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[00:00:12]Give her a cup of tea, give her a cup of tea in the morning, give her a cup of tea in the morning and we say good morning, good morning, oh good morning, what beauty is this, what beauty is this, what sweetness is this, what sweetness is this, everyone, how are you, what are you doing, wait a minute, come on, what do you think, put the light on like this, it's good, take the light off, no, it's dark like this, what do you think, the light is nice, the light is nice, the light, everyone, what do you think, what do you think of this rule [snoring sounds], a story, right, good morning, Ramadan Kareem, are we in Ramadan or where, are we in Sha'ban or in Ramadan, every day, may God make all your days full of goodness, happiness, love and stuff, the weather is beautiful today, the weather is beautiful, the daytime, look at the weather today, what's going on in it, just let's get some water, let's get some water, and take a moment, a moment, a moment, let's walk, let's get some water, let's walk, yes, the beating, good morning, good morning, good morning, God, wait, what is this, wait, let's walk again Wait, you'll put on your headphones. What do you think of the sound? Can you hear me?

[00:01:35]Can you hear me, dear viewer? Happy New Year!

[00:01:39]Mubarak! Did you eat meat? Did you eat meat, guys?

[00:01:49]What's the news about the cows where you are? By God, three of you are oppressed: cows, buffalo, and sheep. They are the oppressed ones. Yes, by God, three!

[00:01:59]Let's go for a walk. Let's go for a walk. Good morning to you all. Good morning.

[00:02:03]We're following. Oh, Facilitator, oh Lord, Facilitator for your servants, oh Bestower of blessings, oh Bestower of blessings, oh Bestower of blessings. Oh, prevent it. Good morning to you all. Today is beautiful, dear viewer. Do you notice how we start the day? Today, with prayers and peace upon the Messenger of God.

[00:02:31][Snoring sounds] Oh, these days are passing by. Do you notice how someone is walking? No, wait, let's just make a cup of tea and I'll be right back. Someone is walking. Is someone walking? Oh, the weather is beautiful today, and the birds are flying over there.

[00:02:48]Oh, where's the cup of tea? What's this? Oh.

[00:02:53][Snoring sounds] Oh, Facilitator, oh Lord, Facilitator, oh Lord. God willing, God will bless me. God willing, God will bless me. God willing, God will bless me. Yes, by God, turn off the light. I don't need electricity. Huh? Let's greet our friends.

[00:03:17]Yes, that's it. That's it. What do you think of this rule? What do you think of this rule, guys?

[00:03:23]This rule is good. We'll move it back a little. Wait, just move it back a little. Wait, just yes, that's it so we can tag our friends. We'll tag our friends. You see how? Yes, yes, the boy Abdul Rahman, the boy Abdul the thing, Abdul the thing. Oh God, make it easy. Oh God, make it easy for your servants. Oh God, let's see what God will bless us with today. Today, today. Oh God, make it easy. Oh God, make it easy. Oh God, what should we start with? Oh, YouTube. This is normal. This is normal.

[00:04:00]You can have a normal morning. You see how TikTok tells you, "No, we'll have a morning first and start the episode." God willing. Oh God, make it easy. Why is it so hot? Oh, I'm running the air conditioner. Wait a minute, umm, wow, wow, Eid, Eid, Eid, Eid, we're so happy for you all, Eid is so happy for you. What are you doing for Eid? What are you doing for Eid? Oh my God, what's up with the meat? What's up with the meat, everyone? What's up with the meat? Is it cooked or not? Oh, wow, wow, wow, you wake up in the morning like that, minding your own business, you wake up in the morning, boss, you see how you start your day, you start your day, Hamada, what's this? What's this?

[00:04:59]The boy, the boy, Alessandro Derbio, the boy, this is the boy, my darling, the boy, my friend [clears throat], the boy, my friend, the boy, the Peruvian boy, the Peruvian boy, God, the announcer is working now, the boy, Foden, he's not noticing him, look, the boy, Foden, the boy, Foden of City, Manchester City, he's not noticing him, look, I'm looking at God like this, he's saying to him, I'm saying to him, hello, how are you? Oh, oh, by God, he's not noticing him, he's not noticing him, generations Generations upon generations inherit it, generations upon generations inherit it. Wadi Obel, Egyptian, here's a generation among generations. This is a crushed generation. Our generation is crushed.

[00:05:52]Generations upon generations inherit it. Wadi Obel, Egyptian, here's a generation.

[00:05:55]What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? This is a crushed generation. Our generation is my generation.

[00:06:01]What is this? What is this? What is this channel? Is this possible?

