. I'm going to grab it and I'm going to phase through trash. Do you ever have such a urethra moment and then it doesn't work at all and now you're severely disappointed? I'm sure I've had those moments in the past, but I always forget about them. I think I'll leave a little vagina in my phone to vind me when I do these things. Wouldn't surprise me if that wasn't happening in the UK with politicians. This person walks through the woods like it wouldn't surprise me.

[00:16:38]This guy shouldn't be switching hands.

[00:16:40]Chainsaw isn't right or left-handed.

[00:16:42]It's either right or wrong. Rubbish. I use a chainsaw frequently. Changing hands because I'm amphibious. Just because you lay your eggs in water doesn't mean you can operate a chainsaw safely. Happy holiday. Merry Christmas.

[00:16:55]Do you realize this is anti-Symmetric?

[00:16:59]Yeah. Anti-Symmetric toilet with electric Biden. Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Is this Skippy Biden? I I'm out of here. Nope.

[00:17:07]Hell no. Cheese cake when when when she got a fat, right? Am I right, fellas?

[00:17:12]Having a lounge specifically for the eating of cheese is actually one of my main goals in life. Cheese lounge. Dude, if there was a if if there was a cheese lounge in my neighborhood, like like a bar or a cafe, but it's literally just cheese. Yeah, catch me there every [ __ ] day. Didn't they say people who use VPNs to use the banned things is considered a crime? That's what my friend told me and I'm sad if that's true. If a law is bad, you're allowed to break it. It says so in in the constipation. That's right.

[00:17:42]It's very true. Hello. Where can we eat dangerous crab around Olympic National Park? Thank you. Uh I mean if you if you just like buy crab and just let it sit out for a little bit, maybe in like the hot sun, that might get you what you're looking for. Cream delay. What? Cream delay. Sweet pudding dessert. Oh, creme brulee. Yes. Can you make that? The custard part is hard to get right. You have to temper eggs without scrambling them, but I can try. It was so good, I just had some. Dark-kinned women are my kryptonite. Her skin is hard eyes. Yo, what? Kryptonite is crazy. No crowd surfing. You will immediately be ejaculated. I'm sorry. What? He's just a cyst male. This wasn't it, though. Well, almost. Dire rear. Wrong, but still somehow right. It's not milk unless you get cat milk. The real human stuff will give her a diar rear. You know what? I'm going to start calling diarrhea having a dire rear from now on. That's great.

[00:18:43]Something dawned on me the other day.

[00:18:46]Well, I I I love these. You know what they're trying to say, but h they're just not quite not quite there. This man is so close to perfection. Like he was edged out of stone. He was what? And I'm tired. I'm tired of walking on eggshelves.

[00:19:06]Well, don't walk on shelves, dude. I mean, that's not good for shells. You're going to knock them off the wall, man.

[00:19:10]Ejaculate is wild. Please ejaculate.

[00:19:14]This hurricane if is so serious. If you are in the area, leave. Oh, I evacuate.

[00:19:20]Okay, that's what I'd call a phoba. So, I committed a phauxa. Big oops. But I think I got away with it. You committed a phoba? Aov AO. What the hell are you trying to I don't know what this guy's saying. I was fiberglass when I walked in Domino's blank. Oh, it's a it's an address. I see. Dude, I thought that was a samurai sword for a moment. I'm not even going to lie. The big white stick with the little red part looks like uh like I don't know what you call it. Uh at the end of the hilt where the where it touches the blade. I I don't know.

[00:19:50]I'm sorry. I I saw a sword. Some white women of color Wait a minute. Let's Let's take a look at that again. Some white women of color, that does not compute, have a certain Genesis squash.

[00:20:00]Uh-huh. Seriously though, this sub's gone to hell in a ham basket. Hand basket. The phrase is hell in a hand basket. I'd actually never heard that phrase before. I'm not going to lie.

[00:20:10]Please do not use urine hole.

