Meghan Markle's $5 Million Failure EXPOSED as Divorce and Bankruptcy Rumors Explode!

[00:00:00]Well, Meghan Markle, the Duchess of Scam AOT, her scams have continued, but they seem to be catching up with her. So, she has a $5 million problem. This is according to the New York Post, Page Six, and various other sources around Megan Markle. Let me read you what's going on. So, her brand, as ever, is facing a $5 million loss if she can't find a way to offload or sell her products before they expire. Now, they're supposed to expire next summer in 2027. all of her jams and her flower sprinkles and her chocolates, whatever the hell she's selling, her jams, jellies, and dog biscuits. Okay, apparently they're sitting in a closet somewhere and they're going bad. Now, as I've told you guys before, okay, you can't give Megan Markle's products to the homeless because it'll make them sick, right? If if you're trying to lose weight, in my opinion, have a couple of bites of her jam, her orange marmalade, have a couple of bites of that and the bulimia will come quick. That was dark.

[00:00:54]But I'm just telling you guys, Megan Markle's jams, I tasted them here on the show, you might recall. I thought the strawberry was decent. Everything else was absolutely diabolical. So, she can't give away the jam and do some kind of tax write off. You know what I'm saying?

[00:01:07]She can't write it off on her taxes because even if she gives it to homeless people, I feel like that's a health hazard, right? It's a health hazard. She can't do that. I will say, and this has been my theory for a long time, I don't know much about the military. I don't know if we're still doing torture. I don't know if we still do any of that over at some black sites, but if you use Megan Markle's jams and orange marmalade to get information out of our enemies, like a zero dark 30 situation, they will be singing like song birds, okay? You could have some guy tied up at the black site, okay? And he's not talking. They're like, "When's the attack coming? When's the attack coming? I will not talk. I will not talk." Give him a little bite and then he'll sing like a song bird, okay? Give them a little bite of Megan Markle's jams. Oh my god, they will be talking.

[00:01:53]But then again, I don't really know if we do torture anymore. Everyone's got a little bit weak sauce. Okay, maybe it's going on and we just don't talk about it. But that's what you could use her products for. Let me read you a little bit more about her brand because it's going down the gutter. Okay, with the loss of jams alone, she could be facing this $5 million profit loss. The flower sprinkle jars could push that number even higher by another million. This woman, she's going to end up in her dusty mansion surrounded by jars of jam and flower sprinkles. Okay. And I have something to say about the flower sprinkles soon. Actually, I'm digging in and doing a little bit of my own investigation into these flower sprinkles. We've seen some very similar packaging. It's almost like Megan Markle took existing products and stuck her brand on there, which is what a lot of celebrities do. They stick their logo on there. But I am looking into some things. Some people are sending me pictures from around the country, so stay tuned for that. Now, okay, according to the New York Post, she is also facing low visitor numbers to her site, which is also why they're having low sales. So, the site brought in 213,000 visits in February. It re it recovered slightly in March with 226,000 visits, but fell again in April with 178,000 visits. Now, if there's one thing I learned in marketing and in social media marketing, and I've been doing this for years for a few years now, a good a good conversion rate is maybe 2%. That's very good. 1.51% is considered good. So, if you have 178,000 people visiting your site, only 1 or 2% of those are maybe placing an order. And they're not like me where they order everything to try on their ridiculous podcast because they're a martyr and they will swallow and do it for you. Okay? Most people might buy one thing. But I think the reason Megan Markle's brand isn't taking off is you have to do one thing well. Okay? You have to do one thing well. Her brand is a lot like her in my opinion. It's very manic. It's very scattered. She switches passions from day to day. Her she can't keep her story straight. I've never seen a brand where you're selling bookmarks, flower sprinkles, chocolates, and jams.

[00:04:00]Okay? None of it makes sense to me. None of it really goes together. Why is there a bookmark next to a box of flower sprinkles? All of it is a bunch of buffoonery and shenanigans. And so, I think because her brand doesn't have an identity, and she thought just being the name in the face was enough, it's not.

[00:04:17]Every Tom, Dick, and Harry under the sun with a cell phone has a brand. Every influencer has a brand these days. And so if you can't find a way to, you know, stick out in the marketplace or to be different or exciting, then it's not going to work out for you, Meghan Markle. So anyway, Netflix is apparently trying to help give away a lot of the jams and jellies that they have. I imagine there's a big closet over at Netflix headquarters where they keep all of this stuff. Now, we also have to talk about the fact that there is another story that they might be too broke to split up. So Megan and Harry apparently they might be heading for divorce, but there also isn't enough money to even go through the divorce. Let me read you about this. So Megan and Harry are reportedly so broke they can't even divorce. The legal fees would bankrupt them. Now this comes at a time as they live in a 9-bedroom, 16-b monaceto mansion, which they purchased for 14.5 million in the summer of 2020. Now, according to people I've spoken to, they have multiple mortgages on the home.