[00:06:08][Clears throat] What is this? The whole thing is in English. The whole thing is in English. English. Ugh. Well, [ snoring sounds] How are we going to read the companion?

[00:06:18]This is completely English. It's switched to English. Wait, let's see what this is about. I don't want it in English.

[00:06:26]Where is it? Well, how do we change it? How do we change it? I'm telling you English. He's telling you where is the English? The English is on my phone. The thing decreases by itself from the settings. Well, the language is translated. Yes, translate English. No, Arabic.

[00:06:46]Switch to Arabic. Switch. Come on, switch. Just my darling, my darling. The best. There's nothing better than Arabic. There's nothing better than Arabic. Take it off, you keep turning around. Say hi to our friends, let's start the greetings. Let's start the greetings with Mohamed.

[00:06:59]Mohamed Nasser says to me, "What's up, Mohamed Nasser? How are you, Hamada? Let's not talk about anything. Don't take me to other places to talk about... I'm banned, you know? You know how I'm banned? I'm banned, they told me. I'm banned, you know? You know how I'm banned? I know you want to make me slip up, you want to make me slip up.

[00:07:25]Just a moment, just a moment, let's turn the page, let's turn the page with you and start the episode, let's start the episode. Let's greet our friends and be careful.

[00:07:38]Happy birthday, man, you're shining! Happy birthday!

[00:07:42]Whose birthday is it today? What difference does it make? What difference does it make?

[00:07:49]I was born yesterday and I'm alive today.

[00:07:55]These are days that pass, you know, and they become memories, and memories go with their owner. Nothing remains of them except good deeds, so I invite you to do good deeds.

[00:08:14]God May God bless you, my friend. I'm banned. [Clears throat] Oh, they didn't let me in. We're not involved anymore. We're not talking. Oh, we're not talking. There's nothing wrong. Good morning, Bob. The guy, Chico. The guy, Chico, my darling. He's on the screen. Good morning, Chico. He says the sound is perfect. My darling, I've got the thing. I've got the thing. Anyway, my hands are itching. My hands are itching. I swear to God, my hands are itching.

[00:08:44]May God make it a good day. May God bless us with the ultimate generosity. Eid al-Adha.

[00:08:49]I don't want meat. I don't want meat or wings. Either riyals, or dinars, or dollars. Either riyals, or dinars, or dollars. Eid, Eid is joy. Eid is joy. Greet me, greet me.

[00:09:03]15 years, 15 years. I'm still going on about it.

[00:09:09][Clears throat] The gift. Everyone put their hand in their pocket and take out the thing. Is anyone walking? No. Anyway, the best greetings to you, my friends.

[00:09:21]I am nothing without you. I am nothing without you and for you. And by God, I swear to God, someone's walking, no, anyway, here, here, the bird, here, the bird, oh wow, oh wow, birds, birds, birds, I'll go get them something, wait a minute, let's get them something, I'm getting them something, take care, you, wait a minute, come on, wait a minute, wait a minute, come on, I'm coming, I'm coming, oh, let's take a swap while we're sitting with you like this in the morning, oh wow, oh wow, bread, brown bread, brown bread, brown bread, do you see how? Erase it, oh, in the name of God, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful, in the name of God, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful, I do n't have bird food, the delivery, the delivery hasn't come, do you see how? The man, by God, no, yes, like that, oh wow, you start your morning, the best thing, the best thing, don't try, don't try, spend your day arguing with humans, get up like this, how? Here I am, sitting here, see how the jinn They'll all ride me because I'm sitting here, a human being. There are humans, humans, sitting around watching, looking, writing, and making a mess of things. You see how it is? And you have to respond to them. You see how it is? So you should n't get involved in these matters.

[00:11:14]Understand?

[00:11:16]Now the birds will come, God willing. What's this?

[00:11:18]What's this pillow doing here? Oh, I put my feet on it because when you sit like this for too long, it's not good. Your feet have to be raised a little for the circulation. You see how it is? So I put my feet on this thing, and then I sit down like this. You see how it is? I'm sitting like this. You see how it is? But this is how my day is. Look, this is how my day is, Hamada. This is my day. Yes, my day is what made me sit like this. It's the best thing. So I bring the pillow and put it here for my feet, but I don't need it right now. This is how my day is. You sit on the day. Your thing starts with nature, don't worry about people, don't look at humans, I don't want to see humans, I'm afraid of them, I'm afraid of humans. Don't be afraid of animals, be afraid of humans. You don't know what they'll do, you do n't know how their brains are wired. You understand? So the best thing is to live alone. This topic, this episode is very beautiful. I was discussing this topic with a friend, one of my dearest friends, like a brother to me, even more than a brother. So he also chose what? He chose to live alone. You understand?