[00:20:13]McDonald's. Wow. McDonald's themselves wrote this one. I I like it says please do not use the urinal. When it's like, how am I supposed to? It's It's covered in a bag. I wouldn't wish it on you either. I wouldn't care if both my kids turned out gay and married black Chinese people. Yeah, a bunch of imbreds, huh?

[00:20:32]America, I honestly don't want to be friends with you anymore. Stupid as Frank incest. Anyone? Uh, bergamont, geranium, peppermint, lemongrass, sage.

[00:20:43]Frank incest. The pool is closed till further notice. Sorry for the incontinents.

[00:20:50]Don't mention it. This is what all lives should be. Kindness, helping. Just a simple gesture. It's not that hard. I love gestures. They're really funny. 1.5 children laughing. Crying emojis. One couple has two kids. Another couple has one kid. Between them, the average is 1.5 kids. Just be direct and explain in lame man terms. Queen of spade. 45 woman bisexual. Uh last scene fantasy. All right, so they don't exist unfortunately. I'm 5' 10 and thick. If that's not your thing, please move on.

[00:21:24]I'm an alpha looking to be put into my femininity by the right one. Only into BBC, guys. I travel a lot for work, so don't let the location this sway you. I see. I see. Okay. I literally just deleted a good friend for posting, "Think jobs should steal hire you whether you have a felony, misdemeanor, salt, and battery chargers." I don't blame you, my friend. I really left the house in Mitch Max socks, bro.

[00:21:54]Yeah, those emojis are me. Morbidity Scoter.

[00:21:59]Jesus Christ. Sell my nana illness is going around. Sell my nana. Didn't cook the chicken properly before we ate it.

[00:22:07]Dumb. That's literally how you get sell my nana. The hell is this abomination?

[00:22:12]Looks like someone glued a topper over a sedan. Obamaation.

[00:22:18]Polka dot couch. Dude, it's God. It's a polka dot. Polka dot. When you're trying to quit, but even God is pure pressuring you. Sheesh, man. Also, those are some big lines. I can't wait for Galactus come out of the void and go, "Oh yeah, you just won the lottery for 78 mil, but your dad right leg cost 77 mil. What you doing?" I'mma buy him the nicest real chair ever. Waiting over 45 minutes for a bus. Wouldn't bother going out if you don't desperately need to. The Reaper cushions from this will be massive.

[00:22:56]Man, I cannot even Phantom using birth control. Ladies, never let him lie to you by saying it doesn't fit. I was about to say what? Like, where is where's the skin on her feet? But no.

[00:23:07]Okay, thank God it's just condoms.

[00:23:09]People cannot even phantom the pain of the rubber part will stop your blood flow as you can see in this picture.

[00:23:17]Imagine that tightness on your Mr. Johnson Jr. I the third. Well, dude, condoms don't go on feet. They go around your willie, dude. Like I I feel like if that was a problem, they probably would have stopped making condoms a long time ago. You just don't want to use one, my friend. So, if they're not organic, I don't have to worry about salmon vanilla.

[00:23:39]Sarah get mother. Wh Okay. Sarah getm mother. Whoa. I couldn't be a Sarah get mother unless your baby daddy fa be my man my whole pregnancy. Wash a sauce.

[00:23:52]Wash a washire or wash a could. I actually don't know what they could be trying to say here. Brr. So cold. I'm shivery. I'm convinced that shivery is dead. Uh yeah. Star anus. Star anus.

[00:24:10]Wait, what? Chocolate starfish. Is that what you're trying to say? Incest sticks. Men's colon frank fragrance for sell incest sticks which are homemade.

[00:24:21]Oh, homemade. They got these kinds for a lot more at hippie stores. I got strawberry smell and ones which smells like a men's colon like aspen or drager.

[00:24:33]They make your house smell good. I will not include matches so don't ask. No holds, you haul cash, only no checks.

