A vasectomy is a permanent sterilization procedure that involves cutting or sealing the vas deferens (the tubes that carry sperm from the testicles), which prevents sperm from being released during ejaculation. The procedure typically takes about 15-20 minutes per side, is performed under local anesthesia, and requires a post-operative protocol of approximately 35 ejaculations over 3 months to clear any remaining sperm from the reproductive tract. Recovery involves keeping the area clean, applying ice packs, and avoiding strenuous activity for about 48 hours. While the procedure is highly effective with a success rate of over 99%, it is permanent and cannot be reversed, making it an important decision for individuals who are certain they do not want future children.
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All right, back to it.
>> Welcome back everybody to another episode of the You Bet Your Radio podcast.
>> The boys are back in the studio. And you know what, guys? We don't need to waste any time. There's We got >> We got a lot of stuff to get through today.
>> Yep.
>> A lot of stuff. Time is of the essence.
Ryan's got a sales meeting in an hour.
>> Oh my god.
>> Oh, really?
>> Yeah. 57 minutes. I told you that earlier.
>> Yeah. No, it's fine, >> Jared. I'm going to be honest, Ryan. We don't really need you for the end of the podcast anyways.
>> We We can You get us there. We'll get it home.
>> Okay.
>> Yeah, I'll get you there.
>> Again, let's stop wasting time.
>> Chitchat.
>> First thing, energyy's a little low in the office today. I don't know what we all did this weekend. Jared, did you get drunk this weekend?
>> Yeah, like Friday night.
>> I was going to say cuz I feel like you're a little hung over today.
>> Oh, I'm fine.
>> Okay. Yeah. All right. Everyone just seems like there's everyone's got uh >> just thinks you look like [ __ ] Jared.
>> Yeah, thanks.
>> Well, no. When we had our meeting earlier, I was like, "Oh, he seems like he is hung over."
>> Oh, no. I'm fine.
>> Okay.
>> I feel like I >> Cuz then you said he was a little bit irritable. Yeah.
>> And then you said he was a little bit irritable.
>> Yeah. Which I was a little bit irritable today.
>> And I only said that because sometimes Well, did I try and talk to you about the T- Wolves?
>> Uhuh.
>> Okay.
It was something else then. Anyway, like when I try and talk to you and you keep looking at your computer screen with your headphones on, I can tell that you're just not interested. Uh, and that you're you may be there just may be something bothering you.
>> I'm also like I have audio going through my headphones, too.
>> Yeah. And that's totally fine. So, >> he's got a job to do.
>> Mostly just me saying, "Is everything okay, Jared?"
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's fine.
I just said it's just if I had to bet if someone in the office got drunk this weekend over I would have picked you today.
>> We could do that.
>> That was fine.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> No. Yeah. Just throwing it out there.
>> Make that a new bit every Monday podcast.
>> Who got drunk last night?
>> We guess who got drunk.
>> Who's who's probably hung over right now?
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. [laughter] >> Cuz our hangovers do last multiple days at this age.
>> Weeks.
>> I mean, you still could be a little hung over from Friday. I guess technically I could be.
>> Yeah. You were on the road last week, too. That doesn't help.
>> Mhm.
>> Road road hangover.
>> Jetlegged all the hell.
>> Yeah. I didn't do anything on Saturday.
I was a bag of bones.
>> And that's okay.
>> That's fine. Um, so one that was first thing wanted to just make sure clear the air on. Um, another thing that, this is more so just something that I've noticed lately, but millennials are obsessed with telling everyone that they're a dad.
>> Have you noticed that >> they It's virtue signals.
>> The best example is about one in every two millennial dads has a hat that just says dad on it.
>> Mhm. And not necessarily a dad hat, but a hat that says on it. It says both dad.
Sometimes both.
>> And some of them are even going as far as saying which gender dad they are.
>> So I I think >> girl dad, boy, dad, >> they dad, >> they dad, [laughter] >> future dad, >> big dad.
>> I mean, we're we're not far off from having future dad hats.
>> Yeah. Yeah. No, I think >> for people who are currently pregnant, >> I think I have a >> girl dad was the first [laughter] one >> and I think it's all spurred from the girl dad hats.
>> Dad D.
>> I think we need to start doing we need to start doing hats that just say we need to jump on that train and just do hats that say confirm sex >> hammer.
>> Well, and I think >> I shot one deep hat. [laughter] And I think the merch you guys are talking about right now, th this is the the it's the upgraded version from the shirt you would get at Walmart back in the day when it was like number one grandpa or number one dad or the coffee version.
>> Yeah. We we just we upgraded.
>> Yeah. We always make fun of boomers for having like uh uh you know it's like they go to a college and it's like uh you know uh dragon dad MSUM dragon dad.
>> I have an Iowa Hawkeyes dad shirt.
>> Correct. Yes. And we always make fun of the older generations for doing that.
And now look at us. Just because we slap it on a cool looking golf hat with a script font doesn't make us any different.
>> I got Yeah. News flash for all the fellow millennial dads in 10 years. It's not going to be cool.
>> Yeah.
>> You're going to look back at it be like, "What was I doing?"
>> Yeah. And it's it's it's fine. I don't really care. I think it's good. I think it's good that our generation is much more involved as a dad.
>> I feel like millennials are actually take pride in like spending time with their kids instead of viewing it as a hindrance on the fun that they can have with their buddies, you know?
>> Yeah. I just I think like you are allowed to have fun with your kids without putting a billboard that you have kids on your head. Yeah. You know, you can just you can still hang out with your kids at the park without having a hat that says >> everyone's going to assume that you're a dad if you're at the park with a kid.
>> Especially if the kid is running around calling you dad.
>> Yeah.
>> Well, that and also we it's kind of like uh when my mother for the longest time, every time we leave her house, even late into like even years ago, couple years ago, would always say, "Okay, bye. Love you. Drive safe." And eventually me and my brother said, "Hey, Mom, you don't need to keep telling us to drive safe.
We will continue to drive safe until you tell us not to drive safely."
>> Because we know the repercussions for not driving.
>> We're going to assume every guy with a kid is a dad.
>> Only if you're like an uncle watching.
We need to do like uncle hats. That would help actually.
>> Or babysitter.
>> Babysitter hats would be helpful. We're going to Then we learn new information.
If you're not a dad, you should be wearing a hat explaining your relation to the kid.
>> Yeah. In order to get one of these hats, too, you need to prove the relation to the child.
>> Yeah.
>> Cuz then any any weirdo could just go by uncle hat and then get away like, "Oh, he's uncle. We're good."
>> That is true.
>> We could have a hat that says not a pedto on it.
>> Yeah. [laughter] Yeah.
>> Not a pedto, just a dad.
>> Um, >> what a turn. [laughter] But yeah, I just I um in like I even think a small percentage of older dads would be willing to do like uh like the the dad shirts that said where their kid went to school.
>> And even that is not even about that they're it's just a way for their dads to brag that their kids went to college.
>> Yeah.
>> It's not even it's not even about being a dad. It's more so like I spawn someone smart enough to go to college. 100%.
>> And I just think it's funny because >> I I just think older dads wouldn't be caught dead wearing a hat that just said dad.
>> No. No. It would have to there has to be a reason for it. Like I know my dad would never wear a hat that just says dad, but on parent night he he would wear proud parent of a hornet wrestler.
Correct. Like he would wear that.
>> It's much more contextual than just blanket statement that I am a dad.
>> Yeah. His shirt didn't say proud parent.
It said proud parent of so and so.
>> Yeah.
>> Now, do you guys think that uh wearing the dad merch uh do you think it's similar to people posting on Facebook about their relationship and like how happy they are when it's actually like the opposite?
So, you're almost trying to justify that, hey, I am a good dad even though you may not be because you're wearing the merch.
>> I think to a much much less degree.
>> Yeah. Okay. Okay. Yeah.
>> Like >> I Yeah. I think we're just in the consumerism final boss era of the world >> and so it's like you just get pushed ads on Instagram that are very tailored to you >> and it's like oh I am a dad and it's kind of a cool hat I'll buy it right >> feel like that >> and I wonder what percentage of those hats are gifted to dads >> correct it's like you need to wear a hat that's suitable for our baby announcement that we post on Instagram so wear this dad hat >> Mhm. So, I was at the sporting goods store this last weekend and I should have led with this cuz Yeah, I should have led with it, but I didn't.
>> Uh, I did walk. So, they now have a section of this merchandise >> of just dad merchandise.
>> Dad merch.
>> It just says dad.
>> Dad gang, dad. Yeah, you name it.
>> On Mother's Day weekend, even.
>> Mother's Day weekend.
>> Wow. We hijacked Mother's Day.
>> I haven't seen a single mom wearing a hat that says just mom.
>> That's right. It's weird. It's weird.
[laughter] >> It's just strange. Right. It is >> like it like I said, it's good that millennials care about being a dad much more than previous generations, >> but why do we have to wear a hat that just says dad?
>> Shout for the rooftops.
>> Go on, continue.
>> With that, Ryan.
>> Well, I and I was just going to say like should with this >> cuz you you talked about like the good-looking hat with the script font, whatever. I I did almost buy one. I didn't though. I did [laughter] buy one.
>> Did you buy one? Tell the truth. show you the credit card statement. There's no charges from the sporting goods store on the credit card statement.
>> Cash?
>> No, I don't I don't have cash.
>> Yeah, you did.
>> We don't have cash. It's tied up in Bitcoin right now. [laughter] >> No, I mean I think it's fine to wear it.
I just am noticing that it's just a funny observation that we now identify so heavily with being a parent, whereas I feel like boomers were just like, "Oh, this is who I am and I'm also have kids."
>> Yeah. It's almost like boomers identified with their kids being really like good at sports. Like that was >> Yeah. They were only willing to say they were a dad if you were good at sports or you were an honor student. For sure.
[laughter] >> It was very tied to outcomes back in the day.
>> Conditional.
>> Yeah. It's conditional [laughter] >> conditional identity of being a dad >> and it goes back to the, you know, proud MIT parents, you know. And that's funny that it was always I'm a proud whatever parent because he like again it's attached to conditions.
>> Yeah. I'm a proud parent of a C++ average student. They didn't make those shirts.
>> Yeah.
>> But I wouldn't be if he was, you know, a D student. You know what I mean?
[laughter] >> It's just funny.
>> Disappointed parent in a in a failing student.
>> Yeah. The D stands for disappointment.
>> Yeah. [laughter] >> Um >> Yeah. But yeah, I don't know. I just what it's I've just noticed it and it's everywhere.