[00:12:33]Because he spent his whole life for others.

[00:12:38]You understand? But thank God, thank God that people go through this. There are those who spend their lives with people and don't get to experience it.

[00:12:50]You understand? You understand? So this is giving and the result. You understand? We must acknowledge the good done for us so that people can offer what they can offer to each other. But exploitation is going on, no, it doesn't work.

[00:13:12]So I'm telling you about A very beautiful personal experience.

[00:13:15]My routine, as you can see, is a cup of tea, cheese, nature, and birds. Then, when the human comes along, they'll mercilessly attack you. Is anyone walking by? No, no one. Anyway, wait a minute. Let's do the birds thing now. They'll come. So, this is a beautiful act of charity, a continuous act of charity. Do you realize how God, may He be glorified and exalted, has made you subservient to Paradise? He created it for you, with birds, the sky, the earth, the air, the sea, and the mountains, so you can enjoy it, preserve it, preserve it. Everything you see in nature, you must prostrate before it, you must prostrate before it, and preserve it. So that God may continue to bless you and your faith. This is our way of life.

[00:14:17]We here adore nature. Just a moment, let's go outside for a walk, come back, light the cheese, and have [clear throat]... just like that... just like that... they'll come and pick them up... just like that... they'll come. They pick them up in the morning, you know how? Oh, Dad, and then why would I turn my back on you? That's not right. You're giving your friends a hard time, you idiot! You're giving your friends a hard time when they're waiting for you, waiting for you! I don't know why they love me. There are a lot of people who love me, honestly. You know that's why I go out, for the people who love me, all the people who love me. You know how someone is walking by and says, "Wait, let's just say hi to our friends." He says, "The Arab guy is asking if the TV is working. The TV is working.

[00:15:26]Yes, the TV is working. The TV is working.

[00:15:35]We found the plug was disconnected." You know how I am? I swear to God, I miss you so much, Dad. Our brother Amin, our brother Amin Muhammad, how are you, Amin? How are you doing? The boy, the boy Ahmed Al- Iskandarani, the boy Ahmed Al- Iskandarani, he's my brother. You know how I am?

[00:15:59]Madam, son of my daughter, the boy Ahmed Alexandrian, son of Jiti, you know what I mean? I'm sitting here, something's up, I'm not comfortable in this situation, you understand? I don't know why, something's playing tricks on me. He says, "Oh, Oppa, the pride of the Arabs, with you is Jalal Al-Darraz. Best regards to my brother Jalal Al-Darraz, he's from Libya, he's from the pride of my friends. Best regards to my brother. You know what I mean?

[00:16:25]How come you never sent me a single pound or Libyan riyal? But love is wealth, love is wealth. You know what I mean?

[00:16:32][Snoring sounds] You know how we spend it, where do we get it from? You don't understand. Anyway, [Clears throat] I wish you a happy holiday, Dr. Jassi, Andrew, and Caleb. My dear Abu Hamid, my dear Alexandrian, son of noble people, son of noble people. You see how people greet each other like this?

[00:16:59]Wow, it's beautiful. Good manners are good too. You know how good manners are? Welcome to the live chat. Remember to protect your privacy and abide by the guidelines of this forum. A message, I don't know who it's from. The guy YouTube is sending me a message saying, "Welcome." The guy YouTube is greeting me. He blocked me yesterday [snoring sounds] last week and is greeting me today. I don't understand why.

[00:17:30]What's this? Just wait, here it is.

[00:17:46]What? You're my Eid gift, my darling, my darling, my darling. I'm sending you my heart, I'm sending you my heart, I swear to God. We want three. He tells you to look to the right. And it's done by changing the language. Oh, I did this, my darling. The guy Mohamed Nasser is telling me, "Sir, you can speak freely." My darling, my darling, Nasser.

[00:18:13]The guy Julio, what time is it now?

[00:18:17]The time now is 7:36 AM, 7:36 AM, and we're in the continent of Australia, which belongs to it. And then the ball is rotating. The ball is rotating around itself and around the sun. Do you understand? It's not the sun that's rotating. Do you understand? How? He tells you the sun is running away. The sun is setting.

[00:18:42]We're the ones who move, not the sun that sets.

[00:18:44]Okay, fine, we're the ones who move. Okay, the sun is staying put, it doesn't move anywhere. Because if it moved for a year, just for a year, it would set the area on fire. Do you understand how the distance between the Earth and the sun is? If it moved towards us, we'd burn, and if it moved away, we'd freeze. Do you understand how that is? Well, down there are the North and South Poles. They're called poles because they're icy, since the sun doesn't come towards them. This one is above, and that one is below. The sun is here. Do you understand how that is? So the sun is staying put. The sun is right there. Do you understand how that is? The sun is right there. Okay, a burning motion.

