🥙 Ethereum is DEAD... Or Is It?

Added: 2026-05-25

[00:00:00]US Iran peace deal. Is it a nothing burger or is this going to be the one?

[00:00:06]It's your yummy update time. It's your yummy update time. The US and Iran are expected to announce the draft peace deal within 24 hours. It came from the Washington Times. This is President Dump pointing to the crowd saying Pedo Filet Island doesn't exist. Jeffrey Epstein never heard of him.

[00:00:30]So this deal friends remember the oil price has actually gone down 10% over the weekend which is big news because a lot of the other times the oil price had not reacted which means there is a lot of credibility when it comes to this one and that's why we're going to play some Pokémon Journey music.

[00:00:48]Now Hyperlid Oil has dropped down $89 right here. You can see this big red candle. So that's what gives this whole thing credibility. Richard M. Another sloppy sigh up by these news outlets.

[00:01:01]There's barely any coordination between US and Iran. Netanyahu who controls US government wants to destroy Iran no matter no matter the cost. It's all for Gazi. So more market manipulation got it. Um remember friends, we did see BTC it shot back up to 76,000 doulas. You can see right here and Ethereum shot back up as well. So it's just a bit of a reversal, but we'll see if this price action is enough to basically to carry us through, right? Because remember, we still have the whole selling may go away uh thing that we're battling. Now, more yummy update stuff here for you friends.

[00:01:33]Um more crypto influencers remain bearish. Just giving you the overall sentiment. For example, MM Crypto Bitcoin. This is absolutely horrible. Mm Crypto continues to call for $36,000 Bitcoin. Everybody expects a huge crash.

[00:01:47]Phil, another influencer that likes to reverse cook the old spaghetti nugle in his mouth. madly mogged. The query says, "Oh, unboxing everything I bought with the profits I made from listening to a crypto bro online." Wow, sir. Yakob, Mr. Fast, this is actually good. So, this girl's obviously making a joke. I listened to a crypto bro and I lost everything. Man, what's her name? Emmy.

[00:02:12]Listen, Emmy. Okay, I get it. You lost money, but I'm looking at you. I guarantee it ain't anywhere near as bad as the hole that we're in. Not even close. Like it's amazing, friends. People get really creative. Like she probably lost $47 and she's like, "My gosh, man. You wouldn't even begin to know the pain." All right.

[00:02:34]But it's not about comparing pain. It's about our journey. $10 dunies every single week. Spoony wielders.

[00:02:42]I love and appreciate every single one of you. And remember friends, we're dealing with this trash cycle. It's a lost cycle, lost decade, lost everything.

[00:02:53]We're still here, though. You have options, though. You can go buy potatoes. They went up 7x in a month.

[00:02:58]You can go buy Pokémon cards. You can go buy gold and silver. You can go buy AI stocks. I'm not touching any of that.

[00:03:06]Not financial advice. It's all euphoria scams to me.

[00:03:10]Crowd consensus is that Ethereum is dead. They believe in $500 ETH. Will Vitalik do a revenge pump? So, this is just giving you more yummy updates as to what's going on out here, friends.

[00:03:21]Unpopular opinion. Ethereum is completely dead. A funny funny. Okay.

[00:03:26]Unpopular, bro. That is literally I'm waking up every single day and I'm seeing that 18 times a day. Dave Soy Hoffman who's been in Ethereum for 9 years has sold all of his Ethereum.

[00:03:36]Okay. Sassel from the Daily Guy, he's he's got less less than 10% of his net worth in crypto now. Probably even less than that in Ethereum. Okay. So, it's everywhere, dude. Uh, Ansoy has said Ethereum's going to zero. He's got He said it's crashing below $1,000 and then below 500. It's going to zero. Ben Copen says Ethereum is going to 500. Um, if literally every single person you wake around wake up and you see on your screen is calling for a dead Ethereum.

[00:04:05]Everyone, this guy's got like almost 200,000 followers as well. I truly believe we'll never see a new alltime high again. You know, friends, even in one of these replies, Token Terminal, they do like analytics and stuff, they they got mogged by Tom Lee. They tried to sell that it's gone say it's gone to zero as well. Shout out to my friend Mr. Fire Guy and Mr. DB Cooper. Mr. Notorious PEG, nobody sees it. Crown consensus. Crazy times. Michael McClude, if there ever was a bottom signal, this would be it surely. Yes, sir. We've seen so many of them as well. Also, Mr. Cyber Samurai, your third cycle curse was correct. What does the fourth say? Okay, remember I'm just guessing, dude. I'm just guessing. I don't know. I have to preface this every single I don't know.