[00:24:40]Friend, there are plenty of people into short chubby guys with no money and a dead-end job. I swear God, please use tongue or tissue paper when making your selection. Thank you. Yeah. Okay. The fact you added the Uncle Bill cord. I'm crying. Umbilical cord. I didn't want to spell it out. I don't know. No, you just didn't know how to spell it. It's Friday, right? Remind me to bring you the door present. Hordor? Yeah, that's what it's called. Oh. Oh my lord. So apparently it's not a door. It's [ __ ] devour [ __ ] do. I don't know. I want to ride across the country in a winter bagel with my friends. I don't think you can ride in a bagel. They're kind of small. Favorite animals is the arm of a dildo. What? Taxidermy black bear and squirrel arm. A dildo.

[00:25:29]I just now I'm just imagining a dildo with a gun. Skull emojis. His parents lied on the birth sid cit certificate.

[00:25:37]If you ever go missing, we found the corporate. Uh there's no way you just spelled certificate like that. And culprit. This entire post just made my blood curl. Yeah. How so?

[00:25:50]Wait a What do you mean it made your blood curl? Even when I first started with no null age, I thought Kai won.

[00:25:57]Null age. No age. Just I love when someone makes a typo and instead of just like just acknowledging it and then adding on, they're just purely acknowledging the typo. It's so it's just a chain of null age. You're you're in hell now. You've you're not going anywhere else. Dear God, the seven layers burrito. $196,900.

[00:26:22]They put a period instead of a comma cuz it'll take you 7 years to finish. What makes a man loose? internet in a woman.

[00:26:29]Well, not paying the bill. Typically, your ISP doesn't give you internet for free. I noticed that they haven't done that premonition in years. They just lost connection to the spiritual world, I guess.

[00:26:42]And they used to do that premonition all the time talking all sorts of spirits.

[00:26:46]But I guess the gateway closed cuz I haven't seen that premonition in quite some time. I think he has old-timers.

[00:26:52]So, seeing people that aren't there?

[00:26:54]Yeah. Were you old-timers? Huh? Were you trying to say Alzheimer's and it said it's schizophrenic and anyway, dude, it's not even the right disease that you got. No, I think it's old-timers. He's seeing lots of old people that aren't there. The policy changes we're going to have, including the topic of Game Pass downloads. But though, all those complaints fell on death ears. Guessing that company town hall you mentioned was a big source of that. All those death ears that were talking in a graveyard.

[00:27:19]I'm not sure why. Don't worry, just that stuff from Vietnam. Age and orange.

[00:27:25]What? I don't even know what this one means. Agent orange. Wait, what is this supposed to mean? He He This guy's gotten me fooled on this one even. I can't even decipher this. I remember watching game against Portsmouth. I was an ore, dude. Bro was an ore.

[00:27:44]I was, bro. Dude, what kind of ore were you in? Cole or lapis lazuli dog? What ore were you in? Nice. Came with a little dirt on one shoe and multiple loose threads. this app. I am no officiato. Oh my god. But looks just like originals. Yeah, dude. I'm a fishy manual. I I ain't no officiato either.

[00:28:04]Hey y'all. What are y'all going to do with a zombie a pack of lips? A pack of lips.

[00:28:12]A zombie. A pack of lips. Oh my god. No.

[00:28:17]This one's on purpose. There is no way someone thought Apocalypse was a pack of lips. This is f I'm being baited right now. There is no way you wrote that on Facebook with your whole chest, pressed publish, and and was not doing that trolling. There's no way. I like my spaghetti with promis cheese. Why don't you just take the label off the Parmesan cheese? All right. I mean, this one, fair enough. When I was a kid, uh, I called Parmesan Papa John, so I liked Papa John cheese.

[00:28:49]This one I I can understand. I can I can get. Let's all do our part to keep the compactor area and hallway clean. Thank you for your attention in corporation.