[00:19:28][Snoring sounds] [Clearing throat] Do you understand how that is? It's a planet. Do you understand how it burns gases and stuff? Do you understand how that is? Do you understand? Now the Earth is in its orbit, in its path, it keeps moving in it. The Earth is right there. Imagine the Earth as it moves, it rotates around the path, and as it rotates, it comes back in a spiral.

[00:19:47][Clearing throat] It's a spiral. You see how it goes round and round, and then you see you're sitting in Egypt, for example, Egypt, Egypt.

[00:19:55]You see how it goes? The sun comes over Egypt, and the sun rises on the pyramids. You see how it goes? So Egypt, as it goes round and round like that, spirals, then Alexandria goes round too. You see how it goes? Then it goes, it goes, what's up? At sunset, we go down for a walk on the beach and eat corn and beans, beans, beans, and I swear to God, three times!

[00:20:23]Lupin beans, lupin beans, and beans. I ate beans, I swear to God, three times!

[00:20:26]What was it called? The guy with the lupin beans, what did he have? The lupin bean cart, I remember it, a really good lupin bean cart, a mountain of lupin beans. And then he has fenugreek, he has fenugreek. And then he has a kind of "Rawana" with beans, beans with chili and stuff. You see how it goes? And fill it up, fill it up, and give it to him in the cone. What time is it? Didn't we tell you, Julio? It's 7:30, he tells you. It's a holiday, guys, and the world is at peace. No, not at all nonsense, of course. Thank God, the world is returning to peace. Thank God. We're not talking about anything. He said, "YouTube gave me a hard time." You see how he gave me a hard time?

[00:21:06]He said, "You looked at your Muslim brothers and started insulting them and making them wear... I don't know, the cross and all that." I told them, "I'm calling for love, Mr. YouTube, I'm calling for love. We want to spread love to the world. We want to tell the world that we love and all that. You see, we're not here to cut people's throats. You see how we're calling for love. We want people to love each other. There's nothing wrong with that." They told me, "No, you're provoking them. You don't know them, and they provoke."

[00:21:37]I told him, "We're not provoking anyone, man.

[00:21:40]You see how I see the world heading towards a huge mess. They're preparing it in America. You see how they're starting to deport people and all that." So, of course, I try to tell them, "No, we're not like that. We love you and all that, and we're as good as honey," and all that stuff. Because, you know, we're trying as much as we can to keep things under control, to keep things under control, because they have, as you know, nuclear and non-nuclear weapons, biological and non- biological weapons, and we don't have anything but "There is no god but God," you know, you know, and we pray to Him always, and He always answers our prayers, you know, you know. That's why, thank God, our lives are full of hardship, our lives are completely devastated, you know, you know.

[00:22:27]So, of course, this issue will affect us because today people are being deported and they're closing things down, you know, you know, you know. And then, if a problem arises, they'll start making up stories and rumors there in America, and they'll get involved and cause trouble. I don't want to mention names or tag anyone in stories, but they'll say, "What's this? An invitation to something?" I'm not inviting anyone, I'm inviting peace, I'm inviting peace, you know, you know. How?

[00:22:58]What's the problem with calling for peace? I'm afraid they'll make a decision and tell you to leave for the intended destination. So what am I supposed to do now about this problem? So I changed my name. My name is Joseph.

[00:23:16]Then some friends suggested Daniel, Joseph, Youssef, something like that. You see, something that doesn't seem suspicious. Honestly, Muhammad, they're always afraid. They'll say, "What's this? Do you have something?" and then they'll start searching and stuff.

[00:23:35]Oh God, oh God, you created me a human being, you created me a human being. I swear to God, three times, why like this? Why like this, Hamada?

[00:23:43]Anyway, let's not mention Hamada later. What's wrong?

[00:23:47]People get upset. People get upset.

[00:23:53]Today is Hamada's day. Hamada's day. You see?

[00:23:57]How come?

[00:23:59]But I saw a strange sight. I swear to God, three times, the man, the man, the man.

[00:24:05]Far be it from you. What is this? What are these things?

[00:24:07]Maria, a post? What is this? People keep making posts for me. What is this post?

[00:24:11]Wait, let's see this post. What is this? What is this? Do you see the post? Do you see the post?

[00:24:17]I'm posting this early in the morning, oh my God!