>> Does it bother you?
>> Um, it doesn't bother me. It's more so just like a It's just like funny that that's where we're at.
>> Gotcha.
>> And I now understand how you can your generation can start doing things that define you as a group without even noticing it. And I think the dad hat is a great example. Well, that we've just gone we just go so deep into being like signaling that we are this certain person >> when it's almost like >> it's almost like it's it's a way for you to fit in with a group of dads who are wearing this stuff, right? But I feel like at this at our age right now, we're just trying to fit. We're not trying to fit in with anybody, right? So when you see someone with a dad the dad hat on, you're almost like you got caught in the trap and you're just trying to fit in with this group of people.
>> Yeah. I kind of like if if I had to you put a lineup of dads that are at the playground. I And only one has the dad hat on. I'm probably not going to pick him to talk to him. [laughter] >> Tyler really hates these. And I I say that I actually don't even I don't mind him at all. I really I almost bought one for Christ sakes.
>> Like I don't hate them. There's a huge eye roll for me. I I'm I'm going to go get one. I know exact I can [ __ ] beline. I know right where they're at in the store >> because they're in your car. You bought one.
>> No, I didn't. No, I didn't.
>> You didn't buy a dad when you bought a dad gang.
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Sorry, DG.
>> Um No, I think it's fine. I just think um and I'm and I'm having maybe a tough time summing up what I believe. I don't know. I feel like I've explained a little bit.
>> No, no, I think you got it. It's like there's nothing wrong with it whatsoever, but I just makes I just roll my eyes and I'm like, "Okay."
>> So, Ma, if someone gifted you one of these hats, where would the hat go? What would happen to the hat?
>> It would end up in how would it how would the hat feel?
>> I would probably use it to make fun of millennial dads.
>> Got it. Okay. [laughter] >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> I mean, it also depends on who gave it to me. Like if my mom gave it to me, I have to wear it to her house at some point.
>> Yeah, you got to wear it to Thanksgiving Christmas, Easter, >> Father's Day.
>> Or like if your wife gives it to you, what do you do then? And I think that's kind of a little bit what's happening.
>> Yeah, my wife knows me well enough not to.
>> Um, but again, there's nothing wrong with it.
>> You're just a loser.
>> Not no that No, we never said that. You said that. But I think it when you go a step further of saying girl dad or boy dad, it's like it's kind of, you know, you don't see very many boy dad ones.
>> Mhm.
>> But the girl dad ones, for whatever reason, we felt as a society to signal that you're proud to have only girls, you know, cuz usually like guys who have like three girls, right? And it's just like why are we in a spot where we have to like let everyone know that that they're not upset that they don't have a boy? [laughter] >> I don't know. I don't know.
>> I think Kobe Kobe coined it.
>> Yeah.
>> Being a girl dad. And that's I feel like where it kind of got its start.
>> Yep. And then when >> you're tracing it back to Kobe?
>> I I think it's safe to say that Kobe coined it >> cuz the girl dad hat revolution started when Kobe died. Okay. [laughter] Is that all right? We >> take a moment of silence or no? Yeah.
So we trace it back >> to Kobe.
>> Yeah.
>> So we have Kobe to blame.
>> That's his legacy.
>> Um but yeah, it's like it's it's getting up there. Like 50% of millennial dads, I think, have one of these hats.
>> We ran the numbers.
>> Yep.
>> I ran the numbers in my head.
>> So that was something that I just wanted to get off my chest that I noticed.
>> Off your head.
>> And it's becoming somewhat of an epidemic.
>> Well, yeah.
And with Father's Day coming up too, make sure you don't who if any of Miles's family members or whatever are listening, just don't get one of those.
Don't get one.
>> I swear to God if someone gets you.
>> And if any of our listeners have two, don't send us the other one for Miles.
>> Don't send it to PO box number one.
[laughter] >> But here's the thing is that's going to be the calling card for making fun of us later. I think is also what's kind of a little bit grindy. my gears. Just dress normal cuz like you know the same with the New Balance and the cargo shorts and the [ __ ] knee brace and the cell phone hip holster and all of that that we make fun of boomer dads for. My kids are just going to make videos about us wearing dad hats.
>> It's going to be hats say dad jogger sweatpants ankle socks and tennis shoes.
Mhm.
>> That's going to be the dad outfit in 10 years when they're making videos like we made 5 years ago.
>> Mhm.
>> But by the time we get to that age, we won't care.
>> We don't give a [ __ ] >> Boobers don't care.
>> The world's going to be ended by then.
[laughter] >> It's either global warming that's going to kill us. It's going to be AI that's going to kill us or an asteroid's going to hit us and it's going to wipe us all out. I don't give a [ __ ] >> Or Yellowstone might erupt.
>> That's true.
>> That's That's been looming. I know it's been looming. There's a big [ __ ] gazer out there. [laughter] >> It's been looming. I've heard the loom.
I've heard the looming.
>> Yeah. Ashes cover the sun. Darkness.
>> Smells like sulfur over there.
>> It's a long night. The the winter is coming.
>> So, >> so yeah, just just wanted to make everyone aware of what I'm aware of now.
It's an epidemic. It's everywhere.
>> Continue on.
>> Yeah. And I mean, if you if and if you weren't aware of the dad hats, then drive safe because you're probably not paying attention like you should be paying attention.
>> It's true.
>> There's probably somebody listening this podcast right now >> wearing the hat >> for sure.
>> And again, I almost fine. [laughter] >> You still can.
>> I still can. I might.
>> So, okay. What was What was enticing you to buy it?
>> It was uh I really liked the hat.
>> It's a cool looking hat.
>> Two tone. It's very safe, right?
>> Correct. Like what is what there's there's you it's the easiest thing to signal to the world whilst wearing a cool hat is that you're a dad. No one's going to be like disagree with you. It's the least political thing ever.
>> Yeah. And and >> it's like >> also like to my defense, my kid would if I told him what the hat said, he would [ __ ] lose his mind. He would love it.
>> He would want one that says son.
[laughter] >> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Yeah. You know, cuz like even now if you wear a camo hat, you're you're signaling some sort of, you know, political affiliation, but if you're wearing a black and white hat that just says dad in a script font font, you are not signaling anything.
>> Yeah.
>> What's crazy is like Bad Birdie is their golf brand. They have a hat that just says bad.
>> But those were cool.
>> So when the dad hat first started like I thought they were ripping that >> I think they were a spoof. I think I think they were. It's It's damn near the same thing, just one letter switch.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Every everyone's got a dad hat now.
>> Mhm. It's like Rob Low with the we're wearing the NFL logo.
>> It is exactly [laughter] that.
>> It's just safe.
>> Unoffensive. Inoffensive.
[sighs] >> Oh, well, that's a lot of dad hat talk, which actually um >> Good segue.
>> It's a great segue into the dad of all dads. The boy dad, actually. Boy, dad.
>> Boy, dad. Tyler.
>> I forgot my hat.
>> [ __ ] >> Oh, dude.
>> So, a lot has happened with Tyler and his dad. He's having he had some daddy issues.
>> Yeah. [laughter] Intentional.
>> Meaning meaning he didn't want he didn't want to be a dad anytime over more. You know, he was he was trying to limit how many daddies he was.
>> I want to have that says daddy issues on it.
>> Yeah. I bet you they make that somewhere. [laughter] They definitely make that.
>> Yeah.
>> It's usually probably meant for women, [laughter] >> but yeah, go ahead.
>> But yeah, daddy issues are not that they're not exclusive to women. You can have them if you want.
>> Um, [laughter] it's true.
>> So, I I feel like we've talked about your vasectomy the last four podcasts, >> four years in a row we've talked about your vasectomy. just >> um and we well I was in was me and Jared were in Wisconsin last week and Tyler had his consultation >> consultation on Wednesday.
>> Okay. So we need to start right there.
Yep.
>> You've gone to the consultation what happens at at a we had so many questions.
>> So many question and I think the way we should do this I'll tell you about the consultation and then remind me of the questions you had and I can answer them all now.
>> Okay.
>> I don't even remember.
>> Okay. So I I get >> Do they come in from the tip of the penis or the underside of the balls or at the shaft?
>> Okay.
>> That's not part of the consultation though. That's part of the surgery to tell me that they consultation.
>> Oh. Oh. Oh.
>> So lift the penis up. [snorts] >> Okay.
>> Incision on the top of the scrotum at the >> Okay. So bottom of the the sha the bottom of the shaft.
>> Yeah. A little bit further down. Like a like an inch down from the bottom of the shaft.
>> Do they like inch? How big are you?
>> Do they like palm up flat hand lift uh the tip of your >> dingling?
>> Also underrated joke saying that do they go in the tip of the penis? Like obviously they don't but [laughter] whatever. [ __ ] you guys.
>> Or did they pinch pinch and pinch and pull?
>> Oh well he got out his tweezers for me >> and then moved it over.
>> Yeah. [laughter] >> Um All right. Consultation.
>> Consultation. I sit down. He gives me the whole spiel like tells me what's going to happen. Um, uh, it tells me that there's two types of pain. Scrotal pain and mental pain. So, I could get a volume if I wanted for the mental pain, which I turned down.
>> Mental pain meaning like, >> uh, anxiety going into the procedure.
[laughter] >> Got it.
>> Uh, so I turned that down.
>> Big A word.
>> Yes. Yep. Um, I turned that down. He told me to get basically what my preop.
>> Why did you turn it down?
>> I didn't I didn't need it. [laughter] >> I'm just kidding.
>> He's [ __ ] What do you mean? He's not He's no [ __ ] [ __ ] >> If anything, I needed a volume to calm down from the excitement.
>> Okay. Okay.
>> To get this over with.
>> Um, so they told me what to do preop and posttop and all that stuff. And then the scheduler comes in and she's like, "When do you want to do this?" I was like, "As soon as possible." And she goes, "Well, we we had somebody cancelled for tomorrow."
>> Oh, it's your dream.
>> Oh my That's best case.
>> And I was like, >> it wasn't same day, but damn near I will take it. And she's like, "Okay, good.
Well, are you sure? Cuz the next one we have available is August 18th.
>> Yeah.
>> So, homie was booked out for the whole summer. So, I'm really glad that somebody canled for the next day.
>> Well, yeah. He didn't get his volume.
That's the [laughter] thing. He declined the volume and then he had to cancel cuz he didn't have it.
>> Yep.
>> So, okay. Yeah, cuz you texted us said you were out and that you were going to do it. And that's all I know about this.
