I Hate Dread Heads

Added: 2026-06-03

[00:00:00]I'mma be real with you guys. I hate dreads.

[00:00:14]It's just not fair to me how dreads have this unresistable aura no matter where they go. And everyone loves them for it, even if they're being really weird. Like just the other day, my friend farted and people genuinely started cheering her on. All because he just so happened to have dreads. But when I fart, I'm gross.

[00:00:32]>> Um, that doesn't make no sense.

[00:00:36]>> My man, >> I'm telling you, people will admire dreads no matter what they do. Even if they're being really embarrassing. Oh my gosh, it's a [ __ ] dread. Nachelon dread. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. The [ __ ] dread is walking. She's walking down the stairs.

[00:00:57]He needs some milk.

[00:00:59]>> Wait, did you guys just see that? Did a nonchalant dread head just do something not nonchalant? Oh my goodness. This is the best day of my life. Wait, what is she doing? Nonchalant dread head. Oh my gosh.

[00:01:20]Oh my gosh.

[00:01:23]Dread. Dread.

[00:01:26]>> I'm convinced that nonchalant dreadheads honestly think they're better than everyone else, even though they're clearly not. Like just the other day, I said hi to a dreadhead and she just ignored me. See, look. I'm going to go say hi to that dread over there. Hey, dread.

[00:01:44]Why did she nod at me? What does that mean?

[00:01:47]And don't even get me started on the crowds of people always following them around no matter where they go. Ah, not to launch your head. Yes, chill. I'm trying to relax type stuff. Shake your dreads. Shake your dreads. Please shake your dreads for us, queen. Ladies, leave me alone type stuff. Wo, pause right there. Did she just call her a queen?

[00:02:11]Y'all treat these dreadheads as if they're celebrities or something.

[00:02:15]All right. If I shake my dreads, will y'all leave me alone? I can't make any promises. All right, that's valid.

[00:02:23]I love you, dread head. Oh my gosh.

[00:02:26]Shake your dreads. Shake your dreads.

[00:02:29]Like, come on. That's not even impressive. I can shake my hair, too.

[00:02:34]Ew. You're ugly.

[00:02:37]You know, I really tried. I really tried to like dreads, but they just ruined my life. Sup, Kelsey? Oh, hey, dread. I just wanted to apologize to you. Really?

[00:02:48]That's not very nonchalant of you. All right. Now, shut up before I change my mind. I'm going to rap for you. It's my apology rap.

[00:03:03]Not to dread on the track. Yeah, I know I am so nonchalant and I have everything that you want.

[00:03:19]But please don't worry cuz trust me, you're pretty.

[00:03:27]You know, maybe dread heads aren't so bad after all.

[00:03:32]>> Hello. in the wrong direction on one street. I'll probably get 20 years ago.

[00:03:36]>> Okay. Thanks for letting me know.

[00:03:38]>> Uhhuh. Gotcha.

[00:03:40]>> Dreadhead, your mom just got eaten by a tiger.

[00:03:44]Type? I don't know what type of tiger it was. Type? What are you talking about? I can't do this anymore. Her nachulantness is insufferable. I'm just going to tell her to get lost and never talk to me again.

[00:03:58]Dreadhead.

[00:03:59]There you go with that stupid not again.

[00:04:01]Why do you do that? I'm just mysterious.

[00:04:04]>> The only thing mysterious about you is your stench. When was the last time you showered?

[00:04:10]See, when you do things like this, it makes me hate dread heads even more. The only thing y'all care about is nonchalantly shaking your dreads. You shake them at the grocery store. You shake them as you're falling down the stairs. You're shaking them right now.

[00:04:27]>> Wow. You're not nonchalant. You're just an imbecile. Word.

[00:04:32]>> You want to know what that word means?

[00:04:34]It means you're stupid.

[00:04:36]>> A word?

[00:04:37]>> Yeah, that's what that word means. So get lost. I never want to see you again.

[00:04:42]I >> What? You don't care?

[00:04:44]>> Nah.

[00:04:45]Wow. I knew she was nonchalant, but I didn't know SHE WAS HEARTLESS.

[00:04:51]WHAT WAS THAT? What is Dreadhead screaming?

[00:04:58]Wow. She cares so much about me that she stopped being nonchalant. All because I said I never wanted to see her again. I mean, did you see the way she was screaming? She looked stupid. I finally saw a nonchalant dreadhead stop being nonchalant. I can finally be happy. Bye y'all. I'm going to Hawaii.

[00:05:16]>> Huh?

[00:05:18]>> A word. I only screamed cuz I saw a ladybug. I hate ladybugs.

[00:05:25]Y I love you, dread. Oh my gosh. Shake your dread. Shake your treads.

[00:05:36]Whoa. Pause right there. Did she just call her a queen? Y'all treat these children. Dang it. Doesn't this look realistic?

[00:05:46]>> Yes.

[00:05:48]>> That's all you have to say.

[00:05:49]>> I said, "Does it look realistic?"

[00:05:50]>> Yeah.

[00:05:51]>> It was a question.

[00:05:52]>> Oh.

[00:05:56]What did you want me to say?

[00:05:58]>> I don't know. I'm recording.

[00:06:00]So, I was hoping you'd be a clip for him or something.

[00:06:04]So, what what what was I supposed to say?

[00:06:06]>> I don't know. You guys interrupted my video.

[00:06:10]>> Well, first of all, y'all have got to get this stuff cleaned up. Come out here and clean all of this stuff in this hallway. Look at the stuff you got on the floor. Look at your bathroom.

[00:06:19]>> Okay.

[00:06:19]>> Come on.

[00:06:20]>> I will. I almost done. I'm literally I have I have five more minutes.

[00:06:26]>> Y'all, this is actually making me want to become a dread. This is actually like This looks really tough, y'all. Should I become a dread? Should I get dread so I can shake my dreads at people?