the straights are not okay

Ajouté : 2026-05-09

[00:00:00]Greetings, guys, girls, and nonbinary pals, and welcome back to another video.

[00:00:06]As I am uploading this, I believe that it is the 6y year anniversary of me starting this channel, which is wild. I can't believe I've been doing this for 6 years. Oh my god. Thank you all so much for all of your support over this time.

[00:00:20]It's still beyond me that this is like my job and what I do. Uh, and I thought a good way to celebrate this is to go back to my roots and do a video where we check up on the streets. I'm gonna sit down and I'm going to go through our slash are the streets okay because that is the foundation of this channel. I used to do these every single month.

[00:00:42]It's it's where I started. So, you know, back to the roots we go. But before we get into it, I wanted to let you know that I am partnering with my good friends over at Bellisar to give everyone who signs up to my giveaway a free rose toy with any order that you make from them. Bellisar is a company created by women for all things sexual wellness and empowerment. And they aim to help you connect with yourself and figure out yourself and just empower yourself in that way. and they are the creators of some phenomenal products to help you on that journey, including the Rose toy, which you get for free with any order that you place using the link in my description, which is an external suction toy. It fits so nicely in the palm of your hand. It feels so nice and it is mind-blowing, phenomenal. There is a reason why she is a viral sensation.

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[00:04:18]And someone replied, "Sometimes when I make love to my smoking hot wife who is a woman, I envision she's a man, but not in a gay way. It makes the intimacy more pleasurable as I don't feel the need to perform for her pleasure and it feels more like I'm just hanging out with a buddy. I've discussed this with all of my boyfriends, friends who are boys, and they all agree it's a common practice.

[00:04:38]Now, firstly, that first tweet, bro, it's okay to be gay. Like, that's it's fine.

[00:04:46]It's okay. I love being like, I wish I was a woman so I could have sex with men because men are so much more attractive.

[00:04:52]I'm so much more sexually attracted to them. I think they're so much cooler. I want to spend all my time with them. I want to sleep with them. But like, unfortunately, I'm a man, so I can't.

[00:04:59]You can. You can do that. That's okay.

[00:05:00]You are allowed to do that. That is a possibility. You as a man can sleep with a man. That's fine. Uh the reply initially thought that I thought that we were making fun of them, being like, "Sometimes when I make love to my smoker, not wife, I envision she is a man." And I feel like it's got to be sarcasm. But like as it moves on, I start to question it. I'm like, it feels like you were making fun of the original guy, but then it when it gets to the like it makes the intimacy feel more pleasurable as I don't have feel the need to perform for her pleasure. That that feels too genuine to be a joke. And so I'm left here being like I don't know. I don't know. Are we making fun of him or are we being for real? Cannot tell. And it's quite funny that I cannot tell. I just would like to uh put it out there that you you can be gay. It's okay to be gay. That's fine. If you don't like women, you don't have to sleep with women. That I feel I don't really need to say anything else. That's that's that's kind of it. This is from a book of baby names where there are multiple different categories that give girl options and boy options for baby names.

[00:06:05]But this is particularly one section that is just titled sexy. The category for baby names is sexy. And the names are Bambi, Brooke, Carmen, Desiree, Honey, Kitty, Lola, Marilyn, Raquel, and Sabrina. And you know what the boys options are? None. They didn't give any options. The only names listed are girls names. There is no there is no category for boys sexy names. There are so many things wrong with this.

[00:06:36]Firstly, who did this? Who made this?

[00:06:40]Get stop. Get them out. No. In what world are we thinking like, "Yes, I want to give my baby a sexy name." Like, I know they're going to grow up into adults, right? But you shouldn't be like looking at a baby being like, "Yeah, I'm going to give you a sexy name." That's really weird. And it's made so much weirder and worse by the fact there are no options for boys. They're just girls names. If the woman really loves a man, as soon as her genitals reach the man's, she silently sucks up his organ within herself. The man has no need to make any effort. If the woman's love is strong, her body sucks up his organ as air is sucked up into an empty space. My favorite part of this is the uh the readers added context. They thought people might want to know. What the [ __ ] [ __ ] love I love context notes on Twitter. It's so funny. That's It's the only like good update that Twitter has had since Elon Musk took control of it because yeah, excellent question. What the [ __ ] What the question I ask the most when I make these videos is always, how did you come up with this? What went through your brain that made you be like, "Yeah, that makes sense. I'm going to tweet that." Like, it's a real thing.