And when I got here this morning, I had completely forgotten that you got snipped.
>> Yep.
>> Until right before this. And you said you were going to tell me all about it on the podcast. This is the first time I'm hearing of how this went down.
>> Yeah, it whatever you guys want to know, I'll tell you. So, stop me whenever with questions.
>> Okay.
>> Were you nervous?
>> Not really.
>> Okay.
>> Um I was >> Did he give you a percentage of of of botches that could happen? [laughter] Like, >> you know, about we got about an 8% botch rate, so you should be in good hands.
>> No percentage.
>> We're seven for our last 99. So >> yeah, that >> like Steph Curry for >> Yeah, >> he didn't give me those numbers, but he did tell me like the complications that could happen, >> which are >> uh like some leakage from the incision site or the stitch getting ripped loose >> or like major swelling and stuff like that that um >> that would not >> total no total loss of nut though.
>> No total loss of nut was that didn't seem to be a possible option.
>> Okay, that's good.
>> Barring major disaster. Uh, so I get there, I have Grandpa Dave drive me from >> from home.
>> What a move.
>> I mean, because I didn't have a plan in place because it's like I had 12 hours to figure out what the [ __ ] I was going to do for this thing.
>> Did Grandpa Dave get did he get snipped after he was done having kids?
>> Yep.
>> Oh, so he maybe he was able to calm me down a little bit.
>> It's kind of like part of Alcoholics Anonymous is that you also sponsor another alcoholic.
>> Hi, I'm Tyler and I've had a vasectomy.
[laughter] Yeah. Now you could drive one of us someday to the to the hospital forward.
>> Yeah, it's my turn. Whenever you guys are ready, let me know.
>> Um, so Grandpa Dave drives me there >> and he's like, I'm going to go rumage sailing while you're in there. So >> clean up week. It's a good week for you're cleaning up and he's cleaning up.
>> Um, >> did you clean up?
>> I did. Yeah. Sorry. That's part of the preop thing. I had to I had to trim I had to trim the boys in in the consult the doctor there's a diagram of a penis >> of course >> and he's like points [laughter] >> points to above it.
>> How were you able to get through this consultation? [laughter] >> It's like eighth grade health class all over again penis and I'm going to start laughing.
>> I will I will give a shout out to the doctor. Dr. Russ laugh. He's a very chill guy. There were some giggles in the console.
>> That's the doctor I go to.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Good. Good guy.
>> You guys are are Eskimo bros essentially.
>> You've had your [ __ ] touched by the same guy.
>> No, I have never had my I I've never He's never touched down there.
>> Not yet.
>> Not yet. Anyway, >> but >> he just made you duck walk.
>> No, that [laughter] was that was back in my hometown. He got fired, I think, from malpractice or something. [laughter] >> He's on Prison Pals this week.
>> Special guest, the duck walker.
[laughter] >> Oh.
So, I did have to I did shave the boys.
He's like, "Anything above this line, >> I don't care. You can keep it as hairy as you want. Everything below this line, eighth of an inch or shorter, please."
>> So, you basically shaved the neck beard is what you're saying.
>> I And I was like, I'm not going to just leave top only.
>> I think you should [laughter] have.
That's what I'm saying.
>> Get rid of the neck beard. Keep the beard.
>> So, I uh I clean shaved the boys cuz I was trying to trim them and I snipped my nuts and that didn't feel good. So, you nicked >> them?
>> Nicked the nuts with the trimmer, so I just went razor blade and that was fine.
>> Oh, really? I'd be so scared.
>> Yeah, the razor blade worked way better than trimming them.
>> So, there's some advice for you.
>> Yeah. Shaving cream, whatever. I'm assuming.
>> Yep. Yep. [laughter] >> What's that? What's the >> It was It was actually kind of a [ __ ] nightmare. I I shaving creamed up my nuts and I was shaving them in the shower, but I was wearing my glasses, so then my glasses got fogged up >> cuz I'm in the shower. And so then I had to take my glasses off and like halfass Marilyn Manson so I could be close enough to see my nuts.
>> So now you know how Stevie Wonder feels saving his nuts.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Hopefully he has someone for that.
>> Um so I get there and the the nurse set the tone right away.
>> Guy or girl?
>> Girl, she she was also also very chill.
[laughter] >> She uh >> she Jesus. Anyway, >> no, there was there was no [laughter] no bees being popped.
>> Okay. Well, that's good. Yeah. I mean, I wasn't assuming he got a boner, Ryan. I was assuming that he was going to be self-conscious about his wiener size.
>> Yeah. I mean, I >> strokes.
>> I got a wife. I'm like, show her.
>> She Yeah, she's okay with the size. So, um the the nurse sets the tone right away. She gives me a heat pack. I have to sit on this heat pack. She's like, "All right, so you're going to take this heat pack and make yourself a testicle taco and then I'll be back in a little bit." Yeah. She said, "Make a testicle taco with the heat pack." So, basically, I just laid down on the table, stripped from the waist down, wrapped my nuts in a heat pack, and then waited for them to come in. They come in, they they get all their tools ready. I'm covered up with a towel and whatnot. And the doctor, >> I [ __ ] you not, he's ready to go.
>> Turns on a Bluetooth speaker and plays Let's Get It On by Marvin Gay.
>> I swear to God. No way, Doc.
>> I swear to God.
>> There's no way.
>> No. If any >> That's like something out of a Will Pharaoh movie.
>> If there's a doctor that will play this song, it's going to be It's going to be Tyler and I's Doc.
>> Yeah. And I was making jokes ahead of time like talking to my dad about him like I think I'm going to get >> like I'm going to play taps when he's when he's finished with it.
Um or like we talked about getting the tattoos on the inside of the thighs or like writing messages and I chickened [snorts] out on all that. But it absolutely would have played with this guy >> for sure.
>> So he plays let's get it on and he comes over there and he needle lidocaine to the nuts. So that's how they numb you is they take a needle. That's >> what's the deal with the heat pad here?
What are we doing that for? Have some blood flowing.
>> Can't have the My nuts cannot be >> They got to be hanging.
>> They got to be hanging. [laughter] I got it. Yeah, it's like in a shower.
>> Yeah. You get into a cold pool, your nuts shrivel up. He can't do his job if my nuts are shriveled up. So that's what the heating >> I guess that makes sense. [laughter] >> This is You guys can skip your console.
You're getting it today.
>> I know.
>> Um >> schedu tomorrow.
>> So he he gives me a shot in the nuts and >> nut shot.
>> That hurt the worst of the whole procedure. And he forgot to tell me.
He's like, I feel a pinch. And she's like, "Oh, little pressure here." And he's like, "Probably should have told you that a second ago, shouldn't I?"
Like, "Yeah." But then they they numbed right away. And the towel, I can't see what's going on. So, he's down there and I thought he was still like prepping [ __ ] like getting the iodine like they put iodine all like the stuff they put on your plasma >> on your arm for plasma. They put it everywhere.
>> Like the whole thing is covered in >> my toes and [ __ ] and everything. That tickles.
>> It look like I [ __ ] [laughter] my balls.
So that stuff is everywhere.
>> Y >> and I thought he was still doing that stuff cuz like 15 minutes in he goes, "How are you feeling?" I was like, "Fine." He goes, "All right, good. We're done with one side." And I was like, "You're in there already?" And the nurse goes, "That's what she said."
>> What? What kind of place is this?
>> I don't know. They put me at ease, though. It was good. They're they're very chill. Um, and then the they did the next side and that one I could feel them like pulling around and stuff and that it didn't hurt but it felt wrong.
It's like a feeling that nobody should ever have to feel.
>> Mhm.
>> Like your body just recognized it as something that shouldn't be happening.
>> Yeah.
>> So like I could feel them like pull the cord out, >> snip the cord, >> um, and so on and so forth. So basically what they do is they make one cut in between each nuts, right? They pull out the vasphrine which is a tube, snip the vast, put a um [ __ ] I forget the >> stint.
>> It's some type of metal. It's there's a metal clip that goes on the end of the vast define where the sperm is made and then the other side gets cauterized. M.
>> So I could see the I could see the smoke from my tubes getting cauterized rising from my pelvis.
>> Yeah. You missed a spot with the razor, too. So that you could smell burnt hair.
>> Yeah. So it it did smell gross.
>> What you were Sorry. What you were telling me about um there's there's a tube for sperm cells and there's a tube for semen.
>> Yeah. So they're different.
>> Yeah. M.
>> So semen is basically just a liquid fluid that is a vehicle for sperm cells to get out of your of your penis essentially.
>> Got it. So it's the bus that carries the passengers.
>> Exactly. Humans.
>> So like [laughter] little tiny human. So it is a bus.
>> Yeah. So >> it's a liquid bus.
>> So basically from here on out I have Diet Coke instead of regular Coke. The sugar-free Coke.
>> So you're just Yeah. You're just You're just spinning buses.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> It's like a ghost town that's just like a bunch of buses driving around with no people in it.
>> Yep. [laughter] >> Yep.
>> Got it. I mean, that makes total sense.
>> Yep. Yep. So, there will still be stuff happening.
>> I mean, you were probably working with a short bus, but >> Yeah. Hey. Hey, [laughter] if it gets you from A to B three times, >> let's go.
>> Um, so [laughter] they they finish up right. The right side feels pretty uncomfortable. Um, >> well, now that Yeah, shit's got to be wearing off down there, too.
>> No, it didn't wear off for a while.
>> It could feel my nuts for [laughter] Still can't feel.
>> Um, they stitch you, they give you a dissolvable stitch, so this thing should hopefully just go away eventually. The stitch is still in for one to two weeks.
>> Mhm. Just one stitch.
>> Yeah.
>> Huh.
>> Um, so the stitch >> I I guess I never even thought that they would only do one.
>> No, I I thought there was always multiple.
>> I mean, maybe it's two. I don't know. I didn't count it. It looks like >> you guys want to see it.
>> I'll zoom in.
>> You want What are we doing? Talking.
>> Hey, I'll get Marvin Gay out. Let's get it on [laughter] by Marvin Gay. Okay.
Ready?
>> So, their whole playlist was all just like funny puns about >> like either sex or nuts like down under like I come from a land down under.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> Um and then like the Friday.
>> So, you got stitched up then? What?
>> Stitched up. Um, procedures done and he gives me these stickers. I got stickers like a little kid going to the doctor.
>> What did they say?
>> First one is vasectomy survivor. I kid you not.