[00:05:15]They're really trying to keep up with the Joneses. You also have to remember they spend a lot on security. I don't know why because it doesn't seem anyone wants to go near them, but they spend a lot on security, but Spotify has dropped them. Netflix is pretty much done with them. Their persona nongrada over there.

[00:05:29]And so if they are heading for a divorce, what is there to fight over?

[00:05:33]What is there to fight over? Harry's best bet, which I don't think he's man enough to do, and I don't think he'd be welcome, go back to the UK with your tail between your legs. say you were, you know, hypnotized, digmatized, and try and see if the family will let you back in. Okay? Because everybody loved you at one point before you turned around and shanked them. But I would not be shocked if in a few years they are divorced. I feel like financial strain is one of the top reasons, top two or three reasons couples divorce. And it's clear something is not right here.

[00:06:04]Right? There is something that just seems a little dicey to me with their finances. I would not be shocked if Meghan Markle leaves Prince Harry for someone wealthier. The problem is these billionaires she would want like Elon Musk and these folks, they don't want to date Meghan Markle. Okay? These really successful men out here who Meghan Markle would love to glum on to and she would ditch Harry for in a second. They want to date young, exciting women. They don't want like an ex washed up duchess, middleage, couple divorces under her belt. Like I can't think of a single billionaire or trillionaire who's like, "You know who I really am dying to date?

[00:06:39]That sort of kooky ex duchess over in the mansion in Monaceto selling the flower sprinkles and the jams. That's who I want." Okay. I just don't think the billionaires are out for it. And so I think Megan Markle, if she leaves Prince Harry, there will be a fight over the kids. I think she'll become more and more desperate for attention and to make money and to make a quick buck. I think part of the reason we haven't seen the Meghan Markle book yet, right, her tell all her, you know, whatever expose, her memoir. The reason we haven't seen the Meghan Markle memoir yet is because she's probably saving it for after the divorce. Any businesses or anything she does, I think that's going to be a part of the marriage, right? So, they might have to split that. She doesn't want to split that with Prince Harry because God knows he's not working. And so I think part of the reason we haven't seen a Meghan Markle book yet is because she's saving it for the divorce news, right?

[00:07:30]And I would not be shocked to see a divorce. I believe in love. I don't wish ill upon anyone, but all signs seem to be pointing to that. And Meghan Markle, as we've seen with the royal family, she's one of these girls, and I've told you guys before, as a cautionary tale, she always thinks there's a bigger better deal on the line. She always thinks there's a guy out there who is bigger and better and more famous. Even before Prince Harry, right, she allegedly went out with Piers Morgan, Rory Mroy, the golfer. She was always looking for someone rich and famous, and she ended up getting, to her credit, the most eligible bachelor on earth with mommy issues nonetheless. But she ended up getting him. So, I'm not shocked. I think she probably is looking around California trying to find someone a little bit of a bigger, better deal. I think she thought Prince Harry was this billionaire when she married him. No, that was not the case at all. Okay, he is the spare. He's the spare and they don't have gazillions and gazillions of dollars. But we got to move on to one more topic. So, Prince Harry over the weekend, I guess he needed a little bit of a break from Meghan Markle. He went to the New York Knicks game, but he went all the way in San Antonio. So, we have a video we'll put up on the screen. He flew to San Antonio. He's not from New York. He's not from San Antonio. I don't know that he's a big Knicks fan. I don't know that he's a big Spurs fan. But here he is. He went to the game. I believe he was on the eighth row. Now, Timothy Shalamé was also there and a lot of other big celebrities to see the Knicks win. Timothy Shalamé, I think, goes to every single game. I think he thinks he's on the team at this point. But what's funny about Prince Harry, number one, it's a night out without Megan, so maybe there is some trouble in Paradise.

[00:09:09]Number two, this is someone who makes it seem like they can't even go out in public. I can't go there. I can't go there. I can't go in the crowds. I'm too famous. No one's bothering him. He sat on the eighth row. No one bothered him there. So, Prince Harry, I hope he just kind of gets to the fact you guys aren't as famous as you think you are. It's like everyone else is in on a joke. It's like the Truman Show. We all see Megan and Harry for who they are, but because they're inside the bubble in their world, they have these delusions of grandeur where they think they're these huge big stars. I would say you're maybe sealless celebrities at this point, right? You're not even up at Kardashian level on the totem pole. And so I think for Prince Harry, he's going to have to come to this realization. I don't know what the heck he's doing. Maybe he was down there for one of his charities. I think he was working in a food truck.

[00:10:00]Good for him. But they are going to have to come to the realization they're not as big as they used to be. Spotify has dropped them. Netflix doesn't want anything to do with them. They can't move these products. They've got millions of dollars of products that might go bad. And even that story isn't making people jump through hoops to purchase the products. And so I think they need to sit down and have a come to Jesus meeting about their future and what's going to work for them.

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