[00:24:25][Clears throat] What's this? There's Haj El-Shabashi! Look, Haj!

[00:24:32]Good morning, Hajja! Good morning! And the iPhone and the thing! Hey, are you walking past your father? Oh, is anyone walking?

[00:24:40]No, no one. Take it off!

[00:24:43]Yes, he's telling you, "Saif, Saif!" I made the sword for some things I'd like to share with you. Here you go, sir. Here's Uncle Sheikh.

[00:24:52]Uncle Sheikh is giving it a heavy one. Uncle Sheikh is giving it a heavy one in a public place, you know? And people are going, someone is going, someone is coming.

[00:24:58]No one... Look, Uncle Sheikh! Uncle Sheikh, God willing, Sheikh! We see it, we see it, we see it!

[00:25:05]Uncle Sheikh is giving it a heavy one. Oh, by God, three in the street, it's normal, you know? How are we the best nation? The thing came out... Anyway, what's this holiday, guys? Well done, Amin! I love you, Hoba! Okay, come on, guys, let 's bring the Eid gifts! Where are the gifts, Amin?

[00:25:25]Where are the gifts? No one is paying attention to me with anything. I'm working I swear to God, my hands are itching, my hands are itching, Madeleine, here I am, my hands are itching, here I am, my darling Madeleine, here I am, my darling, she's all my love, Madeleine, how are you, Madeleine, how are you doing? Sorry, I'm banned from the channel because they say I'm praying for the thing, I prayed for the thing, Madeleine, I prayed, I prayed, I removed it, there's nothing left, here I am, here I am back again, I'm back again, did I go anywhere to come back? I 'm still sitting in the same place, the whole thing I'm calling for, love and peace, there's a problem with it, there's a problem with it, they told you no, they told you don't pray, they don't want it, they want destruction, we want destruction, thank God the world is in ruins, the whole world is in ruins except for Egypt, except for Egypt, because Egypt is safe, Egypt is safe, I'm going down to Egypt, watch out [laughs], I'm going down to Egypt and I'm going to visit Israel, I'm going to visit Israel, you understand how I love Egypt and I love Israel, why? Don't anyone mess with me Don't play games with me, my hands are eating us up, look, the check is coming, the shekels will be in now. I have a lot of friends from Israel, be careful, you see how they send me shekels, but without me eating.

[00:26:37]God, money is good, money revives souls, money revives souls, and we won't go around in circles, we'll go around in circles, the dollar is worth a lot, the dollar is worth a lot today, how much is the dollar today? I'm telling you, oh my God, those poor dogs, they say they will gather them in one place and set them on fire. Oh God, protect us, oh Madlin, let's not have this upsetting news so we do n't go off-topic and get our channel banned. You see how they allowed me to thank them, they told me otherwise, don't overstep your bounds, I told them, okay, the birds are coming now, let's give them some hot sauce.

[00:27:20]He says to you, I am very impressed with your way of thinking, God bless you, the boy Ziad Bar, I work for the public, for I have nothing to do with it, you see how you understand me, I see there are innocent people You'll get caught up in this chaos, in this chaos. You see how we live abroad, a marginalized minority, ostracized. You see how they put us in places like this, all alone with ourselves. Go form your own communities, the Arab, Egyptian, Turkish, Indian communities, everyone!

[00:27:47]You go to these community places, oh my God, oh my God, they're garbage dumps, garbage dumps, God forbid! God blessed you, you went to God's paradise, why are you turning it into garbage? I'm telling you, no, because this is the thing.

[00:27:59]We don't talk about the thing, we got banned because of the thing. You see how it is?

[00:28:10]So of course I'm worried about this because I know the thinking, the ideological thinking, and if God forbid, God forbid, God forbid, may God have mercy on us, if there's a war, a religious war, of course we'll be lost. They have nuclear weapons, they have biological weapons, they have F- 16s and F-16s. 52 and with his simple taste and his cuteness, how did you take him? We have nothing but "There is no god but God, Muhammad is the Messenger of God." So what's next? And then, how did you notice? And if God does not grant you victory, then you will have no victory. How sweet of you, Heba!

[00:28:55]Best regards to you. You understand? And look what we got. You understand? What do we want now? We put this down and work. We must work. We must work. They will gather us and expel us, and we will be ostracized and live alone. No one will be able to help us. By God, we will go. No one will come or go, and that's it. You understand?

[00:29:23]How? Why is it like this, people? Why is it like this? He told you it's a conspiracy. He told you it's a conspiracy. He told you it's a conspiracy against the Egyptian. He wants to take civilization, science, progress, and all that stuff and give it to people. You understand? It's his people, and they will be civilized and self-reliant, building companies and factories and all that, technology, a cultural revolution, an economic revolution, and all that stuff.