[00:04:49]I don't make calls. Do you understand?

[00:04:50]Calls for losers, calls for soy boy scum. Okay, the only call I make is on myself, which is I'm going to keep DCA buying and hope to god this thing works out one day. All right, I concentrate.

[00:04:59]That's it. But just to tell you guys, right, fourth cycle stuff in the past.

[00:05:07]Okay, we have to make a asterisk here.

[00:05:10]There was one coin that this doesn't apply to. It's Dogecoin. Why? Because Dogecoin had Euphoria in its third cycle, which was Dogecoin mania. So that's why Dogecoin had a fourth cycle curse. But that's not the normal. Okay, that was the exception. Okay, for most third cycle stuff curses because they underperform in that third cycle, which is Ethereum. All right, the from the examples we've seen from XRP and Bitcoin, etc. Obviously very very few rare examples in their fourth cycle they mean revert back to where they should have been. Okay. They they don't give you euphoria but they just mean revert back. What would a mean revert back be? It would be to where we were I guess in 2024. All right. It would be an ETHBTC ratio of 0.055 which is it which actually if you look around friends these pulse chain sacrifice was done done around here. So effectively effectively we get back to break even.

[00:06:15]That's what I'm saying. There's another thing about that as well. Okay. Um another thing is you run early.

[00:06:23]Okay. So in in Bitcoin and XRP case they did run early, didn't they?

[00:06:30]Bitcoin in 2024 broke its all-time high before the haring. It broke its all-time high early. You see it right here.

[00:06:40]Bitcoin ran early. It liquidated everybody.

[00:06:43]Here it is. It went to $73,000 in March 2024. This is what it never had done this before. Bitcoin actually broke its all-time high early. Isn't it sad as well that it ran early, it ran strong, and the cycle was still trash?

[00:07:00]Welcome to life, huh? Is it sad, isn't it? Cuz Bitcoin was super strong early, right? And then unless you just it's been like absolute garbage, right? But that's what happened, right? So, if Ethereum was to repeat some of that success, I guess it means Ethereum can break 5,000 early. What's early mean? That's where we got to flip the coin again. I guess early means before Bitcoin's next haring, which is March 2028.

[00:07:26]So maybe Ethereum is breaking 5,000 next year, which we really hope. Just give you an example. And ETH BTC uh later on continues to go up. Remember, it's all about that ETHBTC ratio. Very important.

[00:07:37]Just to give you an idea of the sentiment, look at Andreas replying.

[00:07:40]$500 is still high, bro. We used to trade Ethereum at $28. Yeah, but Andreas, that's before Tom Lee came in.

[00:07:48]That's before Ethereum spot ETF. Okay.

[00:07:51]That's before Defi. That's before NFTTS.

[00:07:55]That's before even Hyperliquid and Pers and gaming. Yeah, I know a lot of them are like, you know, poopers. Before memecoin, super cycle, before stable coins, Ethereum has 55% of the world's stable coins. Got 180 billion. That's before that. Okay, now you're living in a world after that. So, you got to try price in the future, right? So, that's where it's all coming from. Look at this top C. ETH ain't dead. We'll surely see a new high. And then Chrysalis [ __ ] is not just dead. It's still born. Okay.

[00:08:22]So, as you can see, friends, even it's funny. Even in my replies to me, you'd think it's all just positive with him.

[00:08:28]It's not. It's everyone, even one of you still believing it's going to get mogged. Speaking of getting mogged, friends, Mark Cuban, very interesting, right? So, isn't it crazy, friends? Mark Cuban here. Mark Cuban, he's he did a one hit wonder, okay? He made like a radio company on the internet, sold it for a billion dollars, way overpriced, and then it went to zero in 1999. in tech bubble and he bought puts on Yahoo to exit and then yeah he made his billion dollars and he's I know he's never made a profitable call since and uh he obviously he lost a lot of reputation points in 2024 because he was a Camala Harris guy he was the last Camala Harris supporter he he like bought the top on Kamala Harris which is just kind of funny to see now this is him friends in 2024 I just want you to notice the conviction he has on Bitcoin here and then he's going to go to him selling >> Bitcoin is become a store of value It's, you know, marketed that way and has been marketed for the last, you know, 15 years or whatever it is.