[00:07:53]And then you've got to like wonder if these are people who are claiming to sleep with women, right? Like a lot of the time these kind of like these type of men who like tweet this like dating advice and sex stuff and are misogynistic are like claiming to have regular sex. So this is just straight up them admitting to the fact that they don't they don't have sex because they don't know how bodies work. They don't know how the female body works. They don't know anything about it. I just want I'm so curious as to the function of this and how this would possibly make sense to have like a vacuum vagina.

[00:08:25]You're aroused and suddenly you turn into a vacuum. Apparently that what I need them to draw this up for me like like draw how it's meant to happen and where these things are coming from and what's happening cuz I have so many questions. This is a review left on a cafe that reads came in between 12:50 to 1:00 p.m. on the American date uh 26th of August 2025. I was the only customer.

[00:08:54]Only people I saw was a guy and a girl.

[00:08:56]Girl was cute. Just a heads up. Not everyone who is in or passes through Hillrest is gay. Drawing flowers on the lid of my cup may be cute to others, but not me. Look at it from a straight person's point of view. What are they trying to insinuate by drawing flowers?

[00:09:10]You trying to insinuate I'm gay and like flowers and roses and girly stuff?

[00:09:14]Laughing emoji. Sorry, but no. I like beer, sports, women, getting my hands dirty on cars, etc. Man stuff. shouldn't draw flowers. May be cute to others, but every person is different and every person may take it a different way. Took the lid off and threw it away in front of them. God bless all. Five stars.

[00:09:35][ __ ] love giving it five stars with this review. Amount of like projection and defensiveness and like toxic masculinity in this is so funny. Like, bro, calm down. It's a flower. Why are you getting so pressed about having flowers drawn on your cup? Flowers.

[00:09:53]They're flowers. I don't know what to tell you, man. I love being like your flowers on my cup. You think I'm gay? I don't like flowers. I like man stuff like beer and cars and boobs.

[00:10:08]None of this gay [ __ ] Like flowers.

[00:10:11]It's okay to like flowers. Firstly, like everyone can like flowers. That's that's fine. It's also okay to not like flowers, but I promise you they didn't mean anything by it. No one's drawing flowers to be like, "Oh, you look gay.

[00:10:25]I'm going to draw flowers for you."

[00:10:26]They're drawing flowers cuz they like flowers and they think it's cute.

[00:10:29]Because flowers are pretty. Flowers are lovely. Flowers are like a beautiful important part of life. Like it it doesn't matter. Being offended by someone drawing flowers on your cup is so sad. It's so sad. Get over it. Get a life. Stop being so insecure. If you think people are judging you for having a coffee cup with flowers on it, you are overthinking way too much. No one no one is thinking about it. No one gives a [ __ ] No one cares at all except for you and you care way too much. Chill out.

[00:11:01]It's okay. I also love at the start being like, "Girl was cute. That's so irrelevant. Why? Why? Like there's so much unnecessary commentary here. Only people I saw was a boy and a girl and the girl was cute. Why did you need to put that in the review? What are you?

[00:11:15]Why are you trying to just like you're trying to tell a story? Why? None none of this is okay. Whatever. At least it was a five-st star review. You know, it didn't it didn't hit the caf's reviews hard. This is a post that was clearly made by a straight man. 99% of men.

[00:11:31]Kind, caring, protective. And it's an image. These are all AI generated images, by the way. The image is this like blonde buff shirtless man. And then it's 1% murderers, rapes, selfish, and it's an angry man with like dark hair, and he's going, "Girl." And then it says, "Women be like, "All men are evil.