[00:28:57]Yeah, of course. You know, me and all the business boys are really happy to help. The whole corporation actually is on board with this. We will invoice you though. Most family comedy shows pre90s would be equally, if not more unhealthy than Jane and Beard. It might be a remnant of relationship comedy, but this is what it is. You think All in the Family would pass mustard today? I mean, if the mustard's in the show, maybe they would pass mustard. Who knows? I don't know. I don't like chalking up ignorance to age. Oh. Oh my god. Is that what it was supposed to be? The age to orange or ignorance to a Oh my god, dude. So, he said, "Okay, okay. Okay. We We have to We have to rewind just a little bit to that other post. You guys know the one I was talking about? Age in orange. Was it supposed to be ignorant? Ignorance to age? Was that what he was saying? HOW OH MY GOD.

[00:29:51]I don't like chalking up ignorance to age because she's only a few months older than me and there are so many younger people I've met that are ahead of the curb and it's it's hard to see that curb because they're living through the dis disastrous decisions of their parents who didn't take the warding seriously and and let me tell you that curb you don't see it coming.

[00:30:10]Great video. However, you don't have to be third person all the time. There is forest person. You can select it from the interaction menu. Your vision's covered by a dense wood. Y'all doing too much, bro. Terrible play. He should have been ejaculated. Pause. As soon as I seen that hit, I would have ejaculated him. Pause. But to say he needs to be banned from competing in college football ever again is crazy, dog. Y'all acted soft AF. Just ejaculate him.

[00:30:40]One ejaculation form. It's all you need.

[00:30:42]He would have gotten the message. Can we get a curiosity flush, please? just to see what happens. I don't You never know, you know? Go from the other side of the stall for a curiosity flush. Oh, dude. Portland used to be such a beautiful city. This is heartbreaking.

[00:30:56]And now it's just pain. We upgraded. It broke my hurt and now it's pain. Book one was a great story. They had a unique posted elliptic, dude. Oh my god. I I have to read it one more time cuz it it's like tasing my brain. They had a unique postpopped elliptic story, well welldeveloped characters, but like anything new nowadays, he had to go and push the woke agenda. OH MY GOD, DUDE. You said postp pumped elliptic AND YOU'RE COMPLAINING.

[00:31:28]OH. OOH.

[00:31:33]OKAY, MAN. YEAH. All right. Inspected the car. He then messaged me from another number with a long paragraph about blocking him and legal threats. I did not read it at all. He wasted all that power graph. Now he's got no power.

[00:31:46]What should I do with these old painted steps? We have a presser washed them twice. Very little paint came off.

[00:31:53]Should I repaint them the concrete color? I don't like the painted look, but I have to do something. I know the steps need to get leveled. Replacing them isn't in the budget right now.

[00:32:01]Yeah, but I mean, we did try to press we we did presser wash them. And as even though it even though we pressed really really hard, nothing came off. I don't know. To see a great character die like that is heart-wrenching.

[00:32:14]At least they're taking care of the hearts in the heart ranch. Up raw. Oh boy. Oh boy. Well, I have two mate and they literally saved my life. Looks like I'mma go in jail cuz no one taking my dogs. But serious, if this happened in France, then the street be on fire.

[00:32:30]Literally an uproar. The bully breed is the most owed dog in the country. If we everyone stopped at the same time, what could they do really? Can you imagine every bully on her outside house's palament be worse than queen's funnel?

[00:32:44]This is We found the leader.

[00:32:48]Listen, man. I I don't remember. I think I saw the news story about what is it?

[00:32:52]The bully breed being I just looked it up. Uh the American Bully XL dog is banned. Uh is this recent? Yeah, this was like a day ago this was published.

[00:33:02]So, it followed a a bunch of attacks and so they banned the American Bully XL. I I mean, my I I don't know anything about this, so I'm not going to step around it. I don't really have an opinion. What caught my eye is that the uh it's called an XL because the dog is uh nine stone and nine stone is 132 lbs of dog. that I didn't dog I it always like blasts my mind that dogs can get that big cuz I have a little French bulldog. You know what I mean? Like if this dog tried to attack you just like like ball them up and dunk him in a basketball hoop. Like there's nothing that my dog could do truly. You know what I mean? So it just it always like blasts my mind to think that they're like just huge dogs and there would be an uproar. Contact the mortgage company and ask for a mortgage holiday. They should approve this given the situation and it will give you some financial rest bite. Oh, thank goodness cuz I needed to take one of those. It's not easy to evict someone. So, you would just need to go with through the legal process. Once the NTQ is expired, then you have to apply to the tribunal.