[00:29:47]You understand? How? God, this is a market. This is a consumer market. You understand?

[00:29:54]How did they become self-reliant? No, we... Let's not let them rely on themselves anymore, let them rely on us. Is anyone going on about this? No, it's important to talk more about religious Muslims. And me, I, I do n't believe that religion is a pillar, but rather a commodity, bought and sold. You understand? You use it to deceive people. Religion is behavior. Your behavior is your religion. Your behavior towards nature, towards people, towards yourself—that's your religion. So, the atheist works for nature, for humanity, for civilization, for progress. He's busy, he's thinking. You understand? So you call him an atheist?

[00:30:41]He's not an atheist, but he acts. He acts according to what he's commanded. You understand? For humanity. You understand? Most scientists are atheists. Most scientists and most of the elite will tell you, " Yeah, they invented this thing, the nuclear bomb, the bomb of this." There's good and there's evil. So, you lean towards good, then you lean towards evil because there are many evil people. You know the evil ones, Egyptians. Best regards to our beloved Abdel Fattah El-Sous, the good man. You understand?

[00:31:10]Now we've discovered that this man is a real man, a real man, a miracle, a miracle! Imagine if this guy wasn't around, we would have become militias and all that, a completely different job.

[00:31:22]Oh God, I swear, this is a blessing from God. Look, the whole world is destroyed and we are, thank God, slaughtering cows. Did you see the cows? The cows are being slaughtered! I swear, I saw the cow issue. Oh my God, oh my God, the cow issue! Where is it? Where is it? What issue? Oh, I'll show you what.

[00:31:44]Who is this sheikh? I'll tell you about breastfeeding an adult. Oh, we hear about breastfeeding. We must breastfeed, we must breastfeed, people!

[00:31:53]No, not this man. I'd like to hear who this man is. He is very, very great. Why? Because I've met this man in my life, and you understand how? I met him in my life, and you know how he is. And when he just put his hand on my head and said, "May God bless you," you know how he really meant this, you know how he understands me. He's a very, very great person.

[00:32:18]I'm so lucky that this person blesses me, you know how he is. So I want you to always, always listen to the voice, the voice, the voice of love and the voice of giving, you know how he is, and the voice of sacrifice and the voice of redemption. And look, the birds have come. Do you see the birds? Here they are. Do you see me? Here they are. You know, here they are. They're going to walk around. But what's coming? Here they are. Here they are. Look, Friday. Did you see Friday? Here they are. Did you see Friday?

[00:32:50][Clears throat] Oh, by God, the birds have come. I'll find a triple divorce. I'll find a triple divorce. The birds have come. Wait for me. A triple divorce, by God. What is it? How does it work? Oh, that's it. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Bring us here, but wait a minute. Yes, they're sitting right there behind us. Look, they're sitting right there behind us.

[00:33:43]Yes, that's it. Wow, there they are. And then what? They get worried about any movement, about anything, because this is a bird that loves freedom. Imagine you're a bird and you can't fly. Look, they're coming, and they're walking. See how it is? Do you understand me?

[00:34:05]God.

[00:34:07]So of course, a person needs to be in a state of calm. Do you see how [clears throat] they can calm their nerves and give all their attention to the beautiful nature that God created. They see the beauty, they see the world we live in. Do you see how it is? And then they tell you that a donkey can fly and a donkey can't fly. Do you see how it is?

[00:34:36]So of course, this is something... a problem, a problem, a problem.

[00:34:44]Oh, this is a pigeon and its mate. Do you see how it is?

[00:34:51]Look, see how it's protecting it from behind. Do you see everything? Eat, eat, girl, eat. You understand how I am? Yes, so yesterday I sat down to clean the garden, you understand?

[00:35:08]And I went for a walk. You understand how? They said to me, " Hey, Oppa, what's this? What's this, Oppa? They sent me messages, 'Hey, Oppa, don't you know it's Eid? Eid is a time for joy and all that.' So, we're 40 years old, and I've never... I've never felt Eid. You understand?

[00:35:23]How can I feel Eid? I'm far, far away from my country, Egypt, the mother of the world. Egypt, the mother of the world. You see? You see? The bird is coming, the bird is here.

[00:35:32]Egypt, the mother of the world. You understand? You understand me? As long as you're far from your country, far from your homeland... someone who doesn't have a homeland can never buy another one. How sweet of you, [snoring sounds]! Anyway, anyway, we must... I'm telling you, I want to go outside, honestly, to get some fresh air. What do you think? Should I take you with us?