[00:11:56]Men should stop murdering and raping us." Um, and the image they've used is an AI generated image of a fat woman with worms coming out of her mouth. And I'm so perplexed because you've just proved the point entirely. Like, how do they not realize what they're doing?

[00:12:16]Like, this is just proving the point completely of being like, men are kind, caring, and protective most of the time.

[00:12:23]Not me, though. Look, I hate women.

[00:12:27]If you're trying to prove the point that men are caring, you've done a really bad job. I also just love in general like the saying like all men are evil and then full stop next sentence men should stop murdering and raping us. Like those two statements aren't necessarily even related. Um, saying that men should stop murdering and raping us is like something that is stupid for women to say and being like, "Lol, women are just blaming all men and saying that like, ooh, men should stop murdering us. Men should stop raping us." Like, do you disagree with that statement?

[00:13:06]The fact that you're making fun of women, telling men to stop hurting us, you're like doing the opposite of what you think that you're doing. you're doing the opposite of what you think that you're doing. Especially when it's like all men are evil and you're like not all men are evil. I am though. I am evil because I'm making fun of women for standing up for themselves and uh telling men to stop hurting them. All men are bad. That's the takeaway. Either you yourself are doing bad things.

[00:13:34]You're standing by while other men are doing bad things. And yes, there are some men who don't do bad things and they call out their friends and peers doing bad things and they are advocating for women and they are genuinely good people. However, they also agree with the sentiment of being like, "Yeah, men are the [ __ ] worst because men do all these horrible things and I understand that I am I am one of those people."

[00:13:58]Yeah, you know, if you're feeling super defensive, it's because there's a reason for you to feel super defensive and you aren't helping yourself here. This picture makes me so sad and it's again, of course, another AI generated image of um a woman who's got some tattoos and she's like sad and she's she's walking and behind her there are just a bunch of ghost babies chasing her and crying. I love the like prob birth anti-choice uh people's posts and their art and stuff because they're always so [ __ ] stupid. Like be This image makes me so sad. How? This is the most ridiculous image I've ever seen in my entire life.

[00:14:43]It's so stupid. It's so stupid. What do you Oh my god. No. Firstly, it's just It's just so funny. It's just so funny.

[00:14:54]And it doesn't do you any favors in your argument because you look ridiculous and stupid. Also, like this is eight nine nine ghost babies chasing after this woman. It's very very rare for people to have nine abortions. Like I don't know where this concept is of people being like all these like conservative pros, anti-choice people are always like women are just constantly always getting abortions. they get abortions for breakfast and lunch and dinner every day. It's like no, most of the time people are getting like one, you know, a lot of a lot of people don't get any and then a lot of people get one. Sometimes it would be more than that. Obviously, people aren't getting like abortions every [ __ ] day. It's not it's not like the first choice people have. people for the very large majority are not using abortions as birth control like some people seem to have convinced themselves they are. Like this is just I can't even really call it fear mongering, but it's definitely like a false argument and just completely overexaggerating their point to a very unrealistic level and is just quite funny. This is an advertisement for a t-shirt. Um, and it says my daughter, my life. And the Sorry, the t-shirt doesn't say my daughter, my life. The caption says, "My daughter, my life." The t-shirt says, "Guns don't kill people.

[00:16:24]Dads with pretty daughters do." I just don't think we should be threatening to kill people for like dating our daughters. You know, there's like, okay, there's a bunch there's a bunch of different things that can come into this, right? Like there's the toxic girl dad type thing of being like my daughter isn't allowed to date until they're 50.

[00:16:43]They're never allowed to get a boyfriend. They're not allowed to date.

[00:16:45]So it's this implication of being like I'm going to kill whoever my daughter is dating. Um which is taking away like her choice and her freedom and her desire to be happy. It's like no, no man is allowed to touch her. I will I will hurt you if you do. And that's bad in the way of, you know, being overly controlling of your child. And then on the other end, the like guns don't kill people.