[00:34:10]To a tribunal? What? Wait, hold on.

[00:34:13]What? What's going on? Rest bites in tribunals. Dude, look. Girl general reveal poppers. Just to generally reveal that it's that there's a girl. You pop these generally. I love hitting the rewind button and making you stutter.

[00:34:28]It's [ __ ] hilarious. Dude, are you acoustic when I say this? Can you like add like a little electric guitar riff?

[00:34:35]So, I'm going to go, "Nah, I'm" and then just like have like one like like electric guitar cord. Was Is that funny?

[00:34:41]I feel like whoever is editing this is going to be listening to this and they're going to shake their head.

[00:34:45]They're going to go, "No, Damian, that's not funny. That's not silly." Actually, I really hope that either none of that is included or all of it's included and just cut me off. How does a brain anus rhythm Excuse me. How does a brain anus rhythm instantly kill you? I know it has something to do with blood clots maybe, but like how do you just die instantly?

[00:35:04]Well, when the brain's in the anus, typically that happens. I'm allergic to spray paint. I know it's ridiculous, but you know, we can't all logic it. Drone footage of a volcanic erection from above. Uh-oh. Well, look out. Keep them on straight arrow, bro. What? I don't even know what this means. Syllables for those looking to make a quick buck.

[00:35:24]Yeah, we got a box of syllables. There's a lot of syllables in here. Actually, these are the real aliens. We out here making fake paper machete aliens when these angler fish, goblin shark, and etc. exist. But no, we want damn machete aliens. Yep. My take, too. Jesse didn't hard it until El Camino because he knew they would go back and kill Brock. Uh, it's called Stockholm syndrome. Maybe you should learn about it. We stalk your home. We will miss her something awful, but she's resting easy now. You gave your ma'am a great send off today. Your sister did a great urology. Made sure there was nothing going on in there. You know, your sister not even trained. And she she made she'd make a great urologist. Not even trained. She did a great one on your mom. Your dead mom.

[00:36:06]Then maybe they should do better. This is why I miss the old school ways of game development. Movies and music where they prioritize quality over quantity.

[00:36:15]Yeah, man. Those old skull ways. The new fashion skulls not the same. Well, just got home. BONFIRE NIGHT. LET'S GO. UH, THE James Bond names Bond. It means we're having a fire pit, smartass. Well, that's a bonfire, not a bonfire. Didn't expect r/boneapple tea to be here. Oh, shut up, smartass. Shut up, dude. Right on, man. Always smoking mirrors when people don't get in the way they want it. Oh, I I had a stroke reading that.

[00:36:46]Always smoking mirrors when people don't get it the way they want it. Rather, see that's that's how you read. We out here smoking mirrors. How old? 12. Wait, no.

[00:36:57]I don't know. Either 12 or 13. 84 in dog years. So, 12. Damn, she's old as [ __ ] Don't violate my dog, bro. Lass is going to need a walk-in stick soon. Not a walk out stick, a walk-in stick to walk in places. Sorry, accuse for a coach. If you're not going to play a kid, don't take their money. It's youth sports.

[00:37:17]Everyone plays. What? Damn coach. Has anyone had an investation of house spiders recently? I know it's spider season and you're going to get them more now than you would, but oh my goodness, I feel like moving out. I've had so many, even someone after another in the same night. I'm absolutely petrified to live on my own with my little boy. He also hates them too because he's seen my fear. Please tell me I'm not the only one because I'm so close to getting a pest controller or something. It's to search the houses. It's far too many.

[00:37:48]They're investing in the house. They made a station for it even. That's an STD commonly known as general warts. It just because they appear generally around your body. So, do I have the autism stick? What is the autism stick?