[00:35:56]Take you with us on a quick tour?

[00:36:02]Yes, just a moment. And then, I intend to give all these medals to my brothers. Everyone, come to me privately and write your name and address. I swear!" By God, I sent him a gift from these, you know how?

[00:36:22]But not this one, because this one is gold, you know? Hey, I swear to God, I swear by the three divorces that I sent you [clears throat] Open the door slowly, slowly.

[00:36:39]Oops, the young man looked when they got annoyed. Look, the bird saw the bird. Did you see what it did? Did you see what it did? This is Mama, this is Mama, the one standing there. This is Mama.

[00:36:51]Yes, the weather is cold, the weather is freezing cold, the weather is freezing hot. They understood. They went up there, they're going up. Look, they're going up there, waiting for me.

[00:37:06]Oh, and I love to walk. The best thing is to walk and take a quick tour of the world we live in.

[00:37:19]You know how? This is of course the traffic light. The time is not yet 8. You know how? At 8:30, what do people start? They come and stop. The children of this school cross. This school is elementary. You know how? We understood it. The world is raining, everyone. You see the world is buying How come? Look, it's raining. [Clears throat] It's raining.

[00:37:54]You, I moved away to clean the ground. You see?

[00:37:56]How did you sweep the ground and then sit down? What? To clean the trees. You see? Here, here, here it is again.

[00:38:03]Look, here, here. Let's go inside so we can let her eat. It's a shame, it's a shame. Go inside. Yes, that's right, Bashoush. Oh, I made fava beans yesterday, but they didn't come. I swear to God, three times I said, "Give me the bird." The bird didn't come near the beans. I swear to God, three times I made fava beans yesterday. Look, I left them like cement. I swear to God, like cement. I swear to God, three times I put them outside so nobody can come near them at all. So this man is a very great person, a very great person. When you sit and listen to him, huh? A very great person, a very great person. Oh, look, do you see the bird coming? Here's the bird. These two love each other. I swear to God, these two are lovers. Wait, why isn't the dirty one coming? Yes, both of them. They love each other, by God, three of them, look and sit down, he's walking, look, she's dragging, dragging, the man, do you notice how? Look, he's walking, look, they sit down, they walk, they love to walk, do you notice how?

[00:39:04]God, see the birds, they'll come now, do you understand me? So love is a beautiful thing, I mean, guys, we have to love each other, we have to live in love and save the price of weapons and lives, and what's gone is gone, do you notice now, I'm making a very strange decision, do you understand me? This is something, may God protect us.

[00:39:49][Clears throat] Exile, exile, oh, exile, oh, the birds, oh, the birds, they're working, what's this? What's this? The video is gone. The video is gone.

[00:40:17]What's this? Obama the Egyptian? Switch account. Log out. Watch your channel.

[00:40:23]Oh, oh, nobody even acknowledged us with sweets. He's telling you, "A trace, a trace, a trace, a trace, a trace."

[00:40:38]What's this? A trace, a trace, a trace, a trace. It's a code, a code, a code. Bring this. Yes, Obama will distribute Eid gifts. Cement beams.

[00:40:51]Obama, my love, let him express his opinion. Thank you, Tantawi. Tantawi is telling him, telling him, "Let the man express his opinion."

[00:41:01]Just wait, someone came in and started putting stories and tales in my head.

[00:41:05]You understand how I know? I'm telling you, you have nothing to do with these people. It's strange.

[00:41:13]What are the stories of these screens, Obama?

[00:41:17]What screens? What screens? This is what happens every time I go down to the warehouse. We have a warehouse down there. The warehouse is for the residents who don't want anything. They throw it in the warehouse, and then a company comes and takes all these things. You understand how they take the good ones from it? And the rest, what do they break? You understand? I mean, it's normal, looking around, you understand? So people here come, they usually travel and go and come back, they move around, so they leave everything, they leave everything, you understand? You understand me? So I need anything to go downstairs, like this.

[00:42:09]Every time I go downstairs, I find a screen, you understand? This is working, it's working, you understand? How did I get the plug for that thing on the floor?

[00:42:18]You understand? I cut it off from the TV again, it's downstairs too, I put it back on, it worked.

[00:42:31]What does Hossam Hassan say?

[00:42:34]I don't care what he says or doesn't say, it's not my business.

[00:42:38]Just wait, let's read all this. Say, "Masha'Allah, Allahu Akbar." [ Clears throat] He says to you, "We missed you, my dear. You were here all this time while Egypt was drowning, Egypt." [Snoring sounds] Don't drown, Egypt, don't drown. Where are you drowning? Look around you, look at all the countries, pay attention. How do you understand? You understand me, everything is coming to us now, my friend.