[00:09:24]>> Firstly, you he's a I I can't believe how you a billionaire, bro. I just don't get it. He just Okay, but he's a billionaire from a business, not a trade or investor. He already mogged himself in the first statement. Bitcoin has been marketed as a store of value. But do you understand nothing, dude? He's basically he's a guy saying this is the narrative and this is what I'm following. When you Bitcoin has been marketed, dude, you better just don't get it, dude. He doesn't get it. I don't think you spend much time in it at all. Okay, Bitcoin's a network and it lives on the internet.

[00:09:56]It has believers.

[00:09:59]They have been tested. They didn't sell at 94% 94% 84% 87%.

[00:10:06]They did not sell when the world tried to ban it. They didn't sell when there was inflation bug. They didn't sell when Satoshi left. When Satoshi left, we had net buyers come in. Okay? Okay, that didn't sell on FTX. Still here. It's making higher lows. Higher lows over time. Okay, it's a network that lives on the internet. It's self- sovereign money. This whole it's marketed as store value. You know, you're prescribing. Ah, you know what? Screw him. What does he know? Anyway, this is him basically becoming a Jeep now.

[00:10:33]>> Cool. And this might get some people upset. I think Bitcoin has lost the plot. Um, and when >> Yeah. So, he sold all these Bitcoin fans. He sold it at the 60K bottom pretty much. uh he sold it at a 60k bottom. Here we have uh Michael Sailor >> which is which has got more exposure to fiat debasement or to complexity or or or other types of risk or >> also Michael's a Chad but he's also got billions of dollars of Ponzi money as well. Okay, thank you my friend again Mr. DB Cooper. Thank you my friend Mr. DB Cooper going down here and here we have Mr. [ __ ] Finder. One of us, one of us.

[00:11:09]So, um, Mark Cuban friends, he bought the high, he sold the low, right? And it's very important because Mark Cuban used to FUD Bitcoin. I remember in 2020, I was funny. I have a friend in real life. I forgot who it was. It was one of the boys. They had heard of Mark Cuban.

[00:11:26]Forgot which one it is, but then they showed me a video. It was a Big Think video. And Mark Cuban said, "Bitcoin is less useful than a banana." And they showed it to me. And I was like, I I literally cuz you know what year it was?

[00:11:40]It was 2020. I think it was the year 2020. Bitcoin was like 7 or 8,000. And he showed me this. He goes, "Hey, this guy is Mark Cuban. He's um you know, he's a billionaire. He he thinks Bitcoin is not worth much." And like I said, look, um it's going up, you know. I I didn't know what to say about it. I didn't know his thoughts. It was just like, look, I just not everyone gets it, man. Like Warren Buffett futed it and other people futed and then it went up on that point, you know? Now you have all these complexities and these stories to throw on. So it's just funny to see how it all plays out. Um, and he's a jeep as well. Like bro, why are you selling as well? Like just watch one of my videos, dude. Okay, watch one of my videos. You got a mansion. You got a fiery place. You got some nice fur with the bear mouth, the bare open fur. What the hell's a problem? I don't get it.

[00:12:23]Why do you have to cheat? I sold it. Cuz they don't cuz friends investing is emotional. It's not act people aren't there to actually make money. Bro, you're a billionaire. You're telling me you can't catch a yacht around the world for 12 months and pass time just so the damn thing goes up. And by the way, why the hell do you care anyway, dude? You literally have a billion dollars. But it's the emotion. It's the feeling of being in something that's not working.

[00:12:47]They It kills them. You see, that's what happens. I tell you all the time, it's people aren't actually in here to make money. They say they are, they're not actually here to make money. They're actually here to maximize their dopamine and trying to control the ship. You get like a dopamine hit. Okay? If you try to steer left and the green candle goes up and you steer right and the red candle goes down, you're like, "Oh, I'm getting a dopamine hit. I'm in control. I'm in control." You're not actually in control. You want to know why? Just look at the stats, dude. Yeah. There's 100 people in a room, two are in control.

[00:13:18]Yeah, they're the profitable traders.

[00:13:20]The bottom 98, they think they're in control. They're not in control. Yep.

[00:13:23]But who's actually going to win at the end? Spoonyers.

[00:13:27]DCA buying. Like, subscribe. Catch you in the next one.