[00:38:02]I'm autism stick. Do you mean autistic?

[00:38:05]Yeah, that one. No, no, you're just dumb. Actually, I like the idea of you only having autism when you have the autism stick. Something about that really tickles me. Sorry to see you go, but at least you leave with your self-respect and integrity intact. And God heard your oath and he's proud of you. I'm sure I am, cuz your integrity, it's tacked up there, dude. NTA, tell your sister to stop having crouched goblins. Crouched goblins is so wonderfully descriptive. It brings to mind my youngest son when he's up to mischief. But I think you meant crotch goblins. Nope, I meant crouched. Them goblins is crouched. That has to be the most viscous look I've ever seen on an animal. And I've seen some pretty viscous looks. This one though, like jello. It's hella viscous. So that's what the big commission was. I heard the cheering and applause. Congratulations.

[00:38:53]Yeah, the big old commission. I think he meant commotion, but I like the word commission. I love working out and I'm an avid gym goer. I minored in exercise science in college and worked as a personal trainer for 3 years. My girlfriend's not a fan of the gym or exercise. She doesn't do much physical activity at all if she doesn't have to.

[00:39:10]This isn't a huge point of contention for us. However, I felt that it would be a nice cute little shared interest for us if she would give it a long enough chance to see the fruits of her effort.

[00:39:18]But that's neither here nor there. Yep, it's uh it is neither here. It is more there, though. You're absolutely right.

[00:39:25]He said it correctly. He said the thing.

[00:39:26]I went to Hudas for the first time and good god, the servers gave us amazing cervix in free samples because we're the only women there or people under 30, let alone they gave you what now? Amazing, huh? You heard me. Amazing cervix. But I thought it was Hooters. Yeah. Is this accountant demonized? Oh, dude. We got all sorts of cursed objects in here. You know it. And I will stand up next to her and fight by her side. But actually, let's just go on tour and let an entire two generations get trapped in an endless war. Yep, we let the attire war.

[00:39:59]Chelsea, the OG billionaires play toy club. Talk about being tonedeaf. Lol.

[00:40:04]Yeah, he's tone dead, dude. For sure.

[00:40:08]I bought it for my daughter to add screen to her laptop. Ah, yes. For her laptop when she's when she's in the lab.

[00:40:15]A settling torch. Does anyone have a settling torch? Trying to fix my axle on my side by side. Don't bring me no acetylene. I want my acetylin torch for settling it. If it makes you feel any better. I thought it was a train until I read your comment. I mean, it kind of is a train. Train affectionado here. Ah, and you love that you love the train so much that you're an affectionato. You would be classified as a train. Well, thank you. The affectionate professional. Do you want a molingo?

[00:40:45]A malangolo ball? That dude didn't even try. Moling low ball. You mean a bobble?

[00:40:52]Nope. Not at all. Guys, don't forget to change your your transexual fluid. Yeah, it expires. Uh, you know, if you don't change it ever so often. One, a turbo.

[00:41:03]The V6 is a super strong, quick, and reliable engine. The 5-speed manual transmission is excellent. It is imperative to use top quality fluids in this vehicle to prevent expensive transsexual or god damn, how do you how do you mess that up? What is he trying to say? Getting their coin. Good for them. But I'm just sick of everyday people being turned into walk and talk and build boards for anything and everything. All these damn buildboards.

[00:41:30]How about you stop building them? Huh?

[00:41:32]Chester drawers changing unit in need of TLC. One of the drawers sticks on it.

[00:41:37]Collection only. Sticks on what? I always stick the hose down in the tank.

[00:41:41]Put my finger over it. Pull it out lower than the gas tank. Remove my finger.

[00:41:46]Bought a bing. Bought a boom.