[00:43:11]So, whoever doesn't invest in Egypt right now, their mother will be cursing them. Whoever doesn't invest in Egypt now, their mother will be cursing them because in 10 years, what you have will be worth five times more, five times more, my friend.

[00:43:35]Because the whole trend now is towards the unique location and its stability. You understand how I mean it.

[00:43:49]And of course, Egyptians are aware of this.

[00:43:53]Because most of the countries around us, as you can see, are destroying each other.

[00:43:59]Peoples are destroying each other.

[00:44:02]You understand how I mean it. So, thank God, you'll see what will happen: all the Gulf countries will invest with us because the climate, the location, and the labor are very easy. What investment is there? So, when the supply decreases, the price increases. Something that costs five will cost ten. You understand how I mean it? Something that costs five today will cost ten next year.

[00:44:35]Listen, listen, listen, listen to the basket in front of you. Economics and political science? This place will become a mighty economic fortress in the Middle East because the workforce is skilled, available, and cheap. These are the most important factors of production: labor, skill, and availability. Understand?

[00:44:56]Just be patient, be patient, be patient. God will take you and you will rest, God willing.

[00:45:04]We don't manufacture technology, God willing.

[00:45:07]You're not alone, you're not alone. Don't try to invent reasons.

[00:45:16]The episode is starting to work. From here, we'll talk about economics with reason and logic. The whole area around you is ablaze and destroyed. Do you realize how? And it's going to be a long time. And trust isn't what it used to be. Do you realize how?

[00:45:39]What's this? Here comes the thing. Here comes the crow, God forbid. He says, "I'm telling you, the crow was in a... I want to put it. I hope it's there. I hope it's there. I don't know where, I swear to God."

[00:46:12]Three, oh, Moses, the calf, you know how I understand you, give it, give it, hit, hit, here, take it, at the age of seven [laughter] I try, run, slam, hit, the calf ran away, seven, seven, the meat, seven, oh God, oh God, oh God, what is this, what is this, I stopped being fat, just wait, I'll show you, I'm telling you this is your work, so things are like this, while what is this, superstitions, superstitions are many, may God bless him and grant him peace, that he said to Abu Dharr one day, O Abu Dharr, do you know where the sun goes when it sets?

[00:47:51]God and His Messenger know best.

[00:47:54]He said it goes until it gets close to the Throne. The sun goes and gets close to the Throne and gets close to the thing.

[00:48:04]Okay, Sheikh, the sun goes, the sun sets. Okay, what's wrong with this Sheikh?

[00:48:20]Wait, neither with water nor with anything else.

[00:48:23]Don't break it. God knows best.

[00:48:27]The devil's retreat. He scattered the atoms. May God honor you. It's the wind that comes out.

[00:48:33]Today we analyze atoms. You see our technology? Science. We're all focused on agriculture.

[00:48:41]If a sound occurs, then if no sound occurs, it's poison.

[00:48:46]Yes, in the pebble, if it doesn't make the sound, then it's poison.

[00:48:51]We've arrived. We've arrived. Okay, okay, Sheikh. Okay, Sheikh.

[00:48:58]I'm telling you, who is this? Wait, wait, what is this? What is it? Hello? Yes, the drawing. Look, come on, look at the drawing. Look.

[00:49:12][Music] God.

[00:49:19][Music] Your art. Okay, sit down. Be happy.

[00:49:39][Music] You see the art? Come on, the most beautiful thing, by God, is to sit with yourself like this.

[00:50:03]God. And why are we depressed? Why are we depressed?

[00:50:18]Why? Why? We were born with a lot of frustration, why is he hiding? Look at the eye, not God, you saw how... Anyway, it's Eid al-Adha, and I swear to God, three... What's up, Heba? We want a kilo of meat, we want a kilo of meat, let's make fattah for the kids.

[00:51:04]God, look, come on, tears of joy, look, come on, God, oh peace, God, the pleasure of living these moments, it's not important that they last, what's important is that you... what's important is that you live them, live life, live life, what's wrong with you? Life is beautiful, by God, life is beautiful, the students are there, there's nothing wrong with it, but why do we make it difficult? About Ibn Abbas and Ibn Zub, do you understand?

[00:51:47]How do you understand me? On the authority of Ibn Abbas and on the authority of Ibn al- Dhabl. On the authority of Ibn Abbas and on the authority of Ibn al-Zubayb.

[00:51:55]God is disgusting, God is disgusting, God is disgusting