>> Okay. Just totally ripped our polar polar vortex. [laughter] >> Um, retired swim team with a bunch of sperm cells.
>> Nice.
>> I mean, this [laughter] guy >> is he even a real doctor?
>> I don't know.
>> I don't know. We'll find out. It's been a couple years since I've seen him, but >> And then my favorite one is a lemon wedge that says 100% juice, no seeds.
>> Wow.
>> Yep.
>> Okay. Kind of the bust children analogy.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Um, so from here on out, I uh I am still I think it's viral viral.
I still have potency. I can still get Becca pregnant.
>> And what's the protocol on that again?
So for in three months from now I have to send in a sperm sample to for the sperm count. So I he called it my homework.
>> My homework from now until August 7th is to nut 35 times.
>> From now till when?
>> From from now until August 7th.
>> Okay.
>> Cuz I got the vasectomy on the 7th.
>> You get that done in two weeks.
>> I was going to say you're probably already almost done.
>> Yeah. [laughter] Finished up. But we're at I think I'm at like 32 right now.
They have you do that in a a Diet Coke bottle or >> Yeah. So when we take the So when we take the break, I'll I'll finish my numbers quick.
>> So do you got to collect all 35 and send them in?
>> No. No.
>> You just put them in a jug together.
>> Yeah. Liter.
>> The [laughter] uh the 35 is just to empty the chamber >> and then I'll send them. So I asked him >> That's a huge clip >> in the console.
When he told me that I had to do this in the consult, I kind of was like, "So, what am I just supposed to masturbate in a cup and bring it to you or what?" And he's like, "I don't do that stuff. You call and you'll make you call the lab and they'll tell you what to do."
>> Love that. This guy is >> unbelievable.
>> Great. Great doctor. I couldn't recommend him higher. Um, so yeah. So, I have I have homework as they say. I have to I have to nut 35 times. Send that in.
They'll tell me what my sperm count is and if it's zero, I'm good to go.
>> Are you a studyer? Will you will you study a lot for this homework before actually taking the test?
>> You know, I mean, it all depends cuz I don't want all 35 reps to be solo. You know, [laughter] it all depends on what my >> You don't want to be risking it this close to the, >> you know, >> there are other like astronauts going into space, they like need to quarantine for a couple weeks so they don't get sick before they go up.
>> That's true. I think >> we're kind of in that phase right now.
We can't have you getting sick.
>> That's true. [laughter] >> That would suck. That would really suck if I snuck one in in these 35 tries.
[laughter] >> I mean, it would Yeah, you'd be fine.
You just have another >> two condoms.
>> I mean, honestly, at this point, just wear a condom.
>> I know. Worth it.
>> Yeah. I just might go live alone for 3 months.
>> Yeah. Live [snorts] at the cabin at your uh the bunker.
>> Yeah. We'll >> um >> play divorce.
send the kids back.
>> My My brain still can't figure out how it works. The fact cuz in my head, you snip something, nothing's getting through there.
>> Uhhuh.
>> So where where's this chamber of of sperm being held?
>> I think I'm I'm 90% sure the sperm is held in your testicles. So it's the tube coming out of your testicles that's cut, right? So there are existing sperm cells that are in those tubes already or already like mixed with the semen that are existing inside of me basically.
>> So 35 has got to be overkill.
>> I think I think that's probably a number that's like just to play it safe.
>> I think it's more so 35 hours [laughter] >> cuz it's not it won't die.
>> 35 times about about an hour each time should do the trick [laughter] >> cuz they're like all in there incubating and alive still. I have to get them out of me for them to die. They're not just going to sit in me and die, >> right? But if so, uh let me uh do a different analogy here. So, let's say you uh have um let's say you have a hose, correct?
>> Yes.
>> So, let's say you have you have your hose hooked up to your house, the faucet, right? And then you turn it on and then it comes out the other end. But if I just take a scissors and I cut that hose, there's going to be some water left in the tube.
>> Yep.
>> But once I were to empty all that water out, there's no way that water can get from the house to the end of the tube.
>> Yeah, that's >> No, but there may be a couple drops just sitting in there on the the tube that you cut. There might still be a couple drops just just hanging out. That's what they're might have to like air.
>> Think of it like there's two hoses that combine into one. And there's one's got yellow water, one's got blue water. You snip the blue water hose, right?
>> Yep.
>> And you you just keep pumping it out until it's just yellow. But for a while there, it's going to be mixed and it's going to be kind of green. The yellow and the blue water will be a little bit mixed.
>> Correct. But I just How much is sitting in there? And I >> if it's just sitting there, it's still going to be good. It just takes one case by case. Everyone has different sperm counts, you know.
>> So, like my body >> trillion, >> it's going to keep making sperm for the rest of my life, but it'll just get absorbed back into my body because it has no exit.
>> Cool. Got it. All right.
>> H uh yeah, so recovery.
Uh my my nuts.
>> Yeah. How you feeling today? perfectly normal. Like I a little twinge here and there, but I I think I was telling Ryan earlier it might be things that have happened before, but I'm just so hyper aware of my balls right now that I I feel something and it's like, oh, is that because of the vasectomy or is that cuz I sat weird?
>> What are they doing right now? Your balls now that you're hyper aware of them?
>> Right now, they're just chilling.
>> They're sleeping perfectly fine. I will have to say this is probably the first time in my life I've become aware of my where my balls are in space.
>> Yeah, that's been one of the weirder parts.
>> Yeah, like the latitude launch.
>> Now we started talking about now I'm thinking about where my balls are in space right now.
>> Yep.
>> Yeah.
>> In space like what do you mean?
>> We're in space. Just in my environment.
>> In space goes on forever, Jared.
>> Okay.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Your nut sack is pretty small in the grand scheme of space.
>> It's true. I'm glad you finished that.
>> You know, honestly, that's a great way to think about it. Like with how big space is, everyone has a tiny wiener.
>> That's true. Exactly.
>> It's a great argument.
>> Yeah.
>> I'm going to start bringing that up.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. I mean, we all got tiny wieners if you think about how vast space is.
>> And the Hubble's got to zoom in a lot.
>> Oh my god.
>> Yeah. [laughter] >> Um my uh my balls stop being numb about 15 minutes into the drive home. And if you know anything about how old people drive, they're quick on the gas and heavy on the brake.
>> Have you been having to ice your nuts?
>> Yeah. Uh, not anymore. The first two days I was supposed to stay completely horizontal for the first two days and ice off and on, 20 on, 20 off for the first two days, but I >> You were supposed to stay horizontal.
>> Mhm.
>> To help with swelling and the stitch and all that.
>> So, what if you would have had to work the next day?
>> You're supposed to take it off. Got it.
Which is why I got like really lucky that you were gone. One, two, we had work off on Friday, so this is just the perfect scenario for it all to align.
>> Wow.
>> Your balls aligned.
>> Yeah. The balls really aligned.
>> All the balls were in your court. Uh, but that was the most painful part of the entire experience was grandpa driving me home >> because when we got into town just starting and stomping starting and stomping and my nuts are bunching up in my underwear. It's like [ __ ] Hey, dude.
>> You should put the seats down in the back. Lay down in the back.
>> I should have I should have and I didn't want to complain cuz homie dropped everything to drive me all the way up there um on a on a moment's notice. So, I didn't want >> As any good sponsor would.
>> Yep. As any good.
>> Did the doctor do a jersey swap? Did you get his scrubs and then you gave him something of yours?
>> I should have. No, >> I'll send him something though. He sent me a sticker. I'll send him a You Betty sticker.
>> There you go.
>> Please don't.
>> Why?
>> I don't know.
>> Okay, [laughter] I'll get a Tyler sticker made. Send it to him.
>> Send him a dad hat. [laughter] >> Yeah.
>> Polar vortex.
>> I don't know if he's a dad. He He stops people from becoming dads for a living.
Oh, [snorts] so you're doing good.
>> Doing good. Yeah. Uh >> and now you just got to uh It's like uh when you used to have to read a certain amount of hours to get like a Domino's gift card in elementary school or whatever.
>> Pizza personal pan pizza.
>> Yeah.
>> Yep.
>> It's like you got punch card for nothing.
>> Mhm.
>> Did they give you a punch card?
>> No, but I made a to-do list in my notes app with just 35 checkboxes.
>> Nice.
>> Are you a Yeah. Will you try and knock it out quick or are you going to take dogs?
>> You got to wait till three months anyway.
>> Yeah, I'm a little nervous. I haven't I haven't done anything yet. I think I still I'm still a little nervous to be be giving it a go.
>> So, you're still locked and loaded.
>> Don't be like Yeah, don't be watching like Euphoria or anything before [laughter] bed.
>> Yeah, I I haven't.
>> Do not watch Euphoria.
>> No, [laughter] do not watch Nip Talk either.
>> Okay.
Every time we're in every time Ann and I are in bed or like end up on HBO, every time I scroll by it and I say, "God, we got to start watching Euphoria."
[laughter] And I don't think she knows what that show is and so she doesn't get the joke.
>> I I watched season one.
>> Is it pretty smutty?
>> Yes.
>> From what I understand, I don't know. I saw the commercials of Sydney Sweeney in a dog outfit and I was like, "What? This is not a show I should be watching with my wife. Well, you Yeah, you wore a cow outfit for that one video, though.
>> That's true.
Same thing.
>> Also, it was a deer costume.
>> Oh, yeah. Deer. Yeah. Yeah.
>> Charlie. It was the cow. Yeah. Which is >> somebody's dream.
>> Yeah. [snorts] Charlie and a cow.
>> You and Charlie. Deer and cow.
>> Maybe.
>> Got to start watching Euphoria.
>> God.
>> No. Don't. Tyler, >> I won't. I won't. I'll wait for a week or two. Then I'll pick up on season two, but it's not really like it's mostly about kids being drug addicts.
>> I've never seen it.
>> That's what season one's about.
>> Okay.
>> Except for one. Yeah. I don't want to spoil anything for you.
>> You can say spoiler alert.
>> This is very similar vibes to you saying you didn't get a dad hat, even though we know you did.
>> No, I didn't. And I've just seen the headlines of I mean, it's every headline today. What is >> the euphoria?
Sydney Sweeny's boobs being out.
>> Okay.
>> I didn't know.
>> God, I didn't even know that that was [laughter] >> Okay.
>> That's how I react.
>> No, I see where you're going, though, because her boobs were not out in season one, so I didn't know it was a boob show.
>> Yeah, >> that's why I thought I understood that that's the type of show it was. So, that's why I was kept making that joke to Ann, but >> you're correct.