[00:41:49]Where where can I acquire a bing and a boom? We are at the beginning of America's second civil war. Malcolm X once called it chicken coming home to roast. I mean, it's Roost, but roast feels appropriate, too. Mara had so many chances. A Birkin bag is not a bad constellation prize, though. No, I think people don't realize this is pretty much the death nail for DC movies in the foreseeable future. I think they meant the the nail in the coffin. Found in a mortal NPC in St. Dennis. I believe they mean an immortal NPC. Like they cannot die. The investigation has been handled in such a hot PCH manner. It's beyond frustrating. There are pizza delivery guys going to the front door of NY's house to deliver pizza. It's an active investigation scene and this is the way they treat it. They lost so much time.

[00:42:40]Mention that he always gets the top floor. then say no to any other standard king room on any other floor. I can't phantom this level of entitlement. He must be an amazing person to deal with in real life. He is an idiot. But your comment on his premature balding showed you trying to grasp its straws to attack. Next time, don't lower yourself.

[00:43:00]Keep yourself intact. Intact. Thank you, man. It's just annoying because I prefer to play quick completions as I don't have the intention span too. The intentions span. She's like me. Lol.

[00:43:13]Right. I am over here memerized. And she's like, "Move." Mesmerized. Did your minstrel cycle affect your milk supply?

[00:43:23]No, that's not quite how you say that.

[00:43:25]Bamboo P2S with AMS 2 Pro. 14 hours.

[00:43:28]$700. Bamboo 3D printer. Only used it about three times. My lost your gain.

[00:43:35]Nope. My loss, your gain. Is this an obstacle illusion or are these bamboo green basic PLA different colors? Yes, those you It's not an opt. It's not an obstacle illusion. Uh those are different colors. I I believe you mean optical illusion. Optical as in seeing.

[00:43:54]Yeah, it just happened to me. My entire team just kind of wandered around until we all died. Wandered around. I'm not going to lie. Growing up, that one took me a little bit to to realize those are two different words. The best Game of Thrones season 1 is Game of Thrones.

[00:44:09]What? The best Game of Thrones season 1 is Game of Thron what? Okay. The re the the Regency bias is insane with Thrones fans. There isn't anything without OG Thrones. Hate the last couple of seasons all you want. That just means you are suspendable to propaganda more than you think. You mean susceptible. I love it when propaganda suspends me. And I'm wrong here, but it sounds like he thought that the moment y'all had a kid that he didn't have to try anymore because he felt he had you under locking key. Uh well, you are wrong here in the in the fact that it's under lock and key. It could, you know, could be a voice to text error. It's just a viscous cycle at this point. Vicious cycle, not viscous, not probably not the word you want. What I eat in a day as a cheap gate. A cheap gate. I I didn't even know gates could eat. Also, what is that?

[00:45:00]Like a potato, peas, uh, egg, and ramen altogether. Uh, also, wow, that's a lot of likes. I wonder how many of those comments are like, um, I think you got the wrong caption, bud. It's all clicked. I've reached Nirvana. I'm at my wits end with Tracer this season. I got to try this method. Your wits end. Wits, not widths. Not This is not about measuring how wide something is. Are those dead bugs on your window seal?

[00:45:28]Again, when I was little, I thought I totally thought it was Window Seal.

[00:45:31]Nope, it is Window Sill. It is uh Yeah, Sill. Final Destination is a movie about dodging death and then death catching up to them in the end. So, it ties in with the post pretty well, actually. Hence the 50 plus up votes they have on the comment. Hence, not hints. Hence, why didn't he collect the Chibi's wing? The acidity. No audacity. Come on. you. That doesn't even sound like acidity. That's like audacity. It does. That's not even remotely the same. The bike seems to change directory halfway through the air. And the rider and bike seem to speed up mid-flight as well. I say AI. I say, you use the wrong word here.

[00:46:15]Trajectory, not directory. I mean, I can understand how you might think that, but you know, changing direction and stuff, but trajectory. Recycling bins for glasses and more. Covenant place to recycle all my mom's Amazon boxes.

[00:46:29]Covenant. I need a weapon. Currently playing Chrono Trigger for the first time. I need to play this. And I'm impressed with how it makes me like a battle system. I've always loafed.