[00:17:08]Dads with pretty daughters do. It's like that implication that because your daughter is pretty, people are going to take advantage of her and do things to her without her consent. And that is you then admitting to the fact that men in general, not great. Not great. You can't trust them. You can't trust them around uh women. And it's made worse by the fact that the daughter in question is a child. She's like one or two. He's like carrying her. So, there's just so many layers of like [ __ ] upness here. And I just don't think we should be putting it on t-shirts. I just This whole idea of protective dads over their daughters in this sort of way is so gross and [ __ ] up. Really needs to change. It's so normalized. We need to stop. Bro really said women suffered the most. What women suffered, period, breakup, being broke, going to jail for two days, what us men suffered, World War I, World War II, depression, divorces, being blamed for everything, isn't treated fairly. Okay, I love when they do this of being like, women say they suffer, men went to war, men fought in World War I and World War II. Firstly, you're like 17. You've never fought in a war. You didn't fight in World War I or in World War II. Why?

[00:18:32]What are you talking? What are you chatting? Shut up. Secondly, whenever it comes to this point, I it's being like men suffered cuz they had to go fight in World War I and two and women did not.

[00:18:44]And who whose choice was that? Firstly, men are the ones who started the [ __ ] wars. So, you know, it's it's your fault. Secondly, men are the ones who said that men had to go and women weren't allowed to. So like the creation of your own suffering. Men men created that. And then I love just being like men suffer from depression and divorces.

[00:19:05]Women also suffer from depression and divorces. And if the divorce rate of like women divorcing their husbands is higher than the other way around, maybe you should reflect on why so many men are being divorced. Maybe you should like try to just be a better partner and then you won't have a divorce filed against you so often. Like that's within your control, man.

[00:19:27]of control, being blamed for everything and isn't treated fairly. So for real, these so for real. Oh my god, these these men, they're so frustrating. They are the most infuriating people ever.

[00:19:41]And they like just walk around life with their eyes closed and their ears blocked and are just like, I am a victim. I'm not going to give you any evidence as to why I'm a victim. I'm not going to like actually say any reason why I'm not like I'm actually not going to give any evidence for that. I'm just going to blame all of my issues on women and say how much I suffer and then they go and they're like women are such a victim complex. Women are just like calling themselves victims even though they aren't and I'm the real victim. The hypocrisy, man. The hypocrisy. You can't can't talk about women having a victim complex when they're really doing better and then turn around and be like, "But let me give you all these fake reasons as to why I'm the real victim." Come on.

[00:20:24]Come on. Be for real. Just says, "Men are needed." And it is a man that's saying, "Without men, who would protect you?" And the woman is like, "Protect us from who?" Um, because this is a classic argument that we say, right? Like men are like, "You would you wouldn't survive without men cuz we protect you."

[00:20:41]Women are like, "Yeah, but who do we need protecting from are the men." So, this is their their clapback to this.

[00:20:47]And the things that men are going to protect us from are um bears, burning buildings, lightning, tornadoes, the earth falling apart, and landslides. I I don't think I don't think men are protecting people from that. I love that trying to come up with like answers as to what men are going to protect you against that isn't just other men. They couldn't come up with anything. I don't think men are like controlling the weather or natural disasters. How are you going to protect me from [ __ ] lightning? How are you protecting me from a tornado? Like we're in the same position when like when we're driving along like a road and there's a landslide and rocks are coming down and going to land on the car. How are you protecting me in this instance? Like so um thank you for proving the point that the only thing men are protecting us from is in fact other men because couldn't provide any examples as to anything else that they could possibly protect us against. So and uh with that I'm going to end this I'm going to end this here. I hope that you had you had the had a fun time. It's been a while since I've done one of these. I do enjoy doing them every now and then. So, if you did enjoy, please do not forget to leave a like, comment, and subscribe. I really do appreciate it. Thank you so much for all of your support over these 6 years. I still cannot believe I've been doing this for 6 years. That's absolutely wild. Um, and I'm so I'm so grateful. So, thank you. A huge huge thank you to my Kiwi Cat patrons. Rain remaining. Mossy Moose. Noah. Bingo.

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