>> Yeah, >> from what I from what from what I've seen on the show. Yeah.
>> I'll avoid euphoria for you, Ryan.
>> Yeah. Don't have to do it for me. I'm I'm just looking out for you.
>> Any uh last thoughts about your procedure?
>> Any regrets?
>> No. No regrets. I think it was uh I think it's worth it. So, anybody thinking about doing it?
>> No snippers remorse?
>> No. None yet. I mean, if she gets pregnant in two weeks, >> do you get your money back if that happens?
>> I don't think so. Cuz they they warned me quite a few times. It's in big all caps letters on my post option. It's final.
>> No, that [laughter] you are not sterile until you complete these steps.
>> Gotcha. [snorts] >> All right.
>> But if I hit 35 early, I might try to get the test done.
>> Well, I thought this was the end, but hey, job not done.
>> We have to talk about this again.
>> We're only in the first half.
>> Yeah.
>> M does this make you want to get stiffed more or less after hearing all this?
Um, >> it's about what I expected it to be.
>> Yeah. Oh, yeah.
>> You know, I just feel like the seriousness of it, it's just exactly the way guys would want it to go down.
>> 100%. [laughter] >> Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, >> uh, it feels it's there's nothing about this that shocked me other than trying to understand the vast deafies and how it all works.
>> Yeah. Besides approach.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> I mean, I was a little shocked. He's playing Marvin Gay for you. But yeah, >> but but now that I think about it, it makes total sense.
>> Because then because then you're gonna leave, you're going to go on podcast and you're going to tell your buddies, >> "This is what he did. You should I couldn't recommend this guy more."
>> Yeah. Oh, >> you know, it's like a little locker room talk goes a long way with guys and referrals. Um, any last words for all the guys out there that are maybe thinking about it, that are maybe a little nervous about it that uh, >> it's it's really really like if you follow the directions of the care, >> you'll be all right. I didn't even follow him to a tea and I feel perfectly normal.
[laughter] >> He's having another kid.
>> No, the directions on like the pain level. Like I didn't I didn't ice off and on for two days straight. 20 on, 20 off. I didn't stay completely horizontal for the full 48 hours. Uh >> oh.
>> Like you don't uh >> Oh, >> it's worth it. And I feel fine.
>> Yeah. I mean, doctors will say take antibiotics for like two weeks, but then after seven days, you're fine.
>> Correct. 100%.
>> Get the volume. [laughter] >> Yeah. If you want the volume, take it.
It's It's Yeah. [laughter] >> I mean, think about it this way. It's like $1,000 or >> value >> a million dollars for another child.
>> Yeah.
Is that what we're That's the price.
>> Is that what we're estimating now?
>> No, I don't know.
>> I think the estimate is like quarter of a mil. Quarter >> mil.
>> But a condom is much cheaper than vasectomy.
>> That's true.
>> Yeah, but that adds up. My Hey, remember I got my vasectomy down pretty cheap.
[laughter] >> Yeah. You look at the price for the price of a condom.
>> You look at the price of gas. Think about what's going to happen to the price of Trojans. I got it for the price of 300 condoms.
>> Jesus.
>> How much are condoms these days?
[laughter] >> I don't even know.
>> Oh no. Miles, you got a kid coming or what?
>> I'm the one person that it shouldn't be.
Oh no. That You know >> that's true. You almost >> My kids My kid's almost two years old.
It's a congrats. Perfect timing.
Congrats. Yeah. Um I think I forgot to say congrats.
>> What is the price of condoms?
I was thinking it is like, >> "Yeah, this is actually great. Let's all try and guess." It's like try and guess.
It's like rich people guess the price of milk.
>> They used to do that to the president.
What's a gallon of milk right now?
>> Correct. [laughter] Yeah. We're doing the same thing to a bunch of guys who probably haven't used one in a very long time. Let's guess the price of a threeack of condoms.
>> Does it even sell them in threeacks?
[laughter] >> What? Threeack?
>> They don't come in three packs?
>> I don't know.
>> Who's covered?
>> Wait. So, what do you guys think? I just assume you like like a box like a >> like a 12 pack.
>> Yeah, I was going to go like in terms of like beer or something like a 12-pack. I >> whether they come in 12 packs or not. I >> Okay.
>> All right. So, a 12pack.
>> The ones that I have bought I think come in 15 packs. They're like a box. Yay.
Big.
>> Okay. All right. [laughter] 15 pack.
>> A little rusty on this.
>> Like unbelie. [laughter] >> All right. I'm going to Google it, but I'm going to get my guess in. Like >> like unbelievably [laughter] rusty.
Um, all right. [laughter] >> I'm going to go >> 15 pack.
>> I'm going to go $22 for a 15 pack. And I'm going to Google it now.
>> All right. I got to do some math on what I think.
>> 15 pack. I'll say $18.99.
>> I'll say $21.99.
>> $18.99 for Jared.
>> You said how much? 22.
>> Oh my god.
>> 22.
>> Yes. That was my guess. Yep.
I'm gonna go I'm gonna go $37.15.
>> Okay, everyone. I I'm going to take myself out. They don't sell them in 15s.
They sell them in tens.
>> Okay.
>> So, I have the price in front of me for a 10 pack.
>> Okay.
>> Okay. 10 pack. Let's just say >> I'll do 14.99.
>> I'll do 25 bucks for a 10 pack.
>> Yep.
>> I don't know why I need to use my calculator for that. [laughter] Uh $15.49.
>> Okay. $21.99 for a 10 pack at the >> That's what I said for a 15 pack.
>> I mean price.
>> Why do they make condoms so expensive?
It seems so counterpart.
>> $2.20 a piece.
>> You can go to like Planned Parenthood and get them for free though, can't you?
>> Yeah, but those >> Yeah, but you got to like I think you can go to the truck stop.
>> They all suck, [laughter] Jared.
>> That's true.
>> The cheap ones suck. Yeah, >> they can go to the truck stop in like.75 cents or something.
>> You just use some sheep skin >> reusable latex glove.
>> The last time I bought them too, they keep them in a locked case cuz kids keep stealing them from stores now.
>> I feel like that's a fine thing to steal.
>> Yeah. It's like let them steal it.
[laughter] >> Yeah.
>> Well, they don't want them to steal it cuz then those kids will buy diapers from their stores.
>> Yeah. They make way more money off the diapers. See? [laughter] >> That's true.
Well, uh, yeah. So, what is that about two over two bucks a condom?
>> It's pricey.
>> It's a monster. White monster.
>> They always say like, "What's the price of a good nut?" Well, we know now. $210.
[laughter] >> Well, good. Like a bouquet.
>> Yeah. Mild nut. [laughter] >> Like a passable nut. $210.
>> 10 or whatever it was.
>> That's about right.
>> Yeah, that seems about [laughter] >> two Georgees.
Two George Washington's. [laughter] [clears throat] So, was anyone even collided? 25. What was yours?
>> 15.49.
>> 14.99 for >> I guess, but we're on the 15 and then I Googled it. So, I'm out. I guess 20. I was right on the money for if it was 15 instead of 10 22.
>> Yeah. God, even condoms aren't aren't uh safe from inflation.
>> Mm-m. Well, a lot of them come through the straight of horses. I think >> oil and rubbers.
>> Tyler was worried condom shortage coming. He had to get the basectomy.
Wait till >> perfect timing. Those are about to skyrocket with the condom problems going on.
>> [ __ ] You see that? There's a big There's a big cargo ship. A bunch of containers fell off from the ocean. I think they were all rubbers.
>> I think I got a good look at it.
>> Yeah. [laughter] Yep.
>> Yep.
>> Yep.
>> You got a source.
>> No, it's just headlines again. I'm a headline guy.
>> [laughter] >> You gota start reading articles, right?
>> Yeah. Most people are ashamed to be a headline reader and Ryan's like unapologetic.
>> That's what I do.
>> All right, let's take a break.
>> Yeah.
>> Oh, boys. I tell you what, I was at the lake this weekend getting stuff opened up and I'm ready for summer.
>> And I was lucky enough to remember my shady rays because nothing goes together like cabins and shady rays.
>> Good on you, dude. Because that's the one thing about sunglasses that I always I always forget them and you don't know how much you love sunglasses until you forget them.
>> That's very true.
>> So, don't forget yours.
>> And uh I luckily remember my Shady Rays is basically the official sponsor of me opening up my cabin.
>> Hell yeah.
>> Because it was bright out. I haven't seen the sun in how long. And it felt nice.
>> Yeah. And another thing, you always, you know, it's a good pair of sunglasses when you forget they're on your face even.
>> Correct. Yeah. It just becomes one with your face. And that does happen.
>> Like right. Am I wearing sunglasses right now? I don't know.
>> Right. Exactly.
>> No, I'm asking you guys.
>> Yeah, you are.
>> Yeah, I'm wearing >> You are. Yeah. Yep. Yep. [laughter] >> Yep. I am >> do a checkup what's going on.
>> Um is that in a good hat? You know, it's kind of the same same in there. And so, uh if you guys want if you guys want to forget you're wearing them, you got to go to wearing sunglasses, you got to go to shitty rays.com. It's uh it's perfect for summer and uh they look good. They feel good on well, you don't even feel them on your face, I guess, is the accurate description. And uh they're polarized and the best part is is they're not going to break your bank.
You know, they're not those $200 sunglasses that you're really scared um to do anything with. Um these are affordable, but also have the same quality as those $200 glasses. So go to shadyrays.com, use code YBR, get 40 with a four 40% off two or more polarized glasses using code YBR today. Ryan had to step out. He has a sales meeting.
>> Yeah, very important for him, >> which is funny. So he's here in spirit.
He might come back, he might not.
>> We're not sure. It It's a surprise for all of us.
>> Of anyone in the whole company, Ryan comes and goes as he pleases. We never know.
>> He really does, doesn't he?
>> Just goes leaves whenever he wants.
>> And sometimes he just works in a different part of the office and I just assume he's gone, >> right?
>> And then he'll be like, "Why didn't you come tell me?"
>> Like, "I didn't know where you [ __ ] were."
>> Um, so yeah, we'll see.
>> Speaking of Spirit, Spirit Airlines, >> God [laughter] Spirit Airlines, >> gone.
I don't know how they how they I don't know why they couldn't survive.
[laughter] >> What happened? Have either of you guys actually ever flown Spirit?
>> I almost did one time, but it was like four connecting flights to get to Phoenix.
>> Yeah. No, I never I never got to.