[00:46:39]Loafed. Why risk losing my account? You make money then you go buy your own food. Don't buy the hand that feeds you.

[00:46:46]That doesn't even make s like the phrase is immediate. Like don't bite the hand that feeds. Like it like why would you how would you buy a hand that feeds you?

[00:46:55]Aw, precious. Most kids take things like that for granted. Was a blessing. So happy for him. For granted. Like what?

[00:47:02]Granite has nothing to do with this.

[00:47:04]Like you've never granted. You've never heard I I don't know. Fuseball.

[00:47:10]Fuseball?

[00:47:12]No, it's foosball. This guy's going to be [ __ ] beast. Back in April, I was skeptical of drafting two skilled players in the first two rounds. But oh my am I wrong. Yes, you are. skeptical.

[00:47:25]Good job. You are setting a precedent for others. Precedent. Precedent. You were close. You were close. I I can't even call this a uh a voiceto text error. Like there's no way the phone would not know you mean precedent. I want to start by saying that this is not my first time posting about this, but I need a new perspective. So, I'm posting again looking for any and all advice. Uh you mean perspective? No. though it would have been a nice gesture especially if you are going to need her services in the future and you will gesture and in the future. We're not this isn't like no uh this is like how people texted back in the day when they were like you know they had the you you remember flip phones where like you had to press the number multiple times for the letter you want and there's like three letters on each dude I I had that and it was it was annoying. Please don't tell me to go to ER. My husband's anti-ducking hospital. My toddler ingested some nicotine. Not sure how not sure how much 2 mgram pouches and has since thrown up. Please help me to find a homo homeopathic way to help her. He wants to use cream of tater, but that's not proven and can cause other issues.

[00:48:44]Honestly, there could be something wrong in many places in this uh this whatever just whatever they're talking about.

[00:48:51]Sorry, bud, but my point still stands.

[00:48:53]It doesn't make sense to combine with someone who is further away than others, especially for an emergency. It doesn't make sense. Sense. You do you. And yes, you should always take everything you read on the internet with a green assault because it's not the gospel, dude. I how do you how do you not how do you mishar grain of salt like I can't help sometimes did they do they actually hear someone say it and they they type it wrong or is it like it has to be the voice to text right surely your manufacturers to use a different glue I realize there are parameters that have to be adear to but al must also be a way of working around it must be adhered to adhered is a word adhere here. Having your full name and number printed in a phone book that strangers could flip through. And calling a friend meant talking to their parents first. No texts, no heads up, just vibes and landlines. It's so weird. It wasn't that long ago and was all we knew. Now I can't even phantom that.

[00:49:58]In the midst of all this, I try to in the midst m i d s mu point. The post doesn't contradict your mu point. Is it still is it standard to pick up sailors of an enemy ship after you've blown it up? You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

[00:50:16]It's moot, by the way. I failed it so hard my eyes are at two different subscriptions.

[00:50:23]Prescriptions. I assume you're talking about an eye prescription to see better.

[00:50:27]My only gripe is RAM. And I am not sure if I can even blame Apple at current prices. Unfortunate part is this will set a precedent. You mean president or precedent? What precedent? Most Windows machines ship with 8 GB as a base config, even before supply crisis. The first apartment I ever got on my own, the lady that had lived there before me died, she died after someone called a whalefair check. God, a welfare check. I lived alone for years and it was great.

[00:50:56]I will say the hours between 3:00 to 5 to 6:00 p.m. are going to be the worst.

[00:51:01]It's when your dopamine drops, your cicada rhythm dips, and when the day ends for work. No. How does uh how does graphic memory work? Like, how do you just Oh, sorry. How do you just see something and remember it forever?

[00:51:17]Mounting bike. Well, I mean, yeah, you do have to mount the seat to ride it.

[00:51:21]Um, technically not wrong. I believe you mean a mountain bike, though. Oh, >> just just like any other workout bike.

[00:51:26]Well, the pedals