>> It was so cheap though that I was this close to doing it. It was like 90 bucks, >> you know? Like I imagine not ever flying on Spirit Airlines is probably how you guys feel about missing out on the opportunity to buy a Microsoft Zoom back in the day like [laughter] I have.
>> You're right. You're right.
>> Just kicking yourself >> just once. that keeps me up almost every night.
>> It was a great product. Way ahead of its time. Too early, honestly.
>> Too good.
>> Mhm.
>> Um, >> but there's like a thing online like to publicly raise money to buy Spirit Airlines kind of like how the >> like a publicly traded like a publiclyowned >> funded >> a publiclyowned private company >> something like that. And they compared it to like owning the Packers like how that's like >> So who gets paid?
>> I I don't Yeah. I don't know if it's like a startup cost to buy it and then >> Yeah.
>> Yeah. So you can maybe buy Spirit.
>> I mean cuz it's like it makes if I'm if like I'm Delta or whatever cuz planes are not expensive. So or they are expensive. They're not the people.
>> They're very expensive. [laughter] And so, uh, if you know it's like, oh well, why didn't the company just acquire them? Because like now, now that like these other companies can just buy planes for pennies on the dollar and just repaint them.
>> Mhm.
>> You know what I mean?
>> Yeah. Get that yellow out of here.
>> Yeah.
>> Get that terrible yellow. They're going to have to do some upkeep on the inside, aren't they? Aren't they pretty shitty?
>> I don't know. I've never flown. Never flown.
Um, I mean, we've had some that and then the guy who got sucked up into the airplane. It's crazy. You didn't hear about that. Did you hear about that?
>> Got hit on the runway.
>> Yeah, I I last I heard of they didn't know why he was out there. There was a lot of Of course, the internet was speculating all over the place. But yeah, dude, that a guy was standing on the runway as a plane was taking off and got sucked in the engine and basically just disintegrated.
>> God, dude.
The [ __ ] >> It's not good. It's not good.
>> It's like a worse worse than that scene in Indiana Jones when the guy gets whacked by the propeller.
>> Yeah, >> it's about the same.
>> But worse, >> is it? I don't know. I think that's more interesting.
>> There's just nothing left. He's just because it because it's like fire in there. It also like incinerated. Not only chopped it. Yeah. It's just bad.
It's really bad.
>> It would be very horrific for [snorts] everyone on board. You have to go to some therapy.
>> All the kids watching out the window.
>> Yeah. Well, I saw a video like people were just going up to it looking in the engine, the like passengers that were getting off and there was a kid.
>> I was like I was [laughter] like I was like what?
>> You know, I don't like to judge other people's parenting, but like just maybe just don't have your kid go look at a human that just got incinerated by a jet engine. But anyways, >> let's maybe not do that.
>> To each their own.
Um, what would you guys uh if you let's say you bought Spirit Airlines, what would you do?
>> Oh god.
>> Would you rename it? Would you keep would you just uh would you bring it back?
>> I want more uh black planes. I think black planes >> you go instead of Spirit Airlines, you go Ghoul Airlines, >> Ghost Airlines >> and then paint it all black.
>> You could keep the Spirit and collab with Spirit Halloween.
>> Now that's the Spirit.
>> Yeah. Yeah, [laughter] >> that's true. Tyler, so and then all of the flight attendants can wear a costume.
>> Mhm.
>> Yeah.
>> And then instead of the Sky Mall, you can just shop at uh Spirit Halloween online.
>> Yes.
>> That'd be funny if one of the flight attendants dressed like a pilot. That'd be very >> Yeah, that'd be very confusing.
>> If I'm back here, >> what are you doing back here? [laughter] >> What are you doing back here?
>> Gotcha. This is a great costume for 1999 that you can pick up if you're a Spirit Halloween air.
>> Mhm. What are what would they call them?
Diamond members.
>> Yeah, I think so. [laughter] I do like the Sky Mall idea. Kind of like of a retail store inside.
>> You know what I would actually do if I bought it?
>> I would I would just get it back up and running, but I would give people an option to read their mail while they're on their flight.
>> Okay. I'm listening. I'm listening.
[laughter] >> You could call it air mail.
>> Yeah.
I can't believe I didn't think of that.
>> Son of a [ __ ] >> So, so like years later, Jared, >> that's still just a terrible idea.
[laughter] >> Well, you're out of plane. You have nothing else to do.
>> But the logistics to get everyone's mail, >> if your flight gets canceled, what do you do? [laughter] >> You still get your mail.
>> Yeah, it's just there. You got to get it in [ __ ] baggage claim [laughter] two cities away. Well, they said it on the next point.
>> Disaster. Just a disaster. [laughter] The best part about that bit is Jared, you were relative. You probably like 15 episodes in.
>> Yeah, that was fresh.
>> And that was the first time Miles was ever like, "Okay, against you." He's like, "That was dumb." [laughter] >> Yeah. There's not many times, Jared, where I feel like you and where I let you have it. Air mail was definitely one of those times.
>> Yeah, that was the last draw you had.
just I couldn't fake it any longer.
>> Um >> I've had great ideas since then.
>> You have just to name a few. You got >> uh the the water app idea I told you about.
>> What was that one again?
>> So you It's like your portaotty thing but with water fountains.
>> So just locate a water fountain. Yeah.
>> Okay, I'll count that.
>> Um that was that was that was a really good one.
>> A big one. [laughter] It's a big one that I didn't even remember.
>> Um, I had a a idea for sunflower seeds to have uh nicotine on them.
>> Mhm.
>> Yeah, you're you're good. That's plenty of [laughter] >> You're good.
>> So, yeah, >> that is true. Instead of uh salt on the outside, >> nicotine powder.
>> Yeah, just called Nick salt. So, yeah.
>> Mhm. I like that. That is a good idea.
>> I'm just remembering now that that was a good idea. [laughter] >> You gotta [snorts] You gotta hit up that one company uh that they started on TikTok. They're always doing wild flavors.
>> Oh.
>> Oh, it's selling a bucket or whatever.
>> God, I've had their seeds.
>> Didn't they send us some at some point?
>> Maybe. I know. I bought them uh in town.
[ __ ] Anyways, >> doesn't matter.
>> So, what do you got for us today, Jared?
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The Ryan guy. I got a one night stay to the Ritz paid for by my company, but I can't afford to do anything else there.
[laughter] Can't eat.
>> Any ideas for how I should entertain myself in a place I don't really belong?
>> Well, they I'm guessing they got free Wi-Fi and >> do the Tyler special. Get a punch card.
>> Yep. 35 times in that Where's Carlton's day? [laughter] >> 30. Do the do the do the Tyler special 35 times in that one night.
[laughter] >> Yeah. It's like we got the all these challenges. It's the Tyler challenge.
>> Mhm.
>> Yeah.
>> Y >> um Okay. Yeah. Hacks. Uh I would definitely um so what I would do is even though you're only going to be there for one night, I'd bring a bunch of different outfits and hats, coats, whatnot. And I'm I'm guessing they gotta have some sort of free snack in the lobby.
>> So for dinner, you're gonna mosey on through. Let's say they got a plate of cookies. You're gonna take a couple cookies. You know, I'd say two is acceptable at one time.
>> Then go up to your room, change outfits, then mosy on down, grab a couple more, and continue to do that until you're full.
>> Mhm.
>> Is what I would do.
>> I like that idea.
>> Mhm.
>> That's rock solid.
Um, >> say put a put the robe on and just roam around in the robe.
>> Yeah.
>> You just feel a little more powerful in a robe or drunk.
>> Mhm.
>> Yeah. Um, you could really get risky and uh try and uh go to the hotel bar, which I'm guessing is expensive, and play some sort of Saab story to see if anyone will buy you free drinks.
>> Yeah. What do you mean?
>> Oh, yeah. It's on work. You could maybe just get your tab charged to >> Yeah. Oh, dude. Charge to the room. It's Everything's free when you charge it to the room.
>> Yeah. [laughter] >> I was thinking like you could charge it to a random room and roll the dice on that.
>> Yes.
>> And then change outfits and charge on another room if they catch on.
>> What you need to do is you need to catch someone. You need to you need to wait by your door until you hear your neighbor leaving. Then you come out and like you're going to lock and be like, "Oh, how's it going?" like ah was get get their last name and then you're good.
>> Yep. Cuz they'll confirm that.
>> Maybe hand them a business card then they'll hand you a business card.
Something like that maybe.
>> Oh, you want to do the hallway business card swap? It's kind of my tradition when I stay at Ritz's cuz I stay here all the time. [laughter] >> His business card is just lame as [ __ ] and it's like junior accountant for so and so.
>> Yeah.
>> Just wait in the hallway like this with a business card. Um, what you could do is see if you can buy a Ritz Carlton uh like a like a bellhop outfit on eBay.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> And then bring that and then you have access to the whole hotel. You can go in back kitchen area, [laughter] >> you know?
>> Yeah. You you get all >> like they got to have a spot where they keep all of the snacks that's in the like snack area of the hotel. just go in the back and just snack up.
>> And you just tell the person at the front desk, it's your first day. And then you're like, "Hey, can you show me how to do room lookups? Somebody's asking for a room lookup." And then you have all the names and room numbers to charge to whatever you want.
>> Yeah. Now you own the hotel. You're like, "Hey, >> you are like, "Hey, all the liquor's locked up. How do I get in there?"
[laughter] >> Oh, I forgot my liquor cabinet key.
Where is that thing? I must have had in my other pair of work pants.
>> Also, where do you keep the crackers?
[laughter] >> That's good. Thanks.
>> Oh, no. What you need? Yeah. [ __ ] Then you get No, you got to get a just a regular worker outfit and then [snorts] be the guy that runs foods up to people's rooms.
>> The runner >> and then just be like, I I got this one.
I I'll run this one up and then just go into your room.
>> Try to get my steps in today. [laughter] >> Just disappear.
>> Not a bad idea.
>> Make sure you check the food first. Just make sure it's not something shitty.
>> Yeah.
>> Ritz says shitty food. I heard.
[laughter] >> Yeah, that's what I heard, too.
>> Crack. You got crackers on the bed.
That's >> It's just Ritz crackers. That's it.
[laughter] >> But lay some plastic down cuz if you spill, you don't want them to know it was you.
>> Yeah.
>> Mhm.
>> So, lay some plastic down. Um and then you also want to get some garbage can, garbage bags, >> and um you can't use any of their utensils cuz again, they'll know that you use something. Maybe just bring like a a knife of some sort, like a pretty long knife. You never know what you're going to be dealing with if you got to cut a pizza. [laughter] >> Bring like a knife, garbage bags, duct tape, cuz you don't want Last thing you want is to be disposing of the food evidence >> and have a bag break open right in the lobby. That would be terrible. You want you're going to want to duct tape up the garbage cans to make garbage bags so they're not bursting open.
>> And you're going to want to clean up afterwards so they know that you didn't have anything. So, you need lots of chemicals, bleach, you know, >> maybe some sulfuric acid.
>> Mhm.
>> In a rub.
>> You just never You want to be prepared >> cuz the last thing you want is to be caught red hand red-handed with spaghetti sauce all over your hands, right? You know what I mean?
>> Yep.
>> So, >> do that.
>> I'd probably do something like that.
>> You'll have a good time.
>> Mhm.
Uh, Sue P. Kleslaw rank Tyler's top 10 jobs he's ever had since he's had about 312 of them.
>> Maybe top five.
>> The my personal favorites [laughter] is in no particular order.
>> Yeah, >> cuz you have to remind me some of them.
I like uh your sunglasses hut job.
>> Thank you.
>> That was a good >> There's one turkey job.
>> That's a good good job.
>> Fascinating. That was fun. Yeah, I'm not in love with that one. I like that. Um, you had to clean fish for like 10 cents a fish.
>> Yep.
>> It's a good one.
>> I'm amazed you remembered that.
>> Yeah. I mean, you [ __ ] are going always going on and on about all your jobs.
>> Miles has a really good memory, too.
>> Yeah. Everyone knows that about Miles.
He remembers everything. Steel trap.
[laughter] I I have a I do have a really good memory, but only on things I really care about, >> which is me.
>> Your kid's name fish.
>> Like if I uh if I read an article about something I really cared about, I would I would remember it after one time. I remember everything in the article.
>> Okay.
>> But I got really care about it.
[laughter] All right. So you All right. Well, honestly, I'm I don't know if I'm going to get to five, so I'll just put the turkey thing on there.
>> Okay.
>> Um, what else?
>> You are a roofer.
>> Yep.
>> So, I'll put that on the list. And, uh, number five would be I don't know what else did you do?
>> We have this job. I have >> this job, the news, the radio, um, irrigation, sprinklers, not like true irrigation.
Um, lawnmowing.
>> I'll do I'll do the news.
>> Okay.
>> Love to get a peep at your packages again.
>> Yeah. Maybe Jared will have bring one back.
>> I got to find them.
>> I uh hated that job. Love the people.
>> And then the radio was opposite. I loved some of the people. I love that job, but disliked a lot of the people.
>> Now look at you.
>> I hate the job and the people.
[laughter] >> Both.
>> Best of both worlds.
Uh, Caleb Media, pip my pontoon. What upgrades would you give to a pontoon boat?
>> Not a third tune. I can tell you that much.
>> Why not?
>> What's the What's the advantage of a trune?
>> I don't know. Is that a thing?
>> Tritunes?
>> Yeah. Oh, yeah.
>> Is it more stable?
>> Okay. So, is pawn a like a Does that mean two?
>> I don't know.
>> I don't know either. I don't know.
>> Cuz if they're calling it a trune, shouldn't a pontoon be a bon?
>> I don't know. [laughter] I Yeah, I don't know why it's called a pontoon.
>> That makes no sense to me.
>> It's probably a very obvious answer.
>> Yeah, the word two is in pontoon. So, two tubes.
>> Two. [snorts] T O. It's There's actually two forms of two.
>> Why is it a truneon then?
>> T O O N.
>> It should be a ponrine.
>> Ponrine. [laughter] Godamn.
That sucks.
Um, all right. Upgrades.
Get a bathroom.
>> Do I get an Yeah. Do I get an unlimited budget?
>> Yeah.
>> Well, so what I'm doing is if if I'm going to be anchored up to a sandbar, I'm going to um you know, like you know, like big ass fans.
>> Mhm.
>> Like they're really big ass fans that are like 20 feet wide >> like on a fan boat. I want a big ass umbrella that covers the not only the boat, but extends into the water. So, if you're hanging out at the sandbar, you can also be in the shade.
>> That's nice.
>> On a really hot day.
>> That's nice. [laughter] >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Um, what else would I do?
>> Sea legs.
>> If I could figure out just make it so that the motor is silent.
>> Electric.
>> Yeah, I suppose that would do it. Yeah.
Yeah. [laughter] >> Electric motor.
>> Pontoons don't need to go fast.
>> Yeah. It could it could be like a hybrid if you're going >> But I wanted to I would still want to get the smell of gas, though.
>> Yeah. It' be good like a hybrid, I think. So, if you're going really slow, the electric kicks in. If you're going really fast, the gas >> I like that like less than 15 electric.
>> I mean, we could also just accomplish it by just having like a gas like contain like a just gas on the boat that's open so I can still smell it.
>> Yeah. You could just have your own personal water bottle of gas that you could hop out of [laughter] every once in a while.
>> Yeah, I would like that actually.
>> That' be good.
>> Yeah. Or like, you know, like they have like the Glade plugin things you put in the wall. Just a gas scented one would be nice.
>> Yeah. [laughter] >> Yeah.
>> I actually would like that.
>> Or like WD40.
>> Yeah. [ __ ] yeah.
>> [ __ ] >> [ __ ] [laughter] sawdust.
>> We need to start doing obscure smells like that. You know, like grandma's house.
>> Mhm. Mhm. Must.
>> Yeah. Grandpa's garage.
>> Grandpa's garage. [laughter] You know, like library smell.
>> Mhm. There's an I That could be a fun fact for you. You have to look it up cuz I don't remember. But there's an actual term for the smell of old books.
>> Yeah.
>> I think I had a fun fact.
>> I think he did that once.
>> Ma has a good memory. So, he remembers >> and I cared about that one.
[snorts and laughter] >> Um, so I would maybe do that. I want a mister on it, but the mister just applies sunscreen to my entire body.
>> So, you want like a booth that you walk in and it just applies the sunscreen?
>> You know, like those misters they have like on hot days in in southern cities.
>> Yeah.
>> Like that. So, I can just do like one twirl in it and I'm sunscreened up.
>> Little booth.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> It's like uh like uh girls that get spray tan. They just go into a booth and they spin or what? I don't know what they're >> I don't know what they're [laughter] doing there either, but >> but I was asking Ann about that. I'm like, "So, a spray tan, is there someone actually spraying you or is it like a machine like a car like a touchless car wash and said that there's both?"
>> You're like, "Well, that didn't answer my question."
>> Yeah, it doesn't help. Which >> thanks [laughter] for nothing.
>> Um, no, that would be nice.
>> Say a big ass TV.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Even though we're out there for nature, but >> Well, we could put nature on the TV.
That's no problem.
>> That's true. That is true. What are you guys' thoughts on people that have ingground pools at the lake?
>> I mean, it's just you just got more money than you know what to do with.
>> Yeah, cuz I was going to say put a pool on the pontoon.
>> The pool tune >> pretty It's just pretty useless.
>> Pretty dumb. Pretty useless.
>> I think a hot tub would be better on a pontoon.
>> Yeah, that's good. I like that.
>> Mhm.
Shower. Maybe clean water. Reverse osmosis.
>> I'd like some reverse osmosis. be able to I'd like to be able to drink lake water. [laughter] >> Chase it with my sniffer of gas.
>> Yeah. Oh god, that sounds like a good day on the lake. [laughter] >> Um, yeah. I mean, if we got unlimited budget, like unlimited beer.
>> Mhm.
>> But I want every chair to have its own little cooler.
>> Okay.
Nothing's worse than being on the pontoon, have to walk to the other side of the pontoon to get beer.
>> You fall over.
>> Now, we will lose the camaraderie of throwing another person a beer. So, maybe I don't like that.
>> We could still do that for funsies.
>> Yeah. Here's the rule. Everyone's got their own beer cooler, but you can't drink that beer yourself. You have to throw it to someone else. That's my rule on my pontoon. [laughter] >> You could just make it so each seat has a different kind. Oh, >> so there's a little bit of throwing if you want.
>> Coming from the guy who's kind of a one-stop shop, kind of a one uh one hit wonder.
>> You're just not allowed to sit in the Bush Light seat, [laughter] so people got to throw you beers.
>> Might as well sit away from the gasoline sniffers.
>> There's enough types of Bush Light now that you could have a different one for each seat.
>> That is true.
>> You have You have Bush Light, Bush Heavies, >> Bapples, Peach. [snorts] >> Mhm.
>> Am I missing one? lime. Did they? Yeah, they did. Bush light lime.
>> Those are good.
>> Yeah, it's a lot of seeds.
>> I would like a uh I would like a uh like you ever seen the videos where people will like swing on a rope and fly into the water?
>> You know, like you see pontoons with slides.
>> Yep. But I think I'd rather find a system and a way to do a rope swing into the water. It would be kind of fun.
>> What about a quick automatic inflatable blob that comes out from the pontoon?
>> Sure.
>> With a platform, climb up top and blob.
>> Yeah. I've never got to experience a blob of you.
>> No, but I would really like to. I did a half house one as kids. We would do it with the air mattress. Put my sisters on one end. It'd be like half full. Yeah.
Yeah.
>> Then I would yeet them into the living room.
>> Would it work?
>> Yeah, worked great.
>> [ __ ] yeah.
>> We should do that. Sounds awesome.
[laughter] >> Do it on a work day.
>> Yeah. And I think I just would make it so it had wheels on it so you wouldn't even have to bother with the trailer.
Just drive it home. Yeah.
>> Like a duck boat you want.
>> Mhm.
>> Okay.
>> A duckboat pontoon though.
>> Not tron, don't be confused with that.
>> [laughter] >> No, I mean there's got to be a reason that there's trune. Is it that you can like have Is it just like we had to invent trunes because we just are getting fatter as a society so it's heavier so it's >> stays afloat more.
>> I didn't know they existed until today.
>> Really?
>> Yeah.
>> Feel like your dad's like a shoe in for a guy buying a troun.
>> Ah, he's got the oldest shittiest pontoon you've ever seen in your life.
It's a vibe. The snakes live in it in the summers cuz it's really warm. So you lift the seat up and there'll be like 40 snakes in there. [clears throat] >> Snakes on a boat.
>> Yeah.
>> New [laughter] movie.
>> He doesn't have a dock. We just pull it up on shore.
Small >> stand corrected.
>> Sorry. He has a dock. He doesn't have a lift.
[clears throat] >> Uh fun fact. For 67 consecutive years, Mary was America's most popular female baby name. Linda broke the streak in 1947.
>> Shouts to Linda's, dude.
>> My mother's name is Mary. There you go.
>> Big L for her.
>> 67 years.
>> Yep.
>> For 67 years, they were doing Mary.
>> Yep.
>> Mary. Mary. Quite contrary.
And I think and I I checked Mary is a biblical name. So I >> It is. It is. I can confirm as well.
>> Bible trivia. Surprise. [laughter] >> So I did some research.
>> There's two at least two confirmed Marys in the Bible.
>> Who's the other one?
>> Probably more.
>> I know the big one.
>> Mary. Oh, it's If Have Have you ever watched the Da Vinci Code?
>> Oh, Mary Magdalene.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. kind of a >> Jesus washes her [snorts] >> kind of a hot point in Christianity of who was Mary Magdalene.
>> He washed her feet, right? That's confirmed.
>> I don't know if it was I don't remember if it was her feet. He definitely washed some feet.
>> I'm pretty sure he did.
>> Foot guy. [laughter] >> No, there's nothing wrong with that.
>> Nothing wrong with that.
Um, but yeah.
So, um, what was the fun fact? [laughter] >> You have a great memory.
>> You didn't care about this one.
>> Oh, Mary. Yeah. Off to my This is great.
>> Linda broke the streak.
>> Yeah. I actually have an aunt, Linda, as well, so we got it fully represented.
>> This could be awesome.
>> Who broke the Linda streak? I first >> Jared >> I don't know how deep it went.
>> Now it's going to be you know what year 48 47 >> was the year. So like 50 like 80 years from now they'll be like you know uh for six for 15 years in the 2000s um [ __ ] Kiston was the number one thing until >> the problem is those goofy names can never be number one cuz they spell them so [ __ ] weird. [laughter] >> It's true. Yeah. They would have to consolidate them be an asterisk.
>> Yeah. There's like 18 different ways to spell Kaiser >> or like Ashley's bunch of different ones. And speaking of asterisk, that's probably a name of some kid out there now.
>> For sure.
>> That'd be a sweet name.
>> Hyphen.
>> Honestly, >> sign is definitely [laughter] a kid's name.
Now, that's one of the terrible things about the internet is everyone had to one up each other on uniqueness of names. So then he just got all those names. They were kids. Do you remember that that Tik Tok trying to like name things that would be really cool baby names if they weren't already something? Asterisk is one of those.
>> Asterx is sick.
>> It would be a good name if it wasn't already a thing.
>> Mhm. That's a great point.
>> Same with uh backslash.
[laughter] Great [ __ ] name.
>> That's like a good wrestler name.
>> Backslash.
First they have back name Slash.
>> Slash for short. That's sick.
>> Guns and Roses. Slash.
>> Yeah. We already and then if you had twin boys, you could do back slash and forward slash [laughter] >> forward.
>> Hey, forward. Get over here.
>> Get back here. [laughter] >> Um, [ __ ] Trying to think of other other cool, you know, you could do you have your your three kids can be control, alt, and delete. Mhm. They talked to us about this on Sefell, but George thought it'd be great to name this kid Seven.
You think seven's a >> It is a good name. Isn't that a name in Stranger Things? No, it's 11.
>> Yeah, >> I don't know. I've never seen an ounce of Stranger Things, but >> it's very Game of Thrones awesome final season.
>> Official review.
>> Will will we ever get a good final season ever again, though? It's the >> Breaking Bad was the last one. I know.
But there was no They wasn't when we had what we have now, the internet.
>> We had the internet.
>> No, I know. But it wasn't People weren't chronically online back then.
>> That's true.
>> Yeah.
>> I think any a great way to ruin a great show is to go on the internet and read about it.
>> I would agree.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> I think that's just like kind of a good like >> if you think your life's going good, don't go on the internet.
>> Yeah.
>> You're gonna find out how far behind you are.
>> Touch grass. Well, I didn't like it before I read everyone's reviews.
>> What? Okay.
>> Stranger Things.
>> Got it.
>> I usually stick to the opinion I have that I share with my wife immediately after finishing something.
>> But the internet has influenced my opinion on things.
>> Yeah.
>> Namely, what?
>> Uh, just shows I think what was that Apple show?
God, I don't remember that. I was watching an Apple show and people were [ __ ] on it, but then that influenced my opinion on it.
>> What the the internet really influences me on things the Vikings do.
>> Yeah.
>> Like stuff that's like highlevel office things.
>> I'll be like that seems pretty [ __ ] sweet to me. And then the internet will be like that's the dumbest [ __ ] move I've ever seen a head office ever make.
I'm like what's wrong with it? I'll read the comments like yeah that was a stupid ass signing.
>> What the [ __ ] Mhm.
>> Get Quy out of there. Yeah, exactly.
>> Well, is that it, Jared?
>> Well, guys, thanks for tuning in to another episode of You Bet Your Radio.
Have a great week. We'll see you in the next one.
>> We didn't get a We're done.
>> Oh, completely forgot. I'm a little rusty.
>> Bring it in. We're done. [laughter] >> Oh, you betcha. Yeah.
>> Yeah. Brickless Cage, just got a job offered to be a laborer doing residential remodels. I'm a shop welder by trade. What advice can I get to make an e for an easier start?
>> It's a new job in the trades is what he's saying.
>> Yep.
>> Um >> he's a shop welder by trade.
>> Did you guys just answer questions on this? Is that the Oh, I knew that. Yeah, I'm a subscriber.
>> Mhm.
>> Um yeah, he's got a new job. I think just I always think anytime I start a a new job, just go in and uh >> that's a good start.
>> Just just go in, show up, do good work, don't get greedy. That's it.
>> No, you're not.
>> No, I think it really uh when you start a new job, you want to prove yourself.
>> You want to prove yourself. So, you're anxious to prove yourself and you're not listening, you know? You're just like you're looking for things you can do while someone's telling you what would actually be helpful if you did, you know?
>> So, just listen is what you're saying.
>> Just be in the moment. Listen. Some I have a hard time with some days, other days better, you know? Like, Miles, if I just listened to you when I started doing this podcast, I wouldn't have missed so many jokes, you know?
>> Yeah. [laughter] >> Yeah. I'm glad you're finally coming around to that. See, but it took me a long time cuz I was trying to prove myself. You know, I didn't need to do that.
>> I think another good move, you know, if you go to a a birthday party, they sometimes have party favors.
>> I think you could also bring some some work favors to the job site. So, at the end at the end of your first workday, hand them out to the other guys.
>> And that's a good, you know, really by good faith. Uh, kazoo, Chinese finger traps, >> Chinese finger trap, >> yo-yos, stickers, tattoos, >> maybe a little bottle of Jurgens, [laughter] >> you know, maybe a shooter for the road.
>> Oh, there you Oh, shooters would be a good one.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> You know, maybe that could get you in the good graces with the guys.
>> Yeah. It's always like anytime you're you're working a job and uh there is a new guy that comes along, you you're just you don't have time for new friends. You're not you're automatically not going to be sure about this guy, you know, but then just by by starfishing them, you know, you figure it out.
>> How does one starfish their coworker?
>> Does that mean you [ __ ] where you eat?
>> No. Well, the starfish that I know is if [snorts] it's just someone who's not very active in bed.
>> No, that's a different scenario.
Starfish, what it does, Miles?
>> You just lay there like a starfish. You know, >> starfish if it's hungry. Miles, [laughter] >> that's what >> Yeah.
>> You want him to just lay down in the job?
>> No. A starfish when it's [laughter] when it's eating a uh a crustation on the ocean floor. Do you know how it does that? Mm-m.
>> It just goes right over it and just hangs there and is one with the ocean.
And eventually that little clam is going to stick its tongue out.
>> And if you try cracking a clam with its tongue not stickked out, the >> stuck out.
>> The the physics of it is impossible.
It's a structural engineering miracle of God. But as soon as he sticks his tongue out, that compromises his structural integrity. No more footers on.
>> Yeah.
>> Eat it. That's how they get their prey.
>> So when you starfish your job, [laughter] >> you're just there. You >> You just show up and stick your tongue out.
>> Well, no. You're the starfish. You're not the clam. You're just one with the ocean. One with the ocean. Then the guys the guys eventually they'll be comfortable with you around and then one of them will stick their tongue out. You get that joke in.
Got him.
>> Got it.
>> Now you're in.
>> Lessons in uh shut up, do your work, and be patient for the right moment.
>> Mhm.
>> Yeah. Starfishing. [snorts] >> Not a great analogy, but it's what I went with.
>> Um, two fun facts. It takes roughly 540 peanuts to make a jar of peanut butter.
What what size jar you think?
>> I never foresee that.
>> This is This is a terrible question because the size of the jar very much so matters.
>> It's not a question. It's a fun fact.
>> What was what what do you think the question is? [laughter] >> You're right. It is a terrible question.
[laughter] >> It's a terrible fact. It's not giving us What's the next one? Let's see. Did they learn that dude? It's not just me being a [ __ ] [laughter] >> We do a fun fact after every single episode and I'm constantly asking him questions. He doesn't do any extra research, so he never can give me the answers that I want. And [snorts] here we are. [sighs] >> Jared, why don't you listen to Miles? I have words I never thought I'd come out of my mouth.
>> What's the next fun fact? We'll see how fun this is. [laughter] >> You are so mean right now.
>> I'm mean. Charlie's gonna put five bucks in a mean jar at the end.
>> Why am I being mean? [laughter] Am I being mean to him?
>> You're just you're you're uh he he does this when he doesn't want to be on the podcast anymore.
>> What do you mean? [laughter] What do you mean? Now now we got to talk about this.
I'm having a great time on the podcast.
I'm just my my boxers are riding up a little bit. [laughter] >> This is a safe space. You can do one of these. I mean, this is this what I want.
>> Hey, we need to do a we need to do a boxer adjustment break in the middle [laughter] of episodes starting right now.
>> You need to have a bell go off and everyone can get up and adjust. And if you're listening to this at home, you do the same.
>> It's that's why they do peace be with you at church. [laughter] >> Dude, that's probably very true.
>> That needs to go in your standup.
Yeah, [laughter] I can't steal Jared's joke.
>> Well, I was being mean to you. I got to give you something.
>> Listen, >> did you get him? Did you get the the boys loosened up?
>> I got them. I stuck my whole hand